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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

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lilislegacy · 9 days

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hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship

piper: i know! they are SO in love

frank: and they are always so on the same page

leo: and their relationship is so mature

*meanwhile*

percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:

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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 6 months

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Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

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vampbloodbunny2 · 10 months

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Percy: one of my talents is being stress

Annabeth: do you mean being stressed?

Percy, looking at Chiron who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think-

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pick-a-funny-name · 1 year

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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.

Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?

Percy: That’s voodoo.

Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!

Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.

Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Leo: That’s kinky.

Annabeth: Oh my God.

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landstedelesbian · 5 months

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Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough

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thatoneangryduck1 · 2 months

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Argo II debating on weather or not to save Nico:

Hazel: "That is my brother. We are saving him."

Leo: "I get Hazel really, but tbh he's kinda weird and creppy so OMG HAZEL PUT DOWN THE CHAIR-"

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vampbloodbunny · 1 year

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Bromance

percy : bro look at this art

Jason : okay lemme see it bro

percy : * shows phone *

jason : bro that's the camera on selfie mode

percy : that's cuz ur art bro

jason : b r o

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riordanverse-craziness · 1 month

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Leo: Do you think lava tastes spicy? Hazel: Please don't eat lava! Piper: Eat some and let us know. Percy: Actually, since it's made of rocks, it would probably taste dusty and bland. Leo: You're the only one who understands me.

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mallowsweetmiri · 8 days

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I feel like everyone at Camp Half-Blood and Canp Jupiter has a crush on Percabeth, or at least one of them. Reyna definitely has a crush on Annabeth, Hazel clearly gets flustered around Percy, and I guess it runs in the family because Nico would rather die than admit that he has the hots for him. Piper definitely wants both of them, and she’s constantly getting ruffled by their PDA. Annabeth is at least 10 of the girls bi-awakenings and Percy is this hero stud who someone manages to get the attention of all the girls and them some. I feel like a few guys feel super jealous of him, thinking “I wanna be him” until a few weeks go by and they start to realize “I want to be with him”. Percabeth just wreaking havoc on the camps turning people gay.

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chbgigi1 · 2 months

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jason: “we go to camp jupiter, of course i fought a wolf at the age of two!”

frank, hazel, and literally everyone else: wait what the fuck??

#percy jackson #jason grace #frank zhang #hazel levesque #incorrect quotes #pjo

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

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lilislegacy · 22 days

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have you ever thought about how out of all the men in PJO and HOO, percy is the least like annabeth? they complement each other so beautifully, like 2 puzzle pieces that are a perfect fit, but they’re SO different. like imagine…

piper: annabeth is dating one of these 4 men

hazel: *gestures to percy, jason, frank, and leo*

piper: guess which one

random person: hmm… i’d say frank. he’s the son of the god of war and she’s the daughter of the goddess of battle strategy. they’re both incredible fighters and stategists. i bet they are amazing together

percy: 😐

hazel: *nervously laughs*

piper: um, nope! try again!

random person: oh? really? ok well then definitely jason. son of zeus? well mannered, always in control of the situation, very humble and honorable. as a daughter of athena, he’s totally her type. they are both very calm and level-headed. they both are leaders and know how to weigh the options and outcomes quickly in a tough situation. plus, they are both blonde with light eyes, so they would have beautiful babies!

percy: 😒

piper: *nervously laughs*

hazel: um… still no! one more try!

random person: oh wait… i’m so stupid! it’s obvious!

hazel: there you go! i also think it’s obv-

random person: it’s leo! why didn’t i see it? he’s a mechanic. she’s an architect. they are perfect together! she’s a creator and he’s a fixer. their brains work so much like each other. they’re basically meant to be! oh and they are both from the south!! and i bet-

piper: IT’S PERCY! she is dating percy. perseus jackson. you know, the one on the left? tall, tan, lean, black hair, green eyes? him and only ever him.

random person: oh

percy: 🤨

random person: the… the son of poseidon?? the hot sarcastic bad boy? with that troublemaker look about him? the one with severe mood swings, and who gets expelled from every single school he goes to?

percy: *awkwardly looks down at his hands*

random person: HE’S annabeth chase’s boyfriend??

annabeth: damn right he is 🥰

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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 7 months

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Part 8

I nearly made ten of these things, unfortunately I cannot stop making them

#pjo #pjo incorrect quotes #percy jackson #nico di angelo #incorrect quotes #annabeth chase #jason grace #hazel levesque #grover underwood #rachel elizabeth dare #piper mclean #thalia grace #leo valdez

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raphael-angele · 2 months

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Big Three Kids Moments

Jason: Guys, tickets are already on sale

Hazel: What?! They're not supposed to be out yet!

Jason: I don't know what to tell you, but they're on sale!

Nico: And you're sure they're the right movie?

Thalia, sarcastically: No, Nico, they're for the movie, Man of Steel 2: Even Steelier

Bianca: Website is frozen, I can't get in. They're gonna sell out!

Percy: Okay, this goes against everything I've worked for but desperate times call for desperate measures. *gets on his knees and prays* Gods,

Jason:

Thalia:

Nico:

Bianca:

Hazel:

Percy: This is Percy Jackson. I saved all of your asses once. I know I lived my whole life, pissing you off and doing the exact opposite of what you tell me to do-

Nico: I GOT IN!

Percy: AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO! *holds up a middle finger to the sky*

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elainiisms · 1 year

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percy: