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On Bended Knee
Summary: Y/N is on their last leg with Elvis.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort. Mentions of the colonel, mentions of pills. Mm sad Elvis. Lmk if I missed any!
A/N: I was in the middle of an assignment and this song came on and I had to get this down before I forgot it.
You stare at the mess you’ve made in awe. There are broken dishes, smashed vases; pictures snatched out of the frames, just a mess.
Looking around, you wonder how things had gotten this bad. How a love, once sweet and warm, could grow into something so cold and bitter.
You look toward the bearer of your sorrows; anger graces his features, yet defeat is painted over yours.
His chest is heaving, and his fists are clenched at his sides. He’s waiting for your next move, wondering what’ll come flying in his direction next.
Frankly, you’re exhausted. Between the girls, the drugs, and that slime-ball Elvis calls his manager; you feel like you no longer have a place in his life.
“I’m done…I can’t do this anymore.” It comes out so soft, barely above a whisper. So quiet, you aren’t even sure that you said it.
Elvis is certain you’ve misspoken. Never once have you threatened to leave him. The anger flowing through his body dissipates and is replaced with concern.
In two quick strides, he’s looming over you, cupping your face. “Look at me, baby,” he pleads. You know better than to listen. If you do, you’ll be right back where you started.
“Damnit, I said, look at me!” He booms. Like a child, you do as you’re told, slowly shifting your eyes from that oh-so-interesting spot on the floor to his cerulean eyes.
When your eyes meet, he searches for any indication of a bluff, something that’ll tell him you’re still his, that you aren’t serious.
He doesn’t find it. “Let go, Elvis,” you mutter. The hands cradling your face fall to his sides.
The sound of glass crunching under your feet as you turn toward the door is enough to make you wince. “Satnin, please…” You shake your head. “Elvis, you-“
“It ain’t fuckin Elvis! El, Elvie, Vis, sweetness, loverboy, any one of ‘em will do. You ain’t c-called me Elvis in t-ten goddamn years.”
His voice wavers, and you can’t help the way your head snaps in his direction. You find a broken man resting on his knees, hands in his hair, with tears streaming down his face.
Your feet move before you tell them to; his arms wrap around your legs as sobs rack through his body. “I’m gon fix it satnin, I promise. If this is bout the colonel…I-I’m gon fire him a-and it’ll be jus’ you an me. We’ll go wherever ya want. Any state outta the fifty. Ya jus’ can’t leave me baby. Please.”
You run your fingers through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp. “El, you need more help than I can give you right now. It ain’t just him, baby. What about the pills and-”
he flies out of your arms, hiccuping as he makes his way to the bathroom. You hear rattling and run after him, scared of what he could be doing.
You peek in and find him dumping pills everywhere. Some in the sink under running water, some Into the shower drain, most into the toilet.He doesn’t stop until every last bottle is empty. When he finishes, he turns his attention to you. “Y/N, I’ll do anything ya ask. Jus’, please, don’t leave.” You can tell he’s serious.
You don’t say a word as you step forward, arms wrapping around his waist. He melts into you, gripping you tight like you’d vanish if he didn’t.
“I-I’m so sorry.” He cries out. You hold on just as tight “Thick and thin, baby, thick and thin. It’s gon be okay, El; we’ll figure this out.”
He just nods his head, thanking every star in the sky that you changed your mind.
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Disclaimers - Lost of virginity, fingering, reader lives with her parents, i don't imagine this having a huge age gap but you can imagine.
A/n - Second time writing smut, I meant for this to be longer, but writer's block. I had emo Choso in mind.
summary; admist a cuddling session between you and your boyfriend, you tell him youre ready, ready to get fucckkkedd.
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"Cho." You mutter in his ear. You watch his eyelids open up immediately and look at you."Yes, baby?" he inquires, his hand rubbing circles on your back.
Shit.
You didn't realise how hard it would take you to say the words. A bit of regret filling in you as you literally woke up your boyfriend to make love, but not even tell him.
"take your time." Choso tells you. His dark eyes, eyeliner tracing the outline of his eye, was clearly trying to analyze what you could possibly say. His innocent, sweet, and smart girlfriend that chose him — an annoying, emo boy. You purse your lips and swallow a lump in your throat.
"Can we... have sex?"
Your words hang in the air of your bedroom for what seems to be a million years before he responds.
"You sure, princess?”
Pathetically quick, your head nods. A small smile forms on his lips. "'Kay, baby, lay down on your back." He orders, getting up as you turn to lay on your back. He immediately kisses you, his tongue entering your mouth and tasting and savoring the sweet taste. His calloused hands snakes underneath your shirt, rubbing your squishy skin with his digits. You can feel the coldness of the sliver ring he wore on his pinky finger. It seemed he was trying to rememberize every inch of your skin.
You wrap your arms around Choso's neck. His fingers fiddle with the waistband of your jammies. Choso's lips leaves yours and you take big, deep breath to regain your breaths.
Choso leans close into the crook of your neck and whispers, "Princess, can I?”
You nod, and he rips off your shorts aside with your panties. His eyes widens with something so... new. Something so hungry and full of desire. A victorian man looking at a woman's ankles.
“Shit, princess. You're so wet.” He coos in your ear, his hot breath tickling your neck. Choso’s eyes were hyperfixated at your pussy, focused for too long before he did something. His thumb dragged slowly over your lips, teasing your virgin pussy.
You moan, leaving Choso with a devilish smirk. “Gon’ fuck you, so bad, princess.”
“My parents’ might come home.” You tell him, spreading your legs subconsciously.
“I'll be quick.” He hasilty replies before sliding two fingers into your needy pussy, curling his fingers and pumping it in. Whiney moans escape your lips. If this is what sex felt like, you needed it everyday and every time you breathe.
Choso shifts his head closer into the crook of your neck, leaving wet and sloppy hickeys there. You know the hickeys won't be simply covered by concealer or foundation. “Look at how cute you are, princess. So tight around my finger.”
