#having rarepairs is just constantly having to come up w new ship names

[willowistic22]

Van life!newsies headcanons

Hello, i have recently been obsessing and/or pining over living in a van/bus. So i will project my pining to my favorite pretty paper boys like what everyone does in the newsies fandom! Very healthy and smart idk lol so here’s my take on this au for each of my ships!

*i know some ppl might not agree with all these ships but these are just my personal favorites pls don’t come after me for something i like :)*

@jaelynn-is-slightly-confused thanks for deciding which headcanons i should write first :)

A pretty long list so you might have to sit down for this one 

Javid

They converted an old american school bus

I actually have a headcanon that modern!jack comes from a rich family (maybe not the family his parents were born into but his parents worked pretty hard to be successful y’know) so that’s how they were able to buy an old school bus

So they were able to fit in a shower (not one of those foldable kinds) and a built in toilet. A pretty decent kitchen. A stove, oven, microwave, and all the other utilities necessary. Was able to fit both a washing machine and a dryer. Has a proper closet.

To fit davey’s needs, they put in a tiny book shelf. But it’s too tiny to fit in all of davey’s book (he’s got a shelf full) and was forced to give some of them away he cried a little. Jack did the same for his art supplies he cried a lot.

Jack is an illustrator and Davey is a writer. (Davey the hopeless romantic Jacobs mostly writes romance wow what a shocker) If Jack can find the time to paint on a canvas he will. It usually ends up getting sold which he doesn’t mind. 

Jack painted every inch of the bus exterior wow we’re all so shocked no we aren’t I lied :) "Jack why...” “We need to be festive when we travel, Dave!” *face palms*

They have one cat which is still nameless in my head so ://

Newsbians

They live in a school bus 

Kathrine’s a Pulitzer so you know how they can freely afford it (now that i think abt it i think old school busses sell for really cheap prices but idk) 

The shower and closet are a must have for Kathrine. She takes over most of the closet space and takes the longest in the shower. Sarah is a foodie so she built herself a whole kitchen and Kathrine is not allowed to touch anything without her permission. Even fitting in a huge fridge. They also fit in a proper working desk and a couch. Also made some sort of balcony on top of their bus so they can stargaze on top of there 

Kathrine is a reporter and Sarah is a physician in the telemedicine industry (she meets patients through video calls and such, not face to face) 

Morning coffee is a tradition for them at this point. They cannot drive the bus without having one cup of coffee 

They have two cats still nameless too ://

Ikeshot (lmao moving to my rarepairs so quickly. i mean i originally reserved the van life headcanon for them but i got too obsessed and now i’m writing this list hehe) 

They settled with a sprinter van 

it started just as an idea for their honeymoon to do a road trip around the us, but it ended up being longer than a hundred days of honeymoon and it turns into being their first proper room 

Their shower is built in and it can only fit one person. The bed takes up the whole back space. Their closet is kinda small but they don’t mind bcs Ike mostly lives in Hotshot’s clothes anyways. The kitchen is limited but they have a pullout barbeque at the back of their van, under their bed. Hotshot is a master at barbequing. 

Ike is a translator and interpreter. He also uses his hobby in crocheting to build a small business he makes cardigans :) (credit to @violetwolfraven for that little idea) Hotshot is an accountant. Very boring ik but i have a headcanon he’s good with numbers so that’s cool (well idk i feel like he’s good with math and economics) 

Bringing the playstation has always been a priority, so they built in a tv. They like to chill in the bed and play together. Mario kart is a ruthless game  

Occasional weird midnight dancing sessions is a tradition 

they have a cat named Sparks and a dog named Lewis. It’s a dalmatian which made Hotshot tempted to name him Spot :) 

*cut to a vicious argument between Spot and Hotshot which was also egged on by Ike and Race* 

Jomike (ok look i love my rarepairs alright pls let me ship in peace) 

They got a sprinter van 

Their kitchen took up most the space bcs mike and jojo are practically professional chefs. When asked to throw down in the kitchen, they will thRO W   D O W N

They even use a teal palette specifically for their kitchen. They have a one person shower but no built in toilet. a fair amount of plants as decoration. in the back of their van, they have a built in pull out dining table and two benches (built under their bed so they’d have to stop and open the back door to have a proper dinner) 

Jojo is a reporter and mike is a computer programmer. Their job requires a proper desk to work on so they just installed a foldable table in between their seats up front. 

their clothes are just stored in cabinets since they share anyways. it leaves a good amount of wall space to play a projector for netflix *cue the soft cuddling in bed* 

breakfast in bed is the most on brand thing for them to do 

they have a cat named Dixeleta. She’s an outdoor cat so they have fun doing outdoor activities together. Hiking, kayaking, etc. 

