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somanyfuckedupiftruebooks · 1 year

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Mag 62

Mary Mary quite cuntrary.

Confirmation that Gertrude stopped recording statments to tape, other than the occasional live statement. Must have been one of many ways she kept herself as free from Beholding's grip as possible.

Mary's relationship with the Institute is interesting. It seems like it's been on the periphery of her entire life, but never something she was directly involved in. Maybe that's supposed to parallel her relationship with the Eye? It's something she interacts with regularly, but doesn't directly serve.

Also very amused by her claim that 'big things are coming'. She's about to skin herself alive so she can become a ghost that haunts a book. Revolutionary.

Confirmation that Leitner had nothing to do with the creation of the books! They pre-date him and people who know what they are doing were aware of them; he just collected them all. Feels like this should be news to Jon, but he doesn't comment on it.

Get rekt Leitner. Crusty old man.

Gertrude (lying about the man she is keeping hidden in her basement of many tunnels): ~I~ ~can't~ ~say~ ~we~ ~ever~ ~crossed~ ~paths~

Cool that she can also outright lie in statments. So far I think we only know for sure that Elias and the NotThem have been able to do this.

Love Mary and Gertrude subtly dragging each other.

Mary: All you do is sit here and take statements.

Gertrude: Only when idiots like you show up.

Desspite her open disdain for the Institute, Mary views them as being on the same side. I guess I interpret this as Mary considering herself allied to the Eye? But of course Elias would look down on that. He probably discounts everyone who even interacts with the Eye without being entirely under his thumb.

Here Mary says her father got himself killed, later she says he killed himself. I wonder what happened to him; I'm betting the full story is complicated.

I've always assumed the Institute paid their workers a decent wage. Mostly because Martin is able to afford to support his mother and also rent an apartment without a roommate. In fact, everyone in the Archives seems to be living alone, which I figure would be expensive in London?

Interesting that Mary was brought up with an education about the Entites and managed to spend her entire life without committing to any of them as a clear patron. She obviously favours the Eye, but she never truly dedicated herself to serving it (she has more in common with Gertrude than she thinks). Seems like she chose this path in spite of her mother's teachings, but Gerry probably followed in her footsteps.

Haha, get fucked. The spooky stuff in Aretefact Storage must be true crap if Mary thinks it's mediocre compared to her terrible skin and bone books. Also, when did she get into Artefact Storage? Shouldn't that be a restricted area? Did Eric let her in?

Cannot stress enough that the super cool and special dark arefact she eventually found was a disgusting skin book full of ghosts. Mary is insane, and she has terrible taste.

#mag 62 #a mag a day #reeah reacts to tma #gertrude robinson #mary keay #library of jurgen lietner

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kaonicks · 9 months

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YOU LAUGHED AT MY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION THAT MEANS WE'RE FRIENDS NOW HAHA NO BACKSIES GET REKT

MAYBE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS ALREADY IDIOT <3

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swoodthis · 9 months

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Shit Max Says, TotK edition pt 6

“CONSULT THE SEAL!”

“‘Scuse me, pardon me, giant orb, coming through…”

“What’s behind door number two? …Nightmares!”

“You can leave. Just walk out— warp out. Traveling, leaving caves, falling to your death, too fancy Cece store, boss fights if you’re quick…”

“Haha. I’M IN DANGER.” (Seeing the words “Gleeok Den” appear on my screen)

“There’s a lot of Poes. Are these the ghosts of the other idiots that walked in here?”

“Yeah I’m gonna GO. How do I keep getting into situations like this? One minute I’m getting distracted by a tablet trying to get a better view, the next I’m getting tyrannosaurus rekt by a GIANT FUCKING DRAGON.”

#le shitpost #legend of zelda #loz #shit max says #totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom spoilers #tears of the kingdom

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brutal-nemesis · 3 years

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Comforted after a nightmare

He screamed and writhed as the shock collar went off again, barely able to stay on his feet, but if the didn’t those chains were going to pull his arms out of their sockets-

He woke up in a cold sweat, breathing heavy. His partner stirred next to him, their arms encircling him and pulling back down into the warmth of the bed.

“Another nightmare?” they mumbled.

“Y-yeah. It was so...vivid.” He clung to them tightly, burying his face in their chest. He focused on the sound of their heartbeat as they gently rubbed his back, grateful that his still-healing injuries weren’t bothering him, at least. They had hurt so, so much in the nightmare-

Wait no no no no no no no no no you can’t feel pain in dreams you can’t feel pain in-

He woke up in a cold sweat, breathing heavy.

“There you are! You fell asleep on me, silly. You know you can’t do that without permission. Looks like you’ll need another reminder, huh?”

#ask game #i wrote something #anon #nemi's brutality challenge #electrical shock #haha get rekt idiot

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everybodyscupoftea · 2 years

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r u c21h22n2o2 bc u r bitter and have a molecular weight of 334.412 hahaha boom roasted haha get rekt idiot

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anxiety-trademark · 3 years

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The week in review:

Raw 10/12 NXT 10/14 NXT UK 10/15 Smackdown 10/16

Raw:

Love that Dana and Mandy now have a theme, but drop the “Mandy” intro.

So they’re saying Miz is the reason these 2 were traded over before the draft?

Unfair nitpick: Mandy deserves to wear all the Gucci she wants, but I’m a little irritated because that’s Charlotte’s thing. I’m an idiot, I know.

I appreciate that wwe is taking this new team serious enough to give them a platform to work out any pre-teaming kinks.

Mandy doing real decent mic work. Especially compared to Lana and Dana. Good for her.

Dana needs to work on her speed.

I like the way Mandy went into that armdrag by hitting the ropes first. Point.

*Dana pins Lana*; *Mandy climbs halfway through the ropes like she might interrupt* ???

Mandy can be a decent face, why not. She’s a little bland rn but it’s a work in progress.

