#gonna assume this is a homestuck copypasta

[benzeneteen]

4-3-2- fuck you! Listen up y'all this shit is ironic. Striders beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco. He wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo. Dyin just to know the flavor I ain't doin her no favors! No reasons why I tease her flush just comes an goes like seasons! I'm karkalicious (so delicious) no I don't do kismesis an if you read any fanfic a all that shit is fictitious! I blow kisses (mwah) don't matter were just moirails trolls be linen down the veil for a chance to fill a pail so delicious (super sweet) so delicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty) so delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious l-l-l-like candy candy! Karkalicious def. karkalicious def. god dammit doc scratch stop fucking with m mic! Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy! Nepeta always squealing cutsey pet names like karkitty I'm the k to the a r k the a the t and a majority of pairings had better include me! I'm karkalicious (so delicious) my body stays vicious all the Highblood feelin nervous cause I'm doin some fitness. Zahhaks my witness *whistle* bet that ship curls nepeta a tail and hell be needing all the towels cause imma make him sweat pails. So delicious (super sweet) so delicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty) so delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm karkalicious- now you nooksuckers better hold the fuck up! Check it out. Baby baby baby if you really want me. Honey get some patience maybe then you'll get a taste ill be tasty tasty. I'll be laced with Lacey. It'll make you crazy. T to the a to the s t e y fuckin tasty (x 2) d to the e to the l i c o u s d to the e to the to the lemme just spell it out for ya! All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffing at me tryin to guess the color of my blood. I'm just tryin to say now I ain't tryin to round up any drama little fucker I just don't want you to know. And I guess in coming off as a little insecure though I keep on repeating how the secrets fucking awesome but I'm tryin to tell its a secret that I just don't wanna tell (terezi says I smell delicious) so delicious no I don't do kismesis and if you read any fanfics all that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses (mwah)don't matter if we're just moirails trolls be linen down the veil for a chance to fill a pail. 4-3-2-fuck you my body stays vicious zahhaks been feeling nervous cause I got down to business nepeta s my witness (meow) ill even let her first ship sail just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail. So delicious (Eridan see) so delicious (you can't trust me) so delicious (ill help you be) I'm karkalicious l-l-like candy candy! So delicious (aye aye ate aye) (x 3) she says my blood is like candy candy! T to the a to the s t e y fucking tasty (x 3) t to the a to the to the d to the e to the l i o u s (x 3) now wait just a motherfucking second...do I seriously have to spell this shit to the very end of the song? I mean whoever wrote the original never had access to spell check I guess cause t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty! Was this vergie douchemuffin illiterate or something!? What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks an call it music!? What the fuck is will smith even doing!? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!? Fuck this shit I quit. (If you have anymore requests go ahead)

sooooo fucking true

#gonna assume this is a homestuck copypasta #asks