#he vwas so

[pianokantzart]

Hi!! I absolutely love your Mr. L comic!! Also, I love that piece of Mario Movie concept art that shows the bros' room (the one with Mario sitting on the bed playing video games) because each side of the room gives so much insight into their personalities/interests! Luigi's side has a microscope and also a bunch of model robots and racecars, which would suggest a science/engineering interest. Mario's side has a football helmet and a baseball, which implies that he was in multiple sports in high school. There's a Beastie Boys poster right in the middle of the room, which to me suggests that both of them like that band and probably jam out to it together. Headcanon central over here

Thank you!

Yes, I love their room design so much!! I wish I had a chance to get a better look at it in the movie, but thankfully we have concept art.

Unfortunately, The Beastie Boys poster got replaced with that VWA wrestling poster in the final product (probably for copyright reasons), but that makes me wonder if... 1. VWA is an actual real life wrestling competition in this universe 2. Wrestling is on the long long list of sports Mario's interested in (he did referee boxing in the game universe after all)

Given the look of his wall it seems like Mario dabbled in literally every sport he could growing up, though I headcanon that for financial reasons he only keeps up tennis and baseball to this day (which is still a lot for a guy with a full time job.)

On Luigi's headboard there's a box for a Star Fox model kit, which pretty much confirms that he was the one who made the Arwing hanging over the television, and given the camera he was 100% the one who took all the photos hanging on the cork board and on the wall. I like the implication he's more inclined to hobbies that are slow and quiet and require a lot of patience.

Also! On Mario's side of the room there's sports trophies while on Luigi's side of the room there's little ribbons on the wall, like what one would earn at a science fair or an art contest...

... Or a robotics competition, because I am perfectly normal about the idea of Luigi being a skilled mechanic who builds/fixes things and that one day becoming an established part of Movie Verse canon.

#at least make him a little handy around a warehouse or something please please #DANG IT now I'm mad he didn't get to make himself a go kart :((( he would've loved that so much!!! #look at his room he loves cars and engines!!! #Mario Movie #Super Mario Bros #Super Mario Brothers #askbox #anon #mario headcanons #Mario #Luigi

[apfel07]

For context, my girlfriend uses he/it pronouns.

In august I was on holiday in poland and I texted my girlfriend, telling him about some polish guy who I had talked to. I compared his way of speaking english to Käärija's english. And my girlfriend said: Yeah makes sense, Finnish and Polish are both slavic languages so that's probably why.

I just stared at him (metaphorically, we were texting) and said: No, no way Finnish is a slavic language. It didn’t believe me, because they sound so similar so I did some research and learnt about the existence of uralic languages.

I immediately texted my girlfriend "told you so", but then I started to dig a bit deeper and I realised how cool uralic languages are (they are so silly and make absolutely no sense, I love them)

Then, the school year starts and we learn about language history. I realise that I just generally really like linguistics. Each time uralic languages are mentioned my arm flies up at an embarrassing speed and I start to stim because I'm so excited.

I decide that I want to write my VWA (Vorwissenschaftliche Arbeit (basically a scientific paper that is a big part of your final exams and that can be about any topic)) about uralic languages.

I haven't started writing my VWA yet but I'm also thinking about studying linguistics once I finishe school.

This silly green man single-handedly changed the direction of my academic future and I couldn't be happier about it.

#käärijä #finnish #Linguistics #languages

[badlydrawvnlittlecronus]

so what about horuss has caught your attention? looks, personality, etc?

heh he vwas still really moody back then but i could tell he wvas excited to talk about that sort of thing

#homestuck #cronus ampora #hornus

[yanderes-galore]

Oooh I want to ask as well... yandere cronus ampora oneshot? I feel like some time after being rejected by the others he decides he's not gonna bother with traditional pursuing with the reader. He's gonna jump straight to the kidnapping! They're his whether they like it or not <3 (at least that's the way I see him acting hehehe)

Here we go everyone, I'm writing for "Homestuck's Worst Character Ever™". Hope you enjoy me writing him as a delusional dude who snatched you.

Used a Homestuck typing quirk generator for Cronus :) THANKFULLY that exists- Admittedly, I started this to mess around with the generator a bit. Sorry if it was too short or not the best :( I'm experimenting on both the quirk and how to write Cronus. Kinda wish I wrote him better but idk how yet, I'll take feedback.

