Heaven and Hell would like to extend their favorably inclined and ominous congratulations to all you mortals who dare to have a good time participate in this event!
The Mod Team would especially like to congratulate Ngk_is_cool on their first Blackout!
You demonstrated a keen sense of perseverance and determination. The Mod Team couldn’t be prouder of your achievements! So we prepared this masterpost to showcase the fruits of your labor!
✘ Keep yourself Alive
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Crowley & Pepper
Tags: Second Chances, author doesn't know how to tag without spoilers, Angst with a Happy Ending, Alternate Universe
Word count: 829
✘ Taming a Demon
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Crowley & Pepper
Tags: Crowley is a cat, Lilith is a cat, No Beta - We Fall Like Crowley, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Cats,
Word count: 636
✘ Star gazing (is a different kind of hell)
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Crowley Created the Stars, First Kiss, Stargazing, meteor shower, POV Crowley, Light Angst, Crowley's Fall, Crowley Hates the 14th Century, Stars, Crowley has Trauma from the Fall, Canon Compliant
Word count: 912
✘ The Final Cut
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Crowley is a Mess, POV Crowley, Crowley Loves Aziraphale, Light Angst, Ducks, Self-Reflection, Crowley Has PTSD, Aziraphale's Bookshop, Scene: The Bookshop Fire, South Downs Cottage, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Almost Apocalypse, aziraphale loves karaoke, Canon Compliant, POV First Person, Crowley's Sunglasses
Word count: 1613
✘ No Rest For The Wicked
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Pestilence (Good Omens), Original Characters
Tags: The Other Apocalypse rider, look who is back, How Do I Tag, retirement is hell, indirect reference of Covid-19, Mentioned Horsepersons of the Apocalypse, Pandemic, Pandemics
Word count: 577
✘ Closer to fine
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Greasy Johnson & Pepper
Tags: Pepper Is an Adult, Post-Almost Apocalypse, World Travel, Desert Inspired by Poetry, A Donkey That Travels Far Does Not Become a Horse, Not That Pepper Is a Donkey, Greasy Johnson is an Adult, I'm Bad At Tagging, Being Lost, Doctor Who References, Not a Crossover, TARDIS references, Africa, canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Author loves cats, Even Sphynx Cats
Word count: 6148
✘ The Bait
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Crowley & Pepper
Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Cats, Cat Crowley, Prompt Fic, Domestic Fluff, Mentioned Gabriel, very briefly
Word count: 556
✘ Sheltered
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley, Aziraphale & Gabriel , Aziraphale & Crowley & Gabriel
Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - pelican, pelican Crowley, Prompt Fill, Zoo, author has no idea on ornithology, Fluff and Humor, Wings, Aziraphale Loves Crowley, Crowley Loves Aziraphale, one of them is a bird
Word count: 669
✘ Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley
Tags: Blasphemy, Missing Scene, Before Golgotha, Aziraphale is Bad at Being an Angel, Crowley is Bad at Being a Demon, Miracle gone wrong, Inspired by Poetry, Inspired by Movie (Fantasia), Food as a Metaphor for Love, Prompt Fill, Canon Compliant
Word count: 677
✘ A Beach Holiday
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Pollution & War
Tags: Canon Compliant, Dolphins, Swimming, Quality Time, Pre-Almost Apocalypse, Mentioned Horsepersons of the Apocalypse, talking about retirement, No Smut, Partial Nudity, Angst, Happy Ending, Depend on the View Point, Misquotes, Quote: We're On Our Own Side
Word count: 564
✘ It Started With a Sushi
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Crowley & Original Female Character(s)
Tags: Sushi, White Suit Crowley, Canon Compliant, Mentioned Warlock Dowling, Nosy Neighbor, Musicals, Agnes But Not Nutter, A Different Kind of Nutter, Crowley Has a Bad Day, Crowley pulls a Crowley on himself , Elevators Are Hell, Older Characters
Word count: 1688
✘ It’s all in the name
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley
Tags: Post-Almost Apocalypse , Banter, Historical References, Canon Compliant, Ineffable Idiots, Oblivious Aziraphale and Crowley, Oblivious Aziraphale , rococo, Pole Dancing, Was There Pole Dancing at the Rococo?, Just Another Night at the Bookstore, Chippendale and Chippendales, Aziraphale's Bow Tie, Bow ties are cool, banter without plot
Word count: 1611
✘ You must be an angel
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley
Tags:Crowley Needs a Hug, Crowley Loves Aziraphale, Protective Aziraphale , Inspired by Music, Ambiguous Aziraphale and Crowley Relationship , Canon Compliant, Post-Scene: Soho 1967, Prompt Fill, Canon Typical Alcohol Consumption, Drunk Crowley, Drunk Aziraphale, Holy Water
Word count: 1023
✘ Hand In Hand We’ll Go
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Sergeant Shadwell & Madame Tracy
Tags: Canon Compliant, Post-Apocalypse, South Downs Cottage, Domestic, Everyone Needs A Hug, New Beginnings, Older Characters, Moving In Together, Scottish nicknames are the best, Feels, Ambiguous Relationships, Asexual Relationship
Word count: 584
✘ The First Day Of The Rest Of Their Lives
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Adam & Eve
Tags: Mentioned Aziraphale, Mentioned Crowley, Post-Scene: Garden of Eden , Aziraphale's Flaming Sword, New Beginnings, the first cave man, Attempt at Humor, not all snakes answer back, a lot of bird singing, The first day of the rest of their lives, Prompt Fill
Word count: 500
✘ SoHo Bookshop Orientation
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale & books
Tags: Books, Aziraphale's Bookshop, Mentioned Aziraphale, Mentioned Crowley, cocoa is the best, sentients books, No beta we fall like Crowley, Canon Compliant, snores can be cute, Prompt Fill
Word count: 692
✘ Showtime
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale & Madame Tracy, Aziraphale & Crowley
Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - pelican, pelican Crowley , Snake Madame Tracy, Prompt Fill, no snake was hurt during the writing of this fic, nor any kid, BAMF Aziraphale, Protective Aziraphale, Zoo
Word count: 879
✘ Englishman In New York
Rating: General
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Greasy Johnson & Warlock Dowling
Tags: Greasy Johnson is an Adult, Greasy Johnson in New York, Warlock Dowling is an Adult, Warlock Dowling has Ice Cream Firm, Greasy Johnson and Tropical Fish, Stranger in a Strange Land, Post-Almost Apocalypse, Canon Compliant
Word count: 590
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The Magician in the Bushes
There was a magician in the bushes. Well, half in the bushes. The half of him that wasn't was wiggling right inside Crowley's line of sight. He looked away. It was distracting him from staring into the distance. He'd been very busy doing that. He looked back. (it was a good wiggle.)
continue reading on ao3
one shot, human au, 1.1k
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“Crowley...”
“Angel.”
“Why would you teach the Bentley to smoke?”
“She said she wanted us coming in hot before taking you to dinner. 😉”
You can’t blame the car for wanting to make more of an impression.😁
My fill for the @goodomensbingo prompt “The Bentley on Fire”
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Chapters: 1/25
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Good Omens Bingo 2021, Alternate Universe - Human, Crowley Has A Vulva (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Anal Sex, Masturbation, Pillow Principality Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), Intersex Crowley
Summary:
Don't tell me romance is dead
So wake up your sleepy head
Think of all the magic we could make
All your dreams...
~ Paloma Faith
(kinky) ficlets - 666 words each - tagged as we go
written for @goodomensbingo
Chapter 1: Pillow Principality - Human AU - Gentle!Dom Aziraphale
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Up & Down, Sideways (& diagonally) - Chapter 1 - VerdantVulpus - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Explicit content! Updated my racy bingo bingo fic! That's five squares down! 😊🔞😊
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PEARS!
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I Like Pears
For the ‘Pears’ square on my @goodomensbingo card
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AU where everything is the same except Aziraphale constantly sets things on fire like Spencer from iCarly.
For the @goodomensbingo prompt: Aziraphale’s Baking
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Treasures of Heaven by squiddz
Rated G, 2k words
Emily works at a cafe in Soho - one frequented by a mysteriously well-dressed gentleman who goes by the name Mr Fell. She's convinced he's started dating his redheaded friend (the one always wearing those ridiculous sunglasses), no matter how unbelievable her co-worker finds it. Perhaps she needs to fish for details from her favourite customer...
(A small moment between Crowley and Aziraphale, as seen through an outsider POV. Written for the Good Omens Bingo 2021)
Finally got something posted this year! Just a little fill for my @goodomensbingo card, with the prompt “coffee shop” and my fav trope - outsider POV!
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Last year (wow, feels weird saying that) I took part in the @goodomensbingo!
I decided to write primarily about Gabriel and Beelzebub for a change, so I’ve called the series Bureaucracy Bingo (although the actual relationship varies, so they’re not all necessarily the ship ‘Ineffable Bureaucracy’).
I only got one bingo in the end, but I’ve still got a few more part-written fics for some of the other prompts, so I’ll probably post them later. For now, check out the works for the prompts ticked above at the links under the cut!
Tea with the Queen (G), 1691 words. Gabriel and Beelzebub have tea with the Queen of England. No, not that one - try a few centuries earlier.
One Bed (T), 2753 words. After the failed Apocalypse, Gabriel’s superiors (he’s only an archangel, after all…) have decided he should be sent to Earth to educate himself - and, by extension, Heaven - on humanity and day-to-day human life. Entirely independently, Beelzebub has decided to do the same. Both end up being taught the basics by Aziraphale and Crowley. Today’s lesson is Beds.
Noah’s Ark (G), 1076 words. Gabriel and Beelzebub meet up before the Flood.
Blind Date (T), 2217 words. Beelzebub goes on a blind date - which happens to be with Gabriel, their long-time work rival (and maybe also office crush).
Witch Hunting (G), 601 words. Gabriel and Beelzebub meet by chance at a witch trial.
Bingo! 🎉
Umbrella (G), 759 words. Beelzebub and Gabriel are caught out in the rain during one of their secret meetings. Beelzebub has never seen an umbrella before.
Magic Tricks (G), 703 words. The thing about magic tricks is that they’re all about convincing you that one thing is actually another. That a demon, for example, is not the same thing as the angel they used to be.
Exotic Plants (G), 737 words. As we know, Heaven and Hell are literally located in a big office block. After the non-apocalypse, Gabriel is demoted to the basement, getting an office of his own in Hell.
Sailing (T), 1508 words. Pirates are evil. Everyone knows that. Which is why Beelzebub knows their trip to a pirate ship will be easy pickings for recruiting souls for Hell. Gabriel hates going to Earth, but at least this time he’ll be sailing the seas with the right sort of humans. It won’t be that bad. Of course, when it comes to humans, nothing is as easy as it seems.
Croptops (T), 506 words. At some unspecificied time in the future, Gabriel and Beelzebub are stuck on Earth, doing the jobs that Aziraphale and Crowley abandoned. They both hate it, but at least Beelzebub can make the most of their time by teasing Gabriel.
Librarian (G), 639 words. Childhood enemies Beelzebub and Gabriel compete over a game of daring in the school library.
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Heaven and Hell would like to extend their favorably inclined and ominous congratulations to all you mortals who dare to have a good time participate in this event!
The Mod Team would especially like to congratulate @brokencasbutt67-writer on their first blackout!
You demonstrated a keen sense of perseverance and determination. The Mod Team couldn’t be prouder of your achievements! So we prepared this masterpost to showcase the fruits of your labor!
Read the whole collection of work as a series
✘ Pear
Rating: General Audiences
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Food Fight, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Kissing
Word count: 900
✘ Sensory Overload
Rating: General Audiences
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: None
Tags: Sensory Overload, Meltdown, Light Angst
Word count: 1K
✘ Love to Make You Smile
Rating: General Audiences
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags:Smile, Fluff, Kissing, Love Confessions
Word count: 600
✘ Window shopping
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Top Aziraphale, Bottom Crowley, Smut, Semi-Public Sex, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Alpha Aziraphale, Omega Crowley
Word count: 900
✘ Sex through the ages
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags:Smut, Fluff, Running Away
Word count: 2K
✘ Vulrenable
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Smut, Bottom Aziraphale, Top Crowley, Aziraphale Has a Vulva, Fluff, Kissing, Car Sex, Titanic References, Holding Hands
Word count: 2.5K
✘ The Right Time
Rating: General Audiences
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags: Light Angst, Fluff, Depression, Cuddling & Snuggling, Spooning, Forehead Kisses
Word count: 1K
✘ Mouth
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Baker Aziraphale, Blow Jobs, Kitchen Sex, Food Sex, Bottom Aziraphale, Top Crowley
Word count: 1.4K
✘ Care for me
Rating: Teens and Up
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Sick Aziraphale, Fluff, Naked Cuddling, Bathing/Washing, Cuddling & Snuggling
Word count: 1.5K
✘ Halfway to heaven
Rating: Mature
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Angst, Kissing, nightclubs, Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Smoking, Implied Sexual Content, Grinding, Alcohol
Word count: 4.9K
✘ I’ll be your umbrella
Rating: General Audiences
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Nightmares, Light Angst, Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Rain, Noah's Ark
Word count: 900
✘ A temporary solution
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Female Crowley, Intercrural Sex, Smut, Aziraphale's Flaming Sword, Menstruation
Word count: 1.1K
✘ How do you like your eggs?
