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myveryownfanfiction · 5 months
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Rickmas day 5: grave of snow
18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @deepperplexity, @fangsandroses
warnings: post-smut, swearing, talk of death
AN: this probably isn’t what the prompt means but while I was looking for inspiration this idea came up that a grave of snow was looking at life as something beautiful while looking at death as something to be feared. And hans seemed to fit that perfectly. So enjoy!
I gently traced circles into Hans’ chest as I laid next to him. He hummed slightly as I moved my finger up to trace the lines in his face. Hans had a smile on his face as he laid with his eyes closed, enjoying the quiet bliss that came after we had sex. He tilted his head slightly to kiss my finger and I giggled quietly.
“you’re so beautiful.” I murmured as I propped my head in my hand. “Sometimes I think you’re so beautiful it hurts.” Hans chuckled and opened his eyes to look at me.
“Darling, no one is more beautiful than you.” He smiled at me, leaning up to kiss me. “Not even me.” I blushed as he brushed a strand of hair off my face. Hans groaned as he laid back and his eyes scanned over my face. “What I wouldn’t give to spend forever right here. Right now.” I smiled softly at him, tracing the light scars that littered his body. Hans turned his head when I gently ran my finger over the one along his ribs. “Snow falling, fire roaring…” Hans turned to look at me again, a smile on his face. “You naked in my bed.” I gently shoved him but Hans grabbed my hands, bringing them up to his face to kiss them. “Perfect.”
“You’re lucky I enjoy being naked in your bed.” I laughed. Hans drew me in for another kiss. “What were you thinking about?” I asked after a while. Hans looked at me confused. “When I was drawing on your face. You looked like you were deep in thought.” Hans nodded slightly and his eyes went vacant for a second before looking at me softly.
“the fall.” He admitted. “And how lucky I got afterwards.” I bit my lip and frowned. “I should have died. Should have been arrested. But for some reason…”
“they thought you were dead. Not my fault they failed to check. Let alone look for you.” I pointed out. Hans smiled at me and kissed my hand again.
“I was going to say for some reason I was sent an angel instead.” I blushed again at his words. “Nursed me back to health.” Hans reached up and cupped my cheek. He absentmindedly rubbed his thumb over the bone and watched me. I leaned into his touch and smiled at him. “I’m not entirely sure what would have happened to me if you hadn’t found me. I’ve run the scenario through time and time again. I don’t like the endings.” His eyes flickered down to my lips and back.
“Hans.” I breathed out. He shook his head.
“it’s alright (Y/N).” He whispered. “I’m here. Now. Thanks to you.” Hans leaned up and kissed me again, pulling me on top of him for another round.
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rosebudfics · 4 months
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Minors DNI or lerk in the shadows
Hello fellow snape lovers! This is a new blog however I am not new to writing! I have a separate blog specifically for writing but I will not let anyone know what it is due to the fact that I am afraid I will receive hate/threats because I enjoy Harry Potter. And before anyone comes at me, no I do not condone to the actions that JK Rowling has done!!! I simply just enjoy the series because of how much comfort it brings me.
Request Rules:
I WILL write: smut, fluff, angst, suggestive, female and sometimes gender neutral reader unless its spicy, and domestic stuff!!
I will NOT write: Incest, pedophillia, rape/no consent, racism, homophobia, abuse, professor x student, daddy kink, piss/shit fetish or anything related to those!!
As for the characters I will write for, I will mainly write for Severus Snape however I am open to recieving requests for Colonel Brandon from Sense and Sensibility, Sheriff Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Hans Gruber from Die Hard, and David Friedman from Judas Kiss!
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I will write head canons, drabbles, and short fics! Possibly full length fics if an idea that i really like is either requested or i think of!
Masterlist Below the cut!
Severus Snape
New Professor - Snape x Professor! Reader
Sick Days - Snape x Wife! Reader
Girl Dad - Dad! Snape x Mom! Reader
Relieving Aggravations - (SMUT) Snape x Reader
An Amazing Birthday - (SMUT) Snape x Reader
You're Beautiful, Don't Forget That - (SMUT) Snape x Wife! Reader
Good Boy - (SMUT) Sub! Snape x SoftDom! Reader
Secret Lovers - Snape x Wife! Reader
Colonel Brandon
Your Last Night - (ANGST) Colonel Brandon x ill! Reader
Sheriff Nottingham
Nothing yet!
Hans gruber
Nothing yet!
David Friedman
Nothing yet!
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myers-meadow · 8 months
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Dinner with Hans Gruber
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There he was, sitting opposite of you at the small restaurant table. It’s been a while. It’s a nice restaurant, in regal building with high ceilings and impeccably dressed staff. He always likes to spoil you when he’s back from a mission.
