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tothosewhoyearnforit · 7 months

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stress relief - itzy yeji

-word count: 3245 words (longest to date :D)

-the yeji fic from many weeks ago. i finally finished it. i have something special that's nearly done. (i promise this time. it was a collection of spare time over a few months)

-dom!yeji, aggresive blowjob, riding, doggystyle, sweaty sweaty sweaty, facial

The stale stench of the air conditioned office clung onto you as you entered the bar.

Being in the bar was the last place you’re supposed to be this month. After just receiving a promotion at your workplace, the workload placed on you gradually kept snowballing to a point of no return. But you couldn’t just give up. Well, first of all, you really needed this job. It paid well, now that you had the promotion. Furthermore, times are changing, there really isn’t very good job stability now and getting fired and being “free” was not to be an option.

You should’ve been at home, working and completing the reports due next Monday and getting ready for the presentation on Wednesday. Then taking note of all the shipments and settling the deal with the customer from Italy. But eh, it was a Friday, one night wouldn’t hurt right ?

Or so you thought.

Three quarters through your drink, at around what was probably 11pm, a show begins.

The lights were cut for a brief moment, before spotlights focused onto the pole in the middle of the room. And out comes 5 gorgeous vixen clad in jet black costumes. Then, the music cues.

Guess who loves you, naya na.

It’s a really, really catchy song and it made the atmosphere super stiff, as if all five of the women were demanding attention and silence as they performed.

Do I show you? Noya-no.

Okay, this is actually really good music. And good lord those women are gorgeous.

Ajik time-i anya nan

Jom deo gakkai jom deo gakkai geureoda gapjagi ssak

The choreography too, jesus christ.

But in particular, one of the women is catching your eye. The way her luscious firey orange hair, jewelry embedded within, moves in perfect tandem with her body, which by the way, is absolutely killing it. Every single dance move, to the smallest body pop, is quite literally perfect. Flawless. She’s wearing a sleeveless top and it’s really turning you on. Her arms are so gracious, and you’d love to feel them all over your body. Her collarbones and neck, they’d look so much better with your lovemarks on them. And the little bit of breast peeking out from the top. It’s more than enough to get your heart racing, and you take another sip of your icy cold drink to properly brace yourself for whatever they have left in store.

Imma steal it mameul humcheo

You are gonna love me.

That’s absolutely incorrect. You’re more than loving them, you’re fucking captivated by them.

Gyeoljeongjeogil ttae ippareul deureonaeneun type

And suddenly, the orangehead takes the stage.

The lyrics become an absolute blur to your ears as all your mind is fixated on is the absolutely stunning woman. God, she fucking looks like a cat too. Those damn fucking eyes are so… succubus like. And after twirling her fingers in your direction, she suddenly does a slut drop, squatting while spreading her legs apart. Now your eyes are staring at her milky thighs that are on full display under the spotlight. A million things are running through your mind right now, and none of them was related to your work life in any sort of way.

You’ll never know.

Her left thigh moves,snapping you out of your momentary hypnosis and your eyes quickly dart back up and you see her staring at you, a smirk dashed across her face.

The rest of the song plays on but your mind is now playing that same slut drop moment over and over again. Eventually, the song ends and all 5 of the women are panting, sweat starting to collect at their foreheads. They retreat behind the stage quickly and the rest of the club goes on like the performance of their lives didn’t just happen.

Give or take 10 minutes, you are on the way back from a toilet trip. At your table, you are greeted with a very much welcome surprise. The same fiery haired girl is sitting in the seat opposite of yours, watching you make your way back to your seat.

“Hey there oppa.” Her voice is a knife full of confidence, laced with venom.

“H-hey. Nice performance out there.” You grab your drink again, needing a punch of ice to hide your nervousness. But it’s so hard to maintain composure, especially when your eyes are looking at everything but her own cat eyes.

“I know. You clearly enjoyed it. Or rather, you enjoyed me.”

“Was I really that obvious?” That was definitely the alcohol talking. You would have said something like “Sorry” or “I didn’t mean to.”, but no, you were playing the fool, like an absolutely rizzless bastard.

“My group has 5 members, yet every time I moved position, your gaze was glued onto me.”

“Well, you are really, really hot.”

“Thanks. You’re not so bad yourself.”

Bring the glass to your mouth again, shit. It’s fucking empty.

“So, what’s a young office worker doing in our bar?” She asks, elbows on the table, her head supported by her cupped hands as she leans in.

“Well, to be fair, I walked in thinking it was a regular bar. I just needed a drink to take my mind off of work.”

“Are we not a regular bar? Anything special about this bar?” She asks, clearly trying to poke at you, like a cat playing with a ball of yarn.

You take another awkward sip of your drink, which was just melting ice at this point.

The conversation continues hazily and you guys chat for what must be hours until the distance between both your faces was probably the size of your drink.

“Can't imagine how stressed you must be.” Her right hand falls into your left, fingers tracing your forearm as she whispers. “Want to get out of here? I’ll get rid of all your stress for you…”

Ah, an offer you couldn't refuse. Now that’s some business I don't mind getting done right now.

“Say less… Um, I didn't catch your name?”

“Name’s Yeji. Don't worry oppa, you're gonna be moaning my name all night.”

And in a flash, you're both out of the club and in your car. You don't waste a single second. Foot on the pedal and you're on the streets of Seoul, zipping past the buildings of the city.

Yeji, in the meantime, has other plans.

She takes your hand, and places it on her thigh. You can feel her gaze, waiting to see what your next move is. Were you gonna retract your hand and focus on getting home quick and safely? Or were you gonna start the study of Yeji’s body right then and there?

Obviously the latter.

Your hand roams around the silky smooth skin of hers. Pinky occasionally dipping into the gaps in her pants and rubbing against her inner thigh. You hear Yeji suck in a deep breath, the horniness evidently getting to her.

Fuck, fucking red light!

You seize the opportunity to look at Yeji, she’s now grinding against your exploring hand and you can't help but sneak a finger into her pussy.

Green light. And your foot is back on the pedal. Finally, you reach the last turn into your apartment.

As soon as you get out of the car and into the elevator, Yeji pounces on you. Your hands catch onto her thighs for stability. Your lips crash against one another, her teeth biting your lower lips.

Ding. Elevator door opens.

Door. Open. Bedroom. Bed.

No time to even register a logical sequence of actions. You toss her against your bed. Yeji is now a panting sweaty mess, but it doesn't matter. She looks even more gorgeous with the thin layer of sweat across her skin. Collarbones, arms and armpits glistening with sweat. You pin her hands above her head and nibble on her neck. Then, tongue out, you start collecting the sweat, from her armpit, across her chest and then from the middle of her neck to behind her ear, where you whisper, “You taste fucking amazing.”

“I know.”

You reach behind and pull down the zipper leading right to her tailbone, then help the foxy girl out of the one piece top. You pause for a moment to take in the sight before you. A smoking hot dancer is lying on your bed in nothing but a strapless bra and a thin black thong and some knee high boots. Yeji’s body is fucking picture perfect. Tight midriff, perky breasts, juicy thighs, not to mention her pretty face.

“Let me put on a show oppa. Just for you.”

She gets off the bed and you take her spot on the edge of the bed. Yeji turns around and takes off the bra, placing it on the ground next to her. Then, she bends over, putting her perky ass on display for you as she pulls off the lacy thong from her slender toned legs.

“You know, I should charge extra for this performance.”

You wouldn’t mind paying any amount to see this performance if you were being honest.

“Boots on or off oppa ?”

“On.”

Yeji then smiles, tosses her thong onto your face, allowing you to grab a deep whiff of her sex. In front of you, Yeji is back in her slut drop position, but this time it’s even more erotic because she’s wearing nothing but the boots. Her pussy is on full display as she spreads her legs open, with just a little bit of hair going down the middle.