The ecstasy rumbles and swirls in your stomach, your moans becoming more needy as you try telling your boyfriend, “f-feels weird…”
He smiles and he rubs the spongey part of your pussy faster and harsher. “You're gonna cum?” Choso asks, his smile becoming more wicked the more he watches you squirm around. You nod, finally letting the ecstacy pool out of your stomach; an white slime coming out of your pussy.
"You did amazing, princess." Choso tells you as he places kisses all over your face.
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stardew valley adjacent AU where Killua just up and absconds to scraggly-ass farm in a tiny little town in a quiet little valley fairly far from any city and very, VERY far from his family. He brings Alluka with him because arguably she needs new start even more than he does. Together they claw their way through figuring out how to clear out the land, grow a few crops, make new things from various resources. Alluka practically moves into the town library for a full week and a half reading every book she thinks will help. Eventually they buy some chickens, then a few goats. Killua attempts to train the goats to head-butt people on command, but only one of them gets it, and the rest are frustratingly relaxed. A few weeks into the farm life they find a kitten in an overgrown tangle and they name it Marshmallow but Alluka insists on referring to it as Killua’s son/child/baby every chance she gets and Killua pretends to be annoyed but secretly loves it.
They slowly get to know their neighbors, although initially Killua just keeps handing extra rocks to people (they have SO MANY rocks piling up in their storage) which pisses off nearly everyone in town except for the son of the lady who runs the saloon. Killua tries to break into the sewer. Alluka drags him up into the caves north of town because now she’s the town librarian’s favorite patron and she’s determined to find all sorts of cool things to fill the museum. They get the kitchen fixed up properly and get better at fishing. Killua keeps giving rocks to the town doctor just to piss him off and purposefully starts a feud with the manager at the local JojaMart, because their family has a stake in JojaMart and neither of them wants to see any connection to their family now that they finally have something that’s theirs. The guy who runs the farm supply store lets them know about a small cave on their farm that’s been growing weird mushrooms. Alluka finds a shadow person in the basement and they bond immediately, and she seems very young and they don’t want her out on her own, so now they have a roommate. Killua gets overly-invested in the various contests and competitions that take place throughout the year and obsesses over the melon plants and blueberry bushes while Alluka coaxes jam and pickle recipes out of the local grandmas.
They run into the saloon owner’s son at 1:30am while they’re leaving the caves because he’s going INTO the caves to collect slimes in a bucket (he’s been studying them in his free time because as an animal they make absolutely NO sense). Later he introduces Killua and Alluka to the junimos, who absolutely adore him because he’s spent his whole life in the forest getting to know them. And he also tells them “oh yeah and watch out for the big bear in the far west part of the forest, I think maybe it’s magic” and Killua says “wait what bear” and he says “oh don’t worry, even if you could get through the massive tree in the path i’m pretty sure the bear is friendly, anyways have a good night guys!” and Killua says “Gon wait come back WHAT BEAR” and Alluka makes a mental note to ask the blacksmith how much it will cost to get a stronger ax so she can bust apart the tree and meet the magic bear.
#brought to you by: i was trying to do homework while listening to the sdv soundtrack but my brain did this instead#i could go on FOREVER i love sdv and it's a fun game and i like the oddball elements in it and i haven't played it in three months :')#does it all make sense for the hxh context? no but arguably neither does my ghost hunters au#everybody needs some fun concepts they're just vibing with i think. good for the soul#my post#text#killua#alluka#btw if anyone is wondering i imagine that kurapika is a weird guy who lives in a little cabin on the beach#he's friendly but a little reclusive and there's a lot of gossip in town about what his deal must be#killua's heard that he's an author writing a book AND that he's a former mafioso in hiding and he's decided that both is a fun option#he isn't basing this on anything except that it's fun to imagine
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𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 — 𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 🫧
𝑏𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛
of the essence by @inklore — if y'all haven't read anything from lauren before, let this be your introduction; she's a fucking artist the way that she weaves her characters into existing universes and i can only hope to write half as well as she does
𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑙
lovelorn masterlist by @tomdutch — do you like pining? roommates to possible lovers? all set in a college au with peter parker, reader, and cindy moon? well, s had you covered; or, the masterlist stayed in my drafts to remind me to read the updates and my jobs have killed my brain cells so please read this brilliance and give it lots of love!
sunrise, sunset by @peachyteabuck — i don't need to gush about how much i need lukis to fucking produce epics, but i will lol. they've taken such a sensitive topic and beautifully drawn us a world where grief is complicated and new normals are harder when you love people. honestly, this story made me fucking cry and do all the fangirl feel things and i need them to just never stop writing
𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠
friction by @faeology — this is my first time seeing @faeology on my dash but thank fuck i did because this was hot and needy and i could fucking feel the tension across my own skin between eddie and reader. if you're looking for palpable angst and genuine chemistry, go to sav and you'll be in heaven
it happened one night in detention by @mypoisonedvine — let me tell y'all something! the chokehold this had on me and my drafts was fucking insane! i'm pretty sure i read this five times before reblogging this because i was in such awe; the descriptions, the world-building! i wanna write like j.d. when i grow up lol
i don't play with my pen (i mean what i write) by @edens-pen — as a connoisseur of thirst tweet videos, i wish that this episode was real because goddamn! i love a good cocky!eddie fic and this did not disappoint. something about artists that are hot, know they're hot, but are still fucking cool and shit? unmatched energy. not gon' hold y'all though, i'd have been loud and proud about wanting eddie to just ruin me on twitter dot com lol
june baby: one, two, three by @luveline — i fucking love this series and every day i get on, i'm hoping to see that jade's updated so i can follow the adventures of eddie, reader, and june bug! i'm so attached to these three like they're friends of mine and i love watching their relationship deepen and, as a fervent slow burn lover, i'm foaming at the mouth for them to finally kiss!