Sprace 

They live in an old sprinter van Spot got from an old family member

They have the type of bed that can turn into a living room (seats and table etc). They use a foldable shower bcs they want the space. Their kitchen can be extended out with a latch by their sliding door but that’s only when they need to use a stove and oven. Since they’re the type of people that just throws on the closest clothes they can grab they just use cabinets to store their clothes. 

ok i’ve mentioned it before about sprace but i’ll mention it again. They have three cats named Racecat, Spot Clawlon, and Romeow :D all named by race if you’re wondering. 

So Race is a social media manager and Spot is a physician in the telemedicine industry. 

They’re very lazy to constantly look for a coin laundry service. They make a schedule to do the laundry once a week but sometimes they just forget. 

Their first drive of the day will always include karaoke. They can’t tell whether their cats love or hate their singing voice most likely the latter but they’re in denial.

They cuddle each other in bed with their cats. While watching tv, to sleep, or just chilling together. 

Redfinch 

They got a mini bus

They have a built in shower, bathroom, and closet (not sure why since they don’t really care about their clothes all that much) They have a proper kitchen, fit a washing machine and dryer, plus a little seating area with a small table 

They have two big doberman named Zara and Zoey and a cat named Marbles. Pretty outdoor pets so they frequently take them out for hikes and such 

They have a ‘balcony’ on top of their mini bus to chill together. As in all five of them :)

Finch is a music producer and Albert is a photographer and videographer. Albert mostly works with tourist as their personal photographer, but he has land gigs with big companies/people. Finch works with a label that has given him to opportunity to work at home but sometime still need to stop by a studio to meet with artists or other producers. 

Finch only needs space to store his laptop, notebooks, and guitar (but he ends up hanging it on the wall anyways). Albert takes up a whole cabinet for all of his equipment. 

Not Finch waking up at an ungodly hour when a spark of inspiration comes to him, which ends up waking everyone in the bus. *cut to Albert furiously dragging him back to bed*

They installed a tv near their bed for playstation sessions or cuddling throughout a movie

Their driving karaoke is usually accompanied by their dogs which only tortures Marbles. She hides under the blanket to save her ears. smart cat hehe

Snipesmalls (Never wrote anything for them but I do love these girls :)) 

They converted a mini bus 

Sniper takes up most of the closet space, but it doesn’t matter because they share clothes anyways. A built in toilet and shower. Their kitchen has a navy blue theme to it. It was Smalls’ idea. They have a washing machine and dryer and also a proper dining table.

Sniper is a nurse in the telehealth industry (basically just like telemedicine but deals with more than just clinical services) and Smalls is a medical transcriptionist. 

They have an Australian Shepherd named Blue. It’s because of her blue eyes it’s so beautiful :O Blue likes to stick his head out while driving. 

They have a built in tv for their playstation and movies but sometimes they bring out the projector to watch while chilling outside. 

They have done the most traveling. Hopping from the US to Europe and Asia. 

They may like to share clothes but Sniper really likes to be fashionable wherever she goes. “Ok so since we’re planning to go hiking tomorrow, which hat should I use?” “Sniper, we’re hiking up a mountain, not a vogue fashion runway” “And so what if I pretend we are? Use your imagination babe! Now which one?” *sighing*

It is a nightmare to convince Sniper to give away some of their clothes She cries every time her clothes are being given away but gets happy when they go shopping for new ones and it’s the same cycle every time this happens  

They also like to go to music festivals and have picnics together 

Blush 

They live in a mini bus

They rarely buy clothes or give them away plus they share clothes so the closet is pretty small but hella messy because they’re lazy at folding their clothes away. A simple built in shower and also a foldable toilet. The kitchen is pretty equipped because Mush is a master chef. They have a little seating area with a table. Alternating as a working desk and dining table

Mush is a dietitian and Blink is a therapist, both in the telemedicine industry. 