I think I successfully depicted him as gross, however.

Last Straw

Yandere! Cronus Ampora ♒️Short

Pairing: Matesprit ❤️

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession at first sight, Delusional behavior, Kidnapping, Forced "affection", Possessive behavior, Clingy behavior, Forced "relationship", He gets a bit touchy while you sleep but it's brief, Swearing, Forced kissing.

Rejection used to burn him like the fires of a human cigarette (which he still doesn't understand why you would waste such a thing). It used to hurt him, he was subjected to such a pain for a long time. Now he got used to it.

Being rejected still had a dull pain to it yet now he just felt frustrated. He tries so hard to gain the attention of others. He really does try to relate to others.

It never works.

Being alone was a constant in his life. Even when he died and became a ghost, immortality didn't change the fact he was alone. He was forced to be rejected, even when dead.

It got on his nerves.

Oh, but then he met you!

He didn't care if you were also a ghost or some fellow human or troll passing through Dream Bubbles. Cronus quickly became determined to have you. Clearly, the traditional means of courting wasn't going to work.

When was Cronus ever traditional anyways...?

He needed to use a method that would work no matter what.

He didn't care if others didn't like the idea. He was already seen as garbage. So, really, there was no consequence to knocking you out and tying you in a room by a bed.

No one was going to bother him anyways.

Honestly, he isn't sure why he didn't do this sooner. To be a nice guy? Maybe he doesn't want to be nice anymore... not when it won him you.

You looked adorable when asleep. He just knew you were going to be perfect for him. He knew you'd make a great Matesprit... or if you hated him, he could make that work! A Kismesis could work, too-

Red romance, black romance, Cronus didn't care.

All he wanted was you and whatever attention he could squeeze out of you.

Cronus treated you like you were his last shot at ever finding love. He made the room he kept you in look perfect, born from memories that were no doubt yours. He watched you as you rested with what would seem like a lovingly gaze... if his eyes were not glazed over.

While you rest off the blow to the head, Cronus is gentle with prodding at you. He lightly grazes his hand over your skin and hums to himself. Although he explores a bit, he tells himself to not wander far over your body. There's still time to wait. He's been waiting forever for someone to come into his life. Now here you were...

All his.

When you wake up, Cronus greets you with a smile. He's happy, excited even. You have no choice but to simply be his!

"I vwas wvaiting for you to wvake up! We may not knowv each other much nowv, doll... but vwe hawve plenty of time! Trust me... vwe're meant to be, baby!"

He comes off strong and it's one hell of a thing to wake up to. Due to his constant feelings of rejection, delusion has settled in his mind. Far as he knows, you two will be together.

He'll make it so.

"Where am I?" You ask, voice raspy due to the lack of use. Cronus simply smiles, shuffling closer.

"Your nevw home, doll! I set it up based on hovw you like it. You see... I'wve been looking for someone like you for a long vwhile."

Cronus doesn't mind getting up close and personal. Even when you physically recoil away from his hold on your chin, his delusions block it out. He caresses your cheek in a loving manner while sitting beside you on a bed eerily similar to your own from your old home.

"It hurts to be alone... luckily, wve hawve each other! I'vwe alvways vwanted a Matesprit of my owvn. No one paid attention to me evwen vwhen I tried to connect vwith them..."

Cronus then puts both hands to your cheeks.

"Yet you'll be different, baby. I just knovw you and I vwill be something great. I'vwe evwen come up wvith songs to shovw our lovwe!"

You try to pull away from him but his grip is strong. Panic is written all over your face but Cronus is blind to it. All he sees is you... and the potential between you both.

"I don't know you! Who even are you!?"

"Shit, sorry, baby. I forgot I newver gawve my name. Cronus Ampora, that's my name. I happen to already knowv yours." Cronus winks and you feel yourself convulse in disgust.

"We just met... I can't do this! You can't make me love you like that!" You cry, Cronus shooshes you and pulls you into his chest.

"Sure you can, babe. I picked you for a good reason. You'll like it vwith me, I just knowv it. Relax... I vwon't hurt you."

"Let me go, don't touch me!"

You push against him, shaking when Cronus squeezes occasionally. He appears frustrated when you fight him and wrenches your chin up so you're eye to eyes with him. Those dead eyes stare into you... angry.

