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montygatorshusband · 10 months
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Glamrocks X Reader Headcanons
This includes Bonnie and Foxy!
No one requested this I just really wanted to do this :>
Also so sorry this took a while :< I’ll be sure to do more faster 🩵
General Information
“Sleep mode” is basically like a human sleeping, and their new charging system.
They can do stuff like eat, sleep, drink, shower etc. 
🧸Glamrock Freddy🎙️
We all know he’s a big sweetheart himbo.
I feel like he doesn’t like PDA, but does enjoy being around you. He just feels it’s very unprofessional!
But if you're upset, he’ll make an exception.
Oh, but if you're alone with him and his friends? He’ll probably just give you silent affection. Just stand behind you and nuzzle you.
When he’s on full battery, he’s a busy bee and often checks up on you before going back to work. If he’s on low battery though, he generally gets kind of sluggish and gets really tired. During those times, he just wants to cuddle you and is quite needy and clingy.
Loves it when you wear any Pizza Plex merch. Whether it be of his friends or himself.
He finds stars and space in general absolutely fascinating. Despite his wishes to not break rules… he’ll put that aside to go out to see the stars with you. 
I feel like he loves retro games. Mario and Sonic and stuff. He finds newer ones a bit complicated, and his big hands make his gameplay clunky, but he’ll happily play any you sneak in.
If your having trouble sleeping or just had a bad day, he’ll sing you My Little Sunshine until you fall asleep… probably even afterwards.
He loves singing for you, and loves it even more when you sing with him. He finds your voice hypnotic and even if you think you're bad, he’s not shy to let you know how much he loves your voice.
Plant daddy. Change my mind.
Loves it when you get along with Gregory.
Giant bear boobies. Touch em.
CHUBBY. GLAMROCK. FREDDY. SUPREMACY!!
Loves baking with you. If you don’t know how, he’s happy to teach you!
One of his all time favorite activities to do with you is just cuddling and relaxing after a looong day… watching TV or YouTube or a Movie or whatever. He loves it.
Calls you honey bear. 
If he was one of the Seven Deadly Sins, he’d be Envy. (Listen, I know it doesn’t fit. Like, at all. But, the way the rest of the Deady Sins fit with the other Glamrocks is perfect.)
🐊Montgomery Gator⛳️
He’s a complete blockhead. I love him, but he’s dumb. He’s a little stupid. A bit of a fool. Has a small amount of brain cells. Smooth brain. A himbo. A dumb jock. A-
He does have anger issues and destroys his room… but I see it as him being mad at Fazbear Entertainment. Bonnie promised him that when Monty finally got his part on stage, he and Bonnie would play together. Not replacing him. And now everyone sees him as a fame obsessed maniac who wants to dismantle Freddy. Sure, he’s very popular with people, probably one of the most popular, but… does that matter when the person you care about most is gone..?
He’s still a bit sad when Bonnie comes back, since he’s not up on stage with Monty.
Ok angst and stuff aside.
I am completely aware animatronics working out makes no sense but I really don’t care. Like I said, Monty is a Dumb Jock. (Don’t worry, he won’t bully you like the others. In fact he’ll beat ‘em up >:(
Yeah once Bonnie comes back his passion for pranks gets even worse.
A big prankster. Bonnie is his main target.
Flirty. And he’s not good at it.
When he’s confused or focusing really hard on something his tongue slips out of his snout. You got a picture of it and he threw a HISSY FIT. But he reluctantly let you keep it.
Oh dear Lordy. The way he gets oh so embarrassed when he sees you wearing his glasses…
He’s dragged you into the pools of Gator Golf on countless occasions. But after your initial shock, he likes just floating around in there with you.
He’ll happily teach you to swim and play golf. I mean, he’ll always beat you in golf, but the least he can do is give you a chance.
Y'know how people say Roxy is so sure of herself as a coping mechanism? Yeah Monty is like that except he’s just that confident. He thinks he’s the best, and while he doesn’t show off to the point of Roxy, he does crave praise and often boasts about himself to you, trying to impress you. Especially flexing for you.
MONTGOMERY GATOR STOP GETTING HIGH OFF MONTY MIX!
If he was one of the Seven Deadly Sins, he’d be Wrath.
🐓Glamrock Chica🍕
CHUBBY CHICA SUPREMACY!
Yes I’m completely aware her attraction is based around Fitness. I feel like part of her job is to teach kids being a bit more chubby than others is a-ok and comforts those who don’t feel confident for that reason.
So yeah if you're chubby she definitely comforts you if you're insecure about it better than anyone else.
She actually has some anxiety. But you generally make it better!
You're gonna have lots of lipstick on your face. She gets all pouty when you wipe it off.
Listen, if a guest is giving you a hard time, she WILL enter Mother Hen mode. 
An absolute pop diva. She’s just swag like that. (Can we bring back swag? No? Oh. Ok :(
While she doesn’t have many songs where she sings, she has an absolutely beautiful voice.
I hope you can handle lots of affection, cause she’s a real affectionate chick!
Watching Soap Operas or Dramas while eating pizza and cuddling you is literally the best thing she’s ever been introduced to.
I hope you’ve got an appetite, cause she makes food that will make you want to gorge yourself! Believe it or not, she will be more than happy to share!
Eating is her coping mechanism, and when she’s very upset and doesn’t want to cook, she resorts to eating garbage. You have to be firm with her about it, but she appreciates you not letting her go to those extremes.
Your personal lil cheerleader. 
Man, she soooooo wishes she could have social media! Too bad the higher ups are such party poopers…
Such a giggly lil thing. 
If she was one of the Seven Deadly Sins, she’d be Gluttony.
🐺Roxanne Wolf🛞
She’s gotten used to praise for the smallest things, and just because she loves you doesn’t mean you're an exception!
Despite that she’s probably taller than you. (Buff Woman make my knees wobble 🫢)
Y’know those tight outfits race car drivers wear? Yeah, imagine Roxy in that.
Despite being the most popular, only behind Freddy, she has so many self esteem issues and doubts in herself. Many nights are spent consoling her as she cries and yells before wearing herself out and finally settling down and letting you hold her, brushing her hair and tail, cleaning any runny mascara and makeup.
Reluctantly lets you put ribbons on her tail. Might even keep them on.
I feel like Roxy doesn’t use that many nicknames. But, she might call you something every once and a while. 
That anxiety of hers means she’s got comfort items, fidget toys, food, drinks, music etc in her room. She’ll add any stuff that helps you, regardless if you have anxiety or not.
Y’know how she compliments herself? Oh good GRIEF I hope you can handle compliments towards you. She CONSTANTLY praises you. But… it’s more so you don’t end up like her. An anxiety-depression ridden MESS. If you're already there though, she’ll help you the best she can. Which luckily, she is the best at!
Whether you be playing racing games, or be in Roxy Raceway, she WILL go all out. Yeah, Rip you. 
Despite what you may think, she’s VERY open and VERY proud about her relationship with you. Carrying you around, your neck covered in bite marks and purple lipstick doesn’t leave much to the imagination…
She obsessively reads fan mail in the evening. Even the… ahem, weirder, mail doesn’t bother her. Well, as much as comments from people during the day do at least.
Just… don’t play Monopoly or UNO with her… or Monty. Or Chica. Yeah, just don’t play with anyone really.
If she was one of the Seven Deadly Sins, she’d be Pride.
☀️Sundrop🖍️
He’s a little hyperactive. Ok I lied he’s the most hyperactive.
So if you're quite a lazy person he’ll just be trying to encourage you to play with him and the kids. He genuinely does not realize if you're tired unless you tell him, or it’s SUPER obvious.
I feel like he strictly follows rules, yes, but he also likes pranks. Nothing that will make you upset, maybe just a lil annoyed.
Let’s you, and other kids, draw on him. Just know if you do, A. You have to clean it off and B. He’s not a still canvas. Will be moving the entire time.
Not really a romantic headcanon, but I feel like he and Chica are real good friends.
Wraps his arms around you several times over to hug you.
He hugs you. A lot.
He obviously loves cartoons.
🌑Moondrop💤
I dunno why people see him as a little feral touch starved gremlin. I see him as a constantly sleepy boi that loves cuddling. I mean, I’m sure he cuddles plenty of kids to sleep every day!
In other ways, SOFT MOONDROP SUPREMACY!!!!
Yes, I am aware of how he acts in SB, but I see that more of a side effect of the Glitchtrap Virus rather than his general personality.
He doesn’t enjoy not having a movable mouth. He wishes he could eat candy before bed…
If they were one of the Seven Deadly Sins, they’d be Sloth. (Moondrop more so, but I can see Sun being Sloth after a long day.)
Sorry Sun and Moon don’t have a lot, I don’t really know what to say about them.
🐰Glamrock Bonnie🎳
An absolute DILF of a bunny with that ever loving Aussie accent.
He generally has that energy where anyone will do anything he says. Intimidating and quite good at manipulation (ONLY for your best interests. And his.) (Inspired by : @theodorevg923, who generally also gives me inspiration for all of this, alongside many other Tumblrs :)
He couldn’t care less about not being in the band anymore. He comes out at night and hangs out with everyone. As far as he’s concerned, the stress is taken off of him and he gets more time teaching kids bowling.
Flirty. He’s really good at it.
Loves himself some P to the D to the A.
If someone tries making fun of you for him giving you those public displays of affection, he will tell them to F out of his bowling alley. In a bit of an… angrier way.
Loooves Ice Cream. His favorite way to relax is to eat Ice Cream and go bowling with you. He pretty much has a sweet tooth in general. The public will never find out though. He’s got too much of a public image.
But… kids melt that image. He’s got a real sweet spot for the little rascals.
Monty definitely had and still has a crush on him.
He calls you Clover. I know I know, how original.
If you put on a bit more of a… ahem, reavealing outfit, he will stutter and blush like a mess before going back to his usual calm and relaxed self.
And if you pet his ears? He will absolutely melt. You usually don’t see Soft Bonnie, so take your chance!
If he was one of the Seven Deadly Sins, he’d be Lust.
🦊Glamrock Foxy🏴‍☠️
He’s a small grumpy old man. Ok, I’m exaggerating but I see him as the oldest, and shortest, animatronic in the Pizza Plex (Not including general animatronics like S.T.A.F.F. Bots or the Robot Wet Floor Signs. And Chica, who between you and me, doesn’t realize she’s short.) 
But he’s real sweet when he’s not a salty sea dog. 
He’s got worse anger issues than Monty, but he doesn’t show it. You can still tell though. His nose and eye twitch. Don’t call him short either, that will get them WAY worse. 
Oh yeah, the eyepatch isn't just for display. He only has one eye.
Has a taste for alcohol, specifically rum. Obviously, he can’t get drunk, but he’ll drink with ya, if you're of age and he will cut you off at your limit. 
A Bloody Irish Pirate. I will hear nothing else.
He has to rest a lot. Don’t get me wrong, he’s fast, but after he runs or something he has to rest up a little.
Unlike Bonnie, he doesn’t know his place now he’s been shafted from the band. He doesn’t even know why he’s not in the band anymore… but considering you found him pretty much erased from history aside from the odd poster, no recollection of any animatronic even being a fox… he fears the worst.
Yeah you pretty much had to throw a FIT before Fazbear Entertainment fixed Foxy up. An even bigger fit was needed to reintroduce him to the public. An even BIGGER one for him to have his hook during work hours.
Man loves gold and money. He is a pirate.
And if you give him other gifts, he’ll cherish them just as equally. 
He’s very jealous. A lonely pirate needs to keep his greatest treasure after all~
Nicknames : Sailor, Captain (Only when you’ve earned it. And only in private.), Sea Star, Pup
If he was one of the Seven Deadly Sins, he’d be Greed.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT TIME TO WORK ON ACTUAL REQUESTS!
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that last ask has me thinking about soft daddy Henry who cares so much about your mental health. I have adhd (not bad but it’s there) and I really struggle with depression and anxiety in the wrong environment. I can just see daddy!Henry mode activated if you went to a party you didn’t know would be so loud and chaotic. He has you lean against a corner and breathe in sync with him, uses his charm to find a perfect excuse to leave. You’re all “I’ll be okay, we don’t have to go,” and he just gives you that daddy look like he can’t believe you would downplay your needs like that, and he low (high) key wants to spank you for it. And then he cuddles you all night long. But then if you get depressed (maybe you’re PMSing, maybe someone said something that triggered a bad thought cycle), he runs you a bubble bath and pours you a glass of wine and rubs your shoulders and snuggles you through your favorite Disney movie. And goodness help them, if someone did say something negative to you, but he would spend the night making you fall apart on his fingers and tongue until you forgot all about that silly person 🤭
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(Henry is a big protective bear in this one, so a gif of Walter had to be used obviously.)
 Overwhelmed
A party gets out of hand when some harsh words are thrown around. Henry is there to pick up the pieces, but it’s not always so easy healing your broken mind. (Based on this original ask)
Warning: 18+ smutty content, RPF, minor alcohol consumption, bullying, minor violence, bad thoughts and self image, mental health issues, panic attacks, comfort, daddy kink (not exactly dd/lg, but could have undertones), oral (f receiving), Henry being a gentleman and expecting nothing in return 🤭, multiple orgasms
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Any typos are my own
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This was supposed to be a small get together. That’s what you were told. A plan for a few friends to gather for a couple drinks at home. Maybe you would play some board games.
But a few people quickly turned into loads. And a couple drinks was soon an incessant river of alcohol. Now you found yourself stuck in the middle of a jumping house party.
At least thirty sweaty bodies were packed into the mediocre sized home. And new faces seemed to be showing up every minute. And the only person you knew in this place, Henry, had left to go get you some water when he saw you start to panic. 
This definitely wasn’t your kind of crowd.
Miraculously, he had found a quiet corner for you to wait in. So that is where you waited for him, as patiently as you could. You did your best to remain calm as the loud music thudded in the other room. The vibrations rattled your throbbing head. You leaned against the wall in the empty hallway, sighing.
Why did social gatherings like this overwhelm you? It always seemed like a good idea in theory. A place to meet with people, an opportunity to make new friends. But your imbalanced brain had a way of ruining things. You could never enjoy yourself. And you were sure you weren’t a joy to be around when you got overstimulated like this.
Wait for Henry, you told yourself. Don’t get too worked up. He will be back soon.
You heard footsteps approaching, so you lifted your head with a weak smile. You were expecting him to return, and all would be well again. Only it wasn’t him. Instead it was the host of the party, the one who told you it was a small gathering.
