#he even spells it with two gs so you know he’s an asshole

[loudlittledemon]

I’ve tried very nicely to get my neighbor to pick up his dogs poop. I’ve chatted with him and mentioned it, then when I stepped in it i asked him again. My other neighbor or put up those “pick up after your dog signs” didn’t work. I even painted a cute fucking birdhouse that I put dog bags in with a “please take :)” sign. Didn’t work either.

So I have come to the conclusion that the only solution here is to get an air horn, hide behind a tree when he takes his dogs out, and then jump out and scream, “PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOGS, FUCKHEAD!”

If that doesn’t work I’m all for picking up all of his dogs poop (it’s everywhere I can’t deal) put it in a box, set that box on his porch with a pretty ribbon and let him open that lovely surprise.

Or just set the box of shit on fire. I like that option too.

Ugh.

#wow I sound like yzma #yzma #neighborhood problems #dog #shitpost #literally #pick up after your dogs #get fucked Gregg #he even spells it with two gs so you know he’s an asshole

[maryflowerw]

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Here are some posts submitted to the site:

From someone who knows JR. Jeff Roven has known David Duchovny for years. They pal around NY together. I know Jeff Roven through my husband’s friends. I guess this isn’t public knowledge since no one has mentioned it so I hope you don’t mind that I’m posting this on anon. I was told by my husband that David and a lawyer friend of theirs helped Gillian and Jeff connect for the book. I don’t know why he would lie and say that he didn’t know about it when he is one of the people responsible for making it happen. I’m the original Jeff Anon. I feel like a serious asshole right now. I met Jeff at work functions that I attended with my husband. I’ve never had to spell out his last name. We aren’t close friends, we don’t hang out outside of those events. But I do know him and I don’t doubt my husband’s information. I just feel like an asshole and I’m really sorry. I really thought his name had an E and not an I. I’m going to hide from tumblr for some time due to embarrassment.

Mr. X:

Hi! I was reading your blind item about the vacatioining couple and I can definitely assure you it’s true. They were in Hawaii. DD met his ex wife some days later in the US to drop Miller (in Texas if I’m not mistaken) there’s a pic of that. All the kids get along excellently. Not the first time they go on vacation together. You don’t expect them to book using their names, do you?;)

Hi again, the bg post was mine. They went there as a couple, in fact, been a couple for years. Trying to protect the kids from the crazy and paps. Few days, private resorts, Private booking. Not the first time. Several trips in these years to different secluded parts of the world. No fuck buddies, Real solid couple for years. Paranoid to say the least. Thanks for replying in a nice way, even though you may not believe. As someone said, the answers are there, just pay attention.

Mr. X again:) Bonus clue: how do you think GA could know what David’s mom would think? (Remember NYCC ’13)

This something has been going on from the start, oh yeah. Noticed how they get flustered everytime they remember the audition process? They’ve known each other’s families for a looong time (I’ll leave it up to you how he introduced her to his mom, but he might have introduced her in the 3 ways you described;) People have no idea the kind of bond these two have.

Mr X here: speaking of the Empire Cinema and the premiere, Mr D did spend the night in Mrs Gs hotel room. You can ask hotel clerks;)

Mr X here: why do people think they hated/hate each other? Isn’t there enough evidence to support the fact that they are very fond of each other nowadays (I would say they love each other but I don’t want to offend sensibilities;). And they never hate each other in the past either. Is it any coincidence their period of most strain was just after Mr D married his ex? No. Just think about why.

#JR #MrX #vacations