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apple-the-bluebird · 8 months
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Also, cannot imagine the fear struck into the heart of not!tallulahs admin the second Phil said “you’re not my egg.”
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my-craft · 11 months
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Tilín. I’m so sorry sweetheart.
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apple-the-bluebird · 3 months
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I still have a soft spot for boob window Gillion designs
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apple-the-bluebird · 8 months
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I’m sorry, but they really thought, they really thought they could pull the wool over philza fucking Minecraft’s eyes, get out of here
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apple-the-bluebird · 5 months
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Why is he staring like he wants to kill the audience
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apple-the-bluebird · 23 days
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It’s incredibly funny to me that the sponsor for Ted Nivision’s ‘I watched every single Barbie movie ever made’ is BetterHelp.
King, Im listening to you talk and have deep emotions about something called a Bibble. I think the mental illness won on this one
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apple-the-bluebird · 11 months
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This doesn’t make any sense, but I feel like Slime was supposed to be a Spanish streamer. They roll with his bits so quickly
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apple-the-bluebird · 8 months
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So tumblr is copying twitter, and now twitter is copying tumblr.
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apple-the-bluebird · 4 months
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Tubbo and slime being coparents was not on my qsmp bingo card
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apple-the-bluebird · 9 months
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Oh! Something I haven’t seen addressed often for new Twitter people: sometimes bloggers will have 2+ usernames and multiple side blogs
The blog liking your art might not be same username as the blog that reblogs it
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apple-the-bluebird · 2 years
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Dude, the dropout auction for crown of candy minis is absolutely fucking insane.
All of the minis of player characters that have sold so far have gone for more than 4,000
Ridiculously random npcs like ‘bread merchant’ or ‘meat fighter 6’ or ‘blue cheese mace welder (meat disguise) 1’ have all sold for over 500
One of the main bad guys (a walking, talking, armor wearing carrot sold) for 7,002 which is the most any mini has sold for (so far)
A peppermint pig sold for 3,200
A piece of twisted black licorice sold for 1,017
There’s a auction for sir theobald gumbear that’s still in progress and still has three more days to go and the bidding is at 5,000
Upcoming next week is a literal sprinkle glued onto a magnet that I’ve heard people are excited to bid on
I respect the commitment but hold FUCK
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apple-the-bluebird · 10 months
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If Jay does kill Lizzie, I hope it won’t be a big show. No dramatic standoff between the riptide pirates and the Granberry pirates. No public display of revenge. It never was meant to be showy.
Ava’s death was silent. This should be silent too. Just two people walking off and only one returning. A speckle of blood on her pant leg the only thing that tells the story.
Ava wouldn’t be proud of Jay. Jay knows that. But Ava’s dead. And Jay doesn’t need her family’s approval.
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apple-the-bluebird · 3 months
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Wait fr, what straight kisses have been in jrwi?
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apple-the-bluebird · 11 months
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Wait someone brought up a good point, what if the German steamers get announced and one of them is Doc
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apple-the-bluebird · 1 year
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Theme of riptide pirates: fuck shit up!
Theme of pd: fuck around and find out
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apple-the-bluebird · 4 months
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I really hope at one point or another Greffgor will say “my prince. What the fuck.”
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