*barty and sirius in azkaban*
barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet
sirius: nothing can break me
barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth
sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them
barty:
sirius:
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Pettigrew is stronger than me cause if my animagus was a fucking rat while my friends were a stag, dog and wolf(kinda) respectively I would snap too especially if they called me wormtail
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"Tee hee I'll support problematic media like Harry Potter as a joke"
Just say you don't actually give a fuck about trans women, people of color and the mentally disabled, especially those in the UK that have to deal with JKR funding evil shit and move on.
what
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Boyfriend! Mattheo, who always has his hand around your waist when you are walking so he can easily lead you around or pull you out of the way of people
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who always watches you get ready and doesn't hesitate to ask about your skincare products. He also insists on buying your skincare products and makeup too
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who doesn't let anyone touch his hair besides you
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who taps your cheek lightly whenever he notices you aren't paying attention to him, especially when he is trying to have a conversation with you
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who loves when you kiss him on the cheek, and tell him good luck before every quidditch match.
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who takes any chance he can to shower with you because he loves the casual intimacy of it (He also just loves shower sex)
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who has trouble deciphering the difference between romantic feelings, and lust
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who'll gladly have sex with you during your period because Pansy told him sex helps with cramps. He just tells you he isn't a coward like other boys, and a little bit of blood never hurt anybody 👁️👄👁️
Boyfriend! Mattheo, Who has no problem with you having hair down there and would never ask you to shave if you don't want to. If you did want to shave, he'd also gladly help 😏
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who has to have you remind him to take care of himself whenever his mental health takes a turn for the worse
Boyfriend! Mattheo, who'd adore the sight of you sprawled out on his bed in only his shirt
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Rip remus lupin, you would have loved being a 64 year old grumpy man that wore the ugliest sweaters and peeled oranges perfectly.
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I need a fic where Regulus roams around hogwarts as a black cat and james always feeds him and cuddles with him and he doesnt realise its regulus till the end.
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Sobbing, screaming, throwing up because imagine in a post-war AU where James was a single dad of Harry after Lily was killed by Voldemort and Regulus had gone on to be a pro seeker and was Harry's favorite player and Harry had posters of him and his team all over his walls and one day James dropped the bomb that they had dated while at Hogwarts and Harry loses his shit with excitement and begs to meet him. James convinces Regulus to meet Harry and while Harry is fangirling over Regulus and asking him non-stop questions about quidditch, James and Regulus keep staring at each other and start talking again and a year later Harry is told his idol is gonna live with them and he fucking faints
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Regulus: I see you for what you are.
James:
James, frantic: Now prongs is a part of me and, yes, he's a deer but he's still-
Regulus: Prongs? A deer? JAMES-
James, laughing nervously: I was kidding. jeez, reg take a joke.
Regulus:
Regulus: Fine. I was actually refering to how you are using me to get back at Sirius.
James: Regulus, Sirius has nothing to do with anything?
Regulus: then what other reason would there be to keep me around? you like me? don't be absurd.
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