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heatherchasesyou · 6 months
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itoshi-s · 1 year
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reo and rin possessive in opposite ways, reo loves flaunting what no one else will ever have (you) and (with consent) sends vids and pics of you to the group chat like it’s nothing, where as rin will literally kill anyone who dares to look at you for a second too long
AJHFAKFAAL ANON THIS COMPARISON IS SOOOO GUD BC IT'S SO TRUE !!!!! they're absolute polar opposites and tbh cannot get each other's pov for the life of them 😭 reo sends one of his s/o's thirst traps to the group chat and rin is like .. absolutely disgusted. why'd he do that. he imagines a similar situation happening with his s/o and it makes his eye twitch lol it just doesn't make sense to him... sees it as downright disrespectful in a way really even tho he knows reo's s/o is fine w it
reo is definitely a lil fucked in that head <3 loooves to flaunt u in every way possible. you're his prettiest little thing, his greatest treasure - it's a shame no one else gets to see just how stunning you are, isn't it? if you're okay with it and give him the green light, WHEWWWWW the rest of the team is lucky as hell !!!!! get to indulge on the mirror selfies of you in the newest lingerie set that reo got u,, sometimes get to hear your little moans and pleads from the other side of the wall :( cuz when reo wants you, he wants you now, and there's no point in wasting any time. he drags u to the nearest room and fucks you so good, there's still this droopy look to his eyes as you two exit the spare bedroom :( you're all over his socials as well, starting from daily lil pics with your finger getting into frame and ending on official event photos. really he just takes on any chance he gets to show how lucky he is!!
rinnie... oh rin baby :( i love him so much. he's crazy. he really is. he knows it's hard to communicate with him at times and he thanks the gods when you only give a playful roll of your eyes to his grumbling instead of getting annoyed w his antics. he just cannot help but get frustrated whenever he sees some article on you on social media, the comments downright disgusting because hello??? why would any sleaze say anythin like it about you when even the title states that you're the girlfriend of uefa's player of the year??? like yeah you're taken. he gets it - you're drop dead gorgeous, the most beautiful and breathtaking thing he's ever seen in his entire life (and he's seen a lot). and he KNOWSSS that he's the one that gets to see you daily, first thing in the morning, and that he's the only one to get the sweetest kisses and most sinful touches from you. but it's just unconscious to him sometimes </3 he glares at any guy who looks at you in a way that seems suspicious to him, even goes the extra mile to wrap an arm around your shoulders and pull you closer, until he can lean his head down and kiss you. he's not that big on pda, and whenever he does show you affection in public, it's most likely bc he's jealous lol. there's not many pictures of you on his socials until you get engaged/married and have kids (the media rly loves this whole family guy persona that they never thought he had to him lol and he's much less stiff on his sm the older he gets) BUT he does have a few pictures of you on the red carpet or some events in general <3 you look absolutely stunning and he's got no shame. posts u like he's your biggest fan (he is!!!!!!!) >_< also for the nsfw turn ........ he rly cannot make up his mind whether he hates the thought of anyone hearing your pretty little sounds or gets off on it LOL he's like, no just wait until we get home, baby, no way on some days but if he's particularly love sick, he has no restraints ! pulls you into the bathroom for just a quickie, it's not like any of the guys will notice - they're too busy celebrating by the bar, right??? he tries to reason w himself, but he knows they will notice and that they WILL hear as you whimper his name. that's the whole point really <3 feed his ego girlie he loooves it
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literaphobe · 2 years
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i think one problem with demoralization, in addition to being able to physically see ur team fall behind with no idea how to fix it, is that the first couple builds basically decide ur placement. something i noticed in mccp22 is that the first few teams who completed the first few builds fastest basically remained in their place the entire time. like unless u choke HARD theres no real way to fall behind like that, whereas in sands of time u can die n lose all ur coins, or in survival games u can get screwed over by loot rng, or in ace race u can very easily fuck up, even if ur usually cracked (see: punz in mcc22).
in the same way, theres no real way to jump ahead like gathering a vault or doing skips or getting lots of kills. it manufactures a feeling of helplessness, especially considering theres no ACTUAL way to practice (i think if the only way u can really practice is goddamn memory exercises or crafting speed thats an issue. "gitting gud" at these things is tedious, time consuming, frustrating, and often has to happen daily. its literally training ur brain to work differently. coupled with things like colorblindness or adhd its literally less effort to just take the L and sweat for make-up coins in higher multiplier games)
i rlly do think adding just a little bit of rng would benefit the game a lot. things like the building materials generating in different ways, the builds being a certain amount of complete (or not there at all), or stuff like powerups for teams in lower positions... things that wouldnt even rlly change the core mechanics of the game... would make it feel so much more dynamic and workable.
exactly but build mart enjoyers are so fucking RESISTANT to ANY sort of fucking change to build mart . u don’t see that w SoT enjoyers
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srlkiller · 2 years
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the difference between me n a lot of other ppl is that i can rlly hate sum1 but if u look good from the outside or if u dress well orrr have some kind of intelligence… hustle.. u kno, anything like that.. i am extremely blunt w my views n opinions & have no problem separating whatever ‘hate’ or ‘issue’ i have with you on a personal level from whatever positive, respectable things that you may have about u goin on.. if that even makes any fuckin sense???. ive noticed over the years that some ppl rlly just cannot do that shit lmao n it drives them INSANE. they put up a total front when it’s completely obvious to everybody else.. it’s rlly not that deep. if ur pretty then imma say that. if u hav good style or intellectual abilities then u probably kno i absolutely fucking hate u n not to approach me irl lol but if someone asked me “do you think so and so is a good looking person?” & if i objectivly think about that shit… n i genuinely do think u r a gud looking person…. then i would say sum shit like “yeah i think so and so is a good looking person but i fucking hate this about them or i don’t like them bc this that and whatever..” i can’t b fake. i would rather jus be real about it or not say shit at all. some ppl will go to their fucking graves having the total inability to do that and idk why… maybe sumtimes i do hav the tendency 2b ‘too blunt’ of a person to the point where ppl hav said i come off as ‘intimidating’ but id rather b too blunt w it then put up a front. the ppl i don’t like kno i dont like them n the ppl i do like kno that i like them.. shouldn’t it b that way with literally everybody? it would make shit a whole lot EASIER. that would make things SIMPLE. girls don’t seem to think that way tho… ive always had more of a male orientated way of thinking MORE than a female way.. males make for better friends then girls do lmao. but then they always make shit complicated OR if they have a gf or im helping them w the bitch they like n then that girl finds out about me omfg.. the drama that comes out of that. i remember losing my male best friend bc he started dating one of those types n she made him block me after we were friends for over a decade n she was convinced we had fucked or that i liked him n it was the most ridiculous thing bc he was not my type at all.. he was like a brother… ive slept in his bed next to him n we had never kissed let alone fucked…… but he was so happy bc it was like his first serious relationship n i helped him ask her out it was so cute at the time so ultimately i had to jus… look at it like ok let him b happy, learn from it ect. hopefully they are still together n hopefully he is happy but i think im still blocked on everything so idk lol. but yeah i rarely let ANYONE get close to me in ANY type of way so when i lose a friend that actually hurts me more than anything bc i keep my circle very very small.. now to the point of not making any more friends after losing everyone years ago bc fuk that. idk where i went w this post but anyways lmao i hope this made sense :///
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halloweenbitch2764 · 3 years
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Sinclairs, Thomas, Michael, Billy Loomis, Brahms, Jason and whoever tf u want reacting 2 their fem s/o begging them 2 step on her and 2 str8 up fuking beat her and then says sum shit like “Plz step on me, beat me, kick me, punch me, use me” ty my bro hav gud day hope I’m not a bother
TW: NSFW Content
This request made me laugh. I love it. Thanks for the request!
Bo Sinclair
His head will snap to you when you ask him to step on you
Will be caught off guard but quickly regain his composure
You won't notice you even caught him off guard
He'll give a cocky smirk and lick his lips
"Yeah? And why do you want me to do that darlin'?"
He nearly loses his mind when you tell him to use you
You certainly don't have to ask him twice
If he's horny enough he won't even wait to take you to the bedroom
He'll simply fuck you wherever you are
So be wise when you say it to him otherwise you may end up getting fucked in the grass/dirt/etc.
Vincent Sinclair
Unlike his twin, he doesn't quite understand what that means
He thinks you mean literally
And he's quite worried
Once you explain what it means he'll get flustered
He may have his moment of being a perv but that's on his terms, not you catching him off guard
He's flattered though
He's happy he's wearing a mask to hide the blush that bloomed over his face
He doesn't quite know how to respond to it but wants you to know he's appreciative of such a compliment
So he signs "thank you" and the next time you fuck you're in for a treat
Lester Sinclair
Like Bo, Lester knows what that means from his exposure to the "normal" world
The world outside of Ambrose
He hasn't heard that saying (step on me) in so long that it caught him off guard
And then he busted out laughing
But then the "use me" part registers and he gets flustered
He gets flustered easily by sexual stuff
At least for now
When he gets more comfortable then it's game on
As long as he doesn't have any chores to do and nobody's around he'll start getting frisky
He can and will fuck you outside of the privacy of his house
Just hope neither of his brothers pops in for a surprise visit
Thomas Hewitt
Confused as fuck
Why would you ask me to hurt you like that?
He knows you like a little pain but nothing like what you were saying
He took it literally
The "use me" part soared over his head since your requests before had caught him so off guard and so quickly confused him
He wouldn't ever do anything like that to you!
He's so much bigger he knows he could really hurt you
Once you explain what it means he's completely flustered
He thanks his lucky stars that his mask hides the blush on his face
Though his eyes show enough emotion for you to know exactly what he's thinking and feeling
Once you two get some alone time he's more than happy to fulfill your wishes
Michael Myers
Takes it literal
Because of course he does
He's confused though
But I mean, if you really wanted him to he would
He is a massive sadist after all
Once you notice he seems a bit confused by his body language, you explain
And really that's all it takes
Hope you don't have anywhere to be the rest of the day
And hope your legs don't give out the next day
Billy Loomis
Fuckboy in his element
Immediately horni
The horniest motherfucker
He knows exactly what you mean and the "use me" part is just an added bonus
He was going to do that anyways
He'll tease you before he actually does anything
"Is that right cutie? Want me to wreck that hot body of yours?"
Prepare for a long night
And not being able to walk straight the next day
Or two
Brahms Heelshire
Finds the saying amusing
He doesn't understand what it means but it's quite funny
Though the "use me" part automatically stands out
Because he has "selective hearing"
As in he's always looking for a reason to fuck
When you figure out he probably doesn't understand your modern slang you explain it to him
He's ready to go
Hope you're in the mood
Jason Voorhees
Alarmed at first
Why would you ask him to do such a thing??
