#haikyuu shitposts

[scarlet-streak-rambles]

Anime/Manga Writers: Why don’t the fans like the canon straight couple instead of the non-canon gay ships?

MC looking at their canon love interest: So pretty and fights good.

MC looking at their rival/best friend/partner: They’re like the sun, brilliantly blinding and all-consumingly powerful. There’s a deadly beauty and grace to every action they take. They’re the other half of me that I never thought could exist, the one person who pushes me to be my best self, and life without them would not be worth living. There’s nothing in this world that they could not accomplish and I am but a fool chasing after them in hopes of reaching their level. Even then, having them in front of me/by my side has pushed me to heights I never thought imaginable.

#merc rambles #merc shitposts #looking at you #boku no hero acedamia #yuukoku no moriarty #bungo stray dogs #vanitas no carte #kuroko no basuke #haikyuu!! #anime #shitpost #I genuinely think that (for me) it comes from a place of how much emotion and chemistry they put between the characters #even if they aren’t dating and it’s just platonic I want what they have fr #reblog with any ships or series that fit the bill #bakudeku #sherliam #vanoe #aokaga #kagehina #soukoku #shin soukoku #miritama #sk8 the infinity #matcha blossom #regna #matchablossom #kagaomine #akuatsu

[ur-mousey]

Kagehina share one brain cell 🏐❤️

Just finished season one!

Episode 25 with them running around after losing to Aoba Johsai, is one brain cell energy.

#shitpost #haikyuu #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #kagehina

[some-internet-stranger]

Everyone is doing this Steven meme and so am I

#shitpost #zelda #haikyuu #midna #hinata shoyo #Twilight Princess #my art

[midnightemy35]

Me whenever i see a fictional gay/lesbian ship: what if they adopted me

#Haikyuu #sunaosa #sakuatsu #sunaosakomo #bokuaka #osaaka #kuroken #sanegiyuu #sabigiyuu #demon slayer #shinomitsu #haikyuu time skip #Shitpost #Daisuga #Ushiten #Iwaoi #Arankita #Eleceed #kayden x kartein #Genshin impact #genshin #kavetham #dottolone #zhongchi #zhongli x childe #al haitham x kaveh #tighnari x cyno #cynari #cynonari #wriolette

[kaseikiwi]

silly little doodle i did based on these tweets

#haikyuu #haikyuu fanart #tsukkishima kei #haikyuu tsukishima #shitpost #haikyuu memes #i miss haikyuu

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Oikawa + text posts pt. 2

#mine #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!! #hq #oikawa tooru #tooru oikawa #text posts #haikyuu text post #hq text posts #oikawa tooru text post #incorrect quotes #meme #shitposting #haikyuu shitposting #hq shitposting #hq memes #haikyuu memes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq incorrect quotes #oikawa tooru incorrect quotes #oikawa tooru shitposting #oikawa tooru memes

[remremmm]

Lev: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Kuroo: Actually Lev, it’s salt.

Lev: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Kuroo: Uh Lev, that would be salt.

Kuroo: *takes the salt packer from Lev* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

#hiii im backkk #miss me? #incorrect hq quotes #incorrect quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu #hq #shitpost #kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu kuroo #lev haiba #lev haikyuu #haikyuu lev

[rebirthbunbun]

When I keep going down the rabbit hole of fanfic and find a author that is CHEFS KISS and then in a story of theirs say “sorry if it’s not good, English isn’t my first language “ THAT SHIT IS GOIING TO BE THE BEST GOD DAMN THING YOU WILL EVER READ !!

#obey me x reader #csm x reader #haikyuu x reader #jjk x reader #overwatch x reader #fanfic #jjk #obey me shitpost

[s-3lliot]

I Mean To Be Fair.

Just saw someone describe “All For The Game” as Haikyuu, but with druggies, depression, and girls, and I can’t stop thinking about it??? 💀

Side note: On the subject of this—- FAV HAIKYUU CHARACTER GO ‼️‼️ (mine is TENDOU 😭 you can kind of infer this. Unfortunately I also kin him AND Oikawa)

#all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #aftg shitpost #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #nora sakavic #aaron minyard #kevin day #all for the game series #all for the game trilogy #andreil #aftg art #all for the game fanfic #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #coach wymack #haikyuu #hq fanart #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu headcanons #oikawa tooru #tendou satori

[cookiescraems]

this was how their first meeting went

#copy pasting my tkkg shitposts from the bird app before i move on with the hcs and fics #tsukikage #tsukishima x kageyama #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #haikyuu #jenn talks

[phant0m-ch3rry]

idk take this some 3rd yr shenanigans

#my art #shitpost #based off that one post i cant remember #anyways #karasuno first years #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #yachi hitoka #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #haikyuu

[chimielie]

having this idea of an hq character (you can choose who it suits the most) where the reader and them are like lowkey flirting and do couple things ig but they both don’t realize that they like each other? like they are just going with the flow, and doing those things for shits and giggles but then when someone else in their friend groups point it out they are like hmm.. and then they give it some thought and then they have an oh shit moment like “yea I do like them” idk if that made any sense (feel free to ignore this too 💀)

note! i have a full fic that’s similar to this concept with akaashi, which you can find here! tysm and hope u enjoy <3

“Why do you call Kenma babygirl?” Shōyō wants to know.

