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bb-bambam · 4 years
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a decade with jjp
well, here we are at the end of 2019, which means that it’s been a little over 10 years with jjp. this is a compilation i put together of (most of, but definitely not all because i only really went through my blog and my twitter!) the jjp moments we’ve had the privilege of seeing over the past 10 years. i tried to put them vaguely in chronological order, but there were just so many that it was sort of hard to keep track! i hope you find your favorite moments here, and are reminded of some that you’ve forgotten about! (i know i definitely was!)
here’s to a wonderful decade of smiles, laughter, and happiness with our resident soulmates, and we hope for many many more!
predebut
the fateful audition that started it all (x)
bounce era
back in their awkward stages (x)
jaebeom teasing jinyoung (x)
they’ve always matched well (x)
jaebeom’s happy birthday song for jinyoung (x)
jaebeom singing that he loves jinyoung before cracking an egg on his head (at 7:45) (x)
flirting on twitter (x)
jaebeom feeding jinyoung (x)
shopping date (x)
their promise to make a second album (which would eventually come true 5 years later!) (x)
ggg era
jaebeom being soft for jinyoung even when they were on opposing teams (x)
jj dads w their baby youngjae (x)
hugging each other after pretending to fight to prank yugyeom (at 6:50) (x)
their fingers lacing together in a weirdly intimate way (at 13:50) (x)
a era
sharing a shirt in the “a” dance practice videos (x)
being cute in a corner by themselves (x)
jinyoung’s thank you note to jaebeom (x)
flirting during a fan event (x)
never forgetting their roots (x)
stop stop it era
jinyoung comforting jaebeom (x)
holding hands (x)
weird flirting (WHAT was jinyoung looking for?) (x)
jjparents (x)
the time jaebeom manhandled jinyoung to the ground and they both looked way too happy about it (x)
jaebeom exposing himself on instagram and trying to delete the evidence (x)
jinyoung being jaebeom’s (favorite) annoying dongsaeng (x)
not exactly a jjp moment but jackson being a jjp shipper (x)
just right era
jinyoung being extra for no reason (x)
their simpsons couple rings (x)
jaebeom feeding jinyoung (and then licking the same hand?) (x)
jealous jinyoung (x)
mad era
their iconic ceci photoshoot (x)(x)
being cute before the comeback stage (x)
jinyoung flirting with jaebeom (x)
clingy jinyoung (x)
the first sukira game (u all know the one) (x)
and what’s more, jaebeom puckered his lips (x)
this video where they were all over each other (x)
jinyoung declaring jj project as his one and only unit (x)
they aren’t close, they’re deep (x)
jaebeom recognizing jinyoung by touching his hand (x)
jjparents w their babies yugjae (x)
when they almost left jinyoung behind but jaebeom made sure they didn’t (x)
holding hands (x)
jaebeom thirsty (it’s the second tweet in the thread!) (x)
miscellaneous moments (including jinyoung calling jaebeom “jagiya”) (x)
fly era
domesticity in a restaurant and jaebeom feeding jinyoung (x)(x)
checking on each other onstage (also i kind of went off in my tags?? lmao) (x)
communicating w their eyes (x)
jaebeom knowing exactly how jinyoung wants to confess (x)
the second sukira game (including a comparison to the first!) (x)
jaebeom being absolutely whipped and letting jinyoung get away with anything (x)
them being cute and touchy (x)
jinyoung between jaebeom’s legs in the car?!?!?! (x) 
jaebeom helping jinyoung wear his blindfold (x)
the softness in this vlive (x) 
jinyoung being a “ghost” and jaebeom being whipped (x)
a hug for jaebeom for getting a strike (x)
jinyoung being needy (x)
them being domestic in front of everyone on vlive (x)
jj dads w their baby yugyeom (x)
when they went on this show JUST to be domestic (x)
jaebeom thinks jinyoung is the prettiest (and lowkey admitted he likes jinyoung crossdressing?) (x)
unnecessary clinginess (x)
fly tour
jinyoung doing The Most when jaebeom wasn’t there for their concerts (x)(x)(x)(x)
jaebeom watching jinyoung with utter fondness (x)
jinyoung being so incredibly happy to have jaebeom back (x)
jjp on a walmart date (x)
jjp on a pizza date (x)
jjp on a family shopping date w their baby bambam (x)
jjp on a family aquarium date w their baby bambam (x)
hard carry era
this 20 min vlive where it was just them being cuddly (x)(x)
their wedding day (x)
whipped culture on asc (x)
them being…like This at a fan event (x)
bookworm boyfriends (x)
communicating w their eyes (again) (x)
jaebeom singing prove it to jinyoung (that song was written for jinyoung ok) (x)
jaebeom LOOKING DIRECTLY AT JINYOUNG while talking about marriage (!!!!!!!) (x)
jjp describing each other as their ideal type (x)
the start of jinyoung calling jaebeom “jaebeommie” (x)
jinyoung demanding appreciation from jaebeom (x)
jjp talking about their feelings when jaebeom was injured (x)
sharing an umbrella (x)
i just really love this pic. jinyoung adores jaebeom so much (x)
jjp soulmates confirmed by mbti (x)
no one knows jaebeom like jinyoung does (x)
more couple rings (x)
in their own world (x)
jinyoung singing happy birthday to jaebeom (x)
jinyoung thinks jaebeom is the most handsome (x)
jaebeom telling jinyoung to sit on his lap (x)
again…them in their own world (and the lip thing) (x)(x)
