#green devil

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

what are you gonna do, tell him to "shoot your goo, my dude"? his prime directive is “SLAPPING TIME”. there’s no capacity for him to understand you, or feel you, or do anything with you other than stand there menacingly and occasionally let bits drip off of him. it’s gonna be a long time before you paint the town red with this guy.

i’m sure with time and effort he could probably be coaxed into shaping himself into something vaguely fuckable, like a liquid galatea...but maybe that’s the appeal. maybe i should be more open-minded. maybe i should look at things from a different angle. yeah sure, i can see the sexual appeal in a walking ball of nickelodeon gak. there’s a lot to be enticed by, like how

#megaman #mega man #rockman #green devil #mm8 #mm&b

[the-trans-folk-witch]

The Green Devil of the Ozarks: The little green fairy of... moonshine?

It was 2005. I was with my grandfather in an old shop similar to "dick's 5 and 10" outside of Branson, Missouri. This is where The Green Devil caught my eye.

My grandfather frequented little old fashioned stores like this. He loved collecting all kinds of gadgets. Old movie posters, salt water taffy, and soda parlor paraphenalia. It was heaven on earth to him in this little corner of the world that was stuck in an older Ozark time. His house wasn't too dissimilar to a crackerbarrel gift shop. All kinds of wooden toys and dolls. He loved his little knickknacks. But on that day he found it. A copy of an old French absynthe poster with "the little green fairy" smirking at the viewer. He had to have it. It was being sold for $8! frame included! If only the seller knew the true value of it. Or how it's mere existence was breaking so many copyright laws.

Maurin Quina, as it's named, is a French apéritif advertisement painted by Leonetto Cappiello in 1906. The drink was made illegal soon after its creation. But this poster is now being reused today. It was not well known in the US at all back then. Not even in the 2000's. but my grandfather being a moonshiner, absynthe fan, and art history drop out, knew all about it.

My grandfather was not as religious as the rest of my family. But he sure prayed to God when he was trying to avoid the law. He was selling homemade moonshine without any sort of license or proper knowledge of sanitary practices. It was an arte form he learned from his father that I never had the pleasure of learning.

He decided to hang this new poster up in his storm cellar where he kept his aging bottles of various liquors. Over time it developed A life of its own. My grandfather would kiss his hand and place it on the poster of the little green fairy after every jar was sealed or sales were made. I Don't think he saw this as devil worship so much as just a simple good luck ritual. Not too disimilar to his high school basketball team kissing the image of their mascot before a game. He always practiced these superstitions even though he didn't seem to really believe in them.

Fast forward to today. I'm an Ozark trad witch. So of course I now work with this image as if it is the devil himself. He is a devil that rules spring and summer. Drunkenness, poison, lunacy, fairies, and nature. He is associated with law breaking, alcohol, healing, harming, and fertility. With Easter coming up He is on my mind heavily. A time I feed him red dyed eggs symbolizing the blood of christ and the blood of good Christians. I feed him this with intentions of causing those which share the eucharist to lust. Poisoning the church so to speak. I attend mass in spirit form and dip my blessed turkey wish bone down in the communion wine. The turkey is symbolic of love in the Ozarks. And the wishbone is horned like the stang, and my devil. Midnight mass on Easter is filled with drunkenness and sex. Those consuming this spiritually poisoned wine are consumed with lust for others in the church. An orgy ensues in the great house of God. Only for all members to awaken Easter morning with no memory of the incestuous rituals performed with their brothers and sisters in christ. To do such things in the house of God and not confess them (due to not remembering) is damanble. This is my goal as a witch. To bring the witches Sabbath to the church and to pervert the souls of good men.

By turkey wand and lustful stang I complete my work in the devils name.

A call to the Green Devil:

"Envy is his name. Drunkeness and poisoning are his arte. He is Lord of the little people and plants alike; come little green fairy and bring your lust and your lunacy. Green devil rise from the roots below like a serpent. Green devil come down from the tree tops like a booger in the night who takes its flight. Join me in this witching hour oh beast of the green and hear my call to the wild. By my witches flame may it be so."

Look out for a post on the black and red devils later this year. Our horned one changes with the seasons

#folk witchcraft #traditional witchcraft #transgender witches #beginner witch #folk catholicism #ozark magic #animism #santa muerte #folkloric witchcraft #witchcraft #ozark witchcraft #ozark howler #green devil #man in black #green magic #plant magic #green path #crooked path #theistic satanism #the boogeyman #satanism #satan #hail satan #booger dog #witchfather

[wvsted-time]

#absinth #green devil #absenta #+18 #rustic alcohol

[thesorceresstemple]

#witchy #green devil #green demon #spooky #green

[askthedarkone]

Do you believe Zelena will hurt Robin or Roland?

