#he pissed on my fucking wife

[lxikoniko]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: DOLPH LASERHAWK IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

#rayman #captain laserhawk #he pissed on my fucking wife

[encryptedbread]

Just saw sonic three early, loved the scene where Eggman was on his moon base and said

"I'll be right back, I've gotta go take a piss, afterwards I'll make my announcement to the world"

(Apparently there's a tag limit, so I couldn't put the full thing in the tags

#HE'S PISSING ON THE MOON #I have an announcement to make #shadow the hedgehog #is a bitchass mother fucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #he took his little hedgehog fucking quilly dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “this big” #and i said that's disgusting #so im making a call out post on my twitter dot com #shadow the hedehhog #you have a small dick #it's the size of this wall nut #except way smaller #and guess what #here's what my dong looks like #bwooooooggg #all point #no pillows #look at that it looks like two balls and a dong #he fucked my wife #so im gonna fuck the earth #that's right #that's right this is what you get #MY SUPER LASER PISS #except on not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #IM PISSING ON THE MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

[bluegumballsonofabitch]

guys… i found a picture of eggman’s wife on twitter dot com…

i think i know his password form rouge, she told me…

maybe i should just-

hmm

maybe i could like

…

e-g-g

LETS GO IT ACTUALLY WORKED

now

what to do now…..

aha!

i know…

“IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT-“

#i’ve come to make an announcment #shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mf #he pissed on my fucking wife #eggmans twitter #e g g #i fucked your wife #i’m coming for your twitter next

[birdbonechai]

xero moment

I've come to make an announcement: The Pale King's a bitch ass motherfucker

He pissed on my fucking sleep paralysis demon

That's right, he took his… fucking WHATEVER HE HAS out, and he pissed on my fucking Sleep paralysis demon

And he said his stupid wyrm flat spot was "this big", and I said "that's disgusting"

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Pale King, you got a small …whatever

It's the size of this Geo except way smaller

And guess what? here's what my nonexistent dong looks like

That's right baby

All points, no STUPID FUCKING WYRM ANATOMY, no pillows

Look at that, it looks like nothing but it’s better than yours

He fucked my sleep paralysis demon so guess what, I'm going to fuck the Earth

That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS

Except I'm not going to piss on the Earth

I'm going to go higher, I'm pissing ON THE MOON

How do you like that, eh? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of My sight before I piss on you too

#hollow knight #shitpost #hollow knight shitpost #he pissed on my fucking wife #but it’s not his wife #eh who cares #I promise I’ll make actual art soon #hollow knight xero

[kowtownart]

I've come to make an announcement-

#hehehe #the-spam-specialist #snapcube #sonic the hedgehog dub #snapcube dub #HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #sona #lee #my art #kowtownart

[gessshoku]

Why did I have a dream about sonic characters

#and why did I dream tails gave me coffee while blushing #Ohmygod shadow was there too #in fact- SHADOW THE HEDGE HOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER #HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE #THATS RIGHT- #HE TOOK HIS QUILLY DICK AND HE SAID IT WAS #T h is B i g #AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING

[disappointingcabbage]

I watched some of snapcube’s sonic fandubs and now I can’t stop thinking about how much of a bitch ass motherfucker shadow the hedgehog is and I think I’m going to piss on the moon about it.

#shitpost #I’ve come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog #is a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #that’s right #he took his hedgehog fuckin quickly dick out #and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was THIS BIG #snapcube #sonic fandub #super laser piss

[a-witch-that-maybe-exists]

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. U fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Dr. Robotnik (i think)

#shadow the hedgehog #is a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife

[strawberry71]

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Tumbler, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #shadow the hedgehog #jokeing #copy and paste

[painfullyconfused]

#*shakes this like a bag full of dog treats* #COME GET IT #i’ve come to make an announcement #shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right #he took his fucking hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my FUCKING WIFE #and he said his dick was T H I S B I G #and i said thats disgusting #so im making a callout post on my twitter.com #shadow the hedgehog #you gotta small dick #its the size of the wallnut except WAY SMALLER #and guess what heres what my fucking dong looks like #*blows up a space rock* #thats right baby #ALL POINTS #NO QUILLS #NO PILLOWS #look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong #he fucked my wife so guess what IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH #THATS RIGHT #this is what u get #my SUPER LAZOR PISS #except im not gonna piss on the earth #im gonna go higher #im pissing on the MOON #HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?? #i pissed on the moon u IDOIT

[kipmudd]

also since ive been rewatching all of the snapcube real-time fan dubs heres some goofy fanart of the haha funny eggman speech

#sonic #sonic fandom #snapcube #dr eggman #sonic adventure 2 #sa2 fandub #shadow the hedgehog #he pissed on my fucking wife

[oddanon]

wouldnt it be silly goofy if i just

posted a couple o' WIPs?

wouldnt it

#odd rambles #OddAnon Art #<New tag :0 #tommyinnit #my ocs #knox is a bitchass motherfcuker #he pissed on my fucking wife #thats right-

[saturninemartial]

"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker" is one of the most iconic quotes of our lifetime.

#HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

[c0rv1dco]

Day 139 of drawing ponk until hes added to the qsmp

@routeriver @bdaycheesecake @snails-are-made-of-jelly @evren-sadwrn

Full under cut

#ponk #ponk fanart #c!ponk #c!ponk fanart #c!eret #c!fundy #c!eret fanart #c!fundy fanart #fundy is a bitchass mother fucker he pissed on my wife thats right he lulled his furry trans air-dick out and pissed on mt fucking wife #fundy #eret #dsmp #dsmp slasher #corcoart

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[stagred]

Every time you make a post about me being a terrible person because you believe something posted by the man who hit me and tried to rape me, and his partner who explicitly stated he wants to beat me to death with a barbed wire wrapped bat, I get even stronger and I post even more fucked up shit. I also gain new followers, so that's neat!!! Love you guys 💛

#👁️ skeptic; ooc. #Mobile #Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife