tickety boo design of my little rotten soldier (now on redbubble 馃挅)
neil gaiman I am also accepting job offers at this time I will do all of your marketing
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There. The hell with redbubble - it didn't like my wording - these are properly up on Etsy now.
I've got more designs in the works, and am open to suggestion for other phrases that would look good on a sticker!
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but it's pretty!
New sticker design coming soon to my shop <3
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NEW Valentine's Day ineffable forehead touch sticker is here!! 馃挅 It is available in regular vinyl and holographic, so take your pick at check out on my Etsy shop! 馃挅 Link in my bio or go to etsy.com/shop/smudgeandfrank 馃挅
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Every Anglican church has a basin of holy water. It's not, like, in demand as a criminal product. It's not guarded. It's not even really supervised.
It's usually not even kept near the apse. In one Anglican cathedral (Manchester Cathedral) I visited regularly, the basin was kept next to the entrance, and the lapsed Catholic I was with dipped his fingers in and crossed himself with it out of sheer habit because apparently Catholic churches all have holy-water basins next to the entrance so people can do that.
And btw churches aren't even locked during the day. Like, there will always be somebody around in the church who will check in on you at some point, but I don't think you'd have to visit more than half a dozen before you were left alone with a basin of holy water for long enough to scoop some into a water bottle, especially in 1967. A lot of them are big historic monuments and have literal tourists wandering around them unattended.
Even if you decide to go to all the completely needless effort of breaking into a church and stealing it at night, it is a church, and it is 1967. It does not have a security system. There are no cameras. This is not Ethan Hunt breaking into CIA Headquarters. The locksmith could open the door and just...fill up a jar of holy water and leave. I cannot overstate how wildly unnecessary a heist for this substance is.
But! This is also the era of the spy thriller, and it's the year the bullet-hole stickers that were a promotion for the James Bond movie at a petrol station appear on Crowley's car window--
--and he is wearing his Spy Turtleneck.
This means Crowley has spent the last century thinking about how to get his hands on some holy water, and the solution he has generated is not "Offer a random kid 拢10 to bring me a bottle of water from the holy water basin in the church and tell him I'll give him another 拢10 if it's dry and wrapped in two towels," no. The Wile E. Coyote answer he has come up with requires a locksmith, a guy called "Spike" to be "the muscles," and Sally "going down on the ropes."
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wake up babes new merch in my shop just dropped 鈥硷笍鈥硷笍馃┓
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A self indulgent treat: Crowley stickers for my new sketchbook
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