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allwaswell16 · 3 months

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A fic rec of One Direction fics where Louis is a villain of some sort as requested in an ask I can no longer find oof Hope you see this rec whoever asked for it! If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other fic recs here. Happy reading!

- Louis/Harry -

💀 Wanted Most by BornOnABeach

(E, 156k, thief Louis) Louis Tomlinson is a thief, and a damn good one at that. Most have heard of him. Most don't understand him. And Harry Styles is the FBI agent who can never seem to catch him.

💀 Cover Me with Jewels by ShatteredGlassHouse / @larryislove

(E, 55k, thief Louis) the one where Louis is a jewel thief and dating Harry Styles, the heir to a designer jewellery business empire, but Louis worries Harry will discover him, so he disappears for five years.

💀 Tied Down by HamPalpert

(E, 48k, drug dealer Louis) The most interesting case in Liam and Niall's careers falls directly into their laps, courtesy of an epic fuck-up of one Harry Styles, partner to the almost-infamous drug dealer Louis Tomlinson.

💀 I'll Throw Away My Faith (Just To Keep You Safe) by @theboyfriendstagram

(E, 42k, assassin Louis) AU. Harry Styles is an MI6 agent on a mission to find out who’s planning on killing the Prime Minister. Louis Tomlinson is a wanted professional assassin, hired by the MI6 to kill whoever wants to kill the Prime Minister.

💀 Please, Deceive Me by Larringiscaring

(E, 42k, thief Louis) Louis robs casino's with his ex-boyfriend, and Harry trusts a criminal a little more than he should

💀 no pressure, no diamonds by @karamelised

(E, 42k, thief Louis) Louis is a thief, Harry a grifter. They are thrown together for a huge diamond heist in Paris, where their past soon catches up to them.

💀 Buried Like Treasure by QuickedWeen / @becomeawendybird

(E, 40k, thief Louis) Semi-retired thief Louis Tomlinson has been pulled in for one last job: steal a painting from an uninhabited mansion. Neither one of them expects a natural disaster.

💀 The Risen (series) by @creamcoffeelou

(E, 28k, cult au) In search of the next breaking story, Harry goes off to do something no one else has been able to do: get the scoop on Louis Tomlinson and his devoted group of followers.

💀 For You, I Will (I Don't Believe in Magic, but) by theweightofmywords / @lil0

(E, 17k, criminal Louis) Louis leads two lives, when all he wants is a simple one with Harry.

💀 focal point by rainbowsandgucci

(M, 8k, thief Louis) By the time you read this, I’ll be gone, so don’t bother looking. Last night was lovely, Harry, I’m sure you agree. Sorry to run, but that’s just how life works sometimes, I’m sure you understand. Don’t forget about me. xx P.S. Thanks for the money

💀 Daisy by Jennifer_Kaid / @poetsreprieve

(E, 3k, mob au) An assassin who lurks in shadows, who kills with a detachment towards his victims, their death always displayed artfully for anyone who stumbles upon the corpse once his work is done.

💀 Stealing My Trust by Phillipa19

(E, 3k, organized crime) Harry hates the danger Louis' 'job' puts him in, but no one ever said being in love with a criminal would be easy.

💀 we're swimming with the sharks until we drown by velvetnoodle

(T, 3k, thief Louis) There’s only one thing that makes Harry’s job on the casino floor bearable, and that’s a chance to grab the attention of the mysterious man who frequents the establishment often.

💀 How to Catch a Christmas Tree by Anonymous

(E, 2k, omegaverse) It's two days until Christmas and Harry needs a Christmas tree.

💀 Marionette by Anonymous

(E, 2k, witch Louis) Harry is a vampire on the hunt. He doesn’t know that he’s not the top of the food chain.

💀 The shape I've made you into by flamboyo / @riverswater

(M, 1k, established relationship) "Sometimes, I wish you'd hit me."

💀 Twenty-Eight by @beardyboyzx

(M, 1k, spy au) Agent Harry Styles has finally caught his nemesis, but there's a knot in the plot he's not ready to detangle.

- Rare Pairs -

💀 To Catch a Thief by StormDancer

(E, 49k, Zayn/Louis) There are some rules even thieves have trouble breaking. Marriage vows, for instance.

#ficrec #villain louis #1dficvillage #hltracks #trackinghome #trackinghappily #tracksintheam #ficsfor4am #1dsource

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grapejuicestyless · 9 months

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Just Because!

Harry Styles x fem!reader

Pure fluff <3

Summery: Harry loves everything, “just because.” when it comes to y/n. Flowers, diamonds, shirts, songs. Harry loves to spoil his girl.

There is just something so romantic about all things, “just because.” The idea that your loved one is thinking of you, even in the lack of your presence, even in happiness or hell, is something quite like no other.

Harry, ever the romantic loved all things, “just because.” Flowers, chocolates, clothes, jewelry. Anything that could be held in his lovers hands or adorned on her body to represent a fraction of his love for her.

The shop was on the way home from the studio he often booked when working on his albums. It wasn’t too far from home, which made it convenient. It also required him to drive through a smaller town to reach it. Streets lined with buildings, each with their own purpose and products. All decorated with their own personality.

He was a frequent at the flower shop, in that town. It was a small building, sandwiched between a barber shop with a twisting barbers pole and a paint store smeared in pale blue on the exterior.

The shop had not many flowers in it, but the one thing it did carry was his beloved y/n’s favorite. Bicolored red carnations and pink stained orangish tulips. They smelled almost as heavenly as she did, and to him, were nothing compared to how beautiful she was.

Each week, Harry found a day to stop by the shop. Making a B-line to the two flowers his lover adored the most. It was in front of those bundles he would inspect each flower carefully. Sniffing out the best one and inspecting each petal for any signs of decay. It wasn’t cheap, but for her reaction, it was priceless.

On these days, Harry would try his best to be discrete. All but tiptoeing to the front door. He would still his hands the best he could, muffling the crinkling of the plastic from his new gift hidden behind his back. He’d open the door and call out to his love, waiting for the quick pattering of her sock clad feet to rush down the stairs and into his arms.

The smile on her face each day was more than enough to fuel his penmanship for albums on albums of songs. Her delicate warmth that surrounded her a muse of his in itself.

Most days, Harry wouldn’t hesitate to hug her with both arms. Picking her up as he arched his back. All to hear the surprised laugh rip through her throat. But on days where he came home with gifts, he would hug her with only one arm. Extra tight to make up for the lack of his other arm.

By now, Y/n knew his games. An eyebrow already raised while he tried to stifle his wide smile. Giving himself away too easy.

“Harry?” She would ask, innocently though she knew his games. It would be only then that he would reveal the beautiful bouquet from behind himself. Each flower perky and fresh.

Y/n smiled just as excitedly and appreciatively each time. Falling deeper and deeper in love with the man she called her partner each day.

The flowers were always the same. As was the jewelry and the shirts. All falling under the category of her favorite things. Vintage and dainty. But, each time he wandered over to the shop and picked out each item by himself, his special touch always managed to make everything that should’ve been so similar, so different every time. And Y/n loved that.

A kiss would be pressed to his lips, flowers being passed into her palms, crinkling beneath the weight of their bodies pressing together. And every time Y/n would ask,

“What are these for?” With the sweetest expression painted across her face. And each time Harry had the same response.

“Just because.” A phrase that meant nothing and everything all at once. No, there was no special occasion to celebrate. Nothing that prompted the flowers. Nothing other than the fact that to Harry, Y/n deserved to be celebrated everyday of his life. A feeling that was deep rooted in his obsession for her.

Y/n felt the same about Harry, celebrating him everyday. But she didn’t have the funds for all things, “just because.” So, she adopted the love language of acts of service. The pair a perfect complement of each other constantly.

It was all so predictable, until it wasn’t.

Harry and Y/n laid in bed, the sun having already set and the moon high. Their laughter and small conversations carrying them into a deep slumber. One of tangled limbs and messy sheets. Arms draped across bodies and legs stuck between thighs. A closeness that would be uncomfortable to anyone but them.