“Fuck, Yeji…” Your cock was throbbing within the confines of your pants with her tiny little strip show.

“Told you you’d be moaning my name.”

Yeji then straddles your lap, looks into your eyes while unbuttoning your shirt.

“Let’s get all that stress out of your body, oppa. Think about nothing but me, okay?”

“You don’t even need to ask Yeji-ah.”

You pepper her neck with kisses as she peels your shirt off. She then lowers herself, hands grazing across your body, down to your pants which she pulls down. Finally free, Yeji purrs when she sees your length.

“Wow, it's huge, oppa. Can’t wait for it to be deep inside my pussy.”

She gathers some spit on her hand and uses that same hand to stroke your cock, taking a cold fingertip across your sensitive tip each time she reaches your head. Each swipe across sent you nine realms ahead. It wasn’t clear if it was the alcohol or Yeji’s pure skill at this, but all you could hear was the loud hammering of your heartbeat. Or maybe that was the lewd sound of her saliva being spread over your length. Then, after spontaneously deciding that your cock was ready for the onslaught that was to come, Yeji pushes both your legs off the ground and onto her shoulders and lets the front portion of your cock rest in her mouth. Your balance is shifted. You’re now staring at the ceiling, stimulation after stimulation speeding down your nerves from your cock to your brain. You feel her mouth bobbing up and down on your length, her skillful tongue working its way across its veiny landscape. You try to will yourself to get up to watch the spectacle happening before your eyes but the pleasure drags you the fuck back down and all you can do in response is let out weary breaths and sinful moans while your toes curl and leg muscles spasm.

And your cock isn’t even all the way through.

Yeji plunges her head down like a vulture diving into the carcass of a dead buffalo, and you feel that sharp nose of hers bump into your pelvis. The sudden action takes you by surprise and, from god knows where this submissiveness came from, you arch your back and let out a sound that you swear to never to make again. You feel saliva coating your nutsack now but when Yeji slowly removes her mouth from your cock, letting the cool wind graze your cock, all you want to do is beg Yeji to put your cock back inside her mouth. But that need not be done, because as you have a brief moment to register the influx of sensations, she hungrily goes back down onto you. Her prey. You would kill to see her eyes right now, staring straight into your own as she watches you submit to her. But then again, from the amount of noise you were making, it was pretty evident that she had you in the palm of her hand. It was just twice. Just twice that the whole length of your cock was engulfed by her mouth, but it drived you to the absolute edge and you felt like your first load was about to come.

“Fuck, Yeji. I- I- I’m gonna fucking…”

Maybe you shouldn’t have given her the verbal cue. Because just as you feel the gates of heaven about to open, she quickly withdraws. The feeling of the climax fading away throughout your crotch. You look at her with a face of discontent, displeasure and anger.

“Can’t have you busting so soon,” she says, chuckling to herself as she climbs over your vulnerable naked body after kicking off her boots, rubbing circles on her slickening pussy. “I'll let you cum deep down my throat some other time.”

She climbs over you and hovers above your crotch. Grabbing your stimulated, twitching cock in one hand, she lines it up with the folds of her pussy and in one fell swoop, with no prior warning that she was going to go all the way down in one shot, she sits on your pelvis, practically impaling her pussy with your cock.

“Anggh! Fuck!” A sharp, shrill moan of pleasure erupts from her mouth as her ass rests on your pelvis. Your hands wondrously find their way to her toned sweaty thighs, grazing the muscle on it in pure wonder and amazement.

“You’re so fucking hot Yeji ah, and so freaking tight!” The fiery redhead doesn’t say a word, but she continues the ride. Hands on your pectoral muscles, Yeji displays her body isolation skills learned from dance. Her gaze fixes onto yours once again as she moves her hips up and down and you can only imagine what her ass looks like as it does this motion. But imagination always becomes reality when Yeji is around. The sexual chemistry between the two of you is just perfect, or maybe Yeji just knows what you so desperately want but is too shy to voice out. She turns around, her hands resting on your legs this time as she does the same vertical wave motion with her hips once again. Her beautiful butt is like a hypnotic pendulum, your eyes fixed on the gorgeous peach in front of you, it’s just irresistible to slap. And so you do.

Slap!

“Angh!” Crimson locks of hair get flung up into the air as Yeji throws her head back in response.

You bring a palm down on the flesh and watch how it ripples in response, a red handprint faintly appearing at the spot that was struck. Such a goddamn vixen. Is the only thought that runs through your mind, perhaps the only thought that has been running through your mind the entire night as soon as you laid your eyes on the foxy woman. Her pulsing butthole intrigues you as her hips work their magic, and you can’t help but take your index finger, and slowly slide it into her puckered hole. As your finger snakes its way in, her anal walls clamp down on it until your whole finger up till your knuckle has been engulfed.

“Holy shit! Just like that oppa! Stuff both my holes up!”

You withdraw your finger and this time, using both your index and middle finger, you embark on yet another tight fit into her anal cavity. Yeji’s hips start to slow down as she reaches the pinnacle of her stimulation.

“Fuck-ah! Cumming!”

Her body convulses violently and you feel her muscles contract around your submerged fingers and your cock. You give her alluring buttcheeks another firm slap that echoes throughout the darkness of the night and watch as she slowly climbs off of you.

“You haven’t cum yet oppa…”, she whines, still in her lustful trance. “And my pussy is still yearning for a good pounding.” She wiggles her hindparts in front of you in a doggy position, spreading her pussy lips for you to see. You line yourself up behind her, give that gorgeous ass of hers another firm slap before sending your cock back into its rightful embrace.

“Oh fuck…” Your cock’s reentering of Yeji’s tight pussy is like getting back into the swimming pool after being exposed to the cool air for too long. Warm. Wet. Refreshing. Her vaginal muscles are still so full of vigor despite having just came, almost as if they were desperately trying to wring you dry. Her scarlet nails dug into the bedsheets as you picked up a steady pace of thrusting your hips. From the back, you bunched up her fiery hair into a makeshift ponytail while your other hand rested nicely on her hip.

“That’s it! Fuck me harder! Use me as your fucking stress relief toy oppa!” That entire dialogue was more than a green light to you. Tightening your core to its limits, you picked up the pace, slamming your hips ever so desperately, with Yeji letting out a raspy moan with every smack that reverberated throughout the night.

“Holy- Angh! FUCK! I’m gonna cum oppa! I’m gonna fucking cum!” Yeji cries out. Her pussy constricts around your cock for the second time of the night, this time an erotic geyser of squirt ensues, covering your thighs in her slick. Your own orgasm starts to surface. Pulling out of her pussy, you flip Yeji onto her back and climb over her. You point your cock at her and aggressively jerk yourself off to the finish line.

“That's it. Cum for me. Cover me in your cum oppa. Paint your slut in-”

Yeji is interrupted by streaks and streaks of cum erupting from your cock in what must be your biggest orgasm to date, painting her sharp features, her chin, nose and eyes. The sweaty, panting mess sticks out her sharp tongue in an attempt to collect some food samples.

“Oh, fuck… Yeji ah.” is all you manage to squeeze out as the last drops of your semen land on her face.

“Gosh, you sure came a lot.”

You collapse beside her, both of you sweaty messes. “What can I say? I had a lot of stress pent up inside me.”

Yeji gets up, and walks away from the bed. You still lay there, utterly spent, watching her hypnotizing body sway from left to right.

“Where are you going?”

“To the shower you dummy.”

A brief moment of silence follows as you are unsure of how to reply. Do you join her? Maybe she’s tired and doesn’t want round two.

But your thoughts get interrupted as she makes the choice for you.

“Oppa, are you not joining me?”

Suddenly, your body is full of vigor once more as you imagine the two of you soaped up together in the shower, feeling each other and exploring more of each other’s body. You excitedly hop off the bed and scurry to the shower. It was going to be a long, long night.

