#gud job lad

[octuscle]

Class reunion

If the class reunion had not taken place at the same time as your father's 50th birthday, you would never have made another trip to your old home country. It took you enough time to get the place to study in New England. Losing your Southern accent. To finish your engineering studies at the top of your class. And in a week, you'll start your first real job. In the research and development department of the company whose farm equipment your father sells and repairs.

For your father's birthday party, you packed the suit you bought for your first day at work. For the class reunion a polo shirt and chinos. And otherwise a few clothes for the morning run. And a pair of jeans and a change of t-shirts. Nothing great. You're only going to be gone for a few days. Even before you leave, you can't wait to get back to Boston.

It was so obvious! Of course, your suitcase doesn't arrive. And you desperately needed a change of clothes after the stupid chick next to you spilled the orange juice all over you. Well, your father is already waiting outside. Let's see if you can stop somewhere to do some shopping.

You go straight home. Your father thinks that there are still enough of your old clothes at home. And so that you can get out of the wet and sticky clothes, he gets a reasonably clean T-shirt from the footwell of the back seat. It doesn't feel bad to sit next to your father in the car. The breeze cools your freshly epilated chest. And the T-shirt smells like real work. When you arrive home, the entire family is already gathered. You don't even have a chance to change. The birthday party is already in full swing. Your father hits his beer bottle with a wrench and asks for silence. He is happy that everyone is there. But he's especially happy that his son has returned today after successfully completing his studies to whip his father's business into shape.

Bloody hell! What is this? We didn't agree on this… Everyone is looking at you expectantly. You can't crash your father's birthday party now, can you? So you say you're glad to be back and that it makes you proud to bring your ideas from your studies at the agricultural school here in the state to the company. "Taylor & Son, Farm Machinery" is written on your T-shirt. Everyone cheers. And your dad gives you a big hug.

You'd forgotten ha day celebrated here. You used to have wild parties in da fraternity, too. But this haz really been hell. But there's nothing uh gud breakfast from your mom can't fix. But as soon as you sit down at da table, one of your father's apprentices pokes his head into da kitchen n asks if you cud take uh look at uh customer's combine harvester. It's uh gud thing you had already put on your overalls. N so da workday starts right away. But hey, nothing works without you. You are da best mechanic in da district. You completed your training with distinction. N now you've been uh foreman in your father's company for years.

Fuck, thuh reunion uh chur mechanic class! Yawl forgot all bout it. Yawl quickly wartch churself with thuh wartchcloth at thuh back uh thuh rain barrel. Ahm shore thuther lads habumt changed either. In fact, most uh them come in work clothes. After all, it's gist another bender in chur best pal's ode barn. Yawl nevur know how thay'll end up. But it's uh good thang yawl took thuh precaution uh not wearin' underwear. 

#male tf #reality change #redneck tf #male transformation #muscle transformation

[britshits]

started my job lads! it's gud 😊

#al's shitposts

[cloudbatcave]

Cloud Plays White: Finale

This is a long one, folks, since I realized I had a bit in my notes I had forgotten about and only found after I posted this, lol, so I have now edited it in.

when we last left off I was criticizing Alder for being useless in apprehending Ghetsis and Iris for not just taking me to Drayden’s house herself when it is Right Fucking There. 

So I’m still futzing around Opelucid here.

“No way, without pokemon, I’ll be lonely and sad! …but am I just using my pokemon, then?”

wow, seems there’s some brain cells there after all. you keep exercising those, brah.

I run into a guy who thinks that it’s okay for team plasma to take pokemon from weak trainers, even though he considers himself one and feels bad for the people they rob.

There’s another dude in the same room who used to be part of team plasma but left because it was weird for him that everyone thought the same way.

See, I appreciate this part of the game’s writing - I wish there was more stuff like this, people who are conflicted and their viewpoints being front and center instead of the simplistic garbage we’re fed by Iris and Alder and company.

Though there’s an absolute nut job who says that despite the years he’s trained with his pokemon he’ll let it go if it makes it a perfect being and I am just not even gonna unpack all the lunacy there.

There’s a kid who thinks that just because N has the legendary pokemon, he must be the hero.

I am very concerned about everyone in Unova being so gullible.

“Your Scrafty looks like it can try a little harder.”

WELL FUCK YOU TOO RANDOM LADY??? LAD DOES HIS BEST AND I WILL NOT HAVE HIM SLANDERED THIS WAY

I finally go to Drayden’s and get told how the original dragon performed mitosis and now we have two dragons and also they once destroyed the region with fire and lightning but it’s chill.

“People may hurt pokemon even more by imposing their selfish thoughts on them. But no matter what, Pokemon and people believe in each other, need each other, and will continue to live together…”

Drayden is smarter and more nuanced than like, anyone else, why is he not a main character.

Iris chips in about how much she can’t forgive Plasma and Drayden mentions they don’t know how to wake up Zekrom.