And in the morning, the bright sun would shine through their shear curtains. The birds singing a tune to attract their own mates. The grass just a little bit greener.

Harry would wake first, always the early riser of the two. He would admire her for hours if he could, but usually his wake up meant he had a good five minutes to take everything in before Y/n stirred to life again. Marking the beginning of another wonderful twenty four hours together. He traced the bridge of her nose, counted her freckles and memorized where her deepest smile lines laid. His breathing tickling her eyelashes the closer they grew, eyes fluttering open.

Y/n would sit silently for a moment, taking in her lover, his eyes looking into hers and his lips turned upwards into a lazy morning smile.

“Good morning, handsome.” She would mumble, rubbing over her eyes to rid them of the sleep stick to her lashes.

Harry would reply the same way each morning. By pressing a kiss to her forehead and pulling her impossibly closer he would rasp,

“Good morning, love.” And they would tumble out of bed, Y/n following Harry only after he made the first move to get up.

Only today, he laid there. Kissing her forehead but not yet pulling her closer. He admired her just a minute longer, selfishly taking up her time so he could have her all to himself longer. His smile lazy but filled with love. He let the words slip from his mouth without a care for the consequences of them.

“Marry me.” He asked, face showing no amusement.

Y/n only smiled larger at his request, teeth momentarily catching on her bitten lip as her smile lines deepened. She nodded quickly.

“Yeah, of course. One hundred percent.” She didn’t need to think about it, having waited for this moment for years. It was a shock they hadn’t gotten hitched years ago, with how they followed each other around. Stuck to each other like glue. The same question of ‘why now’ reaching Y/n’s head. She couldn’t help but have to ask.

“Why now, Harry?” Her eyes sparkling. He took her hand in his. Fingers interlacing in front of their faces. Eyes meeting just beyond their palms. He tightened his grip slightly.

“Just because I love you.”

#harry styles x reader #harry styles x y/n #harry styles x you #harry styles fluff #harry styles imagine #yn x harrystyles #harry styles

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atruththatyoudeny · 1 year

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Happy 28th! I haven’t read much this month but when I had time I spent it in Cleveland with the ‘Cleveland Spiders’ and @sunflouwerhabit‘s MLB fics. I didn’t finish Down the Line last month and so it’s on both this and last month’s fic rec. Please don’t be deterred by the Baseball themes, I can assure you that I had not a f..ine clue about Baseball and came to love this fic universe SO much.

Here is the Down the Line universe:

Down the Line | sunflouwerhabit | [280k] “I hate all of you.” Louis’ cheeks flush. “You better watch yourself or Wootton is gonna release an article claiming all of our woes are a direct result of a serious Mario Kart addiction. He’s already got an insider ready to tell him Niall prances around the clubhouse pretending to be Yoshi.” Some of the boys chuckle, but Louis’ heart nearly stops when a honk sounds from second base. Everyone turns in that direction and Harry fucking Styles slaps a hand over his own mouth, as if trying to muffle the fact that he’s a motherfucking Siren. Louis stares. He wasn’t… it really wasn’t that funny? He couldn’t possibly be laughing at Louis, right? He… What? “Sorry,” Styles gasps. His shoulders shake as those dimples, which have had blogs and articles and entire columns dedicated to them, bloom. “Sorry…" Louis hates him. Louis hates him. Louis hates him. ~~~ OR: Star shortstop Louis Tomlinson only finds solace between the white-chalk lines of a baseball diamond, until Harry Styles- the absolute bane of his existence and (probably) the worst pitcher in Major League Baseball- becomes an overnight sensation in the city Louis calls home.

Swear to be Overdramatic (and True) | sunflouwerhabit | [6k] “It’s really sweet that you two are such good friends.” In the time it takes their interviewer’s words to resonate, Harry manages a grand total of three thoughts: Um…? Oh? What? He’s just recovered enough to think in complete sentences ("he can’t be fucking serious," and "what the actual fuck?" the most pressing and the most prominent) when his group of friends- and Louis- unfreeze. Louis, with his arm still wrapped around Harry’s waist, openly gapes. To his left, Zayn and Niall sound distinctly like a pair of hyenas. “Oh, right,” Niall chokes out between laughs. “Yes. They’re really the definition of laddy-dude-bro-pals. Absolutely. The broiest bros I’ve ever met. A couple of lads being dudes. Elite homies.” “A couple of besties,” Zayn insists. “I heard sometimes they even share a bed or something. To keep each other warm. It’s so sweet. Their broship is so pure.” ~~~ OR: In the midst of Major League Baseball's All Star festivities, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are interviewed by a reporter who can't seem to take a hint.

Down the Line (The Drabbles) | sunflouwerhabit | [158k] Louis squeezes Harry’s hand. They step over the threshold together and everything is as it’s meant to be. “Hey, Lou?” “Yeah?” “Down the line.” The chandeliers paint Louis’ expression- his smile, his fond- in a white light. Different hues glitter across the features Harry has memorized, the ones he loves so, so much, and he’s very much awe-struck; still as breathless as he was the day he saw this boy for the very first time. “Down the line, baby.” ~~~ Drabbles, one-shots, short stories- often told out of order- from the Down the Line universe, detailing every chapter of Louis and Harry's love story (and promising fun, warmth, and devotion along with it). They really do just adore each other so, so much.

#28th appreciation #fic rec #my fic rec #monthly fic recs #my reads #larry fics #completed fics

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chaoticparker · 2 years

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Tipsy

peter parker x reader

summary: Peter plans to ask you out tonight–sober, but instead he asks you out drunk

warnings: peter not being able to handle his alcohol

w/c: 3.7k

a/n: i posted this last week but of course tumblr was being a bitch and it didn’t show up in the tags but enjoy!

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“Do you know when she’ll be here?” Peter leaned against the bar, looking over the choices on what he could possibly get.

“Dunno--can I get a whisky?” Harry asked the bartender and they nodded, going to get a glass and the bottle.

Peter sighed as the man handed the glass to Harry then looked over to him, “you?”

“Just the water's fine.” He nodded and left the boys alone again. Harry gave Peter a strange look as he sipped his drink. “Wanna keep a clear head for tonight.” He explained. “I think I’m going to ask her out.”

Harry raised his eyebrows, almost choking on his drink. “You’re doing it tonight, huh? Think you’ll chicken out again?”

The bartender placed Peter’s water on a napkin and left to tend to someone else. Peter rolled his eyes at his friend's words. “I’m not going to chicken out-”

“-again-”

“Not the point. But it’s simple, all I have to do is offer a drink, flirt, then ask her out on a date.” Peter said, matter-of-factly. “There is no better place to ask her out.” Peter gestured to the rest of the large room with guests all around.

Tonight's gathering was one of Tony’s charity balls, with a surprising amount of celebrities and just overall rich people coming to show support and donate--although, most of them probably were there for alternative motives. In Stark fashion, the ball was extravagant. The room itself was most likely worth more than Peter himself; chandeliers with expensive diamonds dangling, priceless paintings hung up on the walls. And the people attending were a completely different type of rich. Gold rings and silver necklaces adored peoples bodies. Suits and dresses styled to perfection, not a piece of imperfection in sight.

It was safe to say that this is one of the most classy events that Peter has ever, and will ever, attend. There was no better place than to ask you out. Not to mention he had it all planned out: first he would offer you one of your favorite drinks, do some casual flirting, and then ask if you want to go out on a date. Though, now that he was here--waiting for you--he soon realized that this plan was not specific enough at all.

“Dude,” Harry snapped Peter out of his thoughts and pointed at the staircase. He turned around as his jaw slacked a little. You were wearing black gown, one that made Peter swear you were an angel. Not an imperfection in his sight.

Except for the devil that had his arm around you.

You were smiling, the type of smile that is only shown when he makes you laugh, not whoever you were with. Not this person who doesn’t know you like he does.

“Who is that?” Peter spat, his words a bit too harsh for not knowing what was going on.