this fanmeeting skit (x)
singing “my home” to each other (x)
never ever era
touchy at the airport (x)
their embarrassing moments are shared because their pasts are just too intertwined (x)
jaebeom touching The Butt (x)
jinyoung biting jaebeom’s cheek (x)
soft touches at a radio show (x)
jackson calling them out (x)
jaebeom again letting jinyoung be informal (x)
jinyoung doesn’t match with anyone but jaebeom (x)
bambam instigating jjp moments (x)
jinyoung always takes care of jaebeom (x)
they share shampoo (even though it’s not okay when mark uses it) (x)
coffee date (x)
yugyeom facetiming his dads (x)
they ACTUALLY almost kissed (x)
whatever THIS was (x)
jaebeom playing with the holes in jinyoung’s jeans (x)
jaebeom losing suspiciously easily to jinyoung at a bar battle (x)
jaebeom letting jinyoung win at arm wrestling (x)
jaebeom recognizing jinyoung from touching his butt (x)
jaebeom thinks jinyoung is the funniest man alive (x)
verse 2 era (<33333)
they filmed in hokkaido which is a place jinyoung always wanted to visit (x)
cuties talking on the phone (x)
this whole interview (x)
jjp in the bathroom then vs jjp in the bathroom now (x)
they’re just so soft (x)
tomorrow today (stream verse 2 and this mv!!) (x)
the iconic mirror choreo (x)
holding hands and looking super happy about it (x)
jj project is jinyoung’s home-like space (x)
their tombstones will be side by side (x)
they can’t keep their eyes off each other (x)
the depth of their relationship is just…wow (x)
jealous jaebeom (x)
photographer bfs (x)
always complimenting each other (x)
jinyoung being jaebeom’s favorite dongsaeng (x)
they drink together (x)
talking about soulmates (little did we know what jaebeom would do 2 years later…) (x)
their special relationship (x)
marriage (x)
their shared bookshelf (x)
kings of domesticity (x)
jinyoung is jaebeom’s cat (x)
jaebeom inviting jinyoung into his room (and jinyoung loving his cats!) (x)
even more couple rings (x)
jaebeom calls jinyoung “youngie” confirmed (x)
jackson telling us what we already knew (x)
jjp’s photo essay (x)
7 for 7 era
the jjp imagery in the you are mv (x)
clingy jinyoung part 43762 (x)
jinyoung getting away with everything as usual (x)
idk what THIS was but (x)
jinyoung being incapable of shutting up about jaebeom while he was in the jungle (x)(x)
jaebeom getting hot and bothered bc of jinyoung on camera (x)
these cute pictures (x)
always always in their own world (x)
jaebeom serenading jinyoung with “face” (x)
editors always acknowledge the soulmates (x)
lest we forget: jaebeom looked at jinyoung like THIS in the middle of running a food truck (x)(x)
eyes on you era
jinyoung recognizing jaebeom by touching his ear (x)
jaebeom recognizing jinyoung by touching his chin (x)
jinyoung can do ANYTHING (x)(x)
jjp married (x)(x)
jaebeom getting flustered (x)
this little thing they always do when they perform “look” (x)
jjp domestic (x)
jinyoung loves nora okay (x)
ice cream date (x)
they really want each other to strip (x)
informal jinyoung again (x)
they’re just so. soft (x)
always looking out for each other (x)
they love taking pictures of each other (x)
miscellaneous moments (x)
eyes on you tour
jjp on a paris date (x)
jjp dancing together in nyc (x)(x)
secret flirting onstage (x)
jaebeom checking out jinyoung’s entire butt (x)
miscellaneous moments (x)
lullaby era
don’t send them anywhere together (x)
complementary rings (x)
business as usual for them (x)
jaebeom staking his claim on jinyoung’s birthday (x)
looking at each other (and doing the lip thing!) as yugyeom talks about first loves (x)
jinyoung does not fear jaebeom at all (x)
jaebeom cannot lie to jinyoung (x)
miracle era
onstage flirting (x)
jinyoung’s fave songs are the ones jaebeom writes (x)
they make each other soooo happy (x)
one of my favorite sets of pictures ever (x)
literally married (x)
literally married pt 2 (x)
jinyoung through jaebeom’s eyes (x)
JB GA DAISUKI (x)
jinyoung waiting for jaebeom (x)
another serenade courtesy of jaebeom (x)
jaebeom being a (probably) biased ref (x)
jinyoung can talk to jaebeom about anything and jaebeom wants to have his last meal w jinyoung (x)
another ice cream date (x)
jj handshake #847348 (x)
focus on me era
happy to be together in the airport just before jus2 promotions and jinyoung’s drama (x)(x)
jaebeom making the jus2 showcase a jjp event for some reason (x)(x)(x)
jaebeom turning jus2 promotions into a jj project promotion period for some reason (x)(x)(x)
needy jaebeom (x)
finally reunited! (x)
eclipse era
jinyoung gives jaebeom a sense of security (x)
jaebeom’s cheeks are too cute (x)
eyes always on each other (x)
jinyoung getting away with informality part 397843 (x)
THEY’RE! SO! SOFT! (x)
hugs! (x)
jaebeom said jj project is forever (x)
bambam supports! (x)
jjp on the best friends episode of plof together (x)(x)
jjp on radio apart (x)
jaebeom likes being in jinyoung’s arms (x)
their got2day which was just them being soft (x)
JJP SOULMATES (!!!!!!!!) (x)
keep spinning tour
flirting onstage again (x)
they know everything about each other (ft. an interview from 2018!) (x)
holding hands at the airport (x)
it was fitting that they were chosen to make up a handshake (x)
very close at the airport (x)
giggly and tipsy (x)
thailand always gives us the moments we deserve (x)
selfie time! (x)
jaebeom always looking after jinyoung (he wasn’t feeling well that day) (x)
