#government au

[via-rant]

Part of the Gov. Au thing

Leo after he died, and getting captured by the Gov. again: They're all probably out there looking for me right now! "Hey where's Leo?" "Where's my best friend Leo?" You know what? Ask all my friends! They'll tell you!

Gov. Guy: Oh... we did.

Annabeth: That guys not a criminal mastermind.

Leo: See?

Hazel: Yeah he's kind of an average... normal... kinda... guy.

Leo: Thank you.

Hazel: But you - you know he's not like normal like us. He's not... that... special.

Nico: Wait who are we even talking about? Wait does he work with us?

Leo: Nico doesn't remember me?

Frank: Look at Jason. He like sausage. That's something. Piper is perky, that's something. Percy. Well, when you say Percy I go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" but when you say the other guy I go *blank face*.

Percy: I know that guy but I know like zippity zap about him.

Leo: We just talked earlier.

Reyna: He just says yes to everything everyone else is doing.

Piper: He's just sort of a... a little bit of a blank slate I guess.

Annabeth: We all have something that makes us something and Leo is... nothing.

Leo on the verge of tears: There you go.

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When the government captured you again and you have to convince them it's not the guy they captured even though it is so you can get back to your new life but you actually believed what a video they showed you had to say for some reason.

#leo valdez #jason grace #piper mclean #annabeth chase #percy jackson #frank zhang #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #reyna avila ramirez arellano #hoo #heros of olympus #they won't stop au #government au

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A: Only god can judge. Person B: And the legal system. Person A: Ah yes, the law, that judgmental bitch.

#mod poss #dialogue prompts #dialogue prompt #writerblr #original writing #writing inspiration #story prompt #creative writing #writing ideas #comedy au #government au #religion au

[knowinglyweird]

I have so many questions thoughts about government spy Nendou au. Imma try and finish the dangle test one shot and consider writing the spy au

#government spy nendou #Saiki k #oh gosh what have I done #there so much I can say about government au #government au

[fernsfabulousfloweringfacility]

Shoutout to @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi for wrecking my brain and destroying my life with this stunning au

#ddvau #desert duo vigilante au #cute guy grian #hot guy grian #scarian #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #genuinely seldom have i been overtaken as quickly as this au has infiltrated my brain but i have been sketching all day and painting #the last like. 3 hours #i have so many sketches guys i feel deranged #like the rat controlling me has been testing drugs for the government #mcyt

[qcomicsy]

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Jason Todd: So who got to be Batman and fucked up everything because they got evil?

26 year old Damian Wayne: Nobody??? What the fuck?

Steph: So you telling us... There's no evil Batman? No one died?

Duke: Or got evil?

Dick: Or went rogue?

Steph: Or like I don't know- Like- There's like no ass to us to kick? To I don't know- fix up the time line?? No one to *gestures cutting a throat*

Jason: Not even Tim?

Tim: Okay fuck you-

Jason: sOMEONE HAD TO ASK-

26 year old Damian: No. No. No. No. And absolutely not. No one is going to kill Timothy, he's the best at what he does.

Tim, whispering: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

#nicefuture!Au #batfam #batfamily shenaningans #batfamily #damian wayne #future!damian au #damian al ghul #timothy drake #jason todd #stephanie brown #duke thomas #dick grayson #tim drake #idk why i wroted his full government name lmao 😭😭

[nerdpoe]

Government Dog AU

The US Government has a very strong, very unknown meta that they use to threaten the Justice League when they feel the Justice League goes too far.

He is rarely brought out, he's taller than Superman, and every time the League thinks they know what he can do, they're surprised by more.

He's got white hair, green eyes, and can literally possess any leaguer and force them to do what the government said anyways.

They suspect something is off, but any attempts to reason with the meta are rebuffed with a punch.

Impulse sees him once, and while he hovers behind the General threatening Superman, Impulse zeroes in on one thing.

That meta is wearing a collar. It's well disguised, but that's a collar. He'd recognize one anywhere, being as recognizing one meant surviving in the Future.

He glances at Red Robin.

Red Robin nods subtly back.

Impulse launches forward and attaches himself to the big, scary meta's front.