Neither is allowed to drive if they haven’t gotten their morning coffee 

Mush is mostly then one doing the karaoke while Blink drives 

they like to have picnics together

goes to random concerts. it doesn’t need to be a really big artist. they’d simply be happy if they get tickets to any sort of concert. They prefer to see local underground artists to discover more music and such but they sometimes save up to watch big artists too. 

they’ve only been around the us and canada but are planning on going to other countries too 

Belmerttons 

they live in an old school bus 

So buttons is a huge fashionista so there is a proper closet and drawers that are mostly used by himself. A built in bathroom and the door has a mirror per buttons request. they also fit a washing machien and dryer in the bus per buttons request too. Their bed is full of decorative pillows and a few stuffed animals per elmer’s request. Their kitchen is small but does the trick. also has a little seating area with a table 

Buttons is a fashion stylist but also a designer. Elmer is a math tutor for all ages

they love going to different kind of events and festivals. one of the reasons why they wanted to live on the road in the first place 

to get buttons to give away his old clothes, elmer has to assure him it’s for a good cause bcs buttons loves all his clothes. Buttons still get a little sad and pouty when those days come but picks himself up again when elmer offers a disney movie night on the projector with some snacks

oh yes, they bring lots of snacks on the road 

They have a cat. still nameless soz 

the cat is very fluffy and sheds a lot. which is kind of a problem especially on buttons clothes 

“you’re lucky you have a cute face” -buttons while he’s cleaning the fur off his clothes 

Spromeo 

they live in a mini bus but kinda looks like a hippie van (idk how to describe it but it’s a mini bus with a hippie kind of style to it yknow) 

they have two separate areas in the bus. one up front where the driver and passenger seat is. also coupled with a tiny sofa and a table. that’s where they do their work and dine. very comfy and cozy. 

it’s seperated by a thin wooden wall. through the doorway is where the rest of their living quarters are. a bed, small kitchen but fully equipped, a shower, and foldable toilet. instead of a closet, they use a dresser since they don’t really have many clothes anyways 

so specs is a history teacher and tutor for all ages. (he’s a history nerd hehe). Romeo is a photographer and cinematographer. mostly a tourist photographer (kinda like albert yknow) 

specs likes reading history books, but he mostly does his reading on his tablet and laptop to save space. the same for romeo and comics btw 

their bed is full of pillows 

they have a cat named snowy. a lazy indoor cat. but she loves to cuddle with them in bed

they’ve also done some traveling to other countries. mostly neighboring countries but are dreaming of going to places in europe and asia. 

they enjoy doing lots of board games when they’re not driving 

romeo has a ukulele which he constantly uses to serenade to specs. sometimes to snowy but mostly specs 

woah that was long akjghflkjasfbj; h. will i write a oneshot with this headcanon? maybe but who knows. just needed to put it out there that i’m pining on living on the road with the loml and some cats and go on an adventure together. anyways hope whoever reads this enjoy and sorry for writing a long headcanon list hehe 

#n e wayssss #newsies #random writing #javid #newsbians #ikeshot #jomike #sprace #redfinch #snipesmalls #blush #belmerttons #spromeo #yes yes very good pining rai #look at that :) #amazing

[bigboobshaunt]

Here’s the voice meme I was talking about! It’s creeping up on 10 minutes soooo strap in.

The last two questions and part of the previous one got cut off in recording somehow, so I’ll have to re-record them another time :/

Transcript below the cut.

"Heya, this is Jack Bisexualowain speaking and I'm about to do this sort of voice meme because I realized I didn't put my voice out there that often, which lead some people to inquire about my accent, so I decided to take questions from Tumblr dot com. So here they are!

Anon asks: What are some cool video games you first played this year?

"Gosh there's many... I feel like most games I've played this year have been good. Some underwhelmed and/or annoyed me, but no real stinkers I can think of. My favorites I think were Stardew Valley, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Bayonetta, Fallout: New Vegas, Night in the Woods, Golden Sun and its sequel."  

Trish @ingleaisle asks a threefer: Adélie Penguins or Rockhopper Penguins? Fave citrus smell/look (since they're all gros, velvet-feeling, and inedible)? East or West Gastrodon?

"Uhh I feel like my honest answer to the first might be Adélie Penguins BUT with the eyebrows of the Rockhopper Penguins, but since that kinda chimera doesn't exist yet, I'll go with the vanilla Adélie. My favorite citrus smell would be boring lemons, because I am a w-word who steals them from their trees, and though my autistic mouth also finds them gross, they at LEAST smell clean, which I can’t really say for oranges.... As for Gastrodons... I think both are pretty good, but if a gun was put to my head I'd go with the East Sea, love that blue-green mix!"

Anon2 asks: How many active blogs do you have?

"Let's see, there's my main of course, Bisexualowain, then there's my Fire Emblem sideblog, currently Braveprincesslucina, my gaming sideblog, where I post my liveblogs, which is Owainsgamecorner, and then my not safe for work sideblog, which I will not name here, but that I assure you contains no less complaining than my others blogs."

