#happy mask shop

[swoodthis]

Mentally losing my shit over the idea of the sign in the Happy Mask Shop being magical and saying whatever the Salesman wants it to. He’s legit pulling a sidequest chain out of his ass because he’s A: preparing to pack up and flee to the middle of the woods trying to prevent Majora from getting a host, and B: low-key TERRIFIED of Link and wanting to keep him busy, knowing about the cycle and that he himself, being of a cursed race and supporting free will, and worrying that the gods could sic Link on him at any minute… and realizing by the end of the questline that Link really is just baby and not a willing participant.

And then I realized, with the sign changing, I could have him do THIS—

AND IT’S PERFECT—

#legend of zelda #the happy mask salesman headcanons #happy mask salesman #le shitpost #headcanons #memes #legend of zelda ocarina of time #the legend of zelda majora's mask #loz majoras mask #loz ocarina of time #happy mask shop

[asimplevampire]

my neighbour is a boor and likes to listen to the same RNB album out in their car for hours at a time, loud enough for the entire neighbourhood to hear. in between fantasizing about feeding them their car stereo (I'm debating whether to bread it or turn it into soup), I started working on a sims project to calm my nerves

i'm really proud of how this one turned out; I've been trying to RC it since I started the Wind Waker project, and haven't been able to get it to look right until now

#happy mask shop #ts2 #sims 2 #ts2 medieval #kativip #mask stand

[pikminlouie124]

Despite being the mask salesman he never made any sales

#tloz #loz #tloz mm #loz mm #happy mask shop #happy mask salesman

[questwithambition]

Sings *book haul book haul book haul* 🎶

#I am genuinely happy #also ordered one mroe book - the sequel to mask of mirrors #also one from a charity shop which is a win #questwithambition #studyblr #studyspo #books #bookblr #bookshop #light academia #aesthetic #mask of mirrors #M.A. Carrick #life on air #David Attenborough #I love bees #so so excited about the bee one and Japanese mythology one

[xleitmotif]

theyre so cute..... please.....

#majoras mask #jak and daxter #happy mask salesman #jak 2 #loz majoras mask #I JUST THINK THEYD BE CUTE TOGETHER OK #LET THE SALESMAN HAVE A SHOP IN THE BAZAAR OF HAVEN CITY!!!!

[djsadbean]

amazing cheese @ college: *super drunk*

steven, on the floor and partly in the dorm hallway: guys what do i do if my boyfriend keeps wearing his underwear to work? it looks so stupid

random dorm neighbor, shouting: everyone wears their underwear to work dipshit

steven, throwing his drink: WHO SAID THAT??? Adam can you go kill them for me

#gonna draw this later #im editing the pics for my shop and this randomly came to me LMAO i couldnt continue without jotting it down #i hc steven to be so chaotic normally but have a sillay teacher vibe when he masks at work #amazing cheese #steven boxleitner #amazo guy #djsadbean rambles #happy im now writing these down i cant tell u how many funyn ideas leave my brain

[stilldoingscience]

normal about earthbound/mother 3

#earthbound #mother 3 #Mary’s an idiot #give me perlers and watch me go #I swear I used to have the main 4 from each game made but I sold them in my shop and have taken up making giant boss sprites now #and obviously masked man is my favorite 🫡 so I have all the baddies but I need more happy lucas and friends stuff #Julia likes porky I make her porky stuff #Marys an idiot

[slayersins]

love how we take overhaul completely seriously in his steampunk-esque plague doctor mask as if he wasn't a big fucking nerd

#we just accepted that #so edgy #he is good with science too #in my katsuki era #i want to bully him #shove him into the locker and kiss him #plague doctors are cool.but dressing up as one is so nerdy. #love him #i talk shit as if i didn't have a literal plague mask hanging in my closet #but i don't go grocery shopping in it...not saying i wouldn't want to.. #i would be so happy in the bnha universe you really just can wear anything #his outfit is objectively sucks but he pulls it off somehow #the power of being hot #chisaki kai

[whisp3roftheheart]