Well, to be fair, I’d be very surprised if they did.

Off to the gym, this’ll be interesting since I have no ice or dragon moves on my team.

I get through the trainers okay, now time to fight Daffodil.

Her Haxorus was a bit tricky but nothing I couldn’t handle, and when I walk out Juniper shows up.

And somehow she knows how to resurrect Zekrom. Cool!

She blahs about how it’ll wake up when it deems someone worthy and talks about how much I’ve changed and shows me to the gate where the route to the pokemon league is.

“Chirae? Do you regret setting out on your pokemon journey?”

UH.

MAYBE?

mmm, that’s not fair to my pokemon though - nigh everyone around me may be looney tunes or incompetent, but they’ve been good pals.

So I hit “no” after all.

and she gives me a master ball. dope.

I make it to the gates of victory road and I honestly really like the bit where each section of them is themed after the badges! That’s a nice touch, I think that was only also done in the FRLG remakes if I recall correctly. It makes it feel a lot more ceremonious and important.

Ah here come my two idiots.

Bianca asks Cheren to smile and he’d probably implode if he did. He finally isn’t an asshole though, good for him.

The bug badge guard tells me to “fight valiantly like an insect” which is funny but I guess does make sense. Ants can fuck some stuff up, man.

Honestly I want to be a badge gate guard, seems like a fun job.

Also, I caught an excadrill in a raid the day I wrote this, and caught an excadrill in this game. Their pokedex entry includes this gem:

“Their tunnels can be destructive to subway systems”

Given the battle subway exists in this game, their insurance payments must be obscene. Imagine getting your match interrupted by a giant mole with metal fists that doesn’t give a fuck.

I named her Beans. She looks like a Beans.

I also caught a Deino. The Irate Pokémon that can’t see and tackles people to learn about its surroundings. I feel a kinship with this creature.

I named him Mezzo for laughs.

And I managed to get myself back to the beginning of victory road. Good job, cloud.

Okay I think I’ve found the right path, found a new dude to beat up which is a good sign. Apparently he’s lost too.

Love when a trainer switches out to a Pokémon mine doesn’t have a type advantage against and it gets wiped in two hits anyway. Death is inevitable.

“I’ve thought about what I can do to help my Pokémon win and I finally figured out the answer!”

Is it git gud?

Flame charge raises my speed, opponent’s klang uses automotize to prove it can do that too, dies because it’s too busy trying to go fast.

Then I get nailed by a flare blitz. Darmanitan is toxic to gen 5 nuzlocke runs, I swear. Especially since I have no one on my hodgepodge team resistant to fire. At least my unfezant is faster.

“Read what your opponent wants to do. Your opponent is human and may change plans from moment to moment. Be careful!”

There’s some meta joke to be made there but I’m not thinking of anything witty. Something something AI having a point even if not in this context.

Back to the beginning again but I think I know what I need to do now.

I looked at a walkthrough to check, tho, lmfao. Was tired of climbing up there only to fall down the wrong spot.

“There’s an item at the bottom! Do you want to slide all the way down?”

You’re the devil talking and you tempt me but I will ignore your silver tongue for now.

So I’m at the league and I thought Cheran would pop out of the bushes before I got here. That’s weird. I could swear he fights me one last time before I challenge the elite four.

NO CHERAN. OKAY. WHAT. IS MY GAME GLITCHED??

I guess not! Huh.

All right then. Time to try and see if I can win with my very unbalanced team.

Lmfao yeah my first attempt against the ghost trainer crashed and burned. Literally, thanks to her Chandelure. Very glad I saved on the outside. TIME TO GO TRAIN MORE.

No Marty, you may not learn wild charge, this is a no recoil moves household, self harm is bad.

Some grinding later, I am ready to try again.

Shauntal gave me a little trouble but was much more manageable. Grimsley was easy, only his Krookodile gave me issues.

I really like the elite four battle areas in this gen, I do admit. Very aesthetic.

Ah shit I know that Musharna is coming.

Never mind, that pink and purple snoozeball went down easy. I didn’t have a single Pokémon faint.

Unless Marshal breaks the trend the fights have actually gotten easier as I went.

He actually was a bit tricky, gave me a good show.

Hello endless stairs, hello N and Alder, hello giant random castle that just explodes out of the ground somehow.

“What has just appeared is team plasma’s castle”

Thanks mate, never would’ve figured that out without you. Why do you need a castle. 

Oh wow, the gym leaders finally decided to be useful and fight the sages for me instead of letting extremists wander around unchecked.

Thanks y’all! Trying not being pointless more often!

“Ignoring team plasma...that would be a terrible thing for us gym leaders to do.”

You all already did that, Elena. I watched as Clay and Iris let these assholes go. We could have avoided this whole plot if literally any of you had done more earlier.