Jake. A friend of Henry’s. One that always gave you bad vibes. You bit your tongue with your bad feelings about him. If your man liked him, so should you. You were being paranoid. As always.
“Hi, Jake.” You wiped the anxious sweat from your brow, offering him a polite smile. “Quite the party.”
“What are you doing here? I thought you left already.” His voice seemed to be laced with distaste, but you figured you were imagining it. 
“I’m waiting for Henry. He left to get us some water.” You explained, wiping your damp palms on your thighs.
“Your little errand boy, right?”
“H-Huh?” You uttered in confusion. Errand boy?
“You’ve got him wrapped around your finger, don’t you? You say jump and he says how high.” He spat, crossing his arms
“Jake, I’m not-” Perhaps you were about to stick up for yourself, but he cut you off again so the words died in your throat.
“He can’t seem to go anywhere without you tagging along. Asking him for a guys night is like pulling teeth. Always spending time with the old ball and chain. You’re nagging him 24/7, aren’t you?” He scoffed.
“No, I…” You trailed off, thinking long and hard. Did you nag him?
Jake gave you hardly any time to think before spurting out more insults.
“Y’know I never could see what he saw in you. No one can. The man can get anyone. Everyone knows that. So why does he go and pick a ugly slag like you?” He jabbed, and you felt your eyes prick.
Your chest tightened. That was a question you asked yourself everyday. Everytime you woke up next to Henry. When he greeted you with a kiss and a smile. A beautiful way to start the day. But deep down it made you feel vulnerable. 
What did you do to deserve him? Nothing. Nothing at all. You were nobody. A nobody with a broken mind. 
“Why don’t you leave so the man can actually have some fun for once?” He was right. 
You blinked and didn’t say anything. You took his advice though, wobbling away as your heart began to beat quicker. You had to get out of here. The front door never seemed so far away.
You could already feel yourself spiraling as you rounded the corner to the living room. It was packed and loud. More people shuffled into your sight range. With each new face, it felt harder to breathe. You were suffocated.
You inhaled shakily, stumbling a little. You collided with a hard body, and as you were about to whip around a pair of hands cupped your shoulders. You tried to turn and apologize, but the person spoke.
“Darling? Are you alright?” Henry. You looked at him, taking in his features. He was here to protect you. But why weren’t you able to calm down? 
His lips were moving, though you couldn’t hear him. Everything was muffled. The people, the music, his voice. It all sounded far away. Like you were underwater. 
Your breathing was labored, your brain dissociating when the panic almost overtook you. The only way you were going to survive this was by detaching your mind from your body.
You felt yourself being moved. His solid presence was behind you, holding you by your shoulders. Your attention was focused on the floor. Pairs of shuffling shoes invaded your vision as he guided you through the crowd.
The fresh air entered your lungs when he got you outside. Cool and refreshing, unlike the stuffy hot air inside the house. Your hands shook as you reached up to hold your face, hiccuping when you were forced back to reality.
“Hey, hey. It’s okay, I’m here. You’re safe, I promise.” His hand gently laid on your back, not crowding you.
“Breathe, baby. Breathe in against my hand here.” He placed his other palm on your stomach, a gentle reminder to breathe in through your diaphragm.
You closed your eyes, inhaling as you concentrated on not panicking. Your breathing was shaky but it did wonders to calm you. His soft voice rang in your ears, praising you.
“There she is, good girl. I knew you could do it, I knew you could work yourself down.” He murmured. 
He stroked your moist cheek, pushing your hair away from your sweaty forehead. You leaned into his touch, your rapid heart slowing.
“Darling, what happened in there?” His face showed his worry.
“I… I got a little overwhelmed. That’s all.” You murmured while glancing down at the ground. He didn’t need to know about your encounter with Jake.
He rubbed the base of your neck sympathetically. He could tell there was more. Something was bothering you.
“I’m sorry, sweetheart. I didn’t realize it would be so crowded.” He kissed your temple as he apologized.
“It’s alright. Neither of us could have known Jake would invite everyone he knew.” You gave him a weak smile, shaking your head.
You thought you kept your tone even while speaking about that wretched man. Henry caught it. He didn’t let his surprise be known. He was confused by your sudden annoyance towards Jake, who you tolerated before.
“Let’s go home, princess. I think we’ve had enough fun for one night.” He took your hand, kissing your knuckles while giving you a dazzling smile.
You frowned, disappointed in yourself for not being able to handle a simple house party. He had seemed really excited about this get together. Even as more people showed up, he kept his smile and light heartedness. That was until your mood had dropped.
Jake was right. Henry couldn’t have fun with you around. You ruin everything. Quickly, you had to fix this.   
“No, no- I’m okay. I-I only needed a breather.” You shook your head frantically, swallowing. You grimaced when you realized how dry your throat was.
His expression dropped slightly, resembling a scold. He held the water out to you after opening it, silently urging you to drink. You took the bottle sheepishly, sipping from it slowly. 
“We’re not staying here anymore. We need to go home and decompress. Both of us.” He sighed when you pouted, softening his features as he rubbed your shoulders. He leaned in, kissing between your brows as you furrowed them.
“I really need to snuggle my favorite girl right now, okay? We can have a nice bubble bath. I’ll wash you up then maybe we can watch a movie after I get you into some warm pajamas.” He leveled with you, cupping your cheek.
“Okay...” You smiled weakly. Cuddling with him sounded better than anything. 
“Come on, let’s get out of here.” He started to turn towards the car.
“Hey, you two!” A voice called out from behind you, a familiar one that made you both freeze. For different reasons.
Henry spun around first, a grin on his face as he greeted his friend. They embraced in a hug as you turned slowly, trying to keep a polite smile. You hoped Jake would just let you two go without any snide comment.
The man in question spared you a glance as Henry patted his shoulder. 
“Hey, man. This has been quite the party. Y/N and I had a great time.” 
“Really? You’re leaving so soon.” Jake questioned, his brow raising in suspicion.
“Oh, I’ve got an early meeting in the morning. My manager contacted me with some stuff about emergency re-shoots. You know how it goes, man.” He quickly came up with a solid excuse, smooth as ever.
“Yeah, I know how it goes. It’s whatever the lady says right, pal?” Jake took a hearty swig of his beer, staring your man in the eye as his face dropped. You shifted on your feet, looking down in shame.
 “Sorry?” 
“Tell me, does she carry your balls around in her purse? Because you seem to have lost your pair.” He bit out viciously, the liquid courage burning in his chest.
“What did you just say?” Henry reared up, taking one long stride to get right in the other man’s face. 
His brows were pinched angrily. Jake’s eyes widened in the slightest, but the alcohol in his system was making him braver. He didn’t back down.
“You heard me. Ever since she’s been tagging along, you’ve turned into an utter bore. Must be some good pussy, because it seems to have sucked the life out of you.” He spit.
The anger that flashed on your boyfriend’s face was bone-chilling. In the blink of an eye, he had the smaller man’s collar clenched in his fists. Yanking him upwards, Henry shook him while growling.
“Do you think the fact that you’re hammered is going to keep me from punching your teeth in? I’m going to make you regret disrespecting her.” He growled dangerously.
You finally came to your senses when you saw him pull his fist backwards. Jake flinched. Thankfully you were able to stop your boyfriend before his knuckles were to connect with the drunk’s jaw.
“Don’t.” You gasped softly, catching his gaze while holding his arm in both of your hands. His eye twitched as his fist clenched tighter. You felt the tendons in his forearm jerk. You squeezed reassuringly.
You shook your head silently, a wordless plea for him to not escalate this. Punching him would only make things worse. Jake wasn’t worth it.
The anger dissipated from his face as he gazed at you. He lowered his fist, while his other hand on Jake’s collar loosened. Henry was about to let him go completely, until Jake scoffed under his breath.
“Pfft. Pussy-whipped.”
The actor’s face twisted once more. You sighed, cursing the hammered bastard mentally. He wasn’t making this any easier. You could tell Henry was still itching to beat him mercilessly. Said man grunted, your hand falling from his arm as he gripped Jake’s collar once more.
The large man lifted the smaller one off the ground. At least three feet upwards before tossing him on the grass in the front yard. You grimaced as he fell on his back in a heavy heap. Luckily Henry chose to drop him in the grass, as opposed to the pavement. 
You could see Jake’s ego wounded immediately, and you would have laughed if the situation wasn’t so serious. You crossed your arms, holding in a sigh as Henry bent down to talk to him.
“Don’t bother trying to apologize tomorrow when you sober up. Or else I’ll be forced to come back here and finish what I started.” He stood up, glaring at him for one last moment before he turned to you.
“Let’s go.” He whispered, walking behind you as he led you to the car. He kept you from even sparing at glance at Jake.  
You were silent as he got you in the car, looking down at your lap as he got in the driver's seat. He looked at you, you could feel his stare burning into you. Shame kept you from looking at him.
“Darling… Did Jake say something to you earlier?” He finally broke the silence. 
You opened your mouth, before closing it with a nod. Tears welled up as you recalled his hurtful words. From earlier in the night, and from now.
“What did he say to you?” He prodded.
You finally looked at him, and his jaw ticked when he saw your puffy eyes. Right then, he felt like going back and beating that idiot to a pulp for making his baby girl cry.  Your sniffles broke his heart.
“I-I don’t… I don’t want to talk about it.” You hiccuped, shaking your head. 
“Is that what got you so upset?” His voice was soft, almost broken with guilt. He should have never left you alone. 
You shrugged, Jake’s badgering surely didn’t help your already overstimulated mind. Henry bit his lip as he was forced to push away his anger to comfort you. He stroked your hair, rubbing your shoulder.
“Baby..” He trailed off, being interrupted by you.
“I just want to go home. And take that bubble bath you promised.” You begged, causing him to sigh and let it go for now. He gave you a smile.
“Of course, sweetheart. Let's go home.” He kissed your cheek before pulling away, turning the car on and driving.
Your eyelids were heavy, your head resting on your hand. You let them close for the rest of the car ride home. Your silence was making him want to squirm, but he did his best to not show his displeasure. It killed him to see you so upset.
When he parked he was sure you had fallen asleep, but you surprised him by lifting your head. He turned the car off, reaching to cup your cheek.
“Are you okay, my baby girl?” He searched your face for any more signs of tears. He saw only the dried streaks from earlier. 
You gave him a weak smile, and it did little to mend his broken heart. He matched your smile though, stroking your hair away from your face as you leaned into his hand.
“I’m okay. I promise.” Your voice was softer, smaller.
He leaned forward to kiss you, and you kissed back half heartedly. Henry pulled away, knowing you were still trying to put on a brave face for him.
His brave girl. You didn’t always have to be strong. That’s what he was here for. He wasn’t going to push you. You would talk to him eventually. You always did. 
“Let’s get inside, pumpkin.” He kissed your knuckles before getting out of the car. Of course he opened your door and helped you out.
You held his hand as he led you inside. He knelt in front of you once he closed the door, working on taking your heels off for you.
“You look so beautiful tonight… I still can’t believe you gave a man like me even a chance.” He murmured the last part to himself, rubbing your ankles when your shoes were gone.
You couldn’t quell the quiver of your lip. You’re the one who didn’t deserve him. Not in the slightest. Jake was right. What does a man like him see in a woman like you?
You masked with a smile, stroking his hair as he kissed your clothed hips. He watched you carefully, still on his knees in front of you.
“What do I have to do for you to see how perfect you are?” He whispered as he nuzzled your stomach, squeezing you close.
You hiccuped quietly. Your fingers weaved into his hair, feeling his silky curls between your digits. The sensation calmed you a little.
Soon, his warmth pulled away and when you opened your eyes again, he was standing. He cupped your cheek, his thumb rubbing your flesh.
“I promised you a bubble bath. Come on, sweetheart.” He bent down to kiss your nose. You smiled lightly. 
You both went into the master bathroom, where you sat on the closed toilet lid. He turned to mess with the knobs on the large tub. The water filled the basin, then he added bubbles. 
You took a deep breath, the soft smell of vanilla and brown sugar filled your nostrils. The scent caused you to relax, the sound of the water lulling you into a calm state.
Henry stood up, helping you stand and start to undress. His fingers unzipped your dress, letting it fall off your body and pool at your feet on the tile floor. You shivered when his digits trailed over your form. They hooked on your panties and pulled them down your legs.
He helped you into the tub, and you let out a sigh as you sunk into the warm, scented water. The bubbles covered your chest, and you let yourself rest for a second. He stroked your hair, an added comfort to the warm bath.
“How does that feel, darling?” He spoke softly, his hands disappearing. You heard liquid being poured into a glass.
The sneaky devil had snagged a bottle of your favorite wine before coming up here. He was pouring it into the stemmed glass. Somehow you hadn’t noticed he grabbed it. He glanced back at you with a smirk. How did he know exactly what you needed?
“It feels perfect.” You whispered, in awe of this man. He handed you the wine, and you took a smooth sip. You hummed.
Well, it was almost perfect. There was one thing missing.
“Come in with me?” You blinked up at him, your hand wrapped around his wrist when he went to sit beside the tub.
He melted, nodding his head instantly. Anything you wanted, he would not hesitate to give to you. And anything he couldn’t do, it killed him that he wasn’t able to fulfill your every need. Thankfully, this was a simple request. He began to undress as you set the glass aside.
You watched him unashamed. This beautiful man was yours. All yours. You felt your heart begin to swell. As it always did when you thought about the fact that you were his and he was yours.
How did something like that happen to someone like you? It was unbelievable.
You scooted forward as he lowered himself in. He dragged you back into his chest after he was seated, making you relax in his embrace. He began to wash you, his breath ghosting over your shoulder as he kissed it.
“It kills me seeing you so upset.” Henry finally spoke after a lull of comfortable silence.
You pouted, feeling guilty about worrying him. Before you could open your mouth to apologize, he cut you off.
“Don’t you dare say you’re sorry.” He turned your head, looking at you seriously. “None of this is your fault.”
You closed your mouth, swallowing your apology as he stroked your cheek. He sighed to himself as he traced your lower lip with his thumb.
“It took every ounce of my self control not to beat him to a bloody pulp for disrespecting you.” His voice was flat.
The protective tone he held made your heart skip a beat, and a tingle to grow between your legs. A smile ghosted your lips, your hand coming up to cup his face.
“I know. I’m starting to think I should have let you.” You cracked a smile. A real one.
“I would have. All you have to do is ask.” He turned to kiss your palm. You laid your head on his shoulder, his arms around you making you feel safe. 
“I know you would.” 
Your words had the whisper of sadness. He was perfect. Too perfect for you. There must be a catch. Henry kissed the top of your head, squeezing you gently.
