#he is shorter than this

[sienvega]

- 100 year ago, somewhere a dark corner in Hyrule castle

#the original is one of Charles Dana Gibson's drawings #YES i know link is shorter than zelda #or is he??? idk anymore #nintendo won't decide who is taller so why should i #i just stuck to the reference #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #zelink #zelda #link #sien draws #sien vega #fan art #illustration #digital painting

[opikiquu]

#he is being a good big brother #go lyney!!! gooo!!!!!!!! #★ my art #art #genshin impact #genshin art #freminet #lyney #lynette #fontaine siblings #<- i didnt know that was a tag. #i have a headcanon both lynette and freminet are taller than lyney #i donr CARE her model is shorter than his!!!! #if i dont see it it isnt real 🗣️ #lynette is sitting thats why he looks taller dw i wonr ever do it again #he deserves to be called out for the shortstack he is

[qweenofurheart]

timmy with dami and kon !

#damian might be ooc but in my heart. i believe he would care if tim put himself in danger #love the heartbeat thing for timkon #literally how tall is damian some ppl draw him to like…jason’s waist but then some ppl draw him like an inch shorter than tim so. i aimed fo #r the middle #my art #tim drake #damian wayne #conner kent #timkon #also im uploading so much bc i have nothing to do im literally living in a windowless room with only my ipad girl help #batfam #batfam fanart #batfamily #batfamily fanart #batman #batman comics #tim drake fanart #damian al ghul #damian al ghul fanart #robin #red robin fanart #robin fanart #kon el #kon el kent #timkon fanart

[frownyalfred]

I love the “Bruce is strong enough to pick up post-Lazarus Jason through sheer will and training” trope obviously, but picture:

Jason and Bruce being so heavy/muscular/fucking big, that they’re the only ones who can pick the other up.

Cue Bruce getting called in anytime Jason’s down and they need to move him. Or Jason getting pointed puppy eyes from Alfred until he sighs and picks Bruce up and carries him to bed after he passes out on the couch.

#Jason secretly loves it #and he’s also proud he’s the only one who can really carry batman #other than metas #like that man is 250+ lbs of muscle #and so is Jason #Jason is a little shorter but he’s DENSE #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #jason todd #batdad #batfam #THOUGHTS #more on that post I had about Bruce picking up his kids #yes this is about the salmon ladder #lol

[dinemunyu]

bYEE i spent way too long on this

I don't own any of the assets used in rebuilding the town and the ui—nah, that's the great work of ConcernedApe. I just merely made two extra buildings to look similar enough to the other buildings in town.

Why stardew though??? idk i couldn't sleep one night and instead detailed out the steps on how I would do this with unity and aseprite because of course I'm still thinking about trigun 24/7; only this time I've recently started playing stardew.

wanted to add Nai, Livio and the rest of the cast but i wanna work on keychains next sooooo

Nai works in the library where books are less likely to offend him. Livio helps around the orphanage. Vash likes to garden and to visit the bakery next door in his free time. Kinda want Zazie to be an absolute menace of a niece that got sent there under their care.

#can't believe im tagging stardew and trigun in one post #stardew au #trigun #I LOVEE MERYL IN THIS ONE #she's so TINY I THINK SHES A PIXEL SHORTER THAN JAS HAHAHAHHA #i was debating putting wolfwood/nicholas but he's married here #vashwood #YES THEY'RE BOTH DOING WELL AND HAPPILY MARRIED TO EACH OTHER #Sapphics milly/meryl because i said so #AND THEY'RE RUNNING A BAKERY YALL #Milly absolutely befriending everyone in town becos she's a sweetheart #the player would have competition now since vash is most definitely taking up requests from the bulletin board too

[keklordkaotic]

The canon heights are a lie.

According to my calculations, Optimus should be 9 meters tall and Starscream should be 13 meters tall. If you take the dimensions of their Masterpiece figurines (both alt and root mode) into account and then use the dimensions of the real vehicles they mimic to scale them up, this is what you get.

Here’s how an interaction between Optimus and Starscream should actually look. There is no way in Hell that an F-15 is shorter than a fucking semi-truck. The F-15 has a wingspan of 42 feet 9.75 inches and a length of 63 feet 9 inches. Meanwhile, the Freightliner FL86 cab over semi truck (the model Optimus scans in G1) is roughly ~23 feet long and ~9.8 feet tall.

Without mass-shifting, Starscream would completely dwarf Optimus Prime. It’s not even close.

#this frustrates me to no end #do you have any idea how big jets are #starscream is not shorter than optimus #he’s probably not shorter than megatron either #I spit only facts #my art #maccadam #transformers #transformers optimus #transformers starscream #optimus prime #starscream #transformers g1 #character height chart

[dedicatedfollower467]

ed the shrimpede

#edward elric #fullmetal alchemist #trigun #vash the stampede #my art #my fanart #fma:b #shitpost #i made myself laugh at this concept so many times #i love making fun of ed i'm only like 157cm tall i can't talk i'm definitely shorter than he is by the end

[qdkdraws]

Another_Shortie_Morningstar_and_his_weakness_for_tall_dangerous_women. jpeg

#I think it would be funny if Charles Morningstar took mostly Lucifer's genes #and would be shorter than “Charlotte” #yes he has a ponytail #because he can #keydidraws #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle

[canisalbus]

I made a @littleguysdaily stat chart for Machete :), featuring my own wonderful mspaint art

.

