#have fun slandering me

[thealmostrhetoricalquestion]

Highlights of Genshin Impact Update 4.0 (Very Serious)

1. Paimon's little moustache and glasses combo

2. Childe getting jailed for something he didn't do. Like! My man just arrived. He's definitely done So Many Crimes but he didn't do this one and that's hilarious

3. Neuvillette's giving off sort of awkward older cousin vibes, like the one that brings a book to weddings and eats the same obscure meal every day because its comforting and does a little finger wave whenever he sees someone and I love that because he also handed Childe his ass and manages Focalors like its nothing

4. Garlic Baguette recipe

5. Swimming is not actually Hell On Earth like every other swimming level in every other game I've played

6. The Aquabus Tour Guide either being apathetic or anxious as fuck fits with every sort of public transport role I've ever met in my life

7. Garlic Baguette Recipe

#genshin impact #my only complaint is that you cannot pet the seals #genshin 4.0 #i am having so much fun #genshin spoilers #fontaine #also this is Not Neuvillette slander because I am He and He is Me

[fubuwu]

Fuck it. Since I'm being spat on and tarnished by jc antis I'm unashamedly doing call out posts as they have harassed me on all my posts and got their little friends to gang up on me. Starting with this "lovely" person

Calling me an abuse apologist just because I said that madame yu had tough love methods..... I was in no way excusing her abuse towards wwx with that FYI. Wwx wasnt even mentioned in the og post.... Never once denied she was abusive in the post either (in fact i ackowledged her abuse numerous times in the post and how her children act around her. But apparently you willfully missed that part). I said she had tough love methods towards her children. NOT WWX. Wwx was not her child or have you forgotten that? She has a tough love attitude in the sense that she toughens up her kids, expects no nonsense, wants them to strive to do better, get on with it, stiff upper lip attitude etc. This does not mean it's a good parenting tactic.

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Using tough love to describe her parenting technique isn't a compliment. Apparently some of you don't know what it means because tough love, whilst there is love and good intentions behind the actions, it can also have unintended bad consequences on your children and is not a form of love you should expose your child to if you want them to become normal, emotionally stable people.

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It can lead to unhealthy coping mechanisms and suppressing emotions amongst other things I won't go into. I was in no way complimenting her. It was a critique. That should have been obvious. But in your words, ig some of you don't have reading comprehension.

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To accuse me of something so extreme as excusing abuse over a FICTIONAL CHARACTER and trying to get all your friends to agree and jump on my posts because I never explicitly made the above points obvious is what a bully would do. You know nothing about me and decided to make such allegations over a single post. I will not stand for this bullying.

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YOU should be ashamed of your behavior. I've seen your other posts and how you talk about and to REAL PEOPLE.

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You acting all morally superior whilst attacking me and many others like this makes you an abusive person FYI. And I won't sit there and take it from you or your friends.

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Moving on to specimen number two

This person has been spamming my notifications jumping on EVERY post, being disrespectful and pretty much accusing me, an ace person, for being ignorant about MY OWN IDENTITY and using ace stereotypes just because I surmised that jc could be ace due to his lack of interest in romance.

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Echoing the words used by another user in the thread, but denying that such ace persons exist is acephobic in itself. I'm an ace person who isnt interested in relationships outside anything that is close, platonic but meaningful. Many others in the jc fandom say the same thing which is why they see themselves in him. A large portion of the jc fandom are actually ace in fact and we love to see him used in ace rep posts. We're already made to feel like freaks, so to have that thrown in my face is very hurtful. Above all twisting my words and making out I said every ace person hates romance is very disingenuous. I NEVER once said that in the post. I wont have my character attacked and lied about like that.

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Also, once again TWISTING my words, implying I was pissed off about the incel claims when it was so obvious that I was merely asking out of curiosity where these claims come from?? Because it was never implied in the canon text. There was no anger or malice behind my questions. It was all open discussion. I can see now that this was mental gymnastics at play here to justify your hcs that you know are not canon and use it as an excuse to attack my posts with your friends, all because you were proven wrong. You lashed out on what was an otherwise polite discussion. That behavior is all entirely on you.