Like the knee strike by Mandy into the senton by Dana, especially off Mandy’s shoulders. Fine finisher.

Lol Nattie mad Lana lost them the match again. Ma’am tbf you get taken out by a punch and then crumple up into a ball far too often.

“Are you really that stupid” in kf I kinda get splitting them up, but in a meta sense, Nattie was the perfect partner for Lana.

Zelina: “Alexa Quinn seems to have a little bit of an identity crisis going on [...] she’s a joke to me,” Why do you care about Alexa Bliss? Cuz she’s cute and psychotic and makes me fear for my life, as she should for you too.

“Twisted union” omg they did dual Sister Abigails. See Zelina you should’ve just sat there and ate your food.

Zelina ran her mouth about Alexa, so Fiend accompanied Alexa in an ambush and they took out Zelina and her client together. This is precious, I love this story. Love that Fiend will do Alexa’s bidding just the same. Points.

Fitting to make Nia and Shayna the 2 hated ones in the battle royal. Still love their dynamic.

Sexy Muscles Friends rekt by Nia. Shame.

Nia is so fucking funny. Sees all of the women looking at her with fire in their eyes, and she’s like, “just breathe” before they stampede on over.

Lmfao Nia eliminated in part by Shayna. I can’t stop laughing.

WELP RIP LANA. I know who’s winning this one now.

Not an ounce of me cares about Drew and Randy brawling.

Wise of Lacey to use Nikki’s tornado ddt attempt to set her over the rope. She gets a point.

Good for Bianca getting the elimination over Shayna. Deep history there.

Love seeing Riott Squad evade each other in the ring. This spot was totally planned, but it’s still great.

Lana won by eliminating Nattie lmfao. I hate that she won cuz wow that’s an awful challenger for Asuka, but that’s hilarious karma.

Again I don’t fucking care about Drew or Randy, bye.

Highlight: Alexa & Fiend wrecking Zelina & Andrade

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NXT:

I mean Ember should definitely be in nxt, that’s where she’ll shine. She was spinning her wheels as a mere spot monkey on the MR. If she learns how to do promos, maybe she can try up on the MR again in the future.

*The Garganos plan to overcome all odds* No.

Rhea may not own the place but she owns the division. Io may be champion but Rhea is the obvious standout. Sorry bout it.

I liked that. Challenge is made in the pc by Raquel, Rhea overhears it, and they decide to fight then and there before being held back by officials. I approve of this segment. Points.

The disrespect shown to Shotzi’s helmet. Whew what a bitch lol.

Love the block to Candice’s neckbreaker, hate how long it took Shotzi to kick Candice. Full second wasted.

Ugly suicide dive. Didn’t feel impactful whatsoever.

lol kicked out at one. Candice said fuck your suicide dive. Fair.

Candice and her sorry ass attempt at her discount Natural Selection EVERY SINGLE MATCH SHE FIGHTS IN infuriates me. Negative 3 points.

Candice’s entire demeanor isn’t buyable. Her and her slow, methodical bs style. She’d be eaten alive on the MR.

Good counter by Candice. There are high risk moves that Shotzi needs to not do on random tv matches.

Haha Shotzi kicked out of the backstabber and springboard moonsault. Good.

That moonsault is absolutely not textbook. Io’s is textbook. Lacey’s is textbook. Charlotte’s is textbook. All of them can do the backflip part perfectly aligned and straight. Candice’s is ugly as sin in comparison, only difference is hers is a springboard.

*sigh* okay so if you want to built a repertoire between Indi and Candice, having Indi give her brass knuckles to help her win the match is great. But ffs Candice, after you pop Shotzi on the apron, fucking THROW THEM DOWN ON THE GROUND and then go for the cover. How awkward, watching her hold her arm behind her back for 2 friggin minutes before giving them back to Indi. Mk.

So Toni’s entire repackage is literally JUST new music and calling herself a heel?

GREAT neckbreaker by Aliyah.

Sure whatever. Anyway.

Highlight: Raquel & Rhea pc segment

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NXT UK:

I don’t know what’s worse; watching a long match of nothing but wrist locks and rest holds, or watching the competitors become exhausted from doing nothing but wrist locks and rest holds.

This is wrestling with no ropes, no turnbuckles, and no running allowed.

I remember once in 2019, people said Piper Niven is what wwe wants Nia Jax to be, but 10x better. You know what Nia Jax does well? Comedy. She understands how to be an entertainer. She understands how to perform in the ring without busting out that sweet workrate. Nia Jax found her niche, and that’s why she has a title rn. Piper Niven has not. In the spirit of fairness as well, the pandemic has not treated a lot of these women kindly, and it’s apparent to me that Piper has supremely suffered from it.

This makes me want to go watch Sasha vs Nia 2019. That’s how you make an intriguing match utilizing the difference in size between competitors.

Lol so Piper is in the corner, Isla hops up onto the turnbuckle in the opposite side of the ring, Piper slowly walks over and stops a mere 2 feet from where Isla is crouching up top, and then just stands there until Isla hits a meteora. Lmao. This should’ve been 3 mins with zero wrist locks. Anyway.

Highlight: the ending sequence by Piper was fine

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Smackdown:

Great video hyping up Bianca. It’s cool to see how highly wwe rates her. Hopefully they take their time with her, because there’s still some things she needs to work on in the ring, but she has the full package imo. Just needs more time to cook.

It’s interesting how it worked out that Sasha became the queen of Hell in a Cell.

Bayley’s such an asshole, I love her so much.

“...which I did ALL BY MYSELF by the way,” lmfao PLEASE. That shit would have been gone at Wrestlemania had it not been for Sasha.

To be fucking fair, it’s buyable for Bayley to be overly paranoid and believe Sasha turning on her was inevitable, considering Sasha HAS been eyeing that title since 2019. She still stayed loyal though, Bayley. Could’ve let some nobody win it off you and then take it from them herself... but she didn’t.