“Do you want to talk about what he said to you?” He murmured, dragging the washcloth down your arms.
You sighed, his touch easing you enough to talk about it. You tell him your encounter with Jake, from the very beginning. Tears burned in your eyes as you retold the story, but they didn’t fall as you repeated his hateful words.
“He said you were too good for me. And no one understands what you see in me.” You looked at him, blinking away your tears. You don’t tell him the harsher words Jake uttered to you. No reason for him to get angry again.
“And you believed him.” It wasn’t a question. He could tell by your expression that the drunk’s words resonated deep within you. 
You shrugged. He kissed the back of your neck, breathing in your scent. He sighed, his nose pressed against your skin.
“I wish I had the words to change your mind, my love. I don’t like the way you view yourself. While you think I’m too good for you, I believe in the opposite. It is you who is too good for me.
Every morning when I wake up next to you, I always ask myself one thing. ‘What did a fool like me do to deserve such an amazing, beautiful woman?’. I still don’t have an answer.”
He kissed the side of your face, his lips next to your ear. You shivered, hanging onto every word as his hands rubbed your sides.
“But I try not to dwell on it. Because every moment I spend with you is a gift. And I much rather enjoy it and then spend our time together stressing.”
You nuzzled him as he squeezed you. You sniffled, his words calming your woeful heart. You pressed your lips to his cheek, whispering against his skin. 
“Thank you, Henry. You always know how to fix things.”
“Anything for my precious girl. Anymore wine, sweetheart?” He offered you the almost empty glass. You shook your head, gesturing for him to finish it.
He winked at you and tossed it back. You watched as his tongue came out to lick the rest off his lips. Your mouth watered. His taste was intoxicating by itself, mixed with the sweet wine it had to be heavenly.
 You decided not to wonder any longer, pressing your lips to his. He hummed, deepening the kiss as he stroked your tongue with his. You gasped into his mouth when you felt his half hard cock twitch against your spine.
He grunted, smirking as he nipped at your lower lip. He squeezed your hips, pulling away. His nose brushed against yours.
“Let’s get out and dry off, shall we? Get into some warm pajamas and then you can pick a movie to watch.”
You grinned as you started to brainstorm about which movie you were going to pick. You were off in your own world as he helped you out of the tub. He quickly dried himself. Then gently patted your body dry with a fresh towel.
You hummed a soft tune, a sign to Henry that you were starting to feel like yourself again. The material of the soft towel was making you relax. Your skin still smelled of vanilla, as did his. 
He kissed the top of your head after he was done, both of you still nude until he wrapped the towel around you. You kept stealing glances at his naked form. He smirked to himself.
“Go wait for me on the bed. I’ll pick out something comfortable for you to wear.” He pecked your lips, patting your side to urge you towards the bedroom.
You bit your lip and nodded, leaving him in the bathroom. You made sure you weren’t dripping any water before sitting on the edge of the bed. You grabbed the remote, browsing for something to watch.
Henry entered, fully clothed now as he held a pair of clothes for you in one hand. In the other, a bottle of lotion.
“I’ll get you dressed, but first-lotion.” He knew your routine.
You smiled at him, watching him massage the lotion into your shoulders and arms. He lowered the towel to get your back as he sat behind you. Your eyes were closed, listening to his breathing as he lathered you up.
His large hands spread over your chest. He weighed your breasts in his palms as his thumbs lightly grazed your nipples. You moaned softly, leaning into him. His lips touched your ear, kissing his way down your neck and shoulder.
“Lay back sweet girl.” 
You did so, gazing up at him as he stood at the end of the bed. He gathered some more lotion, rubbing into your feet. You groaned in delight when he massaged your aching soles. The sensation made you melt.
You felt his lips on the sensitive skin on your foot, gently kissing your heel, and each of your toes. He gave the other foot the same attention. His fingers creeped up your legs till he was squeezing your thighs. 
Your legs spread instinctively, presenting your core to him. His eyes became half lidded as a pleased growl tumbled from his lips.
“So beautiful. Every inch of you, darling. There’s not a part of you I don’t love.” He tugged you up on the bed, lowering himself down on his stomach between your legs.
Your breath shook when you felt his mouth against the inside of your thighs. He peppered kisses along your skin as he lifted his hands. You gasped as his fingers bumped your clit. 
“Please, Daddy.” You needed more, squirming in front of him as he teased you.
“Shh, baby girl. Daddys got you. You don’t have to beg. I’m gonna taste this perfect cunt either way.” His breath hit your center as he leaned closer, covering your slit with his mouth as soon as he ended his sentence.
His tongue was hot as it weaved between your lips, seeking out the bundle of nerves hiding. His wet appendage swirled the bead once, twice, before he puckered his lips around it. Henry suckled gently, his large hands holding your thighs apart.
You arched your back and moaned, the stimulation making your gut tighten. You reached down to hold onto his hair, tugging lightly when he gave your clit another suck. You couldn’t help it
He didn’t seem to mind in the slightest, moaning against your flower as you held onto his curls. He gazed up at you, admiring the look of pleasure on your face. His tongue explored further down, dipping into your leaking hole
You bucked against his mouth, panting as your heart started to thud quickly. Incoherent groans left your mouth as you wiggled on the bed. He held you in place, snarling as he increased the pace of his tongue and lips. You tensed.
He pulled the orgasm from you with skill, your body rolling. Moans of wanton pleasure escaped you, falling apart from his lips. Your skin didn’t stop tingling until he finally pulled away.   
You panted and opened your eyes when his mouth disappeared. His lips and chin were shiny, his smirk large as you got bashful at the sight of him.
“Mmm, you taste delicious. As always. Wish I could eat you all day.” He growled, one of his hands going back to your pussy. Your jaw dropped open as he traced your puffy slit.
You inhaled as he sunk a finger into you, your hole closed around it eagerly as you clenched down. He moaned under his breath, his gaze attached to the way your body swallowed his digit inside. 
“So tight, baby girl. It feels so nice to just relax and let Daddy make you feel good, doesn’t it? I love seeing you squirm. I want you to cum again. Can you do that for Daddy, beautiful?”  
You nodded quickly. He added a second finger, almost like he knew you needed it. You concentrated on the feeling of his fingertips rubbing against your convulsing walls. He found your special spot with no problem, growling when you let out a cry.
“There you go, good girl.” He grunted, shaking his fingers inside you. You squealed, and Henry moaned at the sound. “Cum for me, princess. Cum for daddy.”
He toyed with your g-spot, his lips finding your nub again. The sensations all blended together, and soon you lost yourself in another orgasm. You sobbed, gripping his head between your thighs and you arched off the bed.
He gulped down all that you gave, rutting his fingers into you to pull you through the tendrils of euphoria. Your body relaxed as your orgasm subsided. He finally pulled away with one last lingering lick of your cunt.
“Are you still with me, gorgeous?” He chuckled when you hummed and nodded lazily. “Did you decide on a movie to watch?”
You pouted silently as you glanced down at his groin. He was obviously aroused, yet wasn’t expecting you to return the favor. You wanted to take care of him. Your hand rested on his thigh. He chuckled, lifting your hand to kiss it. 
“That’s nothing for you to worry about right now, darling. You need to rest. Now, have you decided on a movie?” He questioned you again.
“Lilo and Stitch.” You murmured as he stood up, your gaze following him.
“Lilo and Stitch it is then.” He grinned leaning over you to peck your lips. You could taste a hint of your own essence on his tongue.
Henry dressed you in the warm pajamas he picked out of you beforehand. You sighed in content, smiling up at him as he switched on the movie. He smiled back at you, scooting onto the bed and pulling you close. You snuggled him, your face in his chest.
“I love you, Darling. Don’t ever forget that. No matter how bad your thoughts might get, I want you to remember how much I love you. You mean everything to me.” His voice vibrated in his chest, and you lifted your head to fixate on him.
“I love you, Henry. You’re my everything. I don’t think I could live without you.” You whispered, your eyes locked.
“Good thing you won’t have to. You’re stuck with me, I’m afraid.” He smiled, kissing you with a pleasant hum. You giggled.
“Now let’s watch ‘Lilo and Stitch’. Who’s the little blue guy again?”
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A/N: Slowly chipping away at my inbox. Thank you for your patience as I slowly complete your requests. I apologize to anyone who has been waiting for months. Some things in my personal life have affected my mental health negatively, and I haven't been writing as much. Recently I've been easing my way back into writing, and I want to start being more active on here. I love you all, I feel like I don't tell you that enough. I’m sorry when I go MIA 😭❤️
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babyhatesreality · 7 months
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Daddy stucky x little reader where they in the avenger tower and she meet rocket and groot for the first time and rocket scares her but she finds groot extremely adorable 💕🍯🦝
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.... So this sparked two ideas, because Rocket is my absolute favorite non-human Avenger/Guardian/Marvel character. So may I present...both options :D
Head Canon for Adorable Groot
The whole team was gathered, ready to welcome the newest Avengers. Thor had met the Guardians somewhere off the planet (but no one would tell you how, no matter how many times you begged), and after an "adventure" (again, no one would tell you what that adventure entailed), but you were all gathered together to welcome them while they visited Earth.
You were holding Steve's hand, craning your neck to get a good look at them, as Fury and Thor led them into the big common room. Your breath caught as you spotted them for the first time. They...were...so...COOL. There was this big blue guy with red tattoos and this really pretty green lady with the biggest sword EVER and a regular looking guy with these super old headphones and another pretty blue lady but she looked like you shouldn't talk to her and a pretty lady with antennas and...
"Alright, alright, let's get this over with," you heard a voice growl out, but you couldn't see where it was coming from. You tugged on Steve's hand to get him to pick you up so you could see better, and he did. But just then, the source of the voice jumped onto the nearest table quickly, scaring you as you weren't expecting it. It was....
A stuffy??
"I wanna make one thing perfectly clear," the raccoon-like creature said, making your jaw drop. It TALKED?! "Yes, I talk. No, I'm not their pet. Yes, I'm the leader."
"No, no, everyone, he's not the leader..." the dude with the headphones tried to interrupt, but the raccoon kept going right over him.
"And I swear on every star in the Galaxy that if anyone tries to pet me, I will gnaw their hands off. Capeesh?" He looked around at the stunned group, then nodded once in satisfaction. "Good. Glad we got that out of the way." He hopped off the table. "Got anything to eat in this shit hole?"
You refused to let go of Steve after that, causing Bucky to make all the introductions. After a couple minutes of you keeping your head buried in Steve's shoulder, you heard the strangest voice you'd ever heard before.
"I am Groot."
"I am Steve Rogers."
You looked up carefully. Surely if Papa was talking to someone, they couldn't be all that scary. Your eyes went wide as saucers when you realized that there was a tree person in front of you, and that tree person talked. You gulped hard as Groot tilted his head at you, studying you. Finally, he spoke again.
"I am Groot," he said to you, then gave a small smile. And for some reason, that little grin made you feel okay.
"I am Katie!" you said in a soft voice and smiled back. Groot held his arm out in front of you. You watched in awe as a tiny white flower grew out of his forearm. He plucked it carefully, and handed it off to you. Instant Best Friend Mode Activated.
By the time the Guardians were ready to leave for the night, both Drax and Quill were trying to threaten Groot to let you down from the makeshift swing set he'd made of his own body for you. You were giggling like crazy, more than willing to listen to the grown ups, but every time you tried to slide down, Groot would stubbornly swing you back up in the air, causing you to scream with laughter again. He kept saying "I am Groot," which you were pretty glad you couldn't understand exactly what he was saying to Drax and Quill because judging by their reactions, it was a lot of no-no words.
It was only when Steve and Bucky proclaimed that they needed to take you home that Groot finally set you down with a sweet pat to your head. You made him promise to come back and swing with you again tomorrow and he nodded excitedly, once again proclaiming that he was Groot. You were pretty sure that meant "yes".
Head Canon for Adorable Rocket
You were bored out of your mind. Papa and Daddy had been in a super boring meeting all day with some new people called the Guardians of the something. It had been a last minute but full team meeting, but they were discussing something that was "not suitable for little ears", whatever that meant. You, Peter, Wanda, and Pietro were stuck in the rec room, being watched by Kate. There were plenty of activities, but you weren't feeling any of them today, and your daddies hadn't had time to pack a day bag for you before you all rushed upstairs.
Wrinkling your nose, you skipped over to Kate. "Can I please go get a snack from the kitchen?" you asked her, putting on your best adorable face.
"Come on, squirt, you know you need to stay here," Kate said, ruffling your hair playfully. You giggled at her teasing, but tried again, making even bigger Bambi eyes at her.
"Pleeeeeeease? I will be so fast, I promise," you begged. Kate always was a sucker for your doe eyes, so she sighed heavily, then smirked at you.
"Go get some carrots, okay? Get enough of those little bags for everyone. Then come right back."
"Carrots? Yuck."
"Carrots or nothing, kiddo."
"Fine. Can I get juice boxes too?"
"Think you can carry all that?"
"Yeah! Yeah, I can!"
"Alright then. You got three minutes. Scoot. And get right back here, got it?"
You were off like a light. You knew better than to call Kate's bluff, especially after last time...you skidded into the kitchen, relieved that you had gotten a breather. You were gathering the mini bags of carrots and juice boxes when you heard a rattle in the big cupboard. You turned your head and suddenly found yourself face to face with a raccoon.
Too startled to do anything but freeze, you just stared, trying to figure out A. why there was a raccoon in the Avengers' kitchen and B. why a raccoon would need to wear pants. The animal looked down at the snacks in your hands, and then to your absolute astonishment, grinned at you.
"Nice," he said. Then he held up an oh so familiar package. "I'll trade you for one of these, kid. Huh? Whatdaya say?"
Who cared if the raccoon was talking? He was gonna give you cookies for carrots.
"Deal!" you said, tossing him a packet of baby carrots. He caught them easy as anything, then tossed you two oreos in succession. You quickly shoved one in your mouth before anyone could stop you, chewing and swallowing as fast as you could. "I'm Katie," you managed to say.
"Rocket. Nice to meet you, kid," the raccoon said. As you shoved the second Oreo in, Bucky came around the corner. He did a double take, seeing you standing there with Rocket. He made a beeline for you, picking you up quickly.
"What are you doing out here, Baby?" he asked, a hint of suspicion in his tone (He knew you well). You swallowed the last bit of cookie as fast as you could before answering.
"Getting snacks for everyone, Daddy," you said innocently, holding up the mini bags of carrots. Bucky's glare narrowed as he could see the tell tale hints of Oreos in your teeth.
