#he must be a god

[marxistgnome]

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

#star trek #ds9 #tng #wesley crusher type kids need more representation #it must be such a weird environment to go up in like cool but weird #like wheres that post about wesley being the weirdest kid in starfleet cos they're talking about a specific procedure and hes like #ha yeah reminds me of when the first officer got god like powers and aged me 10 years #that but every starship kid in every situation #yeah i grew up on one of yhe ships that prevented that romulan invasion i was playing dom jot on my padd at the time tho so i didn't notice

[rooolt]

I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear

#Guyyyys #Guys play in the space with me #She’s like “oh my god I’m enamored with him. He and everyone close to him must die” #Guyyyys please see my vision I’m actually obsessed with it #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year

[lilith-91]

Katara is so REAL for this :D

#avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #aang #kataang #She's dating the equivalent of a god in their world #damn right she must let everyone know he's taken LMAO #especially with aang's fangirls 😭

[time-woods]

EMOTIONAL WIN ! ! the bug lets his emotions make decisions for once !

#when ur bug has rsd #mf needs affirmations after everything man #ppl expect a mystery fantasy drama but its gonna end up being a story abt learning how to experience being yourself #a whole story just about experiencing emotions and how amazing and beautiful that can be #( with a side serving of heavily autistic experiences) #get praaaaankeed #i really dont get kissing but here it sorta made sense i think #kissing with mandibles must be a bit difficult #shoutout to unhinged jaw #chasing stars au #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time au #Sīdus the Fallen star #prismo the wishmaster #the carmine cavalier #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #this technically has a part 1 but i didnt line it or anything- i may add it onto this later if i feel like it #Sīdus is the one to usually instigate stuff but he makes sure Carma is the one to go further #kinda just letting him know that hes there for him but no matter what he gets to choose what hes comfortable with- #when hes in such an unfamiliar situation

[inkydiamonds]

I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING.

So. For people who are not Ethoslab watchers, in his most recent episode he showed off these beautiful statues Joel supposedly made of Etho in front of his house.

I figured Joel built them, and it seems Etho did too, because he sent Joel a message via mail about them.

This note... honestly surprised me a bit? I didn't think much of it at first, but the tone of it felt out of place. Obviously these two have this ongoing bit of being obsessed with each other, and they've done nothing recently but yes-and to the sun about it. This note seems to almost shut this bit down, saying "this bit hasn't gone too far yet, because I'm showing this on camera, but it's getting there." Which is a possible explanation for this note! But considering all they've done recently it feels very sudden.

And then. Joel claimed to not have built the statues. "Oh," I thought. "Joel is claiming not to have built the statues because he doesn't want to seem obsessed." Makes sense. Or maybe he *didn't* build the statues and someone is pranking them. That also makes sense.

But it was only when watching Joel talk about it on Impulse's stream, when I heard Joel say "honestly, I think Etho might have done it," that it clicked.

Oh.

This motherfucker.

He 100% did. That's why the message is so weird. Ethoslab built statues of himself outside Joel's base, messaged him via mail saying "that's kinda weird bro" and then DIDN'T EVER REVEAL THAT HE BUILT THEM. Oh my god THIS MAN...

From Etho's audience's perspective it just looks like Joel was continuing being obsessed with Etho, as usual, just another example in a long list. But *Joel* knows he didn't do that and *Etho* knows Joel will figure out who did. This mischievous motherfucker. Oh my godddd I hate them. Listening to him read back the note with that little smile in his voice. I am unwell. Why are they LIKE this

#hermitcraft #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #etho #smallishbeans #MEEEE WHEN I EXPLODE.. #WHY DID THEY DO THIS #it's possible that i am wrong. who knows #it could be like iskall. or Joel very convincingly lying #but even Joel said that the statues weren't even up for that long. Etho must have built them then like immediately sent him the message #exploding them with my mind #boat boys #smalletho #inkyspeaks #HE ALSO MADE IT THE THUMBNAIL OF HIS VIDEO...... #JUST. GOD

[weaponizedducks]

imagine what the ealdor villagers must have thought of merlin. when he lived there they thought he was a bit odd, probably accident prone, on the outside, bit of a funny guy. he had exactly one friend. all of a sudden he leaves to go to fucking camelot of all places. why? stfu we don't need a why. they think nothing of it and forget about him.

IMAGINE THEIR REACTION WHEN HE RANDOMLY SHOWS UP WITH THE FUCKING PRINCE OF CAMELOT, THEIR ENEMY, FOLLOWING HIM LIKE A LOST PUPPY. I WOULD BE SHOCKED OUT OF MY FUCKING SKIN IF A LITTLE WEIRDO REAPPEARED HAVING BAGGED A PRINCE. NO WONDER WILL WAS SUSPICIOUS. WHY IS AN ENEMY PRINCE HERE. WHY IS HE HARDCORE FLIRTING WITH MY BESTIE. WHY IS HE SO WHIPPED.

#if anyone has any fics like this pls rec them #ealdor #god they must have been so confused #merthur #outsider pov #merlin #hunith #bbc merlin #if leon were here he would be sufferin #i'm tagging it #long suffering leon #leon the long suffering #will of ealdor #arthur pendragon #blue rewatches merlin

[yourlocalabomination]

Your honour, they were simply just in a silly goofy mood.

