danny works for Batman/Bruce and instead of calling him on his cell like a normal person he summons Danny like the devil and they’ve been doing this for a while and Bruce does it in front of the bat kids in the bat cave and their looking at him like he’s crazy but then
Danny pops up from the floor
D: UGH. Yes Brucie. What do you want now? More batrangs? My labor? A car? My SOUL?
Danny does this as he walks over and shakes bat man’s shoulders aggressively actually shaking him back and forth as the kids try and fail not to laugh
Danny is also like 14-17 ish but can’t be adopted because he has the god of time as a guardian
So, is Danny 14-17 or does he just look 14-17?
Or is there some weird time fuckery going on because they're from different dimensions? Or, are they from the same dimension?
I don't know, don't really care, so lets just go with option two for now.
The first time Batman has ever summoned Phantom was legitimately an accident. He was fighting with a wizard who set themselves up in Gotham for nefarious deeds to be done and being him he popped up and tried to stop them.
And he didn't have as much knowledge of fighting wizards back then as he does now, so he was mostly just winging it.
Which somehow accidently ended up in him dragging a ghost from beyond the veil, a ghost that helped him beat up said nefarious wizard because contractual obligations or whatever, or maybe just because he didn't vibe with him.
Who knows, really.
Batman has kept track of the ritual used to summon him, however, because having a ritual like that is both useful and worrying if it ends up in the wrong hands.
A various series of misadventures, crime fighting, and somehow getting himself wrapped up in and the taking down of a wizard syndicate with Phantom.
He has Phantom on speed dial, as in a summoning circle literally drawn onto his cape that he could use on the fly if the situation ever called for it, or he didn't have a way of drawing one.
So, you could say they've known each other for quite a while and have quite a relationship with one another as well. Most of it waws strictly business starting out, then moved onto tentative friendship (mostly on Bruce's part) and then quite the companions.
You try toppling more than one magical organization in your city with a powerful ghost and not become friends by then.
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Having to do this sucks.
My mom has stage 4 ovarian cancer, and my family needs help.
I don't know what else to say, but please check out the g0fundme
Me and my family are getting desperate.
Even just five dollars helps, I promise. If you can't donate, please reblog
sharing this also serves as a face reveal and several personal information tidbits, but that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
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NO!!! I WONT FUCKING GIVE UP!!!! STOP TELLING ME ITS A 'sunk cost fallacy' WHY DONT YOU SUCK COCK (PHALLUS-Y)!!!!!!!
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i’ve been reading lots of cliché “hardcore” smut tropes already that i’m beginning to consider it vanilla.
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I was scrolling on Twitter and saw a post that asked if we ever think about post-rumbling where Reiner asked Armin and Mikasa if Bertholdt had any last words...
... and the answer being, "Yeah, he called out for you and Annie."
Jeeze louis, why you gotta demolish my feelings on a perfectly decent Saturday while I work?
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Having the person who replaced my Hanukkah tablecloth on my own dining table with a green table cloth (and didnt tell me what happened to my tablecloth and placemats, and also put my cheap menorah as the centerpiece instead of my nice one) give me gifts on Christmas as being signed "from Santa" is......
................sure something.
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i never want to go to a hospital again. why did i do that? what have i done?
tw descriptions of violence
the one time i thought someone was going to be nice to me, they tried to trap me in a hospital and killed the nurses. i had to beat him with my crutch until he passed out and until i couldn't handle what i was doing anymore. i've never hurt someone that badly before, or at least directly. sure, i flooded a stadium with rats, but it was all petty! i made sure no one got seriously hurt. but this?
i had to watch the man who i thought had saved me get beaten and bruised by my very hands. i watched as he threatened me, told me "God I want to rip your face off. I want to tear flesh from bone and-" as he begun to click.
click. click. click.
it was terrifying. to hear otherworldly sounds come from someone i thought was cool, someone who made me feel appreciated, was absolutely terrifying.
i thought this was going to be a fun adventure. i thought i could've finally, finally made something of myself, finally have done something helpful instead of something that hurts, but it just ended in me hurting more.
and i didn't even mention what else i was told.
"when one knows, they all know. i want you dead. that means they wont stop at anything now. run. please."
someone's after me. i don't know what, but someone, something is after me. i don't know what to do. what can i do? what can i do when i'm being chased? when i might be dead tomorrow?
"to be or not to be, that is the question." a question on mortality, to live or to die. i want to live, i want to be. not just be alive, but to be more than what i am. but at this point?
i might not be anything by tomorrow.
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