a little mean for me by @upsidedownwithsteve — firstly, i love steve harrington, right? like, he went from being this asshole who's only personality trait was his money and his status to being a real fucking person, you know? one of my favorite characters, hands down. secondly, just because of this story, i want him to affectionately bully and kiss the tears away
𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑔𝑢𝑛
my feet can't touch the bottom of you by @sunderlust — i know nothing about the top gun franchise other than tom cruise is in it and val kilmer used to be, lol. but the way people like laur and sol write about the characters, maybe i'll bite the bullet and watch them? even if i don't, sol's description of jake "hangman" seresin is perfectly arrogant and aloof and i wanted to grind his balls under my foot for hurting my bartender babe
veracious and coveted facade by @inklore — laur, at this point, this is my proposal for your hand in matrimony because why the fuck do you write such masterpieces for mere mortals like me to gaze upon? who told you?
lurk by @zstrn — tori, my love, i stand ten toes on what i said: bradley 'rooster' bradshaw can have his feet planted on my mattress to turn me into slime. UNTIL THE FOULEST OF STENCHES LEAVES THE ROOM OKAY
𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 — i didn't read much because of jobs and lack of time after them but i did read some real gems so please, please give the lovely people reads and keep them writing!
#kendra recs 📖#stardust reblog challenge#stardust reblog masterlist#support content creators#support your favorite content creators
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Golden Globes Live Blog (SPOILERS)
Every single man speaking so far has been irrelevant
I am also *super* stoned right now let's get that out of the way
J. Smith Cameron looks so good first of all (shout out to the Slime Puppy discord for those early photos)
Danielle should take it for black people but I would not be mad for May/December lol
...YAY BLACK WOMEN GO SIS literally haven't heard of the Holdovers but I'm THRILLED and she got to meet Angela oh MAN
*may/december music* IDK anything about RDJ on to the nex
Lenny Kravitz looks HOT it transcends my lesbianism
is that Amanda?? She looks emaciated i hate that unless it's not her which is possible, i didn't unmute in time
JUNO GET IT SIS
Lol Rachel's selfie headshot
Can Ali win it for us YEAH SHE DID
Seventeen years away from the stage lol
Don't know these people on to the nex
wait is that the boy that was on This is Us? The Manny? What the hell is his name oh it doesn't matter
I feel like Jon might take it? Just sensing?
A SWEEP! A SWEEP!
*May/December music*
HERE WE GO IT'S J'S CATEGORY
This is bullshit lol
That deep breath J. took before they announced the winner I SAW THAT AND I FELT THAT
Hannah Waddingham's wink though
My mom "why is everyone's eyes red" LOL CAUSE THEY HIGH AS ME but seriously Ray
This show could be 1 hour without all this bullshit lol
Our other babies let's goooooo
Lol Lucas ain't here
Tom winning the show winning the company winning the Golden Globe
YES THEY LET KIERAN IN AND IS HE NEXT TO J wait no they didn't lol there's someone between them why can't we win
HERE WE GO this category is full of superstars it could go either way I am nervous
YES YES AND YES Jeremy is kinda fine with his lil v neck and his lil subtle chain
These intros are so fucking LONG I do not CARE
I need to smoke so more but I'm waiting until after Kieran's category lol
I love when a movie wins several things and I'm still like..that still looks boring
I can only hope that she just thanked Snoop Dogg lol
Women in comedy on tv let's get into it YUH
AYOOOOOOO it's Ayo AYOOOOOO SWEEP NUMBER TWOOOO
OKAY BABY
MANIFEST even though it's stacked
WE GOT ONE
MY BABY
SUCK IT PEDRO
MY HEART
I AM TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS
*May/December music*
Do you think that getting super high and watching the Super Mario movie would be fun yes or no
Yeah that makes sense
That love and support look WAS very loving and supportive though
I feel loved and supported
Hey Michelleeee
I like when women walk out holding hands
"and very MUSCULAR" is this gay is this gay
This is gay lol
*May/December music*
Everyone is happy for her like they're friends it's very cute lol
Also love that dress she looks adorable
"okay bye" she was real for that
This Oppenheimer sweep is boring to me but my mom says he's a good actor also this score sounds GOOD
Oh I see that win cause it sound GOOD
This boy looks like every experimental electronic music grad student we used to party with
LENNY still looking fine
Billie got this, right?
Yeaaaaahh boi
THIS AWARD IS DUMB YEAH I SAID IT
Otherwise Barbie wasn't gonna win shit but we like having fun lol
Okay smoked another bowl we BACK IN IT
ISSA IS SHININ
BEEF SWEEP BETWEEN THE BEAR AND BEEF ISSA BEEF SWEEP
it's getting SERIOUS
SWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEPPPPP
"it's so good it's so good. it's one of those shows you watch and while you're watching it it's like...it's so good". - crystallineirises on The Bear
SEEING THE WHOLE CAST UP THERE I WANNA CRY
the restaurant COMMUNITY *snap snap*
i'm so high bruh lol my mom keeps talking to me and i'm like *LOUDLY TALKS ABOUT SHOWS*
she talmbout drapes i do not care hehehe
OH LORD IT'S SARAH'S CATEGORY
CAN WE JUST GET TO IT
Does she have a crush on DuLaPeep can she stop
SARAH WE GON DO THIS
SHIV ROY NATION
MANIFEST
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
EMMY PREP IS DONE
I thought Kieran was gonna climb up there
WE GETTING FUCKED UP TONITTTEEEE
I love that we're following her backstage lol
I hope they let all our babies go on stage I wanna see J. looking hot
WHAT A TIME THAT WAS (era of Succession Sunday)
HAND KISS FOR THE AGES
THANK YOU FOR THAT
J Move your way to our man please
Where he at
Alan Ruck is SMIZING
We do like Roman and Shiv reunited
Greg get outta here
lol TomGregs winning
J IS SO BABY
The Morning Show girlies looking so goooooooood
Jeremy and his lady getting it ON who is that
I do like Kelly Clarkson's wayfair jumpsuit lol
I'm stoned enough that I'll let the commercials play without muting
*May/December music*
get it get it get it get get geti
this j. lo / ben / matt throuple energy is strong??