#smut #kpop smut #female idol smut #girl group smut #male reader #itzy smut #yeji smut

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chill-that-ur-inmyhead · 1 year

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Do you have mean comments that replay in your head and haunt you? Nope, thankfully. I have cringe moments that reply in my head.

Did you go Black Friday shopping this past Black Friday? I will look to see if the deals online are good but not particularly

^If so, what was the best deal you got? Meh

Have you ever seen a spirit? nope

Are you happy that the year is coming to an end? Yes and no! My studies are soon over but also exams are approaching!

Have you ever bought a designer purse? I haven't yet

What colour was your senior prom dress? red

Would you ever consider a career in writing? nope, too personal of a career

Have you ever purchased a YouTuber’s merch? If so, what did you buy? Hmm nothing springs to mind

Are you better at spelling or writing? writing

If someone signed you up for karate lessons, would you take them? sure if they are free

What was the last movie / tv show you watched? Would you recommend it to people? The Crown and yes 100%

Do you update your Facebook relationship status when it changes?

Nope

Do you want your own house someday? Sure, that would be swell

Are you superstitious? A bit but not much

When you go to McDonalds, what drink do you usually get? Sprite

Have you ever thought about your wedding? Yep

Would you rather see Taylor Swift or Carrie Underwood in concert? taylor

Growing up, did you see your cousins often? We saw them enough

Where was your first job at? The Gap

Ever seen your parents make out? MAKE OUT??? EW nope

What’s your dream height? For me? I wouldn't mind being 5'7

What do you do when your house loses power? Light some candles and start contacting the other world.

What piercing do you hate? Don't have strong opinions on any piercings

Were you raised in a religious house? yep

Do your parents get mad when your on the computer for hours? hmmm no they didn't mind too much

Have you ever been asked for a nude picture? Yup

What song can bring you down? If I die young when Naya Rivera sings it on Glee, such a great performance

What would you do if your parent hit you? I'd be so stunned because they haven't before

Ever see yourself going to jail? Hope not

Last song you sang? champagne problems - taylor swift

Has the last person you kissed slept with more then 3 girls? probs

Ever been tested for any STDs? yep

Do you think it’s weird when girls change in front of their bf/gf? nope

Get a new camera or new phone? I got a new phone just days ago so I guess new camera haha

Last person that saw you naked (can’t be yourself): Whoever they were, they're long gone now

Ever kissed someone half-naked? probs

Is being sweaty nasty? nope, perfectly natural

Are your parents embarrassing? whose aren't??

Do you prefer dating a virgin? Or a guy who’s been around? I haven't dated either haha

Are you blond? Yes, how did you know!!

Do you like bacon? meh, I don't pick it often

Do you have an annoying dog? no and there is no such thing, they're just furry baby angels

What was the first comic book you ever had an obsession over? na

What is your favorite thing to do on your phone? check in with my friends

What color was your first phone? black

Was your first phone a flip phone? yep

If you’re a girl, have you ever had an embarrassing period story? My first period I was wearing white trousers and yeah that sucked but it was ages ago and not a big deal anymore.

What was your worst experience in high school? When I was in a fight with a friend, it would feel like forever

#spicynightlife #survey #13/11/22

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anime-dub-transcripts · 2 years

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Hetalia: The Beautiful World Episode #12: Merry Halloween! Transcript

This episode has Japan helping America with a Halloween scaring competition.

Mochi America: Hehe!

{Caption: Moscow}

Mochi Russia: Heah! Hehehehe! Nnnnnnnhe!

Mochi America: Naya…ha!

(Mochi Russia: Heah!)

Mochi America: Yaaaaahhhh!

(Mochi Russia: Hehehehe!)

Mochi America: Euh!

{Caption: Our battle has only begun!!}

Mochi Russia: Nehe!

Mochi America: Yah!

Mochi America, Mochi Russia: Heaheaheaheah…

Mochi America: We are friends, dude!

Mochi Russia: Drak?

(Drak?: Fights? → Russian)

Mochi America: Heck yeah!

Mochi Russia: Pros’ba.

(Pros’ba: Request/desire/wish → Russian)

Mochi America, Mochi Russia: Neyah!

{Caption: Our battle has only begun!!}

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Japan: Hah…a nice hot soak is the best. So relaxing and always so quiet. Huh?

(Cat: Mew?)

America: Japan! You in there, dude? Guess what, I have some amazingly cool news! Let’s play, bra! Japan! Come on, let’s carve some pumpkins hardcore! Dude, we can roast the seeds and everything!

(Japan: Huh? Hmm…)

(Pochi: Mew?)

Japan: Why does he have to show up right now? Don’t take this the wrong way, America, but what are you doing here?

America: Duh, I came to invite you over to my place! Happy Halloween, homie!

(Japan: AAAAAHHHHOHHHHH!)

{Text on towel: Uneme Hot Spring}

America: Boys and girls at home, don’t try destroying your friend’s window frames so you can break into their house unless you have to.

(Japan: Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff! Huff!)

Japan: Please just fix it, then leave.

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Japan: Slurp! So now, once more, why did you come here?

America: Dude, I wanted to invite you to a badass Halloween bash at my place!

Japan: Oh…isn’t Halloween the festivity with fairy tale scene and pumpkins and a costume?

America: Yeah! But, no; I mean, kinda, but not exactly. You’ll know it when you see it. Now come on over, you douchebag!

(Japan: Eh! Hm…AAH!)

Japan: Oh…

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America: Welcome to the Dungeon of Horrors, a.k.a American Halloween!

Japan: Thank you, I think, but what are these things about?

America: What?

Japan: They are not very cute at all.

America: Of course not! Oh yeah, I remember! You’re big on the cute stuff, huh? Halloween is based on scary stories about ghosts, demons, and creepy crap coming back from the dead around this time every year. So what we gotta do to protect ourselves from these evil spirits is to dress up just like ‘em! If we blend in, they won’t kill us! You mentioned pumpkins, which is totally true for me, but that’s my personal killer style. Britain’s weird and uses turnips.

Dream Britain: Bollocks! Cocked it up!

America: I don’t even know what a turnip is!

Japan: Now I get it. But why tell me about this festivity?

America: Because, dude, I need your help now more than ever!

(Japan: Ahah!)

Japan: Na---nani?

(Nani?: What? → Japanese)

America: Dude, you’re, like, the master of horror stuff! C’mon, who else is there?

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Britain: Yes, I love this holiday. It always puts me in ruddy good spirits. Hahahahahaha! This year I’m going to scare the ever-loving almighty out of America. I kept calm, I carried on, and after three days, I found something truly horrifying! Once again, I shall win the Halloween Scare-Your-Bloomers-Off contest!

Fairy jester: I get it all right, but I am rather an old fairy. Do you really think I’m scary enough for the big finale?

Britain: You’re scary as hell, mate! Have faith in yourself!

Fairy jester: Mmmm…

Britain: Now let’s go prank that Yank!

(Fairy jester: Ummm…)

Fairy jester: Well, if you say so…

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Japan: So you’re telling me you have a Halloween scaring competition with Britain every year?

{Caption: Kehehehe}

America: First thing in the morning, dude. As it stands, I’ve got a total of zero wins and 87 losses.

(Skeleton: Hehehehehehe!)

America: When I was a kid, Britain dressed up in this costume that totally freaked me out! We’ve been doing it ever since.

(Dream Chibi America: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!)

Japan: So you’re telling me he started it.

America: I’m thinking this time I use a little crazy Japanese horror goods.

{Caption #1: Britain}

{Caption #2: America}

America: We could have a girl who’s, like, soaking wet ambush him in the back room; he’ll get so scared he’ll have a heart attack!

Japan: Just one moment, please. I would assume he is expecting something to be hiding in the back room, so I doubt it would be a particularly effective scare tactic.

America: For real?