"We're Matesprits, you can't fight that wvith me. Unless you vwish for our lowve to be blacker, you can't change this." Cronus growls, ghosting his lips over yours. "Ewveryone else already hates being around me. I'm used to that. Yet you vwon't leavwe me like them."

He pushes you on the soft bed, using his body weight to hold you in place.

"We'll be Matesprits. You'll lowve me..."

Cronus leans closer, grinning.

"If not, baby... I'll make you lowve me."

The troll kisses you with a need that catches you off guard, ignoring your screams of protest and instead focusing on his fantasies of making you his.

#yandere homestuck #yandere cronus ampora #yandere homestuck x reader

[dowvntowvnman]

favorite films?

Thought no one vwould evwer ask honestly and frankly I'm honored to givwe you the best movwies that humankind has evwer made. Dare I evwen say, "peak". (Am I usin' that term correctly? Picked it up from a couple of folks in the bubbles.)

Grease - the best movwie evwer made it quite literally beats evwerything else evwer made in the entire univwerse. It vwas the vwery first human movwie that made me fall in lovwe vwith their culture, specifically the 50's.

Rebel vwithout a cause - this is the same levwel as Grease. Jim is sucha relatable character, the vway James Dean played made me fall in lovwe vwith the guy...

The Outsiders - Vwhat can I say? It's a real good movwie about a gang of greasers that actually treat each other like family. I LOVWE the novwel too, I enjoy Dally's character as vwell as Johnny's.. and god Johnny. He.. nevwer fail to make me tear up. But uh, yeah.

The Wvild one - Marlon vwas so fly in this. Unfortunately, I nevwer really understood the story besides the fact that the main character and the chick get together and the gang of bikers just vwreck the towvn. It vwas still enjoyable though nonetheless!

These are my top 4 movwies and I shit you not, cats! I highly recommend all of these.

Besides John Travolta, I really do dig James Dean and Marlon Brando bunches. They're a couple of good lookin' tough dudes and I aspire to surpass them of that.

'Ey, I evwen heard that they hooked up once and vwere together, I knowv that the 50's vweren't exactly accepting of same sex relationships on Earth. And that's just... Vwovw!! That's cool. Real cool..

I do like James Dean better though since vwell, he's such a nice and neat dude? From all that stuff about him, howv people talk about him.. he's just genuinely charming. I lovwe that guy, shame that he died so young...

Uhhh, this vwent on for a bit too long. I dunno howv to close this off so I guess that concludes this ansvwer.

#cro answers #anon #long post #(( ooc: dean and marlon were never together. it was made up lawl ))

[fancyfade]

I s2g some people think that damian did nothing but try to kill Tim in the batfam its like dudes he tried to kill him without provocation once when that's how you solved that situation where he was raised (and this vwas before he joined batfam). They also conveniently forget he saved Tim's life when joining batfam so it's pretty clear he was over that and understood he shouldn't do it.

#read an actual comic people #idk #dc comics #damian wayne #tim drake

[pesterloglog]

Cronus Ampora, Mituna Captor

Act 6, page 5308

CRONUS: hey, chief. looking good today. is that a newv helmet?

MITUNA: N0 U FUCFK7H7H7HHH

#1GLVNWLDN01Z1XJ01N0V4

CRONUS: easy there, it vwas a joke. of course its not a newv helmet. vwhat, do you think im retar... um, short on common sense?

MITUNA: N0

CRONUS: did you see meenah go by?

MITUNA: N0

CRONUS: she vwent that vway, didnt she?

MITUNA: N0

CRONUS: are you sure?

MITUNA: N0

CRONUS: listen mate, i dont mean to call you a liar, but i sawv her vwalk up to you.

#liar

MITUNA: N0

#N0

CRONUS: i vwas spying on both of you from behind the hivwe ovwer there. i sawv you do a seriously groovwy face plant off the railing.

MITUNA: N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0 N0

#N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0 #N0

CRONUS: hahaha. youre really priceless, captor. havwe i evwer told you vwhat a cool cat i think you are?

MITUNA: WHY 4R3 Y0U 70UCH1N9 M3?