Smiling softly, he looks at you, really looks at you, taking in every detail. A waiter comes to the table, ready to take your orders, but after seeing the way the two of you sit there, with no regard for him, menus untouched, he backs off.
“Mein Herz,” is all Hans says, his deep voice sending a jolt down your spine.
You smile gently and extend your hand to his, entwining your fingers. He plays with your rings, still drinking you in. Soft string music plays, the candle in between the two of you flickers. He choose this place well; romantic, luxurious yet cosy. The murmur of people dining and enjoying themselves only empathise the comfortable silence at your table.
“Sometimes I fear I will forget the sound of your voice,” you say.
“I’ll take you with me, next time,” Hans promises, his smile makes his eyes crease with crow’s feet. “I’m glad to see you’ve been well.”
It’s always felt like there was something special between him and you, something you were never able to find with anyone else. It shows in his perceptiveness, how he doesn’t need you to tell him what’s on your mind, that you’ve missed him while he was away or what you’d like for your birthday. He just knows. After being together this long, you’ve learnt to pay attention to him the same; right now he’s glad to see you again. He missed you. His gig went well, but he disliked the smog of the big city. Most of all, he looks forward to slipping into comfortable anonymity with you.
The waiter returns and this time you do order.
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galbalmuhet · 1 year
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My love ❤️
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meadow-selfship · 8 months
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Hans Gruber x Minoes (s/i): Temperance
This is a prompt fill for Self-indulgent September, for the prompt 'Magic' :)). I wanted to pair it with the least magical f/o, so here it is for Hans <3. The tarot deck used is the Thoth deck by Aleister Crowley - but not that his version of the card Temperance is named Art. I kept it as Temperance to tie in with the theme of this fic.
Title: Temperance
Summary: Hans searches out the daughter of an old associate of his, and finds her reading tarot cards at a festival. Out of place as he may be at a spiritual festival, he has a good time getting to know her. She reads his cards before he reveals that the game they are playing is all his.
Warnings: gun. deception. kidnapping. sfw.
Wordcount: 2882
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Incense smoke hung heavy in the air. Hans looked around at the many small booths at the festival grounds, observant as a predator on the hunt. Who would be his mouse? Soft flute music mixed with the chatter. He stuck out like a sore thumb between the colourful hippies and the casually dressed, but there were some other men like him around. Rich men with heavy golden watches around their wrists. Most of them accompanied younger women with crystal necklaces and a tattoo of their zodiac sign on their bicep. It was an interesting change of pace from the urban locations he usually scoped out.
The booths with jewellery alternated ones with posters of wolves and foxes, or essential oils, or hand sewn velvet drawstring bags for crystals; then a woman who gave belly dancing workshops; a man who advertised his mediumship and promised to get you in touch with your ancestors; another who did reiki massage and crystal healing. So on and so forth. Hans didn't care, but he did care about the exact paths of entry into the grounds, where he parked his car, what he will say once he’s found his prey.
He cringed as he felt a headache form from the conflicting incense smells, but reminded himself of his purpose here. His lip quirked up as he imagined the fruits of his schemes, all coming together. There, he saw the booth, just up ahead. It was a tent of sorts, not that it looked very sturdy, with draping fabrics in deep jewel tones like the wings of beetles. A sign outside read 'tarot readings', and a list of prices underneath. Two people stood outside it, talking softly but animatedly, holding hands tightly. Maybe they just came out, and now had a lot to process. It was too dark to see inside, past the beaded curtain that shimmered like rain droplets on a window.
He entered, the beaded curtain tinkling behind him. Letting his eyes adjust to the dark, first there were only more fabrics, more gleaming beads, crystals, fringed tablecloths... He almost scoffed at the garish decorations. Then he saw her. His mouse. A smile appeared on his face, and he stepped closer with an air of ease. The air of a panther.
She sat at a small table, with several different velvets draped over it. Sitting on a comfortable arm chair, she had her legs crossed in a relaxed posture. He has entered her space, her bubble. In contrast to all of the overly maximalist fabrics, patterns, beads, decorations, mirrors, crystals and colours - she dressed only in black. A waterfall of black wavy hair fell down over her shoulders, half of it pinned up behind her head, long enough that he couldn't tell where it ended, hidden by the table cloth. He didn't recognise much of her father in her, but then again; her father didn't wear kajal nor lipstick.
"Hello, miss..."
"Welcome," she said, and he got the sense that she waited for him to take it all in, waited until he noticed her, to greet him. That she sat there, observing him as he looked around. Despite his less than kind purpose in coming here, it unsettled him for a second. He had to remind himself that he likely wasn't the first sceptic she met.
"It's Minoes, or miss Van der Linden, as the sign says. Come, sit," she said, softly, gesturing to the chair opposite of her. He loved this part of the hunt; seeing her in her element, unsuspecting, so at ease with a man like him.