"Did you take the Oreos out of the cupboard?" he asked sternly. You shook your head vehemently.
"Nope, I didn't take the Oreos out!" you chirped, because technically, you didn't. Bucky looked back down at Rocket, who was now munching away on a bag of carrots, and put two and two together quickly. He sighed heavily.
"Come on, back to the playroom," he muttered. "Rocket, Nebula has an idea about the propulsion system, said she needs you to do the...well I don't want to repeat it right now but she's asking for you."
"Roger that," Rocket said, wiping his paws off on his pants. He grinned at you. "See you around, kid."
Later that night, at the group dinner, you were thrilled when you new friend decided to sit next to you. About half way through the dinner, Rocket leaned over to you.
"So. Bucky's your Daddy, huh?"
"Yup."
"He ever take that arm off?"
"Sometimes!"
"You wanna trade me that arm for as many cookies as you want?"
".....how many are we talking?"
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yujiwifeyy · 1 year
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first date with them (jjk men)
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warnings : casino
an : tysm for showing sm love on last post🥹 + this is a gn fluff!
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YUJI
• take care of him bc he might just die from excitement!
• prolly started making fake scenarios a week ago from ur date
• everything is sooo organised
• hands holding all day!!
• he’ll probably pay for everything so don’t worry just sit back and relax the date with the love of ur life
• his ideal date is going to an amusement park so hold tight girl ur golden retriever boyfriend will probably drag u to every ride
• but if the idea of amusement park is not for you then also don’t worry he got ur back! he’ll probably take you to bowling
• and if he sees that you’re losing to him at bowling then boy will literally make himself lose on purpose just to see you jump around while being happy
• after doing these activities during the day , at night you guys will probably go to stargazing while having a deep convo about your future and dreams and he’ll realise just how much you mean to him
• in general , he will try to make you the happiest girl! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
TOJI
• after years of just roaming around here n there he definitely found some underrated and hidden place so he’ll take you there
• you were a bit uneasy about where you guys were going but after entering this street all ur worries vanished away
• this street looked so vintage but cute and peaceful at the same time. there wasn’t much people but everyone looked so elegant. it was just like the movies it definitely looked like heaven on earth
• he smiled at your reaction and lead you to a really adorable cafe. it was filled with adorable posters and the design was just sooo elegant!
• you looked at him with a surprised face "i never knew you were into this stuff" you asked him while pointing at all those adorable items in the cafe "it was for you dummy i thought you would like it" he said with a gentle flick on your forehead
• you guys enjoyed your lunch at this cafe and when the sun was setting down and it was evening ur boyfriend decided to take you to another hidden gem!
• he took you to a really peaceful beach where there was surprisingly no one
• you guys walked around the beach and talk about alot of stuff until he just picked u up and took you in the water
• don’t worry you’re not going to drown he’s holding you tightly this man got you at all cost!
• u both played alot there until you were a mess that’s when he decided to enjoy the nightlife with you like wild teens
• walking around at night while holding hands , trying out new stuff that you never imagined you would , going to the highest building to enjoy the view of the night. well this man got it all
• you were at at the roop of this really high building and was staring at the moon while being in the arms of your boyfriend until he decided to break the silence with ‘the moon is beautiful isn’t it’ (it’s a japanese phrase for ily) ( ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ )
NANAMI
• sugar daddy mood on!
• tonight your rich af boyfriend will take you to the lavishest restaurant of the town
• oh you’re an introvert? don’t worry bby tonight your boyfriend booked the whole restaurant just for you two!
• he put his phone on silent mode because he doesn’t want anyone disturbing him when he’s with his baby
• with the least disturbance you guys started your dinner and was having the time of your life
• after dinner , as you guys were vips the restaurant booked you guys an entire movie theatre (yes , tonight you’re y/n bbyyy)
• you guys started watching this really cute romance comedy movie but when you were looking at the screen and laughing he was looking at you and smiling
• after the movie , your boyfriend knew you had an pathetic week so he booked you a really relaxing spa!
• you two entered this room where there was alllll the asmr equipment with a relaxing music playing
• you guys enjoyed the relaxing massage which just felt like heaven
• when you guys were done with all the activities and he was driving you home you fell asleep in the car and when he noticed he smiled and just hoped that he made you happy because you really hold a special place in his heart! ˃̵ᴗ˂̵
GETO
• honestly , he was a bit confused about what to do and was afraid if he could make you happy until he remembered that once you mentioned you wanted to go an aquarium so he decided to take his baby to the biggest aquarium of the world!
• you guys went inside the aquarium and you were more than happy and he was happy by it. you guys clicked sooo many cute pics there and had some snacks here n there
• then he wanted to do something fun so he thought a karaoke would be a perfect option. he took you to a really cute karaoke centre!
• y’all had so much fun there bc geto kept making sooo many silly yet funny mistakes and a few minutes later you found out that you guys didn’t closed the door properly and everyone probably heard your laughs , voice cracks and failed high notes T_T
• after all these , geto kept saying that he has a surprise for you and you found out about it when he lead you to a cat cafe! it was super cute and you had sm fun playing with cats while having ur food
• in conclusion, a date with him will be vv cute and you guys will make sooo many memories that you’ll probably laugh about later + you’ll see his silly , goofy and soft side more which only you can pull out! ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) ♡
GOJO
• a date with gojo and there’s nothing risky? uhh you’re with the wrong person
• he picked you up at 7 and you had no idea where you guys are going to. you tried asking him but he just shushed u until you saw a cruise and looked at him with a confused expression but he just smiled at you and got out of the car to open the door for you (we love a gentleman) and lead you to the cruise and oh god it’s a huuuuuuge cruise
• you guys entered the cruise and decided to have dinner first so he lead you to the dinner section and heck yeah it was bougie af
• y’all had dinner and started walking around the cruise and was having fun talking to all these famous and rich people as gojo’s gf until you saw all these elegant people being occupied with something you wonder what the matter is so you decided to ask him ‘babe what are all these people doing’ he smiled at your innocence and got down to your level and whisper ‘by any chance are you into casino bby’ he asked you while smiling but you just wasn’t getting whatever he saying.
• so he decided to show you instead. he lead you to an area where you could see alot of people and yes ofcourse they were playing casino and your boyfriend decided to dive in and put 1 million on line before you could ask anything he started playing. you wanted to help him win but nope , you didn’t know shit so you just keep watching him until you saw that this mf won 1.5 million!!
• he got up and hugged you and kissed the money and ofcourse you! you couldn’t process what’s going on until he pulled you into a kiss and asked you ‘do you still wanna be in this cruise bby or yk i have smh else in mind’ you were confused by his question until you guys left the cruise when it stopped and roamed all around the town
• from bougie to cheap places you guys went thru all of em. he showered you with so much money like boy literally bought you diamond ring , necklace and a freaking dress! he love spoiling his baby
• watch him having only 120k by the morning T_T
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creativesnek · 8 months
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The Chat really loves Bowser
Luigi sat by his desk, getting his cameras and headphones ready for a live stream. The soft glow of the studio lights illuminated the room, creating an atmosphere of anticipation and excitement. His heart with a mix of nervousness and exhilaration as he prepared to connect with his audience.
As he adjusted the angle of his cameras, Luigi couldn't help but reflect on how far he had come. What started as a simple hobby had now transformed into a full-fledged career. His passion for gaming and technology had propelled him into the world of live streaming, where he could share his experiences and connect with like-minded individuals from all corners of the globe.
He still can’t believe he acquired such a huge fanbase.  A lot of people seemed to like his personality and actually liked his commentary; even his videos on mushroom foraging garnered thousands of views within the hour. It made Luigi very proud of himself; plus, his interactions with his fans have been nothing but enjoyable. 
The door to his room opened. He looked over his shoulder and smiled at Bowser. The red-haired Koopa stepped into his room, then kissed his forehead. “I’m going to go pick up Junior,” he said. 
“Okay, be safe!”
He reached up and scratched his chin, earning some happy chirps from him before he walked out again. Luigi smiled softly at his boyfriend’s retreating back before returning to his previous activities. As soon as he sat down, he switched into his streamer mode. The screens came to life and the cameras started recording. Luigi grinned, “Welcome back everybody! Tis I, WeegeBoard9000!” he said while laughing. The chat immediately started rolling with comments as people greeted him and made donations.
With a swift motion, Luigi's fingers danced across the keyboard, skillfully navigating through the game menus. As the game loaded, he took a moment to acknowledge some of the comments popping up on the screen.
"Hey WeegeBoard9000! Long time no see!" one viewer exclaimed.
"Luigi, you're my favorite streamer! Can't wait to see what you have in store for us today!" another chimed in.
*Peach_hime donated 30 bits! Hi, Weeg! Gimme ten minutes and I’ll hop on.*
“Ew, the gamer twink’s back.” said the very obvious account of Wario.
Luigi sneakily kicked him out before moving on with his stream. He delved into the game, he skillfully maneuvered through its challenges while simultaneously keeping an eye on the chat. He responded to questions, shared tips and tricks with fellow gamers, and engaged in lighthearted banter with his audience.
*King donated 2500 bits! Stay hydrated darling ;)*
Ohh~ his highness has made an appearance!
Man, i wish i had a stream daddy 😔
Where iz this mf getting so much coin??!
Comments of similar caliber followed. Luigi tried to hide his blush, recognizing his boyfriend’s account. Bowser always makes it a personal mission to donate something during his streams. Luigi couldn't help but feel a surge of warmth in his chest as he read the comments praising Bowser's generosity. It was moments like these that reminded him why he fell in love with Bowser in the first place. Despite his tough exterior, Bowser had a heart of gold.
*prince donated 100 bits! HiWEEGIE!”
OMG IT’S DA BOIIII
The lil man’s here too
Baby boi, protecc the bean
Luigi chuckled and thanked Junior for the donation; he probably asked his dad to donate for him too. With the chat taken care of for a bit, the streamer continued his game for several hours, tuning out the outside world.
.
.
.
The stream was in full-swing now as Luigi and a few online friends were collecting items to fight a boss. Luigi was so engrossed with preparations that he didn’t hear the noise of the front door opening or the familiar pitter patter of feet on the wooden floor. The door opened a bit as Junior yelled a greeting before closing the door. The man glanced back at the noise, smiled, then proceeded with the game. 
Without him noticing, Bowser went into his room. At the sight of him, the chat went absolutely ballistic. 
HELLO???
Hunk alert, hello🥵
NO SHELL? FOR FREE??
Ayo, who dat 🫦
Luigi glanced at the last comment then swiveled his chair around; Bowser wrapped his bulky arms around him and kissed the top of his head. “Dinner’s gonna be ready in a few minutes, so don’t stay too long,” he whispered into his hair. Luigi’s face and ears reddened at the gesture, considering Bowser was, in fact, shell-less and basically pulled his face into his chest. He thinks he replied… Probably. The donations going off was what called his attention.
DILF 🥵
Muscle man and he cooks? Luigi, bag him.
dilfdilfdilf
Weeg has that unspoken rizz
Luigi looked up. “Whoa, whoa. Calm down everybody,”
His subscribers didn’t listen, sending many sporadic comments and blush-inducing questions. The donation bell kept blowing up.
*BooKing donated 500 bits! Luigi, u have all of dat to urself?!*
*BadBitchPrincess donated 1500 bits! L ultimate rizzlord😌*
Can he come back pls?
Bring back the dilf, ty.
Glory o glory, what a helluva way to die 🫡
🫡
Luigi nervously snorted and pulled his hat over his head, giving up on taking back control. Guess the chat really likes Bowser.
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Shit | F. Hargreeves
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pairing: five hargreeves x wanda!reader
warnings: violence and cursing
wc; 1.2k
synopsis: five has one badass girlfriend to help take down the sparrows… or try to
requests: CLOSED
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“shit”
that summons it up pretty quickly tbh
like damn saved the world once and you’ve all been replaced
hahaha. .. what the fuck
“they claim to be spawn” reggie said
“claim? okay five what the hell is going on” allison asked turning towards five
five grimaces “I don’t know yet but it’s concerning”
“this is great,” you mumble
it starts with klaus trying to hug ben and being humbled and punched so hard he flies over a table
instantly, fight mode is activated as everyone argues if that was necessary
and then marcus punches luther and it’s game over
your eyes flash red, energy pulsing in your hands
“I’ll take this one babe” five said
you, of course, already know how that will go
he goes to knee ben, only to get punched
but he punches back and spins around
he goes for him again but ben ducks
five frowns, once again going for it
but ben blocks his arm and punches him in the stomach before turning him in a choke hold
five blinks out, falling next to you
“you’re alive! that’s great or possibly horrible, I’m not really sure yet”
“okay is that some sort of weird smack talk”
“it’s really more of an extensional problem, really, ben” five chides
“awesome, well, here’s your next problem”
“my turn” you grin
ben launches one of his tentacles at you
and you’re quick to throw it and him to the right with your magic
“you know even though you’re a total asshat now” five starts
ben again tries with his tentacles and you just shake your head, “nuh uh”
this time he uses two and you deflect them easily and send a ball of energy his way
he stumbles back and five appears next to him, punching him in the jaw
“It’s nice to see you again, really”
there’s a weird squeaking noise and you turn to see a flying cube
you furrow your brows, charging up your powers
then diego jumps on it and starts screaming “Who’s your daddy”
you and five just sigh before looking to help the others
you both teleport to the main room to find allison and vanya
allison’s on the floor and five grabs her before teleporting out
you glare at the man who was there
“okay showtime”
you use your magic to propel yourself up before firing at him, however, the pain radiates back at you
and he’s unaffected
you groan and switch to a different approach
you lower yourself down in front of him, smirking “stand down” you spoke slowly
he does and you smile before flying off to find five
“what are you their mascot?” someone snorts
“more like their ringer”
you drop down as five blinks behind her and socks her across the jaw
you laugh at that until she spits at him
“ugh, hey gross, all right?” five said
but then he blinks slowly and you know something’s wrong
you turn toward the girl and roll your shoulders back
she stands up, spitting at you and you dodge it
“try me” you threaten
she goes to punch you, but you stop her hand with just a look
her eyes widen and you direct the punch right back to her face
she stumbles back and you chuckle
using your telekenises, you grab a vase from a table and throw it at her
she ducks and gets back up, swinging her leg at you
you block it with your hand and turn it in your grip and toss her back
you just send a few energy bursts her way to stun her before grabbing her in a chokehold and holding her over the foyer
with your magic ofc
“bye now” you said before dropping her
you turn back to five, snapping your fingers in his face
he’s making out with… air
you roll your eyes, before closing them and opening your mind to him
you can clearly see what he’s seeing and you feel your cheeks heat up
he’s kissing you
but then you erase the hallucinations and bring him back to reality
he inhales sharply, blinking
“sup bitch” someone said
and you turn to see the girl you threw off the balcony perfectly fine
her sister with long hair behind her
shelands a kick to you and five, and you almost collide with the stairs but you stop both you and five mid fall and reverse yourselves back up
“the briefcase!” five shouts
“go!” You said “I can deal with this”
“again? really?” you taunt at the girl
she moves to punch you, but you grab her arm, holding her there and knee her in the stomach
when she doubles over you push her away
you use your magic to pin her to the wall and start choking her
your eyes flash red as you continue to cut off her airway
just when she’s on the verge, a force sweeps you off your feet and you hover over the living room
you glare at the person responsible, that being the sister
she smiles before dropping you
you land on the table in a crouched position, glaring at the so called sparrow academy members around you
“bad idea,” you said
“(Y/N)!” five shouts
you smirk, eyes deep red as you send out a huge pulse of energy
a wave of red sweeps the room, knocking all of them off their feet as they crash into the wall
you dust your hands off when you’re done, looking up at marcus and blowing him a kiss as five grabs your arm
“as hot as that is babe, we gotta go”
“right with ya”
he places a hand on your back leading you out, but not without a middle finger to the sparrows
“that’s my girlfriend, assholes! don’t mess with her”
— END —
🏷 five taglist: @clearbasementvoid @halfumbrella @esmedith @navs-bhat @alexxavicry @thelaststraw3 @rainbows-r-nice05 @gcldtom @bokuakadaily @3ternalreal1ty
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Dieter: Certified DILF
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(Dieter x horror loving female)
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Summary: Dieter gets a new label in his dad era
Warnings: lots and lots of adorable fluffy goodness, some dirty talk because it is Dieter we’re talking about
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If anyone tried to interact with Dieter Bravo several years ago, one would be met with a curt, grumpy reply if lucky. Now, you couldn’t get him to shut up.
His daughter, Clara, was the absolute light of his life, and he would talk to anyone about her, whether they wanted to or not. Everyone got the news when she started crawling, when she could stand one her own and her first steps. Her first words were very important news to anyone and everyone. Her joyous laugher was his ringtone. People would be subjected to watching any video he recently took and the millions of pictures on his phone. Seriously, every conversation seemed to steer towards his baby girl. It would be annoying if Dieter didn’t look so adorably happy as a proud father. The change from sullen grouch to smiling goofball was a welcome change.
You were on your way home with some interesting news to report to him. You opened the door to quiet in the living room. Normally, you got home in time to find them both having a nap. He’d be lying on the couch while Clara would be cuddled up on top of him. You didn’t blame her; he was very pillow-like. You had one too many photos of them both softly snoring away. You crept towards her bedroom, slowly peering through the door. Your husband and daughter were having a tea party. Seated with them were her Winnie the Pooh and Abby the dinosaur. Dieter was wearing his usual pyjama themed attire along with a pink tutu and sparkly tiara. You secretly took a photo of the adorable tableau as it was too cute not to take one. Clara noticed your arrival and waddled up to you, “Mummy!”
“Hi pumpkin!” you knelt down to greet her in a hug.
“Mummy make monsters?”
“Mummy made lots of monsters today.” You noticed she was equally decked out in her own tutu, green this time, as well as her favourite skeleton onesie. “Are you a skeleton today?”
She nodded her little head, “Daddy princess!”
Said princess followed in a curtsy to greet you home. You ruffled the top of her head. She had her father’s mop of crazy curls, so it was hard to tell if it had been brushed today.
“I should probably get started on dinner.”
“No, I’ll do it, honey cakes,” he kissed the top of your head, “We’ve got enough stuff in the fridge for me to make my Leftovers Enchiladas.”
“La das?” Clara was keen, “We have la das?”
“You don’t mind?”
“You had an early start and cupcake wants mummy time.” Her tight hugs were proof of that, so you left him to it.
“What did you have for lunch today?”
“Dino nuggies!”
“And vegetables,” Dieter intercepted poking his head back, “We had a very balanced meal.”
Clara regaled to you about her day with daddy while you helped her tidy up from her tea party until dinner was ready. You managed to convince her to change out of her skeleton onesie so it wouldn’t get dirty. And you had to remind her that ghosts don’t eat so she couldn’t wear her ghost costume and ghosts wouldn’t want to get enchilada sauce on them as well.
 She wanted a monster story at bedtime, so you read to her and then Dieter sang her bedtime song. It was after all that excitement that you remembered you had something to show your husband. “I have to show you this.” You handed him a magazine Debbie gave you at work. Dieter looked confused as he read the cover.
“Dieter Bravo: former bad-boy, now certified DILF. What’s a DILF?”
“You don’t know?” He shook his head, “It stands for Dad I’d like to…your favourite night-time activity.”
“Really?” he opened the magazine to read further, “Wait, this was when I went to the park. Did they take pictures of our baby?”
“Thankfully not, it’s just you with the pram, or I would’ve gone Predator mode.”
“So I get this new label because I’m now a dad?” you nodded, “Why do they have to add a sex label for everything?”
You took the magazine from him a put it on the bedside table. “I don’t know. Society likes labelling people.”
“Do they do this with every parent?”
“Just the sexy ones.”
“You’re sexy, you’re an M I’d definitely like to…” and then he kissed you, “Because you’re the mother of my child,” he stammered and he kept rambling, “Not because you’re some random mother, I don’t have a mother kink. At all!”
You kissed him to reassure that you understood, and he continued, this time in a sultry tone, “Do you want to go through the rest of the alphabet?” but then he startled, “Oh no. Have I turned the alphabet into dirty talk?”
“I think you have.”
“Damn.”
“But we could do K for kissing?”
“I’d like that. And then after K, I’d like to get down to C.”
Lovingly tagging @boliv-jenta @simpingcowboy @ellenmunn @o-sacra-virgo-laudes-tibi @brilliantopposite187 @chaithetics @myloveistoolittle @cevans-is-classic
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y0noirs · 1 year
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i say this like every 3 episodes but i have a new favorite buddy daddies episode (ep 9 spoilers under cut)
tl;dr: i love rei and the growth he's shown. if ep 8 was him realizing his resolve, ep 9 is a continuation of that where he gets to show the growth he's had since realizing it. papa rei is the best!
this episode had a lot of the gags that make buddy daddies really enjoyable and funny! i had a blast watching it, and every now and then i’d stop to show my brother a clip because i’ve been trying to get him to watch this lmao. but the episode also had a lot of really really good rei scenes!
i just love seeing rei come out of his shell, and ep 9 had a lot of that. while ep 8 was arguably very rei centric, it didn’t exactly show his growth as a father, but it showed his resolve to stay attached to the little family he’s made. and ep 9 feels like a good part two/continuation to what ep 8 had established.
first off, i thought it was nice that both kazuki and rei didn’t exactly know what they were doing. i was pleasantly surprised when, after rei admitted to never having gone to a sports day event before, kazuki immediately understood. and not only did he understand, he admitted to never having been to one, either—makes sense, given his own childhood wasn’t all that easy either. it just really nails down the point that these two men have never quite had a proper childhood, but they’re doing their best to provide it for miri. it’s really heartwarming!
kazuki is, predictably dorky and embarrassing! his behavior in front of the other mothers had me laughing And grimacing HAHA, but he was having a blast and it was really nice to see. he wasn’t overly pushing rei, either, he was content to do the cheering for the both of them. he checked in on rei, he cheered for miri, he was such a good guy in this episode over all! this episode only boosts the appreciation i have for him!
but of course, i'm more focused on rei. like i said, ep 9 was a really good show of how much he's grown and how much he's decided to stick to the resolve he found in ep 8. he's definitely showing more initiative as a father, trying to help kazuki with the lunches and making rice balls for miri which was sooooo cute. he's trying his best and learning to be a father in his own way. the best part? he's being validated for his efforts! i LOVE seeing that he's not just some butt of a joke like "lol this failguy is such a silly dad" no! he's appreciated for what he's doing! whether it's staking out a spot to sit or making silly rice balls, he's made his effort and he's appreciated for it!
more and more, he's learning to not just be an assassin, but someone who cares for another human being. during the sports day event, there was a lot of emphasis on the cheering parents and how enthusiastic they were for their children. they were loud, active, and supportive - all the things rei isn't (except, of course, for supportive). he was clearly uncomfortable and felt out of place.
"can i really be here? do i have to do all of that to be a good parent to miri? is that what it means to be a good parent? is this something miri would want?"
the answer to those questions? obviously, rei doesn't have to do all those things, but those are the people around him. that's all he has to go off of. and rei is rei - that's just not something he can do. he's not a loud person, he's not the type to muster up a lot of energy during the day. his energy is reserved for his ON (work) mode, because that's what he was taught to put his energy towards. he watches kazuki and all the other parents cheer loudly for their children and he's uncomfortable because he's not sure if he can do that.
but he watches miri do her best and, well, he's getting caught up in the hype! this child he has been living with for over half a year now and growing attached to is trying her best and he wants to see her try her best! he wants her to win, he wants to see her happy with her success. hearing him yell for miri even though he was so uncertain about it before was so thrilling to me because the answer to the questions he asked himself was "yes". so when his loud cheering throws miri off guard and she trips, of course he's going to take it hard. he received the answer to the question "can i support miri like the other parents?" and found out that: yes, he can - but the immediate consequence was causing her to fail. something that he would be taught never to take lightly.
miri never took it that seriously. she's disappointed yes, but she's a stark difference to rei who became very despondent over his child not winning the race because of his own excitement. and again and again, kazuki isn't pushing him or anything.
then he gets his second chance to really be with his family, to win something together with them. it kind of drives home a message of "maybe you can't win by yourself, but you can win with your family - whatever kind of family that is for you." i dont know. i really like this episode. i think it might be my favorite over all.
i reaaaally hope the best for this family. i have no clue what PA works will do, although i do have my own predictions/guesses. they've done a stellar job with subverting expectations so far, so who knows!
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tetsunabouquet · 1 year
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Basic Instinct Part 4
A/N: So if I’m not doing my homework, I am catching up on my writing schedule. FINALLY, part 4 is here and we get to the parents having no boundaries part, so be warned. Overprotective daddy mode has been activated, as well as roast mode. Masaomi just seems like that kind of douche.  Masterpost Akashi Masaomi had always believed himself to be above these kind of actions, but here he was, trailing in the shadows after his son. His son, who was according to his butler's reports going to meet the person he was texting. He spied, as he saw his son's face light up at the sight of a h/c haired girl. "Akashi-san!" You chirped, your face as bright and happy as his son's. You looked happy to see his son in a genuine way, he'd give you that, but your attire alone revealed your commoner status, which Akashi senior wasn't very happy with. Ah well, he could better suck it, as Fate would say.  Because Akashi Seijuro's heart was pounding so loudly he feared it would break through his ribcage. He thought you looked so beautiful, you had chosen the correct colours that suited you and brought out your eyes. He loved the way their colour were standing out more vividly in your sweet face. "I'm so happy you want to help me shopping. I really have no clue what kind of sheet music my cousin would like for his birthday." You said, looking at him like he was your savior. "It's no problem. It was a good idea to think of gifting him sheet music. It's definitely a gift a musician could appreciate." Akashi said, trying to subtly hint at the fact he'd also appreciate such a gift from you if you ever were in the need or position to gift him something. Just the idea made his blush- when he was alone at least, he tried not thinking about these things too much in front of you, scared he'd betray himself. He wanted to confess to you, but not yet. Not when you were reaching out for help with your cousin. You trusted him to give advice and his honest opinion, he did not wish to get distracted with his own feelings whilst doing so. "So, how's your day been so far?" You asked as you headed into the direction of the music store. "Hmm, well it was pretty quiet. My father left for business earlier." You sighed. "It sucks when your only parent is constantly with their minds at work, doesn't it?" "Yeah," he breathed. He loved how you understood, even though he wished a happier life for you. It almost made him feel guilty, the way he felt so relieved whenever you echoed how he felt. You rubbed his shoulder with sympathy before you slid into the store, Akashi behind you. Masaomi was staring at a distance, his eyes locked on the shop. 'I could buy that entire place. There are far better shops with more valuable instruments. If Seijuro needs anything, he could just ask me instead of degrading himself to a lowly commoner and shopping so ordinarily.' It must be you. He wondered if his boy was trying to impress this commoner girl. 'Shiori had status. This girl is not nearly as worthy of my Seijuro, or have his fancy of her compared to our love.' After about a half hour, thanks to Akashi, you had found some Mozart you figured your cousin would enjoy. You smiled as you purchased the gift, happy he had came along to help. "You're really a life saver, Akashi-san!" "Please, do call me Seijuro. We're friends." He insisted, who was secretly dying to get on first name basis with you. You giggled joyfully and replied, "okay, if that's what you wish Seijuro-san!" His heart skipped a beat with the way your name rolled off of your tongue. "Yes, and I can call you Y/n-san, right?" You nodded, and a bright smile broke out on his face. "Great. Can I treat you to lunch?" He asked, courteously but warm. "Actually, I had something in mind!" You chirped, and started rummaging through your bag. "Perhaps it's better if we find a place to sit..." you muttered. Akashi was instantly curious, and guided you to the nearest benches located at the nearby square. 'Did she actually brought something to eat for us? Did she make it herself? Do I get to taste her self-made food for the first time?' Thoughts were racing, and he tried to contain his excitement at the idea of getting to taste his crush's home-made food. As you sat down, you pulled out a small plastic sack, and looked at him with expecting, hopeful eyes. "I know we've only been friends as of recent, but when I though of asking your help I realized I did forget your birthday the other week." That took an unexpected turn. "You're gifting me something for my birthday?" He asked breathlessly. "Well, its just a bunch of muffins I baked. I don't really know that much about what you like yet, and I figured anything I could buy is something you could buy a dozen off, so I just settled for birthday muffins." You babbled slightly, the look on your face growing more nervous per second. There was no reason to be nervous, however, considering Akashi felt besides himself with joy at the thought you baked him muffins as a belated birthday present. You sheepishly pulled them out. They were the type that were multi-coloured through the means of cheap food coloring. All of them were an orange-red, with dark green symbols that as Akashi tried to decipher, he realized must be kanji. "The kanji is a bit unreadable, what does it say?" He asked, curiously. You almost seemed to shrink on your seat, mumbling, "It didn't turn out as well as I hoped. I tried imitating the kanji for Shogi pieces. You like Shogi, don't you?" 'Shogi themed muffins?' You might as well have stolen and broke his heart simultaneously. They weren't perfect like how his cook would have made them, but they were baked with so much consideration and care. It reminded him of his mother, the only person who'd put such loving thought in his meals. At that moment, Fate did not know who to pity more. The girl about to burst into tears because she was so terrified of being a failure after years of abuse, or the boy about to burst into tears because he hadn't known such consideration since the death of his only emotionally healthy parent. With both of their eyes shining with tears, Akashi thanked you. "I've seldomly received baked goods from the people close to me. I'll treasure this experience." You let out a small puff of breath out of relief, and smiled with so much kindness it made him blush, ever so slightly. How were you actually real? Because as far as Akashi is concerned, this feels more like a good dream he had forbidden himself to dream a long time ago. Akashi ate your muffins, each bite filling him with so much warmth, he couldn't fathom how he had ever thought so highly of his cook. This, was a way more satisfying meal. Because it was made from the heart. Your heart. It was his turn to feel sheepish once he realized he ate them all without offering you one. "Now you've got nothing to eat. I apologize." "It's okay, they were meant for you." You said, your smile only ever seeming to get sweeter and brighter for some unexplainable reason. 'Kami-Sama truly gave her a smile like the sun. It just gets brighter and warmer the more I look at it.' "Still, I owe you lunch. Let me get you something." Akashi insisted. You giggled in return, your smile still as bright and charming. "I'd like to refuse as you already bought a meal for me once, but I don't think you'll accept no for an answer." "No, I won't." Akashi returned the smile with full confidence, and offered you his arm. You kept giggling as you hooked yours on his, both of you clearly giddy. Exactly as Fate intended, foreseeing the joy that awaited you. Masaomi on the other hand, was retreating. He had seen enough. As much as he found the idea of his son dating a commoner a blasphemy to the Akashi family name, he too, could see the similarity with the muffins and Shiori's old cooking. That happy, proud look you had in your eyes as he enjoyed those muffins, was exactly the look Shiori would have when watching her family eat her food. 'A discount version of my Shiori...Hmmph'. (Masaomi, don't roast reader-chan too badly, you toxic, classist douche)
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popiastar · 2 years
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swiss nsfw alphabet
💣info: yes, the title says everything. enjoy the reading. MDI🔞
Aftercare:
very important to him. swiss loves to take care of his partner and make sure that you are okay. he smoking cigarettes right after cleaning up - if you smoke too you can do it together - and cuddle you. swiss adore having your body against his, hug you and stroke your hair while breathing their scent.
