#he lob me

[crybaby-bkg]

“Why is my stomach in knots?” you grumble to yourself as you look in the mirror, quickly blending in your makeup. your hands move faster than they should, your nerves already shot to shit and the stiff, hard to blend blush is really starting to irk you. you frown when Bakugou pops in behind you, his face next to yours as he takes you in.

“Whaddya so nervous for?” he asks you, dipping down to kiss the curve of your neck. he’s learned to avoid your face until you powder yourself up, and then he can go crazy. but you’re still blending something wet on your cheeks, and he doesn’t wanna upset you more than you already are.

“What if our date isn’t perfect?” you whisper, finally setting down your brush, your hands wringing in your lap. but bakugou reaches over your shoulders, grabs your palms in his, brings them to his face to kiss and kiss at, despite the barely dried concealer you had swiped on them. he hugs you to his chest, careful still of your face, frowns at the way you try to hide your blooming smile at his affection.

“‘Course it’s gonna be perfect.” He reassures you quietly, pecking the side of your neck. “You’re gonna be there with me; that’s all that matters.” You pout at him through the mirror despite your smile, watching his own face soften as he takes in your almost ready face.

“But what if my date tries to order for me, and won’t let me finish a sentence?” You sigh all melancholy, rolling your eyes into your head. You giggle when he bites at the curve of your shoulder, trying to get away but he holds you tight against his chest.

“Then I’ll beat his fucking ass.” Bakugou mutters into your skin, feeling brave enough to steal a kiss on your cheek. Him being brave—the thought makes you laugh to yourself. Bakugou afraid of scaring you, the love of his life, and being afraid of your wrath from fucked up makeup when he battles villains all day. You turn in your seat, wrapping your arms around his neck when he kneels on the floor behind your stool. He almost looks like he’s praising you, with the way his chin tilts up and his gaze is hyper focused on you and you only.

“You’re such a nerd.” You tease, tucking your chin to your neck when he squeezes your thighs in his hands. He leans forward to steal another kiss, despite the way you lean away and try to push his face from yours.

“Shuddup,” he murmurs, bypassing your hand to peck your lips. He stands when you swat at him, kissing the top of your head this time as he makes his way out of the room to start getting ready. As he leaves, he speaks over his shoulder with a huff,

“And finish your face already. Stop depriving me ‘n shit.” He grumbles. You don’t comment on how red his ears are, his admittance of wanting to kiss you again and again, how he always does. You only blow him a kiss, laugh at the way his shoulders hike and his huffing under his breath, and finally finish getting ready.

#this is random but I like it ;) #didn’t mean to wink sorry 😞 #but I lob him and wanna eat him whole #maybe I can make another part where he’s the one getting nervous for the date #despite being together for a while #love the idea bc it shows that you still care #still put in that effort into loving your partner everyday #and it makes me so soft!!! #okay gn my head really hurts and I’m getting motion sickness lol #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[triffany-lottablog]

I’m so sorry he’s just so fun to draw

#don’t starve #dst #dst Wortox #Wortox #for all the Wortox enjoyers out there (it’s just me and my buddy) #he was originally gonna be holding a soul but that didn’t look good and he looked a bit silly holding nothing #so now he’s off to go lob that snowball right at someone’s face #who’s I have not decided yet

[blatantlyhidden]

jere is the comfort guy ever

#i associate jere with so many positive things he instantly makes me feel better #i lob him :( #käärijä

[vitruvianmanbara]

thanks to the jjk anime directors for confirming what we all intuitively knew: gojo would be a nightmare in high school gym class

#the way he lobbed that basketball at the end gave me flashbacks #'looking out for the weak is exhausting' - last words before he throws the dodgeball right at your head at full speed #jjk #vid

[fatedroses]

A bit of community service work to repay his third chance leads to Hien witnessing Zenos' own special brand of weird.

