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Scara, puppet reader, and Albedo forming a trio of artificial life abandoned by their creators lol.
But a friendship between Tighnari and puppet reader would be lovely. Think of all the botany lessons Tighnari teaches them when they ask for help. Puppet reader taking notes and he lends them books is a very nice thing. Tighnari could try using gold paint to see how kintsugi would look on him first even if the potential pain of tattooing scares him off. At this rate, who else is gonna get struck by lightning from an Inazuman immortal??? And live with scars? Tighnari and puppet reader forming a support group.
Video montage of Scara personally going out of his way to forage for the ring materials himself cause he’s a dedicated husband like that. He has to make sure the qualities are up to his standards.
I honestly have to resist the urge to make more jokes because of how Scara and puppet reader are related. It’s just too easy to comment on how Scara really is keeping things in the family or how you can tell they come from rather aristocratic backgrounds because of how cousin marriages are so prevalent in those circles (really fascinating to read about actually! There’s a bunch of cultural and time era related reasons for it. Actually, the world building in Genshin would be so interesting if we knew more about stuff like this. My anthropology loving brain would go haywire. Like it’s unfortunate for Scara but I can imagine before the wedding (and this wedding pic) when he has the first drawing of them, someone might ask who it is and the first time Scara says his family, he learns real quick to say puppet reader is *his* because that person asked if puppet reader was single and willing to mingle. That person got the chance to mingle with Scara’s rage. How dare they covet the waifu of his laifu? The sheath to his sword - omg the Aranara banging pots and pans because if they can’t get sleep (do they sleep??) because of Scara and puppet reader then Scara and puppet reader won’t get sleep because of them!
Bloom anon
THE FACT THAT 70% OF THIS POST IS IN STRIKE THROUGH HAHAHAHA HO BOY
To start, still a huge advocator of Scarabedo, but also now that they're free from the Fatui, puppet reader would definitely be in need of a new 'doctor' for when they do need maintenance. Cue Albedo, master of artificial life
And yes that's exactly what I was thinking, getting botany lessons from Tighnari and visiting your wip garden whenever he patrols the area, that is the most supportive friend ever. And maybe not paint because well he's gonna have a hard time reaching those back areas no matter how dexterous he is (hey you don't gotta do Tomo like that sksksksksks technically Traveler is part of that support group, while Kazuha and Thoma are honorable mentions)
ACTUALLY THIS REMINDS ME can Scara even harvest ores since he's a catalyst hahaha please please can his burst do that, hoyoverse please make this canon
Aaaand here's the first cousin discussion, don't read if uncomfy: You and your out of pocket jokes again bloom ahahhaha but honestly, this is kind of one of the reasons why reader is Makoto's creation and not Ei's sksksks I knew of the law and made precautions for over thinkers. But also must point out that they're not really biological beings in the first place, their creators are gods even, oh wait mythology incest oh no-
One good thing about this tho that they wouldn't have to worry about offspring complications brought about by inbreeding since they're not capable of conception! And the hilarious implications of "yeah they're family-family, no you can't date them, they're mine did you not hear me"
Sheath to his sword GDI BLOOM AHAHAHAHA DON'T DO EM DIRTY LIKE THAT, YOU'RE MAKING ME THINK THINGS TOO NOOOO
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scaramouche-bully · 3 years
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Gotta thirst for Thoma real quick:
I can't be the only one who wanted a certain answer option, when he talked about us paying him back, but not with mora. Like, please. I'd give you my body AND all the mora I have (which is like ~4 after leveling up my sweetheart, Kazuha).
I'd write something, but my brain is currently short circuiting - 🐉
Hi 🐉,
I was watching the 2.1 livestream, patiently waiting for when they would announce Thoma's banner but once again I am disappointed. But not to worry, if genshin won't give you what you want, then take matters into your own hands. I kind of like subby Thoma so...
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The only good thing about the Sakoku Decree is that the normally busy Ritou ship docks are now devoid of traffic as soon as the sun reaches the horizon. There might be a few people out to enjoy the night air or the occasional soldier but once the sky turns to dusk, it's quiet with only the rocking of the waves to fill the silence.