“Mhmm.” Harry squinted his eyes to get a better look at who you were with, and to focus a bit better. “Manny something… I think his dad is some other tech giant.” Harry waved over the bartender, “can I have another?”

“Can I have one too?” Peter asked, sighing as he rubbed his forehead.

“Thought you wanted a clear head?” Harry joked, trying to change Peter’s suddenly unpleasant demeanor.

“Thought you were supposed to hype me up?” Peter said tad harshley. The bartender placed the two glasses each on their own napkins and Peter quickly drowned his glass, it stung the back of his throat and started coughing.

Harry patted his back and took a sip of his own, biting his lip to hold back a laugh. “It’s a sipping whisky, dude.”

“No shit.” He coughed again, then straightened his back. “And there’s no point in keeping a clear head now. Not with him around.”

“Peter, stop being so fucking dramatic over everything.” Harry sighed, then when he glanced away from Peter and caught your eye and smiled, he quickly shoved at Peter to get him to focus.

“Hey boys.” You chimed, still walking next to your friend. “This is Manny.”

Harry greeted him with a handshake while Peter just asked for another glass. “Nice to meet you. From Roxxon Energy right?” Harry quired.

The tall man chuckled, “yeah, me and my dad are here to support and donate to the charity. We always take on the opportunity to support the homeless” Peter turned around with a glass in hand and you removed your hand from Manny’s arm. “I ran into y/n just outside and we wanted to catch up.”

“I thought it was a charity for kids-” Peter started

“That’s nice, anyway I’m Harry and this,” Harry shoved Peter, interrupting him while pulling him away from his drink. “This is Peter, excuse his moodiness.”

Peter rolled his eyes and you bit your lip to stop yourself from laughing, not wanting to be on the receiving end of one of his moods. You knew better of course. Last time he was like this was when you missed hanging out with because of work, you tried to make it up to him, but he was acting just like this.

“Peter, I'm so sorry I’m late.” You slammed his door shut as you dropped your bag and jacket on the floor to look for him. “Peter?” You shouted, but there was no response.

You entered his kitchen and saw a single dirty plate, and excess food stuffed away in the pot that was still on the stove. You raised an eyebrow, but didn’t think too much of it. Maybe he just made too much? Maybe he just wanted leftovers for lunch tomorrow?

You didn’t realize until now that soft music was playing. When you looked over to the table, you saw it was set up for one person, while the other spot opposite it was bare, excluding the placemat where Peter must have sat.

“Peter?” You yelled again, continuing to look around the apartment. You heard a crash then what sounded like a tumble from down the hall and you quickly to the sound.

You entered his room and found him sitting up on his bed, bottle of alcohol in hand, with his laptop open playing some weird video compilation.

“Peter?”

He looked up at you and you saw his red puffy eyes, tear stained cheeks, and an alcohol stained shirt. His eyes widened as he quickly wiped his nose with the back of his hand and hid the bottle on his side poorly behind a pillow. He slammed the laptop shut and threw it to the opposite end of his bed and used another pillow to cover his face.

“Peter.” Your voice was stern but laced with concern. You went over to his side of the bed and calmly sat down in the right spot so you weren’t touching him. You took the bottle and kicked it further away from you both, regardless if it even had any liquid left in it, it smelt revolting and with Peter’s alcohol stench, you didn’t need anything else clogging your senses.

“Peter, come on, you should at least lay on your side.” Peter pulled the covers up over him and you sighed. But to your surprise, he reluctantly did as he was told and rolled over to his side. Away from you of course, but you didn’t know why he was acting like this.

Normally when he’s drunk he gets all loud and starts laughing at the most random things. But now? It was clear to you that he was at least a little tipsy, but why did he start drinking? Did it have something to do with you working late? Or whatever evening he had planned.

“I’m going to get you some water, alright?” You patted him on his back through the bedding and got up. On your way to the bathroom, you put his laptop on the floor, just so it wouldn’t get crushed. You filled a cup up and walked back to his room and held out his drink for him.

“Drink.”

Peter shuffled around under the covers and shook his head.

“Come on Peter, I don’t know how much you’ve had tonight and you need to stay hydrated.”

“No, I’m perfectly fine.”

“Peter-”

“No, just leave, I’m fine.” Peter grumbled a little louder this time. “Just go.”

You sighed and quickly thought about what to do. You didn’t want to leave him alone, not in this state, but you wanted to respect his wishes.

“I’m leaving the water here.” You placed the glass on his bed side table and got up. “I’m going to crash on the couch tonight, let me know if you need anything, ‘k.”

Peter grumbled, but not stopping you from staying, knowing damn well that all his super strength couldn’t get you out if he even tried--not that would ever want to. When he heard his bedroom door shut, he let out a breath. He partly sat up and started drowning the water; thankful for your presents at last.

“I’m not moody.” Peter groaned, but reluctantly held out his hand for Manny to shake. Manny smiled and Peter gave a half hearted one back, though Manny didn’t seem to notice or care; Peter used his strength and squeezed his hand just a bit too much, when Manny let go, he rubbed his hand. “Just thirsty.” He took another sip of a different beverage that he somehow ordered with a sly smirk.

Harry eyed him suspiciously and made a mental note to ask about it later. He clearly saw how irritated Peter was and knew that calling him out on it infront of you would make everything worse.

“It was nice meeting both of you, and y/n, let me know how that offer turns out.” Manny smiled, politely kissed your cheek then left. You waved him off but didn’t see Peter's jaw tese or his nose flare.

“What's this offer of yours?” Peter spoke up, a little bolder as the drinks were starting to hit him.

“Oh, it’s nothing.” You blew it off, moving past them for the bar. “Just a water please.” You told the bartender and he handed you your drink.

“No, no, don’t blow us off. What's this offer?” Harry nudged you, giving you a smile to butter you up. “I’ll pay for our lunch tomorrow.”

“Fine,” You sighed. “I kinda got this offer for an important position at my work...” You sheepishly said. Peter and Harry’s eyes went wide and looked like they were going to shout. “Shut up, I can’t say much about it yet, but I’m really proud of it so far-”

“Y/n, I’m so happy for you!” Harry yelled a little too loud for your liking, but luckily everyone was too engrossed in their own anecdotes to their friends to care about people at the bar.

“W-why didn’t you tell us?” Peter asked, his voice was softer than before. Not as aggressive but more stressed and confused. Every detail about Peter’s life, he shares with you; and he easily understands how you aren’t as open as him, but this? Leading a foundation and doing your dream work? How could you not share any of this with him first?

“It's a lot of publicity and I wasn’t sure if I could handle everything.” You shrugged, drinking your water. “Plus it wasn’t important.”

“How could it not be important?” Peter bellowed. This did turn some heads and you could hear some whispers. Heat went to your cheeks at the drifting eyes and you never so badly wanted to punch Peter.

“Peter, what's got you so mad?” You asked.

“Nothing! I’m perfectly fine!” Peter drowned another drink and tried to walk away, but in reality, ended up stumbling away, only barley not falling on the floor and embarrassing himself.

“What's wrong with him?” You wondered out loud as he walked away, taking a glass of champagne from a tray on the way.

Harry wondered what he should say for a moment. It was obvious that he was upset that your friend was with you, Peter was jealous and it seemed that everyone knew it too. “Dunno”

He wondered what he should do, but before he could say anything more you both turned your heads at the sound of glass breaking. Everyone seemed to have the same idea as you, heads were turned to the direction of the sound and you saw Peter standing suspiciously close to the broken glass.

You looked back to Harry and you both groaned. Lucky, Peter distanced himself from the accident, but looking at him he had a guilty face on and you knew he was at fault here.

“I’ll deal with it.” You grabbed a cup of water as you headed for Peter’s direction and pushed your way through the crowd, all of which seemed to go back to their own conversations, completely ignoring what just happened. Although, the workers at the party seemed to give Peter a side eye.