The execution isn’t the best, but the points that Sasha is bringing to the table are valid. Problem is they went over 2016, 2017... and skipped to the tag titles in 2019. Y’all had ISSUES in 2018 lmao but it’s fine, we’ll pretend it never happened. Probably for the best. 6 month build that amounted to nothing other than a brilliant one liner of, “YOU AIN’T SHIT SASHA”

Lmao Bayley refusing to sign it. Bahahaha. Sasha should be calling her a chicken shit lesbireal. Coward isn’t strong enough.

Highlight: Bayley being a delusional asshole

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*Raw shined the brightest this week thanks to Alexa and the battle royal.

#wwe #issa review #feel free to ignore these #cuz who tf cares lesbihonest #today's props goes to:#alexa bliss

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williamsockner · 4 years

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SPN S6E12 “Like a Virgin” Watchnotes

TONIGHT, THE BOYS HUNT DRAGONS (who look like people with weird-colored contacts because the SFX budget is a joke).

Every time someone tells Dean how much he sucks I gain another year onto my lifespan.

Sam hugging Bobby! My heart! My whole heart!

Sam: Is there anything else I should know about the year and a half of memories I don’t have? Dean: Well, we had half a season, so, you know, truth goddesses, biblical plagues, I microwaved a faerie and then became the god of Death, also we talked to a dog for another episode. The usual.

Actually, no, instead, Dean decides he’s going to lie to Sam about that missing year and a half and assume that that will in no way blow up in his face, because our boy has never had an opportunity to take a bad idea that he didn’t seize with his teeth.

Wow, Dean and Bobby are incredibly bad at trying to lie to Sam. This is honestly just embarrassing. I think Bobby’s getting contact-stupid just from being around Dean too much.

Sam: What happened between you and the chick you barely knew whose doorstep you kept drunkenly crashing on so you could pretend to be her kid’s dad? Dean: Didn’t work out. Sam: :O whaaaaa

Sam, how are you surprised that Dean’s stealing victims’ diaries? He’s done that in like, ten different episodes in front of you, because he’s a ghoulish scumbag.

How to make a dragon on no budget: wind machine and growling noises on the soundtrack.

Dean needs to stop using the word “hymenated”, especially since it’s established that he doesn’t know that men don’t have hymens.

Dean’s been abducted by leprechauns, Sam, he no longer has any disbelief to suspend.

Look at me being unsurprised that Bobby’s nuked his romantic relationships.

IS DEAN WINCHESTER GOING TO WEILD EXCALIBUR, IS THAT WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN

“took two decades and some terrible sex with an eastern European ambassador” haha get it because she’s a woman academic, she can only get things with her titties because SPN is dumb and sexist

Sorry you suck, Dean. Sorry the fancy medieval sword just told you to get rekt.

Sam’s sideburns are killing me in the bad way.

How the fuck did Dean not foresee Sam contacting Castiel? Has he been double-dosing his idiot juice in the morning? Did he really believe that none of the many, many people who have seen Sam in the last year and a half might mention that they saw him lately at some point?

Oh yeah Dean just blow up Excalibur*, that’ll work.

DEAN WINCHESTER BROKE EXCALIBUR.

How to make a dragon on no budget: British accent and glowy hands.

Damn, Sam not getting angry and instead turning the fact that people lied to him about the last year and a half of his life into a way to feel massive guilt about things he isn’t actually responsible for and can’t do anything about is such incredibly Winchester behavior.

Pushing the virgin into the volcano like, oh I hope THAT wasn’t what they spent the SFX budget on because if so, yikes.

Oh I guess the boys saved NONE of the victims this week, and also our new villain is another generic cryptic sexy evil chick, great comeback from the S6 hiatus, guys.

*”Sword of Brunswick”, whatever, it’s sword-in-the-stone Excalibur.

#spookernaturalz #stupidnatural #i love this show #watchnotes

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askthetotallynotlosersclub · 4 years

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write streddie being soft uwu

Stan: *is doing a puzzle like a quirky kid*

Richie: *is trying to help at said puzzle but failing*

Eddie: Richie you just took my piece!!

Richie: Well it was in the wrong spot!!

Stan: *doesnt pay attention bc P U Z Z L E Y U M Y U M*

Eddie: what do you mean?! It fit into the other ones!!!

Richie: No it didn’t!!

Stan: *almost finishes puzzle yum yum*

Eddie: DEAR LORD- IM SORRY STANLEY BUT THIS IDIOT DOESNT KNOW HOW PUZZLES WORK....but it looks very nice to *smiley boye and kisses his forehead*

Richie: *>:(* Edward bullies me

Stan: *finished puzzle :D* Look it’s done!!!

Eddie: awe that looks very nice Stanley!! And Richie you know I love you to death *kiss*

Richie: I feel unloved- let’s watch a movie, boyfriends

Stan: Can we watch a scary one?

Eddie: I swear you two hate me sometimes- *sits on the couch*

Stan: Nooooo *also sits on the couch* *cuddle part 1*

Richie: Eddie is literally a bully *sits next to edward* *leeches to boyfriends part 1 and 2*

Eddie: you guys know I hate scary movies! Last time I peed myself!!

Stan: It wasn’t even a scary movie-

Richie: It was scooby doo

Eddie: *crosses his arms* and?

Stan: You could just not watch the movie with us?

Richie: *puts on the hip movie uhh poltergeist yeah lmao that’s scary*

Eddie: okay peace out! *runs to his room*

Time: kachow

Richie: EDWARD

Stan: Eddieeeeeee

Eddie: *is sleeping in the other room*

Stan: *finds the b0y* *:0* *sits next to eduardo* *Q U I E T*

Richie: *:0 part 2* *plays with edward’s hair oop* *Q U I E T*

Eddie: *wakes up but is v v v tired* oh hi guys *yawn*

Richie: aloha *continues to play with edwards hair*

Stan: *stan* hi

Eddie: *is like half asleep* you know I love you guys

Stan: *uwu* *leeches to the eduardo* yeah we know

Richie: we love you too, dork

Eddie: *hugs the Stan and falls back asleep*

Stan: *sleep oclock*

Richie: *sleep oclock part 2*

Time: kachow

Rain: kapow

Eddie: *wakes up and it's dark out* Stanny?

