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rubyof-thesea · 4 months
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“that’s right, im the villain” yeah you fucking ARE!! you are a walking bundle of red flags thinly coated by a nice guy demeanor & an embarrassing haircut!!!
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mcsaiccfmusesa · 2 years
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Morgan~
@kissofthemuses
Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
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bruciemilf · 11 days
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Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.
Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.
me·​di·​um·​ship
/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/
“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”
“Yep,”
Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.
The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.
“Fascinating.”
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willowser · 3 months
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katsuki standing in the kitchen, sneering across the bar while he tells your daughter, "if y'don't get. away. from that tree, i'm gonna put you in this oven and cook. you." and she just gives him the very typical bakugou smirk, and puts back the unopened present she'd snatched up.
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nerdpoe · 6 months
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Headcanon that Damian can make absolute Masterpiece works of art in terms of cake art. Tim...Tim fucking cannot. But Tim is the better baker.
It drives Damian up a fucking wall.
Damian makes a cute little cake that looks like a hedgehog?
Tim makes an...eldritch monstrosity with spikes and jagged approximations of fangs.
But Tim's always tastes better.
Damian cannot for the life of him figure out how the fuck he's doing it! He follows the recipe, he does everything right!
Tim, meanwhile, isn't too keen on all that icing art shit; but he understands chemistry well enough to know how to make a kickass cake with a few alterations from the original recipe.
Damian...Damian doesn't necessarily need to know that he's altering the recipes they use.
It's funny watching him get pissed off.
inspired by this.
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dykealloy · 2 months
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small aside but y'know how luffy's stupidity is usually met with physical abuse of some kind? anyway. here's law's worst in response to luffy being manipulated by his arch nemesis
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hellyeahpancakes · 1 year
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fuck it them-centric (re-)post bcus i love these cartoon bastards
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salteytakesonmanga · 8 months
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BIG DISHONORABLE MENTION FOR THIS WORD CHOICE. Zoro does not call Nami a “scheming woman.” What is with the translators making Zoro into a complete hater towards Nami?? Vivi says she can’t understand what Miss All Sunday is thinking, and Zoro replies “we’ve already got that type of person on this ship.” He never said anything about women at all! If you think of someone on the ship whose thought process is completely incomprehensible…
…HE’S TALKING ABOUT LUFFY.
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matd0 · 1 year
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Drew like a dark, fucked up version of eyeless jack wearing a croptop haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
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<3
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go6jo · 7 months
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suguru whose hands are always carresing your neck whenever he is kissing you, gently massaging your skin as if easing you into the kiss. he’d lean in to touch his lips with yours, his hand resting on the front of your neck, at the base, not really applying any pressure just keeping it there for purchase. then hes kissing you so languidly like he has all the time in the world and his hand starts creeping up the column of your neck, his fingertips ghosting over your skin leaving goosebumps in their wake before he wraps it around the middle and its still gentle but his grip is a little more steady now, his fingertips digging very softly into your skin and kneading, his thumb rubbing small circles over your pulse in a way that makes you feel so dizzy as you relax into the kiss. he just makes it so easy for you to want to submit to him without even trying, you’re light-headed and you’re moaning into his mouth and the kiss isn’t even a heated one, he’s barely doing anything, just feeling you up a little and kissing you very slowly and so lovingly but its enough to leave you a hot mess and clinging on to him, gripping his biceps for more.
one morning you’re lying in bed, both of you barely awake, and you have your head on his stomach while he’s stroking your hair, brushing his fingers through the strands to untangle the knots that had woven themselves into your hair during the night. it’s so cozy and you’re just enjoying the silence when his finger hooks under your chin to make you look up before he runs his thumb over your bottom lip.
“suguru.” you trail off. this early? you had barely recovered from the previous night but he keeps on leisurely tugging on your lip and your tone is playful because you know its an innocent gesture, he just likes having his hands on you sometimes.
