#hands this to you and runs away

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

#biting and ripping and tearing and maiming and wailing and sobbing and flopping around like a dying fish #Thank You to this round of requesters! banger ideas the lot of you! #this lil 'excersize' made my night a lot better <3 #all of these were so much fun to do #the tango one and the winter one especially! #if you dont see yours here have Patience! #im not done! #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #ive actually thought soooo much about them getting married and how they'd go about it #and each time i come to the same conclusion #on the day of. like ten minutes before theyre supposed to walk down the aisle #howdy bursts into wherever barnaby is waiting and is like 'this is a hassle - lets skip this show' #and barnaby is all I Thought You'd Never Ask <3 #so they straight up run away from their own wedding. hand in hand and laughing like idiots #exchanging rings in the woods and sneaking things from the bodega for a picnic #in a more modern setting i imagine theyd just sign marriage paperwork at a courthouse #and then go to the nearest high-rated cheap diner #hard cut to everyone at the venue like 'where the fuck are they???' #finally frank notices that the ring pillow wally is holding is devoid of rings. where did they go. shrug #actually in a modern setting i think theyd skip the actual wedding altogether #too much money + too much effort #the store closes for a few days and then they show up on monday with rings nbd

[girl-named-matty]

MC: Is that... necessary? Sebastian: *trying to run away but he can't because he's on a kid-leash* Ominis: Yes.

#leash kids raise your hand #I wasnt but I definitely should've been #hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy mc #mc #if you dont know what that is #basically they are harnesses to keep kids from running away from their parents and causing chaos/getting lost #so basically everything Sebastian qualifies for

[deadrocks]

I’m excited to subvert the “good drow players are all just Drizzt superfans” thing by making a good drow that is herself a Drizzt superfan.

#drizzt do'urden #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #becoming a bard because you used to sit in your bedroom with your lute making up songs about your hero's adventures #while your dad sat in the living room with his head in his hands #thanking eilistraee that at least your brother was more sensible #then running away from home at the tender age of 80 #to go make a name for yourself in the big city #too naive to really get that just because drizzt is popular doesn't mean everyone will open their arms to you #i've read like 12 drizzt books in the last two months waiting for this gd game #you bet I'm using that

[marcygoo]

umm shes fine dont even worry about it

#soup draws stuff #murder drones #tw blood #eyestrain #chromatically aberrated her BY HAND in mspaint btw. this shit took so long so you guys BETTER fucking appreciate it. #ok hit post now. runs away cutely

[luffyrose]

Dc x Dp Random Blurp #1

I know I've got more than one before this but these are the ones I probably won't ever write so feel free to take them and run with em-

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So we all know Dick (you can probably all guess that Dick and Jason are my fav bat kids with how much I talk about them lmao) has lotta trauma in general. In the general canon we all follow for like fics and stuff though, there's one thing I think most people don't put into their fics and stuff and I had an idea with Danny being kinda adopted/brother-napped by Dick involving it.

The thing?

Falling.

Someone he loves falling and he's not able to help. Sure he's spooked his family as a joke pretending to fall off things. But here's the thing, they all KNOW that they'll all find a way to catch themselves.

But what if Dick had gotten a harsh hit from whatever rogue decided to play whack-a-mole with the birds and when he saw a kid on the roof where they were fighting (idk why they're up there, ask the riddler or two face or whoever-) and his already slightly concussed brain starts to work overtime.

The kid is on a roof, which is already a bad sign! The kid looks kinda...strike that a LOT like Jason before he died? Even worse!

So when whatever stray attack ends up sending the kid tumbling over the edge, Dick is literally milliseconds behind him. It's not a tall roof, and even if Danny was a full human, he likely wouldn't have suffered too badly from the fall if he didn't land completely wrong.

Probably.

Reason Danny isn't flying? Something triggered his fight or flight and his body chose to freeze this time, falling did not help that. Maybe it's the Joker doing all this, we love clown trauma.

