#have you fucking eaten

[arunneronthird]

#id say im projecting but im not sure im not drawing anime #made myself laugh with the face so i think it works #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #dc comics #batman #my art #ladies. gentleman. you have eaten well. #tumblr fucked up the whole res so click on it thank u

[theminecraftbee]

Tango makes a terrible, terrible face as he walks into Grian's new creation. Bit rude, he thinks that is, but whatever. Grian waves his arms out, getting ready to show Tango more than he'd shown him when the practice room was still in-progress, when Tango says:

"What did you do to it?"

"Huh?"

Tango shudders. He folds his arms over himself and looks at Jellie the ravager. "What did you do to it. To this place. Why is it... warm?"

"I mean, it's not really warm, see it's all white so it actually doesn't retain heat very well, even with the froglamps, so I had to do some work to make sure the temperature was appropriate for heavy physical activity while not risking frostbite the way the actual dungeon does, and..."

Grian trails off.

"The point is that it's mostly just, I don't know, mild temperature? Unnoticeable temperature? The fact you commented on it is weird."

There's a strangely echoing quality to Tango's voice as he steps back again, against the door to the practice room. "It's clean."

"Yeah. I mean, that's the aesthetic, isn't it? Wiped clean of everything but the ravager, the water, and the drowned. None of the distractions. Good for practicing, you know?" Grian squints. "You should like it. You said you'd like it. Wanted people to be able to practice so they'd do better at the dungeon."

Tango shudders again. "You've wiped clean the ravagers, too. I can't... touch her."

"What?" Grian says, baffled.

"What have you done to this place," Tango says.

"Listen, I won't have you insulting my clean room," Grian says. "I cleaned it of all the dungeon bits. It's nice and easy and white and understandable. I won't have you corrupting it."

Hm. Not sure where that one came from, he realizes. Probably a bad sign. He'd certainly guess as much from Tango, who is staring at him with something akin to horror.

In a voice that echoes like a card readout, Tango says: "You won't do this in the dungeon. You'll feed us what's left from this. Or I'll have to ask you to move it."

Grian rolls his eyes. "Geez, yeah, I won't touch the actual dungeon! I already broke the sound test room, I'm not breaking any really important redstone. Now, do you want to see the drowned dodging room or not?"

"I'm horrified to find out what happened to the drowned, if this is your ravager."

Grian looks between Jellie's blank stare and Tango and throws up his hands. "Nothing! I did nothing to her! I have no idea what you're on about!"

"It's like you bleached their insides," mutters Tango. "Bleached everything. It's not natural."

"Not natural? Like you're one to talk!"

"I need to know. Show me," Tango says.

"Right then. Take off your armor first, I don't want Jellie getting thorned or something, then let's practice some dodging and get in there. Then you'll see this is a perfectly normal set of eerie white rooms and leave me alone, right?"

Tango makes a face.

"I don't know why I bother. Honestly. You'd think I'd done something weird," Grian says, and then neither of them talk much, on account of the ravager trying to chew their faces.

#hermitcraft #decked out 2 #a bee fic #grian #tangotek #tango voice: what the fuck. how did you do this to the dungeon. what the FUCK #grian voice: what could i have possibly done. i just bleached the entire thing of everything that gave it life and made it hollow. #tango voice: WHAT THE FUCK #anyway i love how OPPOSITE the aesthetic of the practice room is to the actual dungeon #and how that is still somehow terrifying #also this one’s funnier if you read it as being in the universe where tango was COMPLETELY eaten because then it’s decked out itself #just going ‘what the fuck’ real quietly on repeat #but you can also read it as a universe where decked out and tango are more mutually the same thing or communicate or whatever you want

[nightssideblogofshame]

Honestly, i respect the hell out of just how involved the game forces you to be with seeking mr eaten

Like, when i first started playing, i was having a good time, yknow? Then i discovered u could seek mr eaten, and like, im curious, of course im curious, but theres piles of warnings on that story and when i went to look it up as like, idk risk investigation, i found out that (spoilers btw) it would lose me my character, like my character would just be gone, idk how or why and i dont want to know without seeing it myself, but i knew my character would be for all practical purposes gone if i did it

And like, by this point i was already attached, yknow? I liked this character, i was doing my best, i was being a slut down in veilgarden and trying to become a master criminal on the side, i was having fun and way too emotionally attached to this character to sacrifice them, yknow

But the mystery, the intrigue, what in the name of the masters happened in the seeking mr eaten story???? I had to know

So what i did, was i made a seperate account, a sacrificial lamb, if you will, specifically to seek mr eaten with, i thought that id just dive directly into seeking mr eaten and like, kill off this character or condemn them or whatever horrid fate would happen to them, and I'd get to know the mr eaten story without risking my emotionally invested account, pretty standard strat in these kinds of risk storyline yknow, just make a throwaway to experience it with

Except! Except! That didn't work!