He sat down on the chair. It wobbled a little on the uneven grass, even though the ground was covered by a Persian tapestry. She smelled of patchouli, and it was refreshing to smell something else than incense. He took her in more closely. The details that her passport photo didn't reveal; soft hairs by her temples, the playful glisten in her eyes, how she was older than in the pictures he saw of her, yet she felt livelier, the roundness of her cheeks, that her double chin showed when she looked down at her deck of cards. The rings she wore, silver with garnet stones (cheap, but the colour suited her), and how they pulled his attention to her hands and the long nails that tapped against the cards’ surface.
"I like your suit," she said, checking him out unashamedly. 
"Thank you," he said, trying another smile. She reached for her cards with an ease of someone having done this so many times before. Perhaps it was the atmosphere, or the copious amounts of smoke, that got to his head, but the way she moved was magnetic. He was sucked in, just watching her move, her fingers dancing to straighten out the layers of tablecloth, then pick up the cards again.
"What brings you here?" she asked. Professional. To the point. She observed him closely as she shuffled the cards slowly, letting them fall from palm to palm.
"I'd like a reading," he said. "That is what you do, yes?"
She clacked her tongue at him, shaking her head softly, the sounds of cards being shuffled coming to a stop. "I doubt you actually want a reading. But that's alright, I can do one anyway, if you're curious, or want to pass the time. It makes no difference to me."
He stiffened. Did she know something? "A reading will be fine."
Minoes extended her hand over the table, palm up, then when he didn't respond, she raised her eyebrows at him, making a 'come here' motion. He gave her his hand, which she then planted, palm open, on the velvet cloth. In it, she put the tarot deck. "Try shuffling it."
They laid heavy and warm in his hand, awkwardly sharp at the corners. He frowned at her. "I thought that was your job."
"We know each other, don't we?" she asked, narrowing her eyes at him, leaning her chin on her hand. "You feel familiar."
Hans chuckled, letting himself laugh to distract from his unease. "I feel familiar?"
She smiled back and shrugged. "Like one of my dad's old friends. Same accent too."
He quieted, debating on how far to carry his ruse. Was she truly this perceptive? Or did anyone with a German accent remind her of his old crew?
She waved him to give her the deck back and he did. "Men like you often give me less trouble when I've compared them to my father." And she grinned, eyes twinkling. 
Was that it? A mere tactic? For a second he was stunned. Perhaps there was more to here than he thought; a far more calculating personality underneath the velvet and the fringe. Truly Thomas’ daughter.
Yet, Hans couldn't resist. Lowly, he asked: "What kind of men did your father have as friends?"
She shrugged and shuffled the cards some more, dividing the deck into stacks, then shuffling again. "Business men, mostly. I'm sure you're a lot nicer than you appear, when you keep an open mind."
He almost laughed at the absurd irony of the situation, but held himself back from showing teeth just yet. The gun in his waistband pressed hard against his stomach. Patience, there was time, he bade himself. He'd enjoy it more if he practiced temperance. Done shuffling, she laid out three cards, facing down, on the tablecloth.
"No, that's not right," she mumbled to herself, and placed another two down, underneath the first three. He wondered if she believed in the cards, in their magic, or if it was just a job to her. A means to an end. "Are you a sceptic?"
The question was rather disarming, especially in the tone she used. So honest.
"I can't say I've ever had a reading before," he said. She nodded, and took another moment too long to look at him. Even outside thrill of the hunt, he was starting to enjoy himself. 
"You're very diplomatic, I like that," she mused, and turned over the first card. A man sitting atop a throne, clad in red , holding a sceptre, all in red and yellows, an array of symbols and animals around him. "This represents you." 
He frowned at her words. It looked nothing like him. Then she turned over the second one: a fountain with two fishes, streams of water flowing from a flower at the top of it, into two large cups. "That's your near future. A positive card, the Two of Cups. A card of infatuation. Now the question remains: who is the lucky one?"
The third of the first row: a figure on a surface of water, so still it perfectly mirrored the image above, yet her face was shrouded in ripples of mist. Lotus flowers floated on the water in perfect symmetry. It read: Queen of Cups.
"Ah, that's good. Fitting."
Hans leaned forward, trying to see what she saw. He wondered if she saw the delight of his sweet revenge. Or his deception. She looked up from the cards, long nail tapping at the first card. "The first one represents you. The second one is a situation that is taking shape in your near future. Let's start with there. It's possibly a new meeting, or a new connection that is growing between you and someone else. It could also depict a skill you're picking up that is bringing you a lot of joy. Something on the emotional plane, something you feel strongly about."
Hans didn't hide his grin. Something bringing him a lot of joy? He couldn't wait to see Thomas' face after he knew Hans had his precious daughter in his grasp.
