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lizardywizard · 1 year
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bumper sticker that says "you're not the only one who can turn into a car"
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mass effect 2 be like
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spookysplatt · 3 months
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"average person spends $400 on Black Friday" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person spends $49.95 per Black Friday. Sherman Georg, who lives in his immortal mother's mansion & spends $44,999 on 850 Wiggly dolls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.
Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?
Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.
Aziraphale:
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Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--
Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...
Crowley:
Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.
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pillowsandblorgons · 3 months
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trobed wedding where they do their handshake except on the second clap, abed grabs troy’s hand and yanks him in for a kiss
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corkyviolet · 4 months
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squashberri-art · 6 months
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3am thoughts
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whorejolras · 5 months
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yeah this strain is called permits-tu? it'll have you finding your recently lost faith in your character foil
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phonydiaries · 7 months
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Get in Liar, we're going shopping.
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moonytoastx · 1 year
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"You can have anyone. You can have the world if you want, Potter."
"I don't want the world. I want you." James answered with a quiver in his voice and his gaze was on his shaky hands. Regulus didn't need to look at him to know that the Gryffindor was pouting.
Regulus blinked once. Twice. Thrice.
James looked up from his hands. "Reggie, I just-"
"Well then, fucking have me, Potter."
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blizzic · 1 year
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