#he couldn’t have

[mo-mode]

The Biblically Accurate Trio in TLT

#it’s not that they don’t have the other two it’s that they all had their smarts privileges revoked #Annabeth lost her street smarts and common sense privileges when she tried to buy all that candy with only $200 #Percy lost his common sense and book smarts privileges when he couldn’t figure out he was a son of Poseidon after using literal water powers #grover lost his book smarts and street smarts privileges after trying to reason with Medusa and a cop respectively #they’re all my children tho #don’t worry they’ll get their privileges back #eventually #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #annabeth chase #grover underwood

[cologona]

“Jason should have ducked”

Jason gave Bruce a gun to shoot him with.

Jason gave him three options but there are only two results. Either Joker dies and Jason is left alive or Joker lives and Jason is too dead to care. That’s not an accident you have to understand.

It’s the most miserable “win if I win, win if I lose” I’ve ever seen set up and it worked. The neck slice moment isn’t just written for shock value it’s a demonstration of the truth of Jason’s point. Sometimes refusing to choose one over the other is just a choice for the other.

#i know that’s not really what ‘he should have ducked’ is about #but it was a convenient way to make my point I’ve been thinking about for a while and couldn’t structure into words #jason todd #put a pin on it #📌

[vainvaiheart]

behind every sandy man is a woman rooting for his downfall

#do ants have integrity #sir crocodile #nico robin #one piece #I fucking LOVED the alabasta arc #crocodile simultaneously one of the stupidest and smartest villains #dude managed to successfully create a coup in a country that couldn’t be successfully avoided #but also he falls for telephone scams #I want to kiss him on the mouth #also NICO ROBIN MY BELOVED #SHES SO BADASS #wife for sure #she’s so dramatic #that entrance on the stairs? #SERVE

[arsillanola]

They were best friends your honor

#having feels about these two #he grew up and saved his best friend #I just #couldn’t stop imagining halsin as a boy #looking for frogs and bugs with Thaniel #bg3 fanart #halsin #bg3 halsin #thaniel #my art #I also feel like I have better ideas than I can execute #but this will do #artists on tumblr #digital artist

[khytal]

modern au movie date for vash’s birthday :]

#vashwood #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #legato bluesummers #trigun #khyt.art #this is for uhhh vashwood fluff week but I couldn’t think of anything sweet so I went for silly #I put a copious amount of glitter in vash’s hair he’s gonna be sparkly for days #also no I do not have any lore to go with this lmao #vash is just being nice bc he’s vash #but ww and legato have never gotten along #that’s all I got lol

[quiddie]

Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈

#2 for 2 on Dirty Laundry #I think I should do it now while it’s Black History Month #oooh and get Rashawn to take over Make Some Noise #and Lou takes Game Changer #just a full Dropout overthrow #we’ll call it the Blackout #anyway I’m WAY too into this bit now #and I’m salty I couldn’t tell at Sam on Twitter about it #but in all seriousness I’m so excited for Ify #he’s the fucking BEST and going to crush it #and I’ll always have Trapp on my board game box #and Saltzman in my heart! #let’s fucking GO!!!

[time-slink]

failed invis

#my art #ethoslab #trafficblr #secret life #messy as hell so in case u can’t tell: this is when he went red; he’s standing in a river #only let myself spend about an hour on this because anything more would’ve hurt my brain #(i know he just couldn’t unequip his shield in time shhh artistic liberty X)) #you ever get an image so strong you have to get it out of your head somehow. yeah

[desirableendings]

Goodbye to the one and only “comically inept Prince Hamlet for our pathetic times”

#succession #kendall roy #I honestly couldn’t have summed it up better. and it applies to more succession characters #and yeah this episode solidified all that… like he is not serious and he would be better in Tuscany #but sadly mentally he would never understand that as happiness and thus he will always be miserable…

[apollos-boyfriend]

my favorite part about the dsmp as it currently stands is that since the creators are done they’re over it you can just say whatever the fuck you want. there’s no possible future canon to dispute it. there’s no creator who’s going to step out of the woodworks because they’re not touching that again with a 30 foot pole. i can say the most insane bullshit never be proven wrong and i think that’s beautiful

#icarus speaks #this is about the things i have done to cpurpled. as always #what’s purpled gonna do? hm? you gonna tell me she DOESNT use however many fucking pronouns i’ve slapped on her? #hm? gonna tell me he isn’t the server’s top brony? #he couldn’t stop me when the server WAS running and by god he can’t fucking stop me now

[plushieanimals]

sanrio x sega toys ⭐️ beatcats 🩷💜🩵💚💛

#sanrio #so much work went into this photoset #so happy he have more heart emoji colors now i couldn’t resist #sega toys #beatcats #cat #cats #sega #plush #i love you beatcats #plushcore #plushies #plushie #toycore #rainbow #mia #layla #emma #chelsea #rico

[whateveryousaycappy]

Uh oh, angry!