“Peter!” You whisper-yelled. His head snapped up to you and he smiled, champagne from his newly acquired glass dripping down the sides of his mouth and onto his suit. “Get over here!” You pulled his arm, subtly taking him away from the people and into a bare hallway.

“What he actual fuck were you thinking?” Now you could yell at him properly this time. Making sure your words got through his tipsy brain. “You’re really stupid aren’t you?”

Peter leaned against the wall and slid down so he was sitting on the floor. You kneeled down in front of him and handed him the water.

“You’re pretty you know?” He smirked, or tried too. The complete 180 of his moody behavior earlier which took you by surprise.

“Drink.” You pushed the cup up to his lips with your fingers.

Peter smiled and as he took a sip, he remembered his plan: offer drink, flirt, confess. You were the one who offered the drink so he might as well skip that one, and with the alcohol burning threw his system he might as well start, in the best way he can, to flirt.

“Why are you blinking like that? Are your eyes okay?” You fretted. You cupped his face and moved it to the light, close to poking his eye.

“W-what do you mean? That was supposed to be a wink.” Peter whined, hitting his head a little too hard back against the wall, causing him to let out a groan.

“Winks are only supposed to be with one eye dumbass, you were blinking.”

Peter scoffed and moved your hand away, “that was a wink.”

“No it wasn’t.”

“Oh come on, just let me have this.” Peter uttered. “Just believe me, it was a wink.”

“I’ll believe it when I see it.” You sat down completely now, making sure not to scruff the dress you were wearing.

“But you did see it--you know what, nevermind.” Peter huffed, “You just don’t believe me.”

“What even is there to believe?” You muttered. “More importantly, why did you get drunk tonight?”

“Why are you so pretty?”

“Why can you just answer the question?”

“Why can’t you just answer the fucking question?” Peter raised an eyebrow, or tried to raise an eyebrow. He ended up just raising both and flaring his nostrils, looking stupid. He giggled a bit and smiled, a couple drops of water dripping down the corner of his mouth.

“I don’t even know what to say, just-” you paused, trying to find the right words. “Just how are you feeling, do you want me to get more water?”

“Why are you not taking me seriously! I’m fine.” Peter grumbled, but when he looked at you, he knew that you still doubted him. Your eyes were wide and unmoving from his head looking for any sign of injury, it was clear how much you didn’t think Peter was capable of doing much of anything.

“Maybe because you’re trying to flirt with me?” You answer. “You’re absolutely smashed and going through one of your moods.”

“You wouldn’t even believe me if I confessed and said that I love you.”

“BECAUSE YOU'RE DRUNK AS HELL!” You yelled before taking a quick breath to calm yourself down. “You can’t think straight and everything you’re saying is bullshit.”

“But it’s true! Grant it, I didn’t want you to find out now but I really do! I-I had this whole plan and I was going to ask you out then mr jawline came in and then I got nervous and started drinking and then getting clumsy and here we are!”

You blinked at him a couple of times then reached for his empty cup. “I’m going to get you a refill. Don’t move.”

You got up, leaving him trying to ramble his way to get you to stay but you ignored him. To you, it sounded like nonsense and there was no point in staying. You spotted Harry still over by the bar, talking to someone you couldn’t quite recognize. When he saw you, he excused himself and ran up to you.

“What's up with Peter?”

“Drunk out of his mind.” You scoffed. “Babbling random nonsense at me, needs to sober up quickly.” You gestured for another glass.

“Oh yeah, what's he saying?”

“Confessed his ‘love’ for me.” You chuckled. The bartender handed you another glass of water.

Harry’s eyes bulged out of his head as he spat his drink back into his cup. “Really?”. In all honesty, he never believed that Peter would actually go through with his plan, nevertheless while drunk. He wouldn’t even go through his plan when you came to his place a couple hours late. He’s too much of a perfectionist.

You laughed again. “Yeah, normally he's all moody when he’s drunk, now he’s just acting all weird.”

“Do you love him?” Harry asked. You brows quirked at the question, normally Harry would never intrude on anyone's personal life, at least not this directly.

“Why do you ask? It doesn’t really matter.” You sighed. When you heard the words come from Peter’s drunk mouth, you wanted to punch him for giving you false hope. All you have ever wanted for him to say it to you, but you never thought you had to specify that he meant it.

“Look, I’ve been contemplating on whether or not I should actually say anything but Peters being too much of a pain right now.” Harry sighed. “He does mean it when he said that he loves you, tonight he had a plan to confess but then he saw you with Manny, got scared and then got drunk.”

“I’m sorry, what-”

“Harry!” You turned around and saw Peter standing beet red and lips pursed. He came over and avoided your gaze. “Why the fuck did you say that” He whispered very loudly.

“Because you’re being too much of a pussy to say anything!”

Peter looked like he was going to be sick and you and Harry quickly took him back into the hallway. “We should get him home.”

Harry nodded, “I’ll get a car, are you okay waiting with him?”

“Yup.”

“Great, and don’t vomit.” Harry ran off quickly, leaving you and Peter alone.

A few seconds passed, you holding Peter's arm around your shoulders to keep him up but looking in completely different directions. Peter sighed and looked over to you, he was in no way sober yet. His head was pounding and he desperately needed some sort of medication, but looking at you took his pain away.

“I never wanted you to find out like this.” Peter started, pointing at his drunk self. “And I never wanted Harry to tell you.”

“It’s alright.”

“But I do love you. Do you-” He sighed, rubbing his eyes. “Do you feel the same way?”

“Peter, you really are too drunk for this conversation.” You sighed, looking back at him.

“But do you-”

“Yes, Peter. I do.” You sighed.

“Really?”

“Yes, now shut up, you’re gonna vomit if you get too excited.” Though, on the inside you were squealing like a kid on their birthday. He likes you. He wants to be with you. Out of everyone in the world, the billions of people living and breathing alongside you, he chose you.

Peter was thinking the same thing. The beautiful person that is you chose him. How he would ever get so lucky he has no idea, but he wants to thank every star for it. And unlike you, he was drunk out of his mind, and he is very emotional. He started tearing up a bit, sniffling and wiping his nose on the sleeves of his expensive suit.

You looked over to see a weeping man--more like a little boy--crying his eyes out and snuffling. He coughed a bit, then blew his nose in the fabric. You worried for a second you were a bit too harsh on him. You wrapped your arms around him and he buried himself in your chest. He smiled but still sniffled into your chest.

“A-are you okay?” You stuttered, not knowing how to deal with a crying drunk grown adult. You were just glad that no one else was around to see this.

“Yeah, but uh, I need to show you how much I love you.” He pulled apart from you.

“Maybe when you get home you can drink five cups of water?”

“No, no, no, that's not what I mean.” His hands went on top of his chest where his heart is. “I want to give you my heart because you own my heart. I don’t want it anymore! It’s not mine, it’s yours!”

“Peter-”

“It’s been yours since we first met!” He whined, and he went back to hugging you. “I-I just want you to have all of my love.” He snuffled again.

“We can talk about this more when you’re sober.” You decided. His rambling nonsense was sweet but also tiring for you and himself. “And don’t worry, you have my heart too.”

Peter hummed against your chest and you hugged him back. “I really hope I’m not too drunk to remember this.”

“Harry is never going to let you live today down, so I’m sure he��ll remind you in the morning.”

“I don’t think I’d mind.”

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*The Best of the Bestest!: The Rap Pundit’s Picks For The Finest Rap Projects of 2022

*Just a list of MY favorite favorites from a year filled with a lot of damn good music.

What else needs to be said at this point? You have probably seen at least a dozen “Best of” lists by now, with many of the same albums cluttered near the top....but this is THE Rap Pundit’s list, so you know you’re bound to find more gems than chalk.

