#happy christmas!

[danikatze]

I always draw something for Christmas, but life got in the way this year. Hopefully I'll have time and energy to finish it this week. I like what I have so far, so here's a super close up (in reality this image would be like 2.5 cm wide) of Essek c:

[ID in alt text]

#wip #happy Christmas! #critical role #critical role fanart #Essek Thelyss #fanart #danikunst #described #2023 #2

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

angst!? on christmas!? its more likely than you think!

#dirk gently #dghda #todd brotzman #dghda fanart #brotzly #kinda #idk what this is #happy christmas! #this is what i spent my christmas doing #my art

[hoodoo12]

Courtesy of @skywalkerangst

#beetlejuice #bad pickup lines #is it though? #more like a warning #he thinks it is lol #happy christmas!

[freedomforthewin]

Merry Christmas/Happy Christmas!

#_Fantastic Beasts_ #Newt Scamander #Theseus Scamander #Scamander brothers #Merry Christmas! #Happy Christmas!

[delightfullysubatomic]

An unfinished and not fully accurate timeline of the NMJ Lads 2000-2012 (Tim-centred tbh)

Summer 2000: Alex goes to Edinburgh with 'How To Avoid Huge Ships'

Academic year 2000-2001: Mark in year ? of uni, Alex in his final year of uni year of uni, Tim has just graduated. Tim decides to do a play because he didn't do one in his final year at uni.

Alex was also doing stand up in another strand of Footlights (I think, idk how it works)

2000 (Cambridge, term 1)- Alex writes a panto of Treasure Island, Tim auditions and gets a role. Performances are late Nov-early Dec. Tim also auditioned for Bouncers by John Godber. He got both roles and fortuitously decided to do the panto.

(I don't think Alex and Tim became close yet)

2001 (Cambridge, term 2) - Tim does the Spring Review (sketch show) and starts to write a bit (was Mark in this??)

2001 (Cambridge, term 3) - Tim and Mark audition to be in the Footlights Summer Tour, which is what Emma Thompson, High Laurie et al did. They perform at Edinburgh and are nominated for Best Newcomer. It's directed by [friend who still directs plays w Tom Basden]

I don't know if the Spring and Summer sketch show / team are/were the same as each other but Tim conflates the whole year into one when telling any stories about it. Not sure either if they figured out about Tim not being a student during the Spring or the Summer.

2002: Tim and Dinky Donk contribute to an EP of Concrete Cow sketch show on Radio 4

Tim and Mark move to London. IIRC Tim moved back to Cambridge after a bit (maybe after losing his job at Hamley’s?), not sure when he moved back to London - suspect 2003/2004 as he’s still doing stuff in Cambridge at that point.

2002: Mark wins the Telegraph Open Mic Award. Tim's stand up career starts and ends in the space of 10 ok to terrible gigs

2003: Making Fish Laugh - Alex’s first solo show (Tim as assistant). Nominated for Best Newcomer

2003: Alex is on Brain Candy on BBC3 (stand up variety show)

2003: Mark and Tim direct the Footlights tour show(?) Starring some future Inbetweeners

2004: Mark's first 24 hour show (Tim as assistant). Mark gets engaged. Mark also does a show with Rhod Gilbert.

2004: Alex's second show Every Body Talks (Tim as assistant)

2004: Tim performs Luke and Stella at Edinburgh

2004: Mark's first novel is published

2004ish: Tim starts writing poems

2005: Alex gets married

2005: Mark does his first solo show and another 24 hour show

2005: Mark is nominated for Best Newcomer

2005: Alex’s third show When in Rome (Tim as assistant)

At some point Tim lives with Alex (and wife?)

2005-2007 (?): Tim performs in Cowards in Edinburgh (they also did it in London and in early days Alex, Mark and Rick Edwards were involved)

2006: Mark wins the inaugural Edinburgh Panel Prize and Time Out Critics Choice Award. He is nommed for the Barry Award (Melbourne)

2006: Mark starts appearing on Mock the Week and other panel shows

2006-2008 (+Xmas 2009): Tim adapts All Bar Luke for Radio 4

2006-2007 Alex and Dinky Donk try to meet someone from every nationality. I don't know if they get a show out of this!