Stan: *sl33p*

Eddie: hhhhhhh *sits up but cannot bc thy Roach*

Thunder: KACHOW

Rain: YEEHAW

Eddie: *screams bc of thy thunder*

Richie: *literally falls* FUCK

Stan: *awakens* What-??

Eddie: sorry guys- I'm not the best with thunder storms-

Thunder & Lightning: A

Richie: *roach* *hugs edward*

Stan: *hugs edward part 2*

Eddie: you guys are gonna suffocate me *giggly boye*

Richie: good *teehee giggly boye part 2*

Stan: noooo!! *giggly boye part 3*

Eddie: wow thanks Richie *kiss uwu*

Richie: yeahhh i’m tired- *sleep lmao* *also leech tho*

Stan: *pat* it’s really late

Thunder: ahaha H

Eddie: I know...I'll try to sleep

Stan: good! *kiss úwù* i’m going to sleep *sleep oclock*

Thunder: PENIS SAUCE

Eddie: *falls asleep cuddling the Stan*

Morning: peenids

Stan: *sleep sleep sleep*

Richie: *sleep sleep sleep*

Eddie: *is in the kitchen making breakfast* richie! Stanley!! Breakfast!!

Richie: *aWAKENS* F00D *falls into the kitchen ouchies* ouch

Stan: *awakens* *walks like a NORMAL PERSON* i’m tired *stan*

Eddie: *runs over to Richie* are you okay?

Richie: probably *ouchie there’s a bruise on his arm lmao* *s t an d*

Stan: you’re such an idiot

Eddie: yeah but he's our idiot *hugs the Richie from the side*

Richie: *kisses the edward uwu* thank you both for calling me an idiot

Stan: *hugs the b0yfriends* no problem idiot

Eddie: I love you guys so much but GOD DAMMIT THE EGGS ARE BURNT

Richie: you look like a burnt egg

Stan: don’t bURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Eddie: sit down on the couch or something- I'll have to remake breakfast

Stan: Alright *sits on the couch*

Richie: okay my guy *sits on the stan*

Eddie: Richie- you're going to crush Stan

Richie: too BAD

Stan: iM FINE-!

Eddie: I'm still confused about how you two like each other

Richie: *DRAMATIC GASP* Excuse you Stan loves me!

Stan: I do that’s a fact right there

Eddie: I'm so offended

Stan: Dont burn the house down, Eddie

Richie: *l33ch*

Eddie: I won't burn the house down, breakfast is done! Come eat before it gets cold

Richie: *l e a p s off stan and goes to the kitchen 😔👊*

Stan: *stans into the kitchen*

Eddie: *gets his own breakfast and sits on the couch*

Richie: *gets f00d and sits on the coffee table*

Stan: *gets f00d and sits next to edward* Rich, what the hell are you doing

Eddie: richie what the actual hell- *picks him up and puts him on the couch*

Richie: nooooo *goes back on the coffee table*

Stan: right, okay- can we go to the zoo today?? i want to see the bIRDS

Eddie: sure Stan- we can go see the birds

Stan: cool!!

Richie: can we get food there teehee

Eddie: sure Richie! And Stan I cant wait to Christmas so like *gives him a pet bird*

Stan: IT’S SO CHONKY *B I R D*

Richie: thats a sexy bird- where the fuck did you get money, Eds?

Eddie: I've been saving it up!

Richie: nice job, my guy

Stan: *birdbirdbirdbird* *:D*

Eddie: *kisses the Stan*

Stan: *kisses the edward*

Richie: ewww get a room

Eddie: you guys have literally made out on front of me before

Stan: you WATCHED??

Richie: ewwww eddie watches porn

Eddie: what!? No! I was watching tv

Stan: how did you know then?? we were like- in the other room??

Richie: no we weren’t dumbass

Eddie: it seems like every time I kiss one of you and other one makes fun of me!

Richie: calm yourself my guy *kisses the edward owo*

Stan: what he said minus the my guy part *kisses the edward after roach*

Eddie: hhhhhhhhhh *hugs the roach from the side*

Richie: *leeches to the edward* your hair is soft

Stan: include me you dorks *also leeches*

Eddie: watch me fall asleep again-

Stan: you better not because then I’ll fall asleep

Richie: and I’d get time alone and who wants that ew

Eddie: *yawns*

Richie: *kisses the edward’s forehead* wow what a cutie

Stan: I know right?

Eddie: stop it *hides under a blanket*

Stan: noooo come back *s natches edward*

Richie: *:(*

Eddie: *is in the Stans lap now*

Richie: *kisses the stanley and the edward*

Stan: *hugs the b0ys*

Eddie: *kisses the Stan for like 2 minutes*

Stan: *O W O* *y e e h a w*

Richie: gET A ROOOOM

Eddie: STANLEY WHY

Stan: *red intensifies* i don’t know-

Richie: HAHA GAY

Eddie: *v v v v v red boye* i-

Richie: you two are cowards, if i was in stan’s position right now you’d have to go to the doctor from all the bruises

Stan: *GAY PANIC*

Eddie: R-ICHIE)!!-

Richie: I’m just telling the truth

Stan: *red x28338383*

Eddie: *yeehaw to the Stan* I'm sorry-

Stan: *AHHH* *R E D*

Richie: god get a room this is classified as porn

Eddie: oh shush Rich *kiss uwu*

Richie: *Y E E H A W BR O* rekt amirite

Stan: *dYing*

Eddie: Richieeeeeee *hides and hugs him*

Richie: *hugs the stanley and the edward* you two are nerds

Stan: *red flavor*

Eddie: *cuddles up to the Richie* cold

Richie: *plays with eduardo’s hair heehaw*

Stan: *sleeps bc this is too much red is bad*

Eddie: *falls asleep with the Stan*

Richie: *also sleep heehee*

Phone: kachow my guy

Stan: ughhh *awakens to answer the phone*

Eddie: Stanny what's wrong?