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Ive only ever been respectful in my posts and they were never done to provoke arguments or hate on others opinions. So to wake up and be accused of all sorts over a fictional character is very hurtful and just shows how terribly low your side of the fandom has to stoop just to prove a point and hate on jc.

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Im not tolerating it and these blatant LIES any longer. I hope other jc antis read these posts and see how nasty you all are. And if anyone thinks this sort of treatment is okay, then you need to look inwardly and step away from the computer. I'm done here.

#jiang cheng #mo dao zu shi #I'm fed up #I'm going to stand up for myself. I'm not going to sit there and let these bullies spread all this bs without saying my piece #My posts have all been respectful and open to discourse #But this..... #This is bullying. Especially when I specifically asked on my posts to just block and move on if you disagree with me. But you disrespected #That shared my posts with slanderous claims knowing full well it will draw the attention of your friends #I'm willing to engage in discourse but this isn't discourse. This is bullying. #Jc fans I suggest you block these people if you haven't already #Don't bring hate to them that will only make us just as bad as they are and I won't stoop to their level #Block and continue to make content #I want to believe that the mdzs fandom is still pure and fun to be in #I shouldn't have to block to do that... #But it looks like I don't have much of a choice

[thebirdandhersong]

well mark that down as situation 2938489 that I don't know how to handle

#i would love advice on this if y'all have any thoughts to share because i know what my parents think and im having trouble sorting it out #i love these three friends of mine but it is really draining to be around them now because all they will talk about is church drama #(re: our old church) and rehashing it all and being Outraged about the horrors etc etc #either that or being downright condescending about protestants/non denominations and acting like it's funny to talk like that all the time #i end up being more angry or resentful or exasperated at the end of our conversations than glad and at peace like i did before #(before all THIS ish happened and the three of them were like okay this is all we're going to talk about now) #i've tried to say in gentle ways (i am simply not capable of this kind of blunt confrontation) that maybe we should not be talking #so uncharitably towards other people especially behind their backs. like. yes bad things happened. we have to acknowledge that. #but continually making jokes and jibes at a priest's expense really rubs me the wrong way especially since i KNOW that he loves us #and in many ways was trying his best in the circumstances. and are we not supposed to be loving our neighbour #and is this not downright slander to keep going on this way esp since it goes on for HOURS at a time #anyway i don't know what to DO because if i keep chatting with them/meeting up with them conversation will be 90% this thing and i Hate It #but on the other hand i feel responsibility towards them because my godson's one of them and another is a friend who is a fairly recent #convert and if i leave them to stew in their own echo chamber i doubt it'll do them good #am i supposed to keep some distance? am i supposed to keep arguing whenever one of them says something unkind or inflammatory? #am i supposed to keep speaking up so that they hear a different perspective? am i supposed to run in the other direction for my own peace o #mind? anyway i am still thinking this over and it stresses me OUT #it used to be fun and life giving to be around these people and now it is so exhausting and seriously alarming in many ways

[dracupie]

Ok i just finished watching The Marvels at home.

I didnt have faith in this movie at all bc

1) im an mcu slanderist (as if i wasnt a marvel slanderist in general)

2) i reaaaaally didnt know what they were going to do with my girl Kamala after what happened in the show

But i was pleasantly surprised!! I went to sort of hate watch it but not really ,yknow curiosity killed the cat and whatnot but then i just?!??? I enjoyed it!!! Quite a lot!!

I started to watch it as a film person first and a Ms Marvel stan second and i was pleased as both but also very pleased as a girl (gn) its just. . . Idk man. Its an INSANE movie i laughed very hard at it at times, the music killed me , I loved the colors, the emotional beats, the chemistry,the characterizations, even the B plot felt fun. It was a nice watch.

I say its a cute movie to watch w the girlies (gn) and just enjoy.