See, to seek mr eaten, you need high stats, you need resources, you need knowledge, you need a large variety of things that u just dont have and dont have the ability to get in the early game, i didnt get anywhere at all by trying to jump right in, my sacrificial lamb could not be sacrificed

So i start playing with her, and playing, and im choosing choices i didnt in my first go and focusing on stats i hadnt on my other account, and suddenly im invested in this character too, they arent a sacrificial lamb anymore, they came down to the neath to hunt down their nemesis, they were a mother whose child was murdered, she was ruthless and practical, cruel at points but not without reason, had a soft spot for children, i had like a whole mental storyline for her

And i went oh. Oh.

Fallen london absolutely forces you to get invested in your characters before youre allowed to seek mr eaten, they will not allow you to remain distant, the really extremely common strat that works in any other game to experience the 'bad route' by making a stupid trash character just wont work, is absolutely foiled!, by fallen london

Fallen london gives you a route it says will take everything from you, and then forces you to gather things to lose if you want to experience it, and i respect the hell out of that

#fallen london #like they say youre going to lose everything so they wont let you experience it until you have something to lose #they absolutely force u to experience the agony of the losses no matter fucking what #its incredible #seeking mr eaten's name

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spoink #the first pokémon you ever do a request for in pmd sky… the only thing i know about this pokémon #she lost the pearl on her head and needed you to go find it. in what‚ drenched bluff‚ right? the second dungeon of the game after beach cave #i believe so. then she gives you a thousand poké and your partner is like holy FUCK we're RICH and chatot is like Nononono #that bitch. i'll never forgive him… even if he is… a generally likable character… depriving recruits of food because they got framed #is a LITTLE HARSH? i know he didn't Know they got framed but even if they weren't framed it's still a bit harsh. so. he's a bitch #but he's our bitch. this is not about spoink. i'll save That conversation for gen 4. i'll have a lot to say about that little man #something-something wigglytuff trans. here's spoink #couldn't remember if it was spoink or sproink at first. dunno why. but it's spoink i think #i'm gonna eat food now. i have not eaten all day and it's like 2 PM. see you at uuuhhhh grumpig

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

The walking dead managed to get me so invested in hetero couples it's not even funny. I love these freaks.

#this epsiode gave me a fucking HEART ATTACK by the way #I'm so sure Rick is gonna die and then they did me like that. you fucking kidding me? TWICE. twice they've done that same bait and switch! #''show em getting literally eaten from the inside out then have it be something else. It'll be so funny. Ok do it again the next season'' #speaking of being shockingly invested in straight people #gnashing my teeth for just a crumb of Caryl over here #what happened!! did I miss something? I thought they were together! #just a situationship I guess?? #the walking dead #also I think this is the first time I've heard Rick actually laugh beyond a nose-exhale

[pisshandkerchief]

PETE CANONICALLY DOESNT DO WHAT?????

I don't have a source on this rn but he said he doesn't like eating pussy because it "tastes like pennies"

#like no the fuck it don't.....have you only ever eaten period pussy or some shit 🤨

[greendalmatian]

would u believe me if i said this is birthday art for law . would u?

#one piece #op fanart #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #blood #gore #btw yeah i know corazon being dead and the fruit not being eaten did not co exist. you have to Trust me here #hey sorry for the next tag #one piece corazon #his hand. lmao #i stg in the bg there is the faintest ever heart diagram from grays anatomy but i added so much shit. u cant fucking see it

[allyriadayne]

tagged by @elcctra to list my ten fav characters!

in no order:

jacaerys velaryon (hotd)

aegon ii targaryen (hotd)

sansa stark (asoiaf)

jaime lannister (asoiaf)

kira danalustrous (the twelve houses - sharon shinn)

lestat de lioncourt (tvc)

harrowhark nonagesimus (the locked tomb)

jane eyre (jane eyre)

rose tyler (doctor who)

percy jackson (percy jackson)

(rules are meant to be broken) aegor rivers (asoiaf)

tagging @atopvisenyashill @knightsickness @the-heartlines & @marymccool 🤪

#this has been a post #forgot every character i ever liked....... #too much asoiaf what a disgrace those books have eaten precious mental space in my head #aegor fucking rivers thank you bia

[dootznbootz]

I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.

#Odysseus goes full stupid when he first meets Penelope. Helen is a lil “mad scientist” with her potions. Menelaus is a silly sealy boy. #Menelaus and Odysseus have sleepovers where they cry about their families. Odyssseus and Diomedes are toxic exes #Clytemnestra is a horse girl. PENELOPE IS THE WATER WIFE™ WHO DOES WEIRD SHIT!!! #... #Anyways. can I get some suggestions from the homies for something Odysseus is allergic to? Anything except animals. #doesn't have to be something eaten it can just be him touching it. kind of thinking of shrimp as that was something #ancient Greece had. This is literally because the thought of someone being like “You ate/got into ___ again didn't you?!” #*red hives. voice all raspy and fucked up. not gonna die but you know* “...No.” #and that just feels like something Odysseus would do and it's so fucking funny to me #also. what better way to feign madness to dodge a draft than to get sick with fever and then end up insane? >:D #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #my headcanons