The meta's hands dart out to grab him, and Impulse dodges, tricking the meta into crushing his own collar.

Everyone goes quiet.

The meta holds the crumpled collar in his hands.

"...I'm...free?"

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #government dog au #danny them proceeds to hug impulse #make the general piss himself #though that was unintentional #and absolutely decimate the military base keeping Vlad and Ellie #mind control collars are a bitch #slavery tw #story prompt

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #De aged dan #de aged ellie #dad danny #mom danny #Fuck it make this a Hazmat Au too with a hint of eldritch Phantom form #Hence why no one realizes Danny Fenton & Phantom Dark are different people #No Danny is not ghost king he's just a little shit #Jazz is in Metropolis & Danny is around depending on where the “field trips” are #Sometimes he's in Gotham because Scarecrow or Ivy offers a lecture #Most of the time they're in Central though because it's safest for the baby villains in the making lol #Danny is taking classes for both medical stuff (thx Frostbite) and engineering #A couple of time travelling villains ADORE him and his kids lol #“So u a monsterfucker?” “What” “I mean I saw that ghost hero & I'm just sayin that's not human y'know-” #Tucker stop laughing at him #Tucker and Sam and Val are also in the same villain school but taking different classes #Save for Tucker also being in an engineering class #Sam is fighting for that Ivy internship #Val is in the specialized Anti-Hero course that focuses on teen heroes who are done with that bs #She got in by telling them (not lying) that she's going to take down a branch of government even if she has to blow the whole thing up #Evil College Au #Danny made a mistake & now everyone thinks that he Val Sam AND Tuck were in a relationship with Phantom at some point #Eveery other student now refers to them as the Petty Exes #memes #meme

[confessedlyfannish]

DP x DC Prompt

Batman grunts a greeting at the boy Selena has introduced as "Danny" as if it's totally normal for a kid to be hanging out on a rooftop with her, kicking his legs out above the edge as if he's not 20 stories up.

Selena shares an equally amused glance with Danny that has Batman scowling harder than his usual as the boy gets up, stretching out from his hunch to reveal a 6 foot 2 build not unlike Jason's.

"Wow, spot on," Danny whistles, grinning at Selena. "I owe you a twenty."

"Darling," Selena purrs, hand finding purchase on his upper bicep. "I never exaggerate."

"Looks like Catwoman's got a new scratching post, B," Nightwing cackles in his comm, which is probably why Batman finds himself gritting out a--

"Little young for you, isn't he?"

The kid--in a hoodie and jeans, seriously, where did Selena find this guy--stares at him incredulously before his mouth stretches into an uncomfortably wide grin, revealing fairly sharp canines. He strides forward.

"What can I say, Mr. The Batman," he says, placing a hand on the man's shoulder. He must be around the same age as Dick. "I've got a thing for powerful women in black."

"See you for dinner tomorrow Lena," he says, hand lifted in farewell as he heads for the edge. He pushes himself over the wall with one hand, dropping over.

Batman clocks Selena's lack of alarm and doesn't flinch. Thirteen seconds later, there's no resounding thud when Danny's body would've met the pavement and she's still smirking at him.

"No metas in Gotham," he growls.

Selena throws her head back and laughs. "If I see any, I'll be sure to call. Now," she kisses his cheek, "I better go. I've got a date tomorrow."

#danny and selena not telling bruce sam is the one cooking #bruce is the date #she'll see him for dessert ;) #selena did a favor for danny a few years back stealing intel from a shady government adjacent org #he did a slightly impossible favor back #she doesn't ask any questions #she knows he's off but it's above her paygrade #you don't piss off a good customer #leave that to the batfamily #none of bruce's mystery works on mid twenties eldritch god who fights other gods and eats green dimension matter as a nutritional supplemen #danny phantom #dp x dc au #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #selena kyle #catwoman

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpxdc Au - Tim and Danny are Twins, have been through all the introductions and after a few years decide to have The Audacity. 

At some point it hits the two of them, that they really do act alike sometimes. Like, mannerisms and small detail micro expressions, the whole nine, so Danny and Tim decide to take advantage of this.