So the game says the castle was built by the Pokémon team plasma took but how the fuck did they like...work underground...you know what I’m not gonna even think about it too hard because it makes no sense and I know that. I must make my peace.

I also like how the castle is nonsensical and yet there’s a line of dialogue about how they’ll liberate the Pokémon in PCs too for their Master Plan(TM), which is surprisingly thoughtful. This game is so inconsistent with how much sense its lore makes. It’ll come up with something clever and then wear its underwear on its head the next minute.

“Will you go the Pokémon league?”

Hey what - WHY DID YOU TELEPORT ME HOW CAN YOU DO THAT. DO YOU HAVE AN ABRA OR WHAT

THAT WAS RANDOM

Well at least there’s someone there to randomly teleport me back too.

WHEEEEEE

Hi Reshiram, convenient how that mini fire tornado you made didn’t burn me or N.

Hi Zekrom, convenient how your lightning didn’t hurt us either, you’re a considerate chap

Aight, let’s see if I can catch this bastard

...I did and it only took me like five balls. Okay then.

N gave me a good fight, so there’s that.

Love how Ghetsis’s bouffalant kills itself via recoil from its own move and my scrafty’s rocky helmet.

He gave me a good fight too though.

I do like the ending, despite my issues with how the game presents its message. N is a great character and I appreciate what Nintendo was trying to do with the game’s plot, they just...didn’t really delve into it like they should have.

I’m glad I replayed it. I still have my issues with gen 5 but I see a lot more of its positives now.

We’ll see if I do any post-game content, I have gotten kind of attached to my grump-ass trainersona and his weird team.

#Chirae the mistrustful teen and his pokemon #cloud plays white

[orkygit]

Guess who got his first two Space Marine minis!

Great job on startin’ an Army, lad! Hope you find sum gud Orkz ta fight against!

[midnightlie]

My guy my DUdE MY SAiNT!!! I just reread LAD and HOLYDJAHFOSHSLD the pinning TH e PiNniNG my heart is just screaming like MATE why You goTTa do this to me?!?! Tell Gm why my heart just SWOONS over the bois. God your writing is so gUD klance my precious BABBIES GOOOD JOB I THINK IMMA CRY OVER THE HARDASS PINNING NOW BYE THANKS ❤️💙

SJDJJDJ THERE IS SO MUCH PINING!!!!! I am so glad u enjoyed it again akdkfjgdnf ily

[auroral-melody]

hi! do you have any recommendations of things to watch or read? ive read and watched good omens and lucifer and ive read sandman and watched lot and i liked them all and bc you also like them i thought you might have more stuff to recommend! ty in advance fkdk and i hope you have an amazing day/night!!!

HECK YEAH. idk what else you’ve seen so i’ll just rec everything

tv shows:

- doctor who is and always will be my comfort show tbh. it’s so optimistic and kind and i love it so dearly, it means so much to me

- constantine nbc (theres only one season and it was cancelled but it’s GREAT)

- legends of tomorrow (extremely goofy. doesn’t take itself seriously except when it does. time travel, with magic, and john constantine comes up in s3 and is a main char in s4. INCREDIBLY gay. like oh my god i’ve never seen a sci fi fantasy show this gay it makes me so happy)

- agents of shield (phil coulson is babey and fitzsimmons is the purest thing on the planet)

- stranger things (kids on bikes!!! scary)

- dark matter (sci fi and UNDERRATED!)

- i still love firefly tbh

my watchlist right now is

- black lightning (just started, it’s Gud)- i watched a season of el internado (spanish show that’s very cheesy but it’s a dramatic high school teen show. it’s not exactly Good but it’s fun!)- oh i also need to watch s2 of the OA fhjkdhf (s1 is very good!!! lots of scary topics but it’s fascinating)- i’ve also just started the flash- i’m going to watch sabrina soon bc there’s apparently a lucifer in it

i also have in fact watched supernatural and honestly i love cas and gabriel and sam and dean and crowley. it has exactly the problems people say it does, but also it is entertaining and i swear they have got to use spray bottles for the blood sometimes which is HILARIOUS.

more of a reality show:

- buzzfeed unsolved (i Really like the supernatural seasons! it’s a little spooky but also the fact that shane, in a dark room alone, doesn’t think it’s spooky at All makes it hilarious. i’m a shaniac but i’m scared fhjdkfhkdj)

- adam ruins everything

animated tv shows:

- she ra (incredibly gay energies)

- the dragon prince (i just finished and I LOVE IT!!!!!!!)

