#he does this all the time

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Crosshair: If you’re flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets?

Wrecker: Blue, because ice cream has no bones.

Tech: *unholy screeching*

Hunter: guys PLEASE stop Tech is already stressed out enough

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb #tbb incorrect quotes #crosshair is such a little shit #he does this all the time #with no remorse

[sailor-aviator]

If this man at work tells me how to do my job one more FUCKING time, I swear to god…

#Liz’s personal tag #he does this all the time #I was on the phone with a student and he’s messaging me what to say to her #and it was t even the right info #if you know so much dude why didn’t you tell her #why did you transfer her to me if you know so much #fuck outta here actually

[gay-nidoking]

Why does my idiot son sit like this all the time

#adventures in feline fatherhood #he does this all the time #like ALL the time #is it comfortable???

[heretherebedork]

Look, there's a reason my bed is so messy and it's not me.

#wizzard #my dog #he does this all the time #also yes i have lots of stuffed animals

[chalkbird]

no one:

truly absolutely no one:

brennan lee mulligan: i used to work at a summer camp-

#he does this all the time #like yeah #we know #heard you the last fifteen times #/affectionate #i love him so dearly #brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #d20 #dungeons and dragons #dnd #critical role #exu: calamity

[avayarising]

Bruce: You need to get going, Jason, or you'll be late.

Jason: I am late.

Bruce: No, there's still half an hour –

Jason: As in, the late Jason Todd.

Bruce: *nose pinch*

#batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #he does this all the time

[the-tragic-heroine]

Trying to play the piano when you have a cat

#personal #cat #piano #he does this all the time

[addsalwayssick]

i choose to be ignorant, oblivious, and naive to the fact that my library books are 6 months overdue.

#library books #library #shut up #i delete the emails telling me about it #‘what’s that?’ #‘i’ve never had a library book’ #james potter coded #james potter #he does this all the time

[nyahkmenrah]

Me, ancient Egyptian, saying good morning: bahka nōfer guys.

L, anime fictive, Japanese: Baka what? Did you just call me stupid?

#he does this all the time #he knows what it means he just likes to stir the pot #endo safe #fictive blog #introject blog #introject #fictive #just plural things #plural things #plural blog #system memes #just system things

[renegade-skywalker]

Kaito was for sure a hermit crab in a past life

#cats #cats of tumblr #my silly baby boy #he does this all the time

[texas-bbq-pringles]

manny's kicking his toilet out again

#he does this all the time #it's okay though he's cute #he keeps jumping out and then jumping back in and digging #my parents are gonna see if trimming his nails helps

[usopp-writes]

Whitebeard telling Dad Jokes - cue the crew groaning in the background, though some does crack up. Whitebeard: "How do you get a squirrel to like you?" Whitebeard: "Actlike a nut." Whitebeard: "How does a taco say grace?" Whitebeard: "Lettuce pray." Whitebeard: "What kind of shoes does a ninja wear?" Whitebeard: "Sneakers." Whitebeard: "My old captain once told me a joke about boxing." Whitebeard: "I guess I missed the punchline." Whitebeard: "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" Whitebeard: "A meltdown." Whitebeard: "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?" Whitebeard: "Because then it would be a foot."

#whitebeard #dad jokes #he does this all the time #can you hear marco groaning? #bc i can

[blueberry-boi]

Classic blueberry

#big dog #doggo #fluffy dog #pyrenees mountain dog #cute dog #dogphotography #dogs #great pyrenees #great pyr #he does this all the time #spooning the toilet #lol #y tho

[pettykingratboyy]

Why did he even want it

#the salami was RIGHT THERE #cats #cat #my cats #my cat mercury #weird cat #mercury #orange cat #orange cat behavior #this went on for several minutes #he does this all the time

[milimeters-morales]

Miles, very loudly and in broad daylight: wow i can’t believe you support DENYING BASIC SUPPLIES and CARE to the youth of today. I can’t believe you actually CONTRIBUTE to WORLD HUNGER. do you want me to SHRIVEL UP and DIE? you can be honest. I won’t THROW MYSELF OFF THIS BUILDING if you say yes. it’s okay that you ARENT A NATURAL BLOND.

Peter: FINE YOU CAN HAVE MY CHIPS

#he does this all the time #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #peter parker

[perversionsofjustice]

Why is he like this

#Bruiser #he does this all the time