#he turned into Hulkjeet and just jumped away never to be seen again

[galaxina-the-pyro]

I had the weirdest fucking dream last night (and by "last night" I mean an hour ago while I was napping).

So, like, it starts off in this hotel place, and there's a musical number about these gang members outside, and they're telling ME and the Red and Yellow M&M mascots that we need to run because the mafia wants us all dead. I'm like, "RED, the fuck did you do?!"

And Red was just, "I'm out, peace" and ran away. Me and Yellow went after him and stuff, till we realized we were just...running around different areas of the hotel and not actually leaving ANYWHERE. So Yellow was like, "Why don't we just...go somewhere else?"

And I'm like, "Oh, what a BRILLIANT idea, why did I think of that."

And he was like, "...are you mocking me?"

And suddenly we're in some...Alice in Wonderland place and I'm like, "YAY, I teleported us to safety, they can't find us here!"

But Yellow was gone. I think I left him behind...may he RIP, the mafia probably ate him. And if they got Red...screw Red, this was somehow all his fault.

But yeah, I eventually got bored with THIS dream, and I "changed the channel" so to speak to a lost Phineas and Ferb episode/movie (thankfully not the creepy, Candace is crazy one), about Perry having ran away from home for...some reason. And everyone, including Dr. D, was looking for him. And I'm like, "OH YEAH, this was the movie that just came out, but I don't remember any of this...what was the movie called again?"

So while I "watched" this very fake movie, and skipped over stuff, I saw Doofenshmirtz talking to Perry and having a heart-to-heart with him (apparently something happened to Perry where he was convinced that ALL the good moments he had with Doof and even his family were nothing but a buncha lies and THATS why he left - I couldn't tell if Perry was amnesiac in this "movie", or a total moron), and Perry could actually TALK, but every time he did, it would cut to some weird black and white cartoon of a bunch of talking candy, that would be saying exactly what Perry is saying to Doofenshmirtz.

THEN I skipped to the finale song of the movie, and everyone was dancing with Doofenshmirtz, and I was laughing really hard because it looked kinda ridiculous, they were running an absolute marathon while they had this musical number, they were running through what I can ONLY assume is a sewer, and then danced on this raft, and then these yellow submarines, it was weird. Then I apparently was able to see a deleted scene, all in storyboard form, about a joke that Dan and Swampy were apparently not allowed to make in the movie for some reason, and it went down like this:

Phineas: I know, let's pass the time by telling jokes! Think of something that's low energy and low budget to make-

Buford: PINKY AND THE BRAIN!

(Everyone turns to Buford with confused expressions, as described by Dan and Swampy, who are kinda talking over each other)

Phineas:...what?

Buford, with confidence: Pinky and the Brain, duh.

Isabella: Don't you diss Pinky and the Brain in my presence, peon!

And then I woke up. And I remembered the movie was called "Candace Against the Universe" and was confused why that movie was actually all about Perry and Doof, before I realized NONE of that actually happened and I had SOMEHOW dreamt a very drug-induced sequel.

#gala dreams #phineas and ferb #pnf #candace against the universe #not really #m&ms #yellow m&m #red m&m #mafia #hotel #phineas and ferb movie #lucid dreaming #fanmade movie #and JUST like CATU there wasn't a SINGLE Phinabella moment in there and I am PISSED #but at least Isabella was in her pink attire in the movie #and seeing the group dancing with Dr. D made me smile #and Candace was there too but I don't know why #she served NO purpose whatsoever #BALJEET did but like... #he turned into Hulkjeet and just jumped away never to be seen again #so #lol