CRONUS: i really feel like youre one of the only people i can open up to about my feelings. i guess it really does help to confide in someone vwho basically lacks the ability to repeat vwhat you say vwith any clarity or coherence, or evwen understand vwhat you said in the first place.

MITUNA: Y0UR3 571LL 70UCH1NG M3 4ND 1 D0N7 UND3R574ND WHY 7H15 15 H4PP3PP1NG

CRONUS: but truth be told, i alvways felt that vway about you before you evwen started havwing, vwell, your issues. vwe alvways had a good thing together, didnt vwe?

MITUNA: 1 D0N7 W4N7 Y0UR H4ND 7H3R3

CRONUS: dont get me vwrong, i knowv you and latula are in a vwery committed matespritship, though lets face facts, she could obvwiously do better. and i mean much better. really she is just in a totally different league, she is charming and gorgeous, vwhereas you are, vwell... you, unfortunately. and i vwouldnt dare to intrude on your longstanding moirallegiance vwith kurloz, and not because he scares the shit out of me either. that just really seems to vwork, you and him, doesnt it? i dont get a peep out of him of course, not evwen if im super nice and compliment his hideous hair, and obvwiously i receivwe nothing but disgusting horseshit out of your mouth evwery time you open it. but you seem to bring good qualities out of each other, no? is it true, the rumor that you are actually lucid vwhen you talk to him, instead of behavwing like a babbling, vwertigo stricken imbecile?

MITUNA: WHY W0N7 7H3 W31RD 70UCH1NG 570P

#8(

CRONUS: but vwhat im trying to say is, you dont judge like the others. vwell, ok, you do, but i cant really take your vwitriol that seriously because you are so obvwiously retar... reticent vwith your true emotions. like for instance, vwho could i confide in vwhen i began to fully come to terms vwith this feeling deep inside that i vwas actually a human "born" in the body of a troll, but nevwer realized it until learning about the humans? nobody. except you, of course. you dont care that i am humankin. you dont mock me for it and trivwialize my tragic existence. vwell, you do, but the point im trying to make is that vwhen you mock me it doesnt actually mean anything, because evwerything you say is such putrid nonsense.

#friendship

MITUNA: 1 W4N7 7H47 Y0UR H4ND 70 N07 83 0N MY 80DY PL3453

CRONUS: vwhat? no, come on guy. im just givwing you a friendly little shoulder massage, vwith one hand, like this. see? in a vway that seems vwery casual, like "bros" do. please dont make this more awvkvward than it needs to be.

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

CRONUS: i forgivwe you.

CRONUS: nowv hold that thought. im going to see if i can go catch up vwith meenah. dont followv me, because obvwiously youre going to cramp my style. hovw does my hair look? nevwer mind, you dont knowv vwhat youre talking about, ill just use your reflectivwe vwisor to check myself out. yes, looking great.

#coolscar

MITUNA: C4N 1 C0M3 W17H Y0U

CRONUS: jeepers, youre a thick headed fella. i just told you to stay put. im going to try out some especially bold movwes on peixes ovwer there, really put out the vwibe, you dig? i dont think i need to remind you that your presence vwill be like spraying the area vwith libidocide.

MITUNA: WH47

CRONUS: uh, beforus to captor. hello, this is mission control, is anything getting through that helmet? i am saying that your presence is sexual poison, and if you are drooling nearby vwhile i chat her up, she vwill become distracted and havwe trouble picturing me naked. as a vwing man, i must say, you are a true fucking disgrace.

#true #fucking #disgrace

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY

#8(

CRONUS: please stop apologizing so much, its really unattractivwe. at this point evwen IM not sure if i vwant to sleep vwith you.

CRONUS: nowv before i go, i just need to think of a good vway to break the ice. oh, ivwe got it! ill open vwith some jokes about howv hilarious it vwas vwhen you fell on your face ovwer there, and vwhat absolutely incredible fuckup you are on evwery levwel.

CRONUS: thank you for the inspiration, friend.

#homestuck #cronus ampora #mituna captor #homestuck act 6 #page 5308 #homestuck act 6 act 3 #openbound

[xxsomedudexx]

I'll start us off, 23!