Body part:
hands and forearms. he likes his hands and his veiny forearms because he think it's his strength point and spents some time exercising them.
swiss is a booty person, obviously he likes boobs and squeeze them but he doesn't mind their size. the booty, instead, it should be like a peach 🍑
Cum:
he comes a lot and not just once, his cum is thick and creamy. swiss prefer cum inside you or above your ass, boobs and mouth if you are doing a handjob/blowjob.
Dirty secret:
you playing with you hair or pull them aside, he doesn't know why but turned him on.
Experience:
very experienced, level pro. he's a fuckboy, a multighoul also in this area, he could find every sensitive spots quickly.
Favorite position:
missionary for watching your beautiful fucked up expression during sex, cowgirl for watching your tits bounce, reverse cowgirl and doggy for squeeze your ass.
Goofy:
he's very serious but sometimes he can be goofy and play around like an adolescent.
Hair:
sometimes he cut them off. swiss has many pubic hairs but they are short and curly.
Intimacy:
swiss is a passionate lover, he takes good care of you and take his time doing whatever he wants.
Jack off:
when he's particularly needy and he can't be with you and he surely share this moment by recording himself and sends it innocently to you. be aware for not being around people when his notification in you phone comes up.
Kink(s):
nothing too extreme or dangerous, swiss is into wax play, daddy kink, size kink, orgasm control, overstimulation, slight impact play, choking, breed kink and body worship.
Location:
meh, it doesn't matter: he does when he wants. he's into quicky, it's okay with him, but he prefer staying alone with you in a place more intimate and dedicate more attention for both of your needs.
Motivation:
challenge him and he turns on, has i said he loves tease people and being teased as well. swiss likes when you make it difficult to him by responding in your sassy bitch mode.
No:
definitely he doesn't like hurting you or make you uncomfortable.
Oral:
big fan of oral, received or give it. there's the meme of him named "cunnilinghouls", you know what I mean.
when he gives oral, he likes to drive you crazy and make you came several times until he's satisfied.
when he received, he likes to hold your hair and moves his hips in rhythm, at first he starts slowly and he ends up pushing his entire length roughly. he's a fan of deep throat.
Pace:
it depends on his mood, generally is slow and sensual and takes his time to explore every single spots of you. in other hand, when he's stressed or you being a little bratty, he can be rought and fast as hell.
Quickie:
not really a big fan but hey, sometimes he needs to release and choose a quicky instead of a proper match of glorious and long sex. I'll put in in this terms: your relationship is composed of 35% of quickies.
Risk:
well, he found exiting the idea of being caught or heard but what if someone else saw you naked? he surely breaks theirbones one by one. that doesn't mean he couldn't make an exception, though
Stamina:
ha! he playing hard, he can go from 5 to 7 rounds when he's needy af. normally 3 or 4 rounds.
Toy(s):
remote vibrator 🤝 swiss. when both of you are around other ghouls like food time, activities of the clergy or whenever you are in public he absolutely likes put you over the edge and challenging you to not make a sound. lil bastard
Unfair:
as i said, swiss is a little bastard, he's 1000% a tease. and he mocking you when you whine desperately to feel pleasure.
Volume:
he doesn't give a fuck about his grunts or all his swearing, he just want you to know how good you makes him and praise you. or slightly insults you for being a greedy bitch, it depends.
Wild card:
swiss literally loves cum inside you - if his partners is female both holes - and let you go around with his seed inside.
X-ray:
he has a 7.5 inch when is erect and thick cock, the head is a little bit more huge.
Yearning:
you both fucks like rabbit, his sex drive is insane.
Zzz:
after the aftercare - we're talking about 30 min of that - he's sleeping immediately, spooning you.
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leatherbookmark · 1 year
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no, but
seriously WHERE do people get it from that either 1/ nmj cared about meng yao so much, or 2/ they both cared so much about each other. where. was it the (added in cql) scene of banishment? in which nmj cried and didn’t execute my on the spot, so the obvious conclusion is that he’s just the biggest, smooshiest softie with the marshmallowiest heart, said heart softly plopped in the palm of my’s hand?
cql, why.
(my suspicion is that if they made nmj anything like his novel self, people would actually know and understand why jgy shanked him, and the villain wouldn’t be villainous at all lmao.)
no, but really -- “gave him a new life”? “few people cared more about jgy than nmj”? yeah i guess you could say few people cared more about wwx than lqr, going by this standard. i feel like people saw nmj defend my and immediately assumed it was because he deeply cared about his wellbeing and was sensitive to the plights of the underprivileged, which. was obviously not the case? it was IN THE TEXT that he was bein insensitive and only ensuring the soldiers would give meng yao even more shit for that? he didn’t even wait for my to actually tell him about the situation, he just said ‘follow me’! the hell would he have done if the soldiers weren’t shit-talking meng yao?! given them a goddamn stern talking to, thus making meng yao even more obviously look like a snitch!?
and then later during sunshot he once again doesn’t even consider meng yao’s actual wishes, just writes him a letter of recommendation and sends him off to the jin. like, sure, perhaps if he hadn’t done that jgy would’ve never gone off to become a spy, since he says he betrayed wen ruohan for his father, but like. the fact that he meant well doesn’t excuse the disservice! not when he has all the power to tell meng yao what to do, and meng yao has none of the power to tell him no. not to mention that in that moment, nmj is -- and he WILL do that again! -- eavesdropping on a conversation between my and lxc. NOT A GOOD LOOK, BRO
taking these incidents into consideration, imo it’s not that nmj feels particularly strongly about the fate and wellbeing of one meng yao, or even the Underprivileged layer. rather, he’s ~righteous~ -- he does what he thinks is the right thing, the morally correct thing. but he does so blindly; he doesn’t consider that a common soldier, or a poor, weak son of a sex worker might have different principles than he does. he thinks everyone is “equal”, but in a sense that they should all adhere to the same rules, not that they all deserve the same kind treatment and respect.
and then meng yao tricks him, and nmj Instantly enters the kill mode. he says he’s going to kill him the next time they meet, he constantly either finds faults in everything jgy does or tries to kill him -- how is that the behavior of someone who cares about jgy as a person? if i had to compare it to anything, i’d say he’s like a parent who had all those expectations of their child, and when said child turns out not to be daddy/mommy’s perfect little plaything, they turn to mistreatment and abuse. except nmj isn’t even jgy’s dad, he’s his PAST employer and then a sworn brother who’s supposed to help and not terrorize him.
this is not comparable to, say, jiang cheng, who’s an asshole and would rather eat his shoes than say something nice, but sacrifices himself to the wen for wwx, smuggles jyl and suggests she let wwx name her future child and gives wwx his flute back. aside from the aforementioned well-intentioned disservices, nmj doesn’t really do anything that would show that he cares for jgy as a person, that he wants jgy the person to live well rather than meng yao, the vice-envoy he’s put so many hopes in.
and it’s not like jgy was attached to him either and tried with all his might to mend their severed bond. he realized nmj doesn’t like him at best and actively wants him dead at worst, and if lxc didn’t insist on swearing brotherhood he would’ve spent the rest of his days carefully avoiding him. like yes, he felt grateful and indebted for nmj’s clumsy kindness, and because jgy was jgy, he probably didn’t necessarily want him to die even after all the times his da-ge nmj exhibited un-da-ge-like behaviors, but it wasn’t as deeply personal as people think it was. like he didn’t go from “oh, my dearest da-ge, however else can i help you” to “fuck that guy in particular” in the moment when nmj kicked him down the jinlintai stairs. he knew the relationship was unsalvageable before; that incident was just a concrete proof of it as well as proof that nmj was too far gone.
like. ugh
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Hi iv! I hope you had a wonderful day! You deserve it <3
Always so blessed by your thoughtful research "assignments" so I have one for you. Well sort of. I was wondering what you HC as happening to Emily's dad.
katie!! hello! i'm glad you've stopped by.
so i have a few ideas about what happened to emily's dad. but I'm gonna share the one that makes me the happiest, not the one that makes the most sense hahaha
elizabeth and henry got together as a means of political gain for elizabeth. she wanted power and there was nothing more powerful in washington in the 1960s than a prentiss.
they were in their late-twenties/early thirties when they connected at some kind of networking something. henry had a law degree to cover his ass with the family but no one needed to know that he got his undergraduate degree in studio art alongside whatever major made mommy and daddy happy. probably political science or economics.
henry worked the political circles for a while but instead of spending his free time doing more work, he would go to one of his family's mountainside cabins and paint the scenery or, because it was the 1960s, he would dress up in all black from head to toe to conceal his identity and would support protest efforts from the major civil rights groups that welcomed ally support. (it worked well for him because he both could hide from his family and also he would only be doing what he was told by those with more experience in civil unrest as to not harm the cause more than help)
once he met elizabeth, though, his parents pushed them together despite him not really being interested in marrying someone. what he found, though, is that underneath the cold, ambitious exterior that is elizabeth prentiss, in her youth, there was someone joyful and funny and kind. their partnership was a bit unconventional that way but they did genuinely fall in love before elizabeth switched into 100% politician mode. he, of course, still loved her long after she stopped being his Bizzie, but their relationship was never really the same.
emily was born about a year after the wedding. henry was so excited to have emily and elizabeth definitely used that to her advantage. she never really wanted to put in the effort to be a mother, she would never jeopardize her career like that. but she knew to be taken seriously in the wealthy social circles, she needed to have a child whom she could flaunt. so here we have emily.
it was around the time that emily turned one that henry finally dropped out of the political circus. he had been resistant to it for most of his life and eventually he decided that being there for emily was more important than keeping up appearances, especially considering that emily really only had one active parent.
this bliss lasted until emily was about school age. five to six years post re-entry to the workforce, elizabeth prentiss was taking the capitol by storm. she had just secured her first station as an ambassador, so it was time for emily to become her little doll. her perfect little picture of wealth.
henry hated this. he wanted so much more for emily and he tried to push back against elizabeth's wishes. elizabeth, however, had no patience for such games and when emily was around the age 7, said to henry, "i have excused your lifestyle for the entirety of our relationship despite how damaging it is to my reputation. you will not corrupt emily, too, and if you refuse to stop interfering with the correct way to raise a child of such status, i will leave you and they will give me full custody of her to do as i please."
that was the day that henry stopped loving elizabeth. he, however, knew that she was right. she had the prentiss name and the governmental power and wealth. she didn't need him anymore and the court would always rule in her favor.
so, henry caved. he let elizabeth rule the household so that he could still be around for emily. until about age 12, he played these games with elizabeth. but five years of being dictated by elizabeth prentiss and watching the way that emily was so tortured by her despite his best efforts, he turned to the bottle.
henry's alcoholism never got severe to the point of intervention, medical or familial. but as any addiction would, it began to change him and his priorities. more and more often, henry would find himself back in the states at his mountainside cabins to do his art, too lost in his own mental anguish and suffering to truly be able to care for emily the way he had promised to.
12 is such a fraught age for a child to lose a parent, even if the parent is still alive and around, so emily turned to her mother and did everything she could to please her mother to try and get some of the love and attention she was missing now that her father was no longer acting in the capacity he normally did.
elizabeth, however, still was the same ambitious woman who didn't actually want a child, so all of emily's attempts failed. by the age of 14, emily had completely disregarded any hopes of finding that parental love again and began to act out. (this is the beginning of the emily we see in the show that is rebellious, loyal, and a risk-taker).
when emily had her abortion, she went and spent a couple weeks with her father in Maine, taking a break from Rome. he had officially separated from elizabeth but the divorce would never come because neither person wanted to deal with the public fall out. so, instead, elizabeth would excuse his absence by saying he was on humanitarian efforts abroad and henry would simply interact only with the people who had no idea what a prentiss was.
henry had cleaned up his act a little bit by the time emily came to visit and though she never told him why she was there, henry offered her the support she needed. she was, after all, a daddy's girl and henry could always read her like a book.
when emily returned to rome, she begged her mother to let her move to be with her father and elizabeth pulled the same shit on emily that she did with henry all those years ago. this enraged emily but she knew better than to test the woman who threatened to take away all contact with her father and would be able to do it.
this is when we get goth emily, cigarette emily, sad emily.
she doesn't really see henry again until her senior year when she's back in DC so that she can graduate from an American high school. he's around a lot more but emily had become hardened and icy, her thick walls up so high that henry would have no chance at getting past them. so, he took what he could from emily and tried his best. emily, however, only saw that her dad wasn't there for her the way that he was when she was a kid and it made her resentful of him.
in college, elizabeth and henry finally divorced because the emily bargaining chip was no longer an option. emily saw this and just kept on keeping on the path of avoiding her parents and doing whatever she wanted to do as much as possible.
it's not until after doyle (the first time long before the bau) that emily finally reunites with her father.
after being in such a traumatizing situation, emily takes time in the mountains with her dad and they bond and find the beginnings of that relationship they once had. it's so healing for both of them. emily learns that her dad's an artist and henry learns that emily actually is a really talented musician. henry teaches emily some art stuff and she catches on super quickly, so they spend time together making these absolutely beautiful pieces of art. this is a hobby emily keeps for the rest of her life and often she will sketch when she's stressed on a case.
at the bau, we see a lot from elizabeth in the beginning because she needs emily to help with her russia shit. we also hear more about elizabeth because she's still a prominent political figure. but behind the scenes, emily spends time with her dad and calls him on the weekends and things of the like. because she's so intensely private, no one at the bau really knows about henry and his significance to emily.
doyle round two we find emily hiding in paris and her dad ends up following her there. don't ask me how he figures it out, idk. but because no one knows about him, especially doyle, there really is no danger. again, this is the version that makes me happy, not makes the most sense.
henry keeps emily sane while she is away.
henry also moves to London with emily so she isn't alone after the bau.
and he follows her home when she becomes unit chief.
henry passes away around season 15 of criminal minds and that's when the bau finally learns about him and his significance.
emily came out to henry when she was a teenager without thinking much of it and henry always loved emily's girlfriends.
that's what i think happened to emily's dad.
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s1e6 trailer
I had a lot of fun doing this last time, so I want to give it a go this time. I got a lot of things right, some wrong, too, but I really enjoy the episode trailers.
Again, warning: THIS IS GOING TO BE FULL OF BOOK SPOILERS. If that is not for you, then move on. I know nothing about future episodes of the show, obviously, but I have read the books. Also, keep in mind that next episode takes place 10 years after this one.
Ok, so, to start, we get this shot of Caraxes' butt that I'm including because DRAGONS. I don't exactly know where he's flying to, but probably either Driftmark or Dragonstone. Given that he is married to Laena at this point, it *should* be Driftmark. If they have Rhaenyra living at court rather than on Dragonstone where she is in the books, then this is probably Dragonstone.
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That said, there is this scene in the small council meeting where they are talking about Daemon and the stepstones and not knowing where Daemon actually IS. Now, in book canon, Daemon and Laena go to Essos for a few years and only come back to live on Driftmark after their twins are about 6 months old. However, given that the girls look to be like 10-ish? in this trailer, this would be long after they return from Pentos, so I'm unsure why they don't know where Daemon is. I do like, though, how rather than being excluded by her father as she has been thus far, she now has her own little ball thing (hers is black and Alicent's is green, which...heyo, it's like these showrunners actually know what foreshadowing is.) and is obviously actively participating. The two of them being on the SC is interesting because it will give a lot more reasons for Alicent to even HAVE a faction at court.
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Next, we have this shot of Aemond Targaryen's young actor with fire reflecting on him:
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Followed by this shot:
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Now, Aemond DOES claim a dragon when he's younger, but I don't think this is that scene because that's clearly not Vhagar. I'm actually pretty sure that's Seasmoke. And this is for a few reasons. 1, that dragon is way too small to be Vhagar and Vhagar is way too big to be making her lair underground in a cave that might actually be part of the dragon pit (maybe, bc of the carvings.). Seasmoke never lived in the Dragonpit, but I'm not sure if they're going to have Rhaenyra and Laenor living apart like in the books, or what. We'll see. Other shots in the trailer certainly seem to imply that they're living at court. The other reason I don't think that's Vhagar is because we have this shot of her from the weeks ahead trailer, and her body shape looks nothing like that:
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She doesn't have those horns, she has that weird like gobble thing, she's all wrinkly and broken down. But there's also a shot in one of the series trailers of Aemond - that same actor, not the adult actor - walking on the beach presumably on his way to claim Vhagar after Laena's death. So, I actually don't think we're completely done with time jumps, because the adult actor for Aemond is also in the trailers. Anyway, I believe that Aemond either tries to claim Seasmoke and fails, or passes him on the way to Vhagar.
Next we have this shot of Aegon kicking Jacaerys into the dirt in the Red Keep's practice yard.
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This is pretty consistent with how the boys interact in the books. They don't like each other. Behind them is standing Ser Harwyn "Breakbones" Strong, who is Rhaenyra's baby daddy (so Aegon is kicking his son into the dirt.). He's looking way better than we last saw him, wearing some shiny new armor and sporting a fresh haircut:
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They're also starting to lean hard into the color coding. Breakbones is in black, Aegon is in green, and Rhaenyra's kids are in black and red.
Meanwhile, Viserys, looking noticeably more decrepit, watches from a balcony above, smiling indulgently because apparently he has just gone full idiot mode and doesn't see how his son kicking his grandson down and beating the snot out of him might be a bad thing. He also appears to be either in a wheelchair, or only walks from place to place now. I thought the white behind him might be another person bending over or something, but I think it's actually just like some blankets or furs on the chair. Breakbones's dad is still hand, and is aging with considerably more grace than Viserys.
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Next is Laena, pregnant with her & Daemon's 3rd kid, with who I'm fairly certain is Rhaena in her lap. The reason I think it's Rhaena is because she's seen with this egg a couple of times, and by this age Baela already had Moondancer. Morning is pink & black and the egg itself is black, so I mean it COULD be Morning's egg, but I kind of think Morning's would be pinker. At the start of the war the girls are sent to the Vale for safety, and Rhaena takes 3 of Syrax's eggs with her, so I'm not entirely sure if this is Morning's egg or not. Moondancer is light green and pearl, so given that the show also seems to keep with the book thing where the egg colors reflect the dragon colors, I don't think a black egg is going to make a green and pearl dragon.
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Then it cuts to this scene of one of those like iron incubator things with two people standing behind it. The egg does look black like the egg in the shots with Rhaena, but Rhaena's holding the egg in all of those scenes and there's something about this that makes me think hatchery not Rhaena's egg:
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Like IDK it's not explicitly stated, but the eggs that the Targaryens carry around and eggs in the hatcheries are spoken about differently in the text to me. There's something more personal about them that sort of implies lots of close contact with the owner.
First clear shot we get of Aegon II the asshole usurper with Breakbones in the background. Like this kid just looks as if he needs a punch in the face.
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Anyhow, next is Rhaena holding her egg near the fire. I think this is the shot directly before the one where she's on Laena's lap:
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Laena telling Daemon something about being the blood of old Valyria or whatever. He's probably having another SadBoi moment and she wants to get laid so she's building him up like Mysaria used to. I can feel in my bones that however long we have Laena for (IMO 2 eps max.), it isn't going to be enough.
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Now this...look at this beautimus moment. This is Daemon and Laena riding together on Caraxes and Vhagar respectively. This is...god...I cannot WAIT for this. This is actually book canon, too, they used to hang out with Rhaenyra and ride their dragons a lot (I am firmly on team thruple.). But look at this old lady!!!! No, I don't know why there are a bunch of ropes on her. Probably because she's so big or whatever. But what I DO know is that she's so goddamned big that her far wing has *distance haze*.
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Next, the dragon keepers are bringing out this lil guy in chains:
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In one of the earlier trailers we saw this scene and I thought it was Sunfyre, but I've since changed my mind. I now think this is Vermax, and I'll explain why a little bit further down. For now, YAY MORE DRAGONS!!!
Rhaenyra and Jacaerys in the hall outside their rooms, while Rhaenyra holds Joffrey. Something has drawn their attention out into the hall, and I thiiiiiiink it might be something to do with the previous shot and the dragons, because we see him in those derpy PJs later on, too.
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This is Lyonel Strong talking to Viserys. The shot changes to Harwin while the voiceover says "a father compromised by the acts of a son". Now, Breakbones is removed as Rhaenyra's sworn shield and sent back to Harrenhal, and his father goes with him. Not a ton of detail is given, but it's assumed to have something to do with the whole baby daddy thing. They both die in a fire later that year. Harrenhal might be cursed, but one can only assume that in HotD that curse's name is Daemon Targaryen. However, we know even less about why exactly Lyonel left his position and went home, but I am thinking that we'll find out in e6.
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Next is Breakbones beating the shit out of Crispin Cole during that same scene where Aegon kicks Jace. That's Aemond and Aegon behind them on the left, and Lucaerys and Jacaerys to the right. You can see the color coding pretty clearly here. I think we happens is that the boys are being trained and Crispin and Breakbones have like a "let us show you how it's done" moment and it gets out of hand and he has to be yanked off by the Kingsguard. This is another awesome moment that Condall has been doing a lot of where he takes scenes from the book that he couldn't use in their original context and uses them in a new one. Because at the Rhaenyra/Laenor wedding tourney Harwin hands Crispin his ass and breaks a few of his bones (hence the nickname.), but obviously they can't show that and it didn't happen in HotD.
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Luc and Jace watching them fight some more. I'm only adding this one because the look on Jace's face cracks me up. He's derpy looking in that way that only young boys can be derpy looking.
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But yeah, this is all foreshadowing for when Aemond gets his ass beat and his eye put out.
Alicent being her hateful self and accusing Rhaenyra of having 3 bastards instead of 3 trueborn sons. Which...I mean...she DOES, but like shut up and let it go, man. Stop being so GD jealous that Rhaenyra got some good dick and doesn't have to sleep with a rotting old man.
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Lyonel speaking to someone, which I believe is related to the scene above where he was talking to Viserys and another one I'm going to add. I believe he's telling his son to stop screwing Rhaenyra because "people have eyes" and they can see that those aren't Laenor's kids.
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Now I think the whole consequences for the father bc of the son thing is Lyonel landing in the black cells and being tortured to reveal that Harwin fathered the boys. The reason I think that is because of this shot, which I lightened in PS:
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Sometimes i'm not so great with faces but I think...? that's Lyonel? He might have too much hair. IDK, who do you guys think it is? Or do you just know who it is bc you're better than I am at faces? ^_^
Here we have Jace saying Dracarys:
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And some shots of that same dragon from earlier that myself and others originally thought was Sunfyre, but I now think is Vermax, roasting a goat:
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(I lightened it a bit)
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(this one too)
Now...I think that this is a Syrax/Caraxes baby. The dragons don't usually pass their colors on to their babies, but I see no reason why they couldn't, and doesn't this guy look a bit like someone mixed a yellowish body with pinkish/red wings? And look at his horn shape. Here's front pic so you can see it better:
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He's got almost the same horns as Caraxes. He doesn't have the longboy neck, but that was apparently a mutation and whatnot, so he probably inherited Syrax's body shape instead. He has Syrax's like rounded skull shape, but his frills are like off to the sides of his neck like Caraxes. Here's a lightened picture from earlier in the trailer:
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IDK guys, I think Vermax could be a Syrax/Caraxes baby. What do you think?
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"The Goode Family" Observations Part 2
The Father is practically wearing a fedora. It is so awful. Kind of hate the jokes that a (Working Class) Butch Lesbian Couple is "disgusting". Not a great look that it came from both the "Progressive" Characters and Conservative Character. The show really does feel like its simping for the Upper Class. Mostly comes from the mother, who's unresolved daddy issues keeps manifesting into a call for acceptance from folks who will barely tolerate her. I kind of hate the character who's just there to make "lonely woman" jokes. I get it, she doesn't f*ck much, she's fat, and she has no kids. Move on. I think I hate the Mother the most. She does represent performative activism. She can never just do a good deed, she needs to announce it to everyone and she is desperate for praise. Wow an Animated Sitcom made by Mike Judge where the Mother is the worst character... how unsurprising. *Cough* Peggy Hill *Cough* The show has two modes for the family, them recycling or them being racist.
The family is fine with prescription pills, but not pain killers... A few episodes in, and there's already no consistency. I know the easy deflection is "the Left is inconsistent", but tbh this just feels like an oversight. The mother does not want her daughter to "leach off the system". Which. I just think the phrasing is very Conservative. Okay... so the "Progressive" Father is.... anti-graffiti and pro-abstinence. Its interesting, because these writers have Conservative Leanings and want their show to still endorse Conservatism to a degree, so you get the Reasonable Members of the Liberal Family repeating Conservative Talking Points... even though they are still supposed to be the loony liberal. This show is really really really trying to do "the minorities have it easier". Between the Anti-Affirmative Action and the Graffiti Episode (where they imply that if the White Woman was a Person of Colour her sentence would be less severe). Damn. This is not the characters being racist. This is the show being racist. Damn. The Father and the Daughter are snitches. The Father was going to call the police on the graffiti artist, but stopped when he found out that it was his wife. And the daughter called the police on her friend, who was misusing government funds. Scumbags. The father loves Che Guevara, but only practices nonviolence. Okay. The whole family besides the dad believes protesting is "useless" and "stupid"... which... This show is interesting moral wise, because a lot of the family's activism is very individualist. Being Vegan, Composting, Recycling, Gardening, the Solar Panels, etc. Almost everything they do is hyper-individualist. So to see attempts at collective action to be met with "its useless" is interesting. Again. Conservative Writers. Making a show about the Left, but still uplifting Conservative Beliefs (whether knowingly or unknowingly) such as the hyper-individualism that plagues the United States. I do not think there is a single person on this show who has said anything nice about indigenous people. They either call 'em "backwards" or they are bringing back the phrase "noble savage".
