#gross cw

[teaboot]

Worst calls I've ever had working site security:

"There is a woman with no pants on behind the building"

"There is a guy with a knife out behind the building"

"Someone is taking a shit behind the building"

"This guy threw up three times and will not leave"

"There is a pack of teenage boys on mountain bikes riding around the building"

"There's a dead body out front" (not dead)

"There's a dead body in the parking lot" (not dead)

"There is a naked person in the bathroom"

"Someone is unconscious on the toilet"

"The angry lady who is constantly stealing is back"

"The loud racist guy is back"

"There is a very stubborn elderly man eating soup in a restricted area who is refusing to relocate"

"Someone let their large untrained non-service dog off-leash in the deli"

"There is a shirtless man smoking meth in a tree"

"There is a man covered in an unknown chemical substance insisting he needs to come inside to fight someone"

"An incredibly drunk man is trying to go home with the middle schooler who works at the candy store"

"And incredibly drunk man is trying to go home with the bank teller and is very insulted that she is treating him like some common creep"

"This woman will not leave the deli with her 'trained service lizard'"

"The new guy at the bread shop who is blind is trying to get in through the wrong gate and everyone's too nervous to go talk to him so we're all just standing here staring like assholes"

"The guy who always steals is back"

"The guy who yells scripture in front of the liquor store is back"

"I saw someone who looks homeless can you do something"

"We need you to remove a person who we're 80% sure just stole a pack of gum, no we do not have evidence but like just trust us on it"

"Can you stand between two people while they scream at each other so they don't stab each other"

"Someone just peed in the book store"

"Someone shit their pants and we don't know where they are"

"There is a live lobster somewhere"

#Drugs cw #Gross cw

[justpronouncedkiiddo]

ermm, hes right behind me isnt he

#jpkiiddoart #digital art #fanart #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #episode 114 #la creatura :3 #gross cw

[saintbleeding]

hiii i was just wondering if u could give jane prentiss a little love? she’s one of my favorite characters! feel free to include martin if u wish, i enjoy their interactions <3 i love ur art btw

[ID: Digital bust portrait of Jane Prentiss, a pale-skinned woman with long, matted hair in a low ponytail and acne scarring across her face and neck, with a bandaid on her neck and skin-picking wounds on her chest and shoulders. She does not appear to be clothed, and she looks upward with an expression of apprehension. Her skin and hair have a sickly, yellow-green tint. Text beside her reads “When did I first hear it?” in a spindly font. End ID.]

she’s sooooooooooo [twirls hair and throws wasp larvae like confetti]

#the magnus archives #tma #jane prentiss #the corruption #tma the corruption #trypophobia #gross cw #(for the text) #bugs #like. implied bugs. idk #ask to tag #thank u anon she’s soooooooooo. oh my god. jane #asks #anon #my #saint draws

[evilmagician430]

comic about cotard delusion (among other things)

#venturiantale #taleblr #spencer acachalla #the mighty spence #images that are horrid to see and look at #mspaint #mspaint brushes are fun to play with #even if this turned out kind of ugly and shitty #i had to get it out of my system #blood cw #gross cw #cotards delusion #nudity cw #dead body cw #i think thats safe enough

[facts-i-just-made-up]

can you explain the etymology of the word "syrup" please

Syrup is from the Latin "Serope," which can refer to any kind of liquid made by boiling sugar or proteins into a thick, usually sweet flavored and edible substance. Most often, plant products (especially fruits) are boiled into syrup, but syrups can also be made from vegetables, tree saps, and as one brony on 4chan learned, from Rainbow Dash figures boiled in

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#do NOT look this up #unreality #misinformation #gross cw

[caterjunes]

our baby rats have just hit puberty, which for rats means they start pissing on Everything Even More but particularly Mom's Hands and Moms Feet during playtime. which i just. i just can't fucking handle it. a couple drops once or twice a playtime is like, whatever, i'm used to it, it washes off. but this is just so much, every single time they walk across my foot or my leg or my arm or my hand a whole (rat-sized) stream of piss. i have been having a hard enough time mustering the activation energy to play with them anyways and now it's like Cool if i do this i'll hate them by ten minutes in

#personal #keeping it fun and funky fresh #the wild brunch #gross cw

[blinkpen]

i don't know much about the mystery flesh pit park thing, i've had it recommended to me but not gotten around to it yet; anyway i JUST remembered there is a massive canyon about 3/4ths full of fermenting dead body slurry in MD (as part of Le Metaphors, necrin is highly wasteful, half the Raw Material doesnt even get used, and is dumped into the canyon), is that gonna be too similar?

the fermenting dead body slurry canyon isn't an attraction or anything, like you can't really go hiking down in it bc its you know 3/4ths full of dead body slurry so like there's no paths or caves or forests or anything to check out, you can't dive in it, its too thick (well it is thick at the top, almost like a soggy crust for a few hundred meters but below that is a layer of that's rotted and broken down into a much soupier consistency, and then it gradually thickens toward the bottom where the material is compacting and hardening solid entirely but like i don't think swimming in the soupy layer would be tantalizing enough to be worth burrowing through the top layer?

also nobody is allowed near it there is a MASSIVE restricted buffer zone all around it bc holy shit civilians cant know this place exists they'd fucking riot

anyway yeah do i need to like change this/this is too similar to the mystery flesh pit park thing i still haven't checked out just yet but probably should, or do you think i'm good

edit: thank you! glad to know i am good! are you glad to know about The Canyon?