"You know..this isn't what I had in mind when you said you would pay me back," Thoma whispers uneasily, sitting down on a wooden crate as he looks around to see if anyone has spotted the both of you, "I was just trying to tease you a little."
You're sitting pretty on your knees, in between his thighs, as you fiddle with the button on his pants. Looking up at him briefly to acknowledge that you heard him before yanking his pants down and slipping his aching hard cock out. A soft chuckle from you rings through the docks and Thoma doesn't even need to strain his eyes in the darkness to know you're amused at his attempt to play cool. Not when he's throbbing and leaking in your soft hand. You lean forward and softly blow cool air on his hot cock, watching it twitch cutely before slowly parting your lips and lolling your tongue out but you pause for a moment, looking uncertain for the first time.
"Have you...even done this before?"
"Have you Thoma?"
That catches Thoma off guard as he flushes red before shaking his head embarrassed. He's a bit ashamed to admit that his sexual experience is much to be desired. He's been running around his entire life so the times where he actually has the time to...indulge are few and far between.
"Huh. That's kind of cute," you grin cheekily as he huffs roughly, looking away shyly. But despite that, you simply take his hand to place them behind your head, drop your gaze and lean forward and take all of Thoma's cock into your mouth without any hesitation or resistance. He jolts forward to tangles his hand into your strands of hair, jerking your head closer to him as he groans in the night air. Head titled back to stare at the moon overhead until he knows he isn't about to cum in five seconds as he bucks upwards into the tight heat of your mouth. He can feel the tip of his cock hitting the back of your throat, how you sit there and take it, running your tongue along the underside of his length every time he thrusts in. Hollowing out your cheeks as you bob up and down on his cock, greedily sucking as your lips wrap around the base as you take him even further down.
"Fuck-t-too..much," Thoma hisses out, his grip tightens, nearly pulling strands of hair free. Did you even have a gag reflex? He has to pull his cock out of your hot mouth before it's too much. He doesn't want to appear too disappointing. You make a noise of surprise when his cock slips past your lips but you chuckle pleased as you start kissing his thighs, biting and sucking hickeys into the pale skin. He idly runs his fingers through your hair and groans softly at your marks as he catches his breath before nudging you back to his cock. How you happily take all of it back into your mouth, letting him push deep until the tip of his cock hits the back of your throat, he swears you have hearts in your eyes and it makes something feral snap inside Thoma. Grabbing onto your hair, forcefully pulling you away from his cock, ignoring your whines at the loss as he slams himself back in. He lets out an amused chuckle as he abuses your throat as you mewl and desperately clutch onto his pants for purchase. It's almost embarrassing how fast Thoma hits his edge, shaking the entire time he comes. He doesn't have enough time to warn you when he comes down your throat, but you stay compliant as you swallow it all down and lap at his cock to catch the stray drops until Thoma is whimpering from the overstimulation. He's in a daze, looking back up at the moon as he pants into the night air as he tries to collect himself.
"Have I paid you back fully?" you ask, sounding like the cat that ate the canary and he's willing to let you keep that title for now.
"Y-Yeah, you did," he breathes out airily. When he looks down he sees that same smug smile on your face. Some of his come slip from your lips but your thumb quickly comes up to push it back into your mouth before an idea pops into your head. Opening your mouth to show the pool of spit and cum on your tongue to Thoma before eagerly swallowing. Fuck, you're going to be the death of him.
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cinnamonest · 3 years
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We talk about Lumi harem a lot but the thing about harems is... unfortunately they're recipes for disaster in terms of conflict. Imagine Lumiharem(tm) but like aligned with the canonical chronological sequence of events...
Traveler/Lumi darling with their ever growing harem and being an absolute slut, just going wild fucking everyone she can across the events of the story. Being a sweetheart with a smiling face, being a player and a heartbreaker, you know, pretending to really care about them and make them fall in love with her because it's more fun that way :) and quickly too, barely knows a boy for 5 minutes before they're in bed. Playing the innocent, genki girl act. They get attached emotionally. String them along for a couple of days, maybe get a few free meals or nice gifts and a lot of sex out of them before ditching.
Fucking all across Teyvat... Like hello Mondstadt don't mind if I fuck your local archon whilst on a quest to literally fight a dragon. Venti thinks she's oddly charming, she's so sweet and he's weak to that kind of kindness, and he finds himself really liking her, the more they drink and drink and they end up in some back alley.