He would never ever ever purposefully hurt you
Why would you want him to start now?
The "use me" part isn't heard as he's confused and alarmed about the rest of the abuse listed
Once you explain to him what it all means, he's completely flustered
Anything sexual flusters him to be fair
He loves you but it would be a while before he'd be comfortable with hurting you in the bedroom
So softer, gentler sex will have to suffice
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thatsthetriick · 3 years
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Jjba characters switching bodies with their s/o
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Summary: Body swap with their s/o! Some freaky friday shit! :D, It’s basically a work of a stand! ;), yeah all my inspiration is from the movie ‘Your name’ I rlly love that movie sm made me cry huhu, if u haven’t watched it srsly watch it its gud Disclaimer: Body swapping, possible pervertness from characters lmao, all characters are aged up! gn! reader, and mentions of killing from Dio's headcanon Header photo:  Namaikizakari
Part 3 Characters body swapping with their s/o + DIO
Joseph Joestar ❀ “AAAAAAAH!” Joseph would screen and look at the mirror to see that he was in your body? What’s happening! Was it a stand user that did this? Eitherway he even tries summoning your stand but instead he ends up getting his same stand, hermit purple? Weird. ❀ He’ll probably blush at the fact he’s temptedt o look at your body but he has no time for that! He rushed out of his hotel room and quickly find you to see if you got in his body and his deductions were correct, you were also freaking out since you were in his body and Avdol was trying to calm you down. ❀ Once he steps in Avdol immediately widens his eyes and questions if he was Joseph and he managed to confirm that he was joseph and Avdol conclucded that both of you swap bodies because of a possible stand user. ❀ You two have to deal with it the whole day and Polnareff always reassured you two that it’s going to be fine, not a big deal though he does laugh and tease at the both of you sometimes. ❀ Since you’re in Joseph’s body you wear pretty fashionable clothes because ur cool and hot. ( ;) i love u reader -author) While Joseph wears more of your plain clothes just a shirt and pants, but he still wears his hat. ❀ You two eventually got separated from the group and found the stand user and managed to attack ther user and returned back to your bodies. Jotaro Kujo ❀ He’ll be staring at the mirror and let out a “tch”, he already knows this is a work of a stand user, he just stares at the mirror for a long time and then walks out of his hotel room, calmly but still wearing your pjs. ❀ Once he enters to the room he was in his hands would be in his pockets, Kakyoin would be helping you think on how this happened but looks at Jotaro who was in your body and his eyes widened and kakyoin was right you two did switch bodies. ❀ When you where in a hunt from the stand user who did this to you and Jotaro you wore his turtle neck only and with no jacket and no hat, he decided to wear his hat with your body and he wore one of your leather jackets since it fits him compared to his original jacket. ❀ Girls would circle around you and you would flirt with them back because it’s funny to see Jotaro annoyed that you’re having way too much fun being him, “It’s not that bad being you” You would say and he would just scoff and tell you to not enjoy it too much. ❀ He was having a hard time being you as well since you look like an approachable person compared to him so a lot of people advertised products to you or if not foreigners asking for him and other things like that and honestly you would answer it for him. ❀ You two eventually got attacked from the back from the same stand user that switch both of you, and good thing that it doesnt switch your stands so you two managed to beat the stand user and Jotaro had to change back to his uniform. Kakyoin Noriaki ❀ Honestly he wouldn’t notice it for a bit and then when he does he quickly looks at the mirror and then starts processing it all and quickly rushes to his shared room with Jotaro.  ❀ He wakes you up before you even freak out and you’d be freaking out back in your own room. You two start thinking what made you two switch your bodies and you both agreed and concluded that it was probably a stand user they met the night before, but who? They met so many people the night before. ❀ It was honestly fun that you two were trying to figure out the puzzles of this mystery, but after a few hours pass by you two went to the others to inform them a stand user switched both of your bodies, it was only 9 AM at this time so you all got breakfast and tried thinking of ways to find the stand user. ❀ You wore different clothes for Kakyoin, his uniform was too hot and you couldn’t handle the heat of the sun already so you wore more comfortable and thin clothing, just a long sleeves polo shirt but you folded the sleeves, he honestly didn’t have much different clothes, only his pajamas and his uniform then extra polos. ❀ He in the other hand actually dressed up pretty nice with your body, he had good taste in clothing. ❀ This whole experience got you two closer together honestly, before you two wouldn’t really talk that much so the fact that this whole freaky friday thing is the one that made you two close is kinda funny but it was alright since you two knew a lot of things from each other just by talking the whole time you two looked for the stand user who did this. ❀ When you two encountered the stand user everyone else in the group was behind so they help you two defeat the stand user and got swapped back to your bodies, and unlike Jotaro he wouldn’t really change out of the clothes you wore for him since he wanted to be polite and it actually suited him. Muhammad Avdol  ❀ he sweats and gulps as he looks at the mirror, he started thinking about how this happened? ❀He came to your room to see you in his body and talking to Joseph that you were you, and he confimed that the both of you seemed like you two switched bodies. ❀ Joseph went to call the others and everyone had a meeting in Joseph and Avdol’s room and you all tried recalling what happened yesterday or yesterday night and who you all encountered and spoke to. ❀ Polnareff would be teasing that Avdol is a lucky guy and jokes about weird things and Avdol would just defend you and say that this is serious even though Avdol is a bit flustered that he switched with you. He just doesn’t experess it my guy. ❀ You and Avdol got separated a lot from the group but you two manage to talk a lot, and just like Kakyoing you two learn a lot of things about each other. He wore simple clothes of yours and you wore clothes that were also simple because it was hot again and you still can’t handle too much heat since you might faint or something. ❀ You two struggled but managed to defeat the stand user which made you two switch back to your original bodies, you two would probably prank the others that you’ll be stuck with each other’s bodies forever and pretend to act like each other just to get a reaction from the rest. ❀ You and Avdol had fun picking on everyone making them think you’ll be switched forever, Polnareff kept comforting you two thinking that it’s actually real but you two are so good at acting that Polnareff got fooled. Jean-Pierre Polnareff ❀ This guy is a pervert honestly and would just be flustered if u are are girl he’d probably just stare at your boobs. ❀ Yeah but he’s a pervert, but he still doesn’t peak unless he obviously needs to change his clothes in your body. ❀ You would always remind him to have no funny business and Joseph would also wack him to not do anything weird and he’ll just say “Ow! I haven’t done anything!” or some other comments. ❀ You honestly just wore his clothes because it’s good enough for the heat, but he in another hand wore a tank top for you and shorts or if not shorts with jeans and there was nothing wrong with it just seems like you were going to go swimming or something but you shrugged it off. ❀ He would continue the constant teasing and how he actually likes being swapped with you and that you two are fated to be since out fo all the members you two were the chosen ones and you’d chuckle at his comments like this. ❀ He would flirt with other people even when he’s in your body which makes you wack his head sometimes and remind him that he was still in your body just in case he was forgetting. But despite this he’s been kind and polite to you and made you laugh a lot during the time you two switched bodies, this is where you two got closer than ever. Sure you knew him before but you two never had an actual conversation, usually you two would exchange just a few comments from and that’s all you two ever did, including the flirt. ❀ Once he finds the stand user he quickly chases them until he corners them and you do the finishing touch. You and Polnareff change back and he jokes about being upset that he isn’t you anymore and how he enjoyed the experience. You two would still talk about it in the future since you two found it funny. DIO ❀ This man is a tsundere for you, a good one though. Despite that he’ll still charge to his room where you were in, and you were in his body. He yells at you for doing this and you yell back that your stand doesn’t even have this specific ability. ❀ He tries to command Vanilla Ice to look for the one responsible for doing this to the both of you, but since Vanilla Ice just saw you and he didn’t notice that it was Dio in your body, thus he didn’t follow him and just looked at you instead and asked what you wanted to do to Dio. ❀ You have fun being him because you are in high power but he still had the world stand so he technically still has power to control you and you would scoff at this and Tell Vanilla Ice the whole story that the two of you switched bodies and even revealed that you two switched stands and Vanilla Ice was frustrated to hear that one of Dio’s followers did this to the two of you so he immediately got to work. ❀ This meant you two were stuck to wait with each other, he also forced you to tell every follower of his to not step into the room yet since he didn’t want to look like that in front of everyone it makes him look weak and you would roll your eyes. ❀ This man was still cocky though and comments that even though he is in your body he still has the power of the world, and that he can quickly just destroy all the Joestars and their team by pretending to be you and acting like a innocent person. Though he also stated he wanted to defeat the Joestars with HIS body because he kinda wanted the credit of killing the Joestars even though for some reason he sent his followers to kill them for him but you didn’t think too much of it. ❀ You secretly would walk out of his room and ask his own followers for a lot of things, like to get luxurious food or prepare a nice bath and they would find this weird since Dio was technically a vampire and this was out of character of him but you were so good at being Dio that you found so many excuses to their questions. ❀ You would actually put on some clothes while Dio just wears the same thing you wear earlier. ❀ After bantering each other for a long time Vanilla Ice finally defeated the stand user and you two switched back and Dio complained how being you is pathetic and you seriously cant take his comments seriously so you just insult him back, ilke I said this man was a tsundere but he kinda he enjoys being your body he found it really hot, he just doesn’t want to admit it, and he really thought this was an advantage to kill the Joestars immediately but sadly he already told you to request Vanilla ice to find the one responsible of all of this so  he couldn’t do much. ❀ You two continue your lives as a person who assist Dio because Dio forced you to, and with him bossing you around which makes you wanna kick his face but you still continue your duties  
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vikkirosko · 3 years
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i was going through your masterlist and noticed a lack of kanaya content, so i thought i'd remedy that lol could i get a short kanaya <> heir of rage!reader one shot who may or may not have a short fuse and bursts into purple flames when especially angry who's gone on more rampages than they can count on two hands tbh i could see kanaya explaining to them what happened once they've "Burned [themselves] Out" while she patches up their godhood for the millionth time and them being really apologetic about the whole incident thamk u hav a gud day :3c
Now for the full list of beta trolls, I have only Aradia and Tavros left! It's cool!
♍ Kanaya Maryam♦️heir of rage! Reader Oneshot Flames🧵
Once again, Kanaya takes you away from the ashes. You were once again very angry when you saw how one of the enemies attacked Kanaya, and turned them all into ashes. Kanaya was your moirail and you protected her even when you were on Alternia. Only then you didn't burn those who tried to offend her, but simply beat them. Now that you have reached the god tier, you have new powers. One of them was purple fire. He appeared only when you completely lost your temper. You were so enraged that you couldn't control yourself anymore. And it was Kanaya who brought you to your senses. Your clothes were burned through in places. But you didn't care. Kanaya led you to a safe place and began to heal your wounds. Your flame did not harm you, but it did harm your clothes, and Kanaya was forced to sew it up again.