“How about we stop talking for a little while,” Kenma says placidly, eyes glued to his Switch, nudging your hand with his head. He’s lying in your lap, molten-gold locks spread out so you just had to comb your fingers through them.

You don’t answer, head leaned on the window of the train. You get motionsick easier than he does, so you’d taken an anti-nausea pill and fallen asleep within ten minutes, hand still in his hair. He can feel your breathing, the side of his head pressed up against your stomach.

Shōyō, on the other hand, presses on from his seat across the aisle. “Don’t you ever think about settling down?”

“Do you? And be quiet, they’re sleeping,” Kenma says protectively. This is why you’re his favorite friend. When he slides his gaze to his orange-haired friend, he’s kicking at the floor, looking pouty.

“He means you look like a couple.” Kuroo is sitting in the corner where he shouldn’t be able to pass snarky judgment and yet he still does. Incredible.

“Don’t say what I mean!” Shōyō says to Kuroo. “But yeah, that’s what I meant.”

“We look like two friends riding the train together. Two friends who are going to get off a stop early and find their own hotel so they don’t have to deal with their other... acquaintances.”

“A love hotel,” says Kuroo, dragging out “love” into four excruciating syllables and earning himself the lowest rank among Kenma’s three (3) friends yet.

“I’m going to put a hit on you on the dark web,” Kenma says. Kuroo (who doesn’t understand the internet) is deeply, deeply afraid of the dark web.

“I get it,” Shōyō says thoughtfully. “You’re just like two friends—”

“Yes,” Kenma says. For once, he feels understood, listened to, heard.

“Who do all the things couples do but they don’t call it that. Platuney.”

“No,” Kenma drops his Switch to his stomach.

“I think the word is platonically,” says Kuroo, pronouncing it wrong with total confidence.

“You are all idiots,” the beleaguered gamer pronounces. “Name one thing Y/N and I do that I don’t do with one of you.”

“Sleepovers—”

“Takeout and a movie—”

“Animal Crossing dates—”

“Grocery store dates—”

“Who even does that, except married couples—”

“You make tea for—”

“Kissing—”

“You dared me to!” Kenma snaps, way louder than he meant to. He takes in a surprised, short breath, and then glances guiltily up at you, trying to determine whether he woke you up. Thankfully, your breaths remain deep and even, your face peaceful. He’s glad. “We’d never kiss if we weren’t in a situation like that.”

“But you want to,” Kuroo guesses. Kenma presses his lips together, a tight line.

You shift in your sleep, and he’s shockingly, acutely aware of every place you touch. The softness of you and the places that cover bone. He wonders if it was the same for you, when the bottle pointed between you both and you’d flushed but stuck your chin up bravely, and that subtle motion made him brave too.

It was so fast and he was so nervous. He can’t really remember the kiss, but he has your face memorized. He can imagine it.

Shit. He wants to kiss you again.

“Doesn’t matter,” Kenma says, picking his console back up. “Not if Y/N doesn’t want to.”

“What if they do?” Shōyō asks. Kenma rolls his eyes. This is a very annoying train of thought, since it’s derailing straight toward absolutely nothing but endless pining for him. He didn’t want this; he wanted things to be simple.

“They don’t,” he says flatly. He’s so distracted he doesn’t notice your hand sliding out of his hair or the way you stretch, rolling out your neck.

“Don’t tell lies about me,” you say, loud and clear. “I definitely do.”

Only years of lightning-fast gamer reflex training (and maybe volleyball, too, damn it) save Kenma from dropping his Switch right off the seat.

“What?”

#sorry this is such a shitpost lol #shorts! #kenma x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kozume kenma x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #hq!! x reader #kenma x reader fluff #kenma fluff #im in the car imso carsick i dont want to tag. just like send it to ur friends who like kenma and haikyuu please thanks #user: seijohlations #ask n answer

[pinkypastal]

Haikyuu!!'s status as a big shounen will never not be funny to me like-

Everyone one at shounen protagonist therapy talking about the shit they've been through

Meanwhile Hinata's just like:

#love that for him #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hinata shouyou #hinata shoyo #hinata shoyuo #why are there so many spellings #shouyo hinata #shoyo hinata #shitpost

[mrs-k0zume]

me and Kenma are literally insomniac buddies. I’m about to stay up all night on a school night. (Like I do every school night.) but I always end up regretting it because of how tired I am the whole day. But I’d still do it again, why? Because I don’t learn from my mistakes and I don’t care. 🍮💕

#kenmas annoying ass wife talks #shitpost #kenma kuzome #hq kenma #haikyuu #haikyuu kenma #haikyu!! #nekoma #kozuken #kodzuken #🍮💕

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Haikyuu + textpost pt. 2

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!! #hq #haikyuu text post #hq text posts #text posts #oikawa tooru #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #kenma kozume #sawamura daichi #kuroo tetsurou #mine #hq shitposting #shitposting #haikyuu shitposting #memes #hq memes #haikyuu memes

[queryghost]

stzw shenanigans

#haikyuu #shitpost #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu memes #tendou satori #shirabu kenjirou #goshiki tsutomu #shiratorizawa #my art #sketches #doodles #artists on tumblr