#Shadow talks #SHADOW???TALKING ABOUT MS MARVEL?!??? Unheard #Not mcu slander for a change #I think ill start doing proper movie reviews here #I always enjoy them but never quite post them anymore #Spoiler free #the marvels #ms marvel #captain marvel #Photon #kamala khan #carol danvers #monica rambeau #Tbh and pls dont judge i did like the captain marvel movie quite a lot . . . I watched it 3 times im theatres and i genuinely dont know why #And now i feel vindicated bc this is actually a solid fun movie #Yknow i could be smart and cultured like my bestie and be into sophisticated stuff but no!! APPARENTLY I have to like captain marvel #And its only in the 2 movies i really never liked her in the comics (except when Carol was Ms Marvel) #16 y/o me 🫂20 y/o me

[hauntedshells]

it would be so so so RAD if we managed to get rottmnt unpaused while mutant mayhem is going, I mean, out of the 5 tmnt shows we’ve had 3 of them have their wanted seasons canceled, the bayverse sequel flopped, and the most hyped tmnt show as far as I’ve seen is 2012 which isn’t an amazing look considering some of the concerning writing decisions in that show. a new wave of turtle mania over 30 years after the first wave? a new wave that doesn’t rely on the shredder coming back more than william afton and focuses more on mutants and their communities? with the turtles looking distinct from each other and the shows themselves being stylized and fun? with a black april and a crew that genuinely shows a lot of love for the franchise it’s building on while creating their own world and lore and really having fun? two versions that bring the fun and silliness of the 87 cartoon and the 90’s movies while also having the dark, gritty, emotional, and horror inspired elements that have been baked into the franchise for years? to have rise and mutant mayhem exist at the same time would be INCREDIBLE my autistic self would EXPLODE to see this rejuvenation. all the people complaining about the new versions who are claiming to be fans are ridiculous because mutant mayhem and rise are love letters to the teenage mutant ninja turtles legacy and I am so excited for the direction this franchise is going

#heavy on mutant mayhem being a love letter there is so much passion I have seen in it even the art style and marketing just #shows how much care and passion the crew has been putting into it #the nostalgia while also having fun creating new things #it’s beautiful it really is #and rise I mean so much of the crew of rise worked on past versions and even though it stands out a lot from different versions if you #really look there is SO MUCH basis and inspiration from past versions and it’s so sad that it didn’t get the marketing mutant mayhem got #I mean have you SEEN those rottmnt action figures??? #just downright offensive #you don’t get it you don’t understand #I’m on the verge of tears LISTEN TO ME #this isn’t 2012 slander btw it had some great pieces to it but #but as successful as tmnt is it’s had some messy parts and I just #I’m really excited for the future #tmntmm #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt #mutant mayhem #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #this post in of itself kind of became a love letter #I just #I love tmnt so much #I think I put too much in the tags

[bumblingbabooshka]

SNW Christine has the vibes of someone who pours a glass of wine, hands it to Uhura, then starts drinking from the bottle. SNW Christine says she’s going to have “one glass of Romulan ale” and then pulls out a comedically large glass as a goof. Christine wore white converse with her thrift store dress to space prom. I can see this all clearly. She is this to me:

#this is not slander it's her quirky girl moment #Uhura is worried when this happens but Ortega is like YEAAAAH WHOOO #SNW Christine's favorite type of weather is the rain and she WILL get Spock to run around in it #and Spock'll be like 'They never let me run around in the rain on Vulcan...' #and Christine will smile and say 'You're not on Vulcan anymore' and the music swells #Christine Chapel dead-eyed listening to BLARING music as she dyes her hair sheer white in the bathroom <- girlboss building her empire #When will Christine Chapel have her coolgirl monologue?? I am waiting #I want Christine Chapel to introduce Spock to doritos or something I actually can't wait to see how many y/n shenanigans they get themselves #into. I want her to introduce Spock to a junkfood like Doritos and have it play a KEY part in their terrible quasi romance #I do not enjoy their romance but I have fun laughing at it genuinely and I do like having fun <3 #I cannot meaningfully engage with it it's just so silly I just keep hearing 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift when it crops up #Christine lying on the floor of her lab as La la land by Demi Lovato plays #WHO SAID - I CAN'T WEAR MY CONVERSE WITH MY DRESS WELL BABY...THAT'S JUST ME!!!!