THE GOLDEN GLOBES HAVE NOT CHANGED *dead emoji*
Wonka got a nomination what
Black man for the win i guess
Paul's alright, does he win stuff? Ah he's won things
Okay where are the afterparty photos THE AFTERPARTY PHOTOS
NICE. Kid graduated from college? NICE.
WOMEN!
GAY WOMEN!
LOOKIN DYKE SERVING CUNT I LOVE IT
I love that Matt and Ben are just like we besties that make movies *kick legs in the air*
MAY/DECEMBER *music*
Also the choice to enter May/December as a comedy is outrageous
Bruce Springsteen is Joni Mitchell for white men and I love it
"Powerful old people" - crystallineiries after seeing Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford talking
"If it's Covid, Paxlovid. BARS!"
I've only seen Maestro so idk lol
YAY CURVY GIRLS
YAY MOMS YAY NON ENGLISH LANGUAGES
I wanna see Leo cry I want single tear
FOR THE PEOPLE
Her beautiful mother *crying emoji*
wooooooowww
MOTHER OTHER MOTHER SISTER AND FRIEND
The makeup and glasses and dress she's everything
I miss hearing her voice all the time
Maestro really was so good
A24 putting in work this year
Sweep SWEEP people like things that go boom
Like your fit Emma!
HANNAH
Meryl looks gorge as usual
Emily SHINING TOO
It's after 8 can we wrap this shit up??
Thank you good night *peace sign emoji*
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2023ラップ③
BabyTron / RNF
BabyTron x Prince Jefe x Lando Bando / The Wire
Sada Baby & Skilla Baby / Fresh
Veeze / Overseas Baller
Veeze / Safe 2
G.T. / What Are The Odds
G.T. / What They Gon Say
Talibando & Babyface Ray / Swim Team
Brooks / What's a Flex
Brooks ft. Lil C / I'll Show You
DamJonBoi / Do It For B
WTM Scoob / Historic
Baby Smoove / On That Rim
CVNNON & Rj Lamont / Alley-Oop
SCY Jimm / Members In
SCY Jimm / What You Make It
Mari Montana / Still Outstanding / Why I Started
Wam SpinThaBin / Pay Attention
Kickkone / Grind Fa Dis
Kickkone / How I'm Livin
Wizz Havinn / Messy
Trigga500k / Da Trimmest
SahBabii / Lost All My Feelings
Young Nudy / Passion Fruit
Young Nudy (feat. Latto & Sexyy Red) / Peaches & Eggplants [Remix]
BabyDrill / Field Day
K Carbon / Big Flex
GloRilla, Gloss Up, Slimeroni feat. K Carbon, Aleza, Tay Keith / Wrong One
Jay Fizzle / Been Going Crazy
Key Glock / Chromosomes
Verde Babii / Slo-Be Flow
EBK Juvie Ju / Not An Option
DaBoii / Bling Freestyle
Yung LB ft. DaBoii / Back 2 Back
Lil B / I Aint Gon Li
LIL DUDE / CHECK TEMPERATURE
SMT Litess x Lil Dude / Making Dem Calls
KP Skywalka / I Can't Rap
KP SKYWALKA / Big Bippin
Baby Jamo / Big 37th
BabyJamo / Stop Playing With Tall
KhiGlock / FIVE SIX
KhiGlock x Babyfreecar / Bend Rip
Youngfootsoldier / TNG
Youngfootsoldier / Button
Ruger Bone & Keezah / Help The Bear
19Jefe / SLIME SHXT
SUMMER CEM x ABRA CADABRA x UZI / BACKFLIPS
Dimzy / I Don't Care (NoHook)
Dimzy / Grafter
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Lil' P / Bring the Act Back
Damjonboi / I Just Like To Stay Relevant
Damjonboi / Last of a dying Breed
Big Quis / Supa
BandGang Lonnie Bands & Cypress Moreno / We Brought Detroit To LA
BandGang Lonnie Bands / Provisions
RellOnTheTrack & Yung Reef / Switch Gears
Ponae / Just to Show Im Serious - EP
Wanski / The Real Skii
Wanski / Versatility
Nuk / Standing On Business
Prince Jefe / Jefe's Way
Stanwill / Still $hittin
Trdee / Early Mornings, Late Nights
YN Jay / Been Havin
24Lik / Something Different
RealRichIzzo / T0m Izzo
Lil B / B - Unit
Baby Stone Gorillas / BABYST5XNE GORILLAS 2
Ralfy the Plug / No Bloopers (DELUXE)
Ralfy the Plug & 1TakeJay / 1TakeRalfy
Ralfy the Plug / Old Ralfy Vs. New Ralfy
Blueflag 1900 / Bc World
Westside Tut & EBK Young Joc / Road to Riches
EBK Juvie Ju / Kinwon Son
GS Ash & SSRichh33 / The Redacted Files
GS Ash & SSRichh33 / From the T's
Runitup Jaybo / In Squeeze We Trust
Freeway Donny / Out On Bail
AO BUBB / West Wrock Bandit
Younginsosleaze / Tweaker Mode
Baby 9eno & 720k / Welcome To the Kartel
KhiGlock / Hardest Part
Ruger Bone / Fandual
Paco Panama / The Matrix
Doddie Savage / Death Error
Elbno / Elmasgrande
Taz3dz / All I Bang Is Yto
Sickasxxgeorge / Final Destination
Tmh Joker / Never Leave My Hitters
SODLiMan / Love & Gunplay
SODJigsaw#9 / Outcome of Da Streets
DoowopOfficial / 4B
Goldenboy Countup / The Rawest Ⅱ
G40 / Most Wanted - EP
TrapSosa / 4 Commas - EP
TrapSosa / Like Me - EP
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Drake Ft. SZA - Slime You Out Lyrics
Drake Ft. SZA - Slime You Out Lyrics
Intro: Drake
I don't know
I don't know what's wrong with you girls
I feel like y'all don't need love, you need somebody who could micromanage you
You know what I'm sayin'? Tell you right from wrong
Who's smart from who's the fool
Which utensil to use for which food, like
I got a schedule to attend to, though
I can't relate
(6ix)
Verse 1: Drake
You bitches really get carried away
Makin' mistakes, then you beg me to stay
Got me wiggin' on you like I'm Arrogant Tae
You got my mind in a terrible place
Whipped and chained you like American slaves
Act like you not used to Sheraton stays
I met the nigga you thought could replace
How were there even comparisons made?