- avatar the last airbender (it’s excellent. pls. everything about it is good)

- aggretsuko (fun !! also very relatable)

- the devil is a part-timer (one of the only animes i’ve seen. kinda Straight TM with the whole boobage but it’s also funny and WINGS)

- devilman crybaby (i havent seen the old one yet. very nsfw. but GOD i got so so close to crying)

- carmen sandiego (spy romp!!! with educational geography tidbits!!! i love the art too it’s really good)

- disenchantment (matt groening humour if you’re good w that, there’s a demon named luci)

- futurama (matt groening humour but i’m STILL emotional over it. i still love the interdimensional polyamorous pansexual nonbinary space being yivo who uses neopronouns. babey)

movies:

- the lego movie (especially the second one)

- the lego movie batman (aka Gay)

- road to el dorado (PEAK good omens energies it’s still my favorite ok)

- thor ragnarok

- into the spiderverse

- emperor’s new groove

- men in black (all of them) are just so good okay 

- hellboy (it’s guillermo del toro. it’s fun)

books:

- the stainless steel rat (about a sci fi criminal who is a goofy sarcastic lad. 100% RECOMMEND HIGHLY PLEAS E READ)

- the martian (it’s SO MUCH FUNNIER than the movie is tbh..it’s ICONIC. sciency humor)

- mort (my favorite discworld book so far. death gets a job as a cook)

- the screwtape letters (about a demon and his annoyed uncle/mentor)

- much ado about nothing (listen it’s REally fun. or watch the tennant version)

rn i’m reading snow crash and it’s super fun, the main character is named Hiro Protagonist hfkjdshjfd. 

comics:

- loki: agent of asgard (illustrated by the guy who did lucifer 2016! fun!!! loki being a sweetheart)

- the prince and the dressmaker (ADORABLE!!! gnc prince(ss))

- the dreaming (”why do you like the corinthian” *gestures at this comic while aggressively retconning part of it*)

- any of the sandman extras, especially overture and the death stories

- hellblazer (i only got up to issue 75 but it’s pretty good!! constantine..my boy)

- the wicked and the divine (i’m only on #19 but. aaaa? it’s surprisingly bloody, but also, it had a fem!lucifer in it that absolutely killed me with gay)

- xkcd (webcomic. witty and sciency)

i’m also going to read Murder Mysteries the graphic novel by neil gaiman as soon as it comes!!! i’m excited

#Anonymous #my posts #asks #answers #:DDD #hope u like them! #the first few in each list are like my Favorites so

[capseycartwright]

god lads i remember when i would cry at the thoughts of going to work and how i used to hate every second of every shift and now i’m in a job where i have such fun and such gorge coworkers and im fairly emo about how all those years of uni were worth it in the end god bless gud night

#im not even on a permanent contract but i would sell my soul 2 these people #in which i ramble #adventures abroad

[heyyyyadora]

please do not read this incredibly cursed fic

>[BowTie99 joined the party] >GlimGlam1999: took you long enough bow :^) >BowTie99: Sorry!!!!!!!! I had a bunch of quests to turn in!!! >HitOrMista: dude thaymor is like a level 10 zone you know youre getting like no exp right >BowTie99: I couldn’t just leave them hanging!!! Those villagers have been fighting off the horde for a month now without me :((( >Sir_Hawk_VII: Egads! A most worthy plight well deserving of your attention! Your tardiness only reflects your outstanding character, my lad! >BowTie99: see seahawk gets me :’) >Sir_Hawk_VII: Please, kind fellow, I am Sir Hawk the Seventh! >Sir_Hawk_VII: Noble kinsman and proud bearer of the standard of Salineas! >Sir_Hawk_VII: Slayer of foul beasts and savior of the less fortunate! >BowTie99: ah forgive my poor manners sir hawk!! i would not dream of sullying your noble title! >HitOrMista: god. stop. stop. stop rping in group chat PLEASE >Sir_Hawk_VII: [[ (I’ll PM you bow… we have a scene to conclude ;))]] >BowTie99: (( yessssss )) >GlimGlam1999: A N Y W A Y . >GlimGlam1999: fuma you read the guide i sent you? >SunshineSmile419: yes!! ^_^ >SunshineSmile419: I think I can do this!! >SunshineSmile419: just try not to get too beat up okay guys :p >GlimGlam1999: yeah that’s my job nerds >GlimGlam1999: though mermista please don’t take that as an excuse to like… >GlimGlam1999: COMPLETELY avoid getting involved. >GlimGlam1999: *glares* >HitOrMista: whatever. >HitOrMista: if seahawk pulls i’m out. >Sir_Hawk_VII: I simply heed the call of ADVENTURE! >GlimGlam1999: the call of adventures gonna punch your ass if you get us wiped again……. >GlimGlam1999: fuma if he screws us don’t heal him. >SunshineSmile419: Aw. sorry hawk glimmer has spoken x) >Sir_Hawk_VII: If I must die for our cause… So be it. >HitOrMista: ughhhhhhhhhhh die then already >GlimGlam1999: okay okay okay I’m gonna start the ready check! >GlimGlam1999 has started a ready check! >GlimGlam1999 is ready! >SunshineSmile419 is ready! >Sir_Hawk_VII is ready! >HitOrMista is ready! >GlimGlam1999: bow? >GlimGlam1999: … >GlimGlam1999: BOW. >GlimGlam1999: BOW STOP CYBERING WITH SEAHAWK AND READY UP >BowTie99: I WAS NOT CYBERING WITH SEAHAWK!!!!!!!!! >BowTie99: he was giving me a medal >Sir_Hawk_VII: For courage in the face of adversity! >HitOrMista: … >GlimGlam1999: READY. UP. >BowTie99: okay okay sorry!!!!! >BowTie99 is ready! >Starting dungeon in 3… >2… >1… >BowTie99: last >GlimGlam1999: last >Loading…