“c’mon, indulge me a little” he chuckles and you give in, letting his finger into your mouth, your lips slightly open as he applies a little pressure on your tongue. you wrap your lips around his digit but he pulls away.
he pushes himself up the bed, laying with his back against the headboard then hooks his arms under yours. “up.” and pulls you up with him.
you’re sitting sideways with your legs bent over his when he starts kissing you, holding your chin in between his thumb and his pointer finger. his tongue feels heavenly on yours but you’re so easily distracted when his hand starts going down your neck, stopping just below your collarbones. he’s just mindlessly stroking the skin on your upper chest before he brings it up again to wrap around your neck, carefully, just holding it there while his fingers knead gently on your flesh.
and you’re getting eager, fingers digging into his shoulders and tugging him closer, your breathing is heavy but he still does not budge, keeping the same slow pace from before, keeping his pace. there’s no hurry.
“slow down, baby” he kisses your jaw, then the spot on your neck where his thumb was rubbing on just a few seconds ago, he lingers there for a while, nibbling and sucking on your skin “we’re not in a rush”
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yes-asil · 10 months
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Dream Team is going to turn 10 this year, so a decade passed with me giggling at Luigi on the bottom screen doing a little jolt in his sleep whenever I jump.
Also; headcanon that he has been nothing but sleepy since he arrived on the island and Mario is constantly worried Luigi's gonna fall flat on his face during battles in real life/is hurting him while traveling through his dream world.
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coffeenonsense · 7 days
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"Wah the woke gay agenda has gone too far they put gambit in a crop top" first of all I can't believe this is an actual take i saw with my eyes online. he looks incredible cry harder about it
secondly complaining about gay shit (like crop tops??!) in legitimately any iteration of x-men is a complete failure of media comprehension on a truly apocalyptic level
thirdly I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me where you see a single fucking ounce of heterosexuality. Look at this man in a pink breastplate, trenchcoat, thigh high boots and fingerless gloves and tell me where in the room the straightness is hiding:
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PLEASE.
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strrwbrrryjam · 3 months
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one thing homophobic gamer bros like to say to those who headcanon arthur was gay/bi or ship charthur is that "arthur was likely homophobic bc a lot of people were back then" and like. no??? he wasn't???
arthur meets margaret, the mistress of danger and his reaction is not anger, nor any sort of discomfort around his presence, he's honestly mostly confused and exasperated at his personality, as arthurs old and tired and margaret very well isn't. he isn't cruel to margaret at all and bares no judgement, he only really gets annoyed when margaret says he shouldn't give him the emerald because his dad wouldn't want him to.
he meets mr black and mr white, two men who have recently escaped from prison and watches their relationship change from hatred to love in a handful of meetings, he helps them go on to live a better life and when he figures out that mr black and mr white are in a relationship with one another, he advises them to go and find somewhere safe and secluded because "a lot of people don't like people like him," actively warn them against the type of people the gamer bros accuse him to be.
charles châtenay, comes to arthur while disguised as a woman and all he really is, is confused. charles asks him to help and protect him and arthur does. charles kisses arthur and the only thing he tells him is that "do not do that again," he doesn't yell, he doesn't shoot charles, and he doesn't even stop helping him, all he asks him is to not do that again. he's not even that annoyed, even though he would have been justified to be annoyed in this instance since he wasn't consenting to the kiss.
throughout all of this, there's no anger or discomfort to this, he's just- mostly confused, and once he gets past his confusion, he helps them anyway, even giving them advice and well wishes for them to be safe during this hateful time.
its like- no brad, arthur wasn't homophobic, you are though, and you don't get to hide your homophobia and general discomfort with queer people with a character who rockstar tells you, with a handful of examples, that he has no judgement and hatred towards people who are queer.
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guys i just beat after expansion check this out
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wwxsflutesolo · 8 months
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"Chuuya. Come to your senses. Our fate will not end in a place like this. Because you and I are destined to—"
@/kedreeva// ernest hemingway - the old man and the sea// death cab for cutie - summer years// unknown// unknown// lidia yuknavitch - the chronology of water: a memoir// richard siken - saying your names// taylor swift - gorgeous// unknown// victor hugo - les miserables// jeanette winterson - lighthousekeeping// sylvia Plath - lady lazarus// margaret atwood - power politics// tory adkisson - Anecdote of the Pig//richard siken - planet of love, wishbone// ethel cain - hard times// margaret atwood - variations on the word love
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honeypleasejustkillme · 10 months
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i’ve talked about this before but a bpd symptom i absolutely HATE is the lack of emotional permanence.
no matter how many loving people i have in my life, the second they are gone it's like i was never loved and that it's all in my imagination but as soon as they come back, it's like i've never been sad
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