#ffxiv #sketch #digital art #zenos yae galvus #hien rijin #adventurer zenos #I have finally sat down to learn how to draw the porcupine + his outfit and I will now unabashedly misuse this new power #aka stuff for the au amongst other things #where hien reluctantly gives zenos a chance to prove himself #only to find out hes surprisingly efficient with a strong sense of work ethic- *if* he actually cares about the work hes doing #not at all anticipating that might involve him turning partially into shinryu just to get a bit more utility #and that to redisperse the aether into the surroundings zenos is very carefully making sure the laser is not going to hit anything #I also like to think that once zenos starts learning to respect more than WoL that he is just shockingly polite to people #even if that means when hes listening he is just ***Staring*** #->Lyse+Hien+Yugiri also getting unabashedly praised- Lyse especially- when he learns more about Ghimlyt #following in WoL's footsteps I like to think he'd *try* to form good relationships with leaders and people he meets- #-even if much of it involves attempted murder towards him only for him to go “hey- I can't die. let me do something else for it” #also completely unrelated but I just want minstrel's ballad:shinyru to be the canon version of the fight #I adore how absolutely unhinged that fight is #dog farming meant my entire fc got to sprint across his back and sit on his shoulders before he lobbed us all off #because he was stubborn #and hated dropping the mount for any of us

[cazluvsu]

GOD get married about it or something

<3

#i can’t breathe they’re so #eyes!!!!!!! so bright and lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!! #they’re . So soft. to me personally #wish we got more crumbs but jayson throwing the lob makes me happy #jaylen fake upset about the loss:(he’s happy he at least got 2nd) babe do you still think im sexy even tho i lost to a white g-leaguer 💔💔😭😞 #jayso: Ofc bbygirl *kiss* u did so good *kiss* and i love you *kiss* #the jays #writing fanfic in tumblr tags is my fav hobby Tbh #🩷

[pup-pee]

jay doodle im 2 lazy 2 draw the lil arrows djksjd or draw a zipup erm

would u believe me if i said that jay was my favorite character b4 i read impulse?

#hes so fucking weird but i lob him #like hey i like ur strange & off putting energy jay :3 #dont ask y i drew him w/a camera i just kinda wanted 2 try #jay nakamura #his pink hair like LOVE IT dont get me wrong but golly i caNT USE PINK LIKE I USIALLY DO #so take some blue #dc #puppee art

[random-rabid-creature]

Dedede calling himself meta knights wife is just so funny to me

Like yeah this bulky masculine dude with a whole beard and such is calling himself his husbands wife like yea

#feminizing dedede and making him he/him/her too makes me so happy fr #like what if i made this man use she/her what if i did that who's gonna stop me? #lob him forever #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #metadede #h says stuff that nobody needs to know

[for-fs-givee-me-chocolate]

Me and a friend decided that Mikol either has no dik cus it fell off or a raisin grampa one. Typical everyday discussion LMAO

#michael afton #scooped michael #ppl simp fot him #for #hes so bbg #even tho hes disgusting i still lob him #how to tag #??? idk #i love the cats #he just like me for real #THE LEAN MONSTER #his neighbor saw him scratching his bawls. #fnaf #five nights at freddy's

[aesopsbaby]

you probably play TWST right. Who's ur favourite character and your favourite dorm?

If you don't play then just tag someone else that plays to answer this qn😊😊

???TWST...? A favourite character?? Psshh...I don't have a fav character...- *looks away, while backing off but trips and falls*

,,,I don't know what you're talking about!!

I don't really play as often as before anymore so when you mentioned TWST, I got flashback to how obsessed I was with Sebek omg.. (I still am very much in love with him ♡)

#AnonIsAsking #SEBEKKKKK #He makes me so happy #and makes me wanna chew on him #I love his stupid hair and loud voice and just GRRREAEAHHHHHH #I just lob higm

[kitteqq]

i gave up on ipad. hello pc coolman

#brickbattler #coolman #roblox fanart #roblox art #roblox #crowpost #crowart #brush: pencil えんぴつ from drew えのぐせっと 1739109 #i lob warm colors heart emoji also sorry to the wip shotgun in my ipad i dont think im finishing you #the difference in style between ipad and pc is sooo funny to me #also tried making his face paler to ref and he looked deathly sick i almost cried #hhmhhhme ow meow meow !!!!!! ah !!!!!!!!!!!

[angelfoodscake]

now i want to play kinitopet …… im getting emotionally attached to this little guy already

#i’ve been watching some gameplay but now i want to play the game myself #im not even playing and i’m attached to him LOLSJSJWM #hes just a small guy …. he loves me..:.. i lob him #i know thats like er . the thing you should not do regarding the theme but WHAHDHAJ #im already thinking stuff of what id say to him or interact with him #jermspeak #its like …. thank u !!!