jaebeom being smug abt having jinyoung all to himself (x)
sharing secrets onstage (x)
ycmn era
jaebeom leading jinyoung offstage (x)
jinyoung being clingy again (x)
pda as usual (x)
everyone ships it (x)
jinyoung thirsty (x)
wanting to be with each other after got7′s first daesang win (x)(x)(x)
possessive jaebeom at the mamas (x)
jinyoung teasing jaebeom and jaebeom being whipped (x)
clingy jaebeom (x)
so smiley (x)
clingy clingy (x)
softest in the world (x)(x)
flustering each other (x)
jinyoung cute jaebeom sexy (x)
photographer bfs again (x)
jaebeom wants jinyoung all to himself (x)
actually what was going on w them on this day (x)
spending 10 years together looks like this (x)
dramas
dream knight (x)
dream high vs. dream knight (the tension…) (x)
when a man loves (x)(x)
compilation (x)
unknown/multiple eras
jjp are happiest with each other (x)
sharing secrets (x)
the happiness they get from each other… (x)
jinyoung being jaebeom’s fave dongsaeng (x)
sharing a jacket (x)
sharing a sweater (x)
compilations and miscellaneous stuff
compilation of jjp just knowing it’s the other (including by touching jaebeom’s inner lip…) (x)
compilation of jinyoung vs. jaebeom battles that jinyoung always wins (bc jaebeom is whipped?) (x)
compilation of jaebeom laughing bc of jinyoung (x)
compilation of pics of each other (x)
compilation of jaebeom being literally incapable of controlling himself (x)
compilation of all their “kisses” (x)
miscellaneous moments (x)
miscellaneous soft moments (x)
miscellaneous underrated moments (x)
and last but absolutely not least, this submitted list of further jjp nonsense (x)
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captaindboss · 5 years
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captaindboss’ Hottest NHL Players Survey Responses
I’m demonkonecny bc it’s halloween!!! Happy Halloween!!! Anyway I’m finally posting the results of my hottest players per team survey, (it’s closed now so u can’t take it anymore, sorry) which included ur fav ugly hots like jack eichel and connor mcdavid. Y’all had some colorful write-in responses for me, I included my favorites! Anyway, as not to clog dashes I put it under a read more. If you have questions about how I compiled this data or how I organized it, feel free to ask! Also some of y’all didn’t put an answer for like half the teams???? who raised you.
Montreal Canadians
Carey Price (55.02%--126 of 229 votes)
Jonathan Drouin (23.58%--54 of 229 votes)
Shea Weber (13.10%--30 of 229 votes)
Other* (8.30%--19 of 229 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“PK Subban...oh wait...Lars Eller... Oh wait...Drouin...oh wait...Alex Galchenyuk...oh wait shit fine Shea Weber”
“Everyone who has escaped”
“their ‘attitude problem’“
Boston Bruins
Brandon Carlo (30.26%--69(lol) of 228 votes)
Patrice Bergeron (Cause y’all would kill me if I didn’t put him) (29.82%--68 of 228 votes)
David Pastrnak (yum i lov carb) (25.88%--59 of 228 votes)
Other* (14.04%--32 of 228 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
[About Carlo] “He’s  a baby but also like has an ageless vampire quality which appeals to my ovaries, long conditioned by teen vampire novels”
“Brad Marchand's tongue (only the tongue)” [this ain’t it chief]
“I love my alien father tuukka rask” [r u ok]
Bonus, cause I’m weak:
“no one THINKS pasta is hot COME ON i hate us” [it’s okay, he is VERY hot, that’s why I put him lmao]
“Zdeno chara babey” [R U OK]
Bl*ckh*wks
Girl as if (44.80%--99 of 221 votes) 
Jonathan Toews (22.62%--50 of 221 votes)
If you put pk*ne here i’ll come to your house and murder you*^/other (17.65%--39 of 221 votes)
hahahahaHAHAHA (14.93%--33 of 221 votes)
*= tie between Nick Schmaltz and John Hayden.
^= 3 people want me to come to their houses and murder them, unfortunately it’s still illegal to do so, therefore I will not be doing that.
Write-ins
“toews player portrait makes him look like a human condom”
“i live in chicago and am willing to take 1 for the team and take out k*ne” 
“Bitch you funny but also Alex Debrincat”
New York Rangers
Brady Skjei (46.32%--107 of 231 votes)
Henrik Lundqvist duh (31.17%--72 of 231 votes)
Brett Howden is the right answer despite not being on the roster yet^ (11.69% (lol)--27 of 231 votes)
Other* (10.82%--25 of 231 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
^= funny enough, like 2 days after I made this Brett made the final cut lmao.
Write-ins
“Chris Kreider (have you seen the golf pic???) [LMFAO yeah I have (it’s probably too NSFW if ur in public fyi if u wanna google it)]
“i'm horny for like half the gd rangers roster!!!!” [lol girl I know, y’all actually have a few cuties I was a lil shocked]
“this is a hot team too bad they suck”
Toronto Maple Leafs
Y’all are demons okay Nikita Zaitsev is a fuckin gem idk why I was surprised about this but I was lmao.
Other* (39.37%--87 of 221 votes) [just know that I hate u all :/]
William Nylander (25.79%--57 of 221 votes)
Nazem Kadri (24.89%--55 of 221 votes)
Nikita Zaitsev (9.95%--22 of 221 votes)
*= Freddie Andersen. 
Write-ins
“william nylander isn't a leaf, firstable, and second it's motch murner” [sjdhkdlsjdj everything about this]
“i'm putting rich clune even tho he's on the marlies. SOMETIMES HE COMES UP. he could benchpress ever leaf on the roster.” [ur valid, when u sent this I was like “FUCK they’re right.”]