In a historically deep year for rap music (a topic worth profiling in the future), the headline story was probably the numerous side stories. Be it the explosion of great music coming from areas that had a previously under-reported wealth of talent (especially Wisconsin and Florida), the underground scene getting more high profile exposure than it has in years (artists like billy woods, Fatboi Sharif and Lungs/Lonesword being shouted-out by numerous mainstream outlets!?), sample-driven drill officially becoming the preferred drill-flavor (at least on the east coast, shout-out Shawny Binladen, Four50, Big YaYa and the YTB), and of course the simply inescapable rise of club music’s influence on rap right now (Bandmanrill is clearly the master of this lane, but this style isn’t going away anytime soon)….if you couldn’t find something you loved in 2022, you might not actually like rap music.

But the proof is in the pudding, let’s get into it. Here are my personal picks for the most impressive albums/mixtapes/EPs/projects/whatever of 2022…

***High Honors***: Beware of the Monkey by MIKE, Motion Not Emotion by DB.Boutabag, Playing With Fire by ShooterGang Kony, Crack Music 2 by Skilla Baby, Beyond Belief by 38 Spesh & Harry Fraud, Gold Bricks by ElCamino, and Formal Intro by dp0mmy [+about 100 more that I plan to shout-out on future posts!]

100. VACABULAREE by Valee

99. The DogFather by Paco Panama

98. u be ight by QThree

97. Traumazine by Megan Thee Stallion

96. Metatron’s Cube by Aj Suede & Televangel

95. Spaceships on the Blade by Larry June

94. Scorpion Eyes by BandGang Lonnie Band$

93. Raw Extractions by Lukah

92. Marlowe 3 by Marlowe (L’Orange & Solemn Brigham)

91. SNOFALL by Jeezy & DJ Drama

90. Tales Of A Yung Son by Four50

89. Ima Island Boy by Pros AP

88. WHERE ARE THE BUGS!? by Cise Greeny, Phiik & Lungs/LoneSword

87. Let’s Do A Drill by Asian Doll

86. GRIPTAPE by the grittiest, Raz Fresco, Eric Right

85. Triple Black Diamonds 2 by al.divino & Estee Nack

84. Where The Shooters Be by SleazyWorld Go

83. As Above So Below by VIP Skylark

82. ONLY BUILT 4 DIAMOND LINKS by Peezy

81. Deutsche Marks 3 by Willie The Kid & V Don

80. THE LIZ 2 by Armani Caesar

79. Wordly Ways by Archibald Slim

78. I NEVER LIKED YOU (Deluxe) by Future

77. MARTINELLI MAC-ELEV by Willyynova

76. Jungle Life by DCG BROTHERS (DCG Shun, DCG Bsavv)

75. FACE (Deluxe Edition) by Babyface Ray

74. What They Hittin 4 by Jay Worthy & DJ Muggs

73. Sedale Threat by Wrecking Crew (Zilla Rocca, Curly Castro & PremRock)

72. Dollar Menu 4 by Mach-Hommy & Tha God Fahim

71. On High Alert, Vol. 4 by Real Bad Man

70. EA Monster by Young Nudy

69. Back For Everything by Kodak Black

68. raja’s sun by iblss

67. BussaBrick Vol. 2: BussOne 101 by Chicken P

66. 2 Headed Goat by 1100 Himself & Mitchell

65. The I&I by Teller Bank$ & Ed Glorious

64. COTI 2: The Course of the Inevitable 2 by Lloyd Banks

63. The Broadcast by Fil Jackson

62. The 13 Tape 2 by Jugg Harden

61. HTR Vol. 1: The Legend of Tawny Tone by Koncept Jack$on

60. MEMPHIS MASSACRE III *or* CRUNKSTAR [I still can’t make up my mind!?] by Duke Deuce

59. BEFORE SHIT GOT WEIRD by The Cool Kids

58. ENDLESS by evrymN

57. 25 Features, Vol. 2 by Los & Nutty

56. SLANG CASINO by YUNGMORPHEUS & Obijuan

55. Before The Winner Comes The Fall by Grunge Gallardo

54. Valley of Dry Bones by Stik Figa & Conductor Williams

53. Paint the City (Gangsta Grillz) by Icewear Vezzo & DJ Drama

52. Lost In Austin by kingdoughmane.

51. Gold by DJ Muggs & Rigz

50. Black Vladimir by Meyhem Lauren & Daringer

49. Dog$hit & Ammunition by WTM Milt

48. Laughing so Hard, it Hurts by Mavi

47. Metal Lung by Shrapknel (Curly Castro & Premrock)

46. Da Under Dog by MarijuanaXO

45. The Forever Story by JID

44. SHADOWSELF by Sleep Sinatra & Ohbliv

43. CHAINLINK by Phiik & Duro

42. $oul $old $eparately by Freddie Gibbs

41. Church by billy woods & Messiah Musik

40. RAMONA PARK BROKE MY HEART by Vince Staples

39. SOGW2: Estee Nack & The Order of the Golden Fleece by Estee Nack & Sadhugold

38. Blame Kansas by T.F, Roc Marciano & Mephux

37. Joe Fog by Errol Holden

36. ill be right back! by amani & robalu

35. LIVE FROM THE OTHER SIDE by Mikem Nahmir & The Fades Formation

34. The Elephant Man’s Bones by Roc Marciano & The Alchemist

33. Her Loss by Drake & 21 Savage

32. Frank by Fly Anakin

31. SOUTH CENTRAL by G Perico

30. Sewaside II by Mike Shabb

29. King’s Disease III by Nas & Hit-Boy

28. Cold Cuts by Wiki & Subjxct 5

27. Melt My Eyez See Your Future (The Extended Edition) by Denzel Curry

26. Intros, Outros & Interludes by Domo Genesis & Evidence

25. Few Good Things by Saba

24. BABYST5XNE GORILLAS by Baby Stone Gorillas

23. Fair Exchange No Robbery by Boldy James & Nicholas Craven

22. Continuous Improvement by Papo2oo4, DJ Lucas & Subjxct 5

21. Kiss The Ring by Rome Streetz

20. MOB by Babyface Ray

19. I Love Y.O.U. cuz Y.O.U. Ugle Vol.1 by Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire

18. It’s Almost Dry by Pusha T

17. Smoke Detector by Rich Jones

16. The Soufside Villain by Marco Plus

15. Tana Talk 4 by Benny The Butcher

14. Continuance by Curren$y & Alchemist

13. Cheat Codes by Black Thought & Danger Mouse

12. Languish Arts and Woeful Studies by Ka

11. Spirit Roaming by AKAI SOLO

Aaaaaaaaand now, my top ten...

10. I Told Bessie by ELUCID

[A well-oiled machine of an album, I Told Bessie lurches along from one ear-grabbing soundscape to another, each gifted contributor putting their stamp on some precious reflection from ELUCID (all producers were in top form here, but Child Actor, Messiah Musik and Sebb were especially potent). As one half of Armand Hammer, ELUCID has no trouble being a tour guide through his own stroll down memory lane. He is a superior narrator that knows his way around a vast array of different styles of instrumentals, which means that Bessie never gets too dark or too bright, adding easy replay value to even the heavier moments of the album.]

9. Component System with the Auto Reverse by Open Mike Eagle

[Open Mike Eagle has circled around the epicenter of the underground rap scene for some time now, always a worthy contributor, albeit not one to necessarily be recognized during award season. That should change with his latest effort, a brilliant piece of nostalgia, personal reflection, and an earnest love for hip-hop. Also, great writing aside, the beats on here are simply phenomenal.]

8. SICK! by Earl Sweatshirt

[Forgot that this dropped in 2022? The first AOTY contender to drop is all too often the album ending up with the short end of the stick come December, and that seems to be the case with SICK!. Less sonically aggressive than much of his previous work, Earl still manages to cram so much thoughtful writing into quick, fun-size doses. The most effective music isn’t always the music that begs for our attention, and this feels like an album where the listener is fortunate just to catch Earl’s thoughts before they float away, to make room for more poignant passing thoughts. Perhaps Earl’s best gift as an artist is his ability to leave fans wanting more.]