I really am the most embarrassing person when I like someone lmao

#eden speaks #i really had my best friend drive me all the way to the boy i likes work so i could visit him during his shift #and then i was awkward 😭😭 #i was stupid and hit a friends pen a few too many times and i was high as hell when i went which made interacting so h a r d #i told him beforehand that i was high too so i prewarned him that id probably sound stupid lmao #i should've smoked after i saw him #he had a face mask to hide under too since he has to wear one for work and i was just perpetually awkward #i was so busy trying to look normal and overthinking that i forgot to say bye to him lmao i was like #im... im gonna go over there and then i left like what kind of exit is that smh #i see him again today i think we're going on like... kind of a date of sorts? we're going thrift shopping #originally i thought we were going with his rommates but from the questions hes been asking me i think it might just be us #hes so pretty i kept getting flustered when i looked at his eyes when i saw him yesterday #like sir your brown eyes are my weakness #we've been texting like non stop every day for a while now so clearly he feels some kind of way about me its the only thing that makes sense #when i get paid im gonna get him this sanrio and jjk collab shirt because he loves jjk and i love sanrio and if he likes it ill be so happy #we're gonna see the fnaf movie next week im so excited i gotta get a fnaf tshirt or something when i go to buy his shirt #i asked him to go with me on that one and im so excited for it #okay let me stop rambling lmao my ass never knows when i stop #*when to stop

[beedlesshopshipshape]

Hello dear ^_^

𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

@making-smiles-come-true

OOOhhh! It's you!

Do you have any more masks for sale?

#beedles shop ship rp #beedle rp #beedles shop ship #Happy Mask Salesman and Beedle #lu rp #zelda rp #beedles customer questioners

[kindacreepy-kindaugly]

haven't been sad like this in a long time

#doll #did i get lovebombed again #it's been ages since he last even tried that w/ me... #but. the more i think abt it the more it makes sense. #the others were suspicious from the start but we couldn't figure out what the ulterior motive could possibly be #cause it was so out of character for him. suddenly wantin to make us more official when he'll usually avoid any trace of actual commitment #i guess he knows i dream about a more....traditional relationship. exclusive for both instead of just one way. #white picket fence etc #so it was easy to spin it into that when rly he just wanted to stake his claim in a more visible way #(not a proposal just a promise ring type of thing on a necklace so i thought it was him tryin to compromise) #so now i just feel stupid cause i bought into all the stuff he said. bout the way he wants this to be forever. #when it rly was just another way to mark me. #i'd be fine w/ it if he just said that's what he wants! he knows i don't mind wearin his name or w/e even though i don't rly get it #but tryin to mask it as smth else that he knows i want but would never ask for cause he doesn't do that stuff #it's not ok #everything he does we deal w/ as it comes but. not the fucking mind games again. he can't/doesn't wanna force me to do things (anymore) #so now he's tryin to trick me into em instead? #i don't feel like i can trust anything he's said now #n if i try to have an actual adult conversation about it he's just gonna talk circles around me til i'm dizzy again #i was rly startin to trust him. i don't understand. what happened? #did i do something? have i been so flaky he feels he needs to do this stuff to keep me in check? #he just told me that he's happy if i even just drop by for a little while but. i'm not sure i believe that now either. #i mean i shoulda realized cause it'd only affect me anyway. i don't think he even mentioned wearing one himself. #i've been so happy ring shopping for days n now i just feel sick. messing w/ consent is a whole Thing for him so #chances are he wanted to keep me content w/ an empty show of commitment while he gets off on what it really means #i shoulda known it was too sudden n came out too easy for him. he never talks about feelings stuff so easily it's always a struggle #i think it's all bc he's afraid of losin me but....i rly thought we were past this stuff. i rly thought i could trust him now. #i'm just rly rly upset n sad n disappointed #spdrvent

[pikminlouie124]

Welcome…

#tloz #loz #tloz mm #loz mm #happy mask shop #happy mask salesman

[lickingyellowpaint]

Gonna spend my Sunday seeing an Elvis impersonator for the first time in a millionty years, so that's actually a solid Anti Gloomy Personal Anniversary Plan right there :D

Gonna try to drag along my Elvis-obsessed bestie who could really use some time out of the house, but even if she says no, I'm good

#personal shiz #and it's cheaper than a shopping spree and a lowkey midday gig so masking will probably not be seen too oddly #and you KNOW I'll dress for it so yeah good plan I'm happy with it

[creativeme2022]

#shopping #halloween time #online shoppping #spooky vibes #spooky #redbubbleshop #spooky season #findyourthing #happy halloween #halloween gifts #unique gifts #gift ideas #gift #face masks #handdrawn #uniquegiftideas #unique #shopping queen

[yawnderu]

Colonel!König x Reader

Colonel!König, who knew he wanted to marry you the moment he saw you come back from your first mission, covered head to toe in blood and dirt, yet as beautiful as ever.

Colonel!König, who makes enough money to spoil you with anything you'd ever want, and that's how he managed to win you over.

Colonel!König, who knew just how inappropriate your relationship was, yet all his morals went out the window for you.

Colonel!König, who always looked out for you in the battlefield despite knowing just how capable you are. There's a reason you were recruited for KorTac, anyway.

