#he likes the crunch

[slushiebrain]

since i did traditional art last year and since i've started studying again and so have less free time, this year i'm doing pale gamkar week a little differently than my usual art (in the hopes it'll save me some time ; -- ;) i'm aiming for a little more cartoony and a whole lot sillier! i didn't have time to draw yesterday so today i'm posting both day 1 and day 2 of @pale-gamkar-week 2024 prompts: laughter and bath!

i might do full colours for these at some point but this is as good as it gets for now lol

#my stuff #pale gamkar week #pale gamkar week 2024 #homestuck #gamkar #karkat vantas #gamzee makara #moiraillegiance #after hearing karkat do an unguarded belly laugh for the first time gamzee devotes his whole life to make karkat laugh as much as possible #zero hesitation #he's a devotee of a church of mirth of course making his palemate laugh is the focal point of his life #i have a reverse scenario for day 1 where karkat hears gamzee giggle for the first time instead of his loud honking goose laughter #and karkat starts ugly crying on the spot because what the fuck #what the fuck was that #how did this giant dopey douche nozzle of a highblood cultist just make a sound that cute and innocent #also for day 2 i'm imagining that going to a spa would be a perfect pale date so that's where they are #there's a spa with roman baths and saunas and a jacuzzi tub in my city and it's fucking great #karkat dips his toes in and instantly sags into a boneless heap as all the stress leaves his body at once #gamzee just likes to munch on the cucumbers lmao #he likes the crunch

[sneeb-canons]

Heart doesn't have healthy eating habits. If given the chance, he'll just *HARF* a fucking crayon or whatever.

Mind and Soul have tried multiple times to stop him, but "the taste... *NOM*"

Headcanon #167

#he likes the crunch #which i understand #bro just munches on chalk sometimes #like susie from DR #chonny jash #submission #cj heart

[ofthecaravel]

josh kiszka had to make a new album because he spent all his money on slime

#he likes the crunch #starcatcher slime WHEN #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka

[verflares]

say, what do you think ever happened to that boy from the forest? you think he ever found what he was looking for?

#i have the vaguest hope here that tumblr wont utterly crunch the quality but i think it might be in vain. alas. #anyway take him..... i dont want to look at him anymore #link #oot #mm #loz #oot link #loz fanart #this guy + ss and botw/totk link are my fav guys btw but i think This one has my favourite story across his games and in loz lore itself #gods favourite chewtoy....... he didnt deserve any of that :( #this came out really messy i was kind of just messing around with lineart stuff so im a bit iffy on it but. i like the colours at least #Okay. anyways #my art

[atmothart]

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

#dracula daily #lizard fashion #I feel like my good friend jon does not appreciate the sheer amount of malewifeing dracula does for him #he puts a lot of effort into your dinner jon maybe don't be so judgey about how he chooses to exit the building #tumblr crunched this image but the letter in lizard dracula's mouth says 'to mina' #he's heading out to post the mail

[pinkfey]

wyll is the kinda guy to have a very high-spirited, mentally healthy workout routine and well-meaningly encourage others to do it too. like he’d definitely tell gale hey i noticed you’ve been down as you contemplate life death and your mortality.. have you tried jogging?? we can get up just before sunrise, take a hike together,, it’d be fun 🥰 and gale’s like i’d literally rather die

#like wyll is the opposite of a toxic gym bro #he and karlach do crunches together and gossip. they arm wrestle and sometimes she lets him win. #he asks people to sit on his back while he does push ups and creates a little shopping list in his head #just a solid heartthrob i love him soooooooo much #anyways.txt #bg3 posting

[starrodent]

@jonmartinweek day 8: martin’s poetry

nosey little shit. also that tiny succulent in the background is my pride and joy and i’m annoyed at myself that i only showed it in one panel

#artrodent #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartinweek 2024 #jonmartin #jmart #this is season 1 coded but i guess the whole spying on people thing is more season 2 #jon is just a scrunkly little bitch #when i say scrunkly here i am also referring to the noise some toys make where it like crackles and crunches #that’s what he sounds like when you squish him

[aq2003]

ten is aroace for this one sorry society

#human ten is actually so. different. from normal ten. i really appreciate how he's portrayed as like #this empty shell of a person. past the surface level there's just kind of nothing underneath #he isn't selfless. and nowhere near as caring. like he's fine with kids growing up to be soldiers under his watch #he is like a blank wobbly sheet of paper. factoring in reading (normal) ten as aroace and this makes the point crunch in such a funny way #dr who #asexual #aromantic #tenth doctor #aroace #aspec doc tag #10 era

[yuzuuu4]

pov: you spot someone inputting things in the data bank late at night (you're in space)

#i almost forgot noise filter grr #it gives it some crunch that i like #grabs him by the hair and shakes him #cuteness aggression or something bc of how babygirl he is #i love yinyue too i swear #dancae #caelus #(as a hand again) #dan heng #honkai star rail #hsr

[sadisthetic]

melt

#danny phantom #danny fenton #my art #guess whos been on a violent danny phantom fanfiction bender for the past few weeks #i needed to draw him at least once to get it out of my system #he wasnt bleeding originally in this i swear i just blink and bam #ectogoop on my hands #i wanna crush this boy with my bare hands #like *crimch* the combination of crunch and squish #love revisting old shows with the most whumpable guys.