[shinyvibrava]

in the process of experimenting with names for Mr Kitten, i've officially lost

#yaps #me last week: okay you can chill here for a bit but i gotta rehome you #me today: okay what do you think about freddie or bowie #now someone hire me so i can get him in and lob his nuts off before he reaches spraying age

[msbhagirathi]

IPKKND HEART TO HEART CONVO-(1/n)

It was a nice Sunday morning. Arnav was laying on his bed lazily, half asleep, with his hands folded behind his head. Khushi was, fresh out of the shower, getting ready for the day.

Khushi (quietely inching towards the bed) : Arnavji...? Aap so rahe hain kya...?

Arnav (already squinting at her with sleepy eyes and ruffled hair) : Khushi tum mujhese 'ji'-'aap' karke kyun baat karti ho...? Maine tumse kaha hai na that you are my equal. Tum me aur mujhme koi difference nahi hai.

Khushi (a knowing smile on her face, sat down beside him) : Yeh toh aapka baddappan hai Arnavji, joh aap humse aisa keh rahe hain.( You are being modest, Arnavji.)

Khushi : Hum aapse aise baat isiliye karte hain kyunki hum aapka samman karte hain. Humari nazron mein aapka kad bohot uncha hai.

Khushi : Hum jaante hain ki aap humein apna baraabar maante hain. Lekin aap nahi jaante ki aap humein jaan-anjaane mein kitna kuch sikha dete hain. Aap bhale hi kehte ho ki aap bhagwan mein vishwas nahi rakhte par humne apni puri zindagi mein aapke jaisa, nek insaan, aaj tak nahi dekha hai, joh apne aap ko nastik (atheist) kehta ho.

Arnav : But Khu-

*She placed her index finger on his lips*

Khushi : Hum jaante hain ki aapko purani baatein yaad karne ka koi shauk nahi hai par aaj humein bolne dijiye Arnavji. Aap humesha humein chup kara dete hain par aaj hum bolenge aur aap sunenge.

Khushi : Aaj hum aapko batana chahte hain ki hum aapki itni izzat kyun karte hain.

Khushi : Hum samajhte hain ki aapke liye kisi par bharosa karna kitna mushkil hai. Humein ab samajh mein aata hai ki, aap par kya beeti hogi, jab aapko yeh laga ki, jis ladki se aap pyaar karte hain, usne aapki zindagi ke sabse ahem insaan ke saath, dhoka karne ki koshish ki hai.

Khushi : Beshak tab aapke paas hum par vishwas karne ki koi vajah hi nahi thi kyunki tab hum aapke liye koi nahi the.

*Arnav knew where this was going and closed his eyes to steel himself*

Khushi : Hum jaante hain ki, har roz aap apne aap ko koste (curse) honge. Aapko lagta hoga ki, na aap Di ki raksha kar paaye aur na hi aap, humari vajah se, humare liye, apne aap ko, rakshas banne se rok paaye. Aapne kabhi socha hi nahi hoga ki, jis ladki se aap itna pyaar karte hain uski, nazron mein aapko itna niche girna hoga, ki aap apne aap se bhi nazrein nahi mila payenge.

*Arnav slowly starting to get teary-eyed, turned his face away from her, to hide it*

Khushi : Hum jaante hai ki hum galat nahi the phir bhi humare saath galat hua par hum yeh bhi jaante hain ki aapko bhi utna hi jhelna para tha. Hum samajhte hain ki aapko kitni ghutan hui hogi. Chahte hue bhi aap hum par vishwas kar hi nahi paaye honge.

*She laid her head on his chest with tears rolling down her face*

*Arnav slowly starting to sob, placed his hands softly on the back of her head, caressing her hair gently*

Khushi (speaking through her shaky voice) : Hum jaante hain ki aapko kitna dard hua hoga, ki aap hum se kitna pyaar karte hain, ki aapne hum par vishwas kiya aur humein mauka diya, humare pyaar ko apnaya.

*She started crying bitterly, shaking, trembling against his chest*

*Fresh tears, big and hot, rolled down his face as he took in her words*

He gently pulled her upright, sat up and wrapped his arms around her tightly, eyes shut, tears flowing continuously, his body trembling with the weight of the emotions, that her words held.