[theinfinitedivides]

someone tell white people stop reviewing Bollywood by mediocre Western standards i'm f*cking crying rn

#film: pathaan #pathaan #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #this applies to pretty much everything but specifically at this moment this is for this film #just saw the Variety review of Pathaan and the first thing he does is compare it to RRR??? goes ahead and calls RRR Bollywood??? #chewing and biting RRR is not f*cking Bollywood #it is part of South Indian cinema. more specifically it is part of Tollywood #when the actors in RRR do media interviews and tell you it isn't a Bollywood film #you'd think you'd f*cking listen for once but apparently not #then continues the review by naming a bunch of Western action stars and saying that Bollywood used to feel more exotic #exotic is like a nails-on-chalkboard word for me and #'James Bond meets Jason Bourne meets Jason Statham meets Fabio' #i'm sorry but Don had a better f*cking soundtrack than James Bond's entire career so i think SRK gets to have a little fun #and be a mismatch of overplayed tropes and already seen actors if he wants to. while being hotter than them. just as a treat #(btw Daniel Craig as Bond gets excluded from the 'entire career' bc he's also hot and heavily bisexual. gays get rights in this household) #also how could i forget the sacrilege of 'Khan who suggests a sleeker more ripped Adam Driver in a man-bun' #pls. pls don't compare him to that man he doesn't deserve that kind of slander to his looks and reputation sksksksk #i need to cleanse my eyes from this they didn't deserve that kind of slander either

[juniemoe]

anyway i think the difference between da:o and da2 that makes me love da2 more is that i just hate every fucking quest in dao /hj

#me doing the circle tower: when will it end #me doing redcliffe: when will it end #me doing the brecilian forest: when will it end #me doing orzammar: when will it end #sjsksjdjjdjd #listen i love dao and i have fun with it but at the same time i hate every part of it #sorry for this slander <3 #🎮 vilna plays games

[nick-close]

Dndads fans are the least respectable actual play fandom but at least we. at least, uh. we. well- we have- uhhhhh.. uhhh- we... Glenn Close!!!!!!!!!!

#this isnt an insult i love us #but we r 'i love dndads except for this thing' people usually #we r 'yes it made me cry yes youll have to wait for most of the series to pass before we get there' #'its really funny i skip this bit tho' #i adore it #we r not as strong as cr or naddpod or d20 or taz #nobody knows how to play dnd in our podcast #but boy is it fun #OUR PODCAST NAMED A TOWN THE SAME AS TAZ BC THE DM FORGOT IT WASNT BASE DND #SO MADE IT FRENCH #our podcast is about generational trauma but also its LOOSE #this isnt slander #it fills me with joy #because we take it so seriously and also way less seriously than other pods #yknow? #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[d0d0-b0i]

people stop being mean about my favorite medias challenge >:(

#not pictured: me verging on tears #you don’t want to know how many of my fandoms this applies to #it’s either that or severely underrated #anyway saw people being mean about rwby again online. they simply don’t get it it’s about LOVE and HOPE bitch of course i would fall into it #this is coincidentally also about sonic. and fnaf. and undertale. and minecraft and kipo and everything i’ve ever liked because they have #always gone through periods of ridicule and i’ve always been forced to watch the flames get fanned #like NO the two hour video by hbomb on rwby isn’t correct!! it’s not even half the show and all he does is make fun of it without #providing coherent arguments !! i will not listen to this fucking slander he got paid to do that video he doesn’t even CARE- #sigh 😔😩🙏 i hate loving too easily cus haters always seem so sad and unnecessary 2 me. gods bless n good night ig