"Continuing on to the Queen here, she represents the energy of the person you'll meet. An emotional, dreamy energy. If it represents a person, it's someone who fascinates you, who seems to bewitch you against all rationality. She touches parts of you deep within. Rest assured, as a partner, she's deeply loving. If it's a skill, it's something that lets you clear your mind and daydream during it, something that makes you wiser in the long run."
Minoes noticed him quirking an eyebrow at her words and held back a sigh. "It'll make sense later. In a month you'll remember this reading and think 'huh, perhaps Minoes was right after all'. When things are unfolding, it’s hard to find clarity, and if you’re not used to the cards and their way of speaking, that clarity will come later."
Unexpectedly touched by her conviction in her skills, Hans let out a soft laugh. Her annoyance withered away quick.
"Moving back to you; the Emperor. A strong card. A man of order, a man who strives for domination of the mind over nature, who wants clarity, who wants his structure to rule over all. Does that sounds like you?"
"What if it doesn't?" he asked, amused.
She raised her eyebrows at him. "If I take just one look at you; the suit and that Swiss watch on your wrist, I know enough."
He chuckled. "Fair enough. What else?"
Minoes reached over to turn over the remaining two cards. The first one depicted a strange double figure pouring different elements - fire and water - into a cup. The second one showed many swords on a blue background. It didn't look like a happy card at all.
"I love how this card, Temperance, marries the colours of the Emperor and the Two of Cups, do you see that?" she tapped the card with her long nail, pointing to the red bird that resembled the red in the Emperor card. "There is balance here, visually, which is very fitting to you."
She could be reading from a dictionary and he'd still listen to her, he thought. No longer with his hunt on his mind, he enjoyed this – she was charismatic in a disarming way, practiced and graceful, and he easily imagined anyone less sceptical than him hanging on to her every word. Even he felt himself drawn in by her, by the sparkle in her eyes, the slightest of smiles pulling at the corner of her mouth as she looked at the cards, explaining it all with such ease, the way she seemed to look right through him.
God, that a man as idiotic as Thomas could have a daughter this darling...
"In the dynamic that is presented here, a fault of yours would be to exert too tight a grip on what or who you love, which ends up lessening the joy you feel in the connection or skill you’re building. And you judge harshly. Not of others, necessarily - of yourself. A perfectionist. If you can’t go along with the flow of water that is in both the two of cups and the queen of cups, that feeling of adoration will wither quick."
"Noted."
She moved on to the blue card, the last one. "The other one... Well, this is not such a joyful card. It represents bad compromises, or someone close to you being dishonest. Innocence is used against one's self and taken advantage of. The colour scheme aligns all too well with the Queen, so unfortunately, it doesn't look as pleasant for that side of the equation. If this applies to the Queen as a person, she has lost her usual calm and no longer sees clearly."
Oh, she saw his deception after all. He delighted in having exercised patience and let her do her thing.
"To tie this together, your side of this reading is very balanced, exactly as you’d prefer." As she was still bent over the cards, Hans unbuttoned his suit jacket and reached inside. "The cards are in your favour, sir." Minoes smiled at him, glad to give him good news, whether he believed her or not.
The moment the gun landed on the table, pointing away from her still, her smile faltered – and his grew. Calmness washed over him. This was his game now.
"Liebling, let's do it the easy way. You're coming with me."
"So I was right," she said, face blank, eyeing the gun, her posture stiff. She sat up straight to face him, holding herself steady with her hands gripping her thighs. "Which one of them are you? Tony? He was always a bit out of control. Or Fritz, or Heinrich?"
"Hans."
She nodded once. "Hans."
"Pleasure to make your acquaintance." He couldn't hold back his giddiness. Revenge, sweeter than honey, kissed his lips, and he was famished for it. He extended his free hand. "Come, up. Let us keep it civil."
"So this is all because of my dad? The whole ruse? Why even let me finish the reading, then?"
"We have time to chat later, Mausi, now get up."
Minoes flinched at his menacing tone, but still didn't budge. "Where to?"
He gave her an annoyed look, one that made her heart tighten with fear. There was a gun on the table and he didn't look angry, but annoyed. Her lack of cooperation was only a minor nuisance to him. She knew what these men were capable of, that's why her dad got out in the only way he thought possible; one that now bit her in the ass. The unfairness of it was bitter in her mouth.
Hans... He used to be reasonable. A strategist. Not that he didn't get his hands dirty when he had to, but this is better than if it were Tony. Yes, she decided, and briskly stood up. He followed her, gun in hand, but before he could grab her arm, she tidied up her cards and grabbed the pouch from the side and tucked them inside.
He gave an exasperated look. "You're bringing those?"