#oc babble #necrin #gore cw #rot cw #idk man is there like a general #gross cw #def not somn youd wanna read while eatin grits thats for sure

[oculusxcaro]

As delicious as it is, cooked food doesn't really do much for Khare. The cooking process breaks down the DNA found in meat and other animal products meaning that it actually becomes less nutritional for her. It's the building blocks of life that her body needs to slow down the mutation process, digesting what she consumes instead of attacking her own body's DNA. She hasn't had much reason to eat raw just yet as cooking is a longterm staple of humanity, but a good raw steak will do her so much better than some leftover scraps from the kitchen.

#🌈 || musings #🌈 || headcanons #I think I wrote about this before but don't remember 100% #Just thought it was funny to mention considering her job and all #She's been living on eggs and bacon from Pauli's but it's not like you DON'T cook those fuckers #So while she's getting a little DNA from that it's not enough #And splurging out on raw liver is a rare treat #The fresher the better #gross tw #gross cw #Local fishfrog zombie needs meat go figure

[lexkent]

grossness under the cut

I had Cody's butt shaved yesterday and gave him probiotics to help with his diarrhea, but today he got it on his tail and flung it all around the apartment and all over my couch and God only knows what items and surfaces I haven't found yet

#im on the phone now with a random vet office to see if they can sell me some probiotics because what i ordered wont arrive for a week #also Libby woke me up 6am by sitting on my chest puking #gross cw #help meeee #text

[teethofthedeeps]

You know that scene in the first H.ow To Train Your D.ragon movie where Hiccup gives Toothless a fish and then gets a piece of it back? That's Stoplight, because if he really likes your character, he'll catch a fish or a seagull for you and won't let you leave until you've eaten a piece of it.

#🫧 || headcanons #🫧 || musings #Okay maybe he's not THAT bad but it's like the post before about the leopard seal #About it catching penguins for the diver to eat #I just thought that was really cute and ofc my mind wants to make that nasty af asdfghjkl #gross tw #gross cw

[teaboot]

Ok but explain the lobster and the phantom pants shitter

some teens took a lobster out of a grocery store tank and then left it somewhere in the building. Witnesses saw them take it out and walk around woth it but leave without it.

Phantom shitter was never found. Only the evidence left behind

#Gross cw #Security work

[disasterhimbo]

*picks out the slimy, dark green raw spinach only to make the rest of the spinach slimy and dark green by cooking it*

#i just thought this was funny #I have executive dysfunction and I hate food waste ok? #cooking ​vegetables before they go bad is a struggle #I’m making spinach pizza which sounds like a weird bad health food but I swear it’s delicious #with pine nuts and golden raisins and garlic and butter #cooking #food #spinach #I’m not sure how to tag this I’m sorry #food that’s going bad #gross #cw gross #gross cw #tw gross #gross tw #hopefully that makes the squeamish people happy #my post #original post #I’m not expecting people to reblog this but you can if you want lol

[saintbleeding]

[ID: Digital art of Jane Prentiss from TMA. She is a pale white woman with jaundiced, bloodless looking skin pocked with irregular holes in tints of red and green, through which dark-tipped white worms crawl. Her dark, straight hair is matted and discoloured with filth, with more worms crawling on it. Her eyes are closed and she is smiling dreamily, her right hand clutching her left elbow. She is wearing a red, sweetheart-neckline sleeveless dress, one of the straps slipping down her shoulder. The dress is covered in filth, and at the bottom it melts into a thick, yellow, dripping substance. The background is a gradient from a yellow toned brown to black. End ID.]

hey did u know that worm wife

#the magnus archives #tma #jane prentiss #mag 32 #my #saint draws #trypophobia #body horror #bugs #unsanitary cw #gross cw #worms

[aeide-thea]

god i really feel like one of the worse ordinary plagues of life is when you get up in the wee hours to, well, wee, and as a result stumble (literally) upon a Gross House Problem you then have to groggily deal with :/

#both recent-ish times have been Bug Situations and like. we don't get roaches here and nothing short of roaches really fazes me #but when you get *enough* small squirming things of any variety it really is. not ideal. #anyway i think i dealt with both the immediate Situation and the actual originating issue #so like. time 2 take some deep breaths and make tea and try 2 wind back down #but like. ugh. #gross cw #insects cw #(unspecified but like. in case that sort of thing‚ well‚ bugs you.)

[cyancherub]

me after finding my favs cumsock hidden under their bed

#sorry JFNFKFL i just went on pinterest and was bombarded with this #talky cherub #gross cw #i guessJFNFKLC

[nightshadeowl]

I'm kind of sick and am cheering myself up by doing bad Rendog impressions. My faceholes are full of snot, my dudes. I have sprayed saline spray where no man dare go.

#also ''i had a good seven and a half years'' #passenger status #important note: rolled r on sprayed #gross cw #<- does that cover this. i don't know i'm having my tea and taking a nap