[russellius]

Why do you have to be so anti everyone? you have a really good blog but it's just not fun anymore

... what 🧍🏻‍♀️

#tf do you mean im anti everyone im literally doing nothing on here except posting about one guy? #like 😭 #what do you want from me #im depressed and i have a hyperfixation. the primary focus of this blog is to have an outlet for that. #if this is about me not posting certain drivers again - can we just move on. #nobody is forcing you to follow a blog you dont enjoy #if you dont get the content you want from here you are always free to seek it elsewhere #or you can post it yourself. #i have my interests and i will stick to them #and thats not me being 'anti everyone' lol like. i dont even fucking slander anyone 💀 #im just here posting 24/7 about one dude ffs. #let me be please :) #answered #(like. when did i ever post driver hate. how am i 'anti everyone'. half of the grid i havent even mentioned on here) #(man. yall make this site so much fun huh.) #((just. why am i expected to post content i dont like. or what is this about. i have been consinstently blogging the same way #for months and months.)) #(wait. did the toto slander upset you? bro come on now)

[snickerdoodlles]

having a lot of thoughts right now at 4am about chay being ruthless

there’s a specific animorphs quote i’m thinking of:

"People don't understand the word ruthless. They think it means 'mean.' It's not about being mean. It's about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It's about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it." — Marco, The Reunion by K.A. Applegate 

specifically the bit: It's about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. 

now, i dont think chay from season 1 is ruthless. but i very much see him as having the makings of it. chay has a very simple and direct approach to things; he sees something he wants, so he pursues it (he asks his idol for lessons their first meeting, he doesn’t let kim skip out on tutor lessons, he confesses twice because he had a homework goal and then a personal goal, he wants the truth so he confronts kim that same day, etc). and we see this theme of ‘chay has a goal, chay pursues goal’ most often with kim because they specifically foil each other in this. kim has a grand speech about making sacrifices to achieve your goals, but he’s stagnant between the world he was borne into and cant fully leave because of his brothers, vs the soft bright world he wants to be in but cant because he comes bearing blood. this directly contrasts with chay, who pursues his goals fullheartedly and recklessly

now, chay's not ruthless. not...yet. but there’s also these little...hints of a ruthlessly practical mindset to him. the most standout point for me in this regard was episode 1 when porsche is worried about his uncle. he’s sent arthee away, but he’s still planning “how do i get uncle out of trouble, and how do i maximize it?”

but chay? chay’s straight up like “uncle’s problems aren’t ours, lets just runaway to go live your dream of owning a bar on the beach”

i love this scene between porsche and chay so much. not only is really heartwarming, but i think it rly solidifies who they are as characters right off the bat. porsche is a caretaker. he takes care of everyone around him, whether he has an obligation to or not. but chay is fully ready to just leave their uncle behind. uncle interferes with brother’s and mine’s future plans? then no uncle in future plans. chay doesn’t even seem to mourn nor care that his uncle, one of his two caretakers left, is just gone from his life after ep1. like...that’s a really cold assessment for a teenager to make about one of his two living family members (that he knows of)

for me, what holds chay back from tipping into any sort of ruthless so far is mostly his naivety. not innocence (chay is not innocent yes i am still fighting on this hill), but he has certain expectations of the world that don’t necessarily match what the world is. to me, this shows most clearly when he sees warning flags (”...how do you know i have a brother?”) but is fully willing to ignore them in favor of pursuing his original goal(s) instead of taking the warning flags into account. and since he doesn’t plan for them, when some of those flags grow into actual problems, they really trip him up in ways he’s not prepared to handle. but he doesn’t have that any more at the end of season 1

if we do get a second season, i would be v curious to see where chay’s character develops. im apparently the outlier lol, but i actually really love where kim and chay ended in s1. they were on a trajectory to crash in the middle and instead they missed and landed where the other started. kim, the kid running away from the things he’s always wanted, puts himself out there with zero expectation or surety that chay will reach back. chay lingers over the video, unsure if he wants to respond to it or block it, so he throws his phone away to deal with it another time. and it’d just be really interesting to see how these two characters would react following the same trajectory the other one originally did, but coming at it with a very different background/development. and for chay specifically, i would just rly love to see how his ep1 “lets just abandon uncle to the debtors and go live our dreams on a beach” hints might come back/come into play in a mafia world setting