Stan: shhhh phone call *answer phone* oh hi *phone talk*

Eddie: okay...*goes back to sleep*

Stan: *phone talk for an hour wtf* ok bye *phone hang up* *lays back down with the b0yfriends*

Eddie: Stanleyyyyyyy *lays on top of him*

Stan: oh- hi- *holds the edward and the roach’s hands bc owo*

Richie: *probably fuckimg— hibernating*

Eddie: *gives him a kiss but he's like v tired*

Stan: I’m tired bbbye *sleep oclock*

Eddie: *falls asleep on the Stan*

Later o’clock: hola

Richie: *awakens to make a grilled chhhheese*

Stan: *sleep?*

Eddie: *still sleep on stan*

Richie: *sits next to the b0ys and eat a good and cool sandwich* *uwu energy*

Stan: *aWAKENS*

Eddipe: *nuzzles the stan in his sleepp*

Stan: *pat pat* what time is it?

Richie: how should i know? we slept all day though, it’s dark again

Eddie: *wakes up but is very sleepy* huh

Richie: *s andwich* look who finally woke up

Stan: *quiet clapping*

Eddie: oh shush *nuzzle uwu*

Richie: *cough cough* gAy *cough cough*

Stan: you’re literally our boyfriend shut up

Eddie: I'll attack you with affection young man *jump on the rouch*

Richie: OH SHIT *falls over ouch* *giggly boye teehee*

Stan: *witnesses*

Eddie: *is on top of the roach behind the couch*

Richie: wow this is pretty gay

Eddie: oh so you don't like me being on top of you?

Richie: no, i’d rather be on top of you *teehee kiss owo*

Eddie: *big blush man*

Richie: *yeehaw x22*

Eddie: Stan helppppppppppp

Bev: *walks in* OH JEEZ

Stan: Hi bev- theyre fucking don’t mind them

Richie: nO WE ARENT

Eddie: *runs and jumps on Bev* HI BEV

Bev: HI EDDIE! IM STEALING YALLS BOYFRIEND

Richie: shit dude don’t do that *stAnds*

Stan: nooooo

Bev: oh- I came over here to ask you guys if you wanted to come to the mall with me! I got my driver's license very early for some reason but yeah!

Stan: Oh sure!!

Richie: bro the fuckimg mALL?

Bev: yes the mall idiot!! Okay who wants to carry this thing *points to eddie*

Richie: I don’t know I think he should walk beside the car, honestly

Stan: hmmm maybe

Eddie: wow yall are so nice

Stan: oh shut up we love you

Richie: accurate

Eddie: *puts on his purse (bev got him it) and runs out the door* GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!

Bev: I TAUGHT HIM THAT

Richie: what the hell why

Stan: uHHHH

Bev: JUST HURRY UP LETS GO!! YALL BETTER NOT GET NOSEBLEEDS BECAUSE IM WARNING YOU, EDDIE LIKES FOREVER 21

Stan: oh god- *car*

Richie: fucking christ *car*

-at the mall-

Eddie: WHERE ARE WE GOING FIRST

Bev: i dont know- Hooters?

Richie: I’m gay

Stan: I’m also gay

Bev: Yeah okay but they have good wings-

Eddie: oh I have a friend that works here! We can get free wings

Richie: is it your mom? i want to see her working at hooters

Stan: no what the fuck rich

Eddie: Richie-!!

Richie: what i’m just telling the truth

Stan: oh my god

Eddie: *holds Stans hand*

Stan: *:D*

Richie: *insect*

Eddie: *kisses the Stans cheek*

Homophobic couple: we. That's just not right! You boys are way too young

Stan: *>:”0*

Richie: eXCUSE YOU don’t INSULT my BOYFRIENDS *>:(*

Homophobic couple: there's 3 of you?? A couple is only 2 people, a boy and a girl! And that short one already looks like a girl so I guess it's fine

Richie: I will fuckign fight you *>:(*

Stan: no richie calm down *holds back the roach lmao*

Eddie: SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS FANNYPACK IS STYLISH

Richie: iT MAKES YOU LOOK HOT

Stan: Richard calm yourself good lord

Homophobic couple: ugh whatever *pushes the Eddie and walks away*

Eddie: oh well *flips his imaginary long hair*

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broannalmao · 5 years

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me, selling my soul to the devil for a day off work: haha fuck u idiot i dont believe in souls get rekt *the devil poofs away bc obviously if i dont believe in souls then it would make sense that the devil doesnt exist either so i still have to go to work fuck everything*

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remus-lupin-is-my-type · 6 years

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Okay I'm go with... Dumbledore, Minnie and Peter

Oooooh okay here we gO :D

Dumbledore…

How I feel about him:

This one is very tough because my views of ol’ Dumbles have changed a lot over the years since I was a kid. When I was a kid, I thought he was like the saint of wizards, an unstoppable and unfailingly kind genius.

As I got older, I began to really see his flaws - the manipulation, his uncaring disguised as caring, and how cold he could really be if it was for “the greater good”.

This was ESPECIALLY true when I got into the Marauders era. I can’t think of Dumbledore without becoming incredibly enraged over the fact that he enlisted a TEENAGE Remus Lupin to go live with the pack of werewolves, one of which was the monster who FUCKING TURNED HIM, and just expect that to be okay.

Also like. He left Harry with the Dursleys. ‘Nuff said.