She basically fucks every boy at some point during their story quests - Albedo when she goes up to the mountains and run his "experiments," when they have a moment alone she smiles and leans in and makes the poor thing all blushy when she says she'd like to learn about his body too... and gets fucked against the mountainside.
Razor when she first goes out to the woods and meet him - that one doesn't take much in the way of words, just get touchy and nuzzle the boy and he reciprocates immediately without needing to say a word.
The first time she goes to the Adventurer's Guild she runs into Bennett and quickly seduces him with sweet smiles on their first commission and rides him right outside the remnants of the hilichurl camp they just wasted. Kaeya at some point during his story quest, matches his own clever charm and makes a joke about how she does need him to pay her back for lying about there being treasure, so she ends up in his place for a couple days... Diluc after helping him with the whole heroism quest, he says something to the effect of owing her a favor and darling days she has an idea of how he can pay her back... The tavern closes a bit early so she can get railed against the counter.
But she's smart. You don't stay in the same place for too long when you're living like that, otherwise the guys start running into you and into each other and it never goes over well, so everywhere she goes it's like setting a fire and running away as it burns.
Getting to Liyue, gonna fuck their archon too! And add a few little conquests on the way... Childe's the easiest lay for sure, practically jumping at the chance as soon as he helps you out of that whole situation in the city... Xingqiu and Chongyun would be fairly easy too if we're honest, horny boys. Xiao is a bit harder, you gotta get him to let his guard down and get him emotionally invested first... And then she ditches Liyue too. Fucks Kazuha the entirety of the trip over, gets Thoma to rail her right behind the Kamisato estate, and at the present the poor resistance is wondering where their general is, well he's too busy to lead, buried balls deep in the new traveler.
Of course traveler darling keeps it quiet when she has to go back to the places she's been, tries to avoid some of the previous lays even though they're desperately trying to find her again because... She's just gone on her journey but she'll be back right? She... Meant all those nice things she said... About how she really really likes him.... Right? She's just taking a while. She promised that once she found her brother she'd come back and settle down here. She'll come back...
Anyway, imagine the amount of explaining traveler has to do when she runs into all of them all in one place...
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fanfiction-funtime · 3 years
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Alexander Vodka lines
I did most of the characters, but some I don't know or genuinely can't think of anything. Hope this is good >-<
Hello: Hey there, your that Traveler fella ain’t ya? Hope I don't owe you copyrights for  the name. Hm? I don’t? Well then, what can I help ya with?
Adventures? Sure why not, I could use the inspiration.
Two names: You’re curious why I have two names? Well it's sort of a thing in Snezhnaya that officers and other high ranking people have two names, like how harbingers do. Since I’m a high ranking member of the Schneznayan authors association, well former member, I have the name “Eis Cay’zar” meaning “ice ruler”. And Alexander Vodka is a pen name. Hm? What's my resistance name and real one? Well now Traveler, a man must have some secrets.
Change of tone: Ah yes, people often find the way I change from more eloquent speech to more casual off putting. Well it's the same reason I wear two sets of clothes: sometimes I feel like looking like an old noir hero, other times I like looking like a new age caped crusader. Sometimes I like sounding high society, other times I enjoy sounding like I’m from Khaen’ria.
How do you know about Khaen’ria: Well I was looking for accents and found out about a place called “New York” or something, a bit of investigation and I discovered everything. My source? That's a secret, ehe.
Good morning: Mornin’ Traveler! What's in the mornin’ paper?
Noon: Lunch time, my favourite time of the day. Let’s go get some pizza, I’m famished!
Afternoon: Almost time to punch out, let's go knock some skulls first.
Night: *yawn* Today was fun, thanks buddy. Get some shut eye, or if you can't come meet me at (wanmin/angels share/the tea house), first rounds on me!
When it rains: I am so glad I got over my fear of contacts.
When it rains(with glasses outfit): Hey can we get under something? I can barely see!
When it stops raining: The smell that comes after rain has always been one of my favorites.
When it snows: Perfect weather to bundle up with a nice hot cup of hot chocolate!
When it stops snowing: Do you ever miss home, Traveler?