"Did I snap again? "
"Yes"
"Damn... I'm sorry... I'm really sorry..."
She sighed heavily.
"I Understand That It's Hard For You To Control Your Anger, But Please Be More Restrained And Careful"
You nodded and smiled apologetically at her. That was the Kanaya thing. She was always worried about you. She was the reason why you flew into a rage, as well as the only one who could calm you down. She was your moirail. You were very grateful to her, because you knew perfectly well that it was very difficult to tolerate you. And you were even willing to sacrifice your life for her. You were ready to burn to the ground for her.
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lemonade-of-gods · 2 years
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Presenting... (drumrolls plz)... SOTY: danmei AU!!!
(Plot bhad me jao this is the stupidest movie I’ve watched after Main Tera Hero - Varun why would you do this to me - so I’m just changing some shit here and there) 
- Toh Kahaani shuru hoti hai hamare gud boi Luo Binghe who is v v sanskari and an adarsh vidhyarthi (aka mature for his age gifted child TM who is this close to breaking down lmao)
- Our gud boi comes from the Cang Qiong orphanage and is accepted into the prestigious Sisheng University on scholarship basis 
- He gets roomed up with local backbencher Mo Ran who has just broken up with his High School boyfriend Shi Mei and is trying to get him back
- Some shenanigans happen and they fight because Mo Ran thinks Binghe was flirting with Shi Mei (Binghe: i have never done anything wrong in my life ever pls spare me)
- So thus starts out the epic enemies-to-co shizunfuckers-to-fraands backstory!!!! (haan ji you read it right and no neither of them become shizuns)
- Some dumbfuck in college tries to frame Mo Ran, and Binghe with his supreme deductive skills comes to the rescue, thus establishing fraandship
- to say thanks, mo ran drags binghe’s ass into a club and bunhe is mortified because this man Has Never Been In One and is Gud Boi but hey one drink should be fine right? (alexa play vele)
- Several hours later Xue Meng comes to drag shitfaced BingRan out who are both crying their hearts out over failed love lives (Mo Ran mostly cries while Binghe cries in sympathy) with the help of mei twins 
(”Xue Meng how come you get the buy one get one free deal without doing anything?” “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???”)
- And next morning they arrive hungover to their classes (they have separate classes - u kno what this means)
- Mo Ran gets a heart attack on seeing his ex tuition teacher as a professor, who looks even more pissed off on seeing him (damn chu wanning how red can a face go) which he deserves because 12th grade him is responsible for shit that made cwn leave from his post from their hometown college 
- Binghe gets a heart attack on seeing what appears to be a celestial being gifted from the heavens to lowly mortals who they do not deserve. The rumours are true, watching Professor Shen’s face can cure hangovers faster than you can say “LAOSHI”
- 2 years pass and BingRan bond over how attractive their teachers are (prof gu mang and mo xi look at the pining catzuns and go “should we bring out the popcorn?”) and decide to be each others wingmen
- which is WHEN the competition comes in
- Rufeng Corp wants Chu Wanning to work on a project for them and local catzun wants to take on an assistant from one of the students to promote them
- because this is bollywood plot we can’t have simple things so the college decides to host a series of competitions that are thinly veiled excuses for catzuns to see mo wan and bingpup shirtless (xzy: the THINGS i have to do for my ship to sail smh)
- but because this is not karan johar school of nepotism the plot is a bit more sensible ok
- their beloved professors wangxian are doing a marriage and the lans are super rich so half the college gets invited to the destination wedding during the *insert your choice of* holidays (after which competition will start)
- aka time for catzuns and doggos to flirt!!
- local gud boi binghe does a makeup (artist: mo ran) and comes to the sangeet (lets pretend there’s one ok), leaving shen qingqiu choking on his water as all his “Sexy bad boi” fantasies are fulfilled
- mo ran is mo ran and keeps talking about this dude he made out with in the club who ran away before he could see his face (no one notices a certain catzun choking in the background)
-  HOLIDAYS ARE OVER and the competition begins. First up is a test in which Binghe and Mo Ran are among the people who pass
- the second round requires people to pair up in groups of two to build a holy night guardian (or at least semi functioning). Binghe and Mo Ran almost get disqualified because an unknown person sabotages their model but professor chu figures it out in the nick of time and helps them win (Mo Ran: HEART EYES ACTIVATED)
- As people keep getting eliminated, Binghe realizes that Mo Ran desparately wants to win this and be with Chu Wanning and is conflicted on backing out of the competition. Because on one hand there’s this, and on the other if he does Mo Ran would feel like Binghe is doing this out of pity or something
- Conflicted, he goes over to talk about this with Professor Shen. But as he is entering one of the floors, he hears Shi Mei’s voice coming from one of the rooms talking to... assistant TA Hua Binan?
- Some eavesdropping reveals that Shi Mei is planning to sabotage Mo Ran’s chances of losing the third round (which is a 100 meter track race) by spiking his water bottle so that he can go with Chu Wanning to Rufeng and to spite Mo Ran (because Shi Mei is a bastard as always) and his cousin Hua Binan agrees to help him
- Binghe is shocked and goes to Prof shen to talk about this. But what’s this??? Professor Shen is outside??? And Professor Liu who doesn’t like bingbing won’t let him contact Shen??? (anyways Shi Mei is a good sanskari boy, why would he do such a thing? It’s not good to slander people luo binghe smh)
- Clearly matters have to be taken into your own hands bingpup
- So on the day of the competition, Binghe sneakily switches their water bottles and drinks the water with the drug. Predictably as the race begins, he starts feeling woozy and faints halfway into the match which makes Mo Ran stop and run back to get him because WTF BINGHE (shi mei wins the race but no one cares about him so ok)
- In the hospital, everything comes to light. Mo Ran is seconds away from throttling shi mei and then binghe (in whichever order) and professor shen promises to hit him with the fan after he gets better. Ah, bliss. Shi Mei gets disqualified and there’s even talks about expulsion from the college.
- Then comes the big reveal that shocks everyone: 
-  Binghe finds out that he’s actually Tianlang Jun’s son (who died of a broken heart after his business failed and wife died in labour) and that a large fund had been created in his name and safeguarded by his cousin Zhuzhi Lang until he came of age.  
- Well. Inch Resting.
- with that Binghe decides to back out of the competition, citing that he’ll figure out something else (after giving puppy eyes to prof shen) and the race is done over. MO RAN WINS
- Mo Ran and Chu Wanning have a long talk over wontons after the race and it turns out that Chu Wanning has been in loooove with him for a long time and they did make out at the club that one time so whaddaya know. they decide to secretly date and make it official after Mo Ran graduates (the only exceptions knowing this being bingqiu)
- And Mo Ran forgives Hua Binan. It’s all in the past! Shi Mei is not a concern now! But because Hua Binan is into Chu Wanning as well, ranwan do the ranwan in hbn’s room just to drive the point home (so really the relationship is not so secret but ehhh... anything for cwn to save some face)
- fast forward a few years into the epilogue: everyone’s married, ranwan and bingqiu are married, bingqiu have their own business (where cwn works) while mo ran opened a cafe, shi mei disappeared to god knows where while hua binan landed in jail
- AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END
(Karan Johar please return my braincells I need them super badly) 
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i-write-newsies · 3 years
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!!TW!!
-Sexual Harassment
-Overstimulation
Ships:
-Javid
-Jack and Katherine (Platonic)
Davey POV:
Wh- what?
I almost drop my phone from shock.
I take a second and clutch my phone to my chest, squealing like a schoolgirl. I lie on my back and kick my legs in the air excitedly. JACK KELLY ASKED ME OUT.
Wait.
What should I say? Have I left him on read for too long? Does he think I don't like him?? I take a deep breath and respond as carefully as possible...
I'd love to, Jackie :)
Jack :): OHTHANKGOD
Jack :): sry, i just thought you didnt like foods
Then why'd you ask me out??
Jack :): i just sorta went on atopierloy
Jack :): *artoupliot
Jack :): *AUYPOLIT DAMMIT
Jack :): FUCK
Autopilot?
Jack :): yes. Autoplit
Jack :): dammit
Haha! Anyways, what day/time?
Jack :): duz sat. at around 2pm gud?
Sure! Can't wait.
Jack POV:
Holyshitholyshitholyshit.
I'm goin' on a date wit' Davey!
I start stimming super hard. It takes me a bit to calm down and my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard.
I scroll to Kath's contact.
Kath
Kath
Kath
Kath
Kath
Kath >:3: jesus christ, jack wtf do you want, it's like, 2am.
I asked Davey out
Kath >:3: WHAT?? I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE PROLLY DOESNT LIKE DUDES???
I THOUGHT SO TO???
Kath >:3: 1. You're fucking illiterate I swear
Kath >:3: 2. How did it go??
1. Rude (but trew)
2. HE SAID YES
Kath >:3: omg that's awesomeeee!!
Kath >:3: what r u gonna wear?
Idrk
Kath >:3: I'm coming over rn.
What??
Ur joking right?
Kath
KATHERINE??
I hear a knock on my apartment door. I open it to find, you guessed it, Kath.
"Jesus, you get here quick, dontcha?"
"You underestimate my speed walking strength."
"Fair enough" I chortle.
"So," says, dropping a giant, heavy scrapbook on my bed with a thump. "What're you doing for the date?" she flips through pages, very determined.
Kath is a fashion major and is planning to minor in journalism. She's quite talented at both.
"We're gonna get froyo and then watch some kinda cheesy romcom I guess?"
Katherine, I shit you not, flips through 20 pages in 2 seconds and comes to a collage of outfits she was looking for.
"So," she turns the book towards me and starts pointing things out, "what would be best for this type of date is a simple, comfortable outfit, preferably a cooler one, with a jacket just in case." She starts rambling on and on about certain things I don't understand. I'll just let the genius do all the work.
Suddenly, I realize something, "Kath," she looks up, "I don't have ANY of these clothes. What am I gonna do?"
She smiles evilly, "Jack Francis Kelly, are you ready to go on a shopping spree?"
*Timeskip bc jfc I'm so tired*
Kath POV:
"Come on out"
Jack walks out, clearly embarrassed, but looking amazing!
"Wowww." I drawl, "If I wasn't a lesbian, I'd tap that."
"Seriously Kath?" he gives me a look.
I smile mischievously, "Anyway, I definitely think this is THE outfit."
What Jack is wearing:
📷
📷
"Thank GOD!" he sighs, we've been lookin' through thrift stores for HOURS now."
"Thank god for Goodwill, right?" I chuckle a bit.
"Yep!" Jack says.