Colonel!König, who used his experience in the battlefield to teach you new techniques that could save your life when he wasn't on missions with you. He couldn't risk losing you.

Colonel!König, who took advantage of his rank for the first time ever to spend more time with you. Whether it was asking you to assist him with reports or inventory, he'd always have you by his side.

Colonel!König, who was teased about his little crush on you by Horangi, earning him a dirty look through the mask.

Colonel!König, who painfully had to hide his crush on you in fear of rumors going around and damaging your career.

Colonel!König, who allowed you to work hard for your promotion and didn't have anything to do with it, simply to show just how capable you are.

Colonel!König, who took you out for dinner and shopping after your promotion was announced, hiding it under the excuse that it's what a good colonel should for his soldiers.

Colonel!König, who seemed very polite the entire time of your day together despite the turmoil in his head.

Colonel!König, who practiced in the mirror how to start and keep a conversation with you despite communication being one of his strengths.

Colonel!König, who held in his laughter once your confused face looked up at him, not recognizing him without the mask and eyeblack.

Colonel!König, who had the best day of his life with you, buying you anything you even glanced at despite your protests.

Colonel!König, who was brave enough to put his hand on the inside of your thigh when he was driving you back to base.

Colonel!König, who was growing painfully hard when you made his hand cup your crotch.

Colonel!König, who had two of his massive fingers inside your dripping cunt, his cock already out as you jerked him off with expertise, happy that the ride back to base was long and lonely.

Colonel!König, who had to resist the urge to cum when your tongue was swirling circles on the tip of his dick as you jerked him off, bent over in the passengers seat.

Colonel!König, who insisted on taking you to a nice hotel for your first time together, wanting to make a special memory of what he hoped were more to come.

Colonel!König, who ate you out and fingered you for minutes before fucking you, making sure you came at least three times before he finally pulled his dick out, laying it down on your stomach so you could see how deep he was going to be inside you.

Colonel!König, who bit the inside of his cheek to resist the urge to laugh at your horrified face once you looked down at his length.

"That's it, mein Engel." He praised, rubbing the tip of his cock on the entrance of your folds, mixing your own arousal with his own. He looked at you for consent before he started slowly going inside you, stopping whenever he saw your discomfort only to be reassured that he could keep going.

"More..." You moaned out, and he didn't have to be asked twice. He was delicate and careful with you, your much smaller frame making him feel as if he was handling fine china, and in a way, he was. The bare hands that could murder enemy soldiers were now delicately rubbing and pulling on your nipples as he moved inside and out slowly, making sure your cunt would get used to the stretch of his fat cock.

"Such a good girl." He praised, one of his hands going down to gently rub your hardened clit as he started moving faster, your squelching cunt surprisingly taking him like a champ as his heavy balls slapped against your ass.

"Your tight pussy keeps sucking me in... can barely move." He confessed through gritted teeth, his eyes slightly narrowed as he struggled to move faster, fighting off the urge to cum until he dragged another orgasm out of you. His fingers rubbed your clit faster, groaning and panting once he felt your pussy tighten up, back arching as you welcomed your fifth orgasm of the day, yet there was more to come.

"Scheiße... let me cum in you, please, schatz...?" He didn't even know how he resisted the urge to cum for so long, yet as soon as you nodded your head, he started moving faster and faster inside you, basking in the way your tight hole was sucking him in before he pushed himself balls-deep, releasing his load all the way inside your fertile womb as your cunt milked him dry.

#cod mw2 #cod mwii #konig mw2 #konig cod #konig x reader #konig #cod konig #konig call of duty #konig modern warfare #konig fanfiction #könig mw2 #könig x reader #könig call of duty #könig cod #könig #call of duty #cod

[verstappen-cult]

MAKEUP SHOPPING WITH THE BOYS | F1 GRID

INTRODUCING THE BOYS. lando norris. charles leclerc. oscar piastri. max verstappen. alex albon. daniel ricciardo. mick schumacher. logan sargeant.

★ — LANDO NORRIS (4)

lando doesn’t really like to go shopping, but for you lando would do anything. and that’s exactly why he doesn’t argue when you take him by the hand and lead him inside a makeup store. he follows you around the store after you give him a little basket where you will put all the items you’ll need, and doesn’t say a word. but once you’re checking out, lando doesn’t let you pay. he gives his card and makes sure you have everything because he really doesn’t mind paying. at home, you shyly ask him if he would like to know what are all the things you bought for, and lando is more than happy to sit by the foot of the bed and watch you do an unboxing, explaining what are all the things you bought. lando is a simple man and if you’re happy, he’s happy.

