#hc: teddy

[sawiet]

𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘪 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦

#so real #lmao #teddy lupin #harry potter #draco malfoy #hp #hp fandom #harry potter fandom #draco x harry #harry x draco #drarry #fanfiction #ao3 writer #hp hcs #hp headcanon #post canon #hpdm #dmhp #my stuff

[capitainressentiment]

Due to high demand(nobody)... More!

Part 50

#persona #persona 4 #persona 5 #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #souji seta #souyo #akira kurusu #ren amimaya #futaba sakura #ryuji sakamoto #yusuke kitagawa #kanji tatsumi #goro akechi #teddie #chie satonaka #mine #my hc is that akechi thinks luke is the coolest character ever but he has a crush on anakin

[teddy06]

Alright top gun fan artists who's taking one for the team and giving Bradley this sign cause lord knows I'm not talented enough

#I wish I could draw #bc then I wouldn't need to make this cry for help #top gun #top gun maverick #rooster #Bradley Bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #Maverick #iceman #tom iceman kazansky #(also any and all dagger squad or flyboys at the army navy game hcs fan art what have you would be amazing) #i'm begging #teddy 06 #teddy06

[bcyhoods]

BLUSHING🫀 ─── send in a character au and a scenario for a drabble or headcanons !

omg okay I need ur thoughts on fake dating with rockstar!eddie. this is a threat (I’m kidding. mostly)

BYE I NEED. musician!reader annnnnd mean eddie. (well as mean as i was able to convey, it’s barely there im sorry LOLZ)

super cool 100 celebration

fake dating with rockstar!eddie

it is absolutely, entirely a pr stunt at first.

mr. munson’s reputation is a little worse for wear at the moment. his devilish good looks can only get him out of so much trouble

and you’re an up-and-coming artist with a new single that you want to release so badly buuuuuuuuuuut

marketing! you need more outreach, more publicity, so that it can actually sell and so your label doesn’t lose money

and hey, what do ya know? you and eddie are signed to the same label! hey, they have an awesome idea

eddie is dismissive at first. he can’t make eye contact with you for more than two seconds at a time and when you’re alone he looks so grumpy

the first outing is at a diner and you’re trying to ask him questions because you’re gonna be stuck spending time together for who knows how long (and he’s also very attractive. sue you for wanting to get to know him)

“so how’d you get into music :)))”

and he kinda frowns. it’s more like a wince than anything else, like he has a splinter. and he’s like “does it matter? the faster we eat, the faster we can leave.”

and boy, does that set the mood for the rest of the evening. you’re sitting there eating a meal with someone who gives off the impression that they hate you

but as you’re walking out, he’s quick to grab onto your hand and lead the way out. and you’re like ??? until you notice the mob that stands outside

it’s so overwhelming. there’s a sea of paparazzi that you have to fight through, everyone is yelling, the camera flashes are blinding, and eddie is walking way too fast for comfort that your fingers are starting to slip from his grip

he’s glancing back at you and he notices all the lenses being shoved in your face and the really creepy whistles

so he starts shoving, elbowing, shouting expletives — which is really counterintuitive considering the terms of your relationship — in order to wrap an arm around your shoulders and guide you to the car

“are you okay? did any of em touch you? >:(”

and it gives you whiplash because this man was ignoring your existence like 10 minutes ago

i mean you don’t know that it’s because he’s disappointed. first date with somebody that is way out of his league and it’s a damn pr stunt. and you’re kind, and you make good music, but there’s no way you’re actually interested

so he keeps you at arms length because he doesn’t want to get his feelings hurt. after that day, he eases up a little though

he knows more about the industry than you do, so he’s giving you pointers, spilling little secrets

he suggests that they include a sound bite of your voice on the band’s next single and the label is eating it up

whenever you go to parties or events together and you’re wearing something that hugs your figure or shows skin, he is drooling. he cannot focus on anything anybody is saying

it’s really not hard to pretend to be in love with you cough because he’s not pretending cough

he is always touching you. even when you’re alone, his hands are holding yours, his arm is around your shoulders, his thigh is pressing against yours

obviously, he makes a show of it in front of the cameras, pulling you in so close that you’d think someone super glued your sides together. a big smack of his lips against your forehead (forehead kisses are so hard to dismiss because they’re so affectionate)

