#haha dez u can make all ur muses bi its sexy of u haha

[originlist]

actually speaking of pride heres a full just, roster, for trivia purposes i guess. in the order in which they popped out of my icon folder.

ritsu - everyone’s favourite nonbinary. dmab and now best described as “gender’s around here somewhere, probably fell behind the bed or whatever”. pansexual with preferences for masc partners, which was a chaldea discovery. before chaldea they assumed they were pan with a strong female preference but u learn things about urself when ur around humanity’s very sexy heroes

laurel - also nonbinary, but femme. dfab. gender is “sexy”. bisexual who likes women and men she thinks would react with alarm and nervousness if dommed. her servant iteration, maenad, has gender best described as “a collection” since she’s a system whose members include people of varying gender, but laurel generally fronts.

hemlock - he is a dragon. his birth gender is “a dragon”. as a human, he manifests as male. this dragon is gay as hell, good for him! back home (aka in his original verse and in the world before it got Lostbelt’d) he has a partner (aka assistant he might as well be married to) and an adopted kid.

Shub - her gender is “all of them”. she exists beyond gender. she exists with genders and sexes that earth hasn’t even heard of. she’s invented genders and sexes that the universe hasn’t seen before. she is “female” only because on earth, a “mother” is “female”, but its more like “her gender/sex is whatever bears children”. As the deity of sex she can freely shift her body to whatever she feels like, and as an outer god, she has no need or concept of “birth sex”. Her sexuality is Women Liker but she also won’t turn down a male or genderless worshipper. She just prefers women.

Alter - his gender is Gun. It’s less like ‘nonbinary’ and more like ‘he has forgotten what it’s like to have a gender identity at all’ because he can’t remember his name half the time. his sexuality is “no thanks”, though it’s due to trauma rather than what his sexuality would be without. demisexual, more or less.

Archimedes - trans man (dfab). Sexuality is “i dont have the time” which is he’s a demisexual virgin who would rather bite than admit he has no idea what the fuck he’s doing in a sexual scenario. it’s very funny to me. if he wasn’t so tsundere about it i wouldn’t say he should be teased but yknow,

Avicebron - his gender is I Decide It Upon My Own Whimsy aka haven’t decided if he’s cis or not. Sexuality is that he is canonically/historically a Man Liker and for the purposes of this blog he’s gay and just awkward about it so he rarely realizes if he feels attraction or not.

salieri - nonbinary in the sense that “salieri and the grey man are different genders, but are the ‘same person’“ so like everything with sal, “its complicated”. grey man’s gender is Inhuman And Death (aka reflected in the fact that in their canon dialogue, the two use different pronouns), but for this blog grey man still uses he/him, he’s just not “a man”. hes Death. hes A Big Fuckin Dragon Monster. and good for him! salieri is bisexual with a strong preference for men and a profound awkwardness around women who flirt with him, same goes for grey man.

lancelot - lancelot does not and has never had a particularly strong concept of “gender”. he’s mostly a man because he was taught “knights are men” and went “well then i guess thats what i am since im gonna be a knight” and happened to have a dick but like, god help him he doesn’t know what gender is and utterly lacks one outside of “whatever knights are”. it’s much more pronounced in berserker (who is also much more of his fae aspects, and the fair folk also barely have gender) than in saber. lancelot is bisexual with a strong fear of romancing women that would be enough to keep him out of any female relationship that isn’t with guinevere or artoria.

circe - cis woman. her sexuality is “a strong and loyal hero”, which she generally idealizes as male but a heroic woman could take her by surprise, too. most men who she doesn’t feel are strong and loyal she views with open derision, though. oops!

georgios - cis man. bisexual but in the sort where hes like “well isnt everyone? :)”. not in the “religious guilt” way, just in the way where he honestly never imagined that not every man would also be at least a little interested in men. he likes people with strong convictions.

gilles - cis man with bonus dysphoria. his sexuality is [muffled screaming]. technically he’s bisexual, but does feel guilt over that, in the sense that he thinks him being attracted to anyone is Inherently Wrong because His Existence Is A Burden.

hektor - cis man. pansexual, but his standards for women are so high because he compares all women to andromache and she’s the best ever, so good luck. he’s also polyamorous, which is partially culturally related, as multiple spouses were fairly normal in his royal family. his tits big because theyre full of love for fellow humans.

kariya - trans man (dfab). sexuality is a long strong of question marks. bisexual, mostly, but also suffers the “i am a burden and none must ever love me” curse, which is utterly ignored by berserkerlot so they’re just husbands now. this worm man has been gay married, what happens next will shock you!

koschei - in his original body, cis male. borrowing kariyas body in his first two ascensions, trans and confused about it. he’s never seen a coochie before. took some mental adjusting. his sexuality is “tsar”, which means he says hes attracted to women, but his definition of “woman” is “person who would be a suitable queen, meaning i could possibly run off with them, i think them cute, and they have a ruler’s demeanor”, rather than anything to do with gender or sex.

seimei - dmab. his gender is “i’m not particularly worried about it” nonbinary. his sexuality is “i haven’t thought about it”. he’s not ace i don’t think but he has such a low sex drive and distance from the concept of “feeling attraction” that it’s fairly moot.

nyarlathotep - his gender is “drama”. like shub he exists outside of earthly concepts of gender and sexuality, but is mostly genderfluid using he/him for convenience. he borrows a dfab human body and the name keziah with enough comfort every so often. his sexuality is “anyone who can entertain me”

asclepius - trans (d?ab, intersex, changes by verse. has a dmab body as a sefant and dfab one as a human, both would still be classed as intersex and as a human he gives himself homebrew hormone treatments). he/him and very firm about that. his body is generally extremely feminine, which gives him hella dysphoria and that’s why he get aggressive if misgendered. sexuality is male-leaning, usually.

#haha dez u can make all ur muses bi its sexy of u haha #headcanon #long post