About freedom: I warned Barbados, you know that? I knew that as long as he saw it coming, Signora wouldn’t stand a chance. But he just looked at me and said, “good, when I’m gone mondstadt will be truly free of the gods”. That’s a man I’d follow to the depths of the abyss and back.
About Venti: Speaking of Barbados, he’s a great drinking buddy. Me and him knock back a couple hundred rounds whenever I’m in Mondstadt! Course I’m always paying the tab, but I consider it a way of repaying him for making songs about my books.
About Kaeya: The cavalry captain? He’s pretty cool if you ask me, modeled as Rex Mondoleon for the cover of a historical fiction book I made. But I’d still like to know what he’s hiding behind that smile.
About Diluc: Don’t tell him I told you this, but one time I found Diluc after he was hit by an abyss spell that made him drunk. While he was drunk he kept ranting about how sorry he is for kicking out his brother. The poor guy has all that forgiveness in him but he’s too afraid to let it out.
About Jean: The acting grandmaster of the knights is someone truly deserving of respect. She leads by being a good person and earning the respect of her people, and she has never once tried to cover up the mistakes of the knights. In fact if a knight makes a mistake she’ll rush out to fix it. Jean should be the grandmaster, not that crooked old bastard.
About Lisa: Lisa was my first friend in Mondstadt. She mailed me about getting copies of my books into the Mondstadt library, I said I’d do a signing to promote a new one, one thing led to another and now we have tea every ninth day of the month.
About Rosaria: Don’t tell anyone, but I’m very sure she’s a vampire. A nice one, but still.
About Barbara: Awe that little doll? I once saw her kill multiple fatui because they threatened some sick and injured travelers. So I think she’s a great person, takes compassion to save lives and guts to handle taking them as well.
About Bennett: Bennett? Yeah I know him, nice kid. He likes my books but kept breaking them, so now I make special enchanted ones so he can’t break them even if he tried.
About Razor: The guardian of wolvendom? He’s a weird one alright, but he’s not a bad guy. I taught him how to read and write.
About Fischl: That crazy kid? I don’t care what everyone else says, she’s nice. People need to learn to just leave people alone, she’s not hurting anyone with her persona.
About Noelle: You will never find someone more dedicated too...well anything than Noelle is too the knights and her training.
About Klee: Klee and I are great friends! Nothing is more stimulating than massive explosions!
About Amber: She always has interesting stories to tell, like one time where she got rid of some bandits by making a dummy merchant cart filled with explosives! Or the time she had to help a kid get her pet giant snake out from the cathedral!
About Zhongli: Heh, he thinks he’s slick, but I know he’s Rex Lapis. Gotta say I kinda hate him for just giving up his gnosis, however he did it to free his people so I can’t be mad.
About Ninnguang: Never much cared for economics because I don’t know much about ‘em, so I can’t say anything about her business sense. But I can say that she’s a great leader who puts her people first.
About Keqing: Haven’t talked to her enough to know much, but she’s dedicated to her people and that's enough for me. Her dislike of blind faith in the gods is definitely enough to make me want to get to know her better though.
About Qiqi: Qiqi’s a nice kid, I don’t care what anyone says her being a zombie doesn’t make her bad.
About Baizhu: Snake man? Nice guy, helps me be accurate in my books. Always worry about him though, one hot breeze and he’s out like a light.
About Xingqiu: Xingqiu always tries to hide his good deeds, and while I can respect anonymity I can’t let a hero go unsung. So I’ve written multiple short stories about him using a different name, and put in the beginnings that it’s based on a true story.
About Chongyun: His popsicles are great inventions, I’ve played around with the idea a bit and made flavored ones. So far I’ve got strawberry and grape down and am working on this weird fruit called a..Banananana? I think?
About Beidou: Captain Beidou is so cool! She tells me stories about her journeys out to see and I write about them, but after seeing her in action I can’t really say that I do her justice.
About Kazuha: Kazuha has suffered so much, yet he refuses to give up and curl up away from the world when he so easily could. I have immense respect for him.
About Xianling: You’d be surprised at how good slime and boar tusk can be.
About Xiao: I’ve written down many myths and legends of the yaksha, but sadly I've never seen him in person.