Parent trap style swapping but all within the same household, they cut their hair and swap clothes, and get in a few practice runs around the halls of Wayne Manor. No one in the family catches them through at least 3 family dinners, so they go for the larger gambit. 

Tim wants to go to high school for a bit and get back into skate boarding with low stakes- Thats what he tells Danny at least, he really wants to spend the time dismantling the GIW from the epicenter in Amity Park. It works out that Tim accomplishes this in record time (explosives didn’t require ethics in his opinion) and does actually get to enjoy his hobbies again for a bit. 

Danny wants to tell off the WE board members and get some proper Red Robin training so he’s not so dependent on his powers when facing human enemies (they were squishier than ghosts, restraint was key)- That’s what he tells Tim when the reality is he’s going to lead a hostile takeover of DalvCo. and well, yeah, actually get some training in. 

No one catches on except for Kon. 

After they’ve swapped back and their missions are debriefed, Tim asks him why he never fell for it? Simply put: “Uh, dude. Your twin doesn’t have a heartbeat half the time, it was pretty easy to tell.” 

#dc x dp crossover #dc crossover #dp crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny phantom #tim and danny are twins au #this obviously only happens after a butt load of therapy by which danny admits that hes actually super smart #tim is like great dude let me help you out by taking down a government branch #what like its hard? #and danny is like great dude let me get you some assets from our enemies #as a treat for later #Tim and danny are incredibly similar but the purposefully lean into those differences on most days #the drakes gift danny to another rich couple who gift him away so many times until he is given to aunt alicia and is raised with the fentons #tim and danny looked at one another after meeting for the first time and were just mutually like 'meh might as well have a twin' #kon is 'good friends' with tim lmao #can be tim/kon if you want it to be that way

[utilitycaster]

source

#critical role #fjord stone #veth brenatto #anyway where's my AU where fjord is a clovis concord wildlife department government employee

[pilferingapples]

the only Amis who have to Actually Care about their studies are the med students

all the rest are on a sliding scale from 'we don't actually know if they're even in college' to ' actively resisting the college they are enrolled in like they've been dumped behind enemy lines'

they are shit terrible students and that is actually canon

#Marius is a good student. #Marius is square as hell. #this is actually a part of the setup that i think is really hard to graft onto the US modern setting #college is so massively different now #it's expensive there are so many Requirements it's so hostile to like. Life. #why would most of them even be there #being a Good Student has absolutely no correlation with Being Intelligent or Being a Good Person or Overthrowing the Government #and it's less and less of a Given that even middle class kids will attend #so let me tell you about my Amis in Community College/ Community Classes AU--- *is pulled offstage by a giant comedy hook*

[via-rant]

"Leo, what the hell was that?" Piper asked as soon as they got back to the ship.

"It's not important."

" 'Not impor-' The Government is after you."

"Yeah so is Gaea."

"Leo, you killed multiple people out there." She said in horror.

"They were trying to kill us." He said it as if it was obvious he should've done it. "It was self defense."

"How does that justify anything?"

"I'm sorry did you want me to die?"

"No! We could've just found a better way to get away from them!! I could've used Charmspeak!"

"Yeah they'd still be after me dumbass."

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah. You're being a dumbass. It's survival of the fittest with them. Not like you would know." He said looking at her up and down, with a face of disgust. She took a breath.

"You don't mean that."

"Uh-huh. Sure. Whatever you wanna believe." He said and walked away as the rest of the crew stared in shock.

"What the fuck happened?"

#leo valdez #piper mclean #hoo #heros of olympus #government au #they won't stop au

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A is someone who helped out a fairy as a child and was given the blessing to be able to learn any language they wanted to incredibly quickly, regardless of lack of resources or if the language is dead or any other barriers to learning it - the only rule is that Person A needs to see the writing or hear someone speak it. Now as an adult, Person A uses this as a party trick more than anything. But one day, Person A gets approached by a government agent who wants Person A to help them translate a recently discovered language. Person A thinks it will be one of the old languages they learned for fun as a kid and agrees since they’re always eager to show off, but upon seeing/hearing the messages realizes that it’s an alien language. At first, Person A is excited to have such a challenge and to see if their blessing works on it, but as they start to learn and quickly understand the language, they start to realize that this request/job might be more dangerous than they originally thought, and it’s far too late to back out. Which they realize after they come face to face with Person B, the trapped alien that the government is keeping, and who Person A can perfectly understand can’t help but empathize with.