but when you’re alone, he becomes really gentle? and you didn’t think eddie munson was capable of soft touches but it’s sooooooooo

his hand rests on your lower back whenever you enter a room, it’s very light and timid though, like he doesn’t want to push any boundary. he holds your elbow too

you both think of a really sick “photo bait” that the paps can take pictures of like feeding each other grapes or pouting at each other and you guys laugh and cringe at it

on the inside though you’re both like “wait a minute why do i like this rn”

then the label catches on and they suggest that you guys need to kiss on camera when your single releases

and you’re so nervous because you guys have shared cheek and forehead kisses before, but the lips are a whole new territory

so at the release party, right at midnight, he’s beaming down at you with a smile that looks so real and genuine and his eyes are glowing

but when you lean up to kiss him, he stops you. his hands are holding your jaw and he leans over to whisper in your ear

“i want our first kiss to be in private, because we both want it. not because someone’s taking a picture.”

and your brain goes to mush like ?!?!????!!

and you discover pretty quickly that he really is a damn good kisser

#idk how to write mean eddie because he’s like a big teddy bear in my head #i also don’t know that i like this im sorray #ᝰ cece’s scribbles #✿ convos with cece #✭ gf mal #✸ 100 celebration! #eddie munson thots! #rockstar!eddie #rockstar!eddie munson #rockstar!eddie x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x you #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson fic #eddie munson headcanons #eddie munson hc #stranger things fluff #stranger things #stranger things fic #stranger things headcanons

[short666bread]

Their fridge

#teddy visits like half the year #the word magnets are a gift shop souvenir from when they took teddy to visit a dragon sanctuary #teddy lupin #harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #draco x harry #harry x draco #I realized the other day that I’ve basically consistently located them in nyc and spent like #the subsequent half hour leaking hc sludge onto my notes app #so like #might share that at some point #connective tissue #but like #not actually well thought out or anything

[radiodeerr]

natm hc where on father’s day larry receives multiple #1 dad mugs + father’s day cards from the exhibits

#natm #natm hc #only thought of this because i imagine nick talking about father’s day and all the others wanna join in for larry #teddy gets no.1 grandad mugs #natm larry #larry daley #night at the museum #someone’s probably made this post before but shhh

[etheries1015]

MC, who is in love/obsessed with teddy bears seeing leraye for the first time staring absolutely horrified at the dismembered teddy bear through his horns 😭😭

#whb #whb leraye #what in hell is bad leraye #what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad hc #me wearing teddy bear earrings rn

[stinkythehutt]

No Offence but my headcanon this hideous early morning is that Anakin has an amazing visual memory for everyone - his mother, Obi-Wan, his friends, even people he doesn’t particularly care for - but for some reason, when he thinks of Palpatine, the man never has a face

#teddy talks #anakin #black mass on cavalcade #this hc brought to you by my actual terrible visual memory #and the fact that if people could see how my brain approximates them they’d be so horrified #for anakin its trauma related tho. and the fact that i like to think palpatine leans on the force a little to persuade him sometimes #so it’s kinda like trying to remember a night out after too many red wines

[vanibear]

everyday i think about the inherent hilarity of kairi and axels training. imagine youre kairi. u get brought to a magic realm where Time Doesnt Exist to basically teach yourself how to be a keyblade wielder bc merlin isnt a keyblade master and is probably off drinking tea and worrying over the winnie the pooh book. turns out your training partner is some guy that kidnapped you but is good now bc he saved sora and also profusely apologizes for said kidnapping every five minutes. he also bursts into tears everytime he sees you for no apparent reason. he has two names. after some talking it turns out you both grew up in the same place and probably knew each other as kids. he buys you sea salt ice cream every day and you dont have the heart to tell him its the worst thing youve ever tasted

#like. every aspect of that situation is so funny to me #esp if you hc them as siblings/related cause then theyre just like. WAIT. WAIT A SECOND #'ysee i thought u must have been a different kairi bc my sister kairi had dissappeared years ago' #like shdfhjkdlf #kh #kingdom hearts #teddy content <3

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

pt. 2 of the wolfstar raising teddy gc

sirius : im cool like that

remus : are you now?

sirius : im the coolest ever fym

sirius : *sends picture of himself*

sirius : look at me im a fucking legend

teddy : yes you are!