[mugwot]

making the funky little guys funkier

the them

#i keep to my personal brand of everything can be made better by way of furrification #a bull a red panda a black kitty a crane and an ambiguously besnooted beast #three separate people called odile a Duck i dont know why is it something with the beak? #loop is a lion ;3 #may or may not have candy #loop was supposed to be a quick funny sketch and then the background happened boo #had to take away bonbon's hat for the sake of composition #it adds like half a head of hight to them #ngl when i first saw isabeau i thought he was a cool butch lady and instead got a surprise nice buff man #the fact that he is not a himbo was shocking #also this game made me want to try a fish head what the hell #does the skull crunch? #in stars and time #furry art #furry #isat #siffrin isat #isabeau isat #mirabelle isat #odile isat #bonnie isat #loop isat #the whole gang is here #my art

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

That HC of Danny looking like (blank) member of the batfam or like a Wayne-Adoptee ™, but instead of one of the bat kids or Bruce he looks like a masculine Martha Wayne with black hair and blue eyes. Dani as a female clone looks even more like Martha than Danny does.

Danny joining Dani in her travels for a while and the two of them stop in Gotham. They’re picking up more supplies for their “road” trip arguing over what to get when they run into an old man in a suit who looks like he’s just seen a ghost.

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #dani phantom #alfred pennyworth #Alfred’s bout to have a cry in the crisp isle of the local Gotham Walmart #why is Alfred in Walmart? he has like 10 grand kids some of them want captain crunch. that’s why. #bribing the vigilante children with sugar. by banning it in the first place. stocks. #batman #batfam #dp prompt

[black-and-yellow]

Lost

(minus grain)

#it's HAM don't freak out he's just cooking #let him cook #the image of Loudspeaker preparing meat of some kind in some grimy lair floats around in my mind and every so often resurfaces for air. #plays out like that montage of Hannibal Lecter cooking but without the criminal undertones #well without Those criminal undertones #think it sprouted from that one line where Mic is like 'yeah im gonna find out who did this and make their guts into soup' #and I was like 'oh he would make some nasty nasty meats huh' #bnha #mha #loudspeaker au #present mic #hizashi yamada #villain!mic #i hate all asmr apart from bugs and offal #if someone is eating a pizza into a microphone my stomach doth protest. But if theyre crunching down on a lil cricket? maybe a bit of liver #okayyy. yum yum yummy! #anyway play Psychopomp it's free on Steam #might make another games recommendation post sometime

[neopuppy]

I love this silly little dude

#like he just be out there existing and im like can u call me useless and slap me with spit #now hold on🤔📝 #ok but fr his mog is CRAZYYYY #like thats a FACE #also jeno taco bell live was the best thing everrrrr #ik he was DESTROYING that hotel bathroom😭😭😭😭 #boy ate half the menu….. #taco bell employee: hello— #jeno: CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #that live cured me….. #he has such ‘im just a boy’ energy #im like babe can u change my oil bc i dont wanna pay someone #and hes like ?!?! IM JUST A BOY?????? #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #MEN USED TO GO TO WAR….. #anyway yeah spit in my face and choke me until im blue in the face and shove ur fat giant co—- #🤔📝📝📝

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Culture Shock

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xiao xingchen #xue yang #a-qing #As I sit here and type out my thoughts I realize that the last panel looks like A-Qing is crushing XY's candy...oops. #she's supposed to be crunching her *own* wrapper for dramatic effect. XY's candy is still in XXC's hand. #Hes still standing there. 180 degrees out of frame. Which is where your heart is! MEANING: XXC is in your heart right now #holding out a little piece of candy that has yet to be taken. #This comic was so close to being on the chopping block. Honestly I'm still not sure I should have kept it in #but I liked this scene a lot*** and tbh the yi-city arc isn't around for much longer. Let them have fun while it lasts. #not to mention I have few opportunities to build up spanish speaking XXC. And we are close to the pay off. #XY is in his 'oh god I need to start learning the basics of this language or I will drown' phases. Lets see how well he does! #***The candy represents so much! It's a symbol of unobtainability! Of comfort and status! Both A-qing and XY crave candy as much as they- #-crave those 'unobtainables'! XY has money to by candy (part of status) but he lacks love and comfort is his life! #So XXC offering them this little piece of candy is more than just a treat! It's a piece of love! #But as sweet as candy is....it cannot last.... #(this also makes the scene where XY disrupts A-Qing's comfort by offering candy very interesting to analyze)

[mihaelkeehl]

RIP Light Yagami you would’ve loved cocaine

#go full Patrick Bateman #or speed when he’s time crunching writing those names #too bad light yagami would never touch a drug ever but that won’t stop me from saying he eats xannies like skittles #doot noot #death note