"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.
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[ID: Image one is an edit of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls, seen fighting over the Time Tape. Mabel says "I'm fucking around," and Dippet says "and I'm finding out." Image two is caps locks flaming text that says "The Mystery Twins." End ID]
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nightmare blunt rotation in the windows 95
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“average demigod cusses out the gods 3 times a year” is actually just a statistical error. Percy Jackson, who personally tells the Olympians to go fuck themselves over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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Bruce, breaking up a fight between Jason and Tim: If you two don't stop arguing, I'm going to have a cow!
Damian: I have a cow!
Bruce: I know, Damian.
Damian: Her name is Batcow :)
Bruce: I know, Damian.
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This is all I have to say
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