#grandmaster of demonic cultivation quotes

[lucky-cat-13]

Wei Wuxian: You wouldn't get it. I'm just built different.

Jiang Cheng: No, you're not. You're built the same.

Wei Wuxian: *gasps* You take that back!

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #source: me

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

#wei ying #wei wuxian #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect quotes #source: gravity falls

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[darkandstormyart]

me?? using jokes to cope with canon events that still hurt??? it's more likely than you think!

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wen qing #im back in my 'i liked my dumb incorrect quote so much i had to draw it' #self-sufficient again! :')

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

And again! Bwahaha I can’t be stopped!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei ying #wei wuxain #yiling laozu #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #lan xichen #lan huan #twin jades of gusu #mdzs fanart #mdzs incorrect quotes #lilo and stitch #brainrot #theyre in love your honor #theyre gay your honor

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: hey do you guys take constructive criticism well?

the juniors: *already in tears* yeah what is it

#new fear unlocked: disappointing senior wei #poor babies they’re trYING THEIR BEST OKAY?? #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #apple memes 🍎 #mdzs juniors #wei wuxian #wei ying #jin ling #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #mxtx memes #unknown source but it’s prob twitter lmao

[familiar-anonymous]

Lan Xichen: Lan Zhan showed feelings?

Wei Ying: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. But it’s hard to tell with him, you know? It was probably nothing.

Lan Xichen: *already preparing the guest list for wangxian wedding* Yeah, probably nothing at all.

#lan xichen #we all want to bubble wrap wei ying #wangxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #otp #lan huan

[benevolenterrancy]

i really do love that lan wangji is secretly an enormous bitch to jiang cheng specifically it's seriously too funny

#don't worry he had all the pictures backed up of course #mdzs #lan wangji #lan zhan #jiang cheng #wangxian #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #i think this is the second b99 quote i've pilfered for mdzs art #the art Did Not Turn Out this time but for some reason i could not make anything look good #so we get bad art today but the joke is exorcised from my system and sometimes that's all you can ask for #my art

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*


Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*

Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx memes #mo xiang tong xiu #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #the founder of demonic cultivation #founder of demonic cultivation #the untamed #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect the untamed #the untamed incorrect quotes #chen qing ling #incorrect cql #jiang yanli #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #yunmeng siblings #yunmeng trio #incorrect mdzs

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: tiktok

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: Are you in love with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: No. Why do you ask?

Jiang Cheng: Why else would there be "LZ+WY" in hearts everywhere?

Wei Wuxian: I just like the way those letters look together.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wangxian #source: tumblr

[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

#source: sao abridged #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #I'm writing out my au ideas now and nmj as Corvatz is VERY appealing. if a little ooc #mdzs #'but mama dapper didn't raise a quitter' as they say #modified slightly #nie bros #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect the founder of diabolism quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #incorrect cql quotes #my posts #source is from Ep.8 btw #my quotes

[wand3ringbard]

Lan xichen: So how was the honeymoon

Lan wangji, hesitant: On the last night Wei ying got drunk and ripped up the marriage certificate and said "Now you can't return me since you don't have the receipt"

Lan xichen:

Lan wangji: I love him

#mdzs #wangxian #incorrect wangxian quotes #lan xichen #lan zhan #wei ying #is gay #mo dao zu shi #source: unknown #gay #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #burn the house down #wwx #lwj

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Jingyi: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Lan Sizhui: Wasn’t Senior Wei with you?

Wei Wuxian: In his defense, I was also left unsupervised.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan Jingyi #lan Sizhui #mdzs juniors

[stormhordy]

wei wuxian, after a long time being quiet: I am breaking up...

lan wangji: I AM PREGNANT.

wei wuxian: ... the silence... I am breaking up the silence.

lan wangji: oh...

wei wuxian: lan zhan, what the fuck?

lan wangji: I panicked, I am sorry.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #wangxian #wang yibo #xiao zhan #mo xiang tong xiu #funny quotes