#this is v stream of conscious like. this isnt anything super serious. 5am is not a time for serious lol #anyways. i have. thoughts. #didnt want to expand in the post bc this is SO very much thumb tacks and strings and headcanons but. i also want to see chay's ruthlessness #and how it might mirror/follow namphueng's ruthlessness specifically #my read on namphueng is that she's playing her own game. and whatever game she's playing for her survival. she did it knowing that she'd hav #*have to abandon her sons and that she cant/wont reveal anything to them right away #there's some fun ideas to play with there between porsche's phoenix symbolism and korn's chess bs #so i would rly love to see like. porsche v much takes after his dad in his caretaker and big heart traits #where as chay is v much namphueng's son and they have a bright clear line between point a and point b they'll pursue without hesitation #there's a fun playground in there between chay and korn but that probably interests me exclusively bc it relates to talk shit get hit series #lol ANYWAYS i personally would love for namphueng backstory and a namphueng backstory that includes her selling out her original family #specifically (i mean the family the theerapanukuls killed and took her from). then namphueng tried to get away from them #that would be v fun for me its the top of my s2 bucket list #btes if ive misspelled anything shhhhhhh its 5am ive been up since before 7am spelling isnt real #this isnt rly meant to be anything lol just. been keeping me up all night. oof. #kinnporsche #mine: kinnporsche #pls stop saying chays this weeping willow or doe-eyed bambi or innocent bean or whatever i am so tired lol #chay did not abandon his uncle to the wolves for this kind of slander lol #he did not sell himself like he was living a y/n fanfic for you to box him into innocent maiden tropes #he didnt push every step of his and kims brief relationship for yall to make kim the dom lmao #.......promise im done. this isnt a tag whine lol. its just like. idk. did yall forget the shit chay's pulled in canon #he's the same wavelength of insane as kim thats why they work #tag rambles #tag rambles: kinnporsche

[worstloki]

I’m not much of a thorki shipper, but I have a feeling Thor would be soooooo jealous of Loki having cuddly/touchy partners, they’d kiss and he’d be like “where’s my kiss brother?”.

Everyone’s so busy accusing Loki of being jealous of Thor’s friends and Jane that they completely ignore that Loki has no friends. Thor’s friends favour Thor and if Loki had people valuing him like that Thor would simply lose it. He’d be sooooooo jelly he’d do things that throw him out of the hero classification.

#the only time I’ve seen people write Thor jealous is when he’s ‘protective’ and wants no potential love interests to get their hands on his #which ummmm the loss of potential??? #make him jealous of Loki’s magic or smartness or that he’s better in some area of court or give him friends and have Thor burn about it #yknow yknow?? #like you can’t show me Thor 1 Thor and tell me he wouldn’t throw a fit if Loki said he didn’t want to spend time with him. #let alone if it was because he wanted to spend time with someone else... #Loki is going to say he’s got a friend and Thor is going to start slandering and being mean to them and spreading rumours fr #and everyone will pass it off as fine because it’s Thor #it’s Thor he’ll get away with it #Thor: haha I’m so glad you’ve got friends Loki haha have fun with them! *loki leaves* ugh those fookin beaches #Thor is THE ultimate mean girl

[pasta-pardner]

For a Few Dollars More is my least favorite of The Dollars Trilogy but your posts are single-handedly going to make me rewatch it one of these days to see if I need to reassess my ranking.

haha, glad I'm prompting a reassessment! :D

honestly, all the films in the dollars trilogy are solid. but i find For a Few Dollars More to be the most rewatchable of the set, primarily because it commits the hardest to TMWNN's foil character.