Bitch, next time, I swear on my grandmother grave
I'm slimin' you for them kid choices you made
Refrain: Drake
Slimin' you out, slimin' you out, slimin' you out
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Verse 2: Drake
Ayy, this ain't the littest I could get on you bitches
Send wires on wires on wires like Idris
You lucky that I don't take back what was given
I could have you on payment plan 'til you're hundred and fifty
And my slime right here, she got some bars for y'all niggas
So I'ma fall back and let SZA talk her shit for a minute
Refrain: Drake
Slimin' you out, slimin' you out, slime
Verse 3: SZA
Damn, these niggas got me so twisted
How the fuck you so real, but play bitch on my line?
I can feel what you're spinnin'
Got too much pride to let no burnt nigga slime me out
Pull up, go write about
My night, got time, let's discuss all those lies about
Frontin' out here like you diggin' me out
And I ain't even cummin', I'm in and out
And you ain't 'bout the shit you rappin' about
And I can spin a ho, I'm airin' it out
I'm goin' off like a sawed-off
You tell these hoes you ain't cuddlin'
But with me, you know you doin' all that shit
You tellin' these hoes you ain't trickin' off
But with me, you know I'm gon' get it all
How you niggas get so carried away?
Trippin' when that dick is barely third place
Fucked out of pity, it's cute that you lame
Dip 'cause it's mid, I can't fake like it's hangin'
Refrain: SZA
Slimin' you out, I'm slimin' you out, I'm slimin' you out
Oh-woah, woah
Verse 4: Drake
Yeah
January, you pretend to see life clearly, yearly
February is the time that you put the evil eye and the pride aside
For the fantasy of gettin' married, very scary
March got you already second guessin' titles
April, spring is here and just like a spring, you start to spiral
May brings some warmer days, poolside, gettin' very tan
June have you movin' ice cold, goin' back and forth with a married man
July, that's when I found out you lied
August, it was "baby" this, "baby" that like you had your tubes tied
September, we fallin' off, but I'm still the man you tryna win over
October is all about me 'cause your turn should've been over
November got you moodboardin' for next year and you're single
December the gift-givin' month and now you wanna rekindle our year
Tryna build trust, showin' me your DMs, how they tryna bag you
Ironic how the news I got about you ended up bein' bad news
Get a nigga hit for fifty racks, girl, the beef cost like it's wagyu
Get a nigga hit, I'll make his ass see the light like a half-moon
Shout to QC, pretty sure I made Pee M's like it's past noon
All I really know is W's and M's, life lookin' like a bathroom
All I really know is M bags like I drove through and ordered fast food
Sayin' that I'm too guarded with my feelings, who the fuck even asked you?
Seven bodyguards just in case somebody really wanna try and crash through
Don't know why I listen to you when I hear you talkin' to me, it's some half-truths
If I don't pay your rent, it end up like an old hairstyle, girl, it's past due
If I don't—
Outro: Drake
Ah-ah-ah, that's as far as I got
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12, 35, 67, 89, 99 for spotify wrapped!
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12. pompeii (bastille)
oh, where do we begin? / the rubble or our sins?
35. these boots are made for walkin' (nancy sinatra)
you keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin' / and you keep losing when you oughta not bet
67. dolla sign slime (lil nas x, megan thee stallion)
baby, all these hoes imitate me / you gon fuck a stan or the real slim shady?
89. on s'aimera toujours (coeur de pirate)
si le passé nous secoue tu sais / c'est qu'on pense au lendemain
(a very loose translation: if the past shakes us you know / it's because we think of tomorrow)
99. achey bones (the happy fits)
okay this one is a little involved
first, the chorus is as follows:
heal it all and by the hour forget
see it all and say “who? who?”
heal it all and by the hour forget
see it all and say “who? who?”
whatcha sayin', whatcha sayin', that i can't hold on?
(who would i love here if i hadn’t known?)
whatcha sayin', whatcha sayin', that i can't move on?
(who would i love here if i hadn’t known?)
but later on in the song it becomes:
heal it all and by the hour forget
see it all and say
heal it all and by the hour forget
see it all and say
whatcha sayin', whatcha sayin', that i can't hold on?
(who would i love here if i hadn’t known?)
whatcha sayin', whatcha sayin', that i can't move on?
(who would i love here if i hadn’t known?)
and those silences........ they're so melancholy! i love it
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GENSHIN AU YEAHH
#i put entirely too much thought into this#hunter x hunter#hxh#gon freeces#killua zoldyck#killugon#killua#gon#genshin#genshin impact#gi#genshin hxh#<- i have so many ideas for this au LOL i may do more .. if so that is my tag#my art#gon is dendro (NOT just bc hes green i have a reason) killua is electro (obviously)#i very struggled with not making killua just look like chongyun#gon with the slimes .. baby#im soft thinking about him just hanging out with the enemies cuz they didnt do anything wrong#kurapika is pyro and leorio is geo ok! maybe i will draw them#I REALLY STRUGGLED WITH THE DESIGNS BC GENSHIN FAVORS DETAILED DESIGNS WHILE I LEAN TOWARDS SIMPLE STUFF#i have an animation brain
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all this slime ball kiri has me heaving 😩 kiri nonconning you in mating press 🥺
“hush now babygirl”
“y’know daddy doesn’t like it when you struggle princess”
“c’mon be a good girl for daddy”
“yeah yeah.. that’s it.. gonna sink my cock inside that tight angel cunt, relax for me baby”
“daddy’ll make you feel so fuckin’ good baby”
“shhh, gon-gonna cum in that pretty hole, hmf yeah, breed you nice and good”
- 🎀
Kiri likes when the fangirls call him Red Riot, makes him feel all special. And he rewards you by making you feel good and fills you up real nice.