Japan: The call of horror is a fear of the unexpected, so let us try shifting things around. It will be better if we start with a strong impact and play on his already existing fears.

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Britain: Oy, America! Trick-or-treat! HAAAAA---

{Text on card: Reception}

Russia: ---ppy Halloween!

Britain: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Fairy jester: Same to you, old chum!

Britain: It’s a mask, it has to be, it can’t really be him!

Russia: That tickles, you’re going to make me giggle!

(Britain: Hmmmmmhmmmm!)

America: Hell yeah! The hero gets one in the win column!

(Britain: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!)

Cat: Meow!

#anime #anime transcripts #anime dub transcripts #hetalia #hetalia dub transcripts

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sleepymisery · 3 years

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guess who went through the good ol' "just eat everything you can for months and call it recovery until you visibly gain weight, get a meltdown, start a diet which triggers your ed and you start heavily restricting again"-cycle :)

#guess who...is it...naya...na #will my whole life go like this bro its been like what 6-7 years lol #personal #tw: ed #anorecya #tw ana #tw mia

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 01.04.21 lb

lmao, guess i'm back on my bs.🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

vansh don't know shit about "his" riddhima, if he thinks she'd “bina soche-samjhe pee jaati” esp. after that paralyzing crap he pulled. she should tell him that and prove it's the real her.

can he stop answering every question with another question?????? so annoying.

this whole scene is so fucking dumb. anyone with a brain cell can tell it's obviously truth serum, coz he can't kill her and needs the truth.

“tum pregnant nahi ho kyunki tum riddhima nahi ho.” coz................. only one woman on the planet can be pregnant at a time? amazeballs logic, sir.

gotta say i love R 2.0 and her completeeeeee refusal to abide by V's fuckery.

WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST TACKLED HER TO THE GROUND JFC MAN EVEN IF SHE’S NOT PREGNANT THAT CAN’T BE HEALTHY FOR HER BONES

hahahahaha she's like "you want riddhima? i'll give you riddhima, bitch" and JUST plants one on him.

ofc he's the kinda weirdo who keeps his eyes open while being kissed.

lmaoooooooooo he lost himself in it. riddhima’s got a magic tongue huh? that proves her identity like some kinda biometric, but also soothes angry husbands into submission.

lollllllllllllllll he's having a real crisis of faith. coz if this is riddhima, man has he fucked up BIG TIMEEEEEEEE. if it isn't riddhima, he's still fucked up big time, by letting humshakal girl tongue-kiss him into oblivion.

he's so fucking stupid, why won't he just get a DNA test...................... WHY WON'T ANYONE IN THIS SHOW GET DNA TESTS WHEN PPL WHO LOOK LIKE OTHER PPL SHOW THE FUCK UP OUTTA NOWHERE ACTING FUNNY???

oh wait. does he think this is riddhima after all? coz he's ranting about dhoka and all............ if she's a doppelganger then kaahe ka dhoka????

ofc, aryan walked by and heard the rant. abbe yaaaaaaaar.

WHO THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DOESN'T LOCK THEIR LAPTOP WHEN THEY WALK AWAY????? VANSH-I-WANT-ALL-MY-SECRETS-KEPT-FOREVER-RAISINGHANIA THAT'S WHO. MAIN TOH SUSU KARNE BHI NA JAAOON WITHOUT LOCKING MY COMPUTER. I’M NOT LEAVING MY SHAMEFUL INTERNET HISTORY OUT THERE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.

oh ghar mein naya siyaapa yeh hai ki siya went off somewhere, despite vansh locking her up in her room. man, wtf he's really turning into some 90s movie villain dad.

ishani happy and vansh realllllllll unhappy about siya joining ishani's ranks of being a “bitch” (which is what this show calls all women who have a mind of their own............)

anupriya, you shoulda saved all this momming for the shitty boys you raised, instead of pushing patriarchal bs on the girls.

“siya vansh raisinghania ki behen hai, koi uska baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakta!!!!!!!!!” uh...............................

ppl would wanna murder her PURELY for the reason that she’s YOUR sister, dumbass.

ugh this sasta!vansh and his ganda saxophone playing (always the same irritating tune). nahiiiiiiiiiiii chahiyeee humeinnn. mujhe mera kabirrrrrr do wapassssssssssss!!!!!!!

siya has taken vihaan bhai's “taadna is free of cost” motto to heart and is drinking the shirtlessness in. i'd be all for it if it was literally anyone else other than her own brother-dad's clone.

he’s like does your mom know you’re here, does your family know you’re here? she’s a fucking grownass woman, vyom. a dumb bitch who shouldn’t be out here unsupervised, but........ she grown.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGHE KEEPS SAYING “CHERRY” AND I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE!RIDDHIMA’S NAME TILL NOW.................... I JUST GOT IT IN THIS SCENE, THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY SAYING THE THE FRENCH WORD “CHÉRI” AND THAT’S HOW HE REFERS TO ALL WOMEN.

her parvati bani poo parivartan is khaali looks mein haan, she still calling him AAP and talking like a coy little baby.

LMAO EMBARRASSED FOR WHAT???????? HAVING A TINYASS UNNOTICEABLE RIP IN HER THICKKKKK DENIM JACKET?????

yeh banda shirt hamesha paas rakhta hai, par pehnta nahi. it’s like his version of a fire extinguisher. if it’s being used, things have gonna hella wrong.

alskdjalskjdlaskjdlaksjlk he’s made a new saxophone dhun named after her. height of romance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vansh bhai, kuch seekho. nahi, aapko toh hamesha biwi ko paralytics ya zeher ya truth serum pilaana hai, ya baat baat par goli maarni hai.

ishani is right, siya really needs to get out more, coz if she’s falling for this kinda basiccccccccccc bullshit..............

aryan has brought dadi to see riddhima waala proof. it doesn’t need to be April 1st to know that iska bohut bada popat banne waala hai.

yup vansh is here to dunk on him nice and good. oh aryan......... idk why you even try.

sassy vansh is the ONLY tolerable vansh.

oh daaaaaaaang aryan real mad, calling him bastard and all. show OTT pe aane ko wait kar raha tha aryan, taaki asli gaali bulaa sake.

dadi: “kisi par ilzaam lagaane se pehle dus baar soch liya karo.” coz............. that’s what YOU did, before you put everything that was happening in this house on riddhima’s head? even though you had zero proof???? i really think vansh needs to take dadi for a MRI or some shit coz her behaviour is just bizarre these days.

ofc he’s gonna answer it like WOH ZINDA HAI, MERE DILLLLLLLLLL MEIN.............

ok “yaadon mein”, same difference.

ishani, a spouse is for more than just sexual gratification. lord. everyone in this show needs so much couple’s therapy.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE YOUR LOCATION ON FOR HER TO TRACK, ANGRE??????????? OMG YOU’RE THE WORST SECURITY PERSON FUCKING EVER. KHANNA BHAIYYA BHI ITNE BEWAKOOF NAHI THE.

asakdjlaskjdlaskjdlksajdfkjsd angre legit contemplating leaving his boss ka most valuable asset unattended coz his wife wants to fuck.

riddhima’s like yeah go, mujhe nahi mil raha toh kya, tum toh at least mazze le lo.

angre is convinced this is riddhima bhaabi. giving kasme vaade of even dying for her.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he thinks vansh/riddhima were IDEAL COUPLE...... dude, isse zyaada ideal toh biryani aur ketchup waala combo hai.

godddddddddddddddd anyone with a brain cell has by this point deduced ki this is real riddhima and she’s doing all this to save vansh from vyom in some way. stop taking the audience to be as idiotic as the main characters, show.

lmaooooooooooooooooooo vansh was all I’LL FIND SIYA and now he’s just sitting in the living room with his angry bird face till she decided to waltz in the front door. sooooooo.......... ishani can track her hubs, but you telling me vansh doesn’t have a tracker on siya????