2006: Mark and Tim are in Time Trumpet

2007: Mark writes 2 pilots. One stars Tom Basden and the summary sounds suspiciously like Tim's life at that time

207: Mark starts his Radio 4 show with Tim and Basden

2007: We Need Answers at Edinburgh

2007: Alex's fourth show Birdwatching at Edinburgh

2007: Tim’s first solo show Slut In The Hut in Edinburgh. It is produced by new comedy company The Invisible Dot, which is Tim’s comedy home until 2016ish.

2007: Herb McGwyer (nominated for Best Short Film BAFTA in 2008)

2007: Tim lives with his brother

2007ish: Cowards on the radio

2008: We Need Answers (2) at Edinburgh

2008: Alex's fifth show Wordwatching at Edinburgh

2009: Tim’s second solo the Slutcracker show in Edinburgh. He wins the Edinburgh Comedy Award.

2009: Mark does The Hotel immersive (hey there recent Taskmaster Ep)

2009: We Need Answers on TV

2009: Birdwatchingwatching by Alex and Tim's first poetry book are published

2009: Cowards on BBC4

2010: Taskmaster in Edinburgh (1)

2010: The Horne Section begins

2010ish: Tim joins the Alan Partridge world

2010: Tim is in Party by Tom Basden on Radio 4

2011: Taskmaster in Edinburgh (2)

2012: Tom start Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme

2008-2012(ish): Tim lives in a box room in Limehouse. During this time he wins the Edinburgh Comedy Award and is on TV quite a bit. He said during ep 1 of Taskmaster that he had no space for anything but kept the lintel(?) From his Edinburgh show. In the Taskmaster podcast Josh said Tim implied he was homeless but he would have been referencing the fact that he had a box room’s worth of living space (I included this because Josh thought Tim was lying in the show but i’m pretty sure he wasn’t).

#I started this ages ago #I didn’t check all the dates at the time so some of them (esp the ‘ish’ ones) will be out by a year or two #I won’t finish it but… in case it’s of interest I thought I’d post it #Happy Christmas! #I guess I just hope this doesn’t count as stalking

[angossecretary]

My gift from the Naughty List for @blackwings-with-angeleyes Christmas exchange! 

What happens when you serve the wrong tea at the holiday brunch? Well, the Demon Lord’s butler can’t let that mistake go without punishment, now can he?

(Barbatos x reader (gender non specific) spanking, discipline, some rough and authoritative language.)                 ****************************************************************** The serving cart creaked and trembled from the weight of your hands pressing into it, your fingertips leaving imprints that you’ll no doubt be tasked with cleaning later. You feel soft, cotton-gloved fingers graze your heated skin.  There is a moment of relief before there is a loud cracking sound as Barbatos’ tail snaps across the back of your thighs. You press your legs together, trying to hide how embarrassingly turned on you were by the punishing blows. 

There is a moment of silence, and suddenly Barbatos is pressed close behind you, his breath warm against your ear.  ‘Do you think this is a sufficient punishment for the egregious error you’ve made?’  You take a slow steadying breath, the rough texture of his dress pants just barely touching your welted skin. It takes a moment before you shake your head.  ‘No…no sir I made a fool out of us. I should have known better…’ Barbatos made a deep and thoughtful noise, his hand cupping your ass teasingly.  ‘You’re already learning so well mon amour.’  In an instant, he pulls away again. You can feel his eyes exploring every part of you. Just like before there is silence and his tale comes cracking across your ass, not once, not twice but three times until your knees are shaking and pressing against the polished gold of the cart.  ‘I must say, though, I love treating you kindly. There is something quite entrancing about punishing you like this.’ He hummed as if thinking deeply. ‘Keep this up for a little while longer and we can practice your tea service again…’ You nod, your head was hazy as you try to focus on his words, not wanting to encourage more punishment than you’re already set up for.  ‘Yes sir.’  Barbatos smiled, his tail teasing over your skin. ‘And you’ll keep undressed like this while you do it. And you’ll spend the rest of your tea time on your knees under the table for me.’  You shuddered, thighs pressing together a little harder as you nod, swallowing back a needy sound.  ‘Yes sir, whatever you ask of me, I will do.’ Barbatos nodded, his tail pulling back again. ‘And maybe next time, you’ll do well to not make such careless mistakes.’ 