@oddbrainedtboy @remuslupininskirts

#hc that teddy thinks sirius is the coolest person ever #idc he just does #harry potter #hp #gryffindor #wolfstar #the marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #hogwarts #teddy lupin #wolfstar raising teddy #james potter #peter pettigrew #wolfstar incorrect quotes

[sawiet]

draco takes care of teddy when andromeda is busy. at first it's awkward. draco and a baby? he's not sure he can even take care of himself. and anyway aren't all babies creepy and complicated?

oh, no.

draco absolutely adores this child. he buys him ridiculously expensive toys, takes him to the best parks and entertainment centers. secretly he feeds him sweets before dinner and takes lots of pictures to show off his sweetest nephew.

at first he only takes teddy when andromeda asks him to. sometimes it's still hard for him to show up at her house; it feels like too much water has passed and he has no moral right to be there. but as time goes on, andromeda and harry convince him that he's part of the family too.

and then draco starts coming more often. weekends, sometimes even weekdays, holidays. then he takes teddy to his house for sleepovers. he takes him on trips as the boy grows older. draco is eager to show him the world, eager to give him the best of everything. it's the first time he's felt so much responsibility for someone. he loves teddy just for what he is.

and maybe harry and draco taking teddy for walks together looks like a real family. but that's another story!

#harry potter #draco malfoy #teddy lupin #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #hp #hp fandom #harry potter fandom #draco x harry #harry x draco #drarry #my stuff #ugly crying #hp hcs #hp headcanon #hp thoughts #i love them

[digwhatudug]

WHY do i never see fics that give eddie the nickname “munster”

do not try and tell me his name wasn’t at least partly inspired by eddie munster from the munsters. different from everyone else? an outsider? a freak? half vampire?

munson is already so close to munster. it could be played off as munson + monster = munster.

it’s the perfect nickname! and i think people need to take advantage of it.

#not that i don’t love the nickname teddy #but i wanna see some new material #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson brainrot #eddie munson imagine #steddie #stranger things headcanons #stranger things #eddie munson headcanons #st4 #eddie st4 #joseph quinn #lizzie’s hcs

[weathertheraine]

Everybody expects kageyama and hinata to start struggling even more in school once they start dating, since now they have yet another excuse to do anything but study. But the thing is,, they were already completely wrapped up in each other and Already doing literally anything but studying, so there isn't really a noticable change.

It's actually tsukishima whose grades start slipping when he and tadashi get together, because tadashi was his study buddy and all kei wants to do when he comes over now is kiss him.

#kagehina #tsukkiyama #teddy talks #headcanons #not art #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hcs

[aacciorriptide-writes]

dating Teddy Lupin would include...

summary: a few ideas on how i think Teddy would act as a boyfriend a/n: i'm rewriting a bunch of old headcanon lists from my wattpad - find the full list here content warnings: n/a next gen masterlist

Neck/jaw kisses

Nose kisses

VEEERRRRRRRRRRY soft kisses

Stealing A L L of his jumpers.

Him calling you love/my love/baby ajadarfxreafgezvb

Neck/jaw kisses.

Him making a complete fool of himself whenever you're around.

Always sitting at the hufflepuff table

Cheering on hufflepuff in quidditch matches even tho you're not a hufflepuff.

Neck kisses.

Him always having his hair your favourite colour.

TEDDY BLUSHES EASY.

He always blushes.

When kissing. Touching hands. Just being around other people in general.

B.L.U.S.H.I.N.G.

Him making lots of jokes.

Teddy being the only one able to cheer you up.

Neck kisses

Him freaking out over the littlest things.

Harry and Ginny love you.

Always getting teased by his siblings (JAMES, ALBUS AND LILY ARE HIS SIBLINGS, FIGHT ME)

DID I MENTION NECK KISSES?!

Just - Teddy being sweet and adorable and perfect

#teddy lupin #teddy lupin x reader #teddy lupin imagine #next gen era #harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter fic #harry potter next generation #harry potter next gen fic #hp #hp fanfic #hp headcanon #hp hcs #aacciorriptide headcanons #aacciorriptide next gen era

[collectivecloseness]

Love Languages: Steve Harrington

A list of Steve Harrington’s love languages, in order of favourite down ~

Acts of service:

Steve is babysitter, mom and dad all in one.