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Chicago ring around doing this and they're asking why people don't get it I love them they'll get it and we get it we're top dogs and our son get some of it he's just hears you cuz he's trying to figure out why you're staring at him and they just coming out terrible and you really should stop doing it he does not handle it well has no idea why you're doing it and you just tone it down and you can't cuz your people for some reason or not responding they're in this mode where they got to do and they got to shut people up and they're going to overpower they keep doing it to him and you and everybody else this beer and whiskey company will get your mind off it and onto your people we're always fine anyways that are making them want to tons of stuff happening to make them want to calm down and try and do something like this. We agree it's better for both sides it's not as annoying this is blisteringly annoying people screaming stuff at our son he's going to realize I'm not you and you'll be penalized and they're saying you know anyways he's going not really it looks like you want to fight and you keep saying to people and saying it and then what are we doing wrong and people say anything and people don't need to know we're sending code you're stupid and they're doing it on their own and it's just because of their reaction to what's going on and it's also a phase the next plan this is one of the ways. And mac daddy wants to do it and her son but really he's more like are into it Mac and they took over their jobs they did it before and they think they can win with it so it could be a win-win for you but we think that something has to change if this doesn't go or work then we do see what it is you just want to sit squat and sit fat right in the way it's going to be the final test because it's a lot of money and if you turn it around and say no or turn it away and others it's we understand if you say no but really what you said makes sense if you say no then what do we have what choice do we have you just want people to die off and that's not something we're going to allow or our people to close yourself it's stupid to close yourself off so you're all military and you're getting your ass kicked granted it's a dream come true for the foreigners and us but we'd like to see you try something different
Thor Freya
We're going to give it a try and it's not really much work taking all the bottles you get it going you guys are the ones brewing it and delivering it all we have to do is order it and stock it and kind of market it and sell it a little it really it sells itself and there's going to be so many brands and names it'll be madness but each of us has a different one I'll tell you what I want to get going on it right now and he says it's a little late but we can try and contact the agent tomorrow and we know what he's saying I have an agent for certain activities and they're going to go ahead and do it and it's same with my friend over here Ben and it's a great deal of fun to do this kind of thing but it is dangerous and risky and he says it's not as dangerous and risk is what you're doing nobody wants to stuff blared in your face to me it's a waste of time what am I supposed to do beat everybody up we got that too it's really just a hassle for him they can read the code millions of times millions of ways and they already do and they're like trying to shout it out and he says you are talking to the wrong person I come fully armed and it's true too it's just really bad it is not helping us this is a way to get out of it by getting into it and it's our way I think it would work and we have to think of something
Mac Daddy
Everybody thinks the alcohol is bad and we think it's good in this case and this is my picture above and we spoke to a little but not on screen no we did it before and my character was pictured in the article on this blog and I did a very nice job. I'm saying is this medicine sucks so bad it sucks the life out of you and we're all kind of into it but it's it's made our lives horrible we're all on this stuff and we're not even up top side this is how I don't want to be in this medicine makes me feel sick it's poison and he's on it so he doesn't become huge and we all start doing it cuz he is find out we're all dying and if he became huge you being a lot of trouble he's way too big like King Kong and who knows what causes you might be a dinosaur primate or they may have made a big sweet survive and they said it's could be both because they did do that and also I figured out something he's got secrets and this is how it goes we want to know what's going on and really if I go through there and I'm smiling and I look like this I don't bother people and I act and say normal things nobody really freaks out but the way I'm doing is terrible he says we're all like tweakers or meth heads still from the low desert that's a problem we're acting like that a little out there and only really bad when we're on meth now it's terrible everyone's acting like they're overdosing on me everyday it's horrible ship out of here and ship Jesus out Jesus Christ if we took over that place the computers are there probably have to just disable it anyways and it's not a big deal this is hell just torturing the s*** out of him doesn't want to hear about his dead brother who's stuck with his head separated I mean it's just disgusting he's a kid and he's a giant is terrible. Can we see them in the past and they get angry go off a brood think about it and find a way to get back to you it's not really doing that that much cuz we're all doing but it's people are and they're sending out orders and getting things done and they're Giants and there's a huge attitude there because it's confidence and we call it arrogance but it's really not we can be in a lot of trouble the only way to get through it might be to go downwards an intervance we're going upwards but really go down and you slow down and it works
Whiskey Joe Hank and that's one of the names for this the beer one is crazy Joe Hank
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𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐒 ( 𝐃. 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐘 )
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pairing(s)— drew starkey x female reader
summary — your boyfriend looks a bit too good in outer banks season two, leading to you craving him during the worst time possible
warnings — breeding kink, spitting, praise, pet names, overstimulation, semi-public sex, daddy kink, unprotected sex, rough sex, dirty talk, smut mfs, graphic descriptions, & choking
As much as you hated Rafe Cameron, you had to admit that he was played by one hot mother fucker. And you weren’t just saying that because you were in a committed relationship with said hot mother fucker. Well… you were, but shut the hell up. You were dating Drew Starkey of all people and he was one of the hottest men you had ever encountered. Of course he made your panties soaked without even trying to.
Watching Drew on screen had your panties soaked in seconds. You didn’t know what came over you but the sight of your boyfriend playing some crazy rich boy that didn’t know when to stop was attractive. It was mainly because it was Drew and anything your boyfriend did was automatically hot to you but seeing him so… aggressive did something to you. It made you want to find out if Rafe’s aggression was something that was made up or something that Drew had deep inside of him.
Hopefully it was the latter because you were really in the mood to be man-handled.
You were surrounded by your friends unfortunately. You loved their company, especially JD and Rudy who never failed to make you laugh but you needed to have an orgasm and they weren’t going to offer one to you so they all needed to leave. Well, maybe you should’ve left since you guys were all in Chase and Madelyn’s apartment but that’s not what happened. Of course not. You were reckless and didn’t care if anyone heard you getting your brains fucked out. So you just went ahead and did what you had to in order to get fucked.
You made sure to keep your voice low as you leaned towards your boyfriend who was engrossed in the show that he stared in. You wondered if he was admiring himself just like you were. Probably was considering nobody could resist his looks, not even himself.
“Rafe what nice hands you have.”
You whispered, giggling as Drew looks down at you with an amused look.
“Why thank you.” Drew said, feigning a serious expression. You assumed that was him activating Rafe mode. What get it was, it made you clench your legs together to stop yourself from staining Madelyn’s couch with your juices.
“I wonder how much better they would look around my neck.” You said, smirking when Drew’s eyes clouded with lust instantly. Wasn’t hard to get him riled up thank god. Made it easier for you.
“Get your ass to the bathroom now.” Drew ordered, tossing the blanket off of the two of you. His boner was evident but he didn’t seem to care about who saw him aroused.
“But what about—“
“Don’t act like you care about them now.” He scoffed.
He was right too. You didn’t care that the others were right next to you guys, even if you did care, you wouldn’t let that stop you from being fucked. So you sucked down the bit of embarrassment that came with getting up in front of everyone and walking towards the bathroom with Drew following right behind you. It was pretty clear what was happening but the boys, being the idiots they were, were confused to the sudden departure of their two friends.
“Uh, you guys got to shit or something?” Rudy asked the two, furrowing his eyebrows as he looked at the couple who seemed to be in a rush.
Drew didn’t make any movements to turn around and say something, not wanting to show his boner off to his bros so that meant you had to be the one to lie. “Oh, um, Drew isn’t feeling too well. Just making sure he doesn’t throw up on you guys.” You told them. Drew backed you up by coughing but that still didn’t convince most of them.
“You don’t have to lie Y/N.” Madelyn scoffed.
“What?”
“A girl has needs. We get it. Just turn on the shower so we don’t hear you moaning and crap.” Madelyn instructed you two, waving her hand dismissively as she focused back on her shows
“Ew! What!?” Rudy gagged, looking at the two of you in shock. But Drew was tired of talking so he just grabbed your ass and pulled you into him.
“Bring your ass on.” He whispered.
You moaned as he grabbed your ass with both hands, relishing in how close you were to him. The two of you made your way to the bathroom as you began to undress, not in the mood for anything other than having your brains fucked out and airway restricted by Drew’s massive hands. Which he was on board with providing since he was already unbuckling his belt.
You reached over and turned the shower on, respecting Madelyn’s wishes of at least making sure the others didn’t hear you despite knowing what was as going on. While you did so, Drew took it upon himself to smack your ass with all his strength which made you moan in pain and pleasure.You looked over your shoulder at him, playfully rolling her eyes when he shrugged innocently. You knew how much he was obsessed with your ass so you just let him have his fun. Even more obsessed with that than your lips and hands. And he loved those two parts of you.
Drew also loved to do the work for you, treating you like the queen he thought you were. As you pressed your back against the door of the bathroom, Drew took it upon himself to pull your sweatpants down your legs himself and get a whiff of all the arousal that has pooled in your underwear.
It smelt like fucking heaven to him. He couldn’t get enough of just how addicting you were to him, a drug that he couldn’t get enough of. If he could overdose on your love and how much you made him feel like the luckiest man on earth, he would’ve died a long time ago.
“You’re so wet for me, Princess.” He smirked, teasing you by brushing his nose up against your sensitive area. “Thank you so much. You’re always so ready for me.”
“Anything for you daddy.” You whimpered, grabbing ahold of his hair. “Please do something.”
“You’re such a good girl. Asking nicely and shit. How could I say no?” He said, tugging your panties down and immediately licking a stripe up your cunt.
Your back arched as pleasure shot through your body, a pornographic moan leaving your mouth. A bit embarrassing but he made you feel too good to hold it in so you didn’t really care. Your nails dug into his scalp as he devoured you as if you were his last meal, moaning and whimpering got him to go faster. He obliged to what you wanted, speeding his tongue up and even pressing his nose against your clit which made you scream his name out.
That made him pull away from you though, disappointment clear on your face as your orgasm faded as fast as it approached. The sight of him with your juices dripping from his lips was almost enough to make you cum right then and there though so you weren’t complaining at all. You knew whatever you did or said, he would still give you how many orgasms you wanted until his couldn’t anymore. And he could go on way longer than you so that wasn’t a problem.
“Drew! Why did you stop?” You whined, pouting your lips as he pinned you against the door.
“I let you make so many mistakes, Princess. But come on, you know that’s not my name.” Drew sighed, brushing his lips against yours. Your eyes rolled back at the taste of his lips mixed with your juices but you knew you couldn’t relish in the feeling for too long.
“I’m sorry daddy.” You muttered, leaning forward and giving him a sweet kiss that instantly made him your own personal sex toy again. Like said before, he would do anything for you no matter what you did or said.
“It’s fine.” He smiled, grabbing your hand and pressing a kiss on the back of it. He always did like to be sweet to you before he absolutely defiled you. “I love you too much to say no to you.”
While Drew pulled his pants down to his knees, letting his dick hang there for you to stare at it, you stepped out of your sweatpants fully. Your panties were still caught around your ankles but since Drew was already down getting undressed as much as he needed to, he didn’t give you any time. He lifted you up onto the sink with ease, ducking and coming up through your legs so that you now had him trapped between your legs. Just the way he liked it.
“You’re such a little slut for me.” Drew told you, reaching forward and grabbing you by your throat. “How did I get so lucky? You’re amazing.”
“Thank you daddy.” You heaved, looking down at where he was absentmindedly teasing your slit with the tip of his dick.
Drew didn’t take long before he thrusted into you, ripping a moan from both of you. The shower wasn’t doing much at this point. It was just ambience to the moment that she was sharing with her boyfriend who had fulfilled her wish of choking her. Which he was doing a good job at since he had tightened his grip around her throat as he started to thrust in and out at a rapid pace. Each thrust was fueled by passion and lust, both emotions driving Drew to make you cum as quickly as possible.
You felt your stomach tighten as your orgasm approached you, scratching at Drew’s hand to let him know. The way you clenched around him let him know too, also sending him towards his orgasm. Just a little more and he would be there, cumming inside of you and getting you pregnant. At least, hopefully he would. He gripped your neck even harder now, snapping his hips back and forth as he reached down and started rubbing your clit. He was doing so much and you were grateful that your boyfriend knew how to push you over the edge.
“Can I cum in you this time?” Drew asked you, looking at you with hooded eyes. His stamina was depleting by the second but he would rather die than leave you without at least two orgasms.
Drew always asked to come inside of you even though you told him that you didn’t care if he got you pregnant. It was a sweet thing that he still asked for permission but now you had to gather enough strength to muster up a complete sentence that pleases what he wanted. “Yes daddy! Cum inside me please, give me all your babies!” You cried out, gripping on his hand as you felt your orgasm hit you like a truck.
“Thank you so much.” He whispered, giving you a particular thrust that just turned you into a puddle of arousal.
“I’m cumming, oh my god!” You screamed, slapping his hand as your body started to shake uncontrollably.
Your toes curled as you came, moaning so loud that Drew winced at the high pitched sound. He loved your moans though. He loved them so much that he had a whole video collection of you cumming so he could listen to them and get off when he was away filming. He never wanted them to stop which is why he didn’t stop fucking you even though your poor pussy had been abused and worn out for the rest of the day. Hell, the rest of the week.
You whined as your sensitive bud was rubbed again, reaching down and grabbing Drew’s hand to stop him from making you cum hard a second time. Which would surely hurt a bit considering you were already ready to go home and sleep in your bed.
“You don’t want one more?” Drew asked you, confused to why you stopped him. Thing is, you only stopped his hand. His hips were still slamming into yours, making you moan non stop as you struggled to tell him.
“I— I don’t think I can.” You whimpered.
“You’re strong Princess.” He told him, his gentle words contrasting the way he was viciously using your body as a fuck toy. You loved every second of it. “Just take my dick some more. You got this.” He said, rubbing your clit again.
“Daddy!” You screamed, suddenly hit with another orgasm. Your eyes rolled back in your head and you could’ve sworn that you stopped breathing for a second as you came on his pelvis for the second time in ten minutes.
“You’re going to look so beautiful with my baby in your belly. All swole and shit.” Drew told you, “I’m thinking a son, what do you think?” He asked you.
“I don’t care!” You yelled.
“But I do, so answer me or I’ll fuck you until you cant walk for the week.” Drew told you.
“I want a boy!” You told him, gasping for air as you tried to compose yourself. It was too hard though so you just gave up and let him use you to get off.
“So he can grow up and be amazing like his father?” Drew questioned.
“Yes Drew! Yes!” You exclaimed, not in the right head space to follow the rules you had established for sex. Not that Drew cared at this point either.
“I’ll let that fuck up slide.” He growled, cutting your airway off completely for a few seconds as his orgasm overcame him.
He grunted as he emptied himself inside of you, silently wishing that you got pregnant later on. He slammed into you a few more times as he fully rode out his orgasm, then he finally let go of your neck and let you breathe in the air you desperately needed. He rested his head against your shoulder as the two of you enjoyed each other’s company while you guys gathered yourselves and relaxed.
But Madelyn decided enough was enough after 15 minutes of you guys hogging her bathroom.
“Okay now, you horny bastards, stop wasting our damn water!”
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