Does it matter that your Bakugou’s biggest fan? Nope, because you won’t be for much longer if he has his way—
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LAWRDT I gon miss that baby or I expected the baby to be put up for adoption. And Cam has some strong love for Dustamite Simishlite Slime Salim, like probably half of us assumed she would run and date other dudes while Salim had a session with Child Support but wow just wow. At least Cam will chill with her folks for the time being. Cam will learn eventually and she should keep her options open!
Lol, yeah, adoption was one of the options she considered but ultimately decided it wasn’t right for her. I would say she’s definitely not the date around type tho so if things didn’t work out between the two of them, she would’ve probably just taken a break from dating completely for awhile. Going back home will be good for her but unfortunately, like most things in life, it’s not without it’s own problems, lol.
#replies#c:asks#this is probably unpopular opinion#actually im sure it is#but i dont think Salim’s that bad#like in terms of the fucked up things people do to each other#i think he’s okay#lol#mellindi#h
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If you could pair up your characters with a partner Pokémon, who would they be and why those Pokémon? Chōko- Shiki- Silvia- Fem!Naru- Rosella- Fem!Tobi- (Sorry, know it’s a lot 😅)
This took a bit to think about, but here they are
Chōko - Ralts Line. Now I was considering Beautifly or even Vivillon, but I really thought about it and noticed that the Ralts line fits Chōko best because she’s a very emotional person overall, which is why she’s managed to draw so many people to her. And when push comes to shove, she is willing to do anything to protect her friends, much like how Gardevoir will do whatever it takes to protect its trainer.
Alternatively, the Togepi line because of how Chōko has shared much happiness with those around her. She strives for peace and the happiness of others while she tries to survive, which is something Togekiss can get by.
Shiki - Sewaddle line, because of the aspect with friendship that helps Swadloon reach its final stage and just how otherwise, covered up. Caring and nurting, but capable of fighting. The grass typing ties into the greenhouse-esque living space of the Aburame clan, and otherwise, just taking in those who need help.
Silvia - Igglybuff line. Silvia comes from a culture where sharing life experiences is considered important, which can tie in with the Igglybuff’s desire to practice its singing, which eventually perfects it as Jigglypuff. Wigglytuff has really nice fur that feels nice, while Silvia’s hair is much like those of her people, in that it is very unique due to its coloring (dark colors that shine when seen through the light). It’s a characteristic trait that can let the two otherwise bond, but also, if you were to make Silvia angry, she won’t hesitate to fight back. The fairy typing is still pretty strange, in terms of how its recent (in universe and out, since it came to be in Gen VI), which can also tie back to how foreign Silvia would be when she is eventually placed in Gon and Killua’s “world”.
Fem!Naru - Goomy line. While it would be more appropriate to throw a fox Pokemon at her, Naruto is more like Goodra than anything else. She is very lonely and though she hasn’t been treated nicely, she is still pretty friendly to those she is close to. She is weak on her own, much like a Goomy, but with attention and care, she can eventually grow further. The Goomy line is covered in slime that usually needs to be washed off, since in Sliggoo’s case, it can dissolve many things. Naruto’s chakra is abundant, but also dangerous due to the Kyuubi. The two like to eat as well. Goodra tends to also get picked on a lot for being meek, but those who do that will regret it when Goodra attacks with its horns and tail. A warning to those who try to do the same with Naruto, who can be very timid around others when anxious. If left alone, will cry...exactly like Goodra.
Roselle - Budew Line, as Roselia and Roserade would fit in line to how she is when she’s older. Like, a rose has its thorns, but a bit about Roselle is that she’ll eventually start up a poison collection because of the Count Cain series by Kaori Yuki (Victorian Era esque, and it IS pretty useful in the long run). She needs some time to grow first, so like...again, the friendship aspect and while she pretty much lived the first decade of her life unaware of her past life, she’s in a better place now to start blooming.
Fem!Tobi - Rowlet line. Fits best since its grass typing goes with Tobirama’s connection with Hashirama. Provides a nice contrast with Dartrix, because Tobirama’s depressive moods gives her some pretty bad grooming habits. Dartrix might persuade her to keep her hair combed at the very least (lest Madara take a comb to it again and put her in a world of pain). Decidueye is also very cautious and with Tobirama being a senser, they’d go hand in hand. As for Rowlet, it’s baby and so is Tobirama right now. The two can blend in nicely with the trees.
Feel free to give your own lists of what Pokemon would go well with these guys right here. It was nice finally going through it and thinking about things.
#ask#rowanshinobi#bitter step (fanfic)#petulant petals (fanfic)#que sera sera (fanfic)#de mí a usted (fanfic)#metamorphosis (fanfic)#butterfly child (fanfic)
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My Friend Liveblogs MHA Vol. 2
@pand--em--onium
(All content typed verbatum from text messages.)
Here we go.
BONUS FROM LAST NIGHT:
Em: Baku in the slime vores mouth looks like a fnaf creatoin.
Me: Five Nights at Bakugo’s
Me: There is no way to win. As soon as you arrive he blows you up.
[image of Bakugo in SlimeMonster.jpg]
Em: I’m naming him slime man freddy.
AND NOW, FOR THE CURRENT LIVEBLOG...
Em: I’m sure there will be more classy comments about vote and tentacle porn.
Me: Vote.
Me: Be sure to vote, kids.
Em: I’m passionate about the 2020 polls ok
Em: “I see you worthy of my power. My quirk is yours to inheret.”
Em: Ok first of all
Em: you just met this kid like. 3 hours ago.