People I ship romantically with him:

No one in particular? In the younger days, maybe Grindelwald. Sometimes I read fics that hint at Dumbledore/McGonagall which low-key cracks me up haha but I don’t actually ship it.

My non-romantic OTP for him:

Him and Minerva for sure. I really love their relationship :)

My unpopular opinion about him:

Maybe the fact that I don’t view his character as black and white? Like he did some fucked up stuff for SURE, no doubt about that, but at the same time there was a war going on (more than one) and he thought what he was doing was right.

Does that make his actions justifiable? Hell no.

Does that make me peg him down as a bad guy, though? Nah.

One thing I wish had happened in canon:

I wish we’d gotten an apology from him to Harry about those awful years he was forced to spend at the Dursley’s. There’s a fic called “The Boys of Crowhill” (10/10 should read, it’s amazing), and it has a really moving scene just like that that I wish was canon.

EDIT: FORGOT TO ANSWER THE OTHER TWO THIRDS OF THIS LOL HERE WE GO TAKE 2!

Minnie…

How I feel about her:

LOVE HER. LOVE HER SO MUCH. Mad respect to Minerva freaking McGonagall.

The actual definition of “independent woman who don’t need no man”.

She’s strong, fierce, funny, and sassy as all hell (I mean, seriously, did you read book 5? GET REKT UMBRIDGE).

People I ship romantically with her:

Like I said, SHE’S A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN.

My non-romantic OTP for her:

Her and Dumbles, like I said, I just really like their friendship :)

My unpopular opinion about her:

Dumbledore wasn’t the only one who left Harry at the Dursley’s… I’m just saying my dudes.

One thing I wish had happened in canon:

I think I would have liked to see Minnie break down, just once. Imagine how effective it would be!! The effects of two freaking wars and deaths of loved ones crash down on her!!! But it doesn’t make her weak, hell nO, because she’s fucking MINERVA MCGONAGALL AND SHE CAN CRY AND KICK YOUR ASS AT THE SAME GODDAMN TIME.

Peter…

How I feel about him:

-100/10. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

People I ship romantically with him:

nOPE.

My non-romantic OTP for him:

Back in the good ol’ days, I have a head canon about Peter and Remus being the closest. Remus was the one who brought Peter into the group and made him feel wanted and helped him with his homework and listened to him, etc etc.

My unpopular opinion about him:

That Peter isn’t a total bumbling idiot. I head canon him as being shy and quiet and, yes, perhaps not as smart as the other Marauders, but I like to think that he surprises them every once and a while with some wisdom. He doesn’t speak often and usually fumbles when he does, but occasionally he knows just what to say.

One thing I wish had happened in canon:

UM HOW BOUT NOT BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS YOU FUCKIN RAT BASTARD??!?!?!!

Send me some HP characters to break down!

#albus dumbledore #ask meme #ask tag #askslytherin-dorcas #ask #hp rp community #harry potter #minerva mcgonagall #peter pettigrew

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empty-dream · 7 years

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I’m so excited for the new op/ed I just straight up watch them before the sub comes up

So Jeanne close up- wait isn’t this too similar with Fate/Grand Order op?

It’s like you only have one template for your opening A-1 c’mon

Okay main pair back to back, nothing out of ordinary

Mordred at Caliburn, mentally speaking to his blood dad: “Dad, I have a better dad now his name is Kairi he is huge unlike you”

HAHA Atalanta Chiron and Karna look like they are judging Achilles’s hobby of skydiving maniacally

Shakespeare so dramatic he might as well be a) presenting the stage for us or b) actually singing the opening

Wow the song is good

Shirou: *walks with shroud flowing* Semiramis, the ever supporting wifeservant: “Hell yeah”

But seriously that shroud is amazing

Shirou: “Yo this is my squad we hang out at ancient flying fortress everyday get rekt bitches”

Is Mordred vs Jack gonna ever end?

Why do I get this unsettling feeling that Jack’s booty is the focus for 2s I feel so sinful and I’m not happy

Reika be like “Look I’m relevant I love blood”

Commander Fiore and her lieutenant Caules, away to sigh at sky

Fiore: “Grandpa, you leave so many horrible reputation after you die. Who do you think will have to tidy up all that? ME. I’m so gonna kick your ass in afterlife.”

Astolfo jumps into the camera like he is aware he barely appears in the first opening

Astolfo vs Achilles for best rider

Siegfried is still relevant he appears in the op for 0.2s

Jeanne praying this adaptation won’t meet failure until the end

HOLY GRAIL EVOLUTION !!! - HOLYGRAILMON

I mean dude, that sphere’s got 8 wings it’s angel-type digimon

Honestly the fighting scene in this opening is rather better imo

But why do I get the feeling I ever watch this kind of opening-

OKay that is sweet Jeanne and Sieg holding hands and their weapons crossed-WAIT ISN’T THIS SWORD ART ONLINE OP???

I like this opening better now that it’s not overcrowded. Only 1 con: No close up Caules anymore

Animator Lead: “We need new ideas for ed. Naked Jeanne is already used last cour.” Animator1: “Emphasizes her sideboobs.” Animator1: “Great I’ll give you a raise.“

Oh the theme is raining.

Mordred: “See dad-in-the-sky, he’s a greater dad than you ever been he treats me orange juice and a meal”

*Atalanta and Achilles appears* Me: *raptor noise* MY FUCKING OTP IN THE FUCKING RAIN I CAN”T BREATHEEEEEE

I mean Achilles looks so blissful hOW

Also they are so in-character despite being paired

Do you even know how many hours I’ve spent looking for a fanart of these two???

100% sure Astolfo uses an umbrella simply because he wants to experience using an invention called umbrella

Chiron in the back like “Hm idiots don’t get cold so it’s fine to let him play in the rain”

I gotta admit, not counting the fact that they are insane with capital I, Jack and Reika are very heartwarming to each other.