About Verr Goldet: Oh she’s great company! Good business sense, and always polite.
About Gorou: Many people rightly attribute the Resistance’s survival and victories to general Kokomi, but it’s wrong to say general Gorou isn’t a brilliant strategist. He knows how to rally his men against impossible odds, and how to keep them standing against them. I’d follow general Gorou into battle any day.
About Ayaka: Ayaka seems so lonely, I hope when this is all done she can have some form of social life.
About Thoma: Thoma’s as cool as he seems. He always has a level head, and solves problems smoothly and without issues.
About Yoimia: KABOOOM!
About Kokomi: One time I was doing an interview of her excellency, to boost morale and draw new members. I intended on asking for her autograph, only for her to ask for mine! I’ve been riding that high for a while now and still ain’t come down.
About Signora: I hate fatui, but without that she has some good qualities: most of her power is her own unlike most other harbingers, and she’s a sharp dresser. Plus she’s actually justified in her choice to join the fatui, not excused, but isolation can justify many crimes in my book. But no matter what I can’t forgive her. She attacked my friend without a chance for him to fight back, and was unfairly cruel. Nothing can justify that, and I will not forgive her as long as she remains unapologetic for her cowardly cruelty.
About Childe: Fatui are scum, but Childe’s probably the best of them: he personally tries to keep civilians and the weak out of fatui business, and he’s only in it to make sure his family lives well. He also is powerful on his own, but most of his strength is the Tsaritsa’s well deserved gifts. Still though, he’s just a single stressful day from losing all his morals. I can’t leave the fate of my homeland to a madman like him, not unless he gets therapy.
About Scaramouche: Scaramouche...that bastard, it’s been five years and he still owes me 30,061 mora.
About the Fatui: The fatui are really just people who are lost or genuinely believe they’re in the right, and while I can sympathize and respect many of them I can't agree nor can I just stand by and watch. The grunts usually aren’t that bad, honestly they’re more like underpaid graduates new to the workforce, but the fighters you see daily? Almost all of them are scum no better than raiders, and debt collectors are the worst of them because they’ll do anything they can to scam you out of everything in their contracts.
About us-commissions: You know, if you’d like to commission a biography it’s 100 mora per ten pages.
About us-inspiration: You’re a font of inspiration for me, ya know that?
About us-fellow rebels: I’ve been with ya enough to know that this path you’re on, the one to find your sis/bro, you’re fighting against something far beyond my ability to deal with. I won’t abandon you, I’ll be here every step of the way.
About us-friends: We’ve been through a lot pal, I’m glad to call you my friend. Please, call me my rebel name: it’s Belgrade, named after the city where some very brave men took their last stand against oppression.
Hobbies: Well you have reading and writing, otherwise? Can't think of anything.
Favorite food: Grilled tiger fish, come get it while it’s hot!
Least favorite food: I really wanna try it, but I can’t have almond tofu. Or any nuts. Closes my throat right up.
Something to share: Hehe, I got embarrassing dirt on all the harbingers. Signora? She has a Tsaritsa body pillow. Scaramouche? He knits sweaters for his pet pig, cute but he hates letting people know. And Childe? Hoo man, the pics I’ve got on him have put a pretty mora on my head.
About me: Hey have you seen my dice? I wanted to teach the mondstadt kids how to play them...hm? What?! No, not gambling! It’s, uh, a tad embarrassing...h-hey look! Literally anything else, let's pay attention to it!
About me II: Alright! These rolls are great, can’t wait to use them next game. I’m so proud of Fischl, so young yet so imaginative. She’s already-ah! T-traveler! What are you doing?..
You know I’m the one meant to be learning the secrets here.
About me III: Back in Snezhnaya, everyone looks down on things that don’t “conform” where even the most rigid of nations like Inazuma have stopped caring. Adults can't play games, men can’t wear dresses, can’t even have a “weird” sense of humor. No laws against it, but being outcasted is...it’s not good…
About me IV: I wish I grew up in Mondstadt. The kids there are so free to be themselves, and the adults aren’t pressured to be nothing more than working hands. It’s not perfect, after all people are rude to Fischl and Benny for being “different”, but it’s better that’s for sure.
