#he is broke

[slicedblackolives]

I don’t understand why women insist on throwing everything away for abusive bums like what the fuck can he do for you other than dump his ankle collar against furniture…

#nicki minaj #he’s a RAPIST #he’s a MURDERER #he is BROKE #WHY

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

#totk #loz #link #tulin #totk spoilers #my comics #my art #it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die #anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant” #also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day #(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol) #theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell #they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation #idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd #broke this one up also so its more viewable too #sparks art

[the-vegetarian-artist]

the PJO fandom working their butts off to find two italian babies in the background only to realize the Easter egg is Nico calling for Bianca around the 12:3 mark.

#literally just checked it out #heard Nico calling Bianca twice he sounds so small and it makes me wanna tear up #veggie tells #pjo #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #besure to listen CLOSELY i had to play it mutiple times until his voice broke through the crowd jumble

[ayo-edebiri]

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

#911 #911 abc #911edit #byaurore #usersavana #userveronika #usereena #buddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman #tuserlou #useraudrey2 #userrlaura #jddryder #tuserpris #userisaiah #usernicolo #ajlook #userabs #alivedean #911net #mialook #userriel #useralien #userthai #the coloring is on the floor it's 7pm and all i wanna do is sleeping gn i guess #you know that theory that buck is gonna end up staying with Eddie because he’s broke? yeah.

[pisscreant]

had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

#disco elysium #this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision #I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it #(do you think he could tell I was savescumming? #imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it #I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......) #shitposting tag

[skiitter]

low key very obsessed with sex-adverse Astarion. like he's The Thirst Companion. The fucking Only Fangs joke. All the smut fan content. And then it does a total 180 and he's like "actually my sexual identity was weaponized against me and i was forced to use it to lead hundreds of people to their deaths". It's just such a compelling and interesting twist on his character. I love it.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #the way he reacts to the hug almost broke me #just like so??? touch starved??? for genuine earnest kindness #also no shade to the astarion smut fans y'all were doing the Lords Work

[bobacupcake]

begging... pleading... for a bigger version of that pikachu gif (if possible), i am so utterly enchanted with it its unreal (i have that exact plush in my house!!!)

#hope this is what u mean #he's carmelas :) though im pretty sure i also had the exact same one ?! #also if anyone wants him transparent im sorry but my transparency machine broke and i dont know why #ask #potion of answers your question #Anonymous

[emotionaldisaster909]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????

AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

sourse - градоначальник хуа

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #/BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER/ #HE IS SO TINY #HE IS SO PRECIOUS #I AM GOING TO DIE #LOOK AT HIM #OH MY GOD #H E #POOR BABY #OH GOD #SEASON 3 I AM READY #COME AT ME #O H M Y G O D #天官赐福 #花怜 #heavenly official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf official #tgcf official art #tgcf season 2 #tgcf season 3???? #tgcf book 2 #hualian #hua cheng #hong er #hong hong er #tgcf news

[kitkat-the-muffin]

I love how Wallace ended up being Todd’s gay awakening and then they DIDN’T end up together in the end

Instead Wallace led him on by failing to communicate that their fling was temporary and now Todd has an unhealthy obsession with Wallace and it’s so so so funny (and so tragic)

Next thing you know Wallace’s new boyfriend is gonna have to fight Todd’s new league of Wallace’s evil exes

#BRUH HE BROKE VEGANISM FOR YOU 😭 #todd deserves better he’s been babygirlified #spto spoilers #spto #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #todd ingram #wallace wells #I didn’t even know Mobile existed is he not in the movie? #mobillace

[inspisart]

dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say

#this is not how the interaction played out in the issue btw lol I'm just having a bit of fun #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #dc #the new titans issue 65 #inspi art #I remember being baffled when i read ALPOD and tim broke into dick’s apartment like it was nothing to find out where he’d gone #like where did he learn that? reddit? #I chalked it up to comicbook goofiness and wolfman stretching suspension of disbelief a little to keep the plot moving #which is why it surprised me when they acknowledged it again #and by doing so cemented tim knowing how to pick locks and being used to breaking into apartments as a canon fact(TM) #and so hence forth he would continued to be a little contradictory weirdo who’s both normal and incredibly not normal at the same time

[batcavescolony]

Nightwing: hey Titans, umm id like to introduce you to Robin

Tim Robin: Hi

Titans: uhhh hi

Kory: h-WAIT you're the kid that showed up at my door asking about Nightwing! How did you get my address?