#william afton #fnaf #fnaf fanart #my art tag #fnaf movie #they couldn’t have given us a scene where he was crawling around all bloody and pathetic? #I don’t ask for much…

[whaliiwatching]

list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie

#spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #miles morales #peter b parker #mayday parker #peni parker #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #ft a little spider goddess #under the readmore is just a different version of the miguel and miles onion headline lol #im actually pretty proud of how these turned out #peni looks cute miguel looks techy peter b looks kind of on model even #i wouldve drawn miguel with the ‘dont cry endless possibilities’ bit but he was NOT that nice about it hahaaa #i know in my heart of hearts peter noir would not have been brainwashed like peter b #sorry peter b you’re just such an easy punching bag 😔😔 #couldn’t find a meme for jess bc. she’s actually responsible lol #but she will get one if i can find one

[imagine-too-many-books]

Imagine Annabeth and Percy have a kid early, unplanned and it kinda fucks with their finances so Percy drops out of school to get a job so he can care for the kid and support Annabeth in school. At first he gets a job teaching kids sword fighting but then he hears about underwater welding which pays well because it’s dangerous but Percy is a child of the sea so it’s much less so for him. His boss is even willing to give him flexible hours which means Annabeth doesn’t have to take their kid to class anymore and they can actually afford daycare (why does is it the price of a mortgage nowadays???). A huge financial burden is lifted and Percy doesn’t mind the work so it’s good all the way around.

Fast forward to when Annabeth is done her masters in architecture and lands a job at a top firm. They’ve got savings and have Annabeth’s income to rely on. Percy heads back to school and finishes a degree in marine biology, going on to research some really niche topics like how underwater welding impacts the environment and shifting from there until he’s a well known expert in the field.

Just them finding their way. Supporting each other and landing on their feet no matter what

#i really like the idea of Percy having a non-linear path through school to a career #he’s 17 #just because Annabeth knows what she wants to do doesn’t mean he does #let him find his path #also if Percy and Annabeth had an accidental baby #(completely possible once they’re at New Rome though I do believe they’re careful and responsible about it) #and if they couldn’t survive with the baby on scholarships + Fredrick’s money for Annabeth + what little Sally and Paul can spare #I think Percy would be the one to drop out for a full time job #and then go back to school once they’re stable #also I just generally think Percy would be the primary parent so Annabeth could really pursue her career #and because Annabeth’s job probably pays more and has more earning potential #percy and annabeth #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percabeth #post HoO

[ineffableteeth]

That look he gave Crowley…He wants him so bad I can’t

He had to look away to suppress his unholy thoughts

Did you see how he looked down his body? He took everything in

#He really gave him those fuck me eyes #being chained up with Crowley in his presence couldn’t have been easy to deal with #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #gay omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens aziracrow #good omens crowley #crowley good omens #aziracrow good omens #crowphale good omens #good omens crowphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale

[forgetful-nerd]

The 2012 TMNT boys have died or have almost died so often that, at this point, they probably have some sort of unspoken “no one’s declared dead until we find the body” rule.

#if I had a nickel for everytime a turtle got disintegrated during this show I’d have two nickels #which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice #also see: Leo nearly dies more than four different times #I’m not even going to touch on how often Splinter nearly dies #or the fact he DIED TWICE #my god they couldn’t catch a break #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 raph #donatello #2012 leo #2012 donnie #2012 mikey #michaelangelo #raphael #leonardo #donnie #leo #raph #mikey #tmnt leo #tmnt raph #tmnt mikey #tmnt donnie #tmnt leo 2012 #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo

[cyb3rtron]

he willingly showed me his ass , how could i not touch it :(

#THE WAY HE JUMPED 😭😭😭 #im sorry zayne i shouldn’t have done that #but i had no other choice #i couldn’t resist #im laughing and crying at the same time #zayne #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace