#haven’t done that

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[wispscribbles]

that one scene in treasure planet

#ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap x ghost #ghoap #cod fanart #doodle #my art #Ghost: “I love u.” Soap: “Are u dying?????” #Ghost who gets a concussion and forgets that he's supposed to hide how he feels for Soap >>>> #ive had this idea in my head for a year but kept forgetting i hadn't actually drawn it #someone’s probably already done this but I haven’t seen it #so here ya go

[bbyteach]

It’s possible Ed’s done this a couple times already

#ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my draws #stede bonnet #edward teach #i wasn’t done with the boyfriends thing we all haven’t moved on #this might just be part one? 👀

[perplexed-penguin]

#if you left then add up the time active #tumblr polls #polls #tumblr #seniority test #I haven’t seen it yet so obviously no one else has done this

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🏰🪽👑🍷🦌🔪

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

#haven’t seen this done yet soooooo #saltburn #text post meme #oliver quick #felix catton #venetia catton #farleigh start #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #archie madekwe #alison oliver #shitpost

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

#id in alt text #hadesgame artstyle is the most poggers thing on this fucking earth let me just YOINK steal it #i haven’t played a single minute of hades in my life btw #but i’m familiar with its bisexuality #it calls to mine like a siren’s song #i wanted to add lil dialogue options to them but my brain farted before it got done so. this is what u get :3 #zuko #sokka #suki #yue #pondering the orb #my art #also: LAST ART OF THE YEAR BESTIE BELOVEDS THANK U FOR MAKING THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF SHARING ART SO MUCH FUN #KISSES FOR ALL

[abyssruler]

roses are red, violets are blue, lynette is so done with the two of you

lyney x gn!reader

lynette thinks fontaine’s worst kept secret isn’t how neuvillette wears blue underwear or how the hydro archon loves a good drama, no, fontaine’s worst kept secret is lyney’s massive crush on you and how everyone and their grandmother know except you.

comedy, pining lyney, lynette being so done

Lyney’s frowning.

Most people would find it an odd expression on him, used to having him direct dazzling smiles and playful laughter their way. But Lynette isn’t just anyone, and the sight of Lyney frowning is hardly a rare phenomenon within the privacy of their household.

Freminet’s usually Lyney’s choice of victim for whatever nonsense he’s managed to build himself up in that head of his, but Freminet’s busy doing errands and Lynette is unfortunately the only person within vicinity that Lyney trusts with his secret—which isn’t even a secret by this point, people have been making bets on how long it would take you to realize that Lyney’s been pining over you since forever.

Case in point: Lyney frowning over two identical flowers. She doesn’t need to be a mind reader to know that her brother is having a midlife crisis over which flower to give you.

Lynette thinks he should just man up and confess. Preferably within the next week or so, otherwise she’d lose her bet.

“Lynette, which one is more eye-catching, the crimson one,” he holds up the flower in his right hand, then he raises the other one, “or the maroon one?”

Lynette gives him the deadest stare she can muster. “They’re the same color.”

“Oh, sister, have you no taste?” Lyney tuts, pouting at her for a moment before returning to that constipated look as he squinted at the ‘crimson’ and ‘maroon’ flowers. Talk about being delusional.

“(Y/N)’s not gonna care whether the rose is crimson or maroon or red,” she tells him. You’d probably accept a dead flower if it came from Lyney, with that starry-eyed look you always got whenever he so much as glances your way. Lynette’s not one to judge other people’s taste too harshly, but she does wonder what you see in her overdramatic and annoying brother.

Ah, well. They do say love makes people blind. Hopefully not literally though, Lynette’s not looking forward to performing shows alone because Lyney got blinded by his love for you—though if you asked Lynette, she’d tell you it wasn’t love so much as obsession. Only someone insane would spend hours picking out flowers and calling them ‘maroon’ and ‘crimson’. It’s just red.

Lynette squints at him. “And since when were you interested in the meaning of flowers?”

“Well, I suppose you could say I like to dabble in other pursuits.” Lyney gives her a cheeky grin.

“Right…” He’s clearly losing his mind.

“Red roses symbolize true love, though rainbow roses in particular pertain to passion, and…” He trails off, eyes blinking in astonishment. She can practically see the lightbulb appearing on top of his head.

With a flick of his wrists, the ‘crimson’ and ‘maroon’ roses disappear. Lynette watches him warily, wondering what kind of outlandish idea has formed in that head of his.

But he doesn’t elaborate more, only shoots a wink at her and says, “I’ve got a great idea.”

✧

His great idea, as it turns out, is to corner you in an alleyway and make it rain rainbow roses around you as he asked you out on a date, all while Lynette is crouched on the roof, dumping sacks of rainbow roses and vindictively hoping one of them stabs Lyney in the eye. No such luck.

You, as the ever-crazy romantic that you are, are awestruck and amazed by what he’s done instead of weirded out like how a normal person would be. With an eager smile and a twinkle in your eye, you accept the rose in Lyney’s hand and say yes when he asks you to meet him for dinner tomorrow. Lynette wants to barf, but settles for dumping another sack of flowers on top of the two of you.

And if she uses a little bit of anemo to direct a few petals to Lyney’s face? Well, you removing a petal sticking to his cheek and having your fingers linger there for a few moments wasn’t part of the plan (the plan being: embarrass her brother by having him choke on a petal while he’s speaking), but she can’t entirely begrudge the result. Not when Lyney looks like he’s about to have a meltdown with just one touch from you. Good blackmail material right there.

Lynette’s happy that the two of you have finally gotten your heads off your asses and are actually going on a date. Though mostly she’s happy about the amount of mora heading her way soon.

She’ll have to thank Freminet for telling her about the bet about you and Lyney. Maybe she can start a new bet on when the two of you are getting married—probably soon, if the lovestruck look on Lyney’s face is anything to go by. She hopes he won’t be crazy enough to propose on the second date, because you’d certainly be crazy enough to accept if he did.

Oh, well. Lynette will put a bet on one month just in case.

#look i haven’t done the archon quest yet #so i don’t have a good feel yet of their characters #but i’m sticking with this characterization!! #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #lyney x reader #gn reader #lynette

[ornitharts]

“Average Aguefort student kills 3 rats a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Aguefort student kills 0 rats per year. The Rat Grinders, who grind and kill over 10,000 each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

#has this been done yet? #spider georg #anyway I literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about the sheer number of rats and spiders the buttfuckers have killed #like killing that many would literally destroy the local ecosystem #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #ratgrinders

[herbaklava]

dream home. 🩵✨

#I haven’t done one of these in a while! <3 #dream home series #interior #interior design

[anothersuperstition]

will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?

#hiii i haven’t shared art in so long. that’s bc it scares me now <3 #i started this in 2022 bc i wanted to post it at the end of tour and well. That didn’t happen #got it most of the way done and then couldn’t figure out how to finish it bc illustration proper is still an unknown beast to me #but i took a couple hours late last night to finish it up and i’m actually so happy with it!! #y’all didn’t ask for a novel SORRY #mcr #my chemical romance #the foundations of decay #swarm #swarm tour #gerard way #frank iero #ray toro #mikey way #arty art #mine

[londoneh]

‼️ Scopophobia warning ‼️

Audio from joe on YouTube, when we were kids (the last Monday demo music) :)

🌺🌸🌼🌸🌺

#haven’t done this sorta thing before #it was fun tho!! #love how she turned out #:D #blink blink blink! #stttaaarrrreee.. #blink blink! #welcome home #welcome home fanwork #welcome home arg #welcomehome #julie joyful #wh julie #welcome home julie #welcome home fanart #wally darling #welcome home wally #welcome home website #my dandy doodles!

[frownyalfred]

leans in to whisper in George Bush’s ear Mr. President, ao3 has gone down again

#ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 outage #I’m sure this has probably been done before #but since I haven’t seen it

[lazylittledragon]

I remember you adding a tag saying something like Astarion was the only character you couldn't make a dad, and I must say I'm loving the turn of events!

Also, here are some newborn facts you might appreciate for your latest comics

1. Newborns love/need skin to skin contact with their birth parent.

2. Newborns smell amazing, like seriously it's addictive, especially to the birthing parent.

3. Red is the first colour that infants can recognise, and their parents faces are their favourite thing to look at.

Do I want to see baby Kit sleeping on Dorians bare chest while he INHALES that new baby smell? Yes. Yes I do.

Do I want to see baby Kit just obsessing over his daddy's eyes? Yes. Also yes.

Anyway, I've said my piece. Feel free to ignore me, I'm sure I'll love whatever you pump out next!

anon i am a sopping wet mess thank you so much

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #dadstarion #i Loved making these #also apparently #sometimes the non birthing parent can also get a bit high on all the new baby endorphins #and i can see him FIRMLY denying that that’s happening while it is very clearly happening #sir you haven’t done your hair in days you’re a mess #please get chatty in my askbox like this i love it

[yaolmao]

rahhhh dtiys forrrrr: @lotus-pear

Closeup:

#lotuspear5kdtiys #I went overboard #I haven’t done one of these since middle school #it’s a lot of fun not having original thoughts and just draw #congrats btw!! #hands are very fun #my style has been all over the place but I do what I do #big scary bad skk #they’re so cool #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #skk #bsd #soukoku #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd fanart #myart

[chloesimaginationthings]

i just realized Michael adds bandages later in his design (anything specific abt that??)

Michael’s design actually started with the bandages on his face, the few times he doesn’t wear them though is when he’s alone with Vanessa

Basically my reasoning for this is Michael feels more comfortable and safe with Vanessa, so he’s more willing to show her his scars and wounds, compared to when he’s with the others

#ask reply #I’m surprised anyone noticed seeing I’ve only done this a handful of times #I wanted to fix Michael’s no bandages designs basically that’s why I haven’t done it in awhile #but yeah he wears no bandages cause he trusts Vanessa #which I thought was really sweet #Afton siblings across time and space 💜

[rumorofa]

slightly spoiler-ish Tears of The Kingdom doodles

#legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk link #totk zelda #my art #game of the year for me #still haven’t done the final battle yet #i don’t want it to end! #art