We pay for our things and walk out of the store, Jack trails behind me a bit, looking at his phone.
"Shit!" he suddenly exclaims, "I forgot my wallet in the dressing room!" he runs back inside.
Suddenly, someone whistles and says, "Damn, you look good! Why dontcha smile for us, sweetheart? I bet you'll look so much better." Terrified, I walk back only to bump into another man.
"Aw, leave her alone, Morris, you clearly don't know how to treat a woman." he grabs my arm, "How's about we get away, princess?"
"Hey, Oscar, she was mine foist!"
I try and yank my arm away but to no avail.
"Please, guys, I'm not interested."
"Why?" Morris's face turns sour, "We'se not good enough for you?"
"No, it's just that I'm not into men."
"Well..." Morris says with an evil glint in his eye, "I bet I can change that."
He lunges towards me and grabs me away from Oscar.
"Woah, Morris, I don't think we should go this far, after all, she says she's not into guys and we should respect tha-"
"Shaddup, Oscar you bonehead!" Morris shouts.
I start getting overstimulated because of my sensory issues and start to shut down. I try to cover my ears, but Morris still has a hold on me, restricting my movement. I squeeze my eyes tightly, trying to distract myself from all the noise.
Oscar seems to notice this, "Morris! Somethin's wrong, I'm serious!"
"Yeah right!" Morris says sarcastically.
I open my eyes a little to see Oscar rushing towards Morris, just about ready to punch him, when-
"HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!"
Jack.
Thank god.
I feel myself being pulled away from Morris and into a pair of strong arms. I also feel headphones slip over my ears, and things are a lot quieter. For that second, I just breathe in a familiar scent and try to calm down.
I feel Jack let go of me, and I open my eyes just in time to see him punch Morris right in the nose.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
He goes to attack Oscar as well, but I grab ahold of his shoulder.
"Jack, wait..." I say soft, but stern, "he didn't do much. He saw what he was doing wrong and tried to help me."
Jack's face is still red with anger, but he nods and grabs my hand, walking back to the car.
By the time we get back to his apartment, I've calmed down enough to not need my headphones anymore.
Jack makes us some Mac n Cheese as I flip through Netflix movies to watch.
"How does Les Mis sound?" I shout to him.
"Great!" he shouts back.
(A/N):
Yes, ik, this chapter isn't exactly Javid, but I thought it might be an interesting chapter, and a way to introduce my Autistic! Katherine hc, as well as SA awareness. Be safe out there!
Love,
Phoenix "Race" Conlon
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haikyuu-sickfics · 4 years
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I did this post-time skip, I hope you don’t mind!  Also, this has been in my inbox for the LONGEST time, I’m sorry about that
Steam danced in the air as Keiji slid a platter of various foods onto the table between the three. Kodzuken, Kenma’s channel, recently hit five million subscribers, and to celebrate Tetsurou invited Keiji and Koutarou over.  However, despite the celebration being for Kenma, Tetsurou and Koutarou seemed to be enjoying themselves far more.
A loud crack reached Kenma’s ears as Koutarou twisted open one of the two bottles of Sake he and Keiji brought over.  In response to the newly opened bottle, Tetsurou gave a wide grin and pushed over the small glass placed next to his plate.
“Don’t drink too much,” Keiji advised as Koutarou poured the smooth liquid into four small cups, his tone holding a combination of warning and pleading.
“Ah, Keiji!  Don’t worry, we’ll be fine,” Koutarou sang, wrapping his arm around Tetsurou and pulling him close. The two giving wide smiles which poorly hid their devious intent
Kenma rolled his eyes at the antics of the two, knowing full well just how unbearable the two can get while intoxicated.
“No thanks, I have a stream in a couple hours and I like being sober for those,” Kenma informed as Tetsurou pushed a glass in his direction.
Mumbling something about being a party pooper, Tetsurou grabbed his glass and lifted it to his own lips.  
And at that, the night began.
He flavourful smell of the food platter caused everyone's mouth to water, and food was quickly disappearing from the plate.  Kenma had only grabbed a couple forkfuls of food, he didn’t eat a lot most nights and he didn’t want to start now, especially right before a stream.  As it turned out, Tetsurou had other plans.  Perhaps the mild intoxication had triggered a parental instinct in him, or maybe he was just tired of seeing Kenma eat so little- regardless of the reason, Tetsurou wanted his husband to eat.  
“C’mon, the plates gonna be gone in a couple minutes, and you need to eat!  ‘Kaashi made this whole nice thing all for you, you can’t let it go to waste~  Or do you just not like his cooking?”
Kenma looked up at Keiji guiltily.  The food was good, the manga editor really knew what he was doing when it came to food.  In fact, every so often Keiji would leave little plates of food on their doorstep, something Kenma greatly looked forward to.  It was convenient considering how most night Tetsurou makes Kenma cook.  So- as to not lose this pleasantry- Kenma ate some more.  A choice which was already proving itself to be a bad one.
After he had eaten far more than usual, his phones unbearably loud alarm rang out.
“Shit.  The stream.  I gotta go, thanks for the food.”  At that, he excused himself from the scene and walked into his gaming room.
It was dimly lit, the only current source of light being various buttons on his computer and the glow of random gadgets on his wall.  The room was kept tidy, his leather chair was in pristine shape and the carpet decorating the floor didn’t have a spot of dirt.  Kenma prided himself in this fact, this room was his sanctuary and he’d be damned if he let it get dirty.  Just as he was admiring room, a sharp cramp jabbed at his midsection.  Letting out a groan, he cursed under his breath and sat down with a plop in his chair.
Leaning forward, he pressed the square button on his computer tower and relaxed in his chair as it powered on.  A soft chime emitted from the speakers and with a sigh, Knema leaned forward to set up for the stream.  It was far more difficult than usual, the screen’s light was harsh on his eyes and the twisting in his gut caused his movements to be slow.  Eventually, he was ready.  The webcam screen was small and in the bottom left of the screen, and Minecraft occupied the rest.  He had never played the game before, but he promised to begin once his channel reached 5 million.
With a sigh and groan, Kenma began the stream and uploaded onto his Instagram story.  Almost immediately people began flooding in.
“Hey guys,” Kenma greeted to the early arrivers, “So today’s the day I start Minecraft.  My username is Kodzukenn with two n’s because someone took my name, not cool.”
The chat exploded with sad pepe emotes at this.  On a normal day, this reaction would make Kenma smile- but he felt far from normal right now and the most he could muster was a small smirk.
“So I’m gonna start making the world right now while people are still coming in.”
Soft music began coming in through his headphones once he clicked the singleplayer button.  It was pleasant, and the calm notes began pulling Kenma to sleep.  Just as his eyes were about to close though, the streamer pulled himself out of the trance and muted the Minecraft music.
“I’m gonna quickly pull up some background music, then I’ll make the world.”
By now, people were beginning to notice just how run down Kenma was.  His chat began flooding with messages of concern and others telling him to take a break and stream some other time.  Kenma was to occupied with turning on music to notice them though.
Once a rather upbeat instrumental was going in the background, Kenma continued the creation of his very first Minecraft world.  Ignoring his chats pleads for creative mode, he decided to go make the world hardcore mode.  What was gaming without the constant fear of losing everything anyway?
Bright greens filled his screen and slapped Kenma across the face as the world loaded in.  Animal noises sounded out loudly all around him and suddenly everything became too much.  The game’s virtual sky was far too bright, the blue shade intertwining with the green grass and stabbing behind his eyes.  Pressing escape on the keyboard, Kenma dug his hands into his eyes in an attempt to rub away the pain.
‘Kodzuwu_ donated 5 dollars:  u don’t look gud, u can take a break if u need’ The computer’s voice rang out.
“No, no I’m good.  I’m fine,” Kenma assured, putting his hands back on the glowing keyboard.
The stream continued.  Kenma went through the various stages of Minecraft, ignoring the growing pain in his gut.
Unfortunately, just as he was putting his first but of iron in the furnace, the feeling became overwhelming.  Nausea hit him like a slap across the face, sweat beaded above his brow and his large headset suddenly became 10 times heavier.  Metallic saliva pooled in his mouth as hot liquid rushed up his throat.  Taking one last regretful look into his webcam, the Kodzuken experienced the lowest point in his career and vomited down his front.  On his screen, a skeleton shot him into a nearby pool of lava.  Before he could even get upset about the loss of his world, another wave pushed itself out of his throat.  This time he was able to grab the bin to the left of his desk.
‘Frooped donated 10 dollars: holy cow, why didnt u log off earlier?’
Kenma grimaced into the bucket as the computer voice reached his ears.  His ears were red hot with embarrassment and frustration, setting the bucket on his lap he quickly ended the stream.
“Fuck!” He screamed out, not caring if his friends were still over.
“Hey Kenma, you alright?” Tetsurou asked from the door.
In response, Kenma swirled around in his office chair to reveal his current state to his husband.
“This is your fault, I hope you know.”
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Purple MallekxReader Ficlet
Mallek shifted his weight from foot to foot anxiety clawing at his stomach.  He stood just outside the entrance of clown church – the ‘woops’ echoing through the doorway reminding him, not for the first time, why he hated it here. 
Mallek let out a small curse and checked his palm husk again.  A message had come from Marvus the night prior requesting Mallek meet him here.  Mallek had agreed but questioned why.  Marvus’ response was nothing more than an ‘lol.’ 
Mallek couldn’t say he was shocked at how the conversation had ended, and this wasn’t the first time Marvus had asked to meet here.  It was neutral ground in Marvus’ mind.  Mallek had tried to explain why he disliked coming to this location but Marvus’ insistence that it was the safest place for them to have their serious talks always won out.  Mostly because Mallek was too nervous to push back and lose one of his only good friends. 
“Yoooo! Der he iz!  O shiz, wut up doe??”
Mallek rolled his eyes but couldn’t help the fond smile as he turned towards the familiar and rambunctious voice.  Mallek stopped when he took in the full view. 
Marvus was walking towards him, his usual stage wear discarded for a standard tank top and pants.  He still wore his many rings though.  These were not the things that distracted Mallek however. 
Mallek’s eyes raked over the person just beside Marvus and he felt his muscles tense up.  He’d heard of the alien but had never seen them, just blurry photos here and there.  He had been curious of course, every one was, but seeing them coming towards him caused a small panic to erupt with in Mallek. 
They were even smaller than he’d imagined.  Their skin color was something he’d never seen and when his eyes met there’s…his stomach dropped.  They had the most beautiful eyes he’d ever seen.  The color was so clear against the whites of their sclera and their smile was the most disarming thing Mallek had ever seen.  And it was directed right at him. 