#max looks like he’s auditioning to be apart of the band ghost- #my girl grace is innocent god forbid girls have hobbies #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #starkid fanart #fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #grace chasity #max jagerman #maxwell jagerman #my art

[999999999inadream]

toby fox needs to add like a bit of narration in deltarune abt kris like "they themmed they/themily down the stheirs" cus i cant go on seeing them constantly get he/himmed in yt comment sections

#this is my punishment for actually looking at yt comments isnt it #deltarune #kris dreemurr #maybe im looking too much into things but... #it also feels sorta. misogynistic when ppl default to he/him for androgynous/non binary characters #like ive seen multiple ppl use “well its understandable that ppl assume kris is a he when they have such masculine behaviours/hobbies” #the masculine behaviours and hobbies in question are being a prankster #i shit you not #like they called pranking... masc?? huh #can girls and others not get their silly on anymore?? #also like i said before with the exception of like frisk and chara like almost every nb character is masculinised #like napstablook monster kid #god there has to be more but my memory is shit atm and i also have to go eat dinner #but i wanna talk more abt like why it feels so misogynistic to me #i thinnk it has to do with the fact that defaulting to he/him just makes women feel like an afterthought. ig like unless its confirmed then #they must be a guy to be relevant or smth #and also like how much they gender entirely non gender specific things (see: pranking) #ofc it wouldnt be BETTER per se if they imagined these characters as girls but its smth ive noticed and i just get frustrated cus #it feels sexist but i cant FULLY articulate why #i feel like i had the answer a lil while ago but i forgot #i might come back to this who knows #wow ok rant over #for now

[angsty-art-ist]

are we gonna have a problem?

#i just think that they should get to be mean girls #also nibbly with braces is just very funny to me as a braces haver #eldritch god of hunger and consumption but he can’t have popcorn bc it gets stuck in his braces :( #arcades art #procreate #illustration #fanart #character design #hatchetfield #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield series #hatchetfield fanart #hatchetblr #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #the lords in black #t’noy karaxis #tinky #pokotho #pokey #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #nibblenephim #nibbly #bliklotep #blinky

[shalpilot]

he can take it off if he wants to

#one piece #eustass kid #killer op #trafalgar law #kidkiller #:) #geese art #also it’s snap release like a fuckjng cat collar #‘shal how the fuck is a scarf snap release’ #well you see. funney #other thought: must suck to be in the cold with a giant metal arm #god. he accidentally touches his face with it and then he’s stuck like that forever #or until it warms up. which presents its own issues #hm. going to draw him cooking eggs on his arm now I think

[muzzleroars]

the angels were broken of self-worship, yet their need for devotion must find a place if it is left empty

#ultrakill #gabriel #v1 #kind of combining some thoughts. about angels as gods and their opposing need to now worship #they cannot conceive of self-direction and know the punishment of worship directed to them #so he must seek something else to offer to #anyways. this took way longer than i meant it to #if i do anything other than a purely pastel palette i am lost. CLEARLY #doodle tag #decapitation cw

[epiclad]

"Godrick the Golden. Miquella and Malenia. General Radahn. Praetor Rykard. Lunar Princess Ranni.

Willful traitors all."

#margit #morgott #mohg #the omen twins #of all the demi-gods morgott is the most tragic #fighting for an order that shuns him #that plus the fact only he and godfrey even remotely acknowledge the strength of our tarnished #“well... thou art of passing skill... warrior blood must indeed flow through thy veins.” #my art #elden ring

[syn0vial]

i have absolutely zero interest in the "ascendant!astarion/obedient, submissive spawn!tav" content that everyone seems so crazy about, but you know what ascendant!astarion ship does intrigue me? ascendant!astarion/absolute!tav. astarion is tav's sire. tav is astarion's god. what the fuck would that even look like?

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #ascendant astarion #i'm just intrigued by the sudden reversal that must occur #astarion basically makes you his slave and gets to enjoy the power trip for all of like. two days. #and then suddenly you become a literal god and he just another of your worshipers #you know how ascendant!astarion says all cringey shit about tav sitting naked and obedient on his lap or w/e? #tav just doing an old switcheroo on that lil fantasy. yeah. yeah.

[p4nishers]

oh my god. it just hit me. the time they met in eden, the first time in crowley's mind, he asked aziraphale a question and instead of smiting him or ignoring him, he answered. for the first time in his demonic existence, someone answered a question for him without any thought, like he deserved to hear the answer. no wonder he immediately fell in love huh

#UGHHHWHSHHSHHS #im sorry if im the last one to get this but OH MY GOD #LIKE with crowley saying 'just to be able to ask the questions' in job it probably means HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DIRECTLY ASK HIS QUESTIONS TO #GOD AND HE SAID IN EDEN 'they just said to go up there and make some trouble' and im sure as shit he asked questions about THAT but NOBODY #EVER ANSWERED HIM AND THEN AN ANGEL WHO SHOULD'VE SMITTEN HIM THE MOMENT CROWLEY TALKED TO HIM FINALLY ANSWERED HIS FUCKING QUESTION LIKE IT #WAS NOTHING #just imagine how must have that felt oh jesus #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable spouses

[time-woods]

I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

#prismos search history^ #not for nefarious reasons but just cause hes curious and has no clue how bugs work/cant ask him directly cause that would be real awkward #this is terrible #im sharing this here as well because i must admit it is a bit funny #BUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT ! ! IM JUST AWFUL AT WORDS #my ass got lampooned over this so fast #im just trying to design him a proper exoskeleton #ALSO MY FRIEND ASKED FOR A IMAGE TO LIKE MAKE SENSE OF HIS EXOSKELETON BUT I SENT THE WRONG ONE AND IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK WORSE 4 ME #this is how i die #adventure time #fionna and cake #scarab the god auditor

[craqueluring]

hannibal's whole philosophy on religion is so funny bc he's literally just like "you think im bad? god is worse"

#I have not been bothered by any considerations of deity other than to recognize how my own modest actions pale beside those of God #'killing must feel good to god too he does it all the time and are we not created in his image' #like LMAO #pluto speaks #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #plutos greatest hits