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Alpha Crowley, Omega Aziraphale, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Kitchen Sex, Bottom Aziraphale
Word count: 900
✘ Midnight trips
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Female Crowley, Smut, Spanking, Vaginal Sex, Sub Crowley, Dom Aziraphale, Biting, Aziraphale's True Form, Wine, Minor Violence
Word count: 1.6K
✘ Welcome home
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags: Biting, Sharing Clothes, They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub, Beelzebub Has a Penis, Grinding
Word count: 900
✘ Hell in the hallways
Rating: Mature
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags: Angst, Fluff, Alternate Universe - High School, Panic Attacks, Bullying, They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub, Nonbinary Character, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Cuddling & Snuggling, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Kissing, Scars, Holding Hands, Hugs, Running Away, Crying, Depression, Minor Violence, He/Him Pronouns For Gabriel, Sleep
Word count: 13K
✘ Orlando
Rating: Teens and Up
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags:Female Aziraphale, They/Them Pronouns for Aziraphale, pregnancy, Miracles, Fluff, Coming Out, Nonbinary Aziraphale
Word count: 700
✘ Hero of War
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags: Soldier Gabriel, Shooting Guns, Murder, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fluff, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Angst. Song: Hero of War (Rise Against). Four Horsemen, Suicide
Word count: 1.2K
✘ Straps
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Female Crowley, bra, Possessive Aziraphale, Smut, Biting
Word count: 700
✘ Good Friday Got Better
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags: Christian Holidays, Easter, Good Friday, Smut, Fluff, Kissing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fallen Angel Gabriel, Marriage Proposal
Word count: 1.5K
✘ Do Me a Favor
Rating: Explicit
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags:Wings, Wing Grooming, Smut, Victorian, Hand Jobs, Secret Relationship
Word count: 1K
✘ A New Nest
Rating: General Audiences
Archive warnings: None
Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel
Tags: Adoption, Fluff, Adopted Children, Nesting
Word count: 2.1K
✘ Make It Stop
Rating: Mature
Archive warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley
Tags: Violence, Alternate Universe - High School, Child Abuse, Physical Abuse, Homophobia, Stabbing, Bullying, Protective Crowley, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Tattoos, Kissing, Crying, Angst, Holding Hands
Word count: 5.3K
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Me: Why does everyone depict Crowley with black nail polish? We have no canonical reason to believe he would do this.
PigeonLordArt: What if he was going through an emo phase in the early 2000s?
24 hours later:
https://twitter.com/pigeonlordart?s=21
@goodomensbingo
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“Why do you consume that?”
Fluffy field mouse enjoying their lunch... or at least, is trying to.
For the @goodomensbingo square Animal Aziraphale.
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A fill for @goodomensbingo prompt "College AU".
Maybe not so much of an AU because it's inspired the story I wrote with @hotcrosspigeon, A Special Place in Hell, where Aziraphale becomes a king of Hell and sends a bunch of Disposable Demons to study things like sociology and management to act as advisors in making Hell a nicer place :)
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: coffee shop AU, Good Omens Bingo, Biting, Rough Sex, Rimming, food safety violations, angry angel, Crowley is Begging for Trouble, Anal Sex, Dominance, Dirty Talk, Excellent Hand Crafted Beverages, Bad Porno Plot, bottom Crowley, Top Aziraphale
Summary:
Crowley has made a habit of teasing the handsome small appliance repairman who worked across from his café. It was damn near his favourite thing. But when his espresso machine dies and needs emergency repairs, Crowley finds himself needing Aziraphale's help. It wasnt like he was too disappointed for an excuse to get the blonde alone.
Or...
Flirty Redhead is desperate to get railed by the the cute repair man.
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This is based upon the cover with Aziraphale wearing what I think look like sneakers with the @goodomensbingo prompt ‘Window Shopping’. Also this is my 69th post (hence the other picture).
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