- Five

honestly great question, something iwve recently started is betting circles owver alters sparring and vwerid "wvhat vwould happen" interactions (nothing to actually bet so its all lowv stakes unless someone does an iou for a fawvor of vwhatewver sort)

so one of my favourite moments is seeing vwho could beat agent 3 in a classic game of terf wvar and FUCKIN NO ONE VWAS WVINNING, wve literally ended up hawving to do a 3v1 do beat him man it vwas wvild. scott (hes a vwerewvolf) got so pissy and stubburn cuz he kept losing and got paint all owver himself and i couldnt stop laughing at this giant dog pulling a tempter tantrum and stomping his feet lmao

-cronus

#system #plural system #did osdd #story time #ask me anything #splatoon #homestuck #scotts gonna be so pissed at me for saying this lmao #but idc its vworth it #he cares too much about his image anyvways

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

Homestuck posting, tw abusive behavior, casteism

On that note- I was writing about Kankri’s dynamic with cooler castes in that post and was thinking about how Kankri sort of tries to be a peace keeper. He pretty much said Mituna calling Meenah a Wader is sort of meh in the grand scheme of things, because she’s of course privileged but it’s really hostile to do so and pisses people off so maybe don’t. And than I thought of his interaction with Cronus

So Cronus is Casteist. That’s not up for debate

MITUNA: 1M 50RRY CRONUS: i said shut up. do you havwe any idea vwhat a man of my class vwould do if a mustard blood like you spoke to me this vway on alternia?

This is his response to Mituna ‘ruining’ his chances with Meenah. He pretty openly said if he wasn’t dead and it was socially acceptable he’d kill him over this non issue. That phrase also makes sense as an in universe slur or at least derogatory term to refer to someone’s blood type (compare to the more neutral: gold, ochre, or yellow)

Kankri is off-spectrum. It’s possible/probable that he’s aware that any second Cronus could turn on him and he’d be in a deeply similar position to Mituna. But okay, that’s jumping to a lot of conclusions about their dynamic… Until you read these scenes back to back.

CRONUS: HEY! i thought i told you to stay put. MITUNA: W7HF7F? CRONUS: i told you to stay here in exactly this spot. MITUNA: 1 D1  #D CRONUS: vwell, she vwas gone. SOMEONE must havwe frightened her avway. CRONUS: you must havwe spaced out and vwandered into vwiewv briefly. she probably got one look at you and couldnt split fast enough.

MITUNA: N0 1 S7H4Y3D H3R3 L1K3 Y0U 7H41D CRONUS: vwonderful. this is just exactly vwhat i needed, vwhat vwith all my frayed emotions lately. thanks a lot, "buddy." MITUNA: 1M 50RRY CRONUS: no youre not. youre lying.

CRONUS: meenah vwait… awv man. just like that, shes out of my life again. you had to go and fuck it up for me, didnt you? some "friends" i havwe. KANKRI: Listen, I was d9ing y9u a fav9r. Y9u d9n't need t9 6e dating any9ne wh9 can't appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are,

So Mituna actually argues with him, stands up for himself. Fights back against what he’s saying and it pisses Cronus off and he turns. This is not me blaming Mituna for him turning by the by. Cronus was already an abusive shit lord. Kankri’a move is to appeal to his ego though. I think Kankri does sincerely believe this is true- most of his dialogue suggest that. But I think another, quieter part recognizes that Cronus is dangerous and it’s best to stay on his good side. (there’s an added layer to this if he’s been culled obviously. Because it’s easy to say he’s not socially aware enough to do that sort of thing… But if he was culled than that little fawn part of him KNOWS the correct response.)

#Homestuck posting #Cronus hate #Anti Cronus #kankri vantas

[lime-bloods]

user davestriderpostscratch raises an interesting point that I've so far not really been factoring into my assertion of Cronus as English's first intended host:

...i wonder what english’s preoccupation with hope players is though [...] it’s obvious that caliborn has a Thing about jake (stole his name etc) [...] so i’m… assuming that’s why caliborn would try to use cronus as a host?

when English's possession spell bounces off Cronus, "the legacy of defeating the evil magician would have to 8e passed on to his descendant, or [...] perhaps on to some other Hero of Hope." so to us, looking at the story "linearly", Jake is a Human Substitute Cronus. but from Caliborn's perspective Jake isn't a "substitute" anything; he's The ideal host. so following Caliborn in his backward time travels, it's really Cronus who becomes the Troll Substitute Jake, a demonstration of symmetry in alchemy. which is perhaps the secret reason behind Cronus' identification with humans, or at least his particular phrasing that he "vwas actually a human "born" in the body of a troll"?