Shakespeare sits in his dark room full of unread books and pondering about tragic stories that sounds like a tumblr user don’t you think?

S E X Y S O A K E D S E M I R A M I S I S L I F E

Karna: “This poodle reflects my figure beautifully. I’m but a normal being. Therefore this poodle is the one that is very beautiful.”

Shirou might be the child of miracle but even those miracle hands could not stop the rain without an umbrella

Sieg looks like he hasn’t seen a civilization with apparent life for 100 years

Sigh I thought he would either look back or look left/right and it’d be a homage for FSN/UBW (the former) or the first ED (the later)

I also thought Jeanne would smile huh

Wow the ending shot is everybody’s weapons sticking in the ground and Balmung as the focus nice to know THE GAR sword is still relevant

I still prefer the first ending song. But this one is also good, and the animation is very welcome, instead of, you know, naked Jeanne in space.

#random saying #fate apocrypha #fate apocomment

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chapter-61 · 7 years

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carry on: hunger games edition

I enjoyed myself today with this huger games simulator, and decided to throw in some carry on characters. Result: hilarious stuff goes down.

All characters + their districts:

Best moments from the simulation (+ my commentary) under the read more! warning: swearing + me dying of laughter + my great humor.

(here’s a link for mobile)

Day 1:

Micah gets the first kills, ruthlessly murdering 2 adult women, rude.

squad goals!

Agatha slays with the second kill.

the goats get a kill... rip.

the fandom is the sponsor.

mom goals.

.....mom goals?

hahahhaaha ohmygod 10/10.

fuck him up!

aw... that’s.... kinda cute? in a mom-way, ofc.

i need to see that.

End day 1:

Deaths: Lucy, Miss Possibelf, Fiona, Keris, Penny and Sexy Goblin.

People left: Baz, Natasha, Malcolm, Mitali, Agatha, Micah, Trixie, The Mage, Numpties, Ebb, Nicodemus, Simon’s grandmother, Philippa, Daphne, Mordelia, Ebb’s goats, Simon and Chapter 61.

Day 2:

reversed canon!

Micah doesn’t want to be kissed in a burning forest... what a shame.

squad goals, again.

ohmygod??? qfdsmhgosdjf.

his own wife... damn man.

girlfriends...

i’d say poor guy, but he did kill 2 women at the start so...

End day 2:

Deaths: Daphne.

People left: Baz, Natasha, Malcolm, Mitali, Agatha, Micah, Trixie, The Mage, Numpties, Ebb, Nicodemus, Simon’s grandmother, Philippa, Mordelia, Ebb’s goats, Simon and Chapter 61.

Day 3:

not saying she should’ve eaten one of her goats but...

hell yeah!! go grandma!!

hahahahahhaaha relatable!

he should’ve gone off instead of falling off haha get it?

Malcolm is a furry pass it on. poor goats.

Mordelia, killing someone at age 7, truly an icon.

Baz ur missing out on your iconic kissing scene, man. oh wait, Simon is already dead lmao nevermind.

new ship? Nicomage? wait a sec... nico mage, nicolas mage, nicolas cage! gasp! it’s been prophetized!

End day 3:

Deaths: Ebb, Simon and Philippa.

People left: Baz, Natasha, Malcolm, Mitali, Agatha, Micah, Trixie, The Mage, Numpties, Nicodemus, Simon’s grandmother, Mordelia, Ebb’s goats and Chapter 61.

Day 4:

aw man, comon, she’s only 7!

Micah you idiot omg, i bet Penny is laughing at u from heaven.

Nicodemus you’re flammable! (haha get it, bc vampire + burning forest?)

hell yeah! kill that asshole!

Agatha omg sldfqmfqsjsdf idiot.

End day 4:

Deaths: Mordelia, Micah, Chapter 61, Nicodemus, The Mage and Agatha.

People left: Baz, Natasha, Malcolm, Mitali, Trixie, Numpties, Simon’s grandmother and Ebb’s goats.

Day 5:

Real Housewives of London: Extreme Edition.

pixie dust won’t help you there.

OHMYOGD MQSDJFDMHGQMFSJD HAHAHHA REKT!

i mean yeah if i had to witness some goats snapping a grandmother’s neck.

aw man that’s unfair.

End day 5:

Deaths: Mitali, Trixie, Simon’s grandmother, Malcolm and Ebb’s goats.

People left: Baz, Natasha and Numpties.

Day 6:

wrecked.

aw man she didn’t want to kill her son...

SO THAT MEANS:

BAZ WON! (i was not expecting that tbh)

that was a wild ride, thank you for joining me, if you made it to the end: i love you!

#a wild ride #i had a lot of fun tho hahahhaha omg #goats vs grandmother #carry on #maybe ill do this again someday #carry on: hunger games #(in case i do it again)#im a little sad that there was no snowbaz tho #except for that one squad goal #but i mean #simon died really early lmao #poor baz

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Mob Psycho 100 AU

I LOVE TAKING TWO WILDLY CONFLICTING SHOWS AND MAKING AUS FOR THEM.

Soooo in case you don’t know what Ajin is, it’s a psychological horror manga/anime about immortal humans (called Ajin) who revive no matter how many times they’re killed and can summon “black ghosts” that are shaped according to the Ajin’s actions. The ghosts cannot be seen by humans unless the Ajin has strong emotions towards a targeted human, like bloodlust, fear, etc. Ajin don’t know they’re Ajin until they die once. Then they are hunted down by a special branch of the government for inhumane experiments and all that lovely bullshit. Also, Kou is my fave lmao the poor idiot doesn’t deserve the shit he’s forced to go through…let him rest gdi

So I’ve been thinking about this AU for awhile now and I’ve come up with some ideas (warning, it’s late and I have shaky-ass fingers so if anything is misspelled or grammatically incorrect, blame my fingers):

>Mob’s family doesn’t turn him in although he’s Ajin and they continue to shield him from suspicion and let him live normally

>Mob found out he was an Ajin at a young age (he and Ritsu were messing around at the top of the basement stairs, Mob fell down backwards and died almost instantly)

>Mob doesn’t use his ghost for much, just mundane tasks around the house (reaching high objects, cleaning his room, moving heavy objects, etc), and as such, it stays in a humanoid form. The claws act more like fingers than actual claws, but black ghosts always retain their claws so they’re there to stay. It also resembles ??? a little bit.