>[ScrubFker69 joined the party] >ScrubFker69: hey adora ;) >Adora123: Catra you’re late. >Adora123: Where were you? >Adora123: Stop picking on low levels you’re literally just wasting your time. >ScrubFker69: wow way to assume >LonMaster: she was in the rebellion capital. >Adora123: Wait really how’d you manage that? >LonMaster: you can sneak past the guards if you’re a rogue. >ScrubFker69: dont tell her >ScrubFker69: damn it >Adora123: Huh cool! >Adora123: If it wasn’t totally pointless lol >ScrubFker69: yeah well >ScrubFker69: its funny watching them try to get at me >ScrubFker69: and sitting there taunting them obviously ;) >Adora123: God how are you not banned yet? >LonMaster: yeah for real. >Character_Name: wait so u have to b a roge? >Character_Name: u didnt tell me that catra. >ScrubFker69: must have slipped my mind soz kyle ;) >Character_Name: gdi >WyrmFiend: ¬_¬ >Adora123: Okay so does everyone know what they’re doing this time? >Adora123: Because I don’t want a repeat of last run. >Adora123: Lonnie how’s your build? >LonMaster: yeah i think i'm good. just need to watch my mana management >LonMaster: which would be easier if catra managed her gd aggro >ScrubFker69: hey i do the damage, you keep me alive. not that difficult lol :) >Adora123: No she’s right catra you need to chill out and let me take the heat. >Adora123: That’s literally my job. >LonMaster: yeah and try not to bait mobs into me so i don’t fkin die. >ScrubFker69: git gud >Adora123: Kyle you’re doing better but you need to watch those AOEs. >Adora123: Try to follow Rogelio’s lead he’s pretty much got it down by now. >Adora123: Rogelio keep up your combos please and don’t worry about Kyle he needs to learn. >WyrmFiend: (y) >Character_Name: kk… >Adora123: Okay everyone ready? >Adora123 has started a ready check. >LonMaster is ready! >WyrmFiend is ready! >Character_Name is ready! >Adora123: Catra. >ScrubFker69 is ready! >ScrubFker69: lmao oops >Starting dungeon in 3… >2… >LonMaster: a-hole… >1… >ScrubFker69: ;) >Loading…

#spop #she ra #shera #adora #catra #glimmer #bow #lonnie #kyle #rogelio #seahawk #mermista #perfuma #my writing

[taillesstigers]

recap yalls

abuse tw

so im!! super tired!!!

been at home for 5 months for break before i start my degree and welp! its garbage! failed my driving test again bc anxietys a lil bitch and been takin the brunt of my familys abuse. cant get a job here without a car since the public transport is a mess. its been tough lads. on the bright side! ill be starting my degree program in a week and will be spending the next 4 years getting gud at engineering, and a friend of mine is planning to kick start a clean energy company, and im going to join the toastmasters org to do what i love most!! public speaking! :DD its been rly rly hard but im tryna stay afloat and keep my head up. insyaallah good fortune will greet me in the years to come. cheers!

#long post

[theoldroanfox]

tag game

Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to get to know better Tagged by: @sandwormtail​ tar lar, you’re lovely Name: cerys Nickname: bean Gender: geel

Star Sign: fish

Height:  dunno, bit taller than most me mates but not as tall as me sister

Sexual Orientation: the worst hetero Hogwarts House: hufflepuff, fite me Favorite Color: bleuh Favorite Animal: i like weird birds. a massive seagull landed right next to my head today, and although i initially soiled myself, i walked away buzzing. i also like orcas Current Time: 22:15 Cats or Dogs: i find cats more believable Favorite Fictional Character: remus lupin maybe? Number of Blankets I Sleep Under: 1? how many blankets do people need like? Favorite Singer/Band: i like the smiths and green day they’re gud Dream Trip: right now, a direct teleport to me bed Dream Job: gourmet chef. i made that up, that’s a complete lie. i actually dunno. sob. When This Blog Was Created: 2014 When This Blog Hit Its Peak: u messin? haha good joke lads, top banter, 10/10. Why Did You Decide to Make a Tumblr: one of me best mates made it for me and i ran with it Why Did I Pick My URL: One of me mates lives in a place called the old roan, and he kept seeing this sneaky fox hanging around his bins. He eventually formed a vendetta against it that became famous in our group of friends. He even swore to hunt it down to save the community in a filmed interview about the advantages of scouting for local communities (he was obviously cut from the finished project). One day he saw a dead fox in the road, but to this day we don’t know whether that was THE old roan fox, or whether it faked its own death in order to continue its sneaky ways without the hinderance of my mate’s vendetta. Either way, I often think of the old roan fox with fondness.