could even be that this is yet another case of Aranea's biases bleeding through into her storytelling; she thinks of herself as an ancestor to the rest of the trolls, so it's natural that she'd describe time as flowing linearly from Beforus in the direction of Earth. but again, Caliborn isn't in the business of starting at the beginning; he comes in at the end and then goes backward. so is it instead that Caliborn tried to inhabit Jake's body first, and then failing that, sought substitutes among the trolls as he travelled back? (in the tags on that last post I said I "need to start thinking of the scratch as a 1 dimensional line between timelines or worlds", with the implication being that the scratch is like a signpost English puts down to delineate that which is within from that which is without his domain: but if we think of English as a backward traveller, maybe the scratch - represented, remember, by the scratches on Cronus' face - is more like a ceiling that he hits his head on, preventing him from going any further?)

or maybe both interpretations are true, and English's failure to possess Jake OR Cronus has him pinging back and forth along Homestuck's timeline, an eternal loop perhaps connected to the one Calliope seals him in by trapping him in that black hole in Act 7...

#and John being the one who breaks the cycle both by not wearing the hope symbol #and by breaking free of narrative bounds by putting his hand through that juju #is also English's chance to break free of the Homestuck cycle? #cronus #jake #caliborn

[3wisellamas]

Deltarune Halloween Prompts Day 16: Free Day!

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"None of these work!" Sweet tossed the box of rubber Halloween masks aside, his speaker squinting in disgust.

"Why not?" Digging through the box again, Cap'n pulled out one of the ones Sweet had rejected most vehemently, holding it up to his face. Notably, it had two eyes, rendering him blind. "I really think werewolf suits you! You got the volume for the whole city to hear your howlin'!"

Sweet slapped the mask away. "I'm not gonna be a werewolf!"

"Then how about..." With a giddy smile, K_K held up a round, child-size bee suit.

"I love it K_K, but I want you to take a close look at me, and then the costume. Tell me when you see the problem."

"...You don't like bees?"

"No! For one, that costume's like two sizes too small for me, and for another..." Holding his speaker in his hands, Sweet sighed deeply.

When the other two found out that he'd never actually gone trick-or-treating as a child, that his parents forbade it as "silly" and "a waste of time better spent practicing your piano scales," Cap'n and K_K were aghast. They didn't care if he was two or twenty, they were going to share what they considered the absolute best part of the holiday with him, which Sweet didn't mind, the free candy part did sound nice. But, the costume part, he did mind, least of all finding one that actually suited him.

"It's just not gonna work, okay? None of these are made for...for people like me!"

"For speakers?"

K_K tilted their head to the side, still confused, but thankfully Cap'n finally seemed to catch onto the thing Sweet hesitated to say out loud. "Yo, we can get 'em altered to fit that box ya call your body! Just like all the rest of your clothes!"

"Cap..." Flopping down onto the couch in defeat, Sweet used his foot to nudge the box of masks and other Halloween costume paraphernalia closer. "I'm just not...built for costumes. I mean, look at all these masks! They've all got two eye holes, so I'm screwed..."

"So, we just find a costume that doesn't include a mask. You got this, Sweet!"

Cap'n snatched the speaker's hand and pulled him back up, leading him to the mirror they'd set up in the corner. Taking a few seconds to study Sweet's body a bit more, he dashed into the bedroom, pulling out a sports jersey he had from the closet, as well as a matching cap and an old glove and bat from their piles of scrap. He held it all up to Sweet with a proud grin. "Vwa-la! Baseball player Sweet! I'd say it's a hit, wouldn't you?"

"I just look like a box, dressed up like a baseball player." Resisting the urge to chuckle at the cheesy pun, Sweet shoved him aside, as well as the costume, but Cap'n wasn't deterred, diving right back into the scrap piles and the closet for another look.

"Alright, how's this one?" Forming a mess of teal-coated wires into a pair of twintails on Sweet's head, he held up a sailor shirt and one of Sweet's own miniskirts, both already pre-tailored to fit his body perfectly. "Idol Sweet! That one with the blue hair's your favorite, right?"