what hulia??????? everyone’s ragging on siya’s new style while ishani and riddhima and that lollipop chick can wear whatever the fuck they want? what nonsense.

lmao everyone’s horrified to find out that siya’s learnt the basic definition of feminism. itne saal tak they kept her in the house so she wouldn’t know, but hawa lag hi gayi ladki ko.

precap: lollipop girl rubs up against vansh warning him ki aryan knows his secret. aryan and angre haathapaai as the former tries to shoot riddhima. they’ve framed the scene like he got her, but i bet he didn’t. koi aur aa gaya hoga saamne.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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simpforhoon · 3 years

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Guess who loves you, naya na Do I show you? No-ya no Ajik time-i anya nan Jom deo gakkai jom deo gakkai geureoda gapjagi ssak I'mma steal it maeumeul humchyeo, you are gonna love me Gyeoljeongjeogil ttae ippareul deureonaeneun type Nawa du nuni majuchyeodo (Ah) Nan heundeullimi eopseo, no (Ah) Neol saranghaneun ge joeramyeon beomineun who? You'll never know

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MA-MA-MAFIA IN THE MORNINGGGGG

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soobnny · 2 years

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guess what happened when you said that every time someone asks to be part of the “guess who” taglist you go: guess who loves you

i went: naya na / do i show you / no ya no

ITZY DOMINATION ‼️‼️‼️ listening to it rn btw just replayed the song for this ask AJIK TIME-I!!!!

#anon asks <33

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pampamtiger · 3 years

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guess who loves you. naya na. do i show you? no-ya no. 🎶

#when will mafia get out of mg system #hahahahahahah #it's so addicting

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whitelighthealing · 6 years

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Divyaa Pandit predicts Padmavat super hit & India’s lose to South Africa with RJ Archana & Sahil at Radio City 91.1 FM

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Radio Jockey Archana Pania is one of the famous RJ’s in the radio industry. Archana is a RJ for the Radio City. Her partner in crime,Salil Acharya is a famous RJ, VJ and an Indian film and television actor. Salil hails from Delhi and is multi-talented. He is also the film critic for BBC and a VJ for B4U.

INTERVIEW STARTS:

ARCHANA:- Radio City ke studio mai aapko kitni positivity vibes aa rahi hai? DIVYAA:- Bahot Positive Vibes aa rahi hai,its a very very very nice place. SALIL:- Bahot Bahot shukriyaa(ARCHANA:- Thank You) ARCHANA:- Lekin hume na thodi si negativity nazar aa rahi hai mandrate hue,kal vashi bridge par bhi logo nai protest kiya hai against this movie aur karni sena apni karni rokhte nahi hai.

SALIL:- Kya Padmavat Hit Hogi?

DIVYAA:- Padmavat Hit toh Bahot hogi SALIL:- Arre waah very good ARCHANA:- Lekin!! SALIL:- Lekin Kya?? DIVYAA:- Uska Start thoda slow hai SALIL:- Hai but hum toh ja rahe hai,aaj hi ja rahe hai,ek din pehle hi ja rahe hai,ki hum log start dede

ARCHANA:- Yeh Journalist hai aur hum ko invitation mili hai salil,just calm down. DIVYAA:- Start slow hai uska SALIL:- Hmm... DIVYAA:- Aur thoda ek mahina lagega to overcome all the obstacles jaise bahot sare log,youknow trying to protest,but then Sanjay Leela Bahnsali will do well.

ARCHANA:- Divya aap numerologists bhi hai,aapko kuch number nazar aa raha hai ki kitne crores kamaegi yeh film?

DIVYAA:- 400 Crores toh mujhe dikh raha hai ARCHANA:- My God.! SALIL:- Domestic pe ho ja toh accha hoga,worldwide ho jaye toh sanjay leela bhansali ro rahe honge,But yeh bhi bada sawaal hai,shahid kapoor and alauddin khilji ranveer singh,kon haavi rahega kispar,matlab kiski film maani jayegi

DIVYAA:- Dekhiye hamesha se ranveer singh hi rahe hai aur iss baar bhi wohi rahenge SALIL:- Haye shahid..,yaar tu bhi accha karne wala hai-we believe in you,lekin kya kare yaar bol diya unhone ki alauddin khilji ki picture hai lekin abhi kya kare yaar ab lekin divya-dusra jo stress mandra raha hai jo kal start hone wala hai-Bharat aur South Africa,Bharat kuch jeet payegi ki nahi,batao na please?

DIVYAA:- Well Bharat ke liye thodaa sa shock hai iss baar,mujhe lagta hai South Africa SALIL:- 3-0 Arre yaar ARCHANA:- Ohh Noo! SALIL:- Achaa chal lekin kuch positive kuch dikh raha hai kuch batsman,bowlers kuch na kuch

DIVYAA:- Well,Bowlers SALIL:- Hah,Bowlers ARCHANA:- Yeh bahot kam hota hai SALIL:- Ajinkye rahane wapas aa raha hai,bhai batsman chaiye humme,humme bowler nahi chahiye,we need ajinkya rahane to perform

DIVYAA:- Well,he will perform,but dont worry about that, he will perform very very well SALIL:- Lekin bharat phir bhi haaregi? DIVYAA:- Ha woh toh lagta hai mujhe ARCHANA:- Ohh salil rona please shuru mat karna idhar please SALIL:- You are not a Indian,you are South African ARCHANA:- Just Shup Up SALIL:- Bharat haregi tabh tu hi royegi ARCHANA:- But what about bollywood also,isliye jo shaadiya honi ja rahi hai,kya Hrithik wapas se sussanne se shaadi karega,Ha ya Na batayengi khud 'Divya Pandit',who will also talk about Sonam Kapoor's Wedding and Ranveer and Deepika.

AFTER A BREAK

SALIL:- Radio-City 91.1 iss ghante par hum aapko regal cinema aapko le jane wale hai,getting some positivity into your life,kyuki log waise hi bade taras rahe thae na har chhez ko padh ke,achaa by the way,some good news again,yeh stock market dubara nayi chotiya paar karte hue.

ARCHANA:- Oh God yeh salil ka roz ka celebration aur yaha pe roz dukh hota hai SALIL:- Toh mai kya karu agar roz market upar ja raha hai ARCHANA:- But its been very good last 2 weeks for him yeah,Hamare sath expert tarot card reader,reiki specialist healer hai,naam hai inka 'Divya Pandit'

SALIL:- Jo aap already bol chuki hai ki padmavati bahot HIT hogi aur virat kohli haar jayenge

ARCHANA:- Arre Yaar tu apna rona-dhona bandh kar mujhe shaadi ke bare mai puchne de,I love my Hrithik Roshan,By the way divyaa hrithik roshan mere dil ka,jigar ka tukda hai aur maine sunna hai ki unki aur sussanne ki shaadi,kaafi confirmed sources se maine khud suna hai ki woh shaadi karne wale hai.