7. Bokleen World by Mike Shabb

[By now the buzz is just starting to nip at Mike Shabb's heels. The Montreal MC/producer was not on my radar before this year, but hot damn has he made an impact in 2022. If it wasn’t his TWO great solo albums that he dropped, it was the acclaim from tastemakers like Westside Gunn, who got his production skills the attention they deserve. More importantly, Shabb is coming out of Montreal, Canada, making him a representative of a scene that is starting to make waves well outside of the Canadian border. I loved his release from earlier this year, but for me it was Bokleen World that showcased all of the many dimensions of an exciting young artist.]

6. MOOR CHORES by Lord Kayso

[Another artist that I was completely unfamiliar with at this time last year, Brooklyn’s Lord Kayso is closing out this year as one of my favorite artists. There’s something about his delivery and the way that he colors in his world that feels simultaneously intimate but distant, much like how a young Nas was portrayed as a writer’s-writer, watching events in his community unfold from a project window. Kayso reflects on his world with a casual delivery that doesn’t seem to be emotionally affected in the moment, but the fact that he’s sharing these personal stories at all confirms that he’s a man with a great deal on his mind.]

5. For All Debts Public and Private by Defcee & Boathouse

[Last year Defcee & Messiah Musik really surprised some folks (myself included) by dropping Trapdoor, one of the best albums of 2021, in December...so let that be a lesson to anyone that thinks they can finalize their annual Best Of lists by the time Thanksgiving wraps up. That's a tough act to follow, but Defcee & Boathouse managed to strike in 2022 with another fantastic project in For All Debts Public and Private. An impressive list of some of the underground's finest join forces with Boathouses impactful backdrops and Defcee's revealing bars, all to create an album that is as thoughtful as it is prone to high levels of replay value. When it comes to dissecting one's life and perspectives, I don't know if any MC's pen is touching Defcee at the moment.]

4. Deathfame by Quelle Chris

[Detroit's uber-talented virtuoso Quelle Chris has been accumulating one of the deepest catalogues in music for some time now, but Deathfame is truly one of his finest works top to bottom. An under-reported trend for Quelle is that he somehow finds a way to become more and more versatile as a producer with every album. Never allowing his sense of humor to drown out his messages, and never being so devoid of humor that his messages come off as bitter, a great Quelle Chris album has become a most welcome tradition over these past few years....and I hope it continues!]

3. Aethiopes by billy woods & Preservation

[Gonna keep it moving here…billy woods is just flat out the most prolific writer in rap music right now, Preservation is a genius and their chemistry is off the charts. Add a handful of standout guest verses - EL-P, Boldy, Breeze and hot damn, Despot!? - and you have an AOTY worthy album. Too many memorable quotes and verse of the year contenders to list, but for some reason there’s a special place in my heart for “trying to pay rent - but that’s not black empowerment, that’s you trying to pay rent”.]

2. 10 (a.k.a. HWH10) by Westside Gunn

[Maybe my favorite Westside Gunn project since FLYGOD, which for me (as a bit of a Griselda stan since 2015), is saying a lot. Reminiscent of Kanye’s “anyone around, come to the studio right now!” energy during better times - his MBDTF G.O.O.D. Friday roll out - for the latest (last??) installment of his controversially titled music series, Gunn managed to pull together a somewhat surprising list of features for a mixtape of loose and FUN bar-fests over the most varied, ear-grabbing production that we have heard from the Griselda collective in a minute. I’m not actually sure who was in the studio and who wasn’t, but when the outcome puts Run The Jewels, A$AP Rocky, Doe Boy, Black Star, Busta and Rae & Ghost together on the same project, you get a straight-up dope tape that reminds me of why I fell in love with underground rap music in the first place. Classic Soundbombing vibes, for me.]

1. Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers by Kendrick Lamar

[When it comes down to releasing new albums, no other rap artist needs to check as many boxes as Kendrick Lamar. JAY-Z, J.Coke, Drake, you name it - none of them have to incorporate mainstream bangers, nuanced “conscious rap”, alternative choices, catchy lyrics, superior production, clear expression of ideas, and manage to touch the bar set by fans with incredibly high expectations for an artist that doesn’t release new music as often as his peers…but such is the life of anyone who is considered to have the highest ceiling in their field. Yet with Mr. Morale, Kendrick unleashed the album that *he* wanted to release: a sprawling conversation piece that stumbles through dozens of sticky topics without digging his heels into any one stance for too long.

It’s the perfect expression of ideas from anyone that came out of the last few years of isolation with a creeping sense of doubt, mistrust for the information circling around him, and a general awkwardness for how to interact with the world once again. I’m not sorry that many of the thoughts he shared on this album weren’t met as “correct” based on our expectations of what many of us want him to represent, but more importantly, Kendrick shouldn’t be sorry either. Much like other prominent people of influence in the world today, we should be discussing the nuance of everything we’re told, and the great points often come from those exchanges - way moreso than the regurgitation of curated policy that is deemed acceptable by the loudest of audiences. So yes, I believe Kendrick Lamar’s Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers to be hands-down the best rap album of 2022. All messages aside, how anyone could miss the well-crafted delivery and high quality production that is easily the most engaging of any mainstream rap album in 2022, is still pretty surprising to me….but I suppose conflicted opinions are exactly what should come from a talented artist stewing in his own conflicted opinions in recent years. Oh well, I guess even the best in their field can’t please everybody.]

Next stop....best songs. 👀

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welcome to notting hill rachael & kitwe’re super excited to have you here, you’ve got twenty-four hours to send in your accounts!

⸻ MICHAEL VLAMIS. HE + HIM / have you ever heard of we all float down here by four year strong, well, it describes JACK MAKOS to a tee! the thirty-two year old, and graphic designer at graves marketing & design was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say he is more withdrawn or more chill instead? anyway, they remind me of an old leather messenger bag that needed to be replaced years ago, white t-shirts worn under flannel shirts, a tablet that’s down to five percent battery, and nightly pub visits, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [RACHAEL]

⸻ MIYA HORCHER. SHE + THEY / have you ever heard of music for a sushi restaurant by harry styles, well, it describes PUCK AQUINO to a tee! the twenty-three year old, and art student was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say she/they are more rebellious or more whimsical instead? anyway, they remind me of paint splatters on every possible surface, paint brushes stored in old coffee cups, infectious laughter after stupid jokes, and the way the sun comes in through the window during golden hour, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [RACHAEL] *puck is flick aquino's younger half sibling

⸻ PENELOPE MITCHELL. SHE + HER / have you ever heard of heat above by greta van fleet, well, it describes DAPHNE O’BRIEN to a tee! the thirty year old, and storm chaser & conspiracy theorist was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say she is more carefree or more loving instead? anyway, they remind me of a corkboard full of news clippings and pictures, blonde curls falling in her face every few minutes, watching the stars until the sun touches the sky, and chipped nail polish, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [RACHAEL]

⸻ NICHOLAS GALITZINE. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of PANIC ATTACKS IN PARADISE by ashnikko, well, it describes STERLING GREY to a tee! the twenty-eight year old, and CASHIER at NEXT CHAPTER BOOKSTORE was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more possessive or more LOYAL instead? anyway, they remind me of heather gray hoodies, plain t-shirts, one diamond earring, an arched eyebrow, quiet disagreements, and vintage book covers, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ KIT ] *dexter’s little brother

⸻ KYLIE BUNBURY. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of S.L.U.T. by bea, well, it describes JOELLE MADISON to a tee! the thirty four year old, and CO-OWNER of ZEN DEN at VERSAILLES was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more of a perfectionist or more GENEROUS instead? anyway, they remind me of essential oils for aromatherapy, a pause to take a breath before continuing, careful hands, kind encouragement, and a smile that falls when she thinks no ones looking , maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ KIT ] *gideon’s ex-fiance

⸻ WINONA RYDER. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of LABOUR by paris paloma, well, it describes MILDRED ‘MILLIE’ WENTWORTH to a tee! the fifty-one year old, and NURSE was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more timid or more NURTURING instead? anyway, they remind me of cartoon characters on scrubs, a messy pony tail, waking up in the middle of the night, flannel pajamas, and secret chocolate stashes, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ KIT ]