“None they look like 25 year olds who smoke crack in the parking lot” [this is low-key mean but I still laughed, cause yeah, white dudes. But I’m not condoning drug abuse or jokes about drug abuse, as this person had no intention of doing, I’m sure. Just wanted to put that because I know some people might be concerned.]
Bonus, again, weak:
"Jxhn Txvxrxs” [jhkhfoij why did u censor his name sis??]
“nobody’s attractive on the leafs” [this isn’t true but I’m petty and it’s funny.]
Detroit Red Wings
I was so fucking offended by some of the dylan larkin SLANDER up in these write-ins, y’all can come to my house and fight me thx.
Dylan Larkin (48.23%--109 of 226 votes)
Henrik Zetterberg (im crying) (31.42%--71(CRYING) of 226 votes)
Other* (11.95%--27 of 226 votes)
Andreas Athanasiou (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)
*= 12 votes for “No one/Not Dylan Larkin” (yall r annoying lmfao), 10 votes for Filip Zadina (he’s a CHILD how dare u)
Write-Ins
“Luke glen denting is hot look at his arms and he’s not too old for ME” [girl when I tell u this shit killed me, I mean I SQUAWKED a laugh out and sent it to the fps gc, I was DEAD] 
“I don't know what any of the red wings look like and it's probably better that way” [????????????????]
“ion know anyone on the wings except zadina and he scored a gwg against the bruins yesterday so my answer for this one is none 😤😤” [(this was in reference to a pre-season game) lmao sis yall are okay. it was yalls babies against our roster players, I would have offed myself had the outcome been any different lmao]
Bonus
“Does anyone actually play for the red wings” [no]
“filip "thot" zadina” [don’t....]
Los Angeles Kings
The only right answer is Alec Martinez (41.56%--96 of 231 votes)
Adrian Kempe (38.10%--88 of 231 votes)
Anze Kopitar (12.12%--28 of 231 votes)
Other* (8.23%--19 of 231 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“jeff carter would snort a line of coke with gritty” [uhhhhh WHAT]
“uhh wayne gretzky...” [jvfluhddsf sis...]
“I couldn't name anyone on this team if you PAID ME” [fjldfdhfh god I wish that were me, sorry annie u know I joke....]
Philadelphia Flyers
Claude Giroux (44.78%--103 of 230 votes)
Travis Konecny (HAHAHAHAHA that’s my ugly hot gremlin) (24.78%--57 of 230 votes
Other* (22.17%--51 of 230 votes
Wayne Simmonds (8.26%--19 of 230 votes)
*= Nolan Patrick is apparently who y’all think is the 3rd hottest flyer, even tho he Looks Like That rn lmao. fuckin’ lettuce head.
Write-ins
“Gritty's googly eyes are the windows to the soul”
“andrea helfrich” [ur right]
“tk, because country boy i LOVE you 😛”
Bonus
“hey don't make threats abt gritty like that” [I put “if you put gritty i’ll block you”]
“My hellspawn son [Gritty,] is beautiful can’t believe Voracek and G had a son tho” [HDKUHEDKJFHD BITCH]
Pittsburgh Penguins :(
Kris Letang (55.17%--128 of 232 votes)
Other* (19.40%--45 of 232 votes)
Not Sidney Crosby [this is the option for Sidney Crosby] (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)
Tristan Jarry (8.62%--20 of 232 votes
*= different variations of “none” won but only by one vote, the person right behind was Jamie Oleksiak.
Write-ins
“the penguins roster came into my home and killed my entire family, but jamie oleksiak is 6'7" 255 lbs of A Man” [NDKFHSJRFDRBSKRFH valid]
“no penguin has ever been hot. As soon as they put on the jersey the hotness evaporates. Tragic.” [wow look at all that truth right there]
“as a heterosexual i chose letang, and as a flyers fan i choose the penguin mascot” [lmao girl letang is not the answer either]
St. Louis Blues
Colton Parayko (67.11%--151 of 225 votes)
Alex Pietrangelo (17.33%--39 of 225 votes)
Other* (8%--18 of 225 votes)
Ryan O’Reilly (7.56%--17 of 225 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“this [’other’] box shouldn’t exist there are no valid arguments against the angel colton parayko” [tru, but the blues have other hotties so I made the box to be fair to those of us who don’t like Big Blonde Sexies]
“uh valid i guess? idk any of the blues lmao” [LMAOOO I think they meant Vladdy, but “valid” cracked me up]
“ROR can lay me down” [ur so valid lmao]
Buffalo Sabres
Jeff Skinner (60.18%--136 of 226 votes)
Rasmus Ristolainen (17.26%--39 of 226 votes)
Other* (14.16%--32 of 226 votes)
Jack Eichel (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)
*= Inconclusive results. [Y’all big mad that I put Skinner on here. HE’S HOT!]
Write-ins
“Idk but not these lmao” [*instert that gif of the kardashians like “DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE”*]
“Why is Jeff Skinner an option he looks 12″ [who else tho sis. I looked at the roster!]
“If anyone says eichel i will come to their house and steal their toothbrushes. Its conor sheary.” [I took my own survey and picked Eichs but I still have my toothbrush so I guess......... I’m right.]
Bonus:
“Rasmus Ristolainen kinda looks like a creepy half-alive Ken doll, but I'll stand by my choice. Hire an exorcist.” [JDFKHRFWEH GIRL]
“They lost their only cute player when O’Reilly got traded sorry” [boom. roasted]
Vancouver Canucks
Brock Boeser (67.56%--152 of 225 votes)
Other* (13.78%--31 of 225 votes)
Jake Virtanen (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)
Ben Hutton (6.22%--14 of 225 votes)
*=Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“[about Jake Virtanen] all that ass...........” [sjdkfhdkfhdkhfi yeah]
“the city of vancouver” [?????????????????????]