>Mob’s ghost is ridiculously strong tho

>When he hits 100%, he unleashes a Flood (dozens of ghosts being released at once) and they’re all incredibly powerful.

>??? ends up appearing when he dies in a state of great emotional distress. It’s like Shinya Nakamura’s Flood but the whole thing is packed into one incredibly powerful, absolutely unstoppable ghost.

>Mob ends up meeting Reigen after bumping into him on the street

>Reigen is part of the anti-Ajin committee but he’s more like Ikuya Ogura. He doesn’t have anything against Ajin, he’s just fascinated by them and wants to learn more about them. He doesn’t agree with the experiments on Ajin, however, but he’s able to meet with Ajin easily and learn about them in noninvasive ways over a cup of coffee. He’s valuable to the committee because of this.

>Reigen doesn’t ever go to the anti-Ajin HQ unless there’s a meeting. He hates seeing Ajin being experimented on, but the committee won’t stop it no matter how much he asks and offers peaceful solutions.

>Reigen’s pretty much quit the anti-Ajin committee (his sole purpose for joining was to try changing their mindset on Ajin) and started up his own small business about investigating Ajin peacefully and trying to get their rights recognized. Since he’s an ex-member (and a good one at that), the committee’s unanimously agreed to leave him be.

>Mob’s fascinated by Reigen’s little business that he goes (against Ritsu’s warnings) and ends up confiding in him. Reigen’s intrigued by this kid and ends up hiring him to help him find Ajin and help them with their problems(Mob can see black ghosts and Reigen can’t).

>Reigen gets incredibly attached to this kid and after a few attempts, convinces Mob’s parents to trust him. Ritsu’s still suspicious of Reigen.

>Frick, Dimple was hard to figure out

>Dimple doesn’t actually go out and try killing people, but he’s trying to rule Japan. Like Satou but without all the “psycho murder MLG videogame man” stuff.

>Nobody knows what he actually looks like, but he must be strong because he can keep his ghost out 24/7

>Basically he lives his life through his ghost. He basically is his ghost. He speaks, travels, fights, and everything through his ghost.

>I’m at a loss for the whole ‘security guard Dimple’ thing, I’ll figure it out tho

>I was considering that Dimple is actually security guard man but he makes like 1 appearance and then he’s back to projecting himself through his ghost.

>Oh yea, his ghost’s pretty damn weak just like Dimple is in the manga/anime

>His ghost transforms like Dimple does; huge and strong when Dimple goes into his true form (anime/manga) and a little floating black ball with teeny arms most of the time.

>Anyways

>Now for Ritsu

>Ritsu’s an Ajin as well, but nobody knows. Not even Ritsu himself.

>Ritsu ends up meeting Dimple (his ghost) after that whole stressful arc in the anime and wondering ‘what the hell'

>Suddenly, BAM, 'holy shit, is that what Nii-san’s ghost looks like????’ 'wait’ ’wait’ 'I’m an Ajin?????'

>Dimple shows him how to use his ghost and that’s when Ritsu starts doing risky shit with it

>Ritsu’s ghost looks plain af since he’s never used it. It looks like Kei’s ghost.

>Ritsu dies for the first time in the battle with Koyama. Unlike when he just got the shit beat out of him in the anime, he was straight up killed by Koyama. That’s what pushed Mob over the edge.

>Claw is basically Satou’s little murder squad, but they don’t go out senselessly killing civilians.

>Toichirou is basically Satou but you know…not

>Toichirou’s ghost resembles Satou’s, but it rivals Mob’s in terms of strength.

>They capture young Ajin and brainwash them into hating humans and wanting to take over the country (and then the world)

>The esper kids and the Awakening lab are Ajin who haven’t died yet (they have weak ghosts), and a facility made to protect them.

>Now my boi Teru

>Teru lives alone due to a conflict between his parents resulting in his dad wanting to turn him in for money and his mom wanting to protect him. He didn’t want to see his parents fighting because of him, so he decided to move out. Needless to say, learning that his father didn’t care about him if he wasn’t human fucked him up a bit.

>He died for the first time at age twelve. He was washing dishes and slipped on some water while he was carrying knives to put them away.

>He started using his ghost to make himself popular in school and to swiftly take down his opponents, so it developed with characteristics that made it more agile and fast. It has a light, thin body and wings rather than clawed hands. His ghost is sort of like Takeshi Kotobuki’s.

>After befriending (and getting a crush on) Mob, he began to think carefully before using his ghost. Like Mob. He hates seeing when Mob dies and vice versa.

>Yay, my other boi Shou!

>He’s been encouraged by his father to use his ghost violently so it developed for just that. It looks a lot like Tanaka’s ghost, with elongated claws, a mouth with jagged teeth, and a slender body for moving at high speed.

>When Shou faces Ritsu in the battle with the Scars, Ritsu’s ghost is absolutely rekt by Shou’s ghost. Shou hates killing, so he just knocks Ritsu out.

>Shou ends up teaching Ritsu how to use his ghost later on

The AU only loosely follows the MP100 timeline after that, save for the major events (the battle with Toichirou, etc), and the Mogami arc is different. Idk, this was a really quickly-made AU and I fell in love with it but it’s definitely weird haha…I’m prob gonna draw more of this either way :3

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #ajin #mp100 au #mob psycho 100 au #terumob?#there's a brief mention of it #limbos stuff #mp100 ajin au

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