His hand was tight on her upper arm, guiding her towards the beaded curtain. Even to outsiders this wouldn't look civil, he'd have to keep her in check, once outside the tent.
"Being kidnapped seems like a rather dull affair," she bit. "Now will you put the gun away, you’ve made your point – there’s no need for it."
The corner of his mouth quirked upwards; a bit of her father's feistiness in her after all. "Are you sure you can behave?" And tucked it back in his waistband. The moment he did, was the moment she tried it: elbowing him in the ribs and going for his gun. Instead, she found herself slammed, face first, down on the small table, an arm twisted painfully behind her back.
He clacked his tongue. "I hoped your father raised you better than that." The displeased curl of his voice was too hot by her ear, and it tingled in all the wrong ways.
She bit her tongue not to let out any immature curses, and he let her up. He pulled her to him by her hair, angling her face up to his. "Going to be good now?"
Swallowing thickly, she nodded. He enjoyed the thoughts flashing across her face, the fear, the uncertainty, finally; how she gave in. Allowing himself to let the moment linger for a little longer, savouring it, before letting go.
He directed her out of the venue with a tightly guiding hand and a pleased smile. Had he ever had a revenge sweeter than this?
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defat1 · 5 months
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Die Hard 6: Dig Your Own Grave
Had a dream last cycle and @frankly-ludicrous begged me to tell Tumblr so here goes.
Imagine a world where Die Hard ended just slightly differently. Hans Gruber, terrorist turned failed heist mastermind, escapes dramatically with a quip to McClane that he'll have his revenge. Christmas is saved, the movie ends.
In my dream, John McClane and his buddy, oddly also bald, openly bisexual, and entirely too ride-or-die energy, Actual Mark Wahlberg as Mark Wahlberg, are on a vacation to Paris. Not sure where, there were catacombs, it doesn't matter. There's a masquerade wedding set to take place in the catacombs, they were probably there for that. They're getting some food and chatting about how hard the last few decades have been on McClane, Marky Mark is fully manic talking about some wild events, it quickly becomes apparent that they have history.
Bomb goes off. Everyone ducks for cover, McClane starts doing the thing he apparently has been doing for a while.
(My dreams are very cinematic, I swear this is exactly how it went)
It soon becomes apparent, as McClane mows through one terrorist after another, that these guys aren't exactly upper crust professionals. He finally gets injured by a guy who is, inexplicably, holding two hunting rifles akimbo and firing from the hip. As McClane retreats, we cut to our villain, who we finally find out is a very tired, very very upset Japanese man who is doing a passable imitation of Alan Rickman. Then you realize, as he starts yelling at his men and expositing, that this is Hans Gruber, 2 decades later, and this is the latest movie of an entire series of Die Hard movies where Hans Gruber is the villain and John McClane is that pest that fate keeps putting in his way.
John McClane isn't chasing Gruber anymore; that probably stopped in the third movie. Hans tells his men that he got plastic surgery and worked on a master plan for 10 years in Japan, and it just so happened that John McClane was there that weekend for some award ceremony, and Hans Gruber lost another elite team. Hans Gruber is out of elite teams, and he is trying to impress upon these morons that if they don't do exactly as he says, all of them are dead, just like everyone else who crossed John Motherfucking McClane.
The movie-dream continued a while. Mark Wahlberg lived through the initial mass shooting and is way, extremely too hyped to help McClane, up to and including offering to be a human knockout gas bomb delivery system in the form of surrendering himself as a hostage. Gruber frantically searches for the Mcguffin he is here for while imagining the grim reaper Willis around every corner and curve in the catacombs. McClane is leaning towards the school of Tropic Thunder instead of John Wick. It's a blast, like a fragment of the 80s got blasted into orbit, glassed on re-entry, and landed in the modern box office reeking of gunsmoke and holiday spirit. And it's clear the series are holiday movies, each a different major holiday, and this one, where McClane has officially become Gruber's reaper, is clearly the Halloween entry, an end to a franchise that paints the hero as the horror movie slasher he is.
Then I woke up. Even I don't get the ending to the Die Hard series we deserved. I could have made up an ending, but I think I'll leave it up to you. Imagine a world where Die Hard wasn't trying to be serious, and end it how you want.
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cannibalcoyote · 1 year
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Masterlist:
*Imagines that aren’t linked means that they aren’t published yet*
Original Art
Original Stories:
Senseless Reality
Series
Imagines/One-shots:
Die Hard(Movies):
Simon Gruber Pt.1: A Stranger
Simon Gruber Pt.2: A Savior
Simon Gruber: Escape
Simon/Hans Gruber Pt.1: Alone
Simon Gruber Pt.2: I Will Protect You
Simon Gruber: Am I Worth Anything?