⸻ NIKO TERHO. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of HAPPIER IN HELL by royal & the serpent, well, it describes EMERSON PIERCE to a tee! the twenty-seven year old, and WAITSTAFF at BELLE NOURRTURE was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more pessimistic or more RESOURCEFUL instead? anyway, they remind me of changing the subject, burning a school uniform, changing the radio station, an unfinished degree, and filling the void, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ KIT ] *wc for finch fletcher’s half sibling

⸻ CHRISTINA RICCI. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of MEMENTO MORI: the most important thing in the world by will wood, well, it describes ANDROMEDA WHITLOCK to a tee! the forty-three year old, and PROFESSOR of MORTUARY SCIENCE was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more morbid or more CHEERFUL instead? anyway, they remind me of putting the fun in funeral, a glasses chain for every occasion, nose in a book, cheerfully discussing death, and quick ancedotes, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ KIT ]

#nottinghillaccepted

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senorablack · 1 year

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the one where he's versatile

Words: 559 Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gabriel/Sam Winchester Additional Tags: the office vs parks and rec, Humor, Fluff Summary: Prompt via tumblr user: imsogayandidontevenlikeboys Hello! You asked recently for prompts about silly Sabriel arguments? How about Parks & Rec vs The Office? Personally, I think Parks is WAY better & it’s a hill I’ll die on. Happy to help w/ any show references needed if you decide to write it! ❤️

“Meet loaf, “ Gabriel says, leaning a Jack of Hearts into a 5 of Clubs, “Jelly.”

Gabriel leans an Ace of Spades to one side of them next, and on the other, a Queen of Diamonds. Gabriel waves a hand expansively. Sam nods and is careful to lay down his 4 of Hearts. It comes to him a little late—he tilts his head to the side and scrunches up his nose.

“That’s not a thing.” Sam says.

Sam’s hand twitches for emphasis and they both hold their breath. He offers an apologetic smile. Gabriel glares back at him, but repeats his processes without admonishments.

“Oh, it’s a thing, Sambo. And just like your little hot take there, it’s truly unforgivable.”

Sam rolls his eyes and purposefully forgets to be gentle with the next card he lays. The entire south-west wing wobbles and shifts and they are watching without blinking before it stabilizes again.

“You love Donna.” Sam says when it’s safe to move.

“And you loooooove being wrong.” Gabriel says, creating a spiral in cards. Sam does his paneling after him.

“It’s got more of a story, though. And I dunno, character growth?”

“Cringey, mockumentary style humor was conceived and birth from the womb of one Michael Scott.”

Gabriel’s squatting down so he’s at eye level with the table, looking for flaws. He finds a 7 of Hearts threatening to fly from its post because of the damn ceiling fan and reinforces it with two suits cards. He snaps and there’s a disco ball where the fan once was. Sam doesn’t even blink as yellow and gold and purple dance across his skin.

“I really don’t enjoy that mental image you painted.” Sam says, “But anyway, sure he wrote the rules, but come on, Knope perfected the game!”

Sam lays his last card down. He raises his brows and stuffs his hand in his pockets. Gabriel shrugs, gives him a look that says it could be worse and kicks Sam’s shin. Sam puts his arms out. Gabriel turns into Sam, taking ahold of his wrists and pulling, until Sam’s arms hook tightly across his middle like the safety bars of an amusement park ride.

“She was the worst. Oh, she was bad. Terrible. Could not stand her.” Gabriel says, craning his neck.

“You have a cardboard cut-out from her mayoral campaign—that you had Amy Poehler sign—at a Parks and Rec meet and greet—that you bought tickets for.”

“Only because I love Parks and Rec. It’s called being multifaceted, Sam, try it.”

“Burnt all my energy trying to understand you. And this. It’s mostly mojo, isn’t it?” Sam narrows his eyes.

“Just kept thinking, WWDD?”

Sam considers the Quidditch pitch and defense towers. They’re all mildly extraordinary in that way that just means looks really cool, but also easily explained. Then he scrutinizes every rounded turret and their improbable pointed tops. Sam really wasn’t paying attention for most of the build, but those—with the card Whomping Willow he’s just noticed that has started to thrash—are definitely zhooshed up by magic.

“Dumbledore, huh? Let some sketchy people into the castle. Make some hefty omissions about his past. Maybe he’d manipulate and endanger a few kids, but I dunno, have’t read it for a while so some details are hazy.” Sam shrugs.

“You’re not a wizard, Harry.”

#sabriel #my sabriel fic

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wrennotrobin · 1 year

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I posted 359 times in 2022

That's 349 more posts than 2021!

86 posts created (24%)

273 posts reblogged (76%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@crinkle-eyed-boo

@genuinemusic

@infinitelymint

@halohamilton

@28whitepeonies

I tagged 227 of my posts in 2022

Only 37% of my posts had no tags

#harry styles - 47 posts

#louis tomlinson - 39 posts

#one direction - 29 posts

#fanfic - 18 posts

#lt world tour - 16 posts

#ltwt 2022 - 14 posts

#larry stylinson - 14 posts

#fine line - 14 posts

#louis and harry - 13 posts

#down the line - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 123 characters

#because i have such a specialized night routine that i get ready for bed at the same time so i can take it at the same time

My Top Posts in 2022:

*puts clown nose on*

alright i'm ready to analyze louis' outfit choices and harry's symbolism

*paints on makeup*

oh? harry's walking though a facade with no walls and doors? louis' merch is all walls and doors?

*finds wig* *places it on head*

who- who is that in the back of the theater?

*wiggles into costume*

got it got. louis' wearing a shirt with the word house on it the same day harry's house is announced?

*fiddles with horn*

sooooooo the day louis is confirmed to be in europe the first door opens?

*starts clown car*

get in losers we're going clowning.

BONUS ROUND: if each door represents a song, then the last one will open on april 1st *clown music plays*

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SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF SKY AND BREATH

SO I JUST FINISHED IT AND JESUS FUCK THAT WAS A RIDE

SARAH MA'AM? COULD YOU MAYBE NOT KEEP DOING THIS TO ME?

thoughts:

- amren is a thunderbird. or asteri. or something like that.

^^^^if not those, then she and the viper queen are like sisters?

-i think it would kill sarah to not give every single one of her main characters a mate. like wtf. i thought they were supposed to be rare and all.

- ruhn. daemati. >>> lidia. also daemati

- istg if the valg end up in this shit again, or asteri are valg kings, (fire kills them) ms. sjm better bring my girl aelin back to french fry their asses.

- also GIVE ME AELIN???? I NEED MY GIRL BACK. COME ON.

- GIVE. ME. CASSIAN. WITH. A. RIFLE. HEL GIVE ME AMREN AND NESTA WITH A RIFLE.

- okay ill add more as i continue to freak out over the next week and a half.

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Down the Line by sunflouwerhabit

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | General Audiences | 280k

“I hate all of you.” Louis’ cheeks flush. “You better watch yourself or Wootton is gonna release an article claiming all of our woes are a direct result of a serious Mario Kart addiction. He’s already got an insider ready to tell him Niall prances around the clubhouse pretending to be Yoshi.” Some of the boys chuckle, but Louis’ heart nearly stops when a honk sounds from second base. Everyone turns in that direction and Harry fucking Styles slaps a hand over his own mouth, as if trying to muffle the fact that he’s a motherfucking Siren. Louis stares. He wasn’t… it really wasn’t that funny? He couldn’t possibly be laughing at Louis, right? He…

What?

“Sorry,” Styles gasps. His shoulders shake as those dimples, which have had blogs and articles and entire columns dedicated to them, bloom. “Sorry…"

Louis hates him. Louis hates him. Louis hates him.

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OR: Star shortstop Louis Tomlinson only finds solace between the white-chalk lines of a baseball diamond, until Harry Styles- the absolute bane of his existence and (probably) the worst pitcher in Major League Baseball- becomes an overnight sensation in the city Louis calls home.

