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#he has the energy for it. and he'd find it very funny to watch ur limbs die and fall apart.
fyodorloveclub · 1 year
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omggg me for the matchup
We'll just say my nickname is B. I'm 22 and a physics major/math minor. I work full time as a bartender atm but I hope to get my PhD and live a life where I never have to work customer service ever again. I'm a Capricorn sun, Leo moon, Scorpio rising, ISTP, apparently a type 8 enneagram. I'm the oldest of three siblings and I'd do absolutely anything for my brother and sister.
I have two ferrets who are the closest thing to children I will ever have. I love the arts and finding ways to express myself through hair, clothes, tattoos/piercings, etc. Speaking of, I have a mullet. It's not dyed rn because I'm too lazy to keep up with bleaching my hair so it's just brown. I drive a station wagon cause I'm exceptionally queer.
I've lived my entire life in the mountains so I really want to go to grad school abroad or at least in a city bc I love uprooting my life and starting over and being an anonymous menace to society.
Fun fact! I wasn't even going to go to college, I was just gonna join the circus because I did 15 years of ballet and gymnastics and never thought I could afford school. I always wanted to be one of the people that dances on the silk ropes. I had a wonderful high school science teacher that helped me apply and encouraged me to pursue an academic life. I do art as stress relief thus my blog.
I have no preference for who I do or don't get matched with bc I love these things and hearing what other people think <3
! B x Kunikida !
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★ OK OK i feel like this maybe wouldn't have been ur first choice but hear me out
★ i get the sense that you have very strong morals and values, and are very firm in what u believe in. similar to a certain sexy bloody blonde man
★ you're a fuckin ride or die. you would do anything no questions asked for your siblings, and that's something kunikida really respects and admires in you
★ you also both hardcore give oldest sibling energy
★ physics major/math minor and a former algebra teacher. cmon.
★ though kunikida can be kind of a straight edge, especially appearance wise, but i think there is a very big difference between the standards he holds for himself and the standards he holds for a partner. and he absolutely LOVES your style and loves how you use it to express yourself.
★ he really has an appreciation for the arts as well; he loves his silly little special notebooks, he has an eye for the finer things. your art fascinates him. he loves watching you create, and loves to pick your mind to better understand your creative process.
★ i can see really sweet, calm nights with the two of you where he reads or scribbles down some thoughts while you sketch or draw. there's comfortable silence, maybe some music or a podcast or tv show on in the background. an occasional glance over at what you're doing, and you ask for periodic updates on what he's reading or thinking about. peaceful moments are something the two of you really treasure, especially together.
★ kunikida would just be fascinated with you and what makes you, you. your past in ballet and gymnastics amazes him, and he wants to learn everything about it. its so different from what he's known and you would expose him to so many new topics and ideals and personalities that he never would've experienced before. he's a man about learning and i think you could teach him a lot.
★ he would definitely have to take time to come around to the ferrets, he'd be a little skittish around them at first dkfjdkfj he just doesn't seem like a ferret guy but i envision him eventually coming to love them even more than u do. and suddenly walking in the door one day and seeing him cradling one of them like a baby idk how u hold ferrets
★ it is. so funny that you're an enneagram 8 bc that is exactly what i headcanon kunikida to be. this can be good and bad. you both are very headstrong and have firm opinions and ideas, and are both very straightforward speakers, but you might have trouble showing and communicating emotions. and both of your desires to be very self-reliant may make it difficult to put trust into the other. but both of you are rational, mature adults that can logically work this out, it would so work.
★ you guys would so bond over your appreciation for academia, and i think he'd be a bit jealous of your continued path within it. but of course always supportive hehehhehe
★ and god pls teach this man some stress relief outlets he so desperately needs it
★ i don't think kunikida would be huge on PDA, but if you get him home just the two of you, he's stuck to you like a fucking koala. i dont know why i can just see the two of you coexisting so well
can i be the flower girl at your guys' wedding. thank u and goodbye
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blackwaxidol · 3 years
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valin's funniest weakness is that the easiest way to escape him is literally just to go into water because he can't actually swim. fruit defeated.