Simon Gruber: Vengeance
Simon Gruber: Lost
Simon Gruber: Fear
DH3 Cast: Anxiety
Star Trek:
Christopher Pike: You Saved Me
Christopher Pike: Arguments
Seven of Nine: Effigy
War Games(1983):
Dr. Stephen Falken: Enough Games
Dr. Stephen Falken: Living in the Past
David Lightman: Escape
David Bowie/Characters:
David Bowie: Sun Rays to Rainy Days
David Bowie: The Actress
David Bowie: Kid Sister
David Bowie: Confrontations
David Bowie: Determination
David Bowie: Don't Go
David Bowie: Security
Jack Celliers: Beautiful Eyes
Jack Celliers: Sadie
Jack Celliers: Alive
Rockstar: Your Story(Interview)
I Can't Stay Here Anymore
Jareth: Quelled Fear
Jareth: Twin Souls
Jareth: Lost Child
Jareth: Lost Queen
Jareth: Back Away
Mick Ronson:
Rockstar: Your Story(Interview)
I Can't Stay Here Anymore
Hannibal(TV):
Hannibal Lecter Pt.1: Antisocial
Hannibal Lecter Pt.2:Antisocial
Hannibal Lecter: New Patient
Hannibal Lecter: Protector
Marvel/DC:
Alfred Pennyworth: Alone
The Elder Maximoff(Series)
Animes:
Beastars- Pina: Leave My Lioness Alone
Beastars- L/Rouis: Scars
SpyxFamily- Loid Forger: Ease Up Old Man
TLOK- Kuvira: Safe
TLOK- Kuvira: A Friendly Face
TLOK- Kuvira: Prison Break
TLOK- Kuvira: Freedom
TLOK- Kuvira: An Uncertain Future
TLOK- Kuvira: Fury
TLOK- Kuvira: Ambush
TLOK- Kuvira: Sisters
TLOK- Kuvira: Bandits
TLOK- Kuvira: The Abused
TLOK- Kuvira: Fear
TLOK- Kuvira: Regret
TLOK- Kuvira: Sergeant
TLOK- Kuvira: Gone Astray
TLOK- Kuvira: Critical
TLOK- Lin Beifong: Family
TLOK- Lin Beifong: Lost
Black Butler- Sebastian Michaelis: Reaper
The Lion King:
Scar: What Did I Do?
Scar: Betrayal
Scar's Adopted Brother(Series)
Cats(Musical):
Munkustrap: The Beast He Made
Munkustrap: Why?
Broadchurch:
Alec Hardy: A Messed Up Situation
Alec Hardy: Correlation Does Not Equal Causation
Unraveled (Series)
Harry Potter:
Severus Snape: Siblings
BBC:
Doctor Who- 10th Doctor: Reunited
Doctor Who- 11th Doctor: I Didn't Mean To
Johnny Depp:
Johnny Depp: Bodyguard Bestfriend
Tom Hanson: Where is Y/N?
Sweeney Todd: Feeling Fatherly
John Dillinger: I Loved You
Jack Sparrow: Too Far
George Jung: Dangerous Affair
House MD:
Gregory House: Consequences
MASH:
Benjamin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Decisions
Margaret ‘Hot Lips’Houlihan: Friends
NCIS/Criminal Minds:
Aaron Hotchner: Found Out
Aaron Hotchner: First and Last Phone Call
BAU: Team Member to Murderer
Jethro Gibbs: The Dangers of Pride
Peaky Blinders:
Thomas Shelby: The Blind Woman
The Dressmaker:
Tilly Dunnage: I'll Be Here
LOTR/The Hobbit:
Thranduil: Why Did You Run?
Thranduil: Abandoned
Thranduil: Nin Naur
Woodland Princess (Series)
House of the Dragon:
Daemon Targaryen: Daughter
Daemon Targaryen: Bastard
Daemon Targaryen: Unexpected
Daemon Targaryen/Matt Smith: Two Face
Aemond Targaryen: Blood Debt
Hazbin Hotel:
Alastor: Protector
Alastor: Slave
Alastor: Facades
Alastor: Attachment
Alastor: Severance
Alastor: Tie
Alastor: Loyalty
Alastor: Lost
Alastor: Dealmaker
Alastor: Paternal
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celestialsister0918 · 2 years
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What happens when Norman Stansfield meets Hans Gruber in a bar to strike a new business deal? Hans throws in a couple innocent young girls from the next table over to sweeten the deal...
WARNINGS: Dubious consent, alcohol, presence of guns, loss of virginity, rough sex. Pairings are M/F and F/F. 18+. These aren't nice guys and we keep them mostly in character, so proceed with caution. Consent is there, but circumstances can make it read as dubious. Do be kind to yourself and honor your triggers!
Check out this series of one-shots on Wattpad and AO3. This is a collaboration with fellow fanfic author @slytherinsight221. Three parts published with more to come...
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Every time I read the books I always imagine Snape to look like he did as Hans Gruber in Die Hard. When I get to sections that describe his appearance I slightly ignore it.
Wait until you read this bit https://www.tumblr.com/queersnape/727415038225350657/joannes-an-idiot-id-have-been-in-love-with-this?source=share&ref=vulnus-sanare
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billconrad · 8 months
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Powerful Villains
   I believe most people on this beautiful planet are good. We go about our daily lives while trying to do the right thing, help people, and take the blame for our actions. Yet, a few people are less than ideal, and an even smaller number are truly evil. Some examples would be The WWII Axis leaders Ivan the Terrible, Saddam Hussain, the North Korean Kim dynasty, serial killer Jeffery Dahmer, and cult leader David Koresh.
    How do the bad people feel about their actions? Let’s examine an aggressive driver that constantly places others in danger. There would be incidents, and their mind would develop a defense mechanism. “The rest of my life is great; this is my one escape.” Complete denial, “Everybody drives bad. I’m no exception.” A deflection, “I’m a skilled driver. Nobody else can drive.” A defensive argument, “I’m protecting myself from other drivers.” Or a deferral, “The rest of my life is great, and this is my one escape.”
  Fictional villains are in a different class because their purpose is to entertain. Several examples come to mind: the crazy book fan in Stephen King novel Misery, Darth Vader from Star Wars, Joker from Batman, Hans Gruber from Die Hard, and Agent Smith from The Matrix.
  Writers add villains to give the moral character a reason to fight, add tension, advance the plot, or make the excellent character look even better. These characters span the range from slightly annoying to beyond contempt. Selfish motives, anger, aggression, laziness, a love of inflicting pain and a lack of empathy define them.
    There is a big difference between a fictional villain and a real-life person. They must have a clearly defined motivation. Readers need to know why a person is the way they are, or they will be confused. The backstory can be a simple “he had an awful childhood” or an entire chapter dedicated to their history with the other characters.
    In my first book, Interviewing Immortality. My villain appears as a dominatrix serial killer. Later, I reveal that she is not truly evil (at least in her mind). Her level of violence is far above average, and her attitude contains a thin sliver of compassion. By the end of the book, the reader is not fully convinced that she is a good person, but they clearly understand her motives.
    What about crazy people? My advice is to use the characters sparingly. For example, in my fifth book, Kim and Gabe Thrive (now in the writing phase), my main character is pumping gas when a random jerk insults her. She insults the person back and drives away with no further interaction.
    In this brief encounter, I used this villain to show the main character is strong, specifically as a mother who does not accept insults, which would be an excellent example to her daughter. It would be necessary to provide a full background if there was a need for further interaction.
    What about a supernatural story where characters are mean all the time? Say a dystopian reality. The author would have to lay a different foundation for this type of story. In crazy world, everybody is a jerk.
    What about a supervillain like the type that James Bond would encounter? There must be logic behind the villain’s actions (usually money). In this extreme case, the reader does not necessarily relate to the villain, but they respect their logic, even if it is vastly flawed. In my humble writings, I try to stay from super/extreme characters because I have never interacted with such people, which makes it difficult to imagine such a character.
    What about a real-life supervillain, Saddam Hussain, or Jeffery Dahmer. Reality can be muddy, and readers need clarity. James Bond would go after the supervillain in a fictional story, but the media would have over-the-top coverage until the world’s armies stopped Saddam Hussain or Jeffery Dahmer.
    Some villains do not fit the traditional mold, like the anti-hero. Or the super nice person who makes us feel terrible. Characters like this are in their class, and their motivations are complex. In such a chase, it is essential to have an entire backstory, or the reader will put down the book.
    Where does this all lead us? A good villain must have a clear foundation, a rational motive, and be relatable. The writer needs an obvious goal for the villain to move the plot along. By the end of the story, the reader should have fully understood their motives, which will allow them to tolerate their awful actions.
    What about me? Am I a villain? I try hard to live a good life, treat people respectfully, and help where possible. However, I have room to grow and know of several colossal failures. If I were to be honest with myself, I am a B+.
   Wait a minute. I write books that contain stories about bad people. They torture, kill, and are not productive members of society. Does that mean I am in denial of my true self? Denial is the most significant trait of a villain. Hmm. Something to think about.
    You’re the best -Bill
    August 27, 2023
    Hey book lovers, I published four. Please check them out:
    Interviewing Immortality. A dramatic first-person psychological thriller that weaves a tale of intrigue, suspense, and self-confrontation.
    Pushed to the Edge of Survival. A drama, romance, and science fiction story about two unlikely people surviving a shipwreck and living with the consequences.