He wants to prove he’s a good friend, and boyfriend, and future husband and father. Never wants to leave you wanting. Anything you need doing, why didn’t you call him earlier? He’s on his way.

Sometimes you tell him though, that he shouldn’t feel like he has to do everything. Not for you, and the kids, and his friends, and the safety of the town, it’s too much on him. He wants to still help, but he appreciates that you don’t want him just for that, and that instead of shutting him out or down, you offer to help with him. Even if it’s something like fixing your car which you have no idea how to do (truthfully Steve is looking over a book on his shelf to make sure he actually remembers things before he helps out) he enjoys letting you help him out.

And reversed, it might be hard to get him to sit down long enough for you to help him, writing his speech asking for a promotion, cooking him dinner, lots of things. He had to learn to be quite independent at a young age. But mostly he’s worried that without helping others out, he’s not worth much to anyone.

But when he starts to get used to the notion of someone doing things just for him, he enjoys those little moments of relaxation. He’d rather it was you rubbing his temples than himself.

Words of affirmation:

He wants to know he’s doing a good enough job, and that you’re happy (and not going to leave him).

He likes to talk about his problems with the upside down because he’s never once felt like he can with the others, as he always had to be brave one. And as everyone knows, boys don’t cry. Well they do now, and he just sobs in pure relief as he is finally able to get it all out, and not do it alone anymore. Soaking your thigh with his tears as your hand has reached under his shirt, scratching his naked back, being careful of any injuries, as you tell him over and over just how amazing he is.

He wants you to know how much he really cares about you, he’s open about that stuff now, confirming with you that he loves you, that you’re perfect, and how much he treasures you. In big speeches as well, even if it’s seemingly at random times. And he’s dead serious during those speeches.

He needs you to know that he’ll always protect you.

Steve has grown so much as a person and he likes your confirmation when you tell him that he really has become a good person, even if you didn’t know him before when he feels like he was a massive douchebag. He likes to have that external reminders that he has grown, he is better, and you add onto that reminder that he should be proud of himself for it.

He also wants to always know what you’re thinking about. He yearns to know what’s going on inside that pretty head. Are they thoughts about him? Are they good? Are they criticisms? Are you okay? Can he help with anything? Talk to him please. He loves hearing your voice! It calms him, and fills him with love so warmly in his chest.

Gift giving:

Likes to buy you flowers, a couple of semi expensive gifts just to see that smile on your face, to know you were happy, and that he made you happy.

Wants to constantly be surprising you with little things to keep you on your toes, he doesn’t like when he thinks things are slowing or feeling less romantic, it worries him, because he doesn’t want you to bore of him. He wants to be fun and spontaneous and to provide for you. Even if sometimes his spontaneity comes off as a little crooked, or forced, but it’s him trying that’s the important factor.

He’s gonna be your spouse after all, he’s gotta prove himself to you. At least he’s sure he does.

Part of it also comes from how he’s grown up, the gentleman buys dinners and jewellery and flowers. But mostly he just loves seeing how happy you get. He literally loves you so much he wants to get you the world.

Probably found something in his parents attic he was 100% sure they wouldn’t care if it was gone, and sold it to buy you a lot of smaller somethings.

Gets excited whenever he sees anything in any store that he thinks you’ll like. Literally grins and places his hands on his knees, bending and squinting at it, before rocking on them for a second. He’s biting his lip in a grin, imagining any multitude of your reactions when he brings it home all bagged up for you at the end of the day. Robin may try pulling him away from store windows, but he always comes back on his own.

Sometimes he goes to shops just to scour blindly for something, any treat to get you when he gets home from work. It makes him happy thinking of you, humming as he gets reminders of your favourite things surrounding him. And the domesticity of strolling around the store, looking at something he can pick out for you, his love, on his way home from work. Even if it’s something smaller like just chocolate, or your favourite drink, he’s happy to come home and have something to chuck at you.

It also lets you know he’s always thinking about you, in his mind.

He’s surprised and always flattered when you buy him something though. Steve doesn’t expect gifts, he doesn’t think he’s good enough to have earned them, or that anyone would think of him spontaneously like that.