Your smile widened and you waved enthusiastically at the tall clown you were approaching.  Marvus had shown you his photo once before and labeled him a friend and a safe person to go to in the event of an emergency.  You were excited to meet someone new and all but bounced up to him. 
You introduced yourself excitedly and held a hand out to shake.  Mallek stared down at you, his gold tooth just sticking out from his lip.  He said nothing as he looked you up and down.  You let out a nervous chuckle and lowered your hand, suddenly very self-conscious about the outfit Marvus had suggested for today. 
And that very outfit was what had Mallek’s attention so raptured.  You were wearing a short sleeved, short shorts jumpsuit in the same purple as Marvus’ jacket.  The same purple of Mallek’s eyes and blood.  You were wearing Mallek’s color and he couldn’t stop the feeling tugging at his blood pusher at the sight. 
“U gud, homie?”  Marvus asked, his voice cutting through the tension and bringing Mallek back to the actual moment. 
Mallek nodded and met Marvus’ eye, trying to keep from being distracted by the alien and their smile again.  “What did you want to talk about?” He asked. 
Marvus brought a hand to his chin and closed his eyes as though deep in thought, he let out a hum and tutted to himself.
Mallek rolled his eyes and bumped his shoulder with Marvus’.  The famous rapper was only a few inches shorter than Mallek and often bemoaned this fact when the two would start ribbing each other. 
“Can’t b remeberin rn” Marvus muttered, “But u met my lil alien buddy yet tho?”  Marvus asked very loudly, placing his hands on your shoulders and grinning at Mallek.  “Dey wild as fxxk!” He added just as loudly.  He sounded more like a proud lusus than a casual acquaintance. 
Mallek’s eyes followed the length of Marvus’ arms to the small alien between them.  He swallowed hard, his mouth going dry again as your eyes met and he found himself lost in their color, in the way they crinkled at the ends, the way your smile seemed more genuine and sincere than any he’d seen before. 
Mallek shook his head in response, unable to speak at the moment.  He felt like an ass and reached his hand out to shake this time, hoping he hadn’t completely offended you previously.
Your smile grew bigger as you eager took his hand.  Your fingers were slim against his and he noted the intense difference in temperature.  The warmth from your palm radiated all the way up his arm in an unfamiliar but pleasant way.  Mallek shivered feeling the softness of your skin against his tougher exterior. 
Marvus chuckled as he watched and pulled out his palm husk, ready to take a candid photo.  Before he could open the camera, the phone began to ring.  Marvus huffed and rolled his eyes at the caller ID.  “shiz…I gotta take dis call.”  He muttered.  “Go on ahead an we’ll meet up later.”  He muttered putting the phone to his ear and walking away.
Mallek opened his mouth to protest but Marvus was already walking away.  Mallek sighed and looked down at you, you still had his hand in yours.  You looked up and him and shrugged. 
“Sorry about that.” You said, sounding almost sheepish, “He does that a lot.”
Mallek sighed again.  “Don’t worry about it.” He muttered his mind consistently traveling back to the point of contact between you.  He wasn’t sure if he should pull away or if it would be weirder for him to keep holding your hand.  He found he may be enjoying the feeling a little too much.
A few moments passed and Mallek found his mind racing on what to talk about.  He didn’t want you walking away just yet, but couldn’t figure out what to say to keep you there.  To keep you looking at him. 
Before he could land on a subject however, the bells for the mass began to ring.  Mallek flinched at the sound.  That felt like a cue to him and as he was about to turn and leave, he froze when you spoke up.
“Sit with me?” You asked, gripping Mallek’s hand as other clowns moved past the two of you to enter the church.  Mallek swallowed hard, the warmth and pressures of your hand on his causing a small breakdown of coherent thought.  He’d never felt such soft skin in his life.
Mallek composed himself quickly though and grinned down at you.  “Eager, huh?  Sure, if you’re that desperate to be around me how can I say no?” He responded with a shrug of his shoulder. 
You returned his grin and tugged him along down the rows of seats.  Mallek’s attention was hyper fixated on you confidently leading him through the church.  Something that would be incredibly dangerous for any one of your warmer color.  He couldn’t stop his mind from going back to the feeling of your hand in his.  You’re so warm, and your quickness to keep him by you made his chest explode in an unfamiliar feeling of affection.
His ears perked as he heard the whispers around him of other purples who seemed torn between culling you on the spot and wanting to ‘get a taste’ first. 
Mallek scowled and realized why Marvus had made such a show of you coming in with him.  You’re only alive because you’ve got his protection. 
You chose a spot 3 rows from the front and let him have the aisle seat.  Mallek glanced behind him scowled when he saw how the trolls behind you were smirking.  One of them even started to lean towards you, hid lips curled back in a predatory grin.
Mallek moved before his mind registered what he was doing.  He quickly took his worn leather jacket off and placed it across your shoulders, the spikes acting as the perfect deterrent from the troll behind you.  Mallek smirked as the clown growled at him, his eyes glanced back down to you. 
You were smiling at him, soft and sweet, and slipped your arms through the sleeves.  It was comical how large it was on you and how it clashed with your disarming face.  Mallek was quick to look away, thankful for the paint that hid the blush exploding across his face.
He could hear the preacher for today coming up the aisles, greeting her usual attendees.  Mallek glanced back to see who it was.  He knew he’s seen this woman around before, but he would be lying if he said he knew her.  She was huge though, her shoulders and hair giving her the appearance of a formidable troll. 
As she approached her smiles went from somber to genuine.  She reached a hand out toward you and Mallek flinched, sudden fear gripping his chest as he looked to see what she could be doing so he could best counter it.
Mallek stopped when he saw she was simply patting your head; your smile matching hers in familiarity. 
“Glad to see you back again liTTle one.”  She said in an almost reverent tone.
“Glad to see you too Chahut!” You responded, taking her hand from your head and giving it a squeeze.  Mallek pursed his lips at the contact feeling as though the earlier hand holding you had done with him meant much less than he originally thought it had. 
Much to Mallek’s relief Chahut did not stay long and continued to make her way to the front.  He slid down in his seat feeling a little chillier with out his jacket and ready for this to be over.  He still wasn’t sure what Marvus had wanted to talk to him about.  Mallek’s thoughts were interrupted when he heard your quiet voice beside him.
“They don’t hurt them when I come.” You whispered, your eyes darting to the far side of the church before facing forward again where Chahut begins to preach.  Mallek glances down at you and then along the far wall where multiple low-bloods were chained and whimpering. 
Mallek’s bile sack flipped and he felt a bitter hatred prickling at his mind at the thought of those trolls being held against their will because of the other clown’s ideas of jokes. 
“They also usually let them go when I ask.” You continued, tucking a strand of hair behind your – in Mallek’s opinion - oddly rounded ear.  “But I have to stay for the whole sermon and answer the questions about it correctly.” 
Mallek’s eyes narrowed as he looks up at Chahut as well, she seemed enraptured by her own words and the irony of it all did not escape this Mallek’s notice.  The mercy being put in the hands of an outsider but only if they can prove they can conform enough.  A small growl escaped Mallek, but was cut short when he felt your small, warm hand rest on his arm. 
“It’s alright.” You start, your eyes never leaving the front.  “I know what I’m doing.  Marvus always has me study before so I’ll be able to actually do it.”  You paused then and look at Mallek, your smile still in place.  “Aaand I wear things that show off my legs because for some reason every one seems to like them.” You muttered, kicking out your bare legs a few times.  Mallek’s eyes followed the length and curve of them, having no trouble understanding why others would also be entranced by them.
There were several minutes of silence before you spoke again.  “At the end, I’ll state the low bloods deserve to be set free, they aren’t ready to be received by the mirthful messiahs.” You paused and glanced at him to ensure he’s listening. 
Mallek’s eyes catch yours and you continue, “Chahut will ask what I am willing to do.  I’ll say put my life in for theirs and prove that a low blood can accept the messiahs.  She’ll tell me if I don’t, I’ll be culled.  Every one will go nuts.  She’ll ask me questions.  I’ll answer them all correct.  The low bloods will be let go and there will be some very angry clowns.  Marvus swoops in and pronounces a deal is a deal and offer to host a celebration so the others can let off their steam.  It will be accepted and we will leave.”  You stopped again and actually turned towards him and away from Chahut. 
“Do you understand?” You asked, your voice only a whisper to keep from upsetting others around you.
Mallek looked at you, his face didn’t easily host whatever emotion he was feeling and instead of responding he gave one, curt, nod.  You let out a small relieved sigh and smile at him, turning your attention back to the front. 
You had been concerned at first, telling the plan to anyone else.  Marvus had assured you Mallek would be safe to tell however, and that it may be necessary to do so to keep him from doing anything drastic of his own.  You swallowed hard and looked at the trolls whose lives would depend on you.  It was almost time now. 
Mallek chewed his inner cheek as he mulled over what you had told him.  He didn’t like it.  The idea of it was insane and despite your confidence you were more likely to be torn to shreds on the alter than listened to.  His claws began to fidget with the brass knuckles he wore, the spikes were not out yet. He glanced around to take in how many clowns were present and how many he’d be able to actually take any on to keep you from being hurt.
He paused in his thoughts and tried to determine where this need to protect was coming from.  He looked back at you and followed your line of sight to the terrified trolls chained to the wall.  A feeling of understanding washed over him.  He couldn’t verbalize it, or even think of a coherent way to describe it.  But in that moment, he understood.  But by Messiahs was he terrified. 
Mallek’s attention came back to, when your hand laid over his, the clinking of his rings against the weapon suddenly alarmingly loud to him.  He paused the movement and allowed his cool skin to absorb your warmth.  His eyes stole another look at your face and for a moment he felt he would never want to look at anything else.
And before he knew it you were standing.  Your voice echoed through the walls and Chahut’s eyes narrowed.  Mallek could hear the words of you and the clowns around him but couldn’t make any of it out.  His hearing seemed to be filled with only the sound of his own heartbeat.  It was all going exactly as you said it would.  And when you walked past him, still in his jacket to stand at the front, he thought he would burst from fear. 
Chucklevoodoos filled the air making it thick and repressive.  The chained trolls seemed to grow more fearful, their wails caming out louder.  The incense itself even seemed to become impenetrable and for a moment Mallek felt as though he couldn’t breathe. 
A large hand tapped his shoulder and brought him back.  Marvus moved his head towards you and Mallek understood he was meant to follow.  He stood then; his legs wobbly from his muscles being so tense. 
Chahut was standing directly above you, your frame looked like a wriggler’s next to her.  As Mallek approached – the few feet distant seeming endless – he could see the steal in your eyes.  There was such a resolve in your posture and for the first time in his life Mallek understood reverence.  Were he not on a mission right now he may have even fallen to his knees in prayer. 