Dick: yeah he does that but it's fine, he's Robin now.

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #kory anders #starfire #koriand'r #teen titans #new teen titans #tim in a lonely place of dying is batshit crazy and hes not even a bat yet #like he stalked the Teeen Titans showed up at koris door and broke into dicks apartment #incorect batfam #incorrect teen titans #batfam #batfamily #the other titans are confused because.....didn't one just die? and now theirs a.. you know what thats batbusiness

[thirstywaffles]

Bingqiu singer au where sqq is secretly lbh's super fan

#doodley #i blacked out while doodling fhis LMAO #alnst round 6 broke me so here's me coping through making silly aus #anyways i was trying to give lbh one of those rizz wolfcut and sqq a slicked back hair (he just got home from work) #this is very self indulgent sorry bros #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #svsss #sv #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingyuan

[matchamiko]

Teaching Dabi how to eat pussy the way you like it but he’s so desperately sloppy and messy about it that you just hump his face with one hand gripping his hair and the other tight on your own throat.

He’s inexperienced, mostly, he doesn’t give often if not at all to the partners he’s had in the past, few and far between; but then you came along and all of a sudden he’s offering and begging and demanding. He’s so used to seeing pussy eating in porn, in magazines that he’s got no rhythm, no method, no thought behind his guzzling and slurping and biting. So when you anchor yourself to him with a frustrated little whine, lifting your hips and grinding smoothly and sweetly against his tongue and his nose; Touya swears sees new colours and hears new sounds. The wet click of your cunt against his lips and chin, the shuddering of your thighs either side of his head, your mumbles and gasps against your constricted throat, and your encouraging praises of him just staying right there, just like that Touya. He cums loud and wet as he looks up at you through his lashes, half angry that you’re not teaching him like you said but half insane over the state of you, using him to your heart’s content.

#I have no energy to write anything long:(( m so tired and broke and sad #anyways u need to teach him because he’s a loser #dabi x reader #Dabi smut #bnha smut #Touya Todoroki smut #touya todoroki x reader #bnha x reader #mha x reader #mha smut

[esper-eclipse]

kageyama kun look at this trick i learnt!!

#he broke his jaw afterwards #president of the teru silliness club #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #hanazawa teruki #terumob #espclpse #terumobble #hehehehe

[ekk0klo]

"One eye on the clock one eye on the mirror"

#this took so long to make #he is everything to me #The way this man broke through my art block #EKKOdraws #My art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #Hazbin hotel

[bivampir]

it's SO funny that when asked what he had to do to prepare for his role in IWTV Sam Reid says he had to learn how to play the piano, learn to speak French, Italian, and English with a French accent. Bailey read IWTV religiously and added her own comments, and kept an actual fucking journal she wrote entirely as Claudia. meanwhile Jacob Anderson, when asked the same question, just responds with “oh nothing, i was already emo”. icons and legends only

#I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #JUST TO BE CLEAR #I don't think Jacob didn't put a lot of effort into his Louis he's an incredibly talented actor and makes Louis everything he shouldve been #he's legit amazing and the way you as a viewer get a very clear sense of who Louis is and what's he like IMMEDIATELY after meeting him #not to mention how fucking HARD it is to play a deeply repressing character without making them feel actually emotionless. #and Jacob fucking nails it #NOT TO MENTION THE AMERICAN ACCENTS????? TWO DISTINCT ACCENTS THAT ARE BOTH SO PLAUSIBLE I WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN HE'S FUCKING BRI'ISH? #I JUST THINK HIS RESPONSE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS #IWTV #Jacob Anderson #Bailey Bass #Sam Reid #interview with the vampire #iwtv cast #amc iwtv #my posting #wow it's been a while #3rd degree failpost #didn't even notice this broke 1k 😭😭😭