He doesn’t think guys get flowers, or chocolates, or personalised gifts that show you know him so well, especially on non special occasions, but he always melts when he gets anything from you, even in those rare times if you thought it was shitty.

You better be careful though, because if you get him something that touches him emotionally, normally something personal, the next day you’re going to be buried alive on the sofa as he shakes out little tokens of affection he just had to grab for you, all over your curled up body.

Bonus, the only time he didn’t care about Eddie stealing, was when he yoinked something Steve had been staring at the entire time in the shop. “Harrington you literally never shut the fuck up about buying this for your girl. And it’s not even that expensive, can’t charge me a felony on that. Go see your wifey. And stop telling me about how awesome this thing is because honestly, a Metallica vinyl has much more value in my books. Plus it wasn’t even that hard to grab.” His friends definitely get annoyed with how obsessed Steve is with the new item he found for you, it’s a mix of being so excited for your reaction and repeating it to himself so he doesn’t forget what he wanted to buy/make, he can’t shut up about it.

Physical touch:

Steve’s still sometimes like a horny teen, cornering you from behind when he lead you to the family video store break room, to kiss your neck and down your chest.

His touch doesn’t always mean he wants sex though, he genuinely just likes touching you, making you smile with his little movements, the feel of you on him. He could just rub his mouth, not even in a kissing way, just nuzzling his face over and over into your shoulder and he’d literally go dizzy. Gets drunk off your scent.

Your scent is comforting to him. It’s his truest version of home. He’s like a scared little child if he wakes in the dark without it; and his parents weren’t exactly ones to tuck him back into bed and kiss the nightmares away. In some ways he almost is like a kid again, gaining an almost trauma response on his worst nights if he wakes up alone, with you not there to lead him hand in hand back to bed, switching the warm lamp on and holding him close. But Steve’s brave, if you’re not home he wants to get over it himself, he put himself back to bed when he was six, he can do it now. But he’ll be very clingy with you the next morning, begging you to stay the night with him.

He likes having a hand on your arm or shoulder in public, or if you hold his hand first he is beaming. It’s not a possessive thing, it’s a support thing, like this is my partner and I’m there for them. Also he’s ready to grab you in case a monster splits the floor in two or something. And just so you know he’s right there with you. Even standing close behind you, just near enough for him to give you reassurances, or for you to extend the same courtesy to him. And again, your warmth and scent are surrounding him, and you’re easy enough to stroke or hold whenever his mind, or body, fathoms of doing so. Casually reminding you of his love and affection for you at all times, even if he can’t say anything because the kids have come to harass him, at least his hand is on your bicep.

Likes laying down with you whenever he has a rest so he can hold you close. Laughing as he snuggles into you, being goofy and vulnerable and stroking every part of your body before just holding you fondly. Probably squeezes a couple of times throughout, just to remind himself that you’re there, and you that he’s there; he’s already hugging you but it’s like an extra hug as an extra reminder of his love for you.

Definitely throws you over his shoulder if you are determined to move because you’ve got to pee, being your own escort to the bathroom before he plops you down, talking to you as he sits with his back to the door, only to wait till the second the tap is turned on to crawl behind you and wrap his arms round your shoulders, smiling into your temple and at your reflection in the bathroom mirror as he kisses your hair, inhaling your smell. Definitely makes a gratuitous sound of content as he sniffs you because it makes you laugh and splash water at him. Not even in a sexual way, just as if your smell makes him so happy and relaxed it’s like a spell.

Please sit on his shoulders in the pool and play wrestle with Eddie and Robin please please please. Wants you to cling onto his back as he wades around with you in the water. Has definitely touched you in the pool as well, obviously only when you two are alone though.

When you’re at home if you’re not sat with him on the couch or in bed, he has his arms wrapped around you and chin tucked into your shoulder or neck, so he can see what you’re doing. Literally gets confused when you mention for the first time that whever you stand up, even if you’re only going to the other side of the room, he’s always following right behind you, like a couple of inches space wise the most, he didn’t even realise he was doing it. You tell him not to stop though. Of course you do reassure that you’re not going to disappear into thin air or abandon him if you walk from the couch to the tv, or worse go into a completely separate room, ugh the dreaded thought, but you also assure him that he is definitely allowed to follow you like a little puppy, he doesn’t have to worry either way. Sometimes when you’re on his lap, playing with his hair as you both watch tv, you’ll just ‘casually’ mention that you were about to go to the kitchen for a snack, because if you’re already on his lap there’s a chance he’s going to not let you out of his arms once and carry you all the way there and all the way back. Cool we’ll go to the kitchen together, you pull the fridge open and take out those blueberries for me please, I’ll make sure not to drop you. Hopefully, he teases.