I don't think any of the supporting characters in Fistful of Dollars are even halfway as compelling as Lee Van Cleef playing Douglas Mortimer. The chemistry Eastwood and LVC have in FaFDM isn't remotely comparable to Eastwood's interactions with, say, José Calvo as Silvanito in FoD. I think TMWNN is more fascinating when he's playing off a foil, and FaFDM delivers on that in spades. The dynamic between Manco and Mortimer is THE central focus of the movie, and I'm obsessed with it!

And aside from that, I think FaFDM is just a really Fun movie. FoD's slowburn cynicism is interesting, but FaFDM's humor and pacing makes me more willing to revisit it time and time again.

#the banter+foil dynamics are what keep me coming back to both gbu and fafdm. comfort movies!!! i could watch them a billion times #im a simple man; i need to see tmwnn bounce dialogue off of someone cool. #gbu is an undisputed masterpiece so im not discussing it much in this post. i love gbu #i have a personal preference for fafdm in part bc war epics arent really my thing. cowboy courtships + revenge quests however... those ARE. #i still really enjoy fod. but its my least fave of the trilogy bc its not as fun as fafdm nor as nuanced as gbu #all films in the trilogy are beautifully shot and have wonderful scores etc etc etc so i dont feel like i need to cite those as merits here #ahhhhh anyways!! #srry for fod slander. im incredibly biased to fafdm and im aware of this #i hope im articulating this well. basically: fafdm = fun so I Like It. #dollars trilogy #for a few dollars more (1965) #fistful of dollars (1964) #the good the bad and the ugly (1966) #tmwnn #joe #manco #douglas mortimer #clint eastwood #lee van cleef #westerns #🤠 #🍝 #asks #anonymous #pardner posts

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Hello! Just discovered you tumblr account so I thought I'd take the opportunity to ask a question if you don't mind.

Do you have headcanons about Bruce's ability to cook? Some say he burns water on the stove, others say he's a five-star cook but what do you think?

(Then there's this heartbreaking version I read once. It's about how Bruce actually just mimics failure in the kitchen because Alfred used to be a bad cook himself. The two would learn side by side and that was pretty much the only time they spent together, so Bruce would sabotage their recipes to squeeze out more time with Alfred. That backfired though because Alfred declared him useless in the kitchen and from then on just forbade Bruce to cook because he would find a way to 'burn water on the stove'. And since Bruce never voiced his desire for parental attention but did this sabotage tactic instead, he knows that revealing this to Alfred would devastate him, so he simply messes up anything he cooks intentionally from then on.

:((((( I'm unwell, your honor.)

( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡ OMG tysm for the ask!!! I love rambling, I don't mind at all!!! ♡♡♡ I absolutely have headcanons about Bruce and cooking, omg! I personally loathe the (popular, I believe?) headcanon he can't cook because that never made sense to me! (」＞＜)」 Mister overthinking, contingency planning, kind of paranoia can't cook? Ridiculous. You're telling me the guy who trained to be a vigilante, never learned how to cook a meal properly? The guy raised by Alfred? HOW??? o(>< )o Firmly in the Bruce can Cook and Cook Well camp.

I think one way of bonding for Bruce and Alfred was cooking. Firmly believe Bruce got some of his bad direct communication issues from Alfred, so while they struggled to show appreciation/affection verbally, bonding over cooking/meals/snacks etc was very common!

Plus, no one can't tell me Bruce wasn't the MOST curious kid. People watcher and avid book consumer, if there was a task existing in this world, he wants to know how you did it. Absolutely would help Alfred in the kitchen.

As Bruce got older, they would tackle trickier and trickery recipes and desserts! Nice sense of accomplishment, and again, really fun bonding for the both of them! They can cook and bake together pretty smoothly! Had their fun little chats, talked about their days, little jokes and the like.