****Both of them sobbed for several minutes, calmed down gradually****

Khushi (wiped her tears, sniffing) : Isiliye jab hum aapke pair chune ke liye jhukte hain, toh aap humein roka mat kijiye.

Arnav (wiping his tears, look at her, pursing his lips) : Theek hai. Lekin SIRF tumhare liye.

Khushi (grinned) : Wada kijiye humse! (extended her palm)

Arnav (held her hand, smiling) : I promise, Khushi. Tumhare liye, kuch bhi.

Khushi : Hum bhi na! Ek hi din aap chutti par ghar-pe hote hain aur woh bhi hum roh-dho ke barbaad kar rahe hain.

She stood up hurriedly to complete drying her hair with the towel and placed it on the recliner.

Arnav : Tum chah kar bhi mera waqt barbaad nahi kar paogi, Khushi. (Note- *cue* when he had said something similar but very different to La, in her intro epi)

He made his bed, hung the towel on his shoulder and walked to the bathroom.

Few minutes later....

Khushi (to Garima, smiling dreamily) : Amma, aapko pata hai! Humare Arnavji duniya ke sabse acche pati the, hain aur humesha rahenge....

So.....I tried this one in Hindi....shall I...umm...is it better in English..? I don't even know... Also I don't know if I am allowed to casually tag people here or not. But I wanna thank them as well...so..

Phati-Sari, Jalebi-weds-bluetooth, Paobhaji, chutkiandchotte, onadaanparindey, dimaagkadahi, kashmakash, arnavsinghraizada, laadgovernorandsankadevi, pakki-ya-nahin and all the other IPK fans as well..

Mentioning all of you here because I have huge amount of gratitude to all of you, in some way or the other, I owe you the entertainment that I have received and enjoyed from all of your content and that too for...um...FREE!?!?! I can never thank all of you enough for all that you have done and are still doing for us IPK kids. So, I am trying to do something close to what all of you have done... THank you from the bottom of my heart.

#ipkknd #arnav and khushi #arnav singh raizada #khushi kumari gupta #iss pyaar ko kya naam doon #My guru maas and paas y'all #i got inspired from them and their creations #want to pay a tribute for their contribution in feeding us(parched and starved souls) even after so many years #i iz thankphul to them #i iz lob them #wanna met and give them the tightest hug to them #damn the helplessness #okay so i wrote it becoz this is the reason why I never found- Khushi calling him as Arnavji and wanting to touch his feet- problematic #coz its out of the sheer respect that she has for him #its not due to any obligation nor any sign of patriarchy #she respects him a lot #and i also know that Arnav won't puff out with patriarchal thoughts #becoz his love for Khushi is the most supreme for him he would never think of himself as superior to her #coz he thinks she taught him to live again #he is a feminist without having the urge to spell it out #he is a man of actions he will show rather than scream out- I am a feminist. #This also explains why Khushi said the line mohabbat hi humara dharam hai #aur Arnavji humare bhagwan (probably said this in her head #Tell me - Hindi or English?

[blushouyo]

wildberry cookie #1 !!!

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cr #crk #wildberry cookie #my art #he is my fav <3 #and probs my strongest #not dps wise tho #but he does a fair amount of damage #for a tank/support #i lob him #anyways hiiii #im almost completely finished w my coursework #so ur gonna see me a bit more often now #*threat* #adkoasjdfiafh

[3lji]

I have loved you for the last time

Is it a video ? Is it a video ?

I have touched you for the last time

Is it a video ? Is it a video ?

And I have kissed you for the last time

Visions of Gideon, visions of Gideon

For the love for laughter I flew up to your arms

Is it a video?

Is it a video ?

- probably Mo when He Tian is no longer there.

- vision of Gideon, Sufjan Stevens.

this edit is gorgeous <3 <3 <3

also omg i can't believe i missed this i'm so sorry!!!! it blurred your ask from me.

godddd i just know mo would listen to depressing shit like this and imagine his current situation because that's a self insert of mine hahaha <3 for the past few unfinished fics i made all the titles are depressing lyrics or song titles (exposed) usually by mitski hahah

does anyone else have any ideas!?

#tianshan #19 days #he tian #mo guan shan #ask #lob u thank you for asking me questions uwu