Happy ending?! I found the Urutu tribe, and they were gonna show me what it is I came here for in the first place. And then, you show up, and I'm dangling upside down, I've been surrounded to be eaten alive by fire ants. I've been chased by an angry tribe, and having arrows fired at me, and then I'm... tied up again, and then I'm kidnapped, and I jumped out of a bloody helicopter! Now, you're accusing me of trying to kiss you! Define "Happy"!
HOOTEN & THE LADY, 1.01
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MICHAEL LANDES
as Ulysses Hooten in Hooten & the Lady, 1.04
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