I tag: everyone??? anyone that can be arsed

#plot twist #me

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What's the cheapest business car insurance company?

There are different business car insurance companies, I have heard Erie insurance is one of the best ones, do you know of any other companies that might be better or similar? thanks""

How much is the average price of veneer on your teeth ( average price)?

Only done to the front two teeth.

What type of insurance is needed to start a cheerleading team?

I would like to start a cheerleading team but do not know what insurance is needed to protect me from being sued if someone is injured during practice. and what other advice is important to know when starting such a bussines?

Need help on car insurance for young driver?

Hi! I've been struggling to get a good quote for car insurance for a while now. I tried all the big name comparison sites and every one is quoting me 4k (monthly installments). I opted for third party and theft, i am 22 years of age and my postcode starts with sl1 (slough) and i got pass plus and had my licence (manual) since march 2011. I got my car already its a Peugeot 206 1.6l petrol manual 1999 3doors. If you have time you can try for yourself with the above details the quote is freaking too much. Is this just how it is or am i doing something wrong? If you can point me to the right direction that would be amazing!!""

Im a 20 yr old female- much would it cost to insure a 1.4 2007 astra sxi?

JUST PASSED TEST. Its insurance group 6 Tanks

""I just got married, does my parents health insurance still cover me?""

I got married on the 5th of december of 2010, neither my husband or I has health insurance through our work, and neither of us are still attending college, I know they have made a lot of changes with Health insurance lately and I have a prescription that usually costs about $200/month, but with the Insurance it is only $15, I stumbled upon a website that says I can still be considered a dependent even if I am married, since my job doesn't offer Health plans, but it doesn't say anything about being married in the middle of the insurance plan year (starts and ends in August). The website is http://quinnscommentary.com/2010/03/24/no-child-left-behind-big-changes-for-employers-and-employees-as-adult-children-remain-in-health-plans/ If anyone can dicipher if it does in fact state anything about being married within the insured year, or if you know of any other websites, or anything about how marriage affects health insurance with all the new plans and Amendments to those plans. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated!""

How much does insurance company pay for a totaled car with previously rebuilt title issued?

So I am looking to buy a car with rebuilt title( please dont tell me that I should not buy it, I know all the pros and cons). So lets say I have full coverage insurance and I get in accident and the car is totaled. What kind of money will I get from insurance? Clean trade in value? Clean retail value? Or half of clean trade in? I am just concerned if I should purchase full coverage insurance for it or no. If my monthly premium would cost as much as for clean title car, but I would get only 50% of it in case of an accident, than it does not have sense. Car is Honda Accord with $10000 KBB value and my insurance company is AAA Michigan.""

Which 1 is the best and Cheap Car Insurance?

Plz Help! Just bought a Car and Looking 4 a good Deal! :)

Insurance cost for 16 year old with a Honda Hatchback 2 door.?

Alright so I'll be turning 16 soon and i want to know the cost of insurance for my car. I have a 98 Honda Civic Hatchback. Its stick, sport looking. What's the average of monthly payment. Insurance will be coming out of my pocket so I need to know an average price. I know you can get quotes online, but i don't want to put personal information online.""

How do I get out of a ticket in California for no proof if insurance?

I got a ticket for not having PROOF of insurance but I did have insurance I just didn't have the paper on me. How can I contest this in court? Also I got a ticket for failure to obey a regulatory sign for going 64 in a 70 (allegedly) I was going 70+. He said I sped up when the highway patrol came up behind me. Obviously I'm going to slow down 1. It's a cop 2. I didn't want to get a ticket for speeding that's why I slowed down when he came behind me. And he said I sped up when he came behind me I was going 70 then I slowed when he showed up behind me.

Why did my car insurance double from last period?

Does it make sense that your auto insurance can double for 1 at fault accident? I just got my renewal documents for my car insurance and my premium doubled from what it was last period. I did have one at fault accident so i knew there would be an increase but I didn't know it could double like that...

Cheap Auto Insurance in FL?

I'm 19 years old and I got my license in Sept of 06 (almost a year) My insurance is REALLY HIGH! By myself I am looking at around 700 a month (my car is Fianced, 04 Mitsu lancer ES) so I am put under my 22 year old boyfriend insurance. With his 02 Audi A6 and my car, we are paying 495 a month. (South Florida) (Esurance is who we have) We have called Geico and Progressive adn State Farm and nothing is giving us a smaller quote. Does anyone know a good insurance company that is cheaper with students, new drivers, etc..? We also do not live in the same household, and some insurance agencys will not cover us for nothing living together. But anyways, just let me know if you know of a cheaper insurance agency. Thanks.""