“I keep forgetting that the canucks actually exist” [I’m reasonably sure this is annie lmfao]
Bonus
“I don’t know how any of this team looks either” [idk if I follow Nucks blogs or what but how do u not know Boeser???]
“i don't care enough about this team to even attempt to answer” [this is my brain @ me on the last 5 questions of an exam]
New York Islanders
Mat Barzal (67.69%--155 of 229 votes)
Tito Beauvillier (14.85%--34 of 229 votes)
Jordan Eberle (10.48%--24 of 229 votes)
Other* (6.99%--16 of 229 votes)
*=Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“you say put full names but then u go and say tito??” [LISTEN I was tired at this point and forgot that I was trying to be at least a little bit professional about my thirst survey alright? yeesh]
“Its Matt Martin my dude” [LMAO u funny]
“idk how anyone pays attention to mat when tito is always there looking better barzal looks like every attractive jock ive ever met and i dont trust that”
Calgary Flames
Noah Hanifin (37.95%--85 of 224 votes)
Elias Lindholm (32.59%--73 of 224 votes)
Matthew Tkachuk (20.54%--46 of 224 votes)
Other* (8.93%--20 of 224 votes)
*= Sean Monahan wins 4th hottest.
Write-ins
“[Hanifin] looks like the bad guy in a teen movie. the guy the Main Girl is dating in the beginning but is a real dick to her. you look at him and you KNOW he has a trust fund and votes republican. god he's so hot though” [hanny......... yeah.... yeah....]
“Why do I find Tkachuk attractive? I don't know but I love him” [me too]
“James 'The Real Deal' Neal” [lol I got this answer multiple times]
Washington Capitals
Tom Wilson (31.33%--73 of 233 votes)
Andre Burakovsky (29.18--68 of 233 votes)
Braden Holtby (24.03%--56 of 233 votes)
Other* (15.45%--36 of 233 votes)
*= Michal Kempny and Nicklas Backstrom tied for fourth hottest.
Write-ins
“literally no one, i s2g if i see anyone say ovi is attractive..... jfc god help them” [.... but ovi is dad-hot, also he got 3 votes]
“YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! Everyone btw just a hot team of hot ugly men and Tom Wilson” [kskdjskdjksks]
“my sweaty swedish sweetheart; Nicklas Backstrom” [I’m too illiterate to read this right the first time thru lol]
Colorado Avalanche
Gabe Landeskog ( 55.95%--127 of 227 votes)
Other* (22.47%--51 of 227 votes)
Erik “Horsegirl” Johnson (14.1%--32 of 227 votes)
Mikko Rantanen (7.49%--17 of 227 votes)
*= Tyson Barrie won by more than double of all the other write-ins, but honorable mentions go to Nate MacK, Colin Wilson, Tyson Jost, Phillip Grubauer, and The Avs Tumblr People.
Write-ins - I (jokingly) got called bitch so much in these write-ins, y’all feel some type of WAY about this team lmfao.
“but also the tysons. i would buy a whole farm just so those boys could plow me into the ground.” [i’m SCREECHING. this killed me lol]
“only attractive b/c of his proximity to horses? maybe so.” [.... girl what]
Okay, so instead of a third quote, cause I couldn’t pick, I’m gonna put all the other funny EJ comments I was contemplating:
“ej is soooo ugly in the hottest way possible”
“erik "big horny" johnson”
“oh my god Ej was included for once I'm weeping tears of joy”
“What that mouth do EJ?”
New Jersey Devils
Miles Wood (36.12%--82 of 227 votes)
Taylor Hall (33.48%--76 of 227 votes)
Brian Boyle (19.82%--45 of 227 votes)
Other* (10.57%--24 of 227 votes)
*= Nico Hischier with the majority of the write-ins, even tho he’s still a CHILD (under 20).
Write-ins, aka Mostly Taylor Hall Commentary.
“Does Michael McLeod count” [YES girl i love that boy]
“Gucciiiiiii”
“DSL GUCCI”
“Nico Hischier (Taylor Hall I still love you)”
“i chose taylor and i don’t even need a gucci purse”
“If Taylor Hall gave me a Gucci purse I'd vote for him”
“catch me w/ a gucci purse, girl!!!! for real tho miles wood”
Dallas Stars
DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Katie, she’s fab and I made this survey a month or so ago. If you don’t know what I mean by this--do not ask me, I will delete the message. Thank you!
Tyler Seguin (46.96%--108 of 230 votes)
Katie Hoaldridge (im gay) (35.22%--81 of 230 votes)
Other* (13.91%--32 of 230 votes)
Stephen Johns (3.91%--9 of 230 votes)
*= Jamie Benn.
Write-ins
“tyler seguin has no upper lip” [I screamed, not exaggerating]
“You have to choose [Seguin] but I do so under duress”
“Im gay too” [hell yeah, this is a mlm and wlw friendly survey!]
Edmonton Oilers
Jujhar Khaira (28.57%--64 of 224 votes)
Other* (27.68%--62 of 224 votes)
Contract McMoney (he is hot) (25.89%--58 of 224 votes)
Darnell Nurse (17.86%--40 of 224 votes)
*= Leon Draisaitl won by more than 5 times anyone elses write-in lmao.
Write-ins ft. “The Draisaitl Quotes”
“McMoney’s money- just his money” [lmao ok sammie, HE’S HOT!]
