Mandark: time sensitive question how flirt girl
Him: Throw rocks at she
Billy: Hot dog
Mandy: Kill her
Mandark: thanks guys
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Numbuh 1: Is it true you once spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to scare someone?
Billy: No!
Billy: ...It was five days.
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Double D: So say I killed somebody.
Mandy: Where’s the body.
Double D: This is hypothetical!
Mandy: And I’m not an idiot. Where’s the body.
Double D:
Double D: The freezer, but—
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Mandark, greeting Double D: Good morning!
Mandark, greeting Mandy: Good morning!
Mandark, greeting Dexter: Not you. You can choke.
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Mandark: Let me run this Bi you.
Ben: Let’s see how this Pans out.
Mandy: Let’s Ace-ess this situation.
Double D: I’m gay.
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Mandy: I have an idea.
Dexter: No murder.
Mandy: I no longer have an idea.
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Grim: Hello, Mandy. Made anyone cry today?
Mandy: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Mandy: You were supposed to do something about the fusion spawn under the porch.
Billy: I did! I named him Runty. He likes Fruit Loops.
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Ben: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Dexter: Rude.
Double D: That’s fair.
Mandy: Not again.
Eddy: Are you going to want this back?
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Mandy: If you’re such an evil genius, shouldn’t you invent your own stuff?
Mandy: I mean, what’s up with the stealing?
Mandark: It’s called outsourcing, Mandy. Besides, why reinvent the wheel?
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Billy: It’s Nerf or nothing!
[Billy shoots himself in the groin with a Nerf dart]
Billy: *hyena’s dying screech*
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Grim: Hey, so I bought your soul last month and-
Mandy: No returns.
Grim: Please. It's making me sad.
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Mandark: Mandy, I did something terrible.
Mandy: It’s okay, I have a shovel.
Mandark: Thanks- Wait, what? What do you think I did?
Mandy: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.
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Mandy, with a monotone voice: Wow, That’s so wild.
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