Usually, Alfred enjoys cooking alone but Bruce? That's his son right there! Come join him in the kitchen this instant. Enjoying each other's company while they talk, or Bruce works on a case, or even younger Bruce doing homework??? Peak pleasant afternoons.

PLUS: Alfred also really enjoys cooking for Bruce, no matter how old either of them get. I think it could be fun teasing if Alfred called Bruce "bad" at cooking, when in reality he's good at it (largely because of Alfred) but just so happens do it exclusively with him, especially when considering how busy he can be, so the batkids never really get to see him to cook could come to that assumption.

BONUS IDEA: Bruce helping Alfred meal-prep at least once a week, and that's when they can chat the most! Usually very early in the morning so hardly anyone's awake!

Most self indulgent HC tho? In my heart and soul Bruce helps make the kid's lunches. Maybe puts notes in them. But it's Bruce, so stuff like "You did well on patrol" and "Looking forward to [insert upcoming event like a school showcase or parent teacher conference]." The kids can assume Alfred makes them, and Bruce writes the notes, but no, it's Bruce at like 4 in the morning.

That and while Bruce used to be a pickier eater as a kid/teen/young adult, once he did his whole Batman training, he forces himself to be able to eat anything even if he doesn't like it, but Alfred still keeps track of his favorite foods. I am a Bruce will indulge in a sugary sweet treat truther. It's a rare event but he is absolutely delighted by sweets. No one knows this like Alfred, though.

AND OOOO that's such a fun angst idea! Personally, I believe younger Bruce was too much of a perfectionist to sabotage himself in the kitchen (in my head, for Alfred, cooking/teaching Bruce how to cook was the easiest ways to spend time with the child post-parent death so it started when he was rlly young), but I think that can be fun too! I love a good angst idea, and the lack of communication skills and misunderstandings? Hell yeah.

Thank you so much for the ask, I love talking and rambling and stuff, haha! ( 〃▽〃) I have so many opinions about Bruce. Too many.

#fun fact i literally made a chart of how he developed from like 9 to 23 like a de-aged bruce fic im writing #if you're wondering how deep in the brainrot pit i am and it's INCREDIBLY #i have very strong ideas on how he grew up AND he and alfred's dynamic so this as was SO MUCH FUN TY AGAIN!!! #asks #batman batman batman #BRUCE CAN'T COOK HCS MAKE NO SENSE TO ME #WYDM HE CANT COOK #ITS KING PARANOIA AND HAVING RANDOM SKILLS “JUST IN CASE” #cannot talk the bruce wayne cant cook slander #but pretending he can't cook? I accept this

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T’Nia [Sek’s Wife] and the EMH. 

#Sek already doesn't like the EMH bc he knows him as 'That Hologram Who Slandered My Father In That Melodramatic Novel' #but T'Nia likes him v_v she sees him like a yappy purse dog. cute small thing. #both Sek and the EMH are somewhat crotchety but caring short kings #fun fact about Sek is that he's asexual which everyone(tomparis) wants to kill him about when they see T'Nia #they do have a biological daughter though bc he's not sex repulsed #anyway T'Nia likes aggravating the doctor...she's a sort of ambitionless and lackadaisical person #a bit self centered - finds the most satisfaction in her own amusements and so focuses primarily on those #despite this she and Sek work well together <3 he feels complete with her as part of him and vise versa #Doc: blablablabla medical stuff blablabla bragging blablabla #T'Nia: -building a birdhouse in her mind- ........ #the doctor is everyone on Voyager's primary care physician and by extension he also sort of becomes their families' as well #T'Nia calls the doc over to come look at her and Sek's 3 kids and he's good with them #[REDACTED] family shenanigans #T'Nia #Sek #goodnight - I hope everyone wakes up to big tit T'Nia #it's threshold day so please allow me to push you to the treshold of your patience with my silliness #we are now aaaat twice removed from Tuvok (son's wife) #st voyager #st voyager art #the EMH #bea art tag #EMH