Without a doubt, I do.

She's already hurt Robin in ways I don't think he will quite understand how to deal with. The manipulation, the trickery. Tricking him in to deeds (fornication) he wouldn't usually do with her.

Even I would never stoop as low as to do that to another person. I'm a villain, dearie, and a very good one. But Zelena is pure evil.

#robin #roland #green devil

[daily-deliciousness]

Smoked deviled eggs

#deviled eggs #egg #bacon #appetizer #food #eggs #smoked paprika #brunch #dijon mustard #green onions #low carb #mayo #mayonnaise #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[somnimagus]

ok one more. happy father's day to vergil best dad

[id in alt!]

#dmc #devil may cry #dmc vergil #dmc dante #dmc nero #i'm so sorry. this is probably the only vergil chair i'll ever draw. unless... #featuring the Tall Green Shit v was drinking in the first after-mission picture i unlocked #fan art #my doodles

[zed-sabre]

Here's the finished cover I made in collaboration with @pluckyredhead and her new fic, The Lost Titans! It updates on Mondays, and chapter two just went up. Give it a read!

I was going for a late 90's colouring style on this fake cover, I feel pretty happy with how it turned out.

#mashes all the blorbos together #jason todd #as red robin #eddie bloomberg #kid devil #toni monetti #argent #grant emerson #damage #koryak #connor hawke #green arrow #rose wilson #ravager #the lost titans #zed art

[magicaldragons]

LMAOOO, why does every kdrama i start either have a potential gay ship or turn out to be queer-coded.

#this cannot be a coincidence #i swear they find ME #i'm not complaining #vigilante kdrama #vigilante #revenge of others #weak hero #weak hero class 1 #spring at a distance is green #he is psychometric #beyond evil #evilive #are you human too #the devil judge #strangers from hell #the worst of evil #the guest #my country: the new age #bloodhounds #insider #escape of the seven #the killing vote #true beauty #kdrama #gay

[junkfoodcinemas]

Devil (2010)

#devil #horror #horroredit #classichorrorblog #horrortvfilmsource #fyeahmovies #movieedit #moviegifs #userfilm #cinemapix #cinematv #filmtvtoday #filmtvcentral #filmtvdaily #filmedit #chris messina #logan marshall green #bojana novakovic #jenny o'hara #gifs #10s #by userlosthaven

[jazzymarie1006]

Five black characters I adore and their dimensional counterparts.

#Codename Kids Next Door #KND #Justice League #DCAU #Miraculous Ladybug #Miraculous World Paris Tales of Shadowbug and Claw Noir #Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse #Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur #Abigail Lincoln #Numbuh 5 #John Stewart #Green Lantern #Alya Césaire #Alya Cesaire #Miles Morales #Spider-Man #The Prowler #Prowler Miles #Lunella Lafayette #Moon Girl #MGaDD Devil Girl #Cartoon Fandoms #Movie Fandoms #Cartoon Characters #Movie Characters #Favorite Characters

[losthavenmine]

Logan Marshall-Green || Devil (2010)

#devil #devil 2010 #logan marshall green #horror #horroredit #horrortvfilmsource #horrorsource #filmedit #bigscreensource #fyeahmovies #moviegifs #userfilm #cinemapix #cinematv #filmtvdaily #filmtvcentral #tuserlou #usersavana #LMGedit

[aliavian]

Some Disney TVA gals, but they all swapped outfits! ❤️

Who’s rocking whose outfit best? 😁

#disney #disney tva #disney animation #disney channel #svtfoe #moon girl and devil dinosaur #big city greens #amphibia #the owl house #the ghost and molly mcgee #gravity falls

[goryhorroor]

horror for every year i've been alive • 1999-2023

#horror #horror movies #ravenous #ginger snaps #the devil's backbone #queen of the damned #high tension #dawn of the dead #the descent #hatchet #trick 'r treat #let the right one in #jennifer's body #insidious #you're next #the conjuring #as above to below #green room #the autopsy of jane doe #it 2017 #the strangers: prey at night #midsommar #invisible man #the black phone #x #scream 6 #horroredit #moviesedit #filmedit #cinema

[askthedarkone]

What is your all-time favorite movie? Why?

I don't waste my time with such things usually. But, I hear that the Wicked Witch has quite the amusingly deadly ending in The Wizard of Oz. Perhaps I should partake, for entertainment's sake. I have a distinct feeling that's a scene I could watch over and over, and yet never tire of.

#green devil #entertainment

[usergilfs]

LOGAN MARSHALL GREEN in DEVIL (2010) dir. John Erick Dowdle

#devil #logan marshall green #usersavana #userlosthaven #horroredit #horrorgifs #filmgifs #mine #** #100