[arunneronthird]

i am (the rhythm of) the night

#i promised to draw rainbow batman before pride month was over and BY GOD i did it #this was genuinely super fun by the way #im still using refs for his face cause fuck if i get his mask and it takes year off my life #my art #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[kinos-fortress-2]

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma. #well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #penelope ford #aew #all elite wrestling #wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #night gifs #totally normal about this nbd nbD NBD #look at them ;;;; #my beloved #vampire wife #kip in a box #(rp blogs dont reblog; see pinned post on blog for more info) #tumblr why have you eaten my notice tag fuck you

[jestroer]

peaceful moments

#not anything i was planning on drawing #but techno art always came to me naturally #i miss him like #every single fucking day #i cannot stop my brain from bringing him up every damn day #i fucking #i miss techno so much #i love drawing him #i loved bedrock bros arc while it lasted #put here my hc of first technos dog they found together becoming tommys service dog #i love drawing them #they are just hanging out #they have eaten hearty stew and they are taking a nap #do you get me #do you fricking get me #have a nice day if you are reading tags <3 #technoblade #tommyinnit #bedrock bros #dream smp #dsmp #doggo #phils wings are in the background #hes making some tea #court jester's art #technoblade never dies

[xiaoluclair]

sorry to bother but i am in desperate need of lestappen fanfic recommendations if you have any 🥹🫶🏻

hello my sweet darling, i s'pose i may indeed accept your humble apology 💞✨💗. and in return:

[T] sweet, funny, established relationship, helmut marko get in a bin agenda if that's ur thing: Red Bull Burgers

[T] hilarious, flowershop!charles and streamer!max: so i guess i'll be sticking with you

[T] gorgeous, heartbreaking and heartmaking, non-linear, imagine word vomit but like truly exquisite: love like a fist

[M] depth, true rumination, metaphors and similes to knock you out, do not read this while half asleep (speaks from experience), or maybe do, the english language is but sweet author's measly slave: CUL-DE-SAC

[T] limited lestappen (but such good build for their potential), the most charming office au ever, on-the-fucking-floor-funny lmao lmfao rofl: itch

[E] mouth watering dynamics, basically pure lestappen, denial is not just a river in egypt, and now with a Part 2: (i) monaco malaise // (ii) azerbaijan abnegation

#quick to add: if anyone reads any of these please leave the authors some love! that way maybe they'll write more and EYE can profit #i am So shell fish #i hope some of these might be new for you! xx #and that you Enjoy any if you do decide to read them #and even though the lestappen Is limited itch is a personal favorite of mine i adore it so very much i have eaten planes over it #esp if you want a good laugh #fic recs #fic: mv1.cl16 #f1 rpf #xiao: asks #omg i DONT HAVE A TAG FOR YOU ERMMMMM #FUCK I NEED A TAG #half the time it took me to respond to this ask btw is bc i was trying to think of a tag for you #🥖 my beloved #yes i baguetted you #that's the size of ur [redacted] btw

[crabussy]

I want to take a bite out of someone's arm but I'm too shy

#it's ok to reblog this post and ignore the rant in the tags I don't mind at all /gen #hi guys #got another load of trauma from school #and I am not dealing with it well at all my legs have been shaking so badly for 4 hours now #had a panic attack so bad that my face went numb and the edges of my vision went black and my legs gave way #I hate my teacher she's horrible god I can't even go into it here there's so much #I'm tired of getting abused at school I've been to half a dozen schools and have not gotten traumatised at ONLY ONE OF THEM #I have no adults I can go to about this #whenever I try to talk with her and the head teacher about the situation and why I'm fucking terrified of her she acts so patient and kind #whenever I'm alone with her she will yell at me about everything I'm doing wrong and continue yelling even when I'm in tears #she will berate me and put me down and insult me directly #when she gives feedback she always puts effort into making it hurt #the language she uses for negative feedback is never what a teacher should say it's always personal and uses your weaknesses to hurt you #I get really bad intrusive thoughts about her hurting me physically because of how terrified I am of her #the worst part is she acts nice and sweet whenever she's not picking apart my weaknesses and being cruel about my disabilities #I felt so sick after that I haven't eaten since #vent tw #trauma tw #listen to my gibberish boy #ggod I hate this school

[brakish-tea]

My friend is like 'Oh I'm so Hunt aligned' like boy you are a victim of The Buried get yourself together. On a separate note I love scaring people in dark caves.

#tma #the buried #the magnus archives #so many bitches fancy themselves to be avatars #and then say 'i love the spiral-vast-eye :)' #like girl you are BASIC #you are going to be EATEN #if im being honest I'm more of a dark enjoyer but i love caves and i do have chronic fatigue #and some days i just want to lie down in some dirt and go to sleep and let my bones finally rest #also i love scaring people in caves have i mentioned that #also back to my previous point #if they came in contact with the spiral theyd be confused (obviously) that it might not be the distortion and idk lose it. like that priest #if they got vasted theyd get fucked up existentially like me when i was 7 #if they got eyed theyd finally know what its like to have a schizospec disorder