He’s beaming on the inside when he realises that you touching him has become so normalised to him too! It still makes his brain all happy when you hold his hand to lead him to a new video you wanted an opinion on, or wrapped your arms around his own when he was just giving a stranger directions.

Whenever you grace him with your touch it’s a comforting reminder to him that you really do love him. You want to touch him, you like just so naturally holding him, or getting him to hold you. He craves that confirmation but not in an unhealthy way anymore. It just makes him feel good. Touching you in any way though, makes Steve feel good.

Quality time:

Steve hates having an empty house, he loves you sharing it with him. Even if you don’t officially live with him, you basically do. Steve wants you to casually move in, so you always have each other to come home to. He’s also only told you this, but some nights he gets scared sleeping alone in the big dark house. With you there the scary thoughts of something coming to get him hardly ever even occur to him. It’s family roleplay for real, he can’t wait till the real thing where you have a wedding band on your finger and your first- or sixth- baby in your arm. Not that he wouldn’t be scooping that baby right up.

It may also be the next step for your relationship, even if you’re not sharing a lease, moving in with him still feels so real and normal for Steve. He loves loves loves to talk with you about your future, whether it takes place in that house, or another he’ll buy for you. Hell he’ll even build it for you. White picket fence, a dog, six kids, his dream car, oh what’s that you want the bathroom on the north side too? You got it babe, let him add it to his notebook of example blueprints.

He doesn’t really like being separated from you much, from more of an anxiety and trauma standpoint because what if you get hurt... it is Hawkins after all, and he wouldn’t have been there to be Steve the protector.

Asks you to visit when he’s working, even if he’s not on break, he can still talk to you. Robin likes you so she only bullies Steve about being distracted.

He likes to ask you about your day, and if a day passes and he hasn’t, most likely you just didn’t pick up the phone the only second of the day the poor man had free, he’s worried it was bad and is already thinking of ways to help.

He likes seeing you whenever he is free, likes when you call asking when he’s available. He likes the fact you ask him to spend time with you. Obviously you don’t ask quite like that, not that he’d mind if you did, but when you make plans to see him, just to hang out together; whether you planned something small with him like watching the season finale of that show you were hooked on and playing a board game together, or asking him out on an extravagant date out which fills the entire day with tickets somewhere that cost $100, or just simply asking him for some time between the two of you. It’s something that he’s so happy to do for you.

He likes that you want to spend time with him, but he also likes the fact you don’t feel the need to spend every second with him, like his parents who don’t trust each other. Although Steve would happily spend most of his time with you, not because you two have no trust, but because you just genuinely like each others company that much.

Even if he’s normally working or babysitting the kids, he likes if you’re there with him. Steve doesn’t have a lot of spare time, for moments for just the two of you. He doesn’t particularly mind it, he definitely feels he has to be there for the kids or his friends or work harder towards some goals in life, and doesn’t mind keeping busy vs just watching tv or something. But he’s super snuggly when he does have it, wanting to know everything in your head, or work on something with you like cooking dinner together. If you two can do it together, that’s pretty good in his books.

#sorry for using s1 Steve but the teddy bear kills me n I thought it fit the vibe lol #hope u guys enjoy! <3 #also also just my personal hc’s! #Steve Harrington/reader #Steve Harrington x reader #Steve Harrington headcanons #Steve Harrington #Steve Harrington fluff #hc’s #stranger things

[victimized-martyr]

kyman bomb.

#kyman #south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #my art #Cartman will literally say one thing and then think something else #something gets lost in translation fr but he sure as hell doesn’t know that #also hc kyle is an ‘arms out legs out’ sleeper and Cartman clings to him like a teddy bear #drools all over his shirts and kyle yells at him for it in the morning #I just love the idea of cartman being absolutely down bad when he’s older #it would throw ppl off when he tells stories of his childhood and casually says like ‘yeah I tried killing him lots of time :D’