Either way, Dick is oh so quickly grabbing this random kid who he can only register as Tiny Jason he had failed to be a good big brother tm too, and is literally just taking the impact of the fall in favor of ensuring Danny didn't get hurt AT ALL.

Danny is now emotionally attached whether he likes it or not because hey! A random hero saved him and is still hugging him and he feels like safety, so he will cling on just as hard, and no Jazz! He definitely isn't crying-

Dick refuses to let go of the kid, muttering apologies to Jason, which the others are pretty quick to realize why when they see the kid's face. It's a whole mess. Partially because they have a delirious Dick who won't let go of this random child and said child hisses at them when they try to get him off just as much.

For a lil extra spice you could make it that Danny and Jason are related somehow and Jason upon seeing the kid both KNOWS they're similar and recognizes him as his kid brother and is just like "Oh god- oh god he's alive(questionable) and traumatized(definitely)-"

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dc #dc comcis #danny phantom #danny fenton #nightwing #dick grayson #richard grayson #red hood #jason todd #idk what I'm doing #but I never have so run wild with this one #maybe I'll post more of these blurbs for you all to crawl from the void and scramble away with #Dick being a very overprotective brother is my soul tho #you will all pry this from my dead cold hands and even then I will put up a fight #let the trauma center circus child have his brother moments #even if it's with a random child and he's 100% concussed for it

[willowser]

bakugou must be so high-strung and on edge when he comes back from a long term underground mission 🥺

doesn't sleep well in his own bed for the first week or two, doesn't eat as much as he typically does. probably has lost some weight, even. if you speak too loudly, it has him gritting his jaw on instinct, and he's so jumpy about you touching him, even though he's more aware of you than he ever is. he's quiet typically, but all your attempts at conversation are met with little grunts or one word answers.

it's rough for you both and he knows he's being less than pleasant, but it just takes time to melt back into the comfort of being home 🥺

#SAD #you try to rub your hands up his back and he JUMPS out of his skin #and you run and hug him at the airport and he just looks tired #🥺 #is a little skinnier than he was when he left #he's just like. ready to fight at all times #not WITH YOU but just PHYSICALLY #probably sleeps on the couch #and his internal clock is probably wack #and it probably makes him so mad too bc all he wanted while he was away was to come home to you #and now he's here and can't fucking RELAX #POOR THING WAAAH #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[razmerry]

we are reaching levels of yearning ex-boyfriends that shouldn't even be possible. my geiger counter is crackling and smoking

#razpost #opm #one punch man #flashy flash #speed o sound sonic #like oh my god. you telling me that seeing his decapitated head in your hands is the only thing that shattered your composure? #you saying that seeing him enraged makes you realize that he was always going easy on you? #you showing me to my face that the thing that makes you accept dark power is seeing him at the place you agreed to run away together? #shut the fuck up. okay

[miniiieevee]

[Megamind face] no thank you kissy?

Valeentina (Val) belongs to @kittenvirus !

#my art #kirby #kirby oc #celesteea #teatime #<- ship name maybe? I'm using this for now sjdnsn #minidrawz #hands you some fish yuri and runs away without elaborating #don't worry; Celesteea gave her a thank you kissy 0.002 seconds after that

[islenskihesturinn]

This is a man who dearly, dearly misses his (or a) horse.

He may not feel much anymore, but he still uses a saddlebag in the Wastelands of the Fallout world, when he could get himself any old backpack.

Yet he has a saddlebag.