#mod poss #creative writing #writing prompt #writing #prompt #fanfic prompt #fanfiction prompt #story prompt #creative writing prompt #ficinsp #alternate universe #plots and prompts #supernatural au #blessing au #gift au #fantasy au #science fiction au #alien au #government au #translator au #language au

[idkaguyorsomething]

a support group for people with “unconventional” daemons. jeff with his flounder he has to carry everywhere in a huge tank. lois with her poison dart frog everyone is afraid to touch. sam with their elephant that’s the reason they can never go higher than two stories in most buildings.

#and then they all start dating #it’s a metaphor for people with traits society considers undesirable or some shit #his dark materials #daemons #dæmon #me and my bullshit #i think way too much about the societal implications of daemons #dæmon au #look but the servants of oxford all having dog daemons implies that hiring bias does exist based on the form people’s daemons settle into #so naturally i think that different societies would form biases against people with certain kinds of daemons #and we all know how inaccessibility is deeply baked into a lot of government structures #regardless of the fact that lots of people out there need those accommodations to survive #idk it just seemed like a neat idea

[hedgehog-moss]

French TV journalist having a hard time trying to get woman in the street to comment on Macron's latest speech yesterday

Protesters organised casserolades (aka banging on pots and pans) in front of city halls across the country at 8pm, when Macron was speaking, to symbolically drown out his voice. Later that evening, Macron was filmed singing a song with some 'random people' in a street in Paris, trying to show he can go out and meet people and have fun because protesters don't exist. The people he was singing with (members of a choir, some of whom are 'alt-right-leaning') were using a folk song app created by far-right activists that was criticised a few months ago for hosting a Spanish fascist anthem & Third Reich military marches.

The government's response was that the President "couldn't know the background of the people he met that night." Maybe if he wants to avoid being associated with the far-right (that's a big if, I know), Macron should keep in mind that with the kinds of strategies and positioning his government has adopted lately, people in the street who welcome him with open arms and are proud to be filmed with him have a higher than average likelihood of supporting fascism.

#genre hier darmanin qui dit qu'il faut sanctionner les gens au RSA et aujourd'hui le maire pour qui fraudeur = maghrébin... #also the far-right ppl who made that song lyric app got 40K€ of public funding from the ministry of culture #our government is 'questioning' public funding for the human rights league but not this #so yeah this is just 1 thing out of the avalanche of bullshit the government keeps unleashing these days #i could have made a post about the minister of the interior; a known rapist; saying #that french people are angry about the reform but ''they swallowed it'' #that was yesterday; this week is going well so far #cool thing that happened last week is that the film director who won the césar des lycéens award #made a speech in the presence of the minister of education in which he said #''it must be hard to be minister of education for a president whose words and actions reflect the opposite #of the values school is supposed to teach the youth: contempt rather than respect; dictating rather than dialoguing'' (etc) #also last week when macron went to notre-dame and of course forbade protests in the area #so protesters hopped on a boat and protested on the seine next to notre-dame #frpol

[littlecrittereli]

ougghhh guysssssss

Thinking about this AU idea again

(Dont worry I'm not done with Reprogrammed yet BUT THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IT HAS NOT LEFT MY BRAIN)

I can smell the dramatic "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!!" exclamation from here

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #wild kratts fanart #kratt brothers #Chris is a little emo but he's 14 so aren't they all #also his parents died so give him a break #Martin is the same except oh my god he's so tired #hes trying really really hard to be super responsible and a good guardian to Chris #also I think it would be super intimidating if maybe he's got CPS looming over his head still debating whether he's a fit guardian for Chri #because of his job that requires so much traveling and long hours #and the government is like “are you ssuurreeee Chris is being raised properly??” #and Martin is like “I THINK SO???” #KINDA LIKE IN LILO AND STITCH HOW NANI IS TRYING REALLY HARD TO KEEP CUSTODY OF LILO #BUT THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST HER #WK Guardianship AU