Em: Maybe you should calm down.
Em: so All Might inherited his power
Em: And wants to give it to babyface.
Me: Yes
Em: So he’s the dread pirate Roberts is what I’m hearing
Em: “I have to prepare my body!” You’re too young for that baby
Em: “to inheret my quirk you have to swallow some of my DNA” well damn better hope none of his lady friends swallow.
Em: He looks like a 30 year old businessman who watches paint dry for fun
Em: ...best jeanist
Em: What
Em: The Fuck
Em:He got them apple bottom jeans
Em: Boots with the fur
Em: Gravity girl
Em: She’s cute
Em: Is... IS Remi from Ratatoulie in this too
Em: And fuckin venom
Em: Giant robot
Em: Oh no robot gon crush
Em: You’re falling from high up Babyface
Em: Lol she bitch slapped him to safety
Em: Old lady nurse heals through kisses
Em: Wholesome
Em: Wannabe sonic yelling at Bakugo about putting his feet on the desk
Em: Hahahaha nerd boy is a little naive
Em: Sleeping bag in the class
Em: Efficient
Em: Aizawa is a dick to children
Em: *three thumbs up emoji*
Em: omg they get costumes
Em: What did these nerd babies design
Em: Haha Bakugo has grenade hands. He’s not very subtle is he
Em: Also Bakugo looks like he has an aggresively drawn butterfly behind his head
Me: He designed it to be Badass and Scary
Em: Scary butterfly
Em: I’m frighten
Me: He did u a spoop
Em: “I analyzed every amazing hero, even you”
Em: Babyface you’re too nice to Bakugo
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So it’s 2am
You’ve been FEINING FOR THAT ACT RIGHT. The only dick you can turn to on a late night in Oakland is Erik Stevens.
Just some good old sex y’all. Erik smut the only smut I ❤️
Erik x black readerrrrrrr!!!!!
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*knock knock*
There were faint sounds coming from inside of his Oakland apartment that you knew all too well. Shuffling could be heard on the other side of the door and in about another 10 seconds the door swung open to find Erik staring you down; shirtless and only in his briefs.
He took a long drag of his freshly rolled blunt in his hand, eyeing you from head to toe with a calculating stare.
“Wassup?” He lets the smoke from his nose out slow before rubbing at the back of his neck, “you know it’s 2 am right?”
She knoded her head, biting at her lower lip expectantly, “I know Erik...I just” she smirked to herself twirling a single curl from her pinappled fro, “I haven’t seen you in about a week.”
A vivid smirk crept up his face as he chuckled low, eyebrow flicking up in recognition, “all you gotta do is be real wit me girl. You want me to fuck you right?”
Heat filled her belly like no other as she stared into those brown eyes of his waiting for her response.
“Yeah, I miss it.” She spoke low, hands all fidgety fumbling with the hem of her oversized t shirt dress.
“Okay then” Erik stepped further into the apartment holding the door open wide, “come in baby girl I don’t bite”
She walked pass Erik and into his living space, scanning the area always intrigued about his lifstyle.
Erik walked pass to toss his blunt down onto the table finally settling on the couch, legs spread running his hands along his thighs
“Come straddle my lap”
She walked over to him placing herself in between his knees, kicking off her vans.
She crawled onto his lap, legs swinging over him, moist center touching his already growing crotch
“Ared since you decided to pop up at my place going on 2:30 am, ima sit back and watch you put in some work” Erik spread his arms over the back of his couch, finger tips scratching at the suede slow
“You gonna do that for me? I’m a little tired I had a long fucking day” Erik licked his lips, running his hands up and down her thighs to her hips digging his fingertips in deep.
“Okay..” she slowly lifted her shirt over her head revealing nothing but her royal purple lace thong underneath, titties visible and alert with her skull nipple rings.
“You looking real fucking sexy girl” Erik smiled up tiredly at her, gripping her ass hard. “Take this fucking thong off though”
She giggled low, standing up over him on the couch, taking the thong off slow, never leaving his line of vision. Erik studied her body with close interest, tongue grazing the inside of his cheek. He lifted his hips from the couch, dragging his briefs down.
“I’m sorry, I had a little bit to drink before I came here,” she confessed finally coming flesh to flesh with Erik’s stiff dick.
“It’s cool shawty, shid me too.” His dreads lay messily on his forehead as he peered down at her rubbing her clit in slow circles, body jerking after every motion.
“You like touching that pussy?” Erik encouraged her with a low alluring tone, “I can smell that pussy from here you really want this dick this late don’t you?”
“Yessss” she hissed feeling her clit going stiff under her fingers, sensitivity rising.
A little bit of her wetness dripped like slime almost, onto Erik’s lap causing him to throw his head back “fuck I felt that shit girl keep going”
Erik jerked his hips up towards her pussy while she decided to insert two fingers, pumping quick making gushing noises.
“Ahh-ahh daddy” she moaned out, gripping the back of the couch with one hand, face contorting in pleasure.
“Mmmm” he moaned out, slapping her ass in surprise. “Where that cum at girl?” He asked expectantly arms spread over the back of the couch like he was on his throne, “I know you got something for me in that box of yours”
Her stomach turned into knots and butterflies drove her crazy as she clenched her legs tight, creme oozing from her center; coating her fingers and the shaft of Erik’s dick.
“Shittt” Erik groaned out, gripping her hand admiring her creme coated fingers before sliding them into his mouth, sucking slow.
She released her fingers, grabbing up his hard dick tight, lining it up with her entrance.
“Put me in there” he said impatiently, tired eyes alert now.
She slowly slid herself down onto his length, body feeling brand new after it’s been about a week. She cried out low, hands running up the length of his chest, head tilted in awe, eyes closed.
Biting at her lip, she started grinding back and forth, hips meeting his, tight.
“This tight ass shit you got girl” Erik’s flexed with every stroke, pulling her head close to give her a sloppy French kiss.