About me V: Hey traveler...this is...no it’s not embarrassing. You’re my friend and I have no reason to be embarrassed by wanting to enjoy time with you! Fischl’s going to run a pen and paper dice game, ever played one? It’s super fun, you get to be anything you want really, and it’s a great way to bond.
You will? Great! I’ll help you make a character!
Alexander’s troubles: It’s so hard to find publishers these days. Noone wants an actual plot, they just want twist after twist. What’s up with that?! Shock value is no substitute for characters you love living fulfilling lives.
Happy birthday: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday you crazy bastard, happy birthday to you! Seriously pal, you put yourself in harm's way every day it seems, we literally met when you were fighting an actual god! Actually, know what? No danger all day! We’re wrapping ourselves in blankets and just relaxing!
Feelings about ascension-intro: woah, somethin’ feels different. I like it!
Feelings about ascension-building up: man, I’m feeling inspired all of a sudden! Hey traveller, give me a prompt!
Feelings about ascension-climax: HA! I don’t know what high I’m riding but I like it, I just finished writing a whole book series!
Feelings about ascension-conclusion: WOO! YEAH! ULRICH MIKAEL KEEPS WINNIN’!-I-I meant Alexand-ah forget it, I’m feelin’ too good to care!
OCs:
About Louis: That crazy inventor guy from Fontaine? I heard he got used by the fatui, damn shame that. Noone deserves to have their heart played with like that.
About Spritefather: You ever heard of Spritefather? I’ve only heard legends, but the fanmail I keep getting tells me that sometimes things are only legendary until someone writes them down.
About the Storytraveler: There’s this woman who travels from universe to universe to fix things, she’s in Teyvat right now. You should meet her, really nice person. But her powers are a bit weird, why does she transform like that? It takes so much time!
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Tagging: @love-psxlm, @storytravelled, @genshin-obsessed, @golden-wingseos
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omo-time · 3 years
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‘No! Not again! Why can’t I just bring myself to tell someone?” Kazuha was on his knees, once again surrounded by a puddle of urine he’d hoped (and failed) to hold. Huixing stood next to him, patting his back, the helmsman was thinking the same thing the rest of the crew was, only she wasn’t dumb enough to say it.
“Welp, guess we gotta update the chart again” looks of horror snapped towards him.
“W-what chart?” Kazuha asked.
“…nothing- there’s no chart! I’m just saying things…” the pirate scratched at his neck.
“You… you have a chart about me having accidents” he was just beginning to calm down too, and now he was crying again “don’t you?”
The lack of response and chorus of people clearing their throats gave him all the answer he needed.
“I…” he looked down in shame, tears dripping onto the sleeve of his left arm “you… you know I c-can’t control it!” He screamed at them, the embarrassment and anger made his face so red he started to get light headed.
“Hey hey what’s going on up here?” Beidou stepped up to the deck. It was a familiar sight, nothing she wasn’t used to, the strange part… was how upset he was. Normally he didn’t get so worked up over accidents on the ship.
“What did you do?” She addressed angrily to the crew “spill it. Now.”
Huixing turned to her “this idiot…” she pointed at the pirate who let it slip “told Kazuha about the chart”
“Chart? What chart?” She asked.
Huixing whispered to her “well… some of us started keeping record of how often Kazuha tends to wet himself, it was supposed to be a joke between us, we never intended for him to find out”
Beidou turned disgusted to her crew “what is wrong with all of you? Don’t leave the deck until I say you can” she placed a hand on Kazuha’s shoulder “hey, kid… you should go clean up”
He offered no reply, just sat there, hair obscuring his face.
“It’s okay” she resorted to just picking him up, and frowned when he offered no resistance. He was carried below deck, down to Beidou’s private room.
“…I’m sorry” he mumbled.
“There’s nothing to be sorry about, just get yourself cleaned up. I’ll be right back” she returned to the deck. “Every single one of you involved with this, you’re gonna scrub the ship until it’s sparkling, a stark contrast to your sense of humour.”
“Y-yes captain Beidou!”
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Mama Beidou supremacy
MAMA BEIDOU SUPREMACY.. BUT ALSO HOW AB FLOWER ANON SUPREMACY??
IM RUNNING OUT OF REACTION MEMES TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THESE OH NO
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