Health insurance question?

Can anyone explain the difference between state, federal and private health insurance if you're unemployed?

What do i need to know about individual health insurance?

I'll be transition from a perm position with benefits into one that is contract base (6 months) and no benefits so I want to get some health insurance through private insurance. I'm single, no kids, 26. I'm healthy for the most part but I do take anti-anxiety SSRI medication ($4 at Walmart) and I see a psychiatrist once a month (I could probably do without this).I did suffer with depression about 5 years ago but that's no longer an issue. What should I expect from private insurance so I don't get completely screwed over.""

I need affordable mortgage life insurance. I' m 62 and have a heart problem that is under control with meds?

I also have stents in my arteries and heart. I need $250,000 in insurance to payoff a 30yr loan. Our house was originally paid off and I (the house was put in my name alone, not my husbands) took out a mortgage for $130,000 to finance my daughters business which failed. I thought that I did have mortgage insurance on the original loan but did not find out until after I took out my 2nd mortgage ($120,000) to pay off other bills the business acquired. Between the 1st and 2nd loan I became ill and I don't know what to do now. My husband doesn't know about the 2nd loan. If anyone knows how to fix this please let me know. I don't want to die and leave 2 mortgages for my husband to pay off.""

Best Car Insurance For ME?

I am nineteen years old, have a child, am married, and am in college. Does anyone have any recommendations on CHEAP car insurance? I plan on getting a used vehicle that I can pay cash for on the spot.""

What happens if i cancel by car insurance?

I have recently turned 17 and can start driving in the UK. There is obviously a large difference between insurance quotes for my car depending on whether i hold a provisional license or a full license. While i am on a provisional i can get a quote for 620 with Quinn-Direct but this will go up to 2000+ after i pass my test. What happens if i buy my insurance then cancel it when i pass my test and get a quote from elsewhere, (I can get one for 1400) will i get a percentage of my money back or will it just be lost? Cheers Rob""

Is this the big health insurance lie?

The legislation would impose several new fees on firms in the health sector. New fees would be imposed on providers of health insurance and on manufacturers and importers of medical devices. Both of those fees would be largely passed through to consumers in the form of HIGHER PREMIUMS for PRIVATE COVERAGE. Congressional Budget Office An Analysis of Health Insurance Premiums Under the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act November 30, 2009 BUT..... The average premium for an unsubsidized, nongroup policy will cost 27-30% MORE. (same report) So won't private coverage decrease sharply ... And so too the fees collected from them ... which are suppose to pay for the subsidies . Or will really caring people flock to buy this extra expensive insurance?""

How much would an insurance premium rise if you has 2 speeding tickets?

Now, I am considering adding myself to my husbands policy(for his car). I went 15 years without a single ticket, and then this past year I recieved two speeding tickets within 6 months. I was only going 5 mph over on one, and 7 mph on the other. Will the agent factor this in, or is speeding, speeding no matter how fast..It was NOT fast enough to be consdered wreckless driving. Neither of us have ever had an accident...(thank you lord!) Alos- How long does it take for tickets to come off your record? And are they also basing premiums off credit? I have good credit, so could that help the speeding issue?""

Classic Car Insurance?

If I bought an 80's car, but my parents were the policy holder for the classic car insurance quote, and I am only 18... would I be able to be a named driver? (because you have to be over 21 to qualify for classic car insurance) Also... is this even legal? Thanks""

Does anyone know any cheap car insurance so i can put my 19 year old on my insurance.?

I have a 19 Year old who is really eager to drive. so ive decided to put him on my insurance but who im with at the minute i would need to get a mortgage to pay for it. Does anyone known any cheap insurance company's?? hes only got a provisional licences and hes had it for 2 and a half years.

Good looking motorcycle with good insurance price?

iam 16 iam looking to buy a motorcycle but they insurance for my age is up the roof what are some good looking motorcycles with good insurance for my age and what else should i know before getting one ???

Does anyone know approx how much insurance rates can be lowered with driving safety courses?

Does anyone know if taking a safe driving course will significantly lower your insurance rates? Thanks! I use Progressive.

How much to go on my parents car insurance?

How much would it cost to add an 18 year old girl onto her parents cad insurance? I've never had a crash but only passed last week. Its a 3 or 4 year old Renault scenic

Consequences of not paying car insurance?

Im 19 years old, living by myself. My car insurance is $170 a month. I had not payed it in multiple months, and by October it was at $500, and foolishly I decided there was no way to pay it and I just left it alone until they cancelled my insurance. Have I totally F*cked my credit? To the point of no return? Also, will I be able to get another car insurance provider? Thanks..""