#absolutely priceless #genuinely very tempted to print this and stick it on my fridge door or something #thank you #my boy has been evaluated #his face #ಠ〰ಠ #zero slorpability that I can agree with #I feel like he's at least 2/3 chuckable #I'm shorter than him with flabby artist arms but even I could probably chuck him with moderate success #gift art #butterbeeeggs #own characters #Machete

[brother-emperors]

DO NOT BE AFRAID

this is combining Ovid's Heroides and the Excidium Troie because I can't stop thinking of Hermes telling him not to be afraid. what the fuck!! Ares is wearing the crown that Paris gave him.

I have. thoughts. about Paris. he's almost got this Troilos parallel in my mind, that the event that defines him in detail exists in a lost narrative that we don't have (the Cypria), but everyone else knew. the event that defines Troilos is his death (murdered, butchered by Achilles, the violence of which haunts everything after. Achilles, child killer, you can't escape that!), and the event that defines Paris is the Judgement. what's a lost text but a kind of grave!!

idk I don't think that Paris before the Judgement would recognize himself after bc when you become god touched, it rearranges your guts. you become transformed in the worst way possible! how could you recognize yourself! but I also think that all the Parises after the Judgement would recognize each other because that event is so locked into the trauma of war and the scar it leaves on the land, it's like a scar on the narrative too. it exists like this forever, over and over again, so you exist like that forever too. Troy collects grief and despairs.

Troy as trauma: Reflections on intergenerational transmission and the locus of trauma, Andromache Karanika

and Paris is like. a miserable little god/corpse-puppet or something, like a match for the gods to throw onto gasoline.

The Excidium Troie + Ovid's Heroides:

Excidium Troie, trans. Muhammad Syarif Fadhlurrahman

Ovid, Heroides 16 (trans. Harold Isbell)

a collection of things regarding Paris that made me go 😬 but under a cut bc this is getting. very long.

The Divine Twins in Early Greek Poetry, Corolla Torontonensis

Iliad 24 and the Judgement of Paris, C.J. Mackie

Elegy and Epic and the Recognition of Paris: Ovid "Heroides" 16, Elizabeth Forbis Mazurek

Ennian Influence in "Heroides" 16 and 17, Howard Jacobson

Paris/Alexandros in the "Iliad", I. J. F. de Jong

#long post #paris of troy #komiks tag #it's all greek to me #like. DISTANTLY. its #the iliad #drawing tag #listen i know it's fun to dunk on paris. but im a chronic killjoy. i know its cringe. mea culpa etc #i would love. I WOULD LOVE. to draw a comic and not have the commentary notes be longer than the comic itself #unfortunately i like to read and i cannot stop talking about things that i read. so this will not be changing. #ngl i keep hearing the last line 'my brother says you are a just judge' as 'and brutus says he is an honorable man' and that's smth for sur #god i wish this was shorter but then i remember it could've been longer bc i started drawing this while watching #some excellent korean horror but then i looked at myself in the mirror and said 'no. get your shit together.' #but that show is what sparked this. the themes. god i love shows. a round of applause for tv shows. #in a different world theres a version of me that didn't exercise self restraint and there's 30 screen caps from a horror show here too

[skitskatdacat63]

DTS S6E1 "Money Talks" - Fernando Alonso & Lance Stroll

#thought i might as well gif these #only thing in that ep worth gifing..... #cant say im not disappointed #but ill take my chances where i cna get them again #but was literally fighting in the trenches making these #gifing shows is just infinitely worse than gifing race stuff #especially since yknow this just came out today so i had to figure out how to clip it #so if its a bit choppy thats why ah #i love how fernando is such a manlet that i kinda had to crop lance out bcs i wanted to focus on nando LOL #like its so odd bcs he really doesnt look that much shorter than lance on stage in the first two #but in the last two hes literally tiny???? literally two apples tall?????? #anywyas dont know if ill gif anymore of this show. it annoys me too much to watch anymore and i dont know if theres anymore of my guys #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso #we do a little bit of f1

[mydairpercabeth]

minibeth truthers are rising bc we will never get a taller annabeth at this rate

#shes in platform shoes and still a head shorter than walker #LEAH IS SO TINY #1 APPLE TALL ATP #what are they feeding walker??? #hes 15 and already 5’9??? #this is insane #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson the lightning thief #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #pjo #pjo tv #percy series #minibeth #pjo tv show #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #leah jeffries

[nyerusnova]

Still thinking about... the lifts??? in Timmy's boots, from this variant cover of Batman #129.

I'm so normal about this I swear....

#tim drake #batman #dcu #comics #its been months and it still haunts me #i just think its really funny for Tim to be shorter than pretty much everyone else in his family #and the lifts are so cute to me idk why even #like lmao at tim having family members that are either GIANTS over 6ft or destined to BE giants once they hit their growth spurt lmao #meanwhile he is just tiny!!! <3 <3 <3 #ya'll do not understand how important this is to me

[shrimperini]

get these two out of my head

#my art #chelley #chell x wheatley #portal 2 #human wheatley #chell #i wake up i think about chelley i need to be sedated #wheatley is slightly shorter than that so pretend he is standing on a small box #wheatley #portal 2 fanart #portal human au

[kurenaiienishii]

My headcanon is that the vinsmokes are all brocons because have you seen sanji?

#my art #artists on tumblr #one piece #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #op #ronoroa zoro #op zosan #zosan #zosan art #vinsmoke ichiji #vinsmoke niji #vinsmoke yonji #vinsmoke reiju #vinsmoke family #vinsmoke siblings #germa 66 #sanji is not even short but I love that he’s shorter than all of them #they baby him for sur for sur

[steamclouds]

Rotating the Waterdeep Wedding in my brain (wip)

#the one time Voradras got his hair styled #LISTEN THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME #yes he's a whole head shorter than Gale I dont make the rules he's a short drow king #gale x tav #oc: voradras #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale x male tav #drow #my art #wip #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #heartweave