Ignorance Is Bliss Pt. 1
A/N: Thank you to the beautiful Anon for requesting this fic. This has been one of my delusions that help me sleep at night. So, may I please introduce you to the ‘she fell first but he fell harder’ trope that we all love. With, of course, Ema and Mickey helping and hoping for them to get together💚💜
As the h/c girl closed her locker, Ema was yet again tired of the ongoing “will-they-won’t-they” of the l/n girl and the Spindell boy. “All I’m saying is, maybe you should tell him because you’ve been hopelessly in love with him since fifth grade.”
Y/N pointed at Ema and said with a cheeky smile, “ah no, sixth grade, get it right. Also, there is no way in hell that I’m going to tell him, alright?”
Worth that the Winslow best friend sighed, and the two best friends walked to French class.
Meanwhile with a Mickey and Spoon…
“…a-and she has this thing where whenever she’s talking about something she likes that she does with her hair, y’know, like this,” the rambling Spindell boy said while demonstrating what his object of infatuation does with his own hair, not quite show ing it right.
Mickey chuckles and shakes his head, “y’know, telling her how you feel would be a great idea. Maybe, I don’t know at the park or something. Oor-9r, hear me out, just telling her would be nice.”
“Oh, dear Mickelous, that is simply just not possible. You see, you cannot simply fathom how much platonic-ivory oozes from her when we hang out together. Also, Y/an does not like the park because of children and the grass makes her itch; it would probably have to be during the night while under the stars.”
“Oh yeah, totally platonic when she looks at you like you actually hung the stars in front of her. Just like that show she likes with Azipy- Aziry-, nope, can’t say it.”
Arthur sighs, “Mickey, my bestest friend in the universe, she doesn’t like me and she never will, okay? Now come on, we’ll be late for wood shop and I’m looking forward to making a bird house that can stand this year.”
As they walked down the hall to their next class, Mickey sighed and started to formulate a plan and text Ema:
M: we need to come up with a plan for these two — sent at 10:45 a.m.
E:
Ik, I can’t take it anymore — sent at 10:46 a.m.
Meet me in the MILF room after lunch, well conspire there — sent at 10:48 a.m.
M:Ok, and btw, I hate that name — sent at 10:50 a.m.
Also y do u sound like an evil genius?? — sent at 10:50 a.m.
E:
Ikr, horrible name. And, idk, I just do sound like one ig — sent at 11:00 a.m.
Meet u after lunch — sent at 11:01 a.m.
After Lunch…
“Okay, now, that was a rough forty-five minutes to get through,” Mickey said this as him and Ema walked into the abandoned boiler room, a.k.a. The MILF Room, a.a.k.a. The Spindell Spot.
As the Winslow girl sat down on the couch she managed out, “yeah, that was unnecessarily hard. It’s like they want to look into our souls and have us tell them everything. Y/N really needs to stop looking like she’s about to run over a dog.”
“It’s seriously out of hand how much information they can try and gauge out of us. Spoon is the worst. He literally has that look on his face where he look-“
“Looks like he’s the most innocent and pure thing on the world? Yeah, I’ve seen that look. He’s literally the devil in disguise,” Ema then pulls out her laptop to take notes on how to get the two oblivious, love-sick, diabolic, little love birds, “so, you ready to do this?”
Mickey smiled and sat down next to his other best friend, “ready to finally get them to stop pining over each other and being self destructive? Hell yeah.”
And so, the two of the four best friends created a plan to get the other half together.
“…by the way, when do I have to get you and Rachel together,” the Bolitar boy than got smacked by a book by the alt girl and continued with their scheming.
To be continued…
A/N: I don’t know how I feel about this, but I want to make my little anon chalupa(and my readers proud) so I’m doing this. Please give me feedback on how I could improve the is one.
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Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.
Hocus Pocus has several scenes with sudden, intense lightning with extreme strobe effects. All of these happen at night, including one in complete darkness. Magical lightning powers are also used in a few scenes throughout the film.
There is some flying over extreme heights, but all of the camera work in this film is either stationary or very smooth.
Flashing Lights: 10/10. Motion Sickness: 2/10.
TRIGGER WARNING: One character briefly gets visibly nauseous, but only burps.
NOTE: While Disney+ is normally on top of the need to include strobe warnings, one was not included for this film when this film was released.
Image ID: A promotional poster for Hocus Pocus 2
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