DIVYAA:- Haan Ji Archana,karne wale hai,bilkul karne wale hai. SALIL:- Oh Terii!! ARCHANA:- Yeh aapko kisine bola nahi hai,you are just seeing this in the picture. DIVYAA:- Yes yes I am seeing this SALIL:- Divya woh paiso ka batwaara,itni gali galoch yeh sab phir yaar DIVYAA:- But they are back again ARCHANA:- And this is for good I am guessing DIVYAA:- Yes its for good SALIL:- Ha ab jo dusri couple jo bahot discussion mai rehti hai ARCHANA:- Ha,Ha ,kya hai na virushka ke baad pata nahi kyu sabki nazre ja rahi thi-ranveer aur deepika par

SALIL:- Kya woh Shaadi karenge? DIVYAA:- Haan ji Karenge,bilkul karenge ARCHANA:- Iss saal karenge ya agle saal karenge DIVYAA:- Bahot jald unki shaadi hongi ARCHANA:- Jald,so are you saying 2018 ya 2019,what you say? DIVYAA:- 2018 se after june ARCHANA:- Oh My God!! SALIL:- Itna sab kuch diya toh boldo salman bhi shaadi karengi ki nahi. DIVYAA:- Salman ka thoda mushkil hai ARCHANA:- Mushkil hai ki namumkin hai? DIVYAA:- Mushkil hai aur namumkin bhi ARCHANA:- Oh God, OK SALIL:- Sir ke abhi umar bhi ho gayi hai na,abhi shaadi karne ki umar nahi hai ARCHANA:- Actually asli Don wohi bane not Shahrukh Khan,Ok Divyaa my last question is sonam because recently mai unko mili aur unke haatho mai log cream laga rahe hai,mereko laga haye yeh toh aisa lag raha ki inki shaadi ho rahi hai

SALIL:- Plus woh badi open hai apne relationship ke bare mai chupatti kuch nahi hai ARCHANA:- Ha but bola nahi hai ki shaadi kar rahi hai-ha ya na,she is like totally in the center,toh aap bata dijiye kab ho rahi hai sonam kapoor ki shaadi

DIVYAA:- Mujhe toh lagta hai next three months ke baad uski shaadi hone wali hai ARCHANA:- So not in March,everyone's saying March-march-march DIVYAA:- I can't see it in march,I can see it in may ARCHANA:- OHH! SALIL:- Veere di wedding ke baad,beta you are smart producer ARCHANA:- May you be a happy couple sonam,god so many shaadi's SALIL:- And we are not getting invited to even one. ARCHANA:- Kyuki Divyaa bahot sari cheezo mai believe karti hai,especially healing mai,toh jo log sunn rahe hai unke liye koi vishesh tippni hai

DIVYAA:- Well mai ek tippni dungi ki yeh saal jo hai-2018 is a year of moon,aur iss saal bahot sare eclipse bhi hai,people either will do very very well in their life or they will go very very low like they will be very very depressed,so I feel you should take care of your mental health

ARCHANA:- Uske liye kya karna chahiye DIVYAA:- Well do a little meditation archana,that's very very important because taking 5 minutes off in your life and doing just a little bit of self meditation is very very important.

SALIL:- Hum bhi toh positivity lane ki koshish kar rahe hai,issi ghante,M POSITIVE,naya blood group jo archana,mai,harshita aur oulkit leke aaye hai issi reason ki wajah se

ARCHANA:- Thank You so much Divya mujhe lagta hai hum mobile phones ke sath kuch jyada hi hamari life bita rahe hai,so stay away from Instagram,Twitter,Facebook for a while,keep your phones away,keep everything away aur thoda apne aap ko pyaar karo,'Correct Divyaa Ji'

DIVYAA:- YES very important,very important. ARCHANA:- Thank you so much,Thank you so much.

#divyaa #divyaapandit #radiocity #91.1 #whitelighthealingcenter

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lekshk · 4 years

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Swasthya ka Ped- Hastha Khilta

The world is a complicated place, and there's a lot of division between people. The performing arts tend to unify people in a way nothing else does.

What a wonderful way of explaining the power of fine arts! David Rubenstein just nailed it!

I was thinking of the Amar Chitra Katha days and how my life was filled with numerous stories- each ending with a message. I am not sure whether it was the simple language or the colourful illustrations that did the trick. But they do stay in my mind even today. Well that made me realize that pictures create a deep impression in our minds. When that’s combined with audio visual works, they definitely create a deeper impact as compared to prose. I mean, a 5 min film on eye donation would be far more effective than a colourful pamphlet portraying the same. I think homo sapiens love “manoranjan” or “entertainment”. Probably because, who has the time in the world to get serious when it’s all about being happy at the end of the day? After all we have enough problems to worry about in our day to day lives! And of course, gyaan baazi is a serious no no.

I guess this gave birth to social messages being delivered through fine arts as they not only provided entertainment but also made our lives far more meaningful.

So ladies & gentlemen- on this note, I present “The Health Tree” aka “Swasthya ka Ped – Hastha, Khilta”.

This was a Nukkad Nataka done at 6 hamlets (3 each spanning 2 days) - Bhanwra fala, Naya Ghar, Odha A on day 1 and Thoota Modha, Kyada and Thrimod on day 2.

We selected 22nd and 23rd August 2016 as our target audience were the male migrants who would be home for Raksha bandhan. Thus the so called “panchayat abhiyaan” was focused on aspects of general health and the famously infamous topic - contraception. As the women folk were already attending community meetings on a regular basis, why should the male migrants who also have equal responsibility in terms of general health and family planning be bereft of it?

These hamlets belonged to Panchayats- Manpur & Ghated respectively. Since the homes were scattered, we couldn’t ask for a better tool than a dholak and a spoon & plate to invite them to see our performance.

As the children gathered first, we started with our hand wash session. It became even more interesting when I went right into their midst while my colleagues gave instructions. They giggled, felt trickled when I came to check their hands – “The inspector rani”

The pictures look fun, but we had to face a lot of challenges on day 1. A few excerpts and how we overcame them on day 2:

1. The unmerciful rain gods – Though we didn’t mind performing in the rains, people were reluctant to move out of their houses.

2. Arre gaon walon, Saamne aao, Mat sharmao, Natak dekho, Arre Khel dekho, Ohhhh Gaon waalo - Crazily shouting our lungs out accompanied by the dholak, spoon & plate. We overcame this the second day when we got the gramophone horn! Saved us a lot of our energy for our performance and helped us gather people quick too.

3. When children ran to us excitedly – Though we had the health tree with us, we clearly didn’t want to grab the attention of children considering the topic of contraception. But it was so sweet to see that the dholak, the spoon and the plate thrilled them no end. So for their eagerness, we did a short presentation on hand wash, a fun filled interactive lesson.

4. SPACE – Where on earth do we perform? The houses are small, there was no verandah. So we did at anganwadis or junctions making sure not to block the traffic (like for e.g. the thrimod).

5. Contraception – Day 1 was challenging because we could do only in one hamlet as we couldn’t get the appropriate audience. But day 2 was spot on. If at one place, we finished the hand wash and health tree session in the open area of the school, we did manage to get the adults in the anganwadi for the contraception session. Though direction was a bit weak, it was worth the effort. Not only that, in another hamlet we were clever enough to divide the audience into 2 groups – children & the adults and successfully managed the sessions without much chaos. We became so bold towards the end that at Thrimod, we did the contraception part right in the middle of the road and though we couldn’t avoid the kids, we still went ahead & performed. Bhaad mei jaaye, jo hoga dekha jayega!

Last but not the least, despite all this, as the pictures suggest, we did have loads of fun because we were so crazy about the idea! The Swasthya ka Ped was an instant hit, the hand-made charts, the narration and the mime just hit it off together. Kudos to the entire team for their hardwork!

And finally a glimpse of how Lekshmy became Laali – the Swasthya ka Ped

Ye hai meri pyaari Laali Laali hai ek swasth paudha, sundar aur nirali

Par Laali hai udhaas

Na jaane kya hai uske pareshaani ki baat?

Hai meri laali, kyu tu itna sookh gayi?

Tu dikhti hai beemar, tera shareer itna kamzor

Haye tu toot gayi, kya ab kabhi na tu utt payegi?

Par jab maine tera rakha khayal, fir utt gayi meri hasti laali.

Ye nahi hai sirf Laali ki kahaani. Hum sab mein hai ek swasthya ka paudha jiska hum sab rakhenge dhyaan

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wannawrite · 7 years

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you know who else heart was shredded in colourless? naya na naya na LIKE HOW COULD SHE SEE COLOURS BUT NOT HIM OR IS IT A PUNISHMENT FOR HIM

hey anon, please, please, please don’t worry! All is well and I can’t spoil anything so I guess we’ll have to wait and see in part 3 / ? 😊💓

- Admin L

#Admin L #admin replies #pls dont kill me #i love you guys #park woojin #wanna one scenarios

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mukhtaleef · 7 years

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IPKKND3: My Thoughts - Episode 4

Scene repeat!! Must be a call about chandni.

