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#hc: clark
So, headcanon that Clark broke a few of Bruce’s ribs upon their first meeting.
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frownyalfred · 6 months
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hc that Clark doesn’t get the human instinct/reaction of a gut feeling or the hairs standing up on the back of your neck since he’s Kryptonian, so sometimes Bruce just freezes up and says “something’s wrong” and Clark resigns himself to it like ah yes, that weird human thing again and is baffled when 99% of the time Bruce’s gut is absolutely right
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dc-comics-lover · 28 days
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Random things I like to hc :
(here's part 2)
- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.
"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."
- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."
- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).
- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.
- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.
- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.
- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.
- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.
- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.
- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.
- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.
- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.
- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.
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ikiprian · 4 days
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Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!
They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.
The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!
The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.
The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.
Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!
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arthvrmvrgan · 5 months
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Headcanon that modern arthur would take pictures like roger does
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koroart · 23 days
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1am casual intimacy Superbat doodles 🏃🏻
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violent138 · 1 month
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One of Bruce's go-to moves is bluffing and it drives him crazy that Clark knows how to read him well enough to always call them. So even though the Justice League is sweating bullets after Batman's latest pronouncement, Clark crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow and Bruce is furious he's got to fold. Same goes for when Bruce lies about his capabilities after an injury, or makes a threat.
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kiachnishsblog · 3 months
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Bruce can only sleep if Clark is cuddling him. Bruce is ALWAYS the little spoon and he snuggles up to Clark like a koala. He likes it when Clark’s heater of a body is surrounding him; it makes him feel all toasty and warm. Clark’s pecs and muscles also make the perfect pillow so that is a big plus.
The first time Clark has this happen where Bruce is snuggling up to him he is kinda confused like this is the same man who refers to himself as “vengeance”, but he also loves that Bruce is snuggling up to him so he pulls him closer.
Bruce also sometimes likes resting his head in Clark’s lap after a really hard and draining mission.
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clambuoyance · 1 year
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[DC Comics] guess who’s getting a movie :0000
Posting a collection of supergirl drawings from the past year to celebrate 🎉
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puppiesandnightlock · 3 months
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supers calling their significant others sun themed pet names bc they are their life and their source of strength has got me on the floor dying of fluffy overload
Whatever ik ppl say this all the time but its so adorable
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bylertruther · 11 months
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in school, mike would be the type to go "you're so far away :(" and pull will's seat closer to him if not for the fact that will is already the type to scoot his desk as close to mike's as he possibly can before even sitting in it #real
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Did the Soldier, Poet, King quiz for my DC Big 3, and I got:
Bruce: Soldier
Diana: Poet
Clark: King
(All three could absolutely apply to all three. The U-Quiz just doled out these answers, and I liked that I didn’t have to choose.)
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frownyalfred · 1 month
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I 100% believe Lois Lane requested the presence of Bruce Wayne in her delivery room.
Nobody, not even the League, understood until it was time to give birth and Clark froze up at her bedside. Bruce was there to coach them both through it, as Clark’s friend and as Lois’ human reinforcements.
(Bruce flew to Metropolis in a helicopter when he got the news. He found Clark ashen and trembling at Lois’ side, eyes clenched shut as she screamed. He slid into place like he’d never been missing, talking Lois AND Clark through it like he delivered babies every day of the week)
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riotlain · 18 days
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How they sleep/cuddle
bigger than normal post but yknow :3
I was gonna do more characters for this so feel free to rq more characters for this
THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI
(yknow just means to not interact with the post)
Bruce Wayne
Not against cuddling. Will if you ask
He likes being big spoon, especially after a long day... will little spoon if he's particularly tired
Stays still when he's asleep aside from like occasional gripping
Either insanely light or insanely heavy sleeper theres no in between
The type to mumble in his sleep
Dick Grayson
Loves cuddling to the extreme
Spooning is big (He's usually big spoon but he melts if he's the little spoon)
Loves laying on your chest after a long day
He sleeps like a damsel in distress
Moves a lot when he sleeps and its usually gravitating towards you
A snorer
Jason Todd
Either insanely warm or insanely cold no in between
Sleeps like a victorian child on their death bed...
Likes to have an arm wrapped around you when cuddling but like unintentionally curls against your chest when he sleeps
Sleep talker and restless kicking
Wakes up a lot in the middle of the night so you might catch him staring at you or gone to the kitchen
Tim Drake
If its yalls first time he'll be like sorta stiff for a little
If yall dating for a good lil while then he'll be more relaxed
and also take up majority of the bed
He likes laying on your chest and vice versa
Sleep talker.. if he ever sleeps
Watches you sleep in the way where he's a really bored insomniac
Can't lay still at all when he's asleep and always gravitates towards you
Cold feeted mf
Damian Wayne
He's pretty on guard at first
He doesn't initiate the cuddling bc he isn't sure how at the beginning
Unless you start cuddling him he'll just sorta lay there and accept it
Eventually when he's fully comfortable he will still lay there like a plank but he'll have an arm around you
He looks like he's dead when he's asleep
He might like mumble something though
He has many pets so at least one will show up and lay there too
If someone walks in he'll deny everything they ask and tell them to get out (unless its Alfred then he'll nicely tell him to get out)
Clark Kent
Living heater
Loves cuddling and hugging
Coming back home after a real rough day and just hugging you
Laying on each other is his fav
Somewhat heavy sleeper due to him being used to his super hearing and stuff
Krypto is in your bed a lot too
Sleeps soundly as hell like damn!
Plastic Man
Flirty as hell like its crazy
Wraps around you like snake
Can't have a normal cuddle session with him probably bc he's like everywhere
He'll be your blanket if you're cold
In the literal sense he will be your blanket
Insanely warm
Fav position is spooning. He doesn't mind which he is bc either way he's gonna talk to you (will stretch his neck to look at you)
Sleep talker and moves around a lot
Everyday you wake up in a new position
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xenophiliarp · 2 years
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🌈 👅 🍆 clark kent/superman
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🌈 - Sexual fantasies?
"I'm not super sure about this one, I guess I don't really think about sex until I'm having it? I think having sex secretly in the barn is something... maybe a little generic though? There was always back in school with the really hot teacher Desiree too..." Also multiple partners.
👅 - Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving?
"I'm not opposed to giving, maybe as long as it's reciprocating or simultaneous?"
🍆 - Do they prefer rough or gentle sex?
"I'm partial to gentle, tender-loving sex." He lies it's rough he's just never gotten it.
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b3achysurfer · 5 months
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hc Aiden had insomnia even before this whole thing started and would stay up for 2-3 days at a time causing him to hallucinate, which is why his parents didn’t believe the whole phantom world thing was real
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this is NOT the face of a boy who is use to sleeping regularly
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