Chahut backed up once Marvus took his spot on the alter, he addressed her and the rest of the church.  He pronounced that a deal is a deal and rules need to be followed.  He gestured to Rapsta Slamzy who looked off put but did as he was told and unlocked the shackles.  The trolls who had been imprisoned stood in shock seemingly unable to move. 
Marvus shouted at them and with their wits about them again they ran.  They all ran as hard and fast as they could.  Mallek could barely register what Marvus was saying next as you came and stood beside him.   
“Are you ok?” You asked looking up at Mallek, you’d glanced at him a couple times during the event and even from your distance could see how hard his jaw was clenched.  You wondered if maybe you made a mistake by asking Marvus to invite him to this. 
Mallek gave you an incredulous look.  “Am I ok?” He asked, sounding almost offended.  “Are you ok?” He continued his expression contorting into one of distress. 
You couldn’t help but grin.  He had been worried about you.  “I’m alright.” You told him, taking his hand again and tugging on it slightly, motioning for him to come closer with your other hand
Mallek appeared uncertain but did lean closer.  You grin and move so you could whisper into his ear, “It was rigged from the start.” You whisper, your lips just brushing against the skin of his ear. 
Mallek shivered, feeling his heart rate pick up at the contact, he almost missed what you had told him.  When it came together in his mind, he turned to look at you.  He opened his mouth to reprimand you for being so reckless but was unable to as Marvus literally swooped in and took you from him.
Mallek pouted as he watched the other purple blood ‘woop’ and spin you around.  Your laugh filled Mallek’s ears and his chest grew tight with a sick feeling of jealousy. 
Marvus announced again the location of the celebration and didn’t put you down the entire way there.  Mallek followed as far behind as he could, hands in his pockets as he chastised himself for being upset when he had no right to.  He had no claim to you and Marvus had obviously known you much longer.  Mallek groaned, emotions were hard.
Upon arrival Mallek continued to keep his distance.  He leaned against the wall, watching as you laughed with a few of the Marvus’ friends.  One Rapsta was close by and Mallek felt a small bought of relief as he watched the other rapper keep the clowns at arm’s length from you. 
Mallek had considered leaving a number of times already but hadn’t yet talked to you since the church.  He didn’t want to go with out saying something but was at a loss for how to approach you.  And if there was even point.
Mallek glanced over at Marvus who joined him, a newly opened Faygo in hand.  Mallek’s nose wrinkled at the smell and his eyes were drawn back to where you are seated.
“So…wutchya think?” Marvus asks, offering Mallek the Faygo bottle.
“What do I think about what?” Mallek responded, holding up a hand in refusal of the drink
Marvus shrugged and took a sip.  His grin turned sharp before he spoke again.  “Bout deh alien, dawg.”
Mallek finally looked away from you and his eyes narrowed at Marvus.  “Why?” He demanded.
Marvus chuckled and puts his hands up in surrender, nearly spilling Faygo as he did so.  “A’ght, a’ght, u got me.  Gotta favor 2 mo fxxkin axe u.”
Mallek groaned and rolled his eyes.  Favors from Marvus were usually not great, pretty out there, and tended to end up with some form of bodily injury.  But also, Mallek knew they were redeemable and that the power Marvus held could get him closer to his goals of getting a revolution moving.  Mallek still wasn’t sure if Marvus had caught on to his technically heretical leanings.  He wasn’t even fully sure if Marvus was against or for it.  The guy’s an enigma and all but impossible to figure out. 
He’s also a good friend and has come in the clutch for Mallek in the past.  With a sigh Mallek nods.  “What do you want.”
Marvus’ grin takes over his face.  “Dope, knew a brutha wuld cum thru!” Marvus let out a little laugh and took another long sip from his drink.  “A’ight so, Imma be goin on tour real soon.  Big show, lotsa juggz finna lose dey mindz, BUT itz all sea shores all slimey mferz wut b reddy to cull my lil buddy in a nasty way.” 
Marvus paused then and pointed at you.  “I ain’t takin my new diamond sumwhere I can’t be keepin ‘em safe, dig?  Need a brotha dat can look out for ‘em while I’m getting dat cas$$shmunny.”
Mallek noded along, his head buzzing at the diamond comment, a small part of him sunk knowing you’ve already got someone in a quadrant, which means you’ve probably got others filled as well.  He wouldn’t be surprised.  He looked back at you, where you were still smiling.  He would swear he could almost feel the warmth radiating from here.  It made him want to curl up and sleep against you.  Mallek turned from you back to Marvus. 
“So why me?”  Mallek asked, some concern for that answer bubbling in his chest.
“Cuz ur who dey wanted.” Marvus responded, nodding to you again. “Well sorda, I figured it out.  Wuz showin ‘em pics of homies to trust, didn’t want dem getting in 2 trouble w/ no ideaz who dey culd go to.  Den,” Marvus paused here and chuckled, “Den dey saw ur pic on my plam husk an it wuz ova.” 
Mallek stared at Marvus for a moment.  Sometimes even he couldn’t gather what the famous clown was saying.  “Continue.” Mallek pressed after a moment of silence.
Marvus pouted. “Aw, dang u ain’t pikin up wut I’m layin down here, cuz?  Shizzzz.  A’ight so, I been w/ buddy for a while and lemme tell u, I ain’t never seen dat face go so hot so fast.  Dey even let out dis little gasp, wuz cute as hell. And dey didn’t axe bout any1 but u.  An I b knowin ‘em gud enuff by now 2 know dey waz vibin off a brotha.  Figured dey be more down to clown witch u den any other jugga bro or sis, even dough dey alredy b knowin sum.”  Marvus paused here and took in Mallek’s slack expression.  “Getting’ it now, bro?”
Mallek didn’t respond for a moment and looked back, finally catching your eye.  You grinned wider and waved at him for a moment before motioning for him to come over.  Mallek swallowed, his throat suddenly very dry.  “They wanted to hang out with me?” He asked, bewildered.
Marvus let out a loud laugh, the honking sound bouncing off the walls and triggering a cacophony of other clown’s laughs and honks all around them.  He wiped a non-existent tear and nods.  “Ye bro, I think my lil diman iz all kindz a hot n’ botherd by u.  An dey do b lookin p fresh in our color don’t dey?” Marvus’ tone deepens towards the end, the insinuation hanging heavily in the air. 
Marvus took the lack of response as a cue to continue.  “Thought u’d think so, dats y I put em in dat cute lil outfit, and den you went and covered it up witch yo big ole jacket.  Can’t blame a brother tho, I’d b wantin to put my sign on ‘em 2.”
Marvus’ tone was close to dangerous and Mallek could feel his body heating up from the implication.  Mallek’s mind was racing.  You were already into him, had been before meeting him.  You’re moirail was giving him the go ahead.  He let out a shaky breath and nodded.
“Yeah, yeah I can help keep them safe.” Mallek all but whispered.
Marvus let out a triumphant ‘woop’ before slapping Mallek on the back.  “Thanks bro, b owin’ u 1.  But b careful wit ‘em, they’re feistier dan dey seem.” He warned with a wink before shoving Mallek towards you.
Mallek stumbled only slightly before straightening and taking another steadying breath.  He was going to keep you safe, he had to.  He moved towards you and when you reached for him, he felt his legs almost turn to jelly. 
“There you are!  What were you two talking about over there?” You asked, suspicion heavy in your voice, but your face unable to make a faux serious expression. 
Mallek chuckled and took your hand in his.  “About how good you look in my jacket, and how you’re going to pay me back for it.” He teased, his confidence returning as you laced your fingers with his.
You pouted up at him and let out a dramatic sigh.  “But Io, I have no money!  How will I ever be able to return the favor?” You threw your free hand over your eyes and turned away, a giggle already bubbling up your throat.
You heard Mallek let out a hum and turned back to him. He was smirking now and leaned in a little closer.  “I think we can find, some form of repayment.” He responded, his tone low and seductive.
Your eyes met his and your own grin turned into something more flirtatious. “I’m willing to do anything to make this right.” You told him, angling your face upwards and leaning towards him, your neck exposed and the jumpsuit slipping just a little down your shoulder (just like you’d practiced earlier in the bathroom).
To your joy you watched as Mallek’s eyes followed along the exposed skin.  His eyes met yours again and it felt like you could melt from the look he was giving you. 
“I’ve already got a couple ideas.” Mallek promised, moving even closer so your bodies were nearly touching.  As you felt your breath leave you the sounds of the party around you faded away, your attention was solely on the large man beside you and you wouldn’t want it any other way.
Marvus chuckled as he watched the two of you, feeling a sense of security in his choice.  You’d be safe while he was gone and – hopefully – finally get laid.  He raised his empty Faygo towards you from the wall as you both shared a look before your attention was turned back fully to Mallek.  Marvus shook his head and moved from the wall to return to his party.
-submitted by @popcorn-kitten
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Yo this is so amazing!!! Thank you for writing this and submitting it ;w; I love it so much and it just improved my day by 10000%. I love how you write purple Mal, your characterization of him is awesome!! I’m gonna re-read this like a billion times, I’m serious ;w;
-Ziggy
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crionsbelt · 4 years
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This may or may not go up by the time midnight hits or slightly after for me, let’s see what happens! I’ve been working on this since 9:30 PM EST, I expect it’ll be done by 12:50 AM EST. Hopefully I’m right so it ain’t too late gjnhg
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For starters: Happy New Year everyone! Hard to believe we lived in the decade where this beauty was created. Nonetheless, there are multiple people I want to thank -- along with a much needed personal note from me. Everything will be put into a read more, but trust me, it’s long. Thank you all for making the final days of this decade very welcoming for me!
@kiidreamu​ & @theabyssalmuses​
It’s rather silly for me to start with you two, because I’ve got quite a bit to say; so here goes! I’ve known you two for...quite a while huh? I can’t recall the exact time, but I know we’ve been mutuals since I went by Phantom -- which was a long while ago. Regardless, I’ve always enjoyed you two on my dash; and I’ve always really liked interacting with y’all OOC! I’ve always had a blast speaking with you two (specifically now w all this fuckin Bear Ass shit).  I really enjoy the way you two write your muses, I think you both should have a lot more faith in them because they’re very fun to see on the dash! It’s pretty clear y’all put a lot of effort into your writing, even if you say you don’t, I for sure notice it.  Hime, I know you said you admired me - but there’s nothing to admire! You and Kii are equally as good as me, but I’m definitely not much. However, I never posted it (because I had it in my drafts and still do) because it meant a lot to me. I’ve never been told something like that aside from Norgie, so it made me feel happy in a dark time.  Thank you both for continuing to be my friends, truly. 