Yup I was right. God these women are obnoxious!

Jisne tujhe bachaya aur who was making sexual passes at you chandni!

Ishhh…kya thappad tha. It is my life long dream to slap a bastard!

Mushtanda…lol!!

He is standing right there people. Not even really hiding!

Ooh who are these two chirraiya?

Lol they are running away from makeup ki dukan as well. Glad I am not the only one annoyed by her.

Jiji!! So they chandni’s younger sisters!

God these clothes are eye sores!! Print on print is a good trend but seriously these prints are clashing horribly! Such pretty colours, so many options but alas!

Khushi’s chamkeele and Pom Pom clothes are looking divine in front of these monstrosities. Seems to me stylist has gone colour blind!!

Hume mat sikha sikha 😂

This shikha seems to rudra counterpart of this show!

Why is her sari draped like this!!

Awww poor girl! No one deserves to be treated like that.

Hahaha…yahi ki aap khud katta rakhengi.

Chandni seems like a really level headed person.

Da fuck did I just see!!! Shat pratishat vashishth!! God!! What is with gulneet and these stupid tag lines?! Dil boley oberoi kafi nahi tha michmichi dene ke liye? Abe ye naya tagline!! That too complete with equally stupid hand gestures 😒😒

NOOOOOOO…cooking bhi karti hai ye?? Oh my god!! These girls are oberoi brothers part 2!!

Ye kya paagalpan hai. I swear ye tarah se has has ke bartano ke sath khel sirf serial aur movies me ho sakta hai. Real life me to desi mummiyo ne maar maar ke tumba baja dena hai!!

Thank god it ended!!

Ooh…so this chutki maid is working for advay!!

I swear only in desi tellywood it becomes so difficult for a person to pick up a single phone call!!

Who checks out the back of a phone.

Ye aa gai makeup ki dukan!! Lol. Her version of aunty mat kaho na!!

Who is going to clean all that 7up? Rich kids I swear! And how in the hell they are not drenched in it?

Grooving to piya piya o piya!! Ngl it was one of my favourite dancing track back in the days.

Oops mommy is here.

Finally advay is back home!!

I do agree this whistle tone has a tinge of nostalgia to it. I almost started to recall my childhood!!

This set is quite pretty though!!

What I am always surprised in every tellywood shows is that they never change the interiors of a house. Like how can you live in exactly same looking place for years!!

Wow. Again only filmy mothers would smile at all that ruckus that kids created. Irl as Russell peters said, somebody is gonna get hurt tonight, is the sentiment of desi parents!!

Badki jiji seems pretty loving towards chandni. I hope this is real and she is not acting!!

Chutki maid is spying on badki jiji.

I quite like this whistle tune!!

Awww…young Miku is cute as well.

Awww my boy. Don’t cry!! *pats his floofy hair*

Wow. Telly version of yaado ki baarat.

This show is so cliched! I can’t even 😂😂

Doggy wala kutta 😂😂

Damn!! I am gonna say it again. Badki jiji is pretty good villain. Pretty smart, conniving and mature. Not loud or annoying like most of them out there, yes I am looking at you pinky singh oberoi!! Or comical for that matter!

Ooh so the vashishth family is not the only one behind whole drama!!

Saara sheher hil gaya tha!! Aisa Kya kaand kiya tha tum logo ne?? Batao batao. Mai kisi ko nahi bataungi!!

So advay doesn’t know who all were a part of it!

Really Advay!! Chandni was just a 7-8 year old kid! How could she be a part of it all willingly? Where is your rational mind? Her family though is a good guess.

So chandni’s father was chhota mahant! Why does senior vashishth look so out of it though? He looks like he doesn’t want to be there and badki jiji unka kaan pakad ke laai hai!!

And dev is still standing in the crowd!! So they were not after him at that time?!

Oh no!! He father was accused of theft and treachery!!

That’s the jeweller they were talking about.

And yes mother was accused of practicing black magic!

Aww this poor girl seemed to have been tricked into thinking that she saw mahantani flying!!

This whole plan is a brain child of badki jiji, no doubt. Looks like she wanted to acquire all the wealth, power and respect a mahant’s family seem to have. Well that’s my theory at least!

Wow!! What a medieval treatment!! What era is this shot in again? Am I watching a period drama?!

How can someone burn people alive is beyond me!!

Is he planning to kill them all?

Who keeps a spare new phone with them? I’ll tell you, Advay Singh Raizada!!

Jaise he hamare area me aayega!! Lol spoken like a true bitch! Apni galli me to kutta bhi sher hota hai 😂

He is taking a picture?! Very subtle advay!

Did they spot him? Or is it just a red herring?!

Precap:

He is still on about chandni Ka jhoot! At least check your facts first mate!!

Kya karke ghar me leke aaunga? I s2g sobti and his mumbling!!

Chhat pe Milne ke liye paise!! Is it another sexual pass? Please don’t be a cheapda advay. I request you. Take all the revenge you want but don’t be a 2 rupees cheapda!!!

What does she want to happen so badly that he is confident of her coming on rooftop to meet him?!

#ipkknd3 #my thoughts #episode 4 #episodic rant #god writing down these thoughts is time consuming #and mine are plain text ones #I don't how y'all do it with gifs and proper formatting #in my defence I am using Tumblr app #to write this down #advay singh raizada #chandni narayan vashishth #ipk3

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fairytheo · 3 years

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WHAT NO VIVI IS SUCH A CUTE NAME IM SOBBING

AND YES PLEASE WHEN’S THE WEDDING I ALREADY BOUGHT THE DRESSES 👰

PLS NO LINA IS CUTER !!! IT LOOKS SO GOOD TO ??? IYKWIM .....

AND YES THE WEDDING IS NOW IF YOU’D LIKE 😏😏 I MEAN I’M READY ANYTIME <33

#💍💍💍#guess who Loves u more ???#Me.#♡⃗ moots #♡⃗ lina #♡⃗ ans #♡⃗ love #Guess who loves you naya na 😼

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 30.11.20 lb

ok we’re just gonna skimmmmmmmmm through the first half of the ep coz i really do not care about the shaadi ceremony; i’m just here for the drama once V arrives.

varmalas exchanged.

i am really feeling for dadi. she’s literally dying from sad.

some gloating from this fuck. (SOMEONE TELL ME WTF HE SAW IN THE CONTAINER HOUSE AND WAS LIKE OHHHHHHHH TOH YEH HAI TUMHARA PLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.......... DID HE SEE V???? DID HE OFFER HIM $$$$$$ TO SWITCH OVER TO HIS TEAM???? WHERE IS ALL THIS OVERCONFIDENCE COMING FROMMMM?????????)

dadi is jhoolofying between stage 2 and 3 of grief, and this fucker is like do kanyadaan no pls. sau jootein naa maaruuun mein isko dadi ko itnaaa pareshaan karne ke liye?????

anyway fwd fwd fwdddddddddddd.

mangalsutra time and lol........... mangalsutra is missing.

growled threats to riddhima, ki i’ll burn this fucking house down and then uske raakh se tumhare maang mein sindoor bharoonga. which again, is a concept taken from naagin 5. Y’ALL NEED TO BE SITTING AT THE OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE CLASS, SINCE YOU CAN’T STOP COPYING YOUR SHIT OFF OF EACH OTHER.

ishani isn’t noticing, but riddhima is actually throwing her the tiniest grateful smile. god i wishhhhhhhhhh they were teamed up, they’d be sooooooo damn formidable together!!!!!!!!