#weird place to put this I guess but I have Emotions over that Cooper as a Ghoul still misses his horse #horse girlie confirmed #fallout tv series #cooper howard #also have you guys seen his horse in the first episode? DELIGHTFUL ANIMAL honestly #they’re racing away to safety and the horse is like ‘yay! run! I’m doing my work and I’m so happy!’ tail up in excitement #the world is exploding and I’m sat there clapping my hands in delight over the happy horse #love seeing animals being happy on set

[ashchoo]

Katrinka Mantis!! Odalia’s aunt X]

#Katrinka is a wine aunt (in the more literal sense of alcoholism instead of not having children) and always has a glass in her hand #when she doesn’t it’s probably cuz she’s being forced not to drinkhjhk #she lowkey kinda forgets about her two kids but give her some time she’ll remember them after five minutes X] #Katrinka loves to visit Odalia and her sisters….smothering them with gifts and affection (thinks of grandma kisses…shudders) #also she loves to gossip—like LOVES TO…..you actually can’t get her to stop unless you drag her away from the convo 💀💀 #aaaaanywaaaayssss runs away for another month or whatever #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fandom #welcome home au #welcome home art #welcome home fanart #slay #gyad damn #Katrinka #Katrinka Mantis

[justafriend-ql]

Dew Jirawat as NAI and Nani Hirunkit as TIBET HOME SCHOOL Episodes 9 & 10

#home school #home school the series #home school series #naitibet #nai x tibet #dew jirawat #nani hirunkit #melgifs #big fan of the naitibet agenda #'what if i want to run with you' #are you JOKING #nai is doing the heavy lifting but do you SEE the way tibet looks at nai when he puts his hand on his back and steps away to leave

[cryptiduni]

@parc4rk I DEDICATE THIS DOODLE TO KIM KITSURABBIT!! MY BESSTT FRIEND!¡! :biggrin:

#holy shit he is so cute #WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM SO ADORABLE GAHHHHHHH #GAY FUCKING BUNNY AND I WILL AND SHALL DIE FOR HIM EJDKSJAGSVNFM #KITSURABBIT!!!!! #(design belongs to carparky here if can tell from all this yelling #running away with him in my hand like a hobgoblin #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium fanart

[wilted-woman]

fey family brainrot strikes again

#mia being 13 and maya being 3 when misty left and maya being at most 13 when mia left #then maya being 18 when pearl is 8 and morgan is detained (leaving) is something that can be so personal #do you see it. do you see the cycle. maya sees herself as pearl and her as mia and cries and cries #because as terrifying as being master of the kura’in channeling technique is #running away like everyone before her and leaving pearl to pick up the pieces is worse. do you see it #do you #take my hand #aa #my art

[saints-who-never-existed]

One thing I find really hilarious to think about sometimes is just how much older/younger a lot of the real-life Expedition crew members were compared to their fictional counterparts.

Like, 25 year-old Goodsir, anyone? Or 27 year-old Collins for that matter?

26 year-old Bridgens and 37 year-old Peglar? Ludicrous!

On the one hand, it blows my mind a little bit that I'm currently the same age as the likes of Fitzjames and Le Vesconte.

But on the other hand, I look at all of my male contemporaries - God's Perfect Idiots to a man - and think "Aw shit, yeah, it all makes sense now! Men are just fuckin' like that, huh?"

#Reblog and tag an Expedition member who shares your current age #If nothing else I'm interested to see who here is a literal babby and who's not #Sillyposting #Rum Posting #For real though I do find it so interesting to think about how differently age and maturity would've been perceived #Like 'You're twelve years-old and therefore a grown man now - time for you to run away to sea and support a family on your earnings!' #On the one hand a 31 year-old like Fitzjames - for example - would've had significantly more life experience than many 31 year-olds today #Would've had completely different expectations of adulthood and maturity placed upon them from a much much earlier age #But on the other hand people have always been people #Foolish young men have always been foolish young men #So the differences are probably also not nearly as vast as we might expect #The Terror

[extremelyputridfishbreath]

so like. im not gonna beat around the bush- ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS. ARE WE??