“cannot mcwingames went off in the gq shoot i admit” [*annie voice* OHMYGOD]
“He’s [Khaira] like a romance novel cover like, f me” [tru]
Drai Quotes
“Drai but like lucic cause Momma needs a man that could kill me” [HDGFDHDGFHDH]
“leon dreisetl (is that his name, is this how you spell it?)”
“Leon Draisaitl and his contract that he doesn't deserve” [backhanded compliment lmao]
“the one w the longass name. dry saitl or whatever” [girl. lmfao]
Winnipeg Jets
Jets/laine fans are funny so I’m adding all the funniest ones instead of just 3 or 5. Sorryyyyyy I’m here to entertain.
Blake Wheeler (44.04%--96 of 218 votes)
Mathieu Perreault (but specifically in his newest headshot) (21.56%--47 of 218 votes)
Other* (19.27%--42 of 218 votes)
Connor Hellebuyck (15.14%--33 of 218 votes)
*= Patrik Laine, even tho I said NOT TO, demons.
Write-ins
“Their logo so I can fly away from this stupid team”
“Nobody but I just needed to point out Connor Hellebuyck looks like a stage magician and that is Not Hot” [i respectfully disagree with the last bit but the first parts made me snort]
“I don't know who windy pegg is”
“Boeing 747″ [sjdjsljlshgdu]
“they’re all second to jacob trouba’s dog Donnie”
“Patty Laine, but like, without the demon beard”
“Let me live my life! Laine has a good voice and i have a LANGUAGE KINK!”
“Laine WITH the beard because I don't fear death”
“Sorry, Laine but only with his beard” [I love the halfhearted apology]
“Goatboi”
“ALL HAIL THE GOAT DEVIL”
“laine come at me bitch lol” [denny’s parking lot. 3 am. be there.]
“laine looks like a goat”
“Laine’s Beard”
“LAINE I like the beard but hockey Satan is good to hellebuyck” [I really felt like I was tripping balls while reading all these but, ESPECIALLY this one lmfao]
Arizona Coyotes
Oliver Ekman-Larsson (30.32%--67 of 221 votes)
Jakob Chychrun (28.05%--62 of 221 votes)
Dylan Strome (26.24%--58 of 221 votes)
Other* (15.38%--34 of 221 votes)
*= Alex Galchenyuk, with the majority of the votes.
Write-ins
“pls date me Chych” [annie, that’s my BF!]
“ 🐼 there is no raccoon emoji >:(”
“[Chychrun] [a]lso has a vampire quality but like trust fund baby vampire who has no morals. I’m...into it??” 
Honorable mentions: The 2 people who put Biz lmaoooo I love yall.
Carolina Hurricanes
Andrei Svechnikov [he’s a baby but I didn’t know who elseeee] (38.29%--85 of 222 votes)
Haydn Fleury (35.59%--79 of 222 votes)
Other* (15.77%--35 of 222 votes)
Dougie Hamilton (10.36%--23 of 222 votes)
*= Sebastian Aho wins the write-in vote [he ain’t it!]
Write-ins
“Justin Faulk (I’m old so svechnikov is out)” [ugh ur right I didn’t make this more inclusive to people not my age, i’m (genuinely) sorry!!!]
“Formerly Eric ‘the hottest Staal' Staal” [only on the cane’s write-in would I have this happen...]
“[Jordan] staal terrifies me but that's hot” [true!]
San Jose Sharks
Erik Karlsson (70.04%--159 of 227 votes)
Martin Jones (17.62%-- 40 of 227 votes)
Other* (11.01%--25 of 227 votes)
Justin Braun (idk) (1.32%--3 of 227 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“Daddy shark (doo doo doo)” [just so yall know this is, of course, annie, as in anzekopistar, an actual demon, she’s talking about Erik Karlsson :)]
“Brent Burns, you know im right” [are you tho?]
“Okay sometimes I have needs I think Joe Thorton sans beard could fill” [this is why joe shaved. he felt this person in the universe wanting him to, so he did, wow thank u joe]
Ottawa Senators (lol)
Matt Duchene (33.63%--75 of 223 votes)
The entire team (cause they’re a dumpster fire) (30.94%-- 69 [it’s that tkachuk fuckboi energy] of 223 votes)
Other (there are none)* (22.87%--51 of 223 votes)
Spartacat (12.56%--28 of 223 votes)
*= Inconclusive results (because a lot of you took my “there are none” joke a little too seriously and just chose that, no write-in lmao)
Write-ins
“[about Duchene] he's traitorous but it's like that sometimes i guess” [sjdhdjfhkdhf girl it’s okay.]
“.... we're a team“ [i-]
“the senator on their jerseys is p cute ig”
Bonus:
“oh so spartacat is an option but not gritty huh” [LISTEN the flyers are a HOT team, the sens are NOT. that’s why lmao]
“Just based on headshots I’m going with Ben Sexton like also how do you go wrong with that name”
Tampa Bay Lightning
Brayden Point (55.25%--121 of 219 votes)
Other* (22.83%--50 of 219 votes)
Mitchell Stephens (11.87%--26 of 219 votes)
Steve Yzerman (10.05%--22 of 219 votes)
*= Inconclusive results. Although there were a lot of responses none of them added up significantly sooo....
 Write-ins
“am i the only one who thinks stevie y was a bit of a twink when he was younger?” [jdhslihdalskdjefh]
“Worst team in the league i hate them and theyre all hideous” [u sure bout that, bud?]
“Stamkos (I love his tiny eyes)” [????]