User @sheseesthefuture asks: What would you say are your top 5 personal fave horror movies :?

"Really tough question. I do like horror as a genre a lot, buuut I feel like it's not even an uncommon opinion that... most of it is bad? But either way, I have a fondness for the Scream series, Halloween series, Hellraiser, Jacob's Ladder (which is a good, cerebral one) and... well this is a weird one but Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, which isn't scary all the time but still."

Anon 3 inquires something I was not expecting at all: do you think well see renewable energy overtake non renewable within our lifetimes?

"My hopeful side wants to say yes, because it's not like we don't have the tech ready, buuuut also I feel like capitalism is such a broken system that it just will not happen that easily… makes me angry just to think about it."

Moving on,

Wiz @heywizards asks another three-parter: What is the first video game that you played that you fell in love with and couldn't put down? Which video game genre is your favorite? How cute and great is Shane from Stardew Valley? :3c

"I would have to go with Pokémon Ruby, which was my first video game. I always wanted a system but I don't think my parents ever GOT them until the neighbor's kid got this, so they allowed me to ask for one for my birthday, and I loved that game so much... even though I didn't speak English at the time and got lost and sidetrack pretty much constantly. I somehow managed to beat Pokémon Crystal before it, even though I got Crystal like a month after.  I don’t think I'm MUCH of a genre person, I'm pretty adaptable as long as the game feels good, but I guess I'd say it's either RPGs or Survival Horror. As for the last one aaaa I’m already getting flustered just thinking about it, but Shane is such a wonderful character, both objectively and from his writing and due to the way I relate to him and besides, he's so cute and loving once you get past all the layers of self-hatred and insecurity... but even those make him very human in a way that's attractive to people with similar struggles and all, I guess. I love him so much!"

Anon 4 asks: Hey Jack! Do you play Fire Emblem Heroes? And if so, who's your favorite unit?

"Heya! Yes I do! For the longest time my phone didn't support it, because it was a dino, but I recently got a new one that DOES run it. I think you'd need to follow my sideblogs to see my posts about it though. But uhh my favorite unit is definitely Cain. He's the one I was looking forward to the most since before getting the game, and I was so SO lucky to summon him super early, haha! He's just really handsome and charismatic... plus he seems to be having a good time in it, as opposed to his last outing in FE12 when he was dealing decidedly with a lot. I also really love Festival Dancer!Olivia and Lady of Ballads!Azura, along with Brave Princess!Lucina, which I guess you could gather from my naming of my sideblog."

Ohhh alright this one... @calamitaswrath requests me to recite the opening narration to "Avatar: The Last Airbender"

"Alright here goes nothing! Sorry for my enunciation, because I didn't grow up with the english version, but: Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can change the world... save the world. thaat sucked.

Anon 5 asks what my favorite second generation units from FE14 are?

"In no particular order: Ophelia, Shiro and Rhajat."

Then Liesel @florinian asks: pick a character you love and what's one way in which you and this character are alike and one way in which you're different?

"I'm gonna subvert expectations a little here and pick Leliana from Dragon Age. I love her to death, but I'm about the least religious person I know, short of actually being an atheist (I'm agnostic for reference) and though that one's more setting-specific detail I also haaaaate Andrastianism. The way I'm similar to her is that I like to believe the best in other people and I wanna change when compared to the way I used to be, and just like in her story, I don't want to see myself becoming the people who've hurt me... sorry if that got kinda deep, oops."

Anon 6 says: Do you have rarepairs you wish weren't rarepairs?

"Rarepairs… that’s a funny word. Doesn't everyone? I feel like the one that comes to mind right now would be Mathilda/Sonya, which I kiiiiind of built myself? Other people ship it now independently of my influence and that's pretty cool, but I was definitely the… definitely the earliest earliest, so that's kinda something I'm proud of. I just think they'd gel pretty well together and could work on issues with mutual support, if only they ever interacted…"

Lastly, Ayla @gentleralts asks me what my quirk would be if I lived in the BNHA world.

“I’m kind of a sap when it comes to questions like this, and I usually pick teleportation, but I feel like that’s too vanilla for BNHA, so I guess the drawback would be that if someone were to shut my passage through time and space I would just get totally quantum-fucked… so if Horikoshi wants to kill me this way, I guess he has an out.”

And that’s about it… I’ll probably hate listening to this later but… fingerguns tchau tchau.

#voice meme #personal #thank you for the questions! #my voice