*SLAMS THIS ON THE TABLE*

I AM CONVINCED THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! THINK ABOUT IT:

The hover discs Aunt Arctic mentions automatically despawn after you use them to place the detectors/transmitters in both episodes they appear in. With the knowledge that Gary does not test his inventions often, to the point where Aunt Arctic feels the need to warn you...is that intentional feature(keep in mind you use them to access higher up areas like the ceiling of the Sea Caves)...or a bug because he did not test them? Keep in mind the discs disappear near-immediately once you're done placing objects, so you CAN end up free-falling to the ground afterwards from several feet above in the air.

Knowing this, what else is this man hiding? Sure, we know that the Auto-Warbler 3000 works...but is that because this is an invention he personally tested, or in spite of being untested? Did the Jet Tube's avoidance systems have glitches because of an unforeseen bug Gary happened to run into...or is this something he made, gave to Rookie and didn't test for whatever reason?

Keeping this tidbit in mind, is Gary knocking down Herbert's defenses because he is SO smart, or did he just get lucky? Is he better at programming than making inventions? Or does he actually test his coding skills more than his inventions? If so, why?

IF this 'brilliant penguin' was intended to be Gary (which I'm fairly certain it is but hey, CPI closed down before it's time so who knows for sure?)

Is the reason the Party Sub ended up sitting in the Sea Caves related to his tendency to not regularly test his inventions? Or was it simply because it broke while he was testing it?

Because he does not test things as rigorously as his Club Penguin counterpart (who, as we know makes up to 3000 versions of his inventions before they are considered done, and asides from some examples like Mascbot's being used at their 'near-perfect' 2999th iteration or prototypes like the Electromagnet 1000 are rarely used until then)... does Club Penguin Island Gary name his inventions with the '3000' at the end because they have been tested, or for aesthetic reasons?

#club penguin island #club penguin #gary the gadget guy #as an aside: im thinking of cpi more since i picked it back up and played through most of the adventures again #considering changing gin to an /amur/ leopard for cpi because it feels like a change that would've been made tbh #although sonata would still be an arctic fox...just drawn with a summer coat instead. i dont think id change penelope into a different #owl though...maybe? idk depends if i see any compelling swaps for her cpi counterpart #real talk i cannot believe people were dragging gary prime (as in original game gary) for the test sled when it's informed consent that #you're using a prototype when this motherfucker (affectionate) IS LETTING YOU RUN AROUND WITH INVENTIONS OF DUBIOUS QUALITY #i say this as someone with adhd when i say this man has adhd <3 working on so many projects and so many dont get finished #although tbf to ME <3 at least ive been chipping away at my lore documents lately. i mean i still struggle but yk #and yk be slacking off writing down stuff so i dont forgor isnt like. me handing out inventions that probably arent safe like candy <3 #i could be writing down important stuff right now :') oh well * points and laugh at cpi!gary * THIS MAN IS A POSER

[beetroot-merchant]

W E ' V E B E E N T R Y I N G T O C O N T A C T Y O U A B O U T Y O U R C A R ' S E X T E N D E D W A R R A N T Y

#i think noticed (mandopony) qualifies as negativecore #idk ! goofy goober silly guy eeheheh #get out of the beige box boy #if you got to this part of the tags congratulations please enjoy the following . ahem #ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE ON THE STAGE #BUT IM LIVING MY DREAMS FROM INSIDE OF A CAGE #DON'T LOOK AWAY DON'T TURN YOUR BACK DON'T YOU DARE DISENGAGE #JOINTS ARE RUSTY TANK IS EMPTY NOW I'M RUNNING ON RAGE #🐞 || fandom: tpoh #🐞 || beetle draws #ALL I WANTED WAS TO PLAY IN THE BAND #EVEN IF IT WAS CHALLENGING WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND #YOU NEVER LISTENED NEVER BOTHERED NEVER LOOKED MY WAY #IT'S ONLY FAIR FOR ME TO VISIT YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY! #umm . sigh.. #the property of hate #tpoh negative #tpoh rgb #ummm yeah!