#barbatos obey me #From the desk of Rose #obey me nsfwww #happy christmas! #obey me rose muses #I don't know how to make mine pretty and fancy but I am learning

[roseapov]

Happy Christmas!❄️⛄🎄

To those who are celebrating them today and not on the 24th!

The best of wishes to all of you! Please spend them happily and don't catch a cold, stay healthy!

#roseapov #rosea talks #roseatalks #happy christmas #HAPPY CHRISTMAS! #A very late happy christmas! #Take care of yourself alright? #be careful not to get sick #it's cold outside

[pullhisteeth]

happy christmas my loves! have a lovely lovely day ♥️

#a chats shit #happy christmas! #love you all

[luimneach]

would you sell a nude?

my brother in christ i post about chickens and celestial beings

#happy christmas! #do something kind today

[neutronice]

Phichit on the Case! a Secret Santa story for @viktuuriwriter17!

Summary: Phichit was used to his Instagram photos getting likes. He lived for it! Then one day, v_nikiforov started to like photos. One after another. And there was a single thing that connected all of those photos: Yuuri Katsuki. So why was Victor Nikiforov liking all these photos, when Yuuri insisted that the two had not talked at all at the Grand Prix Final? Well, Phichit always did love a good mystery, and would get to the bottom of this!

For this year’s @yurionice-secretsanta, I was given the wonderful @viktuuriwriter17 as my SS! I hope that you enjoy this little Phichit themed slightly canon divergent story, in which Phichit is the first to ship Viktuuri!

#viktuuri #victuuri #phichit on the case #phichit number one victuuri shipper #secret santa #happy christmas!

[addictivecontradiction]

Fanny och Alexander, 1982

#drama #fanny och alexander #fanny and alexander #ingmar bergman #bertil guve #nativity #happy christmas!

[izzythehutt]

re black mask

so I've been re-reading the series and as much of a fan I am of Blackcourt, I still got suckered in by Marlene/Sirius. why do you do this to me? whyyyyyy

Merry Christmas!

I kind of wrote it in the hope that they would have enough chemistry/be believable enough as a pair where at least one person would like my version enough to ship it, is that weird? I don't really believe in "soulmates", I think people can be happy with any number of potential partners. I think there's probably a universe where Sirius and Marlene could make a go of it...

Probably a universe where his parents aren't in the picture, because no way would she put up with Walburga, lol.

#marlene mckinnon #sirius black #the black sheep dog #asks #blackcourt #happy christmas!

[everydaylouie]

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

#toad #christmas #music #happy holidays! thanks everyone who submitted <3 #oh and VOLUME WARNING lmao

[tapiocats]

Decay exists as an extant form of life

#artists on tumblr #my art #gavle goat #gavlebocken #yule #yule goat #happy yule #merry yule #christmas #hi yes I’m alive #so much work but oh well #wishing you happy holidays :D #new year #2024 #2023 #happy new year #happy holidays #Gavleboken 2023 #christmas goat #burn the goat

[t0esniffer69]

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

#halloween #christmas #christmas eve #christmas time #merry xmas #merry christmas #christmas tree #xmas #holidays #happy halloween #spooky season #spooky month #candy #present #presents #festive #happy christmas #its christmas now #thanksgiving #november #google #google search #trending

[swampcretures]

If not by flame, then by feather

#gavle goat #gavlebocken #yule goat #happy yule #christmas #burn the goat #gavlebocken2023 #birds #corvids #happy holidays peeps! #my art