@fantasyacrossworlds​
Awoo! You and I have known each other for a long time, too (most people tagged here I’ve known for 2 - 4 years hujhj)! I’m VERY happy that we’re mutuals again, I’ve truly missed interacting with you! I’m so glad that it seems Orion and Cass are going to have a chaotic friendship that will always end on Orion running to Artemis LMAO. I’m looking forward to more interactions! 
@sanzenxsekai​​ 
I already gave you a super long post explaining how much me and Norgie are thankful for you, so I’ll remind you in a tl;dr version. WE ALL LOVE YOUR STINKY GREMLIN + YOU!! Please keep writing Nobu in 2020! Thank you so much for being such a good friend to me. 
@mcphistcples​
You don’t even realize how much of a positive impact you’ve had on both me and my girlfriend. You’re absolutely hilarious and I’m incredibly happy you chose to start interacting with a disaster like me. As a Dies fan, I fucking love your Rein. You write him fantastically and it’s always fun to see your interactions with BB’s JAlter.  I am looking forward to the dramatic reading of My Immortal: Bear Ass Edition : ) 
@stxrdust-pxper​
We haven’t talked much OOC properly, but we’ve known each other just about the same time as me and Norgie have been dating - so almost 2 years! You’re a pretty cool person, I’m happy you joined my new server because it’s given myself and others a chance to chat with you more. Thank you for all the kindness you’ve given me throughout the time we’ve known each other, I’ve never said it until now, but it truly has stuck with me and helped me become happier.
@bloodsoakedsakura​ / @idoldragos​
There’s actually a lot I’d like to say, some I’ll leave out for now. For starters, thank you for having my back for three years straight. Seriously. You’ve been there for me through a whole lot, honestly surprised you’ve stuck with me for as long as you have.  You’ve stood up for me when the time came for it and I’m honestly so thankful you did. Every time you hop in call with us it’s usually always fun and stupid (in a good way), so thank you for being part of my band of misfits as long as you have Sades. Even though you’re a boomer who didn’t stop me rolling 200 of my Quartz, I forgive you... dontkillmepls
@yuichiroswife​
Speka, you’ve been a great help to me and Norgie a great amount of times as of late. Thank you so much, you’re an incredibly kind person and I’m glad we became friends!!
@muniificus​
I’ve known you for 3 years too I’m 90% certain, it’s insane how long I’ve known a lot of you - it feels like forever but it also feels like time has gone by so quickly! Much like Sades, I’m very thankful you’ve stuck around for as long as you have Icarus. Thank you for putting up with my dumb ass, and ultimately having fun in return! alsoihavethereplyforanastasiadraftedipromise
@fakepriest​
I’ve sent you an ask with a lot of what would’ve been said in here, but I want to let you know that I’m extremely grateful that you’ve kept being my friend to. I enjoy our conversations a lot, especially when we talk about things like Heaven’s Feel because they’re usually always such fun things to talk about. 
Much like the ask I’ve sent you, your Kirei is so scarily accurate it nearly simulates his actual personality flawlessly. That’s how scary good at writing this tofu loving fake priest. I’m so happy it’s you who’s writing him, not to play the pedestal game, but I genuinely can’t see anyone else (not even myself) coming close to how phenomenal your portrayal is.  #kireisquad
@arkdiia​
Though our first conversation first chatting again wasn’t expected, I’m super glad you came back to Tumblr and I’m thrilled to be friends w you again! Hopefully for 2020, you and I /both/ catch a break lmfao.
@saintguine​
Much like Anna, I’ve already told you what I wanted to here in the form of an ask a few hours ago - however, I do wish to say smth that I’m sure a lot of people feel. Regardless of how you think about yourself, you’re a very good person BB and we’re all very blessed to know you. You’re absolutely one of my best friends, and though there was a point where we lost communication for a bit, I’m very grateful our friendship is the exact same. 
We all care u BB, thank u for bein gud to all of us
Kayla & Sere
This post is incredibly long already, luckily I’m just about done -- but I’ve got three people to go starting with you two!
Sere, you’ve heard me vent a lot and you’ve known me (Kayla has known me this long too) for a pretty damn long time if you ask me, 3 years may not seem like a lot to people, but with all the stuff we’ve all gone through these 3 years? It’s been a LOT and I can’t say I’d be the person I am without you hearing my dumb ass vent and creating Cursed Night.  I appreciate all of your icons, thank you for giving us (Hell) special treatment with them. Seriously! While you are a best friend for sure, you’re also practically family to me. Thank you again for everything. 
Kayla, the same of what I said for Sere is said for you. You’re legit like my older sister, you’ve been there for me for just bout the same amount that Norgie has; you’re someone who means a lot to both me and Norgie, so thank you for giving talking to us a chance way back when you were shy (I think that’s what it was!). There have been a lot of ups and downs for all of us, but I’m glad the downs at least had the positive effect of giving me a second family who I love dearly. I actually teared up on this part, so god help me when I write for Norgie.
@letoborn​ / @uwuwrote​
I’m going to save a lot of what I want to say to you for our anniversary in June, but I will say a few things because I love you so very much.
When I met you, I was not expecting you’d turn out to be the woman of my dreams. You’re genuinely my better half, and I have never been as happy as I am than I am with you. You’ve truly had the biggest impact in my life Norgie, you’ve made me laugh, cheered me up when I’m sad, called me out when I was dumb and helped me better myself. 
I’m so incredibly happy I got to spend the rest of the last decade being your boyfriend, and now, going into 2020 - a whole new decade with you. Like I said, you’re my better half - I can’t see myself with anyone else but you. You’re the greatest treasure in my life, I’m so happy we’ve had all this fun with roleplaying.
Thank you so much Norgie, for giving me Orion/Artemiis, all of our other ships - being my soulmate (at least, I think so). I hope 2020 treats us both well, but I’m willing to go through whatever as long as it’s with you.
Now, that’s the end of that -- but I have a few extra things to say.
My 2019 has been...quite possibly the hardest year of my life, at least on the internet. For a very long time, I was fearful of interacting with others - I made mistakes that I wish I could take back, I got put through hell for nothing...man, I don’t wanna go back in and say what happened, what is and isn’t true -- the long story short is, shit happened, but it’s the past now. 
I want to go into 2020 just..as positive as I can be, I’m tired of the drama, I just want to have fun with my friends and my girlfriend you know? So, I’m finally choosing to move on and just...try having fun again. This choice would be impossible without the people mentioned in this post. 
From the bottom of my heart, thank you to all of you who have stuck around through it all for me. I’m so incredibly thankful to be part of the friendgroup I’m in, to know everyone I’ve met who’s put up with me. I’ve had so many times where I wanted to leave this site, but I wanted to keep trying to write with everyone -- to have fun with everyone. You all have no idea how genuinely happy you’ve all made me, just by writing with my Orion and Norgie’s Artemis. 
Though I couldn’t think of anything to say specifically for the others tagged below here, thank you all for everything as well -- just following me makes me happy. I’m sure I’ve forgotten some people, but trust me, I’m so very happy to know all of you.
@dekirukoto @wisesteyed @lacobscur @akhilleuskcsmcs
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writteninsunshine · 4 years
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Winds Of Change - Harry Hook/Gil - SFW
Title: Winds Of Change Author: Donnie Fandom: Descendants Setting: Uma’s Ship Pairing: Harry Hook/Gil Characters: Harry Hook, Gil, Uma, Uma’s Crew Genre: Romance Rating: K Chapters: 1/1 Word Count: 696 Type of Work: One-Shot Status: Complete Warnings: Gay, Slash, Yaoi, Fluff, Set between Descendants 2 and Descendants 3, Established Relationship Disclaimer: I don’t own anything. Summary: Harry never thought Uma’s size seven boots would be so hard to fill. AN: Alright, so, I was kind of upset yesterday and I wanted to try and write some cute sweetness for my boys. I’ve really been feeling these guys, if you couldn’t tell, and I’m glad to be able to get more writing done. I’m going to be working on cleaning up the house some today and I’m planning on at least writing down some notes. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!
Edit: I’m going to just copy/paste the story here, from now on, it’s simpler for me and I can post it sooner so. This works, from now on.
Descendants Fic Masterlist Winds Of Change ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ To put it simply, Harry was exhausted.
With Uma gone, her noble quest to bring down the barrier obviously thwarted, there had been nowhere else for her crew to turn. The first mate was the next best thing to a captain; Or, rather, he should have been. Between Harry’s impulsive nature and Gil’s inability to understand basic chains of thought, the boys were having a hard time filling Uma’s boots. It was definitely a tall order, but Harry had never thought that he was going to fall so flat when given a true taste of power. Captain Harry Hook had sounded so much better to him before he was thrust into the role without any warning. He had never really realized just how much workwent into running a crew; Suddenly everyone’s problems were his problems, and he understood why Uma so often was in a piss poor mood. Responsibilities were no fun in the first place, and this was even worse than his father’s punishments to teach him about them. Gil noticed more than anyone the bags beneath Harry’s eyes, the way he drug himself out of bed in the morning with his eyes still shut and his knuckles on the floor. It was worse than seeing his father’s day-long punishments. Whenever Captain James Hook decided his children needed to be learn some manners, it saw them up at the crack of dawn, working all day cleaning the ship, and in bed at dusk. Even still, Gil had never seen Harry so damn worn out. If nothing else, it made him endlessly proud of Harry for continuing to try and handle everything. That didn’t mean that he was going to just let Harry sleep at his desk, drooling slightly on the newest contract that he had been reading. Gently lifting him from his seat, pillowing his lover’s head against his shoulder, Gil kissed his cheek. Carefully shifting him around until he held Harry’s back against one arm and his knees over the other, he smiled slightly as he blew out the hurricane lamp. Turning and carrying him the twelve steps to the bed (he still struggled not to call it Uma’s bed), he sat down and scooted back onto it before laying down, holding Harry close to his chest. Tugging the blanket up over them, he gently pillowed Harry’s head on his folded arm and nestled into the other’s neck. “Night, Captain.” He whispered softly, only receiving a grunt in return before the elder man rolled over. In the morning, Harry woke to the rich scent of eggs and biscuits. A plate piled high with scrambled eggs, two biscuits covered in a thin, white gravy sat beside his bed with a poorly written note beside it. Capn - Eet up. U need ur strangth. Eggs r gud 4 u. - Gill Harry chuckled a little, barely able to read anything but the large heart at the bottom of the page. The black permanent marker he’d written with was streaked, probably close to death, even as he’d filled the heart in as best he could. It didn’t help that his three sentences had taken up the entire page, only lending to his illiteracy. There was a reason he’d probably never graduate, and a lot of it had to do with his father. Despite this, it was a sweet gesture, and Gil was a good cook, thanks to his mom. Even if the Isle was hard to navigate culinarily, Gil and his mom could make food taste less like gym socks and more like what he imagined food was supposed to be. When he dug into his carefully prepared plate, it was with a soft moan of joy. Gil had outdone himself, for sure; The biscuits didn’t even taste like dirt. For the first time since Harry had started filling in for Uma, he took charge of the day, sending people on errands and filling out contracts. The ship and the crew were worked up to prime condition, and it was all thanks to a dozen eggs and a heartfelt love note kept folded up in Harry’s breast pocket. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ AN: I know it’s short but I really wanted to write something cute and fluffy to help my mood. So, it’s just a small little slice of life thingy, I guess. I hope you guys enjoyed regardless!