“good job, ishani!”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE STAN THIS KANJI EYED KHURAFAATI COUPLE WHO WON’T STAND FOR ANY FUCKERY WITH VANSH BHAI. BADA MAZZAAA AAAYEGA AB SE INKE SCENES MEIN.

kabir paid off the shady panditji who’s like ok no issues kal tak pehna dena mangalsutra.

phera time.

this b never fated to have a shaadi with her consent. how does someone get into this situation not once, but TWO (2) wholeass times?????? at this point, you have got to realise that the problem is YOU.

AAKHRI FUCKING PHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

god knows what she threw in the fire but as the song goes..........

sis poori taiyyaari ke saath aayi hai. had tucked in one of her 3000 zeher ki sheeshis into her lehenga/kafan. taking a shot like she’s at her bff’s bachelorette party.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand.........................

“the fuck is going on in this house?????”

isski batteeesi toh dekho. lmao. too cute. she gets such few opportunities in this show to smile genuinely, and it’s nice to see her be truly happy in a moment!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SAAJAN-JI GHAR AAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(whaddya know????? he coordinated his outfit and everything!!!!!!!!)

poor dadi had justttttttt reached the depression/acceptance part of grief and le.............. naya shock.

also i cannot stop lmao at angreeeeeeee. hahahahahahahaha.

khee khee khee khee. kabir currently hearing this music in his head.

meanwhile riddhima’s internal soundtrack is going.........

asldkfjdlsafldskjfldskjflkdsjlfkjdlsflsdflkjdsl the look he’s throwing at kabirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

kabir:

lmaooooooooooooo riddhima is about to murder V for his shenanigans

“hero ki entry aisi hi hoti hai, riddhima!” lmaooooooooooo. he’s gonna get bitch-slapped for this the moment they’re alone together.

lmao he quickly just hugged her again to shut her up. v. cute moment.

angre is still in shock lmao, i can’t get over it.

once again the Murder Look has been set on kabir. lmaoooooo i really wouldn’t wanna be him rn.

“inspector kabir. vansh raisinghania apni riyaasat mein waapas laut aaya hai. swagat nahi karoge humara?”

can’t deny, there was a lotttttt of swag in this moment.

also riddhima the dumbass stillllllllllllllllllll doesn’t realise even now that this is vansh??????? you can have trained him as much as you want, but THIS WHOLE ~~~~AURA~~~ AND VOCABULARY AND THE VOICE AND THE EXPRESSIONS????? THAT CANNOT BE TAUGHT, MY SIMPLE-MINDED SIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao pairrr chooooein dadi ke. 50,000 ka phatka for riddhima, as per rate card. (plus how much ever the 2 hugs would have cost..............)

AW MANNNNNNNN, LOOK AT HIS BABY 🥺🥺🥺 FACE. AND DADI’S HAPPINESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A GENUINELY GOOD MOMENT! THIS IS THE SHIT I WATCH TELLYWOOD FORRRR.

but this bhagwaan talk is not very vansh-y. huh. guess there’s nothing like surviving falling off a 1000 foot cliff to become religious.

I???????????? AM?????????? GENUINELY?????? SO??????? SOFT????????????????????

“yeh kaise ho sakta hai??? poori zindagi mein maine itna daraawana sapna nahi dekha hai!!! aur yeh toh haqeeqat banke aa gaya!!”

snortttttttttttttt. i love itttttttt. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT.

i got distracted by the fly crawling all over K’s varmaala. reminiscent of the mike pence fly!

“mujhe toh nahi lagta yeh vansh hai. [...] it’s just not possible!”

ASDKDJFSDLKFJLSDKJFLSDJK THE MOMENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!

bhaiiiiiiiiiii has to manaaofy roothi behenaaaa firsttttt. yesssss ishaaaniiiiiii make him work for itttttt. bhai dooj bhi miss kar diya manhoos ne apne dramay karne ke chakkar main!!!!!

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo kabir’s reaction at his ek hazaaron mein meri behenaaaaa hai getting taken tf back. besttttttttttttt.

“mere chote prince ya princess ka kya haal hai? khayaal rakha uska?”

“jaan se bhi zyaada.”

“par ab aap aa gaye hain. toh thodi careless ho sakti hoon. haina?”

WHEN I TELL YOU I YELLED SO FUCKING HAPPILY AT MY SCREEN AT THIS MOMENT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!

question about siya. and promise ki ab main aa gaya hoon na, sabbbbbb theek kar doonga. haaaaaaye, old shivaay waali feelings i’m getting yaaaar, when he was Best Big Brother. god, i really love this tropeeeee. yeh waala tellywood set hamesha aise bade bhaiyyon se aabaad rahe!

angre still like wHoo aRe yOu tHo??????

RAM BHARAT MILAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaooooooo vansh turning around to look at chachi and her fakeasssssss

chachi twitter/insta fandom ki awaaz hote hue is like your beardddddd tho :’((((((((( and V is like hospital staff ne hulia bigaad diya. BITCH MORE LIKE IMPROVED IT 1000x. ugh so stinkin hotcutegorgeous you are right nowwwwww.

like this face he made???????? i just cannot standdddddddddddd how fucking good he looks in this ep?!?!!?!?!?

“meri soch se kahin zyaada achche se sambhaal raha hai yeh sabhi ko.” lmao riddhima, you dumbassssssssss. you are just so fucking stupiddddd istg.

lmao his ice cold look at mummy’s fakeassery.

backstory toh plan kii thi in dono ne, lekin riddhima ne itnaaaaa zyaada bhi nahi training dii ke itnaaaa chhaaaaaa jaaaye lol.

sdlkjdslkfjlskdjfldkfjldskjfldskjfldksjfldskfjlkdsjkl time for sexxxyyyyyyyyyyy

i just want someone to look at me with as much lust and mirth as vansh looks at kabir. that’s all i’m asking for.

riddhima looking at this like danggggggg i about to lose both my men. that too, to each other.

asdflkdsjflkdsjflkjdslfkjdslkfjlksdjflkdsjflkdsjflkjdslfkj he literally gave K the european “up yours” gesture while showing him his ghaav. i truly do love V2.0

“shareer ke ghaav bhar lenge, kabir. lekin dil ke ghaav....... zindagi bhar ke liye dard de jaatein hain.”

OMFG THIS DUMBASS STILL DOESN’T REALISE THAT IT’S VANSH?!!?!?!?!?!!? THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME DIALOGUE *SHE* TOLD HIM THE DAY SHE DISCOVERED RAGINI AND THEY BOTH HAD INJURIES ON THEIR HANDS AFTER HE PUNCHED THE CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!! RIDDHIMA YOU LITERAL DINGDONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

V demanding answers of mummy ki just what this asshole doing in my house, and ishani is just tooooooooo happy to fill bhai in on the goss. lmaooooooo i loveeeee ittttttt!!!!!!!!!

V like hmmmmmmmm seems a little too nicely wrapped up for my liking.

lmao chachi is like oh god if he catches their kaand, then ours is just thaaaaat much easier to find out, and she’s putting in a good word for mummy and K. koiiiiiiiiiiii faayyyda nahi hai. even in the unlikely event that he’s not vansh, photuuuuu dekh ke hi pehchaan gaya tha vihaan ke tum log awwal number ke draamebaaz ho.

kiskoooooooo pattttiiiii padaaaa rahe ho tum log haan???? bhai apna hardware/software/anti-malware sabbbbbbbb upgrade karwaaake aaya hai. aise nahi phasne waala.

chaachi is like IT’S ALL RIDDHIMA’S FAULT! SHE’S THE ONE WHO LET HIM IN!!!!!!!!!!

welp! :) :) :) :)

BEST EPISODE I’VE EVER WATCHED OF THIS SHOW?!?!!?!?!?!? YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY PSYCHED FOR WHAT’S COMING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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