★ — CHARLES LECLERC (16)

charles is always the one asking you if you need anything when you go out shopping together, it’s usually when he sees a makeup store because he knows how important it is to you. and also because he likes to watch you do your makeup and skincare routine when you’re not looking, so, he pays extra attention. charles insists and insists and doesn’t let it go until you admit you would like to buy that pretty blush you bought on your last trip that is running out or that you actually do need your moisturizer because you used all of it that morning. charles does that ‘i told you so’ face when you lead him inside the store, but willingly follows you, asking just the right questions. he also knows a little bit about skincare thanks to you, so he ends up buying a few things for himself too.

★ — OSCAR PIASTRI (81)

oscar, well, he follows you everywhere. if you ask him to take you dumpster-hunting at three o’clock in the morning, he wouldn’t hesitate, he wouldn’t even question you. that is why he doesn’t bat an eye when you ask him to go shopping with you. oscar knows it’s gonna be a long day, but he’s a patient man. a patient man who loves you very much. he even asks if he can pay for the things you have chosen but you decline his offer, thanking him with a chaste kiss on the lips, and he doesn’t argue with you but makes sure to remember the brand of the things you bought and what they are for, so he can buy them for you.

★ — MAX VERSTAPPEN (33/1)

max would give you the world if he could. max is also always telling you to ask him when you need or want something, so he can buy it for you, but you never do. even if he tries to remind you that money is and never will be a problem; and sometimes it’s a little too much and you two end up arguing (it lasts for just a couple of minutes, really, before you are apologizing to each other and making out). so max can’t help but feel surprised and excited the first time you actually ask him for something. it’s just mascara and some foaming cream because you forgot your wallet at home, but max takes it as a win anyway. while you’re in the store, max sees a couple of the things you usually carry with you, like lipgloss and that thing that makes your eyelashes all curly and pretty, so he hides all that and a few things more and buys them without you noticing. when max gives you the bag at home you’re too stunned to speak or feel angry at him for spending all that much money, but he looks so proud of himself and has that spark in his eyes that makes you jump into his arms.

★ — ALEX ALBON (23)

you and alex have a monthly date to go shopping, together. it’s kinda silly, really, and it’s consists on buying random things like a video game alex saw one day or a couple of face masks for your movie night on friday night. so it’s not at all surprising for alex when he finds you in the makeup corner looking at some things he really doesn’t understand. you don’t notice him, too focused reading something, so he just sits on a chair nearby and looks at you moving around and taking things while leaving others. alex doesn’t know how long it takes for you to notice him but when you do, he just shrugs and tells you to keep going while taking out his phone to pass the time doing something.

★ — DANIEL RICCIARDO (3)

dani’s favorite hobby is spoiling you. he likes it a lot and enjoys it even more than anything on the week leading to your birthday. you two do everything you wanna do, he feels pretty lucky to be able to give you everything. if he needs to sit down and watch you walk out of the changing room with a dozen of different clothes, he will do it with a smile on his face. and daniel knows that one of your favorite activities is to go shopping for makeup and skincare products, he’s been a subject to your skincare routine more than one time, so he expects it every year. you two go hand in hand shopping for makeup, he gives you his opinion when you’re between two different lipsticks, even if he thinks they look the same and will both definitely look good on you.

★ — MICK SCHUMACHER (47)

mick likes you. and so he likes everything that involves you. he’s always asking you about your favorite movies and what makes them your favorites. mick knows everything there is to know about taylor swift not because he likes her (i mean he does like her. after you introduced her to him) but because you’re crazy about the girl. mick knows your favorite makeup brand because he always watches you and it’s not afraid to ask what are the brushes for and why do you like that primer instead of the other one you have. you find it cute, how he looks at you with his big puppy eyes all interested in anything you have to say. when he goes shopping for makeup with you, you don’t even have to ask him to bring you the highlighter that is on the top shelf because he’s already giving you the exact brand you use and like so much, along with your favorite mascara and a pretty-shy smile.

★ — LOGAN SARGEANT (2)

logan doesn’t know a thing, like really nothing, about makeup or skincare. he just knows you have a bunch of that stuff and always look pretty, with or without makeup; logan really doesn’t mind as long as you feel comfortable with yourself. but he also doesn’t hesitate to go in the store with you when you suddenly remember you ran out of a few things. he lets you go to do your thing while he wanders around, reading the label of some things and not understanding a single thing. why are there so many different steps for a simple skincare routine? and so many different shades of blush. when you have everything you need, you go looking for logan only to find him in a deep conversation with a saleslady who’s explaining all about skincare to him.

requested by @golden-flora. . . I saw that you were taking blurb requests- thoughts on makeup shopping with the boys?

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