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dragonlobertmab · 4 years
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A very deep and thoughtful conversation I had with a small child on TF2
Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: La sucky player vs some pretty good players Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: this wont end well for me ★Cookie★ was automatically assigned to team RED (Voice) ★Cookie★: Spy! Crocop: try something besides pyro Crocop: maybe you might do something ★Cookie★ left the game (Removed from match by system) Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I just need to get one more thing for the dragons fury Crocop: it's just you and me bb Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I just noticed everytime one of us dies the announcer will just say team wipe *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: shiiite Crocop: ill go pyro Crocop: if u want Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Nah id rather have one free kill and then switch my own calss tbh Crocop: good luck Crocop: it's those micro dodges Crocop: that count Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: No my aim jsut reallly sucks Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: just& Crocop: that too *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: ye cheaky motherfucker Crocop: no need to touch you Crocop: my friend the cliff Crocop: will do the honors *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: your score: 16 mine : 0 Crocop: o wel Crocop: you're learning Crocop: young padawan Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: if you werent pyro this would honestly be much easier Crocop: oh Crocop: alright ill switch class then Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: K Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: At least your nice about this Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: oh you little FUCKING SHIT Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: i fuckin hear that Crocop: good Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: where he hell did ye put it now Crocop: somwhere Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Im gonna see if you have a pattern of some sort Crocop: good idea Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: A dispenser now Crocop: hmm Crocop: this isnt fair Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: That would be correct Crocop: okay *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: oh shit *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: that was fast as hell Crocop: good sentreh :D Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: i wouldntve died if i hadnt hit the wall Crocop: you don't fuck with my dispenser Crocop: im sorry *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: mission failed well try again next time Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: NO *DEAD* Crocop: ya got me Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: YOU WILL NOT PUT A DAMNED SENTRY THERE Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: that didnt count in the contract *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I need to hit you twice and kill you i think Crocop: good luck Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Just dont piss me off and i wont a get kills Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Well piss me off too much i just get slightly worse then i already am *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: what killed me Crocop: a pipe bomb *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: i just pooped *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: popped* Crocop: takes a while to detonate Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: no explosion or anything just a death Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Seriously just so i can switch to an easier calss to use can i just get a free kill on ye Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: class* Crocop: gotta work for it Crocop: pyro is the perfect counter for demo Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Not with the dragons fury he aint Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: the delay on the airblast is really fuckin annoyin Crocop has found: The Southern Hospitality   Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Also about the 'you have to work for it' comment you added on to what i said Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Ive been trying my goddamn hardest *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: dont cap Crocop: just getting hp Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Youre beggining to become somewhat of an asshole being perfectly honest Crocop: <3 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: also you are a douche for doing a heart Crocop: im sorry you're so upset Crocop: cry some moar Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: No im just speakin my mind im really chill right now its just a bit annoying to think youre playing with another player which Crocop: bro Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: is becomin an asshole Crocop: its just a game Crocop: let's all relax. Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: I am aware Crocop: sometimes i gotta remind u Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: We dont know eachother and that is the first time you said its just a game .-. Crocop: it seems you're getting a little bit too flustered for a video game Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: now thats not salt thats just the truth Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: im not lyin thats actually the first time ye said that Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Also you better be glad im not a child that plays fortnite because the fortnite community are obnoxious and annoying kids mostl Crocop: yes you're a smart little boy Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Rapey vibes noted Crocop: your teacher gives u all the smelly stickers Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: My teachers give me no sticker *DEAD* Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: stickers* Crocop: <3 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: seriously can i just get one free kill to stop playing pyro im gettin bored as hell Crocop: this is how my grand papy Crocop: taught me how to play tf2 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: what the fuck does that mean Crocop: do you want me to switch class Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Seriously though what do you mean by thats how my grand papy taught me to play tf2 because that had no context Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Yes Crocop: you're speaking gibberish my friend Crocop: it was a very concise statement Crocop: my grandpappy taught me how to play tf2 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: No it really wasnt Crocop: maybe you should grow that lil brain Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: you said that with no context with what i was saying Crocop: so you can comprehend text without context Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: it was insanely random Crocop: not really Crocop: i mean we're playing tf2 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: You didnt tell me how he taught you you just said thats how he taught you Crocop: aah Crocop: well i 1v1ed with him Crocop: until i got gud Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Well  at least someone taught you i had to learn myself Crocop: step 1 Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: and i had to get use to shit tons of lag Crocop: have a comfortable desk and mouse and keyboard Crocop: 2. enjoy Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: That literally explains nothing with how i learned Crocop: well theres no real learning to it Crocop: you're just good at it or not Crocop: it all comes down to reflexes and timing Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Thats.... Really really fuckin dumb Crocop: yeah. im sorry that you'll have to be that way Crocop: forever Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Not forever you were just taught to think in that way Crocop: this wasn't taught Crocop: this is a decade long observation Crocop: my smol friend Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: its impossible to stay the same exact skill level forver Crocop: sure there's small variation Crocop: with time played Crocop: but the tf2 pros have natural reflexes Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Youre a person that i would hate to be around in real life Crocop: when did i say i cared Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: When did i say i thought you cared Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Hm? Crocop: so then you're speaking into the wind Crocop: who cares buddeh Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Nobody really cares in life Cp_The_Sewer_Toad: Being honest its all lies Cp_The_Sewer_Toad left the game (Disconnect by user.)
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couturecannibal · 5 years
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I was tagged by @flintstille thank u!!!
1. Are you named after someone?: nope
2. When was the last time you cried?: like. yesterday lmao
3. Do you have kids?: nope!!
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?: i am extremely sarcastic but i try not to be mean about it
5. What are your hobbies?: reading, writing (when i was younger i did a lot of original writing but now mostly fan fic lol), drawing (i can do pretty decent photorealistic portraits or just general stuff), and playing music!! i was a band kid from 4th to 12th grade and could play around 10 instruments most self taught, and im trying to get back into it by practicing piano and flute again. i cant afford a bassoon lol
6. What is the first thing you notice about people?: generally face. i dont like making prolonged eye contact but i look at their eyebrows and around their mouth bc they show a lot
7. What is your eye color?: brown!! 
8. Scary movie or happy ending?: i love both tbh psych horror and comedies are the best
9. Any special talents?: idk if its particularly special but i can pull my thumb on each wrist down so its completely flat against my forearm ? 
10. Where were you born?:  seattle washington baby
11. Do you have any pets?: my parents have two cats and dogs,, the cats are basically mine
12. What sport do/have you played?: field hockey was my fav, but volleyball and soccer are great too. i was never on an official team for soccer but i played every day during recess and actually was quite gud
13. How tall are you?: 5′4″ :/ 
14. Favorite subject in school?: i was always a science kid, super into biology and chem. i would have enjoyed english more if it was....yknow....not like it is in the american public school system 
15. Dream job?: i would love to be a surgeon, but im actually going for my more realistic dream job of being a clinical therapist/professor!! 
i dont talk to many people on here so if u wanna do this say i tagged you!! 
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cheeseytofu · 5 years
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Ouch, I really can't pick just one, y u do dis to meeee (but I'd like to hear 'bout Cat, Vanni and Shylia) ((Also hiiiii I was kinda absent for a long time lol how are you doing))
I'm doing absolutely lovely, I hope the same for you too friendo💕!! prepare yourself for a LONG POST!
Cat:
1) She's not one to get flustered often, or at all really. She'll happily accept a compliment!
2) She moved schools a lot growing up! Always getting expelled and needing to relocate 😔
3) She's pretty horrible at makeup, it's never been fun for her but she totally respects the craft
4) She had a crush of Prince waaaay before he was interested in her in that way
5) She's kind of an ambivert. Cat doesn't have trouble talking with people but the bigger the crowd she has to interact with, the more tired she gets of socializing
6) Cat is an only child and longs to have younger siblings
7) She was born in Ireland, but has never gone back to visit distant family there
8) She can do a really good irish accent since she grew up around her totally irish parents! She's good at imitating accents in general (cant really draw this so it must forever stay in my head alone)
9) Cat got her own place as soon as she turned 18, and works her ass off to keep a roof over her head. She never had time for college!
10) Cats hair is naturally curly but she hates her curls! She straightens her hair on the daily!!
Vanni:
1) I made Vanni years ago but as he grew as a character, I took inspiration from James (End of the F***ing World) and Ayano (Yandere Simulator)!
2) He has tons of "friends" from the deep web, basically just people he trusts to do good business with him. He chats with them often!
3) His parents are kinda freaked out by him but they love their son and he respects them so it all works out??
4) Vanni works best in silence or very quiet classical tunes!
5) He's pretty tech savy, ya gotta git gud if u wanna keep the baddies from finding ur Ip Adress amiright
6) Vanni goes out to gay bars pretty often, he likes to "meet" guys ;]
7) growing up he spent lots of time in therapy.. it did him no good
8) he also wasn't allowed to have pets in the house cause they all ended up getting hurt pretty easily. hmm, wonder why.. 🤔
9) His english is far better than his parents, so he often waits tables, answers calls, and does all the social parts of his job at his parents restaurant, while they do most of the cooking
10) ^^^ Vanni still has a very noticeable italian accent though, and he definitely uses this to woo guys who have a thing for accents
Shylia:
1) She has a lisp that she used to get teased about when she was younger, but now she'll beat anyone who tries to make fun of it (though most people don't, knowing that)
2) Shylia has a step father and step sister that she doesn't care for in the slightest. Her birth mother and step father are aware of this and spoil her so she won't ruin their relationship
3) Shylia is very gay and very experienced with relationships, she doesn't settle for one night stands
4) She has a car and drives everywhere, but also knows how to longboard!
5) Her preferred instrument is drums, but she knows how to play guitar, bass, and keyboard (she's just not too great at it)
6) Her singing voice is like this!
7) Shylia also stayed back a year (in the 8th grade), when her mom and step father got married they honestly didn't pay attention to her in the slightest so she just never went to school or did any work
8) She bought Jane her infamous shiney red electric guitar!
9) Shylia totally had a crush on Jane when they first became friends, Jane never found out tho cause Shylia very chill around people, even her crushes. Shylia never told her cause she knew Jane wouldn't be interested, and at the time she could tell Jane didn't know she was bi
10) Shylia likes to think she has a perfect gaydar (she lowkey does tho)
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