“Work this dick girl come on” he encouraged low, watching her began to bounce, gushy pussy sliding along his thick dick.
“Mmmm daddy” she moaned out longingly, “I’m so happy-“
“Happy about what?” Erik’s voice sounded weak as he clenched his fists.
“I’m happy I got this dick I wanted it so fucking bad” she whined out.
Her bouncing become even more rough, ass clapping on his pelvis. She could feel his head brush against her g spot with every stroke and she was coming up on her second orgasm.
“Oh shit oh shit, daddy omg!” She shook with deep vibrations.
“Fuck!” Erik flared his golds, “keep going bitch”
She bounced again, wetness coating the space between them now, sex filling the room. She put all her power in her strokes, handling all his dick; every inch.
“You a real dick pleaser you know that right, fucking freak.” He grunted deep staring at her with knitted eye brows, “I got you where I want you now”
She gave two more strokes before slamming down quick, body shaking as if going into shock, eyes fluttering. Her third cum. Erik was in complete awe at this point.
“Work this dick baby, it’s yours...it’s all yours take what’s yours” he knew he was getting close from the way he twitched inside her, the sensitivity too much to bare.
She picked up the pace for a third time now, leaning in to take his plump moist lip in between her teeth, drawing back and letting go with a pop.
There bodies were merely a blur, and his dick felt like gold to her, she needed this and tossing and turning in bed wasn’t helping. What better way than to relive your dream right?
“Mmm yeah daddy this dick, I like it”
“You love it or you like it? Stop playing with me.”
Erik gripped her hips tight now, pounding deep.
“You gon make me fucking cum girl, look what you about to make me do”
She moaned out loud, loud enough for the neighbors to here, the smacking flesh bouncing off the walls.
“Daddy me too I sware.” She rested her head at the crook of his neck, limbs in his total control
“Daddy please keep going I need it again.”
“I know love, daddy got you okay?”
He pounded. And pounded. And pounded
“DAMN” he hissed,
“Yesss!” She cried out body stiffening over him again, pussy clamping on him tight from her orgasm
“Shit you gon get this nut now” he jerked up into her rough, spilling his seed deep in her like he wanted her to have his baby. They locked eyes momentarily, bodies tight and stiff before crashing, finally releasing from each others grasp.
She layed out next to him, naked body cradled to her chest, biting at her black colored nails blush visible.
“Damn girl it’s 3 am, and this what you decide to put me through.” Erik shook his head letting out a tired laugh before lifting from the couch weakly, pulling her up into his arms.
“Come on it’s too fucking late for you to be traveling home on your own... and speaking of that I’m about to dig in your shit.”
He flicked off the living room lamp, walking to his room.
“You know these streets fucking crazy what’s wrong with your ass coming out this late for some dick? What if some nigga tried something...”
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Hope you guys love it 💗 this was quick and nasty 💦
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Hey! Now that We’ve got your attention, We’re Phage. The last child of Venom. We gon be in the new Venom film! You may be wondering, why is Phage so much better than Venom. Let Us tell you.
Pants
That’s right. We wear pants. You think that’s lame? You try swinging around the cities and fighting crime buck naked save for a slime suit on your person. Girls will agree with us, nothing, NOTHING is better than POCKETS.
You think symbiotic feet covers protect you from the heat of rooftops?
Symbiotes are weak against heat! Boots, baby. Boots.
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PsychoYP & Jordan Knows - This Country Lyrics
PsychoYP & Jordan Knows - This Country Lyrics
You see, aye
For this country, where I come from
Whether na Lagos o whether na London
I still dey stand fit, Awon vigilante
For this country, for this country
She told me, “Go get ’em, my boy, let’s elevate”
That’s some shit my momma used to tell me, ’round when I was eight
I got these tattoos on my body from showing off every race
'Cause soon enough it’s gon be ‘tayga or that Wraith
I can’t believe it, I’m like a flooded demon
I gave Shawty that ice now, now she looking anaemic
I move ’round with that clipper, cus I’m so conceited
And if wahala wan burst, amma leave him bleeding
They know I been connected since the 01, connected in the 01
I could pull up to your city, I ain’t even gotta roll with no one
Shawty bad ass up on the ‘Gram, but inna real life though, she don’t fuck with no one
I had to get my team back in tempo, my chick back on tempo
My shit back in order while I’m counting on these tenfolds
Couldn’t let her breathe, 'cause the steeze is highly influential
You told me, “Calm down, you ain’t special”
You know I’ve been connected since the 01, connected in the 01
I could pull up to your city, I ain’t even gotta roll with no one
Shawty bad ass up on the ‘Gram, but inna real life, bro, she don’t fuck with no one
You see, aye
For this country, where I come from
Whether na Lagos o whether na London
I still dey stand fit, Awon vigilante
For this country, for this country
For this country, where I come from
Whether na Lagos o whether na London
I still dey stand fit, awon vigilante
For this country, for this country, yeah
And I no fit to open my mouth and talk, I just can’t explain
Why they wanna carry me for chest and mind, every night and day
Omo jaiye, baby shanowole
Shey I no fit speak Yoruba again
Shey they wan come come, wan follow my lanes, yeah, yeah, yo
And so we party till the early morn’, she say I’m a animal
I don buy my paraga, make you buy your panadol
I no like wahala, I no get time to be involved
I no dey too para, but when I do I break the law
I’m just popping a xannie, my shawty, she on Adderall
Quarter milli’, the ticket, we fucking up the fucking mall
I told her bag it up, don’t leave nothing behind, I just pull up in the tinted with my slimes
You know I been connected since the 01, connected in the 01
I could pull up to your city, I ain’t even gotta roll with no one
Shawty bad ass up on the ‘Gram, but inna real life, bro, she don’t fuck with, yo
You see, aye
For this country, where I come from
Whether na Lagos o whether na London
I still dey stand fit, awon vigilante
For this country, for this country
For this country, where I come from
Whether na Lagos o whether na London
I still dey stand fit, awon vigilante
For this country, for this country
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