Florida Panthers
 Aaron Ekblad (71.75%--160 of 223 votes)
Aleksander Barkov [r yall ok???] (11.66%--26 of 223 votes)
Other* (10.31%--23 of 223 votes)
Vincent Trocheck (6.28%--14 of 223 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“who are the panthers” [sometimes a team is a dog captain, a(n extremely hot) 27-year-old lawyer, and not owen tippett because the panthers hate me specifically]
“Roberto Luongo during Parkland speech” [... valid]
“barkov is literally the only player i know on this team” [shey would be happy to teach u about the panthers!]
Anaheim Ducks
Adam Henrique (52.47%--117 of 223 votes)
No one else (29.6%--66 of 223 votes)
Other* (10.76%--24 of 223 votes)
John Gibson (7.17%--16 of 223 votes)
*=Inconclusive results.
Write-ins-Ducks fans don’t @ me but i’m pretty sure half of these were submitted by y’all anyways....
“if i look @ anyone on the ducks roster for more than 5 seconds i BLACK OUT” [KSHDGJDHSKH Adam tho....]
“Quack Quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered FUCKS” [sjdjfhdjsksj]
“legal 2 say kesler?” [no. go to jail]
Bonus
“Henrique is fine I have no qualms about your selections” [thnk u]
“jared coreau!!! GOOGLE HIM i’m right” [I said this, and we’ve talked, but I need people to know that I, after seeing this, subsequently found out that the Wings didn’t sign coreau back this offszn lmao] 
Nashville Predators
Roman Josi (39.39%--91 of 231 votes)
PK Subban (37.66%--87 of 231 votes)
Kevin Fiala (13.42%--31 of 231 votes)
Other* (9.52%--22 of 231 votes)
*= Pekka Rinne for 4th hottest. [My mom loves him for his name lol. she says it’s “fun”]
Write-ins 
“pk wears cool hats. I like that in a man”
“I don't find any of them hot (Josi used too be hot and then I learned he was illiterate and now I feel nothing but pity towards him)” [GIRL]
“preds are also ugly. pk subban would be attractive if he werent a pred” [lmao. what’d they do to u ?]
Columbus Blue Jackets
Pierre-Luc Dubois (50.22%--113 of 225 votes)
Zach Werenski (20.44%--46 of 225 votes)
Josh Anderson (16.89%--38 of 225 votes)
Other* (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)
*= Alex Wennberg is 4th hottest [lmao]
Write-ins
“Can I put werenskie and Anthony Duclair” [valid]
“Just to be clear CBJ is by far the hottest team exemplified by the fact that you left Seth Jones and Alexander Wenneberg off this list when they're like top 20 in hotness. Also Nick Foligino wins if we include looks and personality.” [I didn’t include them cause this is a mix of hot and ugly hot fam, the avs are 100% the hottest team in the NHL, and that’s coming from me, a Wings fan, destined to hate the Avs for my entire life. Also???? The hotter Foligno is def Marcus lmao]
“[About Werenski] only with the scar though otherwise seth jones” [GIRL scars don’t disappear??? WDYM only with the scar??? Are you a time traveler??? lmfaooo]
Minnesota Wild
J.T. Brown (46.46%--105 of 226 votes)
Other* (21.68%--49 of 226 votes)
Eric Staal (20.80%--47 of 226 votes)
Jason Zucker (11.06%--25 of 226 votes)
*= Charlie Coyle. Honorable mentions to Zach Parise and Matt Dumba.
Write-ins
“Charlie Coyle man! V hot, could kill you, gently waves at babies, 10/10″ [exactly my type! wow]
“ Not JT[,] Lexi is the hottest[,] Eric Staal from a few years ago is also hot” [I added commas to your thing cause.... girl it took me a sec to understand what u were tryna say. But also ur right it’s Lexi.]
“love a #wokebae jt” [yaaas]
FINALLY this legit took me like 10+ hours of work cause I had to transcribe all the info cohesively and then go thru all the responses lmao.
Vegas Golden Knights
William Karlsson (40.52%--94 of 232 votes)
Marc-Andre Fleury (30.60%--71 of 232 votes)
Max Pacioretty (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)
Other* (12.07%--28 of 232 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“[Karlsson] because he looks like young Bill from Mamma Mia” [shfhdjdhf girl]
“fleury isn't hot you absolute monster” [???????? drink ur bitterness tea somewhere else pls]
“let's find out just how wild this boy is” [pftd dtduftdhjfgdjfghdjf]
Bonus/Honorable mentions:
The TWO people who put “colin miller’s eyelashes” lmfaoooo
Alrighty this is The End! If you’d like to see another survey by me let me know in my messages/ask!!! Also sorry for stealing de la Rose from u, habs fans
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kimi ni todoke s2 ep 7
this is so effort
ok so this is the same day
he brooding leave him alone
ryu thinking abt the time sawako confessed to him
pls he must be so confused rn
oof ryu experienced the same
ooh kurumi redemption arc
kurumi is tired of these two
yes smack sense into her!!!
everybodys in a bad mood today huh
they went home like that??
text him sis
or text her kazehaya
is this a real thing
or a setup
did her eyebags vanish
sad i liked them
her parents are so nice
no one calls pin sensei
no ones on kazehayas side lmao
wow pin said the right thing for once
i wish going to a friends house that easily
so are the boys chilling at ryus
ok so this is a real thing not a scheme
i rlly like the friendship and how open they are with their love
especially actually using words
since its not vry common to use words even irl
yes sis tell him
BEAT HIM UP CHIZU AYA
THIS TOO CLICHE RIGHT WHEN KAZEHAYA COMES IN
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
joe tension reliever king lmao
yes ryu my wise man
just text him sis
rock his shit aya
2 on 2 u can take them
yes kurumi did that
duh
bitch uve known them for how many months
aya speaking facts
STOP CUTTING UGHH
ep 8
these bitches cannot communicate
pin is gonna interfere now
the glances
lmaoo i thought he heard the convo outside
THE GLANCES UGHH
THE PINING
I THOUGHT THE EP WAS FINISHED I WAS GONNA GET MAD
chizus bday!!!