"No! I mean, yes, she's the best, but no, I'm not dressing up as her!" Once again Sweet shoved the costume away. "I just look like a box, dressed up as a virtual idol!"

"Damn it, Sweet, you gotta work with me here!" Exasperated, Cap'n just cut a big eye hole into a spare sheet, draping it over him. "Maybe the classic ghost look?"

Throwing it off, Sweet growled, "I just look like a box in a sheet!"

While Cap'n went back to the metaphorical drawing board, K_K decided to make a contibution of their own, holding up a Sweet-sized car costume they'd made out of cardboard boxes, which got rejected before they'd even had a chance to have Sweet try it on.

"Look, K_K, I really hate to say this, but...I think that's the worst idea of them all."

"Sweet," Cap'n started, reaching up to console the disappointed CD player, "is it that ya don't like how you look in any of these costumes, or ya just don't like how you look, period?"

Sweet just scoffed. "What kind of a question is that?! If I didn't like how I look, you think I'd be goin' on stage with my bare speaker hanging out like this?"

"Yeah, but like...ya keep sayin' you just look like a box." He stepped into the mirror's reflection behind Sweet, hands gripping the speaker's case in as reassuring a manner as he could muster. "Sweet, most of gettin' dressed up's the energy you put into it! If ya keep seein' yourself as a box, well, you're just gonna be a box. But usually, you don't see a box, do ya? You see Sweet."

"Yeah..." He sighed. "I guess it is a little silly, huh? I guess...I just wanted to see something else for once, since it's supposed to be a costume and all."

"So see the costume! It doesn't gotta be perfect, long as you got the vibes!" Reaching back down into the box, Cap'n pulled out a simple pair of wolf ears and a tail, taping them onto Sweet's case. "Still think you'd rock the werewolf look, by the way. So, whaddaya think?"

"It's, well..." Like Cap'n said, Sweet tried to look beyond his own boxy features, and the lack of a mask, testing it by clawing the air and narrowing his speaker into a snarl. It was a start, and with Cap'n's and K_K's help Sweet could make the costume work. "I...kinda like it. Needs a little bit more work, though..."

"Yeah, ya still just look like Sweet in ears and a tail. I know we got some fake fur and gloves here somewhere..."

#deltarune #deltarune halloween prompts #sweet cap'n cakes #deltarune sweet #deltarune cap'n #deltarune k_k #emwrites

[volatilemariner]

Some people are destined for better things and others are destined to get fucked over and blown up by a friend and live for the rest of eternity in a bubble.

vwell, vwhat the hell! he's already a yoked out monster, vwhat the fuck does he need competent consorts for? vwhat, you don't think the player characters could use a helping hand? some of us are owver here vwith consorts so fucking stupid it's a vwonder they can vwalk and breathe at the same time. vwhere's the logic in that?

y'knovw, the more i learn about vwhat other people got out of the game the more i start to think the vwhole thing vwas rigged. no fucking vway does the guy vwho's already naturally capable of double-killing ghosts get to hawve consorts that can do helpful shit for him vwhen mine stole my fucking guitar and broke it.

[hskinhome]

YOULL NEVWER GUESS VWHO IT IS

congrats on the post annivwersary thingie :0 vwery cool

if i could be oh so daring, MAY i request a shufflemancy on vwhat my relationship vwith kankri vwas like?

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many thanks, as alvways

-that one cronus wvho kept sending tarot requests (<- he has his ovwn deck novw also so he vwont spam you guys anymore lol /lh)

I'll miss doing your tarots, Cronus, but I hope you enjoy having your own deck!

For your shufflemancy, I got A Sunday Kind Of Love by Etta Jones!

#homestuck #homestuck kin #shufflemancy #cronkri tw #cronus ampora kin #kankri vantas kin #mod meu

[casanovasadmiral]

Oh ho- originally, you say? So he’s found out in the time since, I assume. May I ask how he reacted?

-🧺

he vwas.. wvell at first surprised that it vwas in his honor, then he called me irresponsible, then he teared up and blushed.. - tried to playfully punch my arm but didn't realize it vwould be painful. i think it was swveet.

#ampora #homestuck #musings #ic #my art #cronus ampora #hs cronus #cronus #answered #anonymous

[kalicofox]

Snip of something that might or might not happen in the future of Heir of Heart, featuring Kurloz because I still love him very much.