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damonsexywifey · 3 years
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helo today i am going to be talking about daddy papi sexy icon Damon Salvatore. I know im fucking obsessed but this man makes my ovaries explode so i need some way to let it all out so here i go
first things first his mf looks
his eyes omfg his eyes he could stare at me and i would melt his bright blue eyes i already am quite a fan of pretty eyes but his eyes ive been obsessed for a very long time like wtf his eyes are so seductive and for what why do you do this to me huh damon why oh why HIS eyes omg when he looks at elena is with such care and love, id PAY for him to look at me like that HE COULD STOMP ON ME AND ID SAY SORRY AND THANK YOU ok now his little smirk oml when he did something bad he'd do his little smirk and i know it'd be very sociopathic of me to actually enjoy that but why the fuck did i get turned on by that why is he such a sex icon big dick energy is radiating I COULD LITERALLY BE WATCHING A SCENE OF HIM AND ELENA FLIRTING CASUALLY AND I'D BE SWEATING THAT WOULD FILL A WHOLE OCEAN I'D NEED TO PAUSE AND TAKE A BREATHER BECAUSE THAT MAN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
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OMG THESE SCENES WERE SO EXCITING FOR ME, ID PAUSE AND JUST ADMIRE THE ELEGANT BODY OF THIS SUCH MAN AND THERE WERE SO MANY BATHROOM SHOTS OF THIS MAN HAVING A SHOWER LIKE I DONT BLAME THE DIRECTOR REPEATING THIS SHOT
WHY YOU SAY?? I MEAN LOOK AT HIM ITS NOT FAIR CAN I BE ELENA
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SCREAMS SCREAMS UMM DONT BE SHY UNBUTTON MORE
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OK NOW IVE DONE A LOOKS ASSESSMENT. IT IS OFF TO DO A PERSONALITY ANALYSIS BECAUSE HE COULDVE BEEN REALLY HOT AND HAD A DEAD PERSONALITY like matt (sorry matt ps i still love you) but no damon has not let me down with his personality so lemme talk about that
the fucking humour:
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OK THIS IS JUST mf fragments to his smart ass humour but omg this guy is carrying the show with its humour, i find humour extremely attractive so him just being a little devilish sociopathic smart ass bastard boy is all i ask for and it was received, stefan is great lemme tell u that but one of the reasons its damon>stefan for me its maybe because i prefer playful characters who can quit the intensity and actually have fun so yea personal preferences come into this
Emotional:
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my boy is very emotional, hes a vampire yada yada but he hasnt flicked the switch off of his humanity hes still a ball of fluff who tries to cover it up with spikes so he seems tough but some sad scenes you can see right through him like some above. The first one is him letting things pile up over and over again and its killing him in the inside hes such a cinnamon roll and all he needs is a hug and someone to tell him hes gonna be alright...can i plz volunteer to do that ✋
the second one was a scene that made go waaaaaaa and tear up because that was the scene when he was opening up about how he wants and loves elena but shes not hers, shes stefans around then. The fact hes showed as some type of dickhead but he could be rlly douchy and literally just steal her away from stefan but he doesnt because shes "brothers girl" aaa hes caring and it hurts how much he does and his sad scenes hurt, hes not bad hes just very broken inside.
Unapologetically Honest
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one of the reasons i love about him is that hes just so mf honest which is ironic because around s2 its just elena calling him a liar anyways hes honest with a lack of apology which i feel like would be extremely necessary when theres a flock of bad guys always at your doorstep, sugar covered words aren't needed tbh thats where his honesty comes in
hes aware of himself and knows that he can be dickhead some way or another so its funny when hes aware kinda gives definition to his character being a self proclaimed dickhead
i stan alarics and damons friendship theres so mf honest with eachother, alaric could be getting emotional about his relationships and this man could just go "but they're dead.. *sips tea* " hes so unbothered theres something attractive about it
Romantic:
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umm so i kinda forgot the post only allows 10 pics so you lot are lucky enough that u get a video
anyways im extremely attracted to intense romance rather than cutesy lovey dovey, this guy ticks the box for intense hes so mf sexy with like one touch can u explain this science to me BECAUSE THIS GUY SCREAMS SEX WTF AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ELENA CONTROLS HER SEXUAL DESIRES BECAUSE BITCH U SURE DO KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING THIS BASTARD WOULD TELL ME TO DO ANYWAYS THERE WAS THIS SCENE WHERE ELENA WAS WORKING OUT AND THIS GUY WAS TOUCHING HER RIBCAGE OR SOMETHING AND THE HEAVY BREATHING I'D PROBABLY FAINT IN HIS ARMS BUT THIS WOMAN HELD IT TOGETHER CAN HE PLZ TAKE ME ADOPT ME ILL LIVE IN UR HOME I'LL LIVE IN THE TINIEST PLACE IN UR HOUSE I DONT MIND ME I JUST NEED TO BE GRACED BY UR LOOKS the intensity is legit like fire to the skin, i blush and scream for elena im a literal pterodactyl screeching when he comes on screen with him naked and one towel covering his big dick i would write the director a mf big ass letter to persuade him to let damon walk in with no towel pls i beg cmon u can do it i know u want too
anyways overall damon salvatore is my husband papi daddy and i do admit i simp for him and hes hit me like a wrecking ball im on s3 for vampire diaries ill keep u lot updated if anything happens in my shift of simp but for now im kind of addicted to this bootylicious babe actually now i think about it what if i actually ever meet him or something id probably weep and faint yes that'd happen ill probably just stare and i dont blame him if he kicks me out for being a creep anyways uh this was my essay hope u lot enjoy because i sure as heck enjoyed screaming my burning passionate love for Damon Salvatore if someone was selling a damon salvatore in store id be the first one to purchase and i feel like i speak for the nation of damon simps ily babes because i totally understand this lust you have for him
anywho bye bye xoxoxo
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