Homeowners insurance and flood insurance?

i have a bank of america loan of 72,000 wondering how much should i be paying for insurance coverage. i pay both insurances separate 400 a year for homeowners coverage amount of 190,000 with my chosen insurance and bank of america is asking for coverage amount of 180,000 (1,900 a year) in flood insurance they placed. legally shouldn't i pay less than what my mortgage is worth. bank an gent said i have to talk to homeowners insurance to lower my coverage in order to lower there purchasing flood insurance.they said they re going by the homeowners insurance i have. So i will be visiting the agent insurance soon to make changes , so how much coverage should i be purchasing and exactly be paying yearly.""

Looking for health Insurance?

I'm looking for affordable health insurance with good coverage and options for doctors. A PPO is okay but I'm looking for quality AND affordability. Dental and vision would be a great plus. Can anybody out there help me!?!

""In California, is there a penalty for not having car insurance, even if it's temporarily?""

The car insurance on one of my cars runs out in a few days, and the insurance for the second car runs out at the end of this month. I was thinking of holding off on getting insurance for car #1 and start a policy for two cars at the same time. Of course, I don't intend to drive car #1 while it's not insured, it will just sit in my driveway. I heard that in some states, they will charge you for each day that your car is without insurance, even if you don't drive it. Is that the case for California?""

Which cheap car insurance companies send the documantetion by Email only?

NOT by post, by EMAIL only""

Scooters-insurance etc?

how much for m.o.t and average price for insurance a month???i'm in uk

Is it true that if you have full coverage insurance on a rental car... (please look inside)?

They can't ban you from renting from there for the rest of your life? OK. Back in 2005, I rented a car from Enterprise with FULL coverage insurance. 1 day I was on my way to school because I had a deadline to turn in a research paper that was 30% of our grade, & my sister 2x my age locked me in the house on purpose & thought it was funny. I got in the car, & drove it to school, & I panicked & got into a wreck & the car crashed into a tiny tree on the median. It was only a fender bender. But the company tried to say it was totaled for over $2,000 worth of damage. Everyone else who saw, said it was a fender bender. The twigs got inside the light on the left side of the front of the car. But that could've easily been fixed. Not sure. But the wheel alignment was messed up. Does that mean the car is totaled? What does TOTAL a car mean? That it couldn't be fixed? Well, I was just talking about it today, & a lot of people online had ganged up on me & attacked me. Now I'm feeling sad & hurt. About to cry. & they were calling me dumb, irresponsible, etc. Very hostile & angry @ me. They act like I wrecked THEIR personal car! People get into accidents all the time. Anxiety disorder or not. & they were saying that since I had full coverage, I shouldn't have been banned. & they were saying my story didn't make sense. But people look for any & every reason to discriminate against me. It's not fair.""

""Car insurance just went up 30-50% in Cal, why would that happen ...?""

...if it were'nt as a result of more accidents, due to more populace/ people, poorer drivers, drivers who weren't licensed; don't know rules and laws of the road in this country, are stealing more vehicles, or just don't care what happens here. Think there's a correlation between the large population of illegals or ...that the folks of California are just becoming worse drivers all of a sudden? Just the start of what is going to be our future here in Cal/USA if we don't remove these people who have no investment or care about what goes on in Cal. or the US. Hint: 50% of criminals in California prisons are illegal aliens. In fairness; there are a small % of that 50%, who are not of Hispanic descent. Hmmmmm 50% increase in insurance? 50% of all prisoners are ...Must just be a coincedence.""

What is the standard recommended auto insurance coverage in the state of Texas?

The minimum coverage that would give you adequate protection.

How much does it cost to put car insurance on a bugatti?

How much does it cost to put car insurance on a bugatti?

Does insurance compaines cover the person or the car at fault?

The girl that parks right next to me in my apartment swiped the side of my car. she is now claiming her friends park her car sometimes, but she knows she didn't hit my car. Personally her car is her responsibility and I feel like even if a friend of hers was parking when the incident happend, she is responsible for damages because its her car. Would she be responsible? Can I take her to court if she doesn't have insurance? And if she does have insurance would they cover this? I also have good pics.""

How much would it cost if i put full coverage on a 2007 Nissan Altima?

I want to buy a 2007 Nissan Altima 2.5s and want to put full coverage on it. I want to know how much or approx how much would it be? and whats the best insurance out there that wont cost too much each month. geico? the general? farmers? progressive? Please respond back!

Motorcycle insurance for a 19 year old?

Im 19 I have taken the Motorcycle safety course. I want to insure the bike myself. Just wondering around what the cost will be around for a 600cc sport bike. Probably a older one 05-07 Anyone with a idea would be helpful

If I get car insurance will my parents' rates go up?

If I get my own car insurance with my own policy from a completely different insurance company than my parents', but use the same address, would that cause my parents' rates to go up?""

Health insurance question?

Can anyone explain the difference between state, federal and private health insurance if you're unemployed?

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