****

“What did you do?!” Director Piggot glowered over her desk at her, and Taylor blinked, thinking furiously. Sure, she’d taken Ahab’s Crosshairs out to the Boat Graveyard yesterday for some testing, but there’d been no one around! She’d checked!

“Nothing?” 

Granted, that checking had been with Kurloz, and he sometimes didn’t tell her everything, and he had seemed particularly smug, but… he would have told her if she was about to shoot anyone, right?

“That didn’t sound like an answer.” Piggot said darkly, sitting back in her seat. 

“It vwas!” Taylor yelped, then flushed, running her clawed hand through her hair between her horns, “Vwhat happened? Vwhy did you call me in?”

Purple laughter wound between her and Cronus, and Taylor’s eyes widened, then narrowed as she hauled on the mental reigns that let her, usually, keep the form she was in. 

“Kurloz,” she hissed, “Vwhat did you do?”

Just gave one mother fucker the answers he was all up to be demanding for. The troll replied, darkly amused, and Taylor scowled, looking over at Piggot.

“Vwhat happened?”

“At ten o’clock this morning,” Piggot said through clenched teeth, “Victor of the Empire Eighty-Eight wandered into the boardwalk with his face painted like this,” she turned her computer screen so that Taylor could see a pattern painted on a man’s face that looked eerily similar to the way Kurloz had her paint her own face whenever she planned to go out with him. “waving a gun and ranting about subjugglators, the dark carnival, and the laughing messiahs.”

“Mirthful Messiahs,” Taylor corrected automatically, then winced as Piggot’s eyes narrowed. “I honestly didn’t do anything to him! I svwear! I spent most of yesterday down at the boat gravweyard and then I vwent home!”

Motherfucker was down there, like to keep an eye on you and see what he could grab. Kurloz informed her, and Taylor stilled. 

“He vwas at the boat gravweyard?” 

“As far as we can tell, yes.” Piggot said, leaning forward slightly, “Most of the day yesterday. So I will ask you again. What. Did you. Do?”

#My writing #Heir of Heart #Kurloz Makara #Taylor Hebert

[dowvntowvnman]

how do ya feel about trolls that are not from your ancestry? and aint dead.

Hrmmm... good question.

I think that Karkat is funny! I felt bad for him getting sucked up in a convwersation vwith Kankri vwhen they first met. Looked as if the gears in his thinkpan rusted off after Kankri's sermo- I mean, lessons. His jawv hangin' dowvn lowv is an appropriate reaction, really. I don't blame him. Though, I think Kankri vworsened the kid's anger problems or somethin'. Probably ain't gonna livwe long vwith all that stress vweighin dowvn on him, haha.

Porrim's dancestor, Kanaya? I dunno much about her but she seems a little bit the opposite of her? In vway that she doesn't seem to care much about all that junk or so I assume, not to a degree Porrim does. But she livwed in a completely different planet so politics are probably vwastly different. Ehhh, I dunno.

The Megido look alike... I remember her but not her name. Aria? Allen? Alana? Vwhatevwer. I knowv it starts vwith A. Lemme be honest— she creeps me out. She seems... I dunno. I rather not havwe her around me. There's definitely somethin' vwrong vwith her and I knowv it. Bet she vwould get along vwith Kurloz, they're both creepy as all hell for no reason but maybe evwen he vwouldn't like her either. That's howv creepy she is, at least to me.

The Captor guy.. he's an asshole. I don't like him. Sorry, but not sorry. Vwe talked once and he vwas incredibly unpleasant to talk to, he kept makin' remarks and that annoyed me badly.

Nowv to Kurloz's dancestor... I sawv him at least once? But I don't knowv enough about him to really pile up my feelings tovwards him, hell I don't evwen knowv if I should be referring to them as "he". They seemed kinda funny though but that's about it.

I knowv that there's twvo others but I don't keep my tabs on them (or anybody mentioned really.) I'll say that.. tiny Serket needs to get off her high horse.

That's it! I think.

#cro answers #anon #such a random question.. i had a bit of a hard time answverin since i don't pay much attention to 'em. #but vwhatevwer vworks. i'm bored #that captor kid though. i vwonder vwhat his issue vwas???