    Cable Ties. A slow-burn political thriller that reflects the realities of modern intelligence, law enforcement, department cooperation, and international politics.
    Saving Immortality. Continuing in the first-person psychological thriller genre, James Kimble searches for his former captor to answer his life’s questions.
    These books are available in soft-cover on Amazon and eBook format everywhere.
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chronocidalrage · 2 years
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I’m sure it would annoy me too, but I’d probably love doing improv
Think about it. All Atom and I used to do was “yes, and” each other. 
That’s what we used to do. Imagine shit together. I’ll never forget us writing that Bruce Campbell mall cop movie together (back when Atom was a mall cop at South Shore Plaza, more than a decade before that Paul Blart movie). Conan O’Brien was gonna be the Hans Gruber. It would have been so good. 
Atom and I just spitting it out as it came us to us, me trying to write it all down on paper. That is one of my all time favorite memories. Being that in tune with someone, so in tune that you don’t have to connect over something that actually exists, but something you’re both imagining. That’s so intimate. Dreaming together. That's a serious connection. 
When I die, I really hope I’m known for my imagination and creative ability. Honestly. It’s important to me. I’ll have to work on using those parts of me more if that’s what I want.
Atom is gonna miss seeing Donnie Yen in John Wick 4. So fucking sad. He would’ve loved that.
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myveryownfanfiction · 4 months
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Rickmas day 14: a light in the night
18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
tags: @illiana-mystery, @cassieuncaged, @iobsessoverfictionalmen, @deepperplexity
warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it kids)
I sat next to the fire, book long forgotten as I stared out the window. It was just after the new year and I hadn’t left the cabin. The news had reported that Hans had died after falling off nakatomi. He’d asked me to stay at the cabin until he sent word and unless someone from the team called me or used the code phrase, that’s where I would stay. Yesterdays paper sat on the kitchen table with theos statement on the whole matter.
I jumped as there was a knock on the door. Slowly making my way over, I waited. Two more short knocks followed and I gasped before trying to open the door. My hand slipped off the lock and I groaned in frustration. Throwing it open, I choked back a sob as Hans quickly entered the cabin.
“I saw the light on.” Hans breathed out. He closed and locked the door before whirling on me to pull me into a kiss. “What are you doing up so late?” I held onto his coat tightly and shook my head.
“You’re alive.” I breathed out. “They kept saying you were dead. But you’re alive.” I buried my face in hans’ neck. He smoothed his hands over my back.
“ when you steal $600, you can just disappear.” He said, voice slightly teasing. “When you steal 600 million, they will catch you. Unless they think you’re already dead.” I buried myself deeper into him as he tightened his grip on me.
“Hans.” I breathed out, pulling back and cupping his cheeks. He stared back at me with a smile. Turning to kiss my palm, Hans nodded. “You got it. You actually got it.”
“I did.” He confirmed. I pulled him in for a kiss and he growled into it. His fingers flexed at my hips and I started to pull him backwards towards the bedroom. Pausing for a second, Hans dipped down and wrapped his hands around my legs before picking me up. I wrapped my legs around his waist and he continued to walk me to the bed. “I’ve missed you.”
“I’ve missed you more.” I whined. Hans smiled down at me. He started to undress me and I made him stop. “Need you. Can’t wait.” Hans nodded and pulled my pants down enough so that he had access. “I know. I know.” He breathed out as he undid his belt and pushed his pants down. “Ready little one?” He smirked down at me. I nodded and pulled him down for a kiss.
“Hans. Please.” I whined. He hushed me as he slid in. We both moaned before hans started thrusting into me, hard and fast.
“I’m not going to last. It’s been too long.” Hans breathed out as he kissed along my neck. I groaned and buried my fingers in his hair. “Mein Liebling. Meine Liebe.” I moaned as hans tilted my hips up.
“Hans. Close. So close.” I murmured as Hans kissed me again.
“Meins.” He groaned. I let out a strangled cry as my orgasm washed over me. Hans groaned as he followed me over the cliff. “It’s good to be back.” He breathed out as he held me close to him, basking in the after glow.
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account-archived · 3 years
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Chapter 2 of my Hans Gruber fic is posted
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monster-energies · 2 years
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𝚢𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚑'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜
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galbalmuhet · 3 years
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Perfect man ❤
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mrsseverussnape · 3 years
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🌜Masterlist🌛
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Hello lovelies! I tidied up my masterlist and now each character/celebrity has their own list. I thought this would be easier for all of us to find things. Hope you enjoy my writings!
📜Fanfictions & Headcanons📜
Severus Snape
Sirius Black
Lucius Malfoy
Remus Lupin
Gellert Grindelwald
Alan Rickman
Colonel Brandon
Hans Gruber
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