so cute!!
aww ryu my type of man
ughhh hes so ugh
naurrr not the pic and fortune
hope they make money
get that coin sis
dont give that back girl
take your own advice
can this dude stfu and mind his own business
she is not listening
he is so annoying
jealous streak??? 😏
is this the first time he said her first name
since u became friends
yes sis get your man
i like kurumis pink vest
so much tension
THEY GONNA CUT THE EP HERE
ITS GONNA CUT ANY SECOND NOW UGHH
their rooms far
NOOOO UGHHH GRRRRR
ep 9
ok boy talk
does todoke mean please??
aww title cards
i think that was the first for s2
or i just dont register those
girl do it
yall cant open the door
they cant ig
kazehaya thinking this aint what i asked
period she said that
i rlly thought the ep was gonna end again
the musics hype
a hug!!!!!
this is what i wanted to see
oop they closed the door 😏 😏 😏
does pin think hes the only one that knows
NOO JOES GONNA RUIN THE MOMENT
the hugs getting long
ive bever hugged someone this long
wont that get weird
kinda weird to gaze into each others eyes for that long
joe u ruined it
they were abt to kiss
joe u fool
i cant believe
he did all that for snacks
yall got phones!!!
dont say that to pin sis
actually dont say anything to pin at all
ok whys he suddenly being nice recently
is he gonna run to kazehaya now
im right
yie textmate
yall got no sewing machines
how ominous
i do not want to receive that message
UGHHH STOP CUTTING
just realized that blondie does not help with festival
ep 10
chizu is me
chizu suddenly waking up for gossip
why are they asking her lmao
ayieeee shet
all night thinking of u lmao
not the ok
sis is a dry texter
chizu fell in love too
ryu my man
why aint ryu in costume
AHIHIHII YIEEEE SHETTTT
ooh she looks so cute
ryu is so cute
i like kazehayas pins
good luck naman dyan
shet bakit naman ganon sis
they made ryu pull the float 😭 😭
DOGGIE
RYU IS CUTE
this is kinda like a lipsync for your life
walang second third place
pin ure so dumb
i like chizus hair
👀👀👀 all of you 👀👀👀
blondie u do not deserve a slow mo
THE KISS EDGING UGHH
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Thoughts on trailer
- shut up little Littlefinger SHUT UP, you got a voice over in the last trailer and I'm sick of your divisive voice.
- Sansa’s was so salty that she didn't get to be in the stride teaser clip with Jon, Dany and Cersei she took up half the final trailer with her own stride lmao
- if the leaks are true I'm guessing the first clip of Jon is him preparing to catch a Wight, JS: “com on lads if we want help from the leaders in the south we better catch a wight and drag it all the way over there to prove it to them” some guy probably: “ur grace wouldn’t it be easier to-” JS: “LADS”
-Cersei looks round: “who’s at the door” Jaime: “its Jon Snow and his Wight” Cersei: “tell him i’m out”. ok i’ll drop this now
- Daenery’s stroke of her map reminded me of the way Cersei stroked that septa and kinda like the way Jon stroked the chairs in Winterfell, parallels idk, maybe you just start to weirdly stroke everything in a seductive way when you become King or Queen
-Arya looking powerful on a horse, Jaime walking dramatically while back turned to the camera and LF looking as creepy af as per. Standard mid way through trailer shit right there
-when the previous owner of your new house leaves his ugly décor all over 
-guessing Jon is talking to Daenerys here, but even though the Starks did bend the knee to the Targaryens for many years, they didn't actually fight together on any occasion right?? the Starks have always been very reclusive and kept out of southern wars right?? am I missing something, am I not nerdy enough I rlly try, I should probably read world of ice a fire at some point, I'll read it when if you write winds George
-Tyrion looks pained, probably thinking about his inevitable family reunion, everyone's looking forward to the starks loving reunion which is fair but the Lannister's reunion with their little hate triangle full of blame and resentment may be even better
- Brienne and Pod were absent from the entire first trailer and most of the promo pics (apart from the occasional back of Brienne’s head of course) but now they appear, it may only be for a second and a half but never has a second and a half been so well spent they waltz in like the embodiment of medieval Batman and Robin that they are, well done guys, hope you get some actual lines this season Pod.
- Sandor’s made it north then. yay.
- really hope that wasn't Greyworm being deaded, if it is and he also has sex with Missandei this season it will solidify that if anyone gets together in got either one or both of them will die soon after: Robb and Talisa, Jon and Ygritte, Renly and Loras to name but a few.
-yh okay loads of fighting scenes
- Bran: “Hodor’s dead so I guess i’ll have to get an actual wheelchair now”
- who’s the old man with Bran he looks a bit like bloodraven but he’s dead so...
- wtf Beric didn't even need a fire to light his sword, how??? is he the prince that is promised or something he’s not even alive in the books ffs
- Daenery’s ships have wings?? babe I know you’re a dragon queen and everything but don't you think you’re taking the aesthetic a little to far
- so Jaime is charging in a field on his own with fire everywhere looking kinda of manic, it looks like he might be trying to fight a dragon “ JAiME dO NOt try to fight a DRAgON you will get yourself KILLeD, r u mad son” god I hate my favourite character.  
- Theon and Asha Yara look like they just witnessed the firework display of the decade
- the last 10 seconds are so much I don’ t even know what to say
- I actually yelled when Sansa quoted her daddy, at least someone reads the books. 
-where's Gendry
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