MLB + enemies to lovers + karaoke + MARVEL + OT5

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A fic rec of One Direction fics where Harry wears makeup as requested in this ask. You can find my other fic recs here. If you like the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! Happy reading!

-Larry-

💄 Finding Lou by stylinsoncity / @aliensingucci

(M, 60k, bookstore au) Louis is the nomadic stranger who wanders into Harry’s bookstore.

💄 Mirror Touch by pinky_heaven19 / @pinky-heaven19

(NR, 58k, synesthesia) the one where Harry owns a second-hand clothing store, and Louis is a radio host. Louis has mirror-touch synesthesia, which makes him experience what people around him feel. He feels a lot around Harry.

💄 Sail away with me by Star_Henderson / @tommosgun

(E, 47k, cruise ship) Louis and Harry are part of the entertainment team on board a luxury cruise liner. They hate sharing their four berth cabin with two other guys and would do anything to get a cabin of their own. One drunken night the solution was simple. They'd just get married...

💄 oh we're in love aren't we by delsicle / @eeveelou

(M, 20k, uni au) a soft 19/19 university AU in which Harry is getting a fresh start, Louis isn’t subtle, no one does their homework and 3 AM is an excellent time to fall in love.

💄 Damn the Dark, Damn the Light by @hrrytomlinson

(E, 20k, historical au) Louis is stuck with only dreaming of such wild fantasies and writing them down. He can create entire romances in his dreams, yet he can never live one.

💄 Blind Faith by @2tiedships2

(M, 18k, a/b/o) Not even a soulmate is going to want to put up with a blind alpha.

💄 Vanity and Pride by glitterlarries / @illouminating

(NR, 9k, model au) Harry is a model and Louis is a makeup artist that won't stop distracting him when he's trying to do a shoot.

💄 You Look So Wonderful in that Dress by QuickedWeen / @becomeawendybird

(E, 8k, actors au) Best friends Louis and Harry are the stars of an English Renaissance theatre troupe that travels the countryside performing history and morality plays.

💄 Always Fearless in Love by @angelichl

(M, 7k, famous/not famous) Harry Styles is the international popstar who refuses to remove his lipstick just minutes before a live performance.

💄 american rose by docklands / @hershelsue

(E, 7k, historical au) where Louis is JFK and Harry is Marilyn Monroe.

💄 Diamonds and Pearls by superglass / @gaymoustache

(NR, 6k, historical au) In the midst of the AIDS crisis, Harry meets Louis after coming home from a drag ball. 80s NYC au.

💄 come to me wild and wired by @disgruntledkittenface

(E, 5k, girl direction) Rule number one? Always take off your makeup before going to bed.

💄 Is It Okay? by larry_hiatus / @larry-hiatus

(E, 4k, established relationship) Louis’ breath hitched when Harry added his second hand, and even more of his pretty little polished nails came into view.

💄 makeup drawer by @soldouthaz

(T, 4k, famous/not famous) harry’s excited and nervous about wearing makeup for the first time publicly. louis is his supportive makeup artist.

💄 Can't Wait To Consecrate This Wondrous Mess by graceling_in_a_suit / @graceling-in-a-suit

(G, 4k, uni au) Harry wants to paint his nails. Louis has nail polish. It's a match made in heaven.

💄 Lips Like Sugar by dimpled_halo / @comebackassholes

(E, 3k, friends to lovers) But that’s not what takes his breath away, no. Harry is wearing dark maroon lipstick on his luscious lips and eyeliner smudged around his eyes.

💄 Daily Makeup Routine... By Your Boyfriend?! by markrenjun

(NR, 2k, youtuber au) Harry does a "my boyfriend does my makeup" video to be uploaded next.

💄 Something Great by @ashavahishta

(E, 2k, pwp) Louis and Harry have sex while Harry is in a skirt and panties.

💄 Delicate by @fallinglikethis

(T, 1k, trapped in elevator au) They say opposites attract. Maybe that’s why nerdy, shy Harry Styles has such a huge crush on rough, brash Louis Tomlinson.

-Rare Pairs-

💄 pretty in pink by loafers

(E, 9k, Harry/Nick Grimshaw) Harry's as easy to get going as the average eighteen year old, maybe even easier, but it seems-- not odd, never odd, but significant that Harry's gotten hard from, what, from a tube of lipstick?

💄 kiss kiss bang bang by shuttermutt

(E, 2k, Zayn/Harry) Harry loses a bet and has to wear lipstick. Zayn finds himself unable to look at anything else.

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5 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About High Heels

1. It was men who popularized heels

The history of high-heeled shoes is actually thousands of years old: paintings from Ancient Egypt already show men and women on elevated soles. Thousands of years later, around the 10th century, heels would be used for horseback riding because they made it easier to hold on to the animal, becoming exclusively male footwear. It stayed that way until 1533, when Catherine de' Medici married the future King Henry II of France and did so on high heels. That wedding spread that the Parisian noblewomen wanted to wear high-heeled shoes, higher and higher. When Louis XIV came to the throne, to hide his short stature, he adopted red heels up to 10 centimeters high as the exclusive footwear of his court, recovering them as the preferred footwear of men, as well as a distinctive symbol of the nobility. Heels maintain this status until the beginning of the 19th century, when Napoleon seizes power and eliminates heels in favor of social equality.

2. The first female platforms were Spanish

They were called 'chapines', they spread from the fifteenth century and they were really uncomfortable shoes: they had no heel, the foot was loose and the cork platform, whose only point of support was in the front part of the foot, could overcome the 20 centimeters. Walking with chapines was very complicated, so they also became exclusive to the upper class: only women who did not have to walk or work could afford to wear them.

3. The deadly name of the 'Stiletto'

In addition to being related to economic status, heels have always been closely linked to politics. They even suffered prohibitions such as a Massachusetts law that, in the 17th century, dictated that “any woman who, after this Law was made known, seduces or deceives for matrimonial purposes any male subject of Her Majesty through the use of high heels” would be punished as a witch. As early as the 20th century, as dresses began to get shorter, shoes were gaining the attention of fashion designers. Thus, in the 1950s, the stiletto as we know it today was born, a creation whose authorship is still disputed between Salvatore Ferragamo and Roger Vivier. It was the French shoemaker who, in 1953, completed the Christian Dior collection with this shoe whose name designates, in Italian, a type of sharp dagger.

4. They can cost 13 million euros.

The top 10 of the most expensive high-heeled shoes in the world starts with the ruby-colored Mary Janes that Dorothy wore in The Wizard of Oz, occupying the tenth place. One of the pairs of this model –they currently exist at least- was sold in May 2011 for more than €500,000 (specifically $612,000). Coincidentally, the second most expensive shoe in history is a recreation of those red slippers that jeweler Harry Winston designed to celebrate the film's 50th anniversary. Winston's jewel shoes are covered with precious stones that give them a value of 3 million dollars.

The rest of the designs on this list of extremely exclusive shoes respond to the same name, Stuart Weitzman, with one important exception: number one. Just a few days ago, designer Debbie Wingham unveiled the world's most expensive heels, a pair of gold-plated sandals studded with blue and pink diamonds. The price of these shoes, created to order as a birthday present for an anonymous client, amounts to nothing more and nothing less than 15.1 million dollars, almost 13 million of the European currency.

5. They have a scientifically proven power

That they elevate a simple look is something easily verifiable: add stilettos or heeled ankle boots to a duo as basic as jeans and an oversized white blouse, and the result will give a 180º turn. But style (and inches in height) isn't the only thing heels add; they also have psychological and social effects, as various studies have confirmed. For example, research from the University of Brittany concluded that women who wore high-heeled shoes received more cooperation, attention and help than those who did not, thus achieving their goals more easily. On the other hand, an analysis published in BMC Public Health, a synthesis of several previous studies, stated that wearing high heels improves the psychosexual life of its wearers, albeit to the detriment of their health. It seems then that Louboutin was right, not only in the statement that opens